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THE SIGNAL : GODHRICH. ONT., TH 1' ItUDAY, AUG. 27, tela
NOT A SICK DAY
For Over Thirty Years!
Sint e. UIQS
AYER'S PILLS
"Apex's Citibank Pills for over thirty
Feats have kept as is good health,
never having had a sick day in all that
U. 3a ore I was sweaty I suffered
almost continually -es a result of coo-
m*pation - from dyspepsia, hemlach...
settralgia, or boils and other eruptive
diseases. When I became couriers'
that nine-trnthe - of my troubles were
soused by constipation, I began the use
of Ayer'. Pills, a ith the most satistao-
tory roaults. never having a single
attack that did not readily yield to this
remedy. My wife, who bad teen an
Lavalid Ins years, also began to use
Ayer'. Pills. and her health was quickly
restored. With my children 1 bad no -
,'steed that near', all tbetr ailments were
preceded by constipation, and I soon
had the pleasure of knowing that with
children as with parents, Ayer's Pills.
It taken in season. avert all danger of
sickness." -Ii. Warming, Byron, 111. •
AYER'S PILLS
Highest Honors at World's fair.
•yer's $ rsapa Ns $I .p' as $pd<!
HUT CORN.
lire. S.es4i: 1 ttsd•r•tead, air, that
you . are secretly i -M s•akinii l.,ve to m3
des. fifer, !id o flet forced w ac.tuam. -
mice hers w Io.t way. Tura should glove
sera a Gest."
Otlfa. hay (w seised- fliers** • I .dy out -
Md.. Mr. Vitt •U.
E hint- Nee old i. e. •
Boy -14„.t ruse,. s
E teas-Sbow her 1.:.
.lehwy-Tommy. M ' 1"• .WaT paeiea
toad:het and buy a.• • atoe ree.et.
Tommy -Ali right.
'•What shall it be''.
Tomu.t-W bad better get her • pad•
ami •tpper -
Mn limeon hie 'rel. Willie, this Indy
onaipleine treat you have bele righting mita
ber it 1.0). and wants .00 to promise
never to do .o 11g•10
%rail's •o lads --1-nu o.edu't be afraid,
ma'am lour bcc WI:. ;see? out of my way
after this
Not nn- cnmp'•tr• he. sear leen male by
those snug Atet's S.t..p.rItl. ece,rding to
direction. Fi'iberm•-re, se have yet to
barn of • cv.w •n which i, has haled to af-
ford be••etit ,V . ea, hue Ire,le of druggist.
WI over the c..ubtry. Hes cured utbeu,
will cure yule --
U.ole-So. my dear itt,le nephew, you
baves't forgotten vrur o .1 sued. on hos h,rth
day. You hove brought thio r. w emokisi
tap lot • preens,. Talk., little nephew,
era i. e.apeneo for pm
Little Nept.ee-B,,..- a-- .ou ' It cosi
me half -a-crow o.
Tito other day a mw we. i.nocked down,
and rots ov. r by • the cls 'crembliog to
his feet, he began to •hue•• •n.. rider.
,• Sit, he shouted, •' 1 w.nt to tell you
that you are •o gee"emw - wioose wow,
madam -mil" tar he found hiMeJik
ing to • hlonmevib.. " hut," ruder Ids
vutoe, "anyhow, I wee right
tiw.ndm•, ' .id M ithr, looking at the
wrinkled torene•d of the dear o'd lady, •' 1
finks you ought to go to the leemdw, •ad
dot your heed ironed
Mrs \IcKride ,rntenmg •M kitobesl-
Bridget. didn't 1 see that policeman kiss
3'.0
Bridget -Well. mum, roman ye/ would
not have me lay meet!l open to arrest fui t.'
cutin' as officer, mum • '
" I'm et 'led List you have come, Mt..
Morrison ' i 1.. • so leased for • demes
with yea. May 1 hems ti,. fourth wolf, •"
" Vo. may if 1 •m not enaegwd
" Your o•ri e11nw• you are not.
