The Signal, 1896-7-9, Page 2THE SIGNAL: GODER1CH' ONT.. THURSDAY. JUNE 9, 1896.
MARY'S WARMING.
Oar hares We tad, ear fame gre•i,
• W beer • me m= =new
W. de net heed ear work tod•v.
We're thiuktag of time morrow.
We dt io betimes dyt.d..,
To hide our grief win .oars.= :
CMOs 'reel..wals we., what do oe corer,
For )levy • given wuntag.l
But yesterd.y w. ,plyed sad Bang.
The •whole bowie ream with laughte•
W. did not note the gather.eg glo•.m
That:. uleud.d our hereafter.
W. heeded pot. woe blinded t.. Is.
TUI mother is the morning,
Aswesased re all the Amour room
That Mary'. g•yw war,.. r '
But new the blow h.s tallest, we
(Our uo.veresti.s des• r
With serious remark. open
Her ominou- M syier.
Her .poen looks. those ii'.wus i.. ; I
Her slows.*. In Ib. • •r. ag--
How cool t W.1111 seri glad • • •
That Mut-'• given war. o
New tor • woo. th, a •. Nor +1
Will *Asks in •r,•s•.•.
Young p.r...o'.. 1 s r. ,. tog f r
The v•c•at eruslinn
And so we at in am... .e.
All ocnut.taooe . ,. a eg,
Sidor .. s'1 ••terd .t ' •e*if•-• twist
Tn.r Mary's ria.... ros•ning
UNCLE COTTLE'S WOOING.
" m going to get married, Tim."
Cools Cottle sat very oprieht is kis
char, and spoke with an Lir of invincible
dccohost.
"What, again'" drawled his nephew,
wearily.
"Again, .u' When wee 1 learried os -
tore
"But this isn't the tint time you vs been
going to do it, uncle ; tha'e what 1 meant,
Tim explained. "Ito 1 koow the favored
lady
"It's Mir Sybil Holt, Tim," said Uncle
Cottle, confidentially. "The most lovely —
the the---oh-b' I met her the other even-
ing at Mrs. 1 tynham'e solver -wedding party,
and she er--quite seemed to take to me.
I'm older than she is, ' he sighed, pensively,
"but I look s good tee years younger than
I am : don't yon think so''
Young Tim regarded him oriticsliy, with-
out ha/wit:c r an opinion. He was putt
middle age. and looked it : • full-bodied
little gentleman, with short, dumpy legs,
sad • bland, moon like 1 see, whose prevail-
ing expression wee of impertur.ble.im-
pltoity.
"Have you proposed
"Why, no ; l're seen her noon. Besides,"
Uncle Cottle sighed again. "I'm est shy, you
know, Tim ---.o interne:by shy • The only
time 1 ever managed to propose was when
I wrote to that widow— you remember, you
helped me with the letter -and she never
answered. You didn't say, he added.
"whether you knew Miss Holt'"
"I dont remember over to have met
her
"Ah ' 1f you had, you couldn't forget
her. She's an sunt you'll be proud of, my
boy '
"but she may not appreciate the honor
of obtaining me for • nephew.'
"It elle refuses me, Tim—if I lose her as
I've lost all the others, cried 1'nole Pottle,
wildly, "I shall think there. a curse on me,
and 1'11 give in -111 never love again. I tl
live and die angle
Young Tim Doped he would. Uncle
Cottle had been his guardian ever since he
was .tLite • boy, but sew be mime of age,
some mix yens ago, be had rather reversed
the position of •flore, and looked upon
Chole Cottle with the jealous eye of • sole
proprietor who didn't want anybody to
meddle with his business.
"I'm his only relative," he complained to
hie crony, Ted Merrows, as they sat at
breakfast next morning in the eh•mben
they tenanted in nommen. "What's his is
nine. He's said so lots of times. It he
gets married, though, hu wife will expect
Int half ; and if he has children- there'll
be no meet lett on the bone for me'"
They were both reading tor the Bee ; but
Ted !Ierrows put aside his Tit Bits, for the
mo meet, and plastid .11 his intone:a at the
serytc• of his friend.
