The Signal, 1896-7-16, Page 6Tar
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THE SIGNAL : CODERJCH, ONT. TRUTRSDAY JULY 16, 1898.
Cheraw E. Rer•selwge.
Sick.+
Headache
CURED PERMANENTLY
■i TAKING
Ayer's Pills
eI was troubled a long time with sfk
headachy. It was usually accompanied
With severe paint in the temple., a sense
o1 fell,. sy and trial. ruts. in one eye. $
bad taste In my month. tongue coated,
bands and fret cold, and sickness at the
stomach. 1 tried a good many rrasedlee
rec•.mmrmted for this complaint ; but It
was u..t until 1
Began Taking
Ayer's Pills
that 1 esesivel anything lilt perms•
n. rot b••i..•flt A sutttl.• Isis of these pills
dt i tin• w..tk for row, sir) 1 :.tar I..w' Tree
fron. i .•adawnc•. and 'e %vett ren."
(' II fit 1. iii .i,s. East Aubuitn. Me
AVER'S PILLS
Awar.ied M. el at World'•: Fair
dive r't haraaparliJa fie thr titan.
JIISCELI.:1NEoI S.
•1s gin Ilii •ea elf 11. Neal*h.
The ist,K submarine .rine vy.e.l, though lake
the a o'or:i t 1,1 its succe..aors, yutte capable
tlf beonm...g • most dea•11v ettgute of war-
bles, hu been designed for an entirely diff-
erent par peso.
So 1 r as to irking to de.troy life and
peeper) rte Inventor u only asxioui to re-
oover a• n e of the treasure now Iyimg at the
bottom of the era.
Thr way tm which the vemel a winked is
comp.rstively ample.
The eurtaue bouyascy is oceroome by
Maori of heavy weights soothed to long
wire cables connected with drums at either
end hi mesas of whtcn the vessel is drawn
to the ow tom of the w.. :'racerelag the
bottom of the keel, fore and aft, are exalts
with broad tired wheels. By •diusting the
water bwa.st m the lower compartments the
Map nvy be made to lie lightly an the bot-
tom • 1 the rein 7 c• %hes.. are caoneut.
ed b} g. ariue to an electric motor. In this
was tic ship is tram! Armed to • vehicle.
The .,n shoo of keeping a fresh supply of
air tr. Info whip has been solved by a simple
plea The aorage i.atteries can be renew•
at wtl . When i' is desired to clime to the
surf•• •• the drum. .re reversed, and the
vette. renes to the surface.
Il..::t.ie the siege el Paris, the late
Hershel ('anrobert found himself for •
mom'r,t in the presence of • putt of ladies.
they ere very mu it No' Wed.
"Vk hat is the insure, liths.`' the
marsh'. '. ask' d.
1 h mat ter ' said Madame Br,h•o,
is wh.•c lienar !ha people were aaeembld.
••%11,), we are oa the eve ot brittle, and
1 ..s]pi'ne fear •ffeou u..
"Feat ' echoed the marshal, looking
& bon• with a puzzled air
Madam 1trob•o rung her bell.
"bluie, she said, when the mud
&ppearel, "bring • dictionary for the
marsh.. '
Whl,h was as m.ob as to may that the old
oomman.l r dad est know tun meening of
The weed.
Lasky Bir the Train.
A short time eines, having • sew friend"
from t.:un staying with him, Farmer Jones
decided to give them and his family • drive.
Afters good deal of running hither end
thither. and oiling en -1 rubbing, the old
family carriage wea memty bowling along
the road heisted • big, powerful mars.
At • certain pout along the rood the w&v
rub. over • railway track, but, as the traits
aro by no means frequent, no thought of
danger o, er esters the made of the ru.tics
wbo ohiifly uss it.
Jumping down from behind the carriage,
cies of the farm beads opened tie gei., and
she termer drew. es t0 the lase jest as the
Ieaie rt'tadcid lbs curve, acer.ely • quarter
o f • tell. diciest.
Qpiok as lirbeuag, the whit was be right
dews upon the mare, sed. Wit • big iomp,
Ike whole let wen drypr.d IgM tasty:
"Genres, said the unser as he wiped
Ike perspiration free kis brow, '• this wee
•.&grew esu, tat wee.'
•' Vass,' replied o.s of the yokel., with
suer • smile : " they pelpfs i. that 'ere
train wealde't b. w .s IsrSekls if they
knew whet • sarrew squeak tired bad!
• Melly SIAest, Prohlbeed./ 1.
The above neves, preme•.tly displayed
es tbo whitewashed wall. el & large hospital,
reused the ooriedtt of the presa.t waiter
the ether day.
