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THE SIGNAL : 00140.1t1(`H. (INT., TH1'RtiDAY.' JUNE 23. 11496
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A Common
Affliction
hiRwsly Wed h Take
AYE3RS-
ri Ila
• CAB-DRIT=B'i nosy.
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-T was afflicted for eight years wlthifkili
Rheum. During that tune. 1 tried a peat
many medicines which were highly tee-
ommeuled. Lut none gave me relief. I
w13s it Laic ad.to try A)er's Rana.
paella. by a f01r1d who told tele that 1
must purchase six bottles. and use them
according 1.. directions 1 yielded fshtt
ppeersuasl•ro, bought the sit loatleS,
',sib the contents of titer of these
ties without noticing any direct t
Before I had eiisted the fourth
my Lauds were as
Free from Eruptions
as ever they were. My business. which
is that of a eabdrtirr• requires ane to
be out la eold and wet weather, often
without gloves. and the trouble has
nater returned."-TtionAll A. Joss',
Stratford. (hit.
Ayers_ Sarsaparilla
Admitted at the World'. Fair,.
Aw.r'. Pitta Cteawae the Borate.
NEWSPAPER STORKS.
5.hay's t'omp.Nlw em Paresis.
Parents are this„a which the boys have to
look •ter them. Most girls also bays per
eats. Parents consists of Pei. and M •.
Pas alk • good deal about what they are
going to do, nut mostly it • Mss that
made yellminim.
Sometimes It ie different though (hos
there was • boy came home from college as
v, anon. T' „.rents lived no • farm.
�r. was .. .o be done on the farm.
Work on • tam always bias to be dose
early in the morning. This boy dtdo t .et
un Has dater roes to the stairway Clad
calls • "t�'ill'e, 're • btau'Iful moraine.
Rise and list w the lark." The boy didn't
say •oytbing. Thee his M. cal. : "Wil-
liam, it is time to get up. Your breakfast
is getting old. • The boy kept right o0
saving s..huag. Then his I'a put his head
in the stairway, and says be, "Rill'" Com.
us, sir sacs the bot.
I know • boy that hasn't got any parents.
He goes in swimming whenever be please.
Kut I am going to stick to my parents.
However, 1 do't ell them eo, 'ososa they
might get it Into their heads that I couldn't
fist Mom without them. Says this boy to
me, "Pe -ants ars • noises : they're not
what they're crocked up to be.- Says i to
him, "Just the same i hnd them bandy to
have. Parents have their taibors,of course
like all of us but no the whole I approve
of 'em."
Duce • man sacs to me, 'lobby. do you
love your parent. ""Well; save 1, "I'm
sot quarreling with 'tm.
Once a boy et • boarding school went to
palling ht. I'a the Goys. -101. •d got his a1.
lowa's cut down ooe•half. His Pa said
he ought to have waited till he was going
to college.
Much more might be written about par -
sat.. showing their habits and w forth, but
I will leave the task to other peas.
HAI) HE KNOWN.
WITH DR. AGNEW'S CURE IFOR THE
HEART AT HAND, DEATH FROM
HEART DISEASE 18
IMPOSSIBLE.
wONDER• OF T1114 woILL. FAMED rH*sl.'I-
.'IA`I'+ CATAI*SJAL rem Mkt
a .sselsded that what had reealtod inftri.sa-
1lr to own nista w•..• me m me. 1 haft
`saga, even to my toe years of preleaeiasal
We, some of the .m.rmet, Teo, seems • f the
4.dllsaot, literary- omen det►rtsd tram
Splendid 'p muse, minas to .otbtag else
but this tsdulgew• u woe. 1 have k.owo
In .e • tib salaries of thus wide of d..-i.rs
per )..r, 00cup%log prognosis whim uu,.d
Is .null •tris. • ilte•IM le.11.la, .sow
to 1 Issas, tr... • n.k Oely reset ay there
applied to me. 1 .r .av position I could oder
lain. mase of linty most 4.1111••.1 editorial
wr. to a the mew. aper profmairo - a mss
who two years rig i easily .....made. $100
for • single Musts! ae 4.M epeoial 0.14
Tam moo because so unreliable from drink
• that this edivare are s... .Ir.td of 4. e ark.