"What s the use looking black about It'
llon't pat on the poultice prematurely : first
catch your oold. His been going to marry
otwo enough before---"
"ltut he a never seemed so determined as
he is now. His dyeing hu hair and culti-
vating • figura"
"l:ooe so fu as that ' oro teamed Ted.
"Then I'm afraid nothing w n;i .top him. '
"1 shall try, anyhow." growoed Tom. "if
I can't hit on anything better, I .ball tell
beim I've found out she is engaged. i've
stopped him twin like that : he's so:ner-
vous and afraid of seeming presumptuous.
That widow was the most dangerous --
three months ago. i really thought I'd
lost him that time. He was .o =witched.
he was rotas to call at her house, only I
persuaded him it wsan't etiquette, and that
he ought a write first and disclose bel
eeutime ta, and ask permlssioa to moll. I
undertook to post the letter on my way
h ome here, to the Temple, and I put it in
the fire W hen he got no answer he wish-
ed he hadn't written -felt that he bad been
Impertinent and .he was odeeded."
"Suppose he meets bit and mention. it'"
"H* dawns ; 1 know him to well. He'd
be me asbaned and panto stricken, he'd rue
away at the eight of ber."
"Well, you've baso husky me fu, bet it
can't W w like this feerver," observed Td
Mrr... "Take my tip and make hay
while tlbp tiara shims."
"Hew de yam MOM Y'
"You it. old tamale to marry, and as
your seele's itis tor. you'd be • vs/sable
cerisee to the mesratnsdsi mark« ; bet if
be manta'. pan Sod y_ , ._1f en ths shelf
e 'mtmgrt the damaged geode sad resemata
Dispose el yourself whilst yes ere WV am
Mir sed Ye Haag lord ler se bene. Yen
se's Mop the old mer mMryhsg, but you
t ea take ore he de.sn't spe0 yea by anally-
ag Ina*
"Be. i dse't ham ..Owy r n.....
WOW 'nem Bow ma I le lad the Wa-
ggle get M redeerd tad ampgat. sled rimy
•
her eat el head N--"
"Yeaveliebt f ed er thorough the emeri-
sw ami isamaia"
"Neameas ! Harems doe's adtersw"
"Doe's they' AU bareness ere set hi
'toasty ; some of them want to ,let there,
sand they advertise. They wualdn't marry •
tests...a wile eetbLtr, perhaps, .alms
they happened to be old er ugly, hat shay
would be glad to map up • re like yea,
morias to geed ...misty, with • 'Iberia .l-
lew•see tram your movie sed hopeful pro -
spews. Tben if your gaol. deserts you
afterwards, her money will keep the wolf
from the door end save iyou from working
'outwit to death. '
!1
Young Tim had • isorbid horror of pov-
erty and overwork, and that story haunted
hint ail day. It •bow through his dismal
forebodings like the moon through the must;
it seemed almost too good to be true.
dimmed alone tbst 'seeing in • restaurant u
tb. 'tru nd : and patties • newspaper
agate os his way back tato the Temple, he
soiled some matrimonial jouresls in the
window. and west in and bought on.. He
was somewhat renewed on entering his
chamber• to find 'tut Ted \Ierrow was not
yet home. He noosed the journal and
studied the crowded columns in private,
and lighted at last upon a business Irks
.dv.rue.ment that impre•sod him favor
ably
L1 AI'D. yoreg. dark. good looking. with
alai private iajome. wi.heri to correspond
with middle aged gentlemen of meso. and
Position. with view to man -mousy. References
exam. red.
Replies were to be sent to • letter of the
alphabet at the otfioe of the paper.
Tim was middle-aged. hut he 000eiderd
that, tf anything that shonld tell in his fee
vor. He 'read and to -rest! the advertise -
moot till, from feeling tempted to answer it
just to feet the proh•bihty of Ted Mer -
row's story, he began to .ocumb to fresh
fears for the future, and became anxious to
weaver it for his own sake.
" There's no hum in writing, ' he argued.