••Ne." laughed the beam settees i. reply
M • ivory. ..The n.U.s la see plaited thee*
twal w weskits day. ea • weir of
feel, I Imre sever heard M • wirier eased -
lag is throe dlfs.Nes."
'One retell ebbe the w*s.bsg was es-
meeema7, is se ler at His (tease- see els.
earned
I remarked.
"ilei'• joste these you make ehe sir
take.be replied. "Yes would he srlesie-
d se tles meemftp iNiseleM be tisk ferret
of Ili. weed Mils the isset et a Glebes
seen' p*ee.w Head. T.asr& Is sail .d
IMM the weeds b. the Meese •t the pm♦
Ines is spite of all we els die le provost 11
milheil the slebti Mine Nes hot bwelt
1 tiromi•eese pipe ere pushed fen all
saes .t .44
bti ..i elite s ram es to
ifill1467 tie glib le m decd lesser .
btmN.s gt fa &mere weird ed.
the .reset si res. Tum are t. three
✓sunk A. es. dare Y se an es dtstp a tare
Iparticular ward, edam am erJ.a$ gore dr
mm..d. it. Tkai seed te be
▪ wag the patfeete as leo bmekr4 ,
until we surprised them sae enteric.
• • W • wt • wateke mewhe, dissevers& that
the heavy rmottng of the
swore did •way with the eoaed u the
sureso rot tea Wag atop.. Heads were
✓ are Ir..wt their pillow., sad the
vicet •' le bodied use of the p. darts orept
.wpoa.ly from his bed. 8te•ltetly •p
preaobtuet the bedside of as old ruse wbo
owing to •a isjary to the opus, was us.e•le
to move, and lose likely to be ...peoted
•Mt •coouat---be produced two et three
pipes Iron under the mattress and, after
lightag them at the gas, headed them
' round 1., the rightful oro•re. 1Y. made •
;nod h+nl on that uoo•eluo, bat they mass
. gad t• v• fresh pipes (ruin wmewber• or
ether, for theta is a eu.ptotoall odour of to
troop in the air at regular intervals
"Ooe old patient wan very particular
tb•l his walking stir• with which he u..4
to bobble about the ward -should a1wye
be plow at heed. Thie esxnty was e1'
Flamed to • measure when we d►aoovd that
the handle sed ferrule of the stick ooeld be
idjnted to make • serviceable pips.
PEOPLE OF TASTE.
The man who pr000uaoes your dinner
absolutely faultless
The photographer who uys you are really
use of the finest subject' he ever had'
The visitor wbo remvke that your
Alpert boy is the haadeomest little fellow
:bat be •ver saw, end that he bears •
striking remelt lance to you.
The so uuutaooe who regrets that he has
,t tour elluiette sr Wine ate.
IThe individual wbo always laughs
voo'feruualy at your jokes.
The lady whom you overheard whisper
to • 1rieud that you are the handsomest man
w the room.
'the tailor who says it u • pleasure to
mak• • mutt for • mall with • figure like
,y..111111.
CHISP AND CASUAL.
A foreigner writes from Italy that the in-
t int* tea u 60 per cent.
l:Jiaog predict' that in tan tears horn-
iest carriages will be the rule.
Greet Bntau. • territory to Africa am
..,ms to 2,515,000 eta nate miles.
Uo en average 200 curter pigeons are cf.
finally kept in every Gennari t_rueu.
10 Italy there aro more theater in pro-
i.euuoo to, the population than to en nous -
try.
1t is said that the l'eneds, will be
the larasst steamor oar the Ceuadan-brush
rout'.
Kussin is urging France to take Crete un-
der
o-der • protectorate unlit IS►►tain reiin.i runes
her hold on Lityp1.
She oldest national flag in tn. world to
that of Uetmat k, which has the . to sew
coots ten year 1219.
'1'ne twittery to the Brush Hour of
('pennons push thus is said to be beta esu
7,000 and 10,000 lettere ds.ly.
l birty years •gar *bare were only
expo.►.. compounds known to cbeu.uu ;
there ere now uta, • thousand.
:vain ti.. raised $00,000.000 to carry use
the war to Cu. a. Jhe bas chartered thirty
'teenier. to carry troops and muntt.tona of
war.
The F.ji !slide bout of lite regular
sews papers, tour of ant h are printed m
Euglub and o.a to the vernacular of the
\&uvee.
A finish q odtcate has bough void manes
is N,rtheru Ontario. It is hoped that the
new l.ocernmtat wul mend tit• mining law•
at mice.
Floods in British Columbia are causing
diameter. A train ran Into • gutty, %bate
the tt.ok was washes away. end taro men
were killed.