el-• 1 al h..ugb he owe today ort a 1*
twwolo .a editorial as at enY time dun*/
ria life,be site u. • cella, 1n ..•.e .d 0111 minas
enema Dewlap -p r anaphors f..r oar. Qoll•r
per thumped.' .
e sot TMr treed the World.
Every boy u t4.. ooaatry, doubtless, re
members the impious ;of • coons athlete
who woo tame • few years ago by travelling
round the world oo• bicycle Now the same
iouro.y is to be made with • oosvoynce
still mon nest .i•Is. A onupk of en
,rprtetag nl.d. to No t4. Dakota Woolly
propose to trot round the earth L iib • teem
of doge. Etch big, b••deome well-trained
Newfoundland/ are ,o draw them •vary step
.f the way-.xoept, of course, where it is
a try to crone the (memo
Eight doge beve already been procured.
hot only ux will be put to harness at one
lime ; the other two will run behind ea •
r Brie force. to take this pl.osa of toy that
become lame or exhausted. Six mostbs
have b ,o spent an training these 8w fel-
1 lows, and they .re es obedient as bones sed
almost as s•roolt. The lightest oak • s 1'
pounds and t4.. heaviest 170 It .. , and oe w
ordinary road they cats smell' maks from 40
to 50 miles • day Horses oonld hardly do
her 'r
A Wash \N. leery.
To the long let of bank not* stories, The
Leasure Hour adds this :
A traveller stated tor • night •t one of
the largest London hotels. to the afternoon
after he had gone away • telegram was re-
ceived from him sating that he had left •
i5 note on the maatleplece. Un enquire•
smog made no note was found, but the
chambermaid remembered lin'. sig • dirty
piece of peps on the door and tearing at up
and .arrows It •way with the rest of the
rubbish trom the rooms along the corridor.
The pail of rubbish woe traced to the howl
dusthole, Into which were .Dot the aoouma-
1•ttone from the whole building. The man•
ager gave orders for duethole to be .leaned
out end slammed, and half • dozes people
were est to work with sieves to duoover
w oo tr.011 of the miming fretm.oIa. When
nearly half the m.en had baso gone through
one little ooroer of the note was &impo red
Then another piece. sodden and dirty, was
found, and finally, afar about •n her's
et" Ig, .11 the pieces were Wand bat one, of
about • .lo we inch In size. The pisses
were Mashed and dried, and stuck together
on en elaborate network of postage sump
strips. The bank paid the owe : the tray
elkr did not even say 'Thank yon,' but
merely comp'•IOed of the inconvenience to
whioh he had been pat by the chamber -
;mid 'a •tuptdity.
A Seamen serest..
Pastor florae, of Spri.gbsrn Baptist
Church, Glasgow, I.wly delivered • esrmoo
eotir.ly in braid Scotch, and which has bees
published u pamphlet form under the title
of " S•,methiag tee keep min' o .' The
text is from the reline (Rawly W•ddell's
yenta.) " Flag • your care oo the Lord,'
The following is • brief extract
" Vollmer '• • wee toddlih' wean that fas
a.' claret itesl' fifty times in • day, but ilk.
time obatking happen' we It it ribs .logit.'