" 11 1 change my mind or it doesn't seem
good enough, 1 can drop it.-
Rod whilst the impulse was on him he
wrote.
e wrote vaguely of his income and said
nothing of his age, but craved an inter-
view. If he explained his priciee pointless,
he feared that she might fancy- it was too
insecure to render him eligible : but if he
ovula •e. her, he Battered himself that the
charm of his onnvere•tioe and general pres-
ence would dazzle her and divert her oaten -
11"o from his less-pronounod monetary
i u•1itc•tions.
He owned hie same " T. Cottle," because
if the negotiations came to anything it
might shake her oonfidenoe when he had to
acknowledge he had •pprosohed her under
• false name ; at the same time, a she had
withheld her surname and address he felt
justified in re.,uesting her to address her re-
ply, in the first instance, to the post -of-
fice in Rey.water Road, to be left till o•lled
for.
" 1 as. look in for it next time I go to
re uncle," be reflected. " If it turns out •
frost, I needn't tell Marrows tithing ; he'd
only gnu &bout it. 1'1l get the letter off
before he tomes in."
And be ran out and posted it at rami.
r III.
11. half regretted Isis impetuosity when
he contemplated whet he had done in the
cold light of the next morning.
Nevertheless, • couple ot evenings late,
he journeyed to flu swster and enquired at
the postot6ce for his letter, but it hadn't
arrived. So he 'nuked on to see Uncle Cot-
tle, but as h ,tnole was not at home he
told them to say he milled, and wouldn't
wait.
His interest in his rash matrimonul pro-
ject had cooled oonsidersbly ; but going to
see his uncle ou the following Saturday
afternoon, he enquired casually at the post -
office again, and was not altogether dis-
please 1 that there was still no letter for
him. He decided that his epistle hod not
treated a satisfactory impression, and that
he should hear so more of it.
Turning the corner • little beyond the
poetotlioe, he was surprised to ran into
Uncle realm. gorgeous in • new white
waist -omit and with • flower in his button-
hole.
'' Tim, my boy, he ejaculated, " I've
been extorting you daily. Sorry 1 was out
when you milled Iasi --1 was out on portioo
lar hu.ine.s."
"Oh '' •
Tim had dint premonitions of danger ; he
oily upbraided himself tor neglecting the •t
fain .•f Miss Holt.
" Yes," said U.ole Cottle, winking by
left eye and .mucking his nephew on the
shoulder exuberantly, " i was arranging to
be married.-
" To
arried..'"To Mi.. Holt'" tattered Tim.
"
No, laughed tToole Cottle " You'll
never guess. it's the widow—Mr. Netley.
Yon remember we wrote to her Sha an-
swered my letter that evening, en bear be-
fore you milled."
Tim was too costumed to grasp what be
heard.
" But you sold," he stsssmerod, " that if
Miss Holt rejeoted you you'd knew there
was • curse as Tse, and--"
" I haven't asked Mier Holt—b'mWes, it's
three noetbs dao. I wrote tie the widow,
es, in any roes, she hos • sort ef prier loam
ever the "
" The (Ober curse," Tim wRgeet.d Mt -
burly.
" Bore's bar letter, ' sW1d (Mae Coale
di.r.a•rding his interpolation- " Read K
for yeareelf..'
He target the •iseive Nis Tlm's beads,
he read it deadly as they walked ea m-
ember.
" Dear tor,—if yea ears b sail on me i
droll be phased te as yea 1 norm lea
did acs idea --- � ss, ewe addreas I
10 M
.
.ld have siuH implied either •
mat amadames Nm.ersederle
sathad it tiro been lit ware
G.1...mt
mss.bbes..sd I bad toe pl.mm a ed --dhg
ppehMon, tt a .e nadir the L bulgur Yon b, .
wi11 •pp.ealats my psg/miNg lads
te yr rivets address. whit& I have bass
hra lbs dar•••egy.—Yews tinay.
"That's all right, Tim =. et it !"„alieek1•
. d Uncle lethie.
TUB restored in • Sash tbt this wee hie
"Mead", sad 1t was bels touter Me was m•
sweri.g, at. kis s•.M'e : het he meld as*
ass his way to saying ea.