Inoculation with gradually ibcre••ed
domes art tenon: to WUnos ammuuuy Iruut
• sake-Dile• un priced ter, successful .0
✓ ecent e.penm.uta au Judie.
1 he must costly tomb in existence .5 that
which was erected to the memory ot .os-
homel. the diamonds and rubies anted u
the deuorauuns are worth 12,000,UOO.
Trouble is predicted on account of the
Horn, l.oVernmenl trying to torus the La-
de 1. .veru., est to pay the cu.t of m•in-
teiniug troops wb'oh are employed to the
Soudan.
l tite hundred and nine thousand l000 , o
Lives are at present rumzmg In varwua
construe. Europe has 63,01)0. America,
40,000, As • 3,300, Australia 2,000, mad
Africa 700.
lo Gothic sculpture and tracery, moll.
are sometimes portrayed prmoueisy oar the
togp pe. The pipes were occasionally used
a unorobes before the introduction of the
Off/an, early In the litteesth oestury.
Roth Amorio•o boats were defeated .t
Henley by the British oarsmen. MtoI)owell
the l'hw•ge "culler, woo one heat, but wen
a't•e.ine.tly defeated. Yale wen defeated
by the Leaders. The l'ui• crow won •
heat, but weirs atlSrw•rds defeated.
la England the ass of bells erne int•
t••htoo at •n early data. Saint Resits
presented several to Yelmssbury Abbey
and the Abbot of ('roybbed, to the nacos of
King Edgar, had sir h.11. made, which
were sawed altar duties/oohed personages.
What a son has bas and until it ap-
pears to be spoiled, place it over • flame (&
g aslight, for u.t.noe) for • quarter of •
minute, then dip it lees water said a will
be ague fit for work. A sew pse wkiok ie
dread too hard to write with will bosoms
softer by beer thea treated.
An i.gesdos. Amenities W invested •
thing which In is seemed to call • 'Wast-
ing donne,' The keirteeste wearer of chis
sew iatestios We, by rarely prommiog •
begins, be ears that his het will be raised
six inches free ►M bead, shakes from aide
to aide, sed restored be its plats was.
Tito exact prime d *be eest.me worm b7
ase et the " forty immert•le" el Frames is
worth givisg. Thee amkrddrwd most were
by • Fre.•4 Asedwaise epee. 5001., the
white clow vamoose >:6f„ mad the striped
aware 701. The Wafted kat and bit are
dews for 501, mad the sward, with esehhard
tog 401. Total 694 trews.
The ase of the las see .tery mad renew
e Japes, where say ere seryl d try
women and Andrea A b.1Nely rib
h. eta Wade .f the m.pire at wfMllllt
w ed faasisg eatM= to made *. lspaes •
Member .f mmmae partwaly adme.ed
& ad precisely .tta.d.d te by the .ema-
wta The termer rise • ewes Ws le ato-
miser the was, mad the eraserle hes cam d
e ine payee with wbtab she few the em-
boss at • choreal are. rad else employe as
• 4.eeps. ler the .sm.vd r whoa
Lawrie Ilabei.g has made a.meress
eertribslbMMs be mefilattaa W
the wobrol allow of the Leal= lased d
Heade, it hem dates mash annul mmktoz
the •epasymm •t I1501 rad mase eld..
terk•a ..Iablehmemte besaider. loose
thea were pale mad was trot work r /u•
1tghted waamlA wee. mad a is,s Mite
hems mai irprwwad slam the
d demtasar. The *4.' tare w
mad gem witallablea ~
iWe iir wagShwa le e1.. shams
tart thaw W beenamtbamhle tlra.alliea
.t grime .ince to iswed..wa of to alae-
teis hake.
Ydly i. .wally pie•eare whirl bo rte.
The perk who prides himself ea being
regard wee Silkier Si Use Fopperies.
"Your mocker eared very ..eek .,meed
at that little .tory 1 told her last aught," he
said self .pproeimgly.
'•Yes, rhe replied •'Kest dots I sue re
m.m►w mother 14.. laughed when shipboard
that story."
1
The corridor trate naked tbreech • lo..l
ataites at the rate of soviet t wiles so hear.
As the guard ores throats the "smoker'
.ammlaiug the tuket', he anso.need that
than would he no stop until (bey retched
Crews. A young maa off. s.1 bee ticket,
' and ask -d it Le ouukl not net ..fiat Karr
-
tog.
"Yr, ' rimmed the guard, "yes mw ;
but Hcay. • knows where you'll lead 1"
BRU6SEli3: Priucip,1 Cameron
.rod Will .1 S;.swrl,pf it..- Stoadard Back
have gems E..t os . wheeling timings'.
