The Signal, 1896-7-2, Page 66
THE SIGNAL : GODRRICH, ONT.. THURSDAY. JULY 2. M
Ayer's Pills
" 1 would like to add my te$Uaw,ny to
Fot others who have used •era
le. and to way that have taken lbem
unsay years. and always derived the
beet results trona their use.
For Stomach
sad liver troubles. and for the eine d
headache caused by these denngemws>te,
Ayers IOUs nne
cal be equaled hem
my trendo ask me what Is the heat
remedy tot disorders of the stomach,
Liver, or Bowels,
my Invariable answer 1. Ayer's
on Pltll
Takeo to seasthey will break up •
*old prevent la grime,cheek lever, and
regulate
a
te thetake,
pave rgana. 'they are
easy
Are the best
felt rood family edietne I have ever..-MTS.
v
mese.-Mrs. mer
" T Jo.srsox, ter Rider
Ave., New York Aly.
AYER'S PILLS
Ngphsst Awards at World's Pair.
A trcr •e a isr..p. rUlf. j.r the Mood.
MEMORIES -
Ab, what u tbu 1 flud inside
]1y lest year,' overcoat'
Two .tall tickets for tont seats hid
Within • datity note.
A subtle perfume chat. shout
That page of palest blue,
twest income borne soros. the mouths,
That roil between us too..
The note says .he -how tear .be was-!
Wouid most d.l.ar►ted be
To go .fed hear I). Re. xke sing
In Lobeugrto with m..
Ah, yea, that happy oight Domes book
With laser Jove to mingle --
She ! Oh, Mks,. m.rrted, end I am -
Well, 1, as yet, am single
NEWSPAPER STORIES.
A Means* Teaser.
Some members of • German ship's crew
bin mom:on to visit • shipbuilding yard to
Britain. and to the course of their walk en-
tered • paint -shop, where two Irishmen
were •t work.
The visitors talked together in , heir own
l.nguage,gre•tly to the my.ti6o•tioo ot the
British workmen, and at lost one of the
painter could restrain his curiosity no
longer.
' I my. Mike." said he to his tallow -lab-
orer, "and do you know what they are ay.
ins
• Arrah, sow, Pat, answered the see-
med
msed man, "dost be showing Your igaor-
maos. They're epakw' sbortbaed."
• Treatment asn4wr.
Corroon. OPT
Chase's Ointment is an invaluable rem-
edy fur itching piles and in my own osis
I wouldive 1160 • box ft.r it if it could
not be otherwise had,
Jose
Peosioos.,
160 Sydenham -et
wanted- • MnsMnd.
A good joke was played oo the girls ef •
provincial town reosetly by the vcaag mea
of that place. The boys had been rather
rendes in their •tteetio.s to the young ladies
lewd had been going to the theatres, parties,
and *o on,until the girls grew tired ot beine
left out an the oold and decoded to show
their isdeeendsoce.
Consequently fifteen of the girls hired •
hex at the theatre. sad made • very ob.rm-
ies theatre party.
The play was "Wanted -a H egghead
the is eat sure tbreagh 1t all,sever
W that the wished boys had takes ewe of
of tA.largest liaise posters, "Wasted -4e
Eashaed," .ad massed it in front el the
hex ea a1 the auditors might read.
mss were mere distinguished them Prix•
Ganda, who kelt . high rank N test.
The Tar, Nig ems day dlss•tirdsd with
• jest, poured ever the pre
, the
s head t
bailie' este ed • semi berm.
ente'11s•s..
mod wretch prepared to retreat hem the
►shim, bat the tyrant steak him with •
knit•. and he fell ...eels e te the finer 1 r.
Aienlek was taswtly called.
•' See eny good servant," said the Ter.
•' I have le•t.d with him • little too hard.,'
•• So hard, repli d 1 he ether, •• that only
0.d wood your S-ies'v ca• testers hue be
W. Hew longer breathes "
Ivan exprem ed his oentemp1, salted the
dsos••sd Leveret* • dog, wad oentianed his
amnNmemte.
Another day. while he se' a, 10h1e, the
Voyv.d .f Staritaa, Bore Tttof. appeared,
booed to the greeted, and saluted luau afar
the sestmm•ry meaner
"Gad save thee, my der V Ivied ! Tb..
d...rvest • pet ••f of my 1010
He seised • kale and cut off an er ! Ti-
to( *baked the tzar fee kis grooioos fewer.
sad wished him • happy raga.
