The Signal, 1896-7-16, Page 7THE SIGNAL : (]ODERICH, ONT., THURSDAY, JULY IR, 1596
Hu been endorsed by the medical
profession for twenty years. (Ask
your Doe*or.) This Is because it
Is always palatable -always enei-
Jbrse-always contai,es the purest
Norwegian Cad- Liver Oil and
f(ypopbospbitss. Insist
on Scott's Emulsion
with era *-mar t o man
and fish.
Put up in to cent and
sins. The small use may be
enough to cure your cough or
help your baby.
NEWSPAPER STORIES.
While le Fermi
A school teacher toot noted tor his gene -
routs , to the surprise of bueohol•rs, to-
uted hu alum to an outing at nonstop
iter.nor, now lwieeeter. When tea -time
came, M called this boys together and took
then, to the water's side.
••Xoiv lads," bo said, "get roust ''
He thea dutributod • ►•ufpoaay bun to
each. •t the same time puling • 1u.rter-
pound pocket of sherbet from his pocket,
eb,cb he emptied tato the reservoir, with
the remark "Drink, lade ' Crank while it's
&rimy
Thu was •II the refreehmeate they had
More /lung.
A few years ago, when in the West.f
Esgl•od on business, 1 h•pporec to to et
Saltash, • few mules below Devonport. A
mow dinar -room tor workisg anon bad jest
epees 1. and displayed u the window was a
card aonouncnnr "Wass rig pwddea, vont:-
pence • pound ' Inas fiv padding, 41. .
pound
The ,.i1 dining -room opposite, not to be
outdoee. immediately expoesm • forge card
es which were writtn is large letter
"Mors very. viv.p me•."
Sone
School.
Teacher ton small boy )-Who was Dic-
Aterlbesed le 1141Mbeem.
Janor Department of I)ay
kw '"
Small Boy -The mane h, invested parlor
cricket.
Ts•cber-Who do you mean by that,you
Mile stupid'"
im.li Soy- - Well didn't be writs•('notet
se the Hearth, and that's parlor cricket,
iso t it
A tory Ride (bleb.. Mat'
A cricketer Goo* purchased • bat trove
the "pro of Use local club, who, at the
time of Gal•, eonfidcntlally informed his
patron that the willow is gasstis was
"ism a bit wtder•r than or'iaary, bat •
herw to koeo them off the trinket with."
The toitowing day, durum the progress of
1 match, our (need applied for "Deter' to
Ike motes, the wily "pro."
"To !egAbtt mon to Koff -right yis are -
mars the three -told ye it would'" was
the !iglu] and unguarded rept
y.
The atter:uun of members .1 the opposing
can was roused by this .mushy speech,
,ad our artful (resit wee dispatched to the
dentise for another bat, while the umpire's
Groins were dispensed with for eke r.st of
he each.
• t'Ilaeier.
An English politio.l oSeer of • parttou-
oils short short temper ked an interview
nth s petty Indian Primes, woo from the
int assumed an •u of superiority whish
anted toe Eaglishtta.a.
At last, as the interpreter continued to
sport remarks of Use Rajah which, to say
le l.rt, were not Wholly ooesphsostery
r England, the ot[ioor oo.ld stand it so
mew
Ramo, has hand quickly, bo gevo the is•
ismer e er a eoutudiag ernea the facia
rel " cat trera he anslate toraiap quickly am bis
rsiate that N the R.j.►, will
*a'
The tot ervi*w .!.tad abruptly,
emend amewerm.
et mtb"n f yens. sa . bd
keephad
"Dosed, is Mr. Mskamxi likely to be
It fisbies to -morrow !"
"1 has my doots," replies D.ssid, warily.
"How u that ! L he away tem bees • '
"I dinner ken when he te."
.•N", 111, u he
"I has sot heard."
Tkes what oil sant maks you Wok be
51leout
"I didm ay he nonage be son I raid
bed my. dens. Re's hear dead IW
%Moe I twelve -swat& )
M. S. Mssley's Vault,
Isvatore and sxpletery w cf... oui...-
es to loser imdivtdwnla " How peeved
isnot be ct your hwheat's ihveatiee !"
i mimeos t• the wife of a tainted
dram •• Ye, I suppose I am,' was
' erdrst rsply. "but jolt sew I am rely
end at hartwg the this, esmplsted.