They utlsu venting tr.emda is Gltng.rry
peaty.
Brunel.: On Jose 27th, Frank McPher-
son, of Brtaso.rth, Maa., •ad Min Adie
eldest daughter of Yrs. John Sieolair,Pnn-
ors-st, were united Ib marnege is Wt6ai-
peg•
Brussel, George Rogers is improving
somewhat is health. He has bees oontilled
to bed for 14 weeks.
Vi rouges.: : Hfes Lot tie Brow's, w ho at-
tended the Toronto College of Music exam -
amnions recently, obtained the degree of
T -C Y., being second on the list with 73
marks, the highest being 75
Wroe eter : Alavender Carlotta, son of
Geo. Foster, all old resident of Wroseter,
but now of the 13th of Howick,did rather
suddenly at his tether's resideaw on S.tur
day.
Bets/rave : On the 27th .1t , John 1'.
KrsnJuu, deputed this lee fall of years.
He had almost attained hie century mark,
being 98 years of w.. He was mads •
Idison 67 years ago and had reached the
high honors of • 30 o Mason.
Ethel: On Tuesday of this week Thos.
Sander", who hues South of Ether, primed
that bourne from whence no traveller re
turns, aged 53 years, 5 months, sod 15
day*.
Grey : Nest week Mete Hells Smith will
probably go to l).1 t ity, Oat , to preside
over the destinies of cite Metbodist pu•oc-
•ge, where her brotbtr, Ker. W. A., is in
chervil.
Exettr :. Sam Lee, Lu been somewL•t u You WikNT
indignant over the report puhlubed in The
Times last week to the affect that lite wife,
who is in Chine, was deed. Sari...',. then
is nothing in ten report that Ti... Times
editor Too anode 1te.
For quick and easy woi
For cleanest, sweetest
and whitest clothes
tapas Is seri
AhQI�V RA
B 0 OTS AND S H n F S
PCO- So*
Giurng TON
twoMY"I Lad 's Buttoned Bootsb .AP,y
Nino; OM
We has e now in stock a finer variety of
z9
PLANING MILL.
ESTIILISMLO Ilbt.
taus & RuI�as
aIle C r AUTO Rear
SASH, DOOR and BLIND
Dealers In all Wads of
LUMBER, LATH, SHINGLES
And DUIW,r's material of every desortptlot
School Furniture a Specialty.
HOW is the Time
to nuke )t ur 1 urcbase of
Farm Implements
1 sm tow prepared to take enders
fur farm implements of tbecbotacst
kind In the market at the present
time and at the very lowest rules.
comprising t*e
1 Binders
Noaon Bros. ],i'f g ('a Owers
Ice1it.elt
t Hayrakes
Plows p.pan) low•
Cultivators t-orn and Root (•al' it e.oee
-the Mat In tie n.a:k.t
Wagons Adams k Bon s Puts is egos
Works A full tine of waken•,
•Iluwed to be the leading wagon u. the
1'r••. iacr.
Buggies MclAughlim Carnage Compeer
(,.iswa r'uti lit, of the cbok
eat burtriem in the Province.
A 11 gods guaranteed.
Parties wishing ant thtrg in the above lines
will &twat- nod It le their advantage to call at
my &bur. es I guarantee saual.ction with
good. :n :roc abmce l.nc...Othat you cannot
make any mi.:ako by c.11.ag use
70-61
J. KNOX
Agent for the • hnv •
WE MAKE
Sewer and
Culvert Pipes
All thea. Rom 4 la. Me 14 ea. Aloe
Csaaee{f..m.
WRITE FOR PRIOOs.
THE ONTARAryfgLAIDU•t;
IO SEM►ER PIPE CO,
AW ST. .,
10e1011w AT tttmma TORONTO
The Bicycle
Season of 1896.
Are you 1. lei If you w mot, ren
m f�mf w be. ren Ws rare le oe
fe a rse.wslsawp fee Ngetdlmgr h
..mw. Atli.o may of tis page.
Biding Academy
fee the training Of W1041e40 end
wl.mlwea. n line bels .eehlabst f.
flyd .r. that W4s-
dd 1t i..t anthe wow* you wasrasw too i•
estelaiseaumike week. Net. MOS
teriAl itis M -.ewe sIsystes
her Mrs
•.•i••ete la the
�es gear sial stated
J. YULE,
ffltt apish Uory. Wsee
WI ▪ m
•
A SPRING SUI
of First class male.
Gcod Material and
Latest Styles,
-CALL CION
HUGH DUNLOP.