" Whet dem she EMS •hest year sal -
dress '" he sad.
Why, 1 was merman woe I mese
that letter, sed I mer have I sysM.s to
pet say .direm its, that's why she aide's
mower hetero ; eke roeldn't. Aad it'e lest
moaned M her to leek in toe direowry.
Bee ! I menet be haw. Naked bar
shout it, has she was se him sad amiahie
aid sa sling, and I was se—so- -well, I
hardly know how 1 wee—but there didn't
seem any need to apologias. and, te foot, I
sever thought of it till 1 was amuse
•way.
" le she young •' asked Tim, for the sale
of wytog something.
" l thought at tint she wee nearly fort►;
but she's oely twenty-ala.—.hs told me se
herself. 1 showed her my book book Lad
• list of my s.ouritisa • 011, that's all
right, .he said, laughing. • Then who's is
to be '' says I. And it's going to be seat
month."
" Neat-- "
" Mos:h. I'm going round to the vicar',
now to put up the bass.—yon Dan come
with me. And, 1 say ! .he. an orphan ; so
we want you, my toy ---age don't matter ;
Ws only a muter ';f form—to be a father to
her at the wedding, and give her away."
rim was gloomy and reoklesa, and maid
he would. Why shouldn't he ` H. had
given away hu prospects ; he had riven
away hie uncle ; he might just as well do
the thine thoroughly and give away the
widow well ; then he would have so
thong nobody lett to keep—but him-
self '
OOK AND PERIODICALS.
"S. atin,gS*. Ina JULY.—In tiatlo. this
number is made notable by one of the last
short stories of the late H. H. Bove.en, en-
tttled " to Collusion with fate." It is the
charming love story of •n ocean voyage.
There is also • short story of the American
Revolution by Clinton Rosa, entitled "The
l'oefeeuon of Colonel Sylvester ' Mr. Rosa
has made • study ot this period for purposes
of fiction. T. R. Sullivan, the author of
"Day and Night Stories," oontributes •
finely wroneht tole of an old trench soulptor
and Ito young friend an American artist.
It is artistically illustrated by Walter Gay
and Albert Sterner. The number contains
poems lay W. 1). lllwanger lillnstr.ted).
Mn. I)orr, Charles Edwin Markham, sed
others, with the depsrtmeets fully illms-
trated. Tbie instalment of " Sentimental
Tommy " reveals the gang of young conspir-
ators In • new haunt, with Tommy in •
most original character.
Ji-l.i l.ioni:"' Hour_ .1..1'10:AL.—The
!.•site. Home Journal for .July—an utii
tidally attractive and Interesting issue—
opens wan • sumptuously illustrated article
on - oan ot Aro aim her home, by Emma
.\sbrand Hopkin., who entertainingly
writes of the childhood and religious life
of the Mold. Apropos of the approaching
centenary of Burns, Arthur Warren pre-
sents "The other side of Robert Burns," re-
vealing the better side of the poet. Hams -
kWh Butterworth tells, in his engaging way,
a Brook Farm story, " The wife of Ben
ltow,' and Alice Wellington Roll.ae
humorously romance. of "A Town Bioye1. '
Ex—Pr./West Benison discusses the Deport-
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our diplomatic and oonsuler servioe, and the
Great Seal of the t'ntted States. In
" Freatng • City Like New York.' John
Gilmer Sped makes some astoouhing sate -
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ably for tour mouths in ease of • siege cut-
ting off eaks forcibly
food to
ynp to Dr. P
hunt eoe•ks forcibly to y lose ' 1.
paper, A Young Mao's te,'
and Mrs. A. U. T. Whitney, with etaal
vigor :and directness, writes to tiro coo -
corning beauty, William Martin .Jobneon'.