: Ike ion year I has beim New
rrth• been" im
sad w°eewe..wst �% 011
tK !Mag aro s nether l.skd over the
alder e( bet little girl who was vramaitsg
tot
eon �It lens. The hook was epee
� "Why.he �maph ekes" -
,w� a child ! Thos N had sly e
bon the asset,
iall the
' es M blas W. didn't have s
sem Mist the sap el Ahs 1• these
Rue* it," sin the tK .kMst i
skin e sp 5b M Shoe oe dead-
~ M'gd�i (I stoeu .5 won 0aepeSea
t. w lib seen i 1.a wf s6
'1°I NIT, • well-kners wind
seer w es, k
and
fm11140,* *eh whoa venni.
w loft odes a
mbtINNS erag
a la " 2440* ells it um.
14"4"
e.
el.p\ast W • will of Ile ewer, sad It Wes I
V'Qiii
- -" it Ilkee. to Is is to tam i5se11.
The ooelny waves et air are delighuui M
it, sod seaeslaie os•gardero►ls trouble u
es� swho rid. at Wiggles e a !•stag
Itgh wit► their or. siumeasesWit
they wend ride the omabessees weeds
Mem u they wereallowedlllow d to de thee is mined it t
ether trick wash elephastt delight to pas-
!
is teeing a head organ, and in some
Geese • deetmy ureas io kept for their
1 i4 y beim freipmetly, when bettrained,
ta emanate ways of dotag things,
sad the trainer always lets them have thou lrso're,tor- It will regime 1.., stem Ys
way wits it is oo.•isteit with the piotur for your son to le.ra abortba.d "
019•••••• 101 the performance. Food Father _Aad thea he wall be • pro
11 • Imine' Nance an eleo\aat to stood uo lo.Mt writer "
its bead, kepis obliged to risen to • block Iwtrector--No . 11 will require four
.sed pulleys amid the unseal Isaias what at mouths more for him to (earn to read what
@bond du. le tweaking an *towboat to ride he writes'
• bicycle or :o sat la • (show for the purpose
of t•ktag supper with the uluwo the same
process is gone throes\
S, thoroughly do .1.phany espy their
5 irks that they go through ?been for their
owe 5•111•0111001.. Oce dep5ant lakes stead -
iris on bottlesso well that she tries it is
*takes wherever she tlsd. these . moreover,
for but regular etaadimg position she keeps
all four of ter hid toga • her. As with
arum ked far leas than beings, bich they have to do
rhues Us nge etch
they do of thou own accord. They take
delight In standtot on their beads whoa in
goarten of sufficient s re. Judging from
their trumpeting, sed wuoes, the (fancied
• ephaote, as well as the others, dream of
their work.
.
rarelyteaeraale,
HOT CORN.
Lars bodies we Mewl y ; abs small
bodies when celled .p N braak/eet.
HMki-Saiwtiets say the wring matt
will met bate nay ossa"
Simpkins-- Were it elf, I sappers. Wast -
tag it dots other people's basiees,e
.lrtbor-8e the heiress refused Jack Y'
Henry -Yes : but he has 111 .if to
blame, He was s.iag through tib •only
girl' formal• ; bat he forgot biatalI, and
told her oho was the richest girl \e over
loved."
First the bud, then the blossom, than the
perfect fruit. Thew are the several stages
of some of the most important ingredients
ompoorsg the p•:olesa and sure ooro our,
P11.0au.'s Pa:ahos Coro Extractor. The
lumen of plants greatly concentrated and
purtfie 1, gums and balsams in harmonious
union, all combined g:ve the grand result,.
Putnam's J,Itractor makes so sore spot,
does not 1•y • man up for • week, but goo.
oa quietly doing its work until • perfect
ours reenlist Beware of aid substitutes.
'Seaman essebsesorbes."