AU tear Wasted.
• S.oabweseas was reterseeg by train
from • market town. where .he had mad. •
few pure►..•.. Just as the lad bell rami •
fussy gentleman, elegantly dressed, sad with
• "mind thyself ' looking teen, rushed into
the compartment. dung himself hastily into
• corner, palled out an evening paper, lead
proceeded te devour rte ,stento Hardly
nod h. heoome ..•'.d whin tao wales
timidly addressed him "I am very sorry,
d r, but -
"I sever l..1.s to beggars." Basely i0ars
r.ptd the gentlemss If you essay me
further I'll report yea."
The woman's eyes flashed, thea twinkled.
She ..id DO 1110111. and the old g etlem•s
retired with an awry frown behind his
paper.
All west merrily as a m•rri.(e bell until
the train arrived at Cromlad., .hen the
'add wit.," ue stopping out, 0gais address-
ed the ohrlt.h 1.411idusl in the hemmer
"1 oars ea, sir. whether ye report me er we.
but I want teat pentad of butter ye,ve been
. earn es for these last sax ads."
Beim and Bleyr1101s.
Merman eyeliets here an effectual way of
petting rid of t,..haseemsi dogs, though
the method is not ono wbioh could be rec-
ommended for nee to busy thoroughfares.
Bicycle bombe are now manufactured in
the Fatherland. -earl! but extremely noisy
explosives, which meets, a magical effect
apse the our of aggressive propensities.
This startling deem* for the protection et
cyclists hes •*ready ,rented quite • soars is
canine oiroles in the Rhineland, wad a tion
is Germany thinks twice sow before at-
temptisg to molest people on wheels- taut
that the explosive has 1te drewb•oks espeoi
ally when vent through the poet, was shows
an • very lively manner in • Gonna, posted.
floe the other day while the officials were
bridling a package of bombe addressed w
th. Empress Fredericks reoidesoe, Sobloer
Friedsrirhford, Crasher,. The oracken, an
their eagerness to get at the dogs, exploded
with • tremendous report, nod tbouvbte of
infernal mechloes and other horrors instant-
ly invaded the official mind. In'ttiw re
voided the truth: bat the manuf•oturer will
nevertheless bays to pay • stiff fine for
seeding explosives threagb the post.
I.errtmg the W1s4.w amemee&
First G.rf-Hi f Waiter, epos thee
window, plows. I longe stead tido heal
Wales -Ye., d'r..tly, sir. (Opens the
Wisdom.)
S...md Guest (a little Inter) -Walter
obere's draught e.eagh es give sae his deaeh
of aid. Do shut the wadi...
Waiter- Yes, sir. (81.10 the wtmdmw.)
71,., lie..t-Water. are yes seal t what
hay. ye. Mead the window ter 1 epee H
main this mdemta
WaiterVerygeed Mr. (Goes to the
L..dleed). Oso of the gestlemess wanes the
window epee. and the ether waste m a
.hop it. fin' hes em I N de. sir
Lrdlerd-De what the gentians say.
who Mal dined yet. of ..area.
• smart Rey.
The power -loom was the inveetien of •
farmer's boy, who had never men or
heard of such • thing. He Iaehiesed one
with his penknife and when be get it all
done. he showed It with great entbasum to
his father, who at phos kicked it to pleose,
sem* es would have no boy about him who
would spend his time oo each foolish
thing►. The boy eras sent to • blacksmith
to learn • trade, and his master took • live
Iv interset is hint.
H. mads • loom of .hat was left of the
cos his father had brokeo up, and showed
it to his master. The blacksmith saw he
had no common boy tor an apprentice, and
that the invention was • valuable one. He
h ad • loom oonstruoted under the .upsrvis-
ioi of the boy. It worked to their perfect
sati•f•otioo, and the blacksmith furnished
the mean to msaufwture the looms, and
the boy received halt the profits.
In about • year the bleeken ith wrote to
the boy's father that be would fling with
him • wealthy pstlem•a, who was the In-
ventor of the ,sl.brsted power loom.