" Vas, bet I'm going to sit out, tis third
welts with Jock. •red-welI, 1 may be ea
gaRei when the fourth 000110.'
Wm. Rada"
Microbe Killer
•0.
The
Only Remedy
That
Removes
The
True Cause
Of Disease
From
The System.
All Massa** aro caused by
microbes. which ars living
germs is the blood• and these
microbes cause inflammation.
fermentation and decay.
Thousands
Of will testify to ifs
rel powers.
Rene for circular.
hill NOOK Ee.
>atDlr>ooga. oarl'f►apa
RAM'S HORN WRINKLES.
A t=piries reacted. - 11 • Boa .lata.
We ens may do sae Scat oboe we w
San we are rust.
bele is sever se bright as whoa le M used
ia rase seed'
Voir is tied is tie may LDLs that w
kill worry ozone dead.
As era M love give", it begtm 10 make
pleas for gis use anis.
It ie hard w please eerie who de.'t know
what they weak
No mem over broke his book tryosg to
lits ths load lied p.• him.
The msemo° that moat pleases may Dot le
the oho nisi most helps.
'rho remedies enrol over trots say mbar -
e ntice from • grave eteo..
TM more • Clansman rows is areas tie
one 1. thinks of bitiself-
God ma say au -h to thepoor thee H.
e isio' make knows, to the riots.
Ulnas( the rod will do no good mane the
Med that holds it is ..e..d by love.
The more an .sem)' hetes us, the hotter
the fire Misdates will kadie as he heed.
The mem who i0D leers from his owe nom
takes, ova always be learning sensitising.
The lesson& we loam to the school of ec-
piraaoe met the lima, but tbey are remem-
bered tie hawser.
110 devil Dever wastes say powder os tb•
sae a k o,l,' wish to a r lISIogt to make
Sim feel iiuoa
In Him wisdom, God bas ordained that flet
same golden opportunity ab•11 never hark
.t the same dour Lelia,
E'settle tramways an4 1•u.obss have
been installed in the Perm sewers. Tenor
• month, on two Wednesdays„ .ichon ars
admitted to the weber of about 1,200
te • whole dal''% auk ter two moo to
1• .I • ntakoget.y tree Ur. aoeouet of the
u e which from om the balm of the
auk, a scaffold his to be erected and toe
tare oat off •bliv• the %pun, I.vlug thus •
•• ump of the very :meet wood from ten to
ti :teen feet high.
" It ie ourioui about Dr. Broo.on, but it
• a tact whioh 1 More noticed, that hu pa
'tents get well . great deal •tutoker then
hose
ot env other dootor 1 know.
" Teat easily amounted for IN. Bron
moo charges to muoh, his patients °Hoot a1 -
ford to retrain ill very long."
P
"My wife," he remarked. "has made •
✓ r. important di.00very.
• Indeed," est 1 hu companioo, "What,
sir
"A new substance that u epptueatly in-
dent taut ibis.
His oompanton recoiled the fact that tb•
u ifs bad been • professor of natured emeuoes
prior to ber marriage, sod enquired if she
had been loos at work upon the invention.
"No,' be replied. "sod it ohm• about
ynite by eoci4eit. She was trying to make
• ippon, Ceske.
here the greet .sal r Me le meows hoop -
h& day sad .a t, tta4., .8 rlrwsmamess,
amid me army m see ta he risked.
A sew Mmrsrs emptp.est. whir ro-
wans skill ..d sl•vsrss.c rather w.•.
•mems. le the dr.•l...1 Name dell. for
rep trader. A rams with real eases ma
ties 1.d seeps ler bar Went la deroperea
retry mist ossa for toile illg.r.s. whish
most be Net as showier L .vary doted se
th. fsllaia•d MOW TIN models are shoes
mem Isere high, sad ss.sretdy reprmeest
the Mesa torte.