tee Its mammy, who tak'. It up ea her kw
.n' k--i.e the sair bit •a' dtohts the tears
• w&', osly plated to hoe wither chance o'
cnddlin' the wee angel. Ti. m.i.t o' us it's
• marvel hoo • thither oma be bothered wt
n o trifles ; bat It's tae morve' we the
maths howl', for .he's deid is love wi the
west -am love an labor, ye ken, aye gang
thegither No, therim a place to the Bible
wbaur the Master H mead"tee appear as a
caliber omfortin' her bairn (Isaiah Ixvi, 13)
a.' if for worldly Dorms looks gas oar iIl)
an' patiently after bar weans, will .o the
Lord• ►k se mookle--sye. eves emir -in-
wrest in his bairns! like tell him •' boot
Ter dooaoomes, an' o' this I'm gay sure,
that he'll listen tam ye wi' hMrty guidwill.
rouse, thee, m• free.. an' fling a' ►er carte
on him for the ,..fain' year! Mak' him
skipper o' ten boot, ea' boon ower we him
• ' the respo.dbility o' asteria' 7e rlea-
. asthle. pleases him bettor ' Yew blunders
an' yet bruises, yet Wrf aayer owes, ■•I
i do like 14.1.gm that threes yew hart ro
min', boa. ower Las him chis vein day '
This will keep 7e bout au' min' riobt •m'
bright foe a' time .maim' "-Scottish Amen -
Sweet has followed •11 of Dr. Agsew'e
epmetica. With •11 the emphasis partible,
this i• the ow with his Cure ler the Heart
Its ae etiveso is marvellous. The very
paroxysms of death may seemed to have
*eked the patient, sad ymt relief is sheared
with the taking of • simile does, •.d the
oe.tiauanos of the use et We rowdy seen
eerie the worst case of heart disease. (1, .
Crites, c.aleees (Atm, Cornwall, Ont., says
1 wag trembled with seven heart disease
feresve1al Years. The excitement
1'•Ngs.d me. 1 wee .sake dooter's seri far
ever six menthe, being usable to attend to
my berise.. No relief awe to me, sad it
was "sly •tae IMO Namely dared es hope
tkr sore Met I used IIr. Agmew'. Caro for
tib. Heart, and m • comparatively short
time it removed the disease aleotether."
A Ith .afetal, trate oea•.r..tia., ye.
ramekins Its benefits. the Re.) Jobs
Stott., D. D., Presbyterian minister a Hr•
p ss, leis)] est et the many Nadia" ate.
ef Canada who, having used Dr.
• Catarrhal Powder, has freely te•-
1l ever 4.i masa M M int us-
qutatisssl basd*a it may be 'sly •
in the had, sr the ace may be • awe ag-
gravated p4..w et e.earrh, that 4.•t balled
other evimsibe, but ibis Msepla sad Om
wt remedy will give relied is 10 .is.t..,
and entirely rename the &LMeslt
ham
beetle sad Blower sae* by S. le. DsthaeW
beetle
Ohara et, Tamale. an ram* a 10e is sa-
vor ace amen.
Saki by .1. K. Davis.
a ee*Neg. M Segs.
Shard W. ask, saber of the laden'
Nom. J..rsal, rim t4.. bellowing. sinew
Mier renamer ter salver liavlies 1.03.4
anon[
"AosM. 't4.' y whish W Ow M .sie
.p gay ' nave* r hew*
1 mew ...2.,=11
liquor
5..44..
smfteeegoi
a 1M abl03 sides .rML w4.1mhM4.m.
sea
Ida m7 privates w alum le amiss, and I
so mamma as all to as animal, it menet
be eek row Loma *taped. Wo knew • e•d
e legy ef • sissy that bad eereptelms . w
but was Ott oeset•etly Mose It. eye
hest where tt could aft look wt el t4.
w •tdotr, •ad se emu•e.ost ul any Sort w 1
pre..Jrd far It. Tu. peat I•ttie sake died
of sou.Iag w t4.ri world but ..d tan sen-
Memi..r.