" Souvenirs of Summer days " is an artistic,
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ed to those who will enjoy pert of the sum-
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in the moon," " A 83600 Howse," articles oe
seasonable dresses, npoo millinery, needle-
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which is unusually oompleta. By the
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ooe doller per year. to. mate per Dopy
Critez,T Hi 'rnxY.---Current Hatary be-
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n umber of 250 pages. In every quality that
has marked this unique quarterly since the
beginning of its career. the same bite stand-
ard i. nmintstned. It is not oosdned in its
review to United Sha.. matters, but rovers
the world ; it is sot a swore colleouen of
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rays by Prot. Rostgen (portrait), setting
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illustrated with &swims sed pbotographe
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the entire book. Among ether prominent
topics ezhso•Mvely reviewed, ars the Vsmu-
mnelae coe4eve ey : Oats* revolt : Oriels
N tae. Trammel. sad its siemiheanes
Abye imine and SoedWs 53.. 8sty:�
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pslitisal situation ; the week of Osagra•• ;
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Omar mew York : the Reims 1.w '
MamI.b Ssbo.I gestates sad
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Wade problems el the British : the
homsh ami halls. weals ; O..gs.phival es-
pgwrexu of Siam, Alt, Rdwea-
tie* • Y
wtl.. Drama. Heihrien ; ami fall
3i.gtep►W aketebee et prominent persssa
who hays died. There are si.t7-Iv Mee-
WMma•, peesrwis, map. eta (inhale, A.
Y.: (meson. C.. 4 Oa whittlers : A. 8.
Johasss. Ph. D., either : 111.50 a year I
aegis member 410 seats ; ample 10 mats ;
ged'mem parer ..d .Ire.lare fres.)
et•—Wbe the e imam bey is year
.batt. J.hmay !
Jehmmy--1 deems.
AstmH-I sbe.M think year maid b w
Whoa all the .lime are Named "telly writ -
lag we
rit-
lager Modem their lemma 'abatis he that
ahsidty rMe slat god washes the rem la -
▪ el essaVag himself t
Jehmiy . She u_aior.
IN AN kMPeROWIll KITCHEN.
Wb ere UM tMa.ees 11 ro
:WInbei
A royal 'tutees leas all timm an ea-
tremely tatrestiag place to wait. •e it sea
tam mob as abead•mes of colleary navel•
ti.s ei every descriptio. Hese am pre-
eared
erhated the daily male of the imperial
gamily, sad Men immediate nttesia.a
ib etdiaary resume sever Mum ems UM
full workbag seemly .t the kit.hs., as toe
.amber to be provided for is not . cry
large. Bet when • Raba d&War WS ad.
ding festivity is to be prepared, thea 1 r •
eltbt worth seeing, It •l ---'o mos aspoa-
Mtor man be ubtateed to the eaar,J ts•laia
of ooekery.
The kitchen is reversed by • mart
marshal. sad neat in rank Dome.. kitobas
esperiatendeot. This funotios•ty 5needs
to the p.rchaeisg and irderian of all mater-
iels u.eded, and pays All .osau.b of the
various :tradespeople. Next oxen.. the
ottiowre of the bitihee, who have cameo of
the table furaie ,r, line. silver for every-
day Ise, as wet. "• glass, etc. IN .p.aisl
omissions these mets . '"ad to the eottisg d
the tabisa, •s well as the army of extra
welters.
But the grooms of the great u the
"muter et the kitchen." He in his tura is
.add by a on•nber of ohms of the various
sefior.livate department. Sense of these
enbrdmat.:ohefe have es inesy as twenty
assistants.
The roast meat deportment is riven
special o.re as the Emperor is apt to be •
little "fury" if things are sot exaotly
right. The chief of the departm.ot, es
well as his asustaate, must be • suitable
artiste in roasting meat, nay, • worker of
mirsoles, for Rrillst•Sevsrin truthfully el>td
that "cooks may be aught, but roasters
must belborn.
Next in Importanoe comes the atria
000ka, upon whom it devolves to prepare
minor dishes, soups, vegetables sod salad*.
The third divunot. Is comprised of the
makers of saaoes, or, w they are styled.
"saucier. " It u the duty of them gentle-
men to prepare the fish, the entrees, and TO
make all impossible sauces, w the coat no
quires.