Yen may be able to jades of the W.sish-
mat at the old home when his sea was
presented to him as ti* inventor, who told
him that the loom was the same •s the
model that he had kieksd to pieces the pero
view veer.
ed library door. vidido M her hem her to
treat behind the sorters, and she Wiwi to
dives whet was Mann' Wheel,. Weald
Mr. Ds1Mr be lrb*U , t. sees te WM hews
was
t W ease her pep• MAK her le Nick
. ►l: t She had beard ef mesh erases leo
tag hem pare.t•1 •.barley, ami already.*
wee debating hew eke and he ou.1d evade
them
Whewt.r wee taemepirisg 1 11 would
sot regain. fear or dee athlete, to dr,nlr
w obleotlenabie lever. Perhaps Mr. Duller
wee bravely debeedisg hammed. Nay, it
might he that be had bearded her father to
►» des, and Wiry asked her heed in err
nags. The deer spewed. Mr. Del1ey
messed aloes. As be passed the p•rktsr
doer Mie Trivvet canoe hem behind the
per tot e.
"O'i. Kerry, whet di4 paps say
"He melted me to lead him • ever.'•
ifs taMlaeet less la the wend.
At the present moment there's • dog i•
D .neer, 0dsredo, who to heir to £10,000,
end enjoyed the legacy, so Is, as *seine se -
Orissa of ouch • *am is possible, u.W
ordinary eo•.amptiem marked him tet a
vlsttm.
Now there is • skilled cargoes retained
at a Md tee to attend him ; he hes • aurae
whoa eels duty It is to feed and age for
hint and .diameter med*1... et the rimer
desigwtod by the .arts" wire W the ewe
under oossid.ratloa. Iswidentally the
whole family ot the doomed man hes •o-
c..mp•nied the dog to the west, where the
oasis. was ordered to be taken for his
health.
This particular dog, welch is without
doubt the roast dog an the world, is •
small lox wrists. sed he literally fell into
h is good formula. Ho was • waif fm the
streets of Philadelphia whoa • wealthy
native of the Quaker City awned Darr
totted ham and took him home.
When Davie fell Ill the doe seemed te
realms that the Ulan was ef a serious
oaten and refused to be eneeferted. He
w ither est mor slept whale Levis was sink.
Davie was tosehed by the devotion .1 hie
manias friend, and when be died end the
Tull wee read it was found t het he hap left
to the dog • legacy of £10,000. No pre
Tibias wee made for the di.po.1*os of the
Warr in the *rest of the terrier's death.
Bees After the don become hear to the
tonna* be became 111. Skilled medical man
were oommalted, and they said the dog was
suffering from oomsumptioe.
The legatee was treated with all the cow
e ider•tios which would have been •coorded
• human being. At the present time the
dog, in comma with the homily of the dead
maw, is gartered at the lending fashionable
hotel to Deaver.
It lean ist.restisgt question whether the
t:10,000 reverts to the family .n the *vent
ot the dog's death, which i. oertw. or goo
to the State of P-anyavlv.r,e
It is • curiae fast that there has aver
been • Duke or Lord of I.ot..lun.
WE MAKE__
Sewer and
Culvert Pipes
•U Ness tress w h. to 10 aL Aloe
Camnorrtsn..
WRITE FOR PR10111i.
THE ONTARIO SEWER PIPE Ca
001 ADfalAIDS ST. a..
Rastas, ay arson TORONTO
The Bicycle
Season of 1896.
Wives WKS . Pear e1 Tea.
• rases writer on ooartabip expresses
himself by Bola' book to the days when
enema were "spoil," when ••mos went
.matting with • olub," • form ot o*.r4lp
that iodises the lady "to respect her lewd
and master, and to have • deflate Idea of
hie eeporiotity, phyeieal and mental," and
this be bade the best way.
From "spoil" woe.. gamed to "Mattel"
"Mer. • mane she brawn tamper," and
as • chattel "she was offered by her gtmrd-
Mm to the Witham bidder."
As the se's mind .xp•mdsd he began te
"see matters is their tree light" and `m hhe
wisdom refused to mars with kis seeds ter
the p- - - of • wife," maintaining that
the 6rgsln wee anr0ded.
Wee.. them .aces. "to the smavenlr
meta" She was "give. Ower without ex -
shows" This " ilppy mats of OSeize lam-
ed bet • sheet tinea.' The yews' mem
"mill Omagh* the seddeu," bat "with •
kied•ble 1.reeigkt md)heftt," he "healed
to the genrdian tin grevade the memo a
keep the brad.- end, kmwde.tdly, the ►.r
heed, in peeper shape.