A yet .add« .tory m. told of • ok,IJ. A
w.•ia.o who was not her tion►.r .imply fed
.I flushed • bole girl. Day .Iter my .1.e
Is the uhild crawl soared the room when
on. took a wes4.eg fes a bvnag hot only
dt•I she • pet h.r, bat .ho sovvr eve.1
*putt. to Mr' Soces mod ,eople •suo.d
that the little girl .h... ad aro inteiligenos
sod ootid trot talk. 1t woe bias.. e4. Md
set er hem) aught • stegle ward The little '
girl is now bright gad happy with ktod
fr:e.. d..
CRISP AND CASUAL.
t'oveotry, Fog., w 89 hieyolo worke,sty
er.l ..1 which turn oft between 400 .ad 4.00
wh-ale per week.
Japan has $75,000,000 to ter credit in the
Kook of F-..g1.uJ and =10,(X0,000 in the
Bask of Germ..y.
A Japmees Arm are to run • lime of big
steemen &otoes the Pectic. It is said the
fore will be lees them 415.
The Brit ash government spend $5 to e7e1
41 ship for ship tha•sy other power speeds
-this being devoted to practice, .mmaai-
two, etc.
One dollar oounterfeit Donators of ('m -
.d• bilk whish h.d base raised by chemical
promos to the apparent value of zl10, are is
ciroulatto0.
Ayer's Palk promote the natural motion
of the bowls, without which there ma be
n o reeler, healthy operr•1ons. For the
cure of bihousoess, iadegesttoo sick head -
•el a, cos.bpetiun, jaundice, and liver ow -
Pliant, these pills hove no equal. Every
doss effective. •
People wbo allow their bees to over -ran
their neighbor's garden ought to have more
. tone. We reassumed notifying the owoer
to shot them op, and If they select dots
so, then kill every bi found oo you pren'
isms, leaving them where killed. The law
will Justify your deposing of them in that
way.
Lord H•ddo, eldest mos of the Isar( of
Aberdeen, and D.T.is McKenzie will sbort•
'y leave for Britain os as extended bioyol,
They will nde from Liverpool to
London on their bikes, as well as is other
parts of Br n. Their ' "rogram also eat -
Ivaco. • wheeling tour through Normandy.
Fre ice.
A good farmer likes to
even if be gee • beets i. do
Some farmers .re very
they may have ay queen
When heifer . man •tar
he shouldn't let ..ytbi.,
attempt to bull the arks
turnip the soil,
1i; .n.
aro w, •Ithoueh
..•f hors.
r. eros suck
camas Lim us Lilo
•
makes clothes
sweet, clean,
white, with
the (east
labor.
Its
remark-
able lasting
and cleansing
properties snake
SURPRISE most
economical and
PLANING MILL.
EUTAIKISMED It11.
Buckaiiaiis & Rliyus
saanvsaar .nano
SASH, DOOR and BLIND
Dewier" la MI Made et
LUMBER, LATH, SHINGLES',
Aad builder's msaeial st every demonetise
School Furniture a Specialty.
IF YOU wixT
A SPF .NG SUIT
w ace cf FiIbt-cIp.rs Y' e
C _od k'itt..'o1 and
Latent Style?,
ALL UPON -
HUGH DUNLOP.
The WeeM.L t7esh/e
Next to Sant at ■fie ani
WE MAKE_
Sewer and
Culvert Pipes
AUMaga from at meiK1a. AW
ftuert�mse.
WRITE FOR PRIOE$.
THE ONTARIO SEWER PIPE CQ,
ooi ADILAIDR 1T. t..
smarmy AT Hinson TORONTO.
TALK TO YOUR PETS.
Thar Will Help to sash. Them Friendly
and r seeltegrat.