Them are .ore Jersey sews . Amerism
thea there are M Jersey. sod yet Mere are
.tan • ere be Jimmy tar ea hey ether ism -
tsar area. K..lasd hoe boost, wow M wary
besdrod Mora. Jena Me flay "alai hes,
she& every ter. these Ma as sew% sad she
farms ere .mall, rasgisg Ir.. three t. Shy
erem., the re..es b.isg that tb. old Mirada
laws that tell prevail Fa Ne Wood armrest
the areasslattss ef property, bootee on
Nrw
its dheib.tsate.r the frilly L sed s
way sties 11 err be Malt will wariest
Iio owes% or tis moat divest relatives.
"CANADA'S PRIDE."
TS..aur
Industrial
FAIR
• 4 AGRICULTURAL EXHIBIT ON.
TORONTO
AUG 31 to SEPT 12
1866.
tP' t RIES CLOSE ON AUGUST Btu
N.w Kr•STINE%IN.
arraw. ATi.A't. ..
LA(Sol' INTIM rLONA.
ETi.TTMiaab re le SATS
The Peoples' Great Roll/Lay Ontiag
of the Tess, Wait for It
Clap riff PION P101 II[1Tf1[CL
or, Prix !Lista and /Petr, forma. efc.,
adrmeas
J. J. WITHROW,
H- J HILL_
Mar
sow croute.
PLANING MILL.
ESTAILISNED IKi.
Bucliaiiaus & Rhyus
,learned. %taxv.AOlvaan. -
A oert•in hare building ooat.notor to •SASH, Q$ DOOR and BLINDUasob.uter. Eng., had • sew in hoe employ , SAID r
who, if popular report is to believed, meat- Douses In all kinds et
ad with an •bocrm•1 capacity for liquids.
The termer recently made • wager with •' LUMBER . LATH. SHINGLES
netghhonng budder that the mw m .1001 -
tion small drink five pinta of beer 10 the Lad baadxs is ,s.rt•l of every deeeripaloe
sane number of ml0ume.
The terms ot the wager having been ret-
tled. he ick,' he his , " 1v. School FornitLre a Specialty.
••JLck,'� he said, "I've made •bet with
this gentleman that you drink five pante ut
beer in five n,iuuta.-06o you do it Y'
Mike earetched he chin thoughtfully.
1Vs11, Ol dunoo about that, he remark-
ed. "Could you wait ten minutes : Oi'll
have to think it over.
"Very well, • said the master.
At the end of ten minute• Mike cams
back.
"Vie, tit oao do it," he remarked briefly.
An adjournment was mode, and presently
the money changed hands, to the earful -
tion ot Mike • employer.
"But look here, Mike," he inquired.
••whet did you want to get out and Umiak it
over for'
"Well, sure," laid Mike earnestly, "01
just went out to try."
0.11ure and Mee...
It to often all the little things that cos -
attune the •vide dtEep o. between surer
wd,t•ilure. Some • e, swoon ie porpoise,
capable in many way, seam rade to do-
nne the import of minor, nevertheless im-
portant elemeoti,and neglect 1n ooeomloesoe
to grasp the opportunities that it an:opted
would carry them on to viotory In the
came wov people are tmpo•d upon by owe -
meaty druggists who, to gain an additional
practise the dishonest teethed 41
eseetitsttoo. Ceiling for Puta•m's Painless
Coca Extractor, they accept some wnrtbM•s
flesh -sating substitute, only to be dhow
pointed or mare injury. Patera's Coca
l'ur• is the only reliable one.
CRISP AND CASUAL.
Among the English solidity 19 per Deet.
are obildles .
Nearly $1,500,000 worth of artiolss are
pawned 111 London, Baglead weekly.
There ere too voila* farms is Ike Usited
States, both managed sstirsly by wem•s.
A teller Glob for dog. hes Sees seleblish-
.d is Bead -et., Leaden, where dem may be
Mired, washed aid beaatfasd.
It bas 1..s ealetdated that the areal
amount .f salt o•tataised 1. the seer woald
°over as area of 1.m .WMa square miles
with a layer °se mile *1111.