An •dvertwmemt, somewhat in the fol-
lowing words, appeared lstely an s leading
paper :
Math on 000kroaoheo ' Anyone whose
house is infested with these common houses
hold peers can obtain a sample and effective
•ppar•tus for ktlli.g them by medias one
shilling and .ddr.se to A. B., tc. Full
direotioos eaclos*d : hundred* of uoeoltmted
testimonials. N. B. -Certain death
A shrewd Yorkshire hoswwtfe emu her
shilling, and, full of expectation, 'area./
opened the small parcel that came. T. her
ooms1eru.tion, ebe discovered therein two
small blocks of wood about three Inches
square How to nee them seemed some -
whist of • mystery, but the directions were
explicit :
"l'l•oa the oockro.ch upon ono of tits
blocks, and rive at • smart tap with the
other : death will be found roet•nt•meous."
Then the band played, and the obilddreo
wen glad 1, get out Leto the garden. There
o oat have been many testimonoa's, unsold•
cited meet of Chow, we dors say.
SedsNeg roe.
The fondness of some potpie for strange
and "mired -up' dishes of meat 1e well illu-
strated by the custom to whaoh • club of
antiqueriare w Loodoo, called ••The Clams
ford Old Volume,' is riven.
beery year, is the summer time, this an-
wistarl•m club goes to the oo0otry for •
summer ramble ; and on these rambler are
sooastom•d to refresh themselves with •
mysterious dish deeonb.d in the bill of fare
s •'1• odd. paps."
The primed •'meau 000taias a lust of the
Ingredt•ota of thus duh, wbtoh a always
much relisbsd by the members of the club
but is order that the guests may Dot be
frightened off, the list is printed then only
to the Latin tonere.
The pie, se served on the castle grounds
at Pleshey this year. was prepared by Miss
Eva Christy, and contained, "oolong other
things," "held voles -a kind of rat-hedge-
begn frogs, birds, gr•oatinoh•e, 'marrows,
and seven time specimens of the common
berm rot, greia. fed.
We cos over with truth,.' say one of
the visitors at thus year's picnic who pm -
took of the pie, "that the nu and hedge-
hog. were most appetising, and that we
have u thew bumble animals delicacies of
the first order.'
The Iogrsdieetw of the 'odds py." was
kept • profound secret natal the members
of else slob sit down to the feast. Some.
Using now has to be coaooted 'soh year ;
bet to 000k apooutod for the mixt outing
des mot despair of attaining • aov0lty,unoo
thin ere several "humble animal." whtob
have not yet figured in the pie.
To make year basins pay, geed health
is • prime inter. To ssoure good health,
the Need should be kept pare and vigorous
by the ass of Aytr'e S•reapenUa Wham
the vital amid is tern and sluggish. there
oma be neither b..ltb, strength nor wain -
ties
The imeea's Nmd.y Muer.
"Fit for a Queen" is an expression one
osMly bases la sasses to • particular
. Bat there are few people who know
eas
.stly what car sectarian swards se fit for
a Quest
A meas -card tor one of the (less•'. Sun-
day amen Nos seem reosstly by the
wine.
The oard is about six Mahn wide .ad
Winkle -(khat did the I•odlo,d do whoa
you complained about the leak is the roof?"
S.odgrase-He rearmed me for • bath."
lira A --Mrs. Wows is an extremely
tidy art of person, don't you think ?'
Mrs. B.-1 should thlmk eke was ! The
other day • burglar got let. her how, sad
the firer thing she dad wait to wk the mac
U he had wiped his fest on tit. mat"
A mother was exploiting to • diminutive
juvenile the meaotse of • picture represent
tag • summer of martyrs who had hem
throws to some buarry lion.
She tried to impre s boa infant naiad with
the terrors of the some, and thought .b•
hod w000ed.d, when suddenly he exclaim-
ed :
"Oh, ma ! just look at that poor hon be -
Mod there' Ile won't get any ','
"Why, dear, you stroked your college
boat, didn't you''
1'onog Husband- Yes, love,"
' And were quite • dab at ell •abbalas!"