A very important man is the chief ma -
factotum, with his asst.tanm On thee*
dignitaries rests the task of not only pre -
poring all the fancy pastry, but they most
put it into attractive shapes as well. A11
preeervea, jellies, and trialed fruits are in
their caro. The artistic feature of the
banquet tables owe • great deal to the
pastry000ks' skill.
These men. who would certainly scorn to •
be anything lees than artistic, are cert•tely
wonderfully adept in the arrangement of
dishes in every oonoeivable shape. 'Beneath
their deft touch one can almost hear the
roasted pig give • grunt of satisfaction as it
lies on its heautifully•tarnishd plate.
Fowl and game appear decked in their full
plumage, end in startiogiy lila-Ake atti-
tudes.
The ranges are butlt along the side of the
kitchen, sod are heated by coal. Should
there be special burry to prep.ro • hasty
meal tor a large number of people, these
ranges can be applied with gas by • patent,
nontrivanoe.
Fever department bel a bulletin board e•
which are posted the daily r•quir.m..te for
each department. Huge fr•yisg-oars.,, re-'
trembling sideboards, are built in the walls,
There is also s batt -steak broiler heated by
obuwal, and closed with • lid. The ar-
rangements for roasting meats, making
pastry, artificial ioe, and so on, are .11 of
the very latest and improved patterea.
The emperor delights to etbtert.io, and
when be gives • big dicer the master of
the kitchen, eight days before the event,
outlines tits mesa, and plass it before him.
The 000rt marehal elaborates it, and the
entire bill of fare is most oarefully oon-
adered item by item. The required
changer are made to contorm to the Em•
perr's wishes, after whioh it is hooded to
the "master" for finishing touches. Than
bogie active preparations for the grand
Slant All the reserve 000ka from the
other ooarts are called upon to •amt, sad
they begin their labor three days before the
great dinner is given.
The most duzingly array of wonderfully
artistic plate in gold and silver is brought
out en these omission& The German Km-
psror i• very toad of displ sy, sad his tbt.
len... .otbisg to be desired pp the meat ex-
ttr.v geut e.tert iner. The Haag... mol in
lbs royal psl•oe is in itself a gloori�oss.. apart-
ment, brilliantly lighted by over • dean
...crnoes chandelier of out gloss, each
bolding hundreds of wax needles.
A great feature of the table deoorstioa is
the ermines of the p•atry000ks, who tweet
marvellous cakes in the shape ol Egyptian
temples, Turkish minarets, miscast metier,
and se on. All theme are extremely artistic,
and pleasant, both to the eve and palate.
The service .t the Emperor's table is un-
A000rdieg est the present court etiquette,
riot . bottle of whitener • platter of food is
plod upon the imperial table. Food and
drink sr served no individual plates and
gloss... The wise is brought in the or.
dim•ry psekage•, and not peered from de.
ousters. The bottles are wrapped in nap-
kins, sad the Hammes are filled directly from
thea All things onnsidered, William 11
has reams to be preud et his kitehi .
MOT CORN.
C..teswse—i. that the razor yes shaved
las with Inst time!
Kaiglst of the Raser—Yes. Mr.
Oestesasr--atlerelens, Please I
" I tbsght' Omni, that yea were • dead
abet I"
" SM."
h..I"
" And yet, though you said you would
Mime yemr adversary through the buart,yee
bit Wm in the foo."
" It wee ea error of j.dg....t. I tbesakt
his heart was in W bees ; it rand out to
beNhie math
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" I Yank he m leek -keeper : at hast be
meter bremgkt the mos he borrowed
free' ase kat .0
" Was your besbed geed M Few durf•g
year km illness r immured ties hand lady
who was makiy • charity mil.
Oh, yes, Iwdssd, ma'am r replied the
peer weenie ; "as Reed as meld be—hs moat
mere like • friend than • hwsbead,"
"8e you are having year hones raises -
rated. Mr. Hawkins !"
••Yee; aha wsrks.s began lass week."
"An Inn ..WINO radical eba•a•• !"