Wanes bade farewell t. the "emava.M"
maga, .sd entered ea what my be de.riM
ed se "with • pound el lea"
At drat mea wee oestented with m...&
ma s kiwi be hemp him ..d her bride fel a
year, et maybe ewe ; bee this .Amis hares.-
ed t. aegis WOWS /.t o Ltf.arm .f luxury
e nd ewe New ewes that stege el prioress
has hempm.md, and we have what l karma
ae the "mm.m¢e.' women."
• J.emWr ta..neeb
Ivan the Terrible teepee neither hie de-
v.Nens w w diversions. Hle pales al-
brearely remanded with fraying eel er-
ening. Fee bee pharisee loan were Weight
Mem Novgorod. NM Mem her window
be preload • grasp of einem e/weed,
belet sip ewer time dthese braises
malls .s 1 b . delieht ea Wisdom time t
el the ten4Md ereateres. and erpwdy on
bearing the rim ef the asthma, was m-
haandod-bis *tete el lo.gbtee eve bad
.sl *1*1 emdesmM. T. weeds thew whin
Were Mims. ter We he would somtimm
WM is wish d them o MUNI p10. al geld.
har//aes el hie
patival el *Mere, em wing In
M sus
M aim, ws+Yr beiges w slam
wrMimol w Asa Mid drwY7
Inemmmtlle per. Yaws thwS
whet '.0.1184,
Jest me !wing Mr. Deasy wee about a
bad geed -eight to Kim Trtvv.e, the gee -
Light is the he0 bumming. Ise *roues her a
him sed Mete a kiss. At HMS mwmese Mr.
Therm esser'Red hem W* Oren deer le-
cher .10*1 the hell and e... housed.
"01, der." aid the melba. is • essay
whoopee. "1e afraid page saw yea"
Ise hat sest
1.t i.a
segees.naintidMa esstaleft r hr
lea
"Year' me. i wee M apse! is yes r
sheM gmimee b ere tea
Me. ..a... Ib. eyes .pr -
1y sold the dna/ behial<w The
Ark pale WI ewe M • melee parties% Kat elm �sal!iMey )I "the
a owl
slab Mr. Dailey la . her hal Medd
.sew Wbe renes ams tin se the the aur ea-
Messided. ism epee ewe God e• the dew
•re 1.111 Lyon mw y
Uwe Ile smile
eimsors. • ane
Riding ,Academy
for the tralalna nr w beeline. and
Wkeeloomea Ne bees swaMbd b
Oodeetob sad rhe 11111100103 the altos
dad It lost leer "arrests see la
ewtlsdsg the work. Perfect vette
tootles Tsrmw reasonable.
• tell Ilse St dna els.. Slcyoes@
for Wes.
tverythlag in the
Repair •Line
kept ea heed. • ad lean but *Blot
Mods amyl...yel.
J. YULE,
'BEST FOR
5iffirlapE EST�
j�`°�
EYE---11YVAY.
Pia YELL.
Bllcliaualls & BGquas
SASH, DOOR and BLIND
Desk* 1a W kinds d
LUMBER, LATH. SHINGLES
Aad ba0deee mtert•1 el every dwmerlphm
School Furniture a Specialty.
IF YOU WANT
Blpet. 1.1 very. KlmsMms.t
IIELLO!
ing ON Bella
'1111
DIE BEST Silo 001.7
SCRANTON
cap
W* Obmawt Old ewer odd 1• this -wine.
AN Old w.Mid se the Marlee Seek%
w thee velem ern see gel Tees erstib►
Orders Met .t HARP= * UM'S
p emelt lNamda1 Int
WEL, Leis.
A SPRING SUIT
. of First-class Make
•
Good Material and
Latest Styles,
-CALL UPON -
HUGH DUNLOP.
Ilse W..5.me. cleats
Next a• taunt w taantrest
Doctor Viet 'trod
breka4sifgdte 54 and
H r 1 sea. b we tried
seerythNS asdhWityairs Sertrr
Oat tinKis Mello :rid( Sao
itis splendid for %JAI
qt (lead itpreve nt3 dryoeys
Use as and to Dadra
W O as our wooly.
Us MA tic war
GV RE
3T1 PATI O N,
HOLM NESS,
DYSPEPSIA, a
S:CK HEACACHE,
:<EG U LATE THE UV
vNE PILL AF'1I LATIN•
INSURES 6000 DIGESTION.
�t 1S CTS.Tmci)3ij0.3 nye•
ca�
WONDERFUL DISCOVERY.