Tbs mess mark, still mrd .ssesteaslly L
stead of • sigaarars, did set .tigfsste 1a la
sorases It was .Iw.ys impended to
tures is ttt.dimval time., assn attestation
.f good fend
Th. Soder el Mor.... kepi • Map
.am r of 1i.e bees ablest hie promises. 0.4
is the resin these .mere ere da Nees la
the
sourtyards of the palsse to ma as garde
t• N. royal harem.
Three -Maths of the ..s, , d • Bethke
%soviet w gives le him es the aepiealMs
of his ter. .r imprisonment Seiner tr.se
thus save more matey la jail Mee they b•.•
ever tay.d bolero.
A 1.rber'...ileg. W lima forded to
Now Y.rk, where young men std wawa
No laughs hew se shoe'. .Mer peep.. It
advertises No .bjeses, .ad Modred* 4 sees
re be the wheel for fres shaves.
no Nomas geld awes Mows was
Nand is 11160 ..me 40 edea teeth of Bal-
larat, .ad wee os..d."Wel..me. Bstar. "
-e very appropriate disapalisa. 1s
weighed •tie busidre& tear
pomade, •ad r•pre•.aead ..arty 114000i•
trades.
A end .es.es penile .a the death
"peedIenoass ei this royal Dam 4 ♦.reel.. Hl.
severed with $ Meek .Ie h
Imes.
M M m•.esd w • ..fi ...
the tuaerel.
irk and Is faMesdsd a WOO Os .aLf.
WE MAKE
Sewer and
Culvert Pipes
All asses room A 1n. se ala to. £be
CesseeMeno.
WRIT. FOR PRIOIS.
THE ONTARIO
AD■L SEWAIDO ER.TPIPE
...
Best 1.r
Wash Day
makes clothes
sweet, clean,
white, with
the last
labor.
5IwgjE
remark-
able lasting
and classing
properties make
SURPRISE most
ecosostical mina
Best ilarJ
Every Day
ROOFING
moven"' Ay mews TORONTO.
The Bicycle
Season of 1896.
11111/1411114
'alien Ird C ' - 1.i et ileglead Newer
aRsed eerier say a rename sass M .ahs a
j•aa•► vNeh larelees • sae tom" how-
ever sheet tais pssaga aae le s-ppesa 4
Now is the time to get your
leaky gravel Roofs repaired.
We keep a sto k of roofing
pitch and pure wool roofing
felt on 1 1, and guarantee
all work.
Headt'uarters for all kinds of
GRANITE, TIN,
GALVANIZED IRON,
and OOPPER Wars.
I �e yen la ft t U yea are net. TIN
.ttlht te be. for til poses .. Rola.
tai.$ Mie w w he wade-
mrsassa A
aiding Academy
y
."deet li. Mid= swan= that mese
.�Mstsrwlw'1 eb0werl ogairreets
ts
sane
tastiest
teilismoryeras so the
Repair Liu
le�t4sa.. pad tae let errs
J. -YULE,
a1Wd. U.map inwilis •
METAL CEILINGS
EAVETROUGHING
STOVE`'..dF URNACES
J. H
WORSELL &co.
GU RF
CONSTIPA1'ION.
f'sBIL!OUSNESS,
, DYSPL.'S:At.'�
ICK HEADAC47
Ee LI LATE. THE
ONE Pit_ A;74.-/. :T'lNC
INSURES 9000 tiiiCST1.O►..I
pRICE25 LIS.�ttjOMI was, j iZ
•
IF YOUWilTUZ
A SPRING SUIT
• as of First-class make.
a
Good Material and
Latest Styles,
-CALL UPON -
HUGH DUNLOP.
ThelW.st-1L Cletus
Nona to Soak of Montreal
WONDERFUL DISC('YERY.
Excelsior
Egg
a':tt. litter
goGS rater
root :2
MONT.•a.
IT IS NO PICKLE.
You simply treat the Eggs with
PRESERVER. amid lay thea away
In a basket or box.
AT DOWN A SUPPLY WHEN THEY ASK
CHEAP.