' Quite • doh! My dear girl' 1 was
champion walker, the best runner, the beat
man at throwing the heavy wei/bt ; end as
for carrying --why. I oould'shoulder 3 cwt.,
"Well, love, lust please oarr the baby
for • oouple of hours I'm send."
Tummy Itful•iriagly)-M•mm., is tau
hair oil is tba. bottle !"
\tame• --Goodness, ohild, no ' That's
glue.
Tummy nonchalantly) -That's why 1
cant get my oat off
711E 011e's •..11'1.41S7t.
When I piok out a "love of a bonnets,
1te tasbton and trimming just right,
1 find I'm unable to dos it,
For the price of re's always • theist.
"The critics seem quit•exeiud."
''\o wooden. An extreordiasary lateraiy
event is amazing them."
"A Dew poem •"
• No ; Miss Braddon has not written
another novel."
Maoistrate-For.triki•g the plerntif on
the nom I fiem yes tee dollen and oasts."
Culprit -Tea dollar' is • big sum to a n -
ye. worship. Can't I pay it in instal -
moat.
Magistrate -No, sir. Did you punch his
Goss an installments!'
The examiner wtehed to get the obaldric
to express moral reprobation of lazy people,
and he 1.d up to it by acing them who
were the persons who rot •11 they could and
did nothing to return. For some time then
was •ilenoe, but at last • little girl, who
had obviously reasoned sot the sewer in-
dtaotively from bar own home •xperiamo.e,
exclaimed, with • good deal of eontldenos
"Please, sir, it's the baby
Doctor -Your husband appears to be
eleapi$g •lut.tly at the preset meant.
What unfavorable symptom have you
sauced !"
The Wile --Why, he went to the cricket
match the efter.00a, an the loo•1 olub
was badly beats ; yet, wham he rot home,
be never ..id • blessed word against the
umpire-"
Doctor -Hum That looks very bad."
lack -Momma, papa said oar bodice are
like • m\•obies. '
Mamas -Yee, my wo, they are"
Jack -Well, do I have to take ood-liver
to oil up the =whine !"
H• bad travelled threegh Sahara, braved
the dossers of the Nil. :
Defeated garaged Mosulmon.,aad dined os
crocodile:
Hs•w overthleg of polities' religion, and
the law;
Could box asd fats, an row a ran., and
please W mother -L -ion.
ris sheet, had all the seesipllshm..ts of
acs both stat asd nee
Hat he oomlds t run • busmen, for he
woslda't advertise.
Miss
tion to
Mtn
sleep.
whet your hDo you psi meat sitesaehemd says .
Jenne- Not salaam be Wks is his
" Yong mea," said the sena parent with
the amen es the yew. "do you StNmd to
slay hen •11 night 11oldiag sty daughter's
heed sed looking into her fan like • steak
self
' No. sir."
" What de you Mind to do, them"'
• Well, I had threats wham yam did us
ahem motto' deem, I. ,. eilt.edg.At with • •h. ►t1 -•s -.e, to retire r would 'nt
al r y dale. The ser II border hes gilt ( t.tloit
d her wa, sad if she did my ars
ere/ e
green, with pink roses, blue thistles,. ea.- too form\ly, 1 night Nit s trier." �
Ism ser, and saes i the design Ireland
i nominated by assigns of Shamrock. Amery P.ssenger5* rind wits hist
There are six crowns and two of the sheen a tab) : " Yeall he sorry fes this!
Queers meeegyame se at, wblls the E.agtii 191 w tabes yew are ripened to head -
bee .04 ensure .urs .est the whale. gw.rMsa I was you to nndwrsg.md that I
The woe fee eke queen's table are al- .m the wife .f . Neater of this Goa 1"
nye orient by bamd. her,anwith her awe heA draft is maid. far Guard (`gtwN
prNiselly) : ' Well, man,
ed.. like She geed I have alwys wa/aesead that ..n the
housewife she is, the Qs.ss memos out soh trust red powerful have their sorrow•, fart
dishes es ars as se hes faasy, an writes like the rest of ma"
those she prefer is their plans.
lm phis R.glie\,tbe geese le served with "I5'e • great thin 5. he a rem/ilia
is ssrpit, ane of serifs head, the ether a eea.s1leisl," aid Hoke "'thee', Deb-
elsav ria soap. Tie firs 8eh M • Cod, with bee, the pains. Be is web a redia, .ad
• dvadsg, die humanism atf whish is se- withal poatseesd orf saeh
06
any*.need deb i fried Ann wheel heli limary all he th
..w' This e
d merle.` Medea i like whims point • square owl and eat is.'