Tkr Mr.r-sr.. tubs.
itezt Is Omsk e1 I.e.mnst
GV R`
NSTI PPT:CN,
BILIOUSNESS.
DYSPE.PSIA.
'',ICK HEADACHE.
{tlEGULATETHE LIVER
ONt PILL AFTEr; ZAT:N6
ifiSURES GOOD D'CE:T,O^:.
;'RICE 25 CTS.T»IQOD13 iol Cl -7i
WONDERFUL DISCOVERY.
Excelsior
Egg
Witt wig►
I6011 rate•
row 12
MONTH*.
IT IS NO PICKLE.
Val simply treat the Eggs with
PRESERVER, and lay them away
la a basket Or boa. ..............
At DOWN A SUPPLY WHEN THEY Alit
CHEAP.
Call for hoot giving fell .nform•eien, tree
d charge.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGIST*.
Canadian
Pacific
Telegraph
Patronise
True
Competition.
7tir.
peeweOarusms�tMls• •Torywzdwew
e
eeM- ��with Yr'me pews
errremt-benisen'Areassea Is
arae wy
;,twee . •w•.l
eL•1.•r wwwMM * W `
a. as loaf
NI r Lowe 1•Ia1Mr Se with
and Oxford Ties
both in Black and Tan
than has ever before been placed upon the shelves in Oodeneh.
In Men's, Boys' and Youths'
we have all styles, qualities anti price•t,
both in Black rind Tan.
WE ARE SOLE AGENTS FOR THE SLATER SHOE.
WM. SHARMAN Jr.
LoD's SYSTEM RENOVATOR
PURIFIES and STRENOTHEN$
TIE BLOOD, Regulates the Action of the Liver and Kidneys, sail
will be band Indispensable In cases of Female lereguisrldis
and Misery Diseases. ha Ilam Nedgla w sae tater he
rY
smoirs Lasionartune. Marisa.
Summer Millinery. .
The un.ier,igned having received a Targe iuil..,rta-
tion of Spring and Early Summer �Illlinery, i.. prel.:.r 1
to supply the sweetest of
Bo>>nets, Hats and Trimminys.
The goods are Fashionable, of Superior Make, and ars• in
Color, Design and Texture unexcelled.
MISS CAMERON,
622-33n, HAU11.Tu N sTFEET
The Knoll PQJJIIO Adioa
obey you be.. it. week.. It will cost you
ASIIER
TAKES THE LEAD o.er all
other Washers. It competed
with over 800 warning m.cblsa
..f all kinds at Chicago in 1893 and on
nett off the First Premum and diol
Molal. It is easy and iui.k. 11e
womb -board required,
- GIVE IT A TRIAL -
S.nd to; your address sad the comer
s 'm yeti lira as, mad I will a.m. ed
nothing.
tf Box 130.
H. HAL
1996 . .
AT MUNRO'S
For SPRING and SUMMER ... 18Y6
d
Large Assort tw.,t of
Parasols
tfmbrellas
dotted shapes and styli.A Attunes.
GM.ovt s
Fine Hosiery
nr usual i specialty.
b rr tent. off
Our 60o Corset renewed the hat)"
with et et the pries.
Double warp black Lawns, bard feel
Meek and adored Serer.
A full rasa. sf 8mtees DI'apriee, w
Meshes, white sad wigged C.ie.pot (9trb
sad Routs/him meskee.)
Velesniu..., lame red
8wlm .ad Jeseeset NW= Lt ata*
sorties. M mash.
Ladies' mead eh dyes'. S.mm.r U.
e istbieg bettor .ad cheaper thes ever.
for Cash, or 30 days.
A. MUNR.O, Draper.
Th Old Reliable
��,,���� Deck.
Still i.
DIE BEST AND ONLY
SCRANTON
COAL
w Alseml 43mal .ger sed la t111e meA•►
AI Olsl wei
ghed ed es the a erisN
w ten were bare age pew
Order. be M HAULM a LUIS
p•ea*ui aoudad es
WIL L=X
?HF S?1FF OF LIFL
Alallar.Nes ..d wkstitusbe 15 fed iY
oe j�av�.ieevterkese.•�froor. w. ;
skMtfr/ 10. ee/ le tb e.gvir5 d sayarilLie
.bee• rm>t g•lma�edl ..4 mews the sew of ass
• m4 uWW le Ittttai�i est aratetm d Uel
soft". gm =edurlieirlir 1.
hemp* "Wade Is jetwaf Tlimyr. 0y �/•"'""
se
p Yet smai.a
Tmt b •mbaodc
aeir i•�W
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Bakers to w
IN MY BAKERY
whisktaSepMelsasomhmh ere
1kda.
mad gmssert:t ethe
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