Oall for book giving felt laterenetiom, tree
d shag.•.
•
TOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
Canadian
Pacific
Telegraph
Patronise
Ts. Oas
True
Comoetition•
MORE GOODS..
LEGHORNS,
WHITE SAILORS,
VERY NICE FLOWERS.
All of the Latest Designs.
See our Large Stock of
:ss.sSs
rhaar'5.
t
weld our
mandator w la
UNDERWEAR.
MISSES YATE 4.
•
tor! SYSTEM RENOVATOR
PURIFIES and STRENGTHENS
TPS BLOOD, Regulates the Action of the Uses nand Kidnaps. and
rip be ifo.Itsd Indispensable in cases of14
Lrlaregpladlifs
d
sad riI ip iii. he idler OWN or mei 41111111 la
IMO LAWS LANRIA7SIBOV..s>•ss- lf�
Summer Millinery .
e
The undersigned having received a large importa-
tion of Spring and Early Summer Millinery, is prepared
to supply the sweetest of
Bonnets, Hats and Trimmings.
The goods are Fashionable, of Superior Make, and are in
Color, Design and Textute unexcelled.
MISS CAMERON,
HAMILTON STREET
PAINTS
OILS BRT1SIIES
SEE MY STOOK !
�- 1 think I have the best value in these lines. i will give you low quo-
taticns on all HARDWARE this season. Prioes in many toes have gone
up recently, but having bought before the advance, I can do tae very best for
yon. Having anticipated extensive building operations this year, I have de-
termined to make big sales on small profits.
R. W. McKENZIE.
ISOS • i •
AT MUNRO'S
For SPRING and SUMMER ... 185
Imp Jou 4u0. t 4
Parasols
embrelLas
ttsrrmol shaper and stylish !rand!,.
Gloves
Fine Hosiery
mar a1e6 sasR p.�..i�iafit l� tr..t;io
market at the prow.
1/..ebb warp black Lustros. herd -flair
Nadi end mimed Ne•Wil0.
A fell rang. of gat.,. Dr•pe•'s., Art
M..lies, white and colored Coiner •• (Swiss
mid Nottlneb•m makes.)
V•M0.ieaie. 1 ,ee. sad Edgiers.
Swiss sod J•o..io& B.hroid.rtes wino is -
earthier M star.
Ladies' sad oh idrea's Sumner UJaass•
elsth1g bettor and cheaper Nes e.01.
5 per cent. off for Cash, or 30 clays.
A. MUNRO. Draper.
Subscribe for Till SIUH1L. $1.00 a Y r in ldnue.
31=1
THE
COAL
OLD
RELIABLE
always on hand.
Tbs lest and only Scranton Coal in
this market delivered at $8.26 per
tan, with 5004. per ton oA for C..h,
making it
E5.76.
d ns
Waite
. • *woes mews tela
()c
All al weighed as the soviet
wer• fair a=t6r =i r =moo that you asure el good
Weilus sod
mrtwser•s re
tllomoda anis
ad nuaaw. • Ilisstet tmp1
Met Lesal Meow rasher Willi =WS U1sw.
THB STIFF OF LIFE.
Adulteratesemit asbYM la teed
hays et Lis yews hosesie
10
.►g. this Yavmr.ssei.se mysrywbesm hove boo
liOOSIt lbw 'rated s'haiddmiroN. N e She
Pototto
Oi• M "sees ltalsatsis •rdW+ told
usg
I
= irl
. e� k sr•me0t'
• la Mbar wsrd..111N% sf etass�•�
YaSS gal i�ls prsiiw°el�r'sa �
•••maMttitme1.11MMrs. r atapd�a'w r.
Seism la N•
= IN MY BAKERY ete Nooses es snob Mead _
61 : � mivrgs S.ss�im�astemyei .wase hlai •n5r
ate taer: r.` ti. esma o L 'hvM•a
KY UTAD 1/ MLiIR TROII Tali pvU
ML1JT UID SOY TAMA AND 80. 1
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