"What le se be Ye maim feature of the
homes r
"Yee—it 7..11 mons..-."
net Paml.her Nemo wht per►—Md yea
deposit massy mobs N mar mesa-
elleastek Wait
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Ilse DIM. --Dow Is eat •gate.
wooed DIM.—What's.p t
Rom DIM. —I bawd the .hid eeshier
=•• • Femme %dr t. sebmd W obesely
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A. M. 1. M.eeeq
Results Astonish
poo OF SCIENCE`
AYE gs siLz.
A MEDICINE
WITHOUT AN 211.
mem
itatemeat of • Well Meows Doctor
" Ayer's Sarsaparilla is without an equal
Y a blood -purifier and Spring medicine, an0
pont have praise enough. I have wattled
its offsets la carotic eases, where othw
treatment was of no avail, sod have beet
astonished at the results. No other blood
essdtclne that I have ever used, and 1 haves
Bled them all, 1s so thorough In lel acute,
tl•d effects w many permanent cares as
Ayres B•r.ap rWa."—Dr. H. F. 1[saatt.t,
Augusta, Me.
Ayer's Sarsaparilla
Admitted at the World's Pair.
Agar''/ lYib/rr Meer sad bwtrete.
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UNDER OATH.
1 be tore wins test
Int r tare-. t
P.. ter:c� I sn,e'er
s.
s:+ b.4sre W. P. Wal.
k:.. t: ; Public,
hearts the semi non.
t tn. :Lev hi :1 nes.
troy etuyms..s •1Int n
•• ter tie e'er .even
per -.1 w•. tea
!flirted with Mesmer
ti -m "red severe maria
g w ist Ile I:u,.i. Ss
tine. 1 .u111cred set,'
ender toach astoppn r»� vbkntup n •threhadvice oe •
pbyetci.tn. i had • n..mber of my tact.
extracted. without debt log shy advantage.
!n Ma , ISM. 1 had • pout' tic .trolls le
the left side d mybody ; Mantafollourd
ns bi
the total Ioof sht of the loft eye. beeline
both atm "West headaches, revere 9'•.
great weakness. I bet•ame totally, nu:.r.M to
do any work about the h ur, and waw net
safe to be left slone on account of my di/Zito-An
and general weakness. .
"1 coneulted four dtlTerent pbyricie5, who
st•'nmthtogluthe
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ei do wc•hatcud they couldey,ld butme that 1t wt>
never boomne well again.
"About two months ago i bean using the
!medicine being put up by Mr. S N. Itjctnuq
M.P.• of th' city• and now known
Cure. and ant now taking the fourth bottle d
such mod:clue.
"Before I gni-11«1 the .ret bottle 1 notient •
great improvement in my condition. ' =w
mow rec-/ycd the use of my al'sight. the use
of nit hearing. end the nae of my litotes sad
body, the heo1&r4. ba+ completely asleep.... roa
and my stneurth ha. MAW* bac. " u
completely. and. In fat, though d3 year, old,
�ee1 almret • new woman. 11r :Stonewall
Patterson. 91 vine street. Hamilton, Ont,
RNiiE _ RETAIL
AR.MST11.0NO 1111. loo.
?amp & Fanniag Till Wokrs
c21413D10RICH, ONT_
mar i•BrSItTles.T 1
A Targe stock of very choice Pampa. mane
immured from selected Muskoka quartered
pia. with hearts cut out.
These Pumps are manufactured in a number
of Kyles to fault everybody sad every place.
Very easy worsting pumps for deep webs.
Iroecappd closed top pumps for school -
Yards. home pumps, etc.
MIME
STOCK
a\G.7 vett
f.....
PUMPS
ars•t riving for 'praying trees.
washing buggies, watering g•rdeoe. extin-
guishing fires. etc.
tlpectal attention given to drawing water
from well s distance from pampa Iron and
wood pIP5.t: wood. iron porcelain Tined or
braes'.yelinder : Drainage f' ring any tore:
trims MILLS t wood sr cement cur sass.
NStt, •&TU TUM. "Lor■m MIS,
LAW_ rftst ilium eta. ere,
spiral climes W g.t{it% &g IT.