Tet amiss there as eels ..dole dip-
i atgH, felled i anm\s, end irked
assess--Snap
� s k is a feline se her s
is
as ladies sawn B-Im ether .d,h� • amens as terry
pea The nesse ewes is rade fres • pies of
lent Ths a naiad hen with al peal &
IrbaS saunas whish the Qirtis by res.! hod.
u. eg is
asi.ws of en.e 4
git� oma
• sembesmtT. nab. N pore
i i dr•'- ti pier
Nes rilmei "e.ee.w:t.. ere ear, wilt a
lawas.• urestiatizarta. ha on
iiia ban day be dap. bet a
R..e-i weed' weer many a a.. 1 W
nes hew
1i.II I 4M5 supine • .�pew
.
I aVISIsdbe+nid r.. las. of mem
i Mew• ttt+e s�r ay
deweaay a mew ItIn
J m T.t`serwytiar Neil eery year.'
7 4
I
PET IN err:ca,
Oestitmty, New lamas•w et ganamee r
dam Or Iles N .wase she
osaaee.
Now YorkJune 2e. -A special No-
patoh from Berlin to The Journal soya:
Count Von Ilrefeld{� �th�Wainer
new ainer
Pinang. of Pi., is the sarser's spacial ta-
ttle Seasy •f
the State Council, user which W
vortte. While serving
s.,ntattut.s Uses to unexpectedly
side Krefeld proved lp
ndfs reseric b
Hier M&Jesty, aa prompter. He le Mae -
Gustily acquainted with all the Ins eat
outs of politica and, besides, la report-
ed to be the best railway aspen In
Germany. Hs has no political prefer-
enoea, and la expected to execute IN
masters orders blindly.
Jaeaesem•. m.ealatr rrsem.
London, June 29. -Thr Standard will
to morrow print a despatch tram Itul-
uwayo, easing that $ brother of Dr.
Jameson. the leader of the raid Tato the
Transyartl. Is among those who have
been hill..! Dv the Mataberem.
Iws.rmast.W w,v Tourmasaent.
London, June 29.
Fire Tournament,
on June 19, ended
• grand Pro .sloe
vlsItlag delegations
ancient and modern
appl lances.
-The International
which began here
un Saturday with
of the hurne and
and a display of
Ore apparatus and
t AtttReee 51a.r.
L. v.rped hes a sty sedisenoe torbuldtae
these .f lbs stases le mines dlspleyiog
ed.arMsemsms. A no who.adarteek !.dis-
play am advents :num es a bbyele was re-
esaNy fined seder the law. The Liverpeel
authorities ere live sad wide•wake• They
know that tee mewepepsre are lie peeper
elebeise through w►w\ is eomma.itrte a
Insane to as i0Wlytea4 peepla
las (he Wayside.
Freak, fragrant, the dew had sot yet
shakes from their petals, some fl teen grew
by the roadside. Butterflies hovered then,
end base Game thither oa sersearag wisp
• youth also paused is his pantry, knelt
sad was about to break the tender stoma,
them stayed his hod.
•' They are too beautiful to be gathered,'
he said, smoothing wttb bre fieger ups ti.
leaves he had bruised. As be roes to hi•
feet he raw in the distanoe • youth advisor
tea. "I wonder if she wt11 notice them.,
he thought •o be went oa his way
Fresh. tr•graat, the patois stirred slight-
ly by the woad• the wild tlow.rs ,row by
, he ro.d.tde. Butt et tl es hovered there and
was rums ; bees oasis ou murm,r.ng wings
ton
and flow homeward. The young girl. VI
face matched the frail blossoms with i
pit k end white, knelt and kissed them.