Excelsior
Egg
watt Rare
Coos rags.
roe 12
MONTN..
IT I8 NO PICKLE.
You akltaply treat the Eggs with
PRESERVER, and lay those away
ti • basket or box. MOO ....»..«
Ay DOWN A SUPPLY WHEN Ti•+ _y ARE
CHEAP.
CsJ1 for took gtvtng full lnforma lo., tree
4 shames.
TOR MALL BY •LL DRUOOIST&
Canadian
Pacific
Telegraph
Patronise
Te 0•w
True
Competition.
e n.mb�lt�Ress fir •
er.lss hh eart a ger
audm.ns pereleir and M
et eery mess tele
BOOTS "D SHOES
We have now in .tuck a finer variety of
Lady's Buttoned Boots
and Oxford Ties
both in Black'and Tan
than has ever before been placed upon the shelves in Oodench.
In Men's, Boys' and Youths'
we have all stilets, qualitie4 and price.,
both in Black and Tan.
WE ARE SOLE AGENTS FOR THE SLATER SHOE.
WM. SHARMAN Jr.
111-tC[OD'S SYSTEM RENOVATOR
PURIFIES and STRENGTHENS
Till BLOOD. Regulates tile Action o1 the Liver wad Kld.elajjtht, and
will be knead Indispensable la cam of hams& IMsplladillse
age Dolma 'es. V pm L _NM er stilet and r
r• uses% I,AMIIa1MYe 4888808m age '
Summer Millinery..
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61-3m
The undersigned having receive.) a Targe importa-
tion of Spring and Early Summer Millinery, is prepared
to supply the sweetest of
Bonnets, Fats and Trimmings.
The goods are Fashionable, of Superior Mak.', and are in
Color, Design and Texture unexcelled.
MISS C�4MERON,
HAMILTON STBS
The Kroll Mole AconWASHER
show you bow it weeks. It will met
you
1
rKES THE LEAD over ell
other Washers. It e.mpaid
is
with over 000 weehlsg nohl.st
of all kinds at Chicago is 1895 and ser-
ried off the Fires Premium and Oeld
Modal. it w easy sed quark. No
w.a1•besrd required.
- GIVE IT A TRIAL
addlinorm-
Send me oar addling sad the norm
Mem yea lire es. sed I will sense end
tf Bel 130.
H. HAL
AT MUNRO'S
1896.. For SPRING and SUMMER . . 1896
d Large Assortment nJ
Parasols
l,mbrellas
cor r.,* ahap►a avid stylish handle.
Glova
Fine Hosiery
a unw1 t ap►rtafty.
5 per cent, off
Oar 60e 0 ptomeusesd the b.st�is
marker as lis peers. m.
Double warp bleak lihrss. herd -..ash
names.black sod seared names.
A fell rause or Sateen Dreps•le., Art
Mudtee, white sad mimed Cohwpot (Swim
and NetMonh.m makes.)
Vdwsiwswo Liam sod Wdmra-
nsbr
Swim mod Jsamenet anwith im-
mense. be mate
h.
IN mina's fieDadra.-
climbingaeDadra.-
climbing better and cheaper them ever.
for (ash, or 30 days.
A. MUNRO, Draper.
HAVE YOU CALLED
et the New Shoe Store, next
door to Mimes Yates' mil-
linery store Jet 1 My stook
is all
NEW
8EABONABLit
and
U P -T -DATE
1a ovary re.pec , .sd will
be Odd at N. lowest pries Cash Spat .ah tan pro -
car. F1r t -C1
BOOTS end MOMS
REPAIRING
=4..-*Oaisd to .t
Tea ars invited is eedl
wad m ee my Meek.
a. aaaaana. J. Iwraoasroar•
goo ai tri Clhe Pd. SAO NM
THB STIFF OF LIFE.
Adslar.tw and enrM.Mlen 1s teed We
writs *.. it 1w nate hese*s s bees beesobliged to * the sentries°MQ�et their agreed me mm
writ. that ersarvee ttaw �
Pear4t the mart W cedar et temp
ft as/mflrwtaessW . _
trim It
te easily eeh� tutees et W fid''
ere. la ether wards. Mit ere/Wwlass.
Noe and ISM Teem hi
bees e_svn4Ala lemdeadi re •-=
batters 1. tem em.sery M
IN MY BAKERY
er-yiueehet
0y1.s seer
efrhswt these..
MY MUD 18 11 41111 MIMI Tera POOL
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