TILL I t
AU stook warrant.!.
aid carefully attended
AMAMI and Self
CIA t mgt&
YAPSIIS MILLS.
iteattfie and MUM
-all tied*.
toMa or'der's promptly
ARMSTRONG BROS & Co
BRISTOL'S
PILLS
Cure Biliousness, Sick Head-
ache, Dyspepsia, Sluggish Liver
and all Stomach Troubles.
BRISTOL'S
PILLS
Are Purely Vegetable, •
elegantly Sugar -Coated, and do
not gripe or sicken.
BRISTOL'S
PILLS
t gently but promptly and
)ughly. "The safest family
iic•.icine. All Druggists keep
PILLS
The Signal
sam Jeb
—• sw to its
-� maw
sad .cs.etl.a .f �snaaegs a of
A perusal et This •aeoo,w,s_
mum l yea my
she * mod pawsadgis a saes we soli.
mddeat
°it our snorts to pis.e w..lst wokth••ppsovat of our p•tree
e, feeling
'Rat %tads
TLie useful sine is kept in the no
Isnge of etua 1ties sante as letter
heads. Y1 Mie
Atm°. ♦\lads
are not so generally used, they
•u important place in commercia
correspondence. ties what we've
got under the above head..
Litter t‘e,trtid/
In this hue we have a very Targe
,torn of tine writing paper. suit
able for every class of business
represented in this locality, coin
pruung Laid and wove, linens,
quadrille and other papers, ruled
or uurule.l, as may be required.
)3A% iTto.6.s
1f the "pay-as-you-go " plan wee
We order of the day the demand
for account paper would not be
so great ; but there are some men
who get so many dunners that
they wonder if the stock will ever
run out. We don't intend it to,
and at present our stock is coat
plete itt this line with four sizes.
Goal paper and neat ruling.
Sta<emeWts
Both single and double dollars
and cents column.. They Dome
cheaper than bill heeds, and are
the proper thing to send after a
delinquent once a month.
are sure to fetch him 'round—
sometime. sometime.
nvt\Orta
Now, it would be hand to get
along without envelopes, and to
keep up with the demand for
them we keep a large stock on
hand. We have now about W
hundred thousand in stock, and
the prices will range from 75c. to
12.00 per M. We handle corn
mercial and legal sizes exclusively
ommerC'a\ •i'iviA s
has already been partially eaum
erated in some of the heads above.
There is, however, s vast amoun
of work under this heard that to
enumerate would more than take
up the entire space occupied by
this adv't, but we do it all at Tee
Steuese.
T tnv��a .bOb I
to an "At Home" or s wedding
require considerable taste in melee
tion sometimes, but we make it
an easy matter by keeping in
stock the very latent and ben
samples to be had. Cell and ee
4rograms
of entertainments and meeting
promptly turned out, from the
plain but neat to the most elegant
with cord and pencil attached.
We aim to excel in all the differ
Wit kinds of work we turn out,
but especially in this, and keep
in stock plain and fancy papers
suitable for all requirement&
Cards (Ind► T' E& tEt%
This head coven a large range of
work, from s bread or milk ticket
to a neat calling card, from an or-
dinary admission ticket to a teat),
business card or a handsomely
printed membership ticket.
Oskers
Our facilities for turning out this
clan of work are evidenced by the
fact that the great bulk of it b
done by us. This line also
eludes
Dodgers
which our threw fast-runaiag Joh
presses are able to turn eat in
surprisingly short time.
%a\a B%\\s
Wang to the poster dsparbetaat
also, and we make a specialty of
them—promptness being oar aim
in this respect A notion of sale
will appear in Tin Statue free d
okarge when bills for same ere gra
bees
#\\ Rt Auks oS W oak
in tire typographical peiNietg lbw
oaf b ass Is ibis enisbableeeaa
in r e Ned .mina'
__afar- aid
Oar V r 1,ts 1r+h\ .bene OM"
eery rtS%O'lln►b\t•
We et:Med our awake for past Inv -
ors, sed solicit • eostinsaeoe of fdw
•title.
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