••'Choy are too beautiful to be ueg.the
rid!" she said, and pbtckiog them with oar
Coal & Wood Tad
The undereignt•.I tiu•gN to inform
the public that lie k..1.. ,11 hand
all grades of
HARD
T ICOAL
AM/
BLACKSMITH COAL
PRICES if WOOD REDUCED.
8,.. i....•uti„•ansate
CUT 'F?LI1 WOOD
C:;:( ::n•1 .t a • :c, , nu,l <t•e+.uupleA
of %%,.0.1
Office :I., i )'.l • ! . . E L' i )N -ST.,
-i
D. C. STRAcrKN
Jews
r-
no outer
ful tlogere.he placed them In her heft. Ashe roes to her test she saw that th. you:
was not far in advance.
" 1 wonder if be will notice me," el.
hought as she went oo her way.
t5mmdm/ MeF
msm
Mw
amma-N.. Johnny, I want yrs
se
ll me whore you were yesttr.Ivy' aftrr-
mest. Your shoes are in • terrible cot..!-- I Of Spruce
ii• s and your trousers aro mud up to ci., y p Rum
Paterson. N.J., June 29.- The Todd
31111, u.cupl.•d by three firma was dote-
troycd by fir.' last night. The lows Its
eettmated at 5140,000
!t
(Te15ma.
"la the spring • yeaslf girl a fancy light
17 turas to tbougnt. of ' cycles This u
a 1 very weld Nobody us more firmly oom-
vin,od Of the hesI'uss
bgiviog properof
magate-
while exerotse, and more pttoularly that tate•
e
1 while cys'riding, than I : but docs I..
ue forget 1.,,a11.we .re • rl, cum* Snap.
with u•oetitutlo4. ,sod nervous systems.
both of which possess very cl-.rut •Jetiued
rea
ballet a
I am writing these Imes in one of W
meet charming Southern watering planes,
nisei 1 funs cycled quietly fr •m Loodoe
On the road 1 mw mows evident* of the ia-
tlmace of the cyolug boom oo ladies gener-
ally. worse the orse of my ride of some seventy
or eighty miles I encountered motes .fm
ladies mantel, acid, as • cyclist of Imlay
years' standing. who hes learo.d by impar -
ease, let me warn them against a curtain
recklessness which is groping among lady
cyclists.
slimy of the fairer sex whom 1oaeo00ter-
ed *who.ar
cl were .00ely expert enough to
mount and diemoaat, yet they were tearing
madly along, ;with frost wheels wobbUmg
from side to side. and streiotna up bels is
the permanent injury of their 000atitutaons,
not to mention the rots they ran s time
perieoced r.dere in parsing oarelesely drives
vehicles. --
Now, I •m by no means • crochet 3.
hypercritical old fogey, and, in •peakiue
plainly on the matter, I feel sure 1 •m do
iag w for the ultaats good of • fine, bealtb•
s
giving prime, and one which, pursued
rationally, should be of incalculable use to
imparting be•Ith and courage,
Only yosterd•y I met • laay who was
suffering 'overtly from ezhauetioo and
nervous depression, the result of • loser ade
taken before she was fit. Whoa asked why
she undertook w much, she replied : •'A
fried told me I should d5. expert ti 1
I took • good long rid., and I followed her
ady ice."
-
The moral of this is •video{. Dom'
tea miles 1111 you can ride five without da7
s-
oomfort. .,raddally doer...o your data:oos
and in the end you will fled than you can
uad*rtoke really Tong jourwy's without
fatigue.
Ose more word of •dvios. Don't ride op
nay hill when •z.rtioo a required, nor rids
down one where the brake must be to JOU-
Waal ase.
If you would here an .buada•oo of dark, I
Riney hair,if you would have • clean strip, !
free from dandruff and arritetieg hnmeru,or I
if your hair is faded and gray, and you
would here its natural oolor restored, ase
Ayers Hair Vigor. It u unquestionably
the best dressing.
M Sae or Promise.
Neighbor -Young Smithery is dein' will
up in Lannon. I hear. He was • siehty
promisis' Vonog ens."
Miss Rides/ ( severely )- Yes ; and if he
don't oome back Dere pretty seem and make
some of them good,b'Il have seers, breach
of promise oases on 1111 heads.''
1 w • .t a Trade.
lances and Moes were rival clothiers,
who kept shops situated in the sine street,
and opposite each other. It was their fre-
quest ptactio. to .tend st their shop -door.,
mead sibit the ouster of passers- by, .od
o..ersiomslly irritate soh other by very p. r
.Deal remarks.
Ong noising Moses shouted 5..1.510.0.
"Go in, you grade booby, an lake the
ugly face wid you . vow angles es veil .tick
• donkey at d. door '
Ies•cer.s replied :
l did dot ..S day last weak, Mr. Moses,
1sot de peoples, peeing Duly jealisd, a ted said
logit : 'l►.od-day, Mr. Mees, sod day
see est bef removed tram On ejR side •'
Ma Matteis' Tep-01m ,
Im • small village is a range part of
Wtosterehire • farmer was •heat to bury
hie vette. The bean, who ares a nM
farve-hemd•, are expected to tartish Una -
selves with the me'ss.5ry meermimg, top
litea ksdeded. laded, it is Duly ea eash
ael.m.hwiy saner as tide Nut Heir
vsserabis top- hate see the light
i1 Aurelio pree.m was ahead t.
bowers a farms, fhe s..i
stied tin se of the
be mad. inquiries .iag it.
eassary "topper," •ed
s
"Well air," said the miss, • as 15 woe pot-
ties se shabby. I hashed the app est of (t,
• ud rill ever the rhahrb t• draw le apt'
wvemaine.
.fir �„ he "do Tem
5himk Y 1 m mol you aper 114 .' w.mld
cun"I am suret fa be mold, dear,ed
"Aid weed he give es a hams .f ser
ewe r
i knew be weed, desiest."
"Aad nand be give es wool* 5sheanifiripe
b mar tr."
Ms,Qtlobe .Ifh.fle.r
Ae41 1st ate • brims to adh
Nips* r
01 Neusse M w.wy,desitoo
neNtaitlail 1110 kd5 kppooml5 h, pat be
wY
1
:ton mill.
He w.a received lir
1 pri..to ut6 e, worm
ior000 ou,, 1„ +both
;did fol. j, -'i'. I'he
said 1./ u,. g,t.et -
" •t'eil, ,f J.,ta woe
lest u. g.. ,., , he ..
..,-n •. h
ton was dons.
Take it always -Take
. ' Coughs and Colds
Gray's
Red
W ..t- "
Juknoy -Didn't you tell me, mamma,
th.t I should not talk alx.ut weak -day
m,.tere on Sunday .
"that M Gell.
Ari ecouomwal young man took throe
lode.s to dine ata Parser •taorant, and, be -
ton the report was I.ruughl In, mrd core -
y
de. t.rl y w the wailer :
"When I call call for ('bambertia, br°ng
as • good second class Beams*: it u Ices
heating to the blood, and the l.dles will
never know the difference. Yon ardsr-
derotaod Y'
The water replied 'bat h. did. !toner
ons served ; (h•mbert:n was demanded,
and Beaune, was 1rt.urht in. •coordiog to
agreeme•t. 1're.ehtty the geoeroue diner
celled for the bol, not when he received it
his face clouded vi.al•ly.
"Here, waiter,- he observed, diech•rgir;
• whole hros.leide . 1 nr do sed licks
wreathed winks upon that functionary,
•• :nor
i • est
"0a, no, Sr, r.phc .l the wow( r, court -
THA OLD STANDARD RRME
POR COT1o89, COLDS, ASTT1
sad all Affections of the Longs.
la owe you get Oruro Syrup Tb
ohne. ea sed po • DotHa Sold
Roan WATSON & Co.. limonites/ma
IdO1t1T116iAL.
DAVIsON at OO
Up-to-date Ifr-ridware.
a.rad Binder Twine
e us SomO 0 La( . ku h. re in the ata. Rei Cap B. gibbon, g1:: i.�aJti11
"way : "tueru ale 1.0.. lotil sof ('nam\ss- •
Pars Gre-n
tug utt.r1ed, .ad that w e. a Lot 1 ••s or -
d. red.
'l strait la ; two tattles of ('hams,tin 1. -P17841, and in any t;,:.:;,lty.
•heru.eMd the loin.. ; "we r''.. wiser you
Oil a nntt IA. m. 1. ie I. 1 ng', t. '
The e,ror.vuae.1 young nun lore fairly
sol t and had outluuK to tip l.ut pay up,
loath the Leet grams permits..
bet dieters wua•r.
The following story to 1.1 1 at the expos -
se of or.• ,1 tier 31 .I ..J'. Io.pec•or. of
Factories. H•.0.•1 ...r,. Duly r..:ently ap-
t., • uutrot; whtok
in,.ptot • ccristn oot-
poured, and no woof
,ball are cau.a es., t
the m:I!-owner in his
+
roue' Inuci.eou was
tn. y"nor inspector
mewl fi , Mv,l,tlr., hoot
• have any m•.re wine
-ne••.trg, of
r•. t.1e .•.n: t.,; , f oot•
"• You Inuit excuse one. sir," said the sew
•ad raw inspector, "but 1 play cards
beton diaper."
You
Can't Do
Without
Soap!
Why Not
O`_, ` e
Best?
1
SunhabiSoA..
Nee NO [QUAL . , .
Por parity
For degaal.g power
Per tskag out dirt
Per dtaeelvimg grease
For saving clothes
Per ',roomette heeds
T5...,,, 100110415.
moms why .. .
11 SUeti.Itlw t ,sc
Soap has Ma =eel sale
In the world, ao,d
Gold machin awad mhos
bons.
DOD
KIDNEDS Y
PILLS
4
V •
11l
QUERY
Do you know of
a case wherein
DODD'S EI[UIEY PILLS
fail'dto cure any
kidney ailment ?
If so, we want to
know it. Over
a million boxes
sold without a
single complaint
MINIS WINE OA*
.• 14..11 .,
a
I arvest To,la
Yorks, 8, k:s, 5:9taea and 5:.atnes.
harvest Mitts
A !tial Lino in this layamnant.
Machinery Oil
The Best oa the Market . ....
Hayfork
Pulleys and Ropes,
PRICES VERY LOW.
DAVISON & Co.
PATENTS!
CAVEATS. TAdai 54511 Add COPTIINNITS
Obtained. and all buMngee 1a the U. 8. Patens
Omoe •tended to at MOD .R4 TR Pala
seekOne ent Olt
andel Delos t esu Pamelaobtain Paela 1. 1.
Ls opposite the .. Hatt
ythose DEfRigOs'8.54 MODEL ad-
vise se t)0atwabhUt free of charge
ire make „ oft/ Bps QNLI$A 7rI7 01-
1411v PA TXWT.
We refer, here, to Se Postmaster. too
of Order Div., and to etaolals of*
U. S. Patine 010... nor circular. adyl.g
Imes rind rehrowees to setae/ celesta In y*Q
ewe Bate or Oetatv Irritate
C • UMW a re..
'ypsoolte Potent o moo., Wuhlogtss,'D O.
FOR TWEN I Y -SIX YEARS
DUNN's
BAKING
POWDER
THECOOKSBEST FRIEND
LARGEST SALE IN CANADA.
'tr
QOD1l:RJOH
STEAM BOILER WORKS.
A. S. CHRYSTAL
II505 sesta i11 Slade w memo
BOILICR8,
flilglmke Stacks, Balt Pans, Sheet Iron
Works, etc., etc.,
Aad Drew Is--
•� Weilmmry Casings, he.
due
All
Pipe. sal ite. TstN'a aM WNerr Owens, Mobs va
t..Ole*k Valves.robses. listen mad .
on al Lowest
hA total 1W d Semi Wrier and Had
ntg)bh ha serer of Ietmess and ethers
nes.n14 i►•ausfllfy •heads, flrb
WAIN wOs SW. imilesigh. Nib
w .. w flu
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