Th. most Mei it laudssm, we can do
.m7 •Diesel that lives with us or thee works
for us is to alk to his, It is •11 very well
togive oar pets proper food and care, but
it is Dot enough. If " seam doth not live by
bread only," the Wine/ friends of mss also
have higher renoiremeew. They Deed tom.
pa.tessbtp : they moon oenveew•tfoa. A
was of horses that work regularly together
have their way of talking to each other. A
oat sad leer kittens, • pair of prairie dog•,
or my other bow pots which .re fortunate
is the compa•ies hip of their kited do .art
really seed our i.tim•cy ; but they will
mover Iwo to leve us until we take 1be
iroubk to be agreeable to those, and they
well sever be halt se Item111ges1 is seder-
03•.dies what we maim than te d. If we
emit to myclearly w4.* we west, end if
we are wwlisg to bear oar part in • fri.sd-
ly ewve oil's.
Yoe Wk s. your pet•, of ewes., hers
sed girls ; we have set wppse•d thee yea
do mot. Wes then over a bey what wouldn't
alk M his deg ! The deg •Dmwmn 7m.
He woes his tail, loan up 4.4.700.'•f se,
11ske your beads, leeks •bas/es. sad
when, is hie .piaiea,the .Dvw.•tlen grows
tee exettiat e M carried em la an ordinary
wanner be barks ft lead se ha ass to glare
feller erpresdes to bis feel sgs.
Mew, • hey .ay have • dog fee a pM,
ad some ether tm eebe. a the family may
have a gunnery. The hay .widen his dog
the 40.03, Motional tallow is tae world. A
amara he think. I. • stupid limb slims that
41Mem far Nobody .0d le madly hlgh*s..d.
Lea him w .p gen*ly M the ess•ry mod
talk le it kr • ws03..t The kala bird u JI
mak Ile head dem en .se Oda, thenen the
.Mas. and will .harp • £.M1 awrawr,
meday vary pssh.h47 hi • beget a
Atte • while N 1111 brew 11M
STs odes, mad wad whew the pare&to IMT
winnow be enters the nam. Hs mise eosin
teal' tic Bim .r.a1.s 10 eon. me W
mak and to tabs 1r~ hammy mad sr •
ablesrl ef bad w hit 1t ams pays
THE BICYLES
Season of 1896.
ARE YOU IN IT?
If you are nes, you ought to be, for the
corning sesame Is ming to be a greater snow
for warding la Gederib than any Sits pre
, ra
A RIDING ACADEMY
for the trwlnton of Wheelmem and Wheel
women hes been set.bli.hed 1m 6Neriob. mad
tic soeeom that amended it loge year warrants
a la so .time s the wart. P.rhet eatl.lhe-
them. Terms ler •-able.
/elf A rug 11•e of arotcl•as Bicycles taw
h Ir.
New 1s the time to got your wheel* mads
ready for tho easeea. Everything la the royals
line kept on mod. and nose bot r' 1 1 sada
employed.
JOHN YULE,
tilt Bicycle Livery, Zings.,
IIELtO!
The Old Mile
Sly hi Decd.
THE BEST AND OUT
SCRANTON
COAL
the (b.•saa1 Oast emir nil la tiW merles&
All Ofd weighed as the Madge' Mlaa,
M Mine sure 1555 gat vA11
..1g4.*t
Orders loft at HARPR1t Jr IBMS
promptly .omnia' as.
WEL LM
Gv R4.
CONSTIPATION.
'G"BILIOUSNESS,
�� DYSPEPSIA,'
SICK HEADACHE.
REsuLATE THE uv
ONE PILL A''TER EATING
INSURE! 5000 DIGESTION.
PRICE 25 CTS.Twt t $IDS MED to
WONDERFUL DISCOYERI.
Excelsior
Egg
WILL Atte
10es rete►
rot 12
MONTHS.
IT IS NO PICKLE.
You simply treat the Eggs whit
PRESERVER, and lay them av ay
hi a basket or box...«..........
.AY DOWN A SUPPLY WHEN "HEY ARE
CHEAP.
Call for book giving fall information, free
. einem..
FOR HALE BY ALL' DRpGOISTH.
Patro n_ ise
True
Competition.
BOOTS Alle SHOES
We have now in stock a finer variety of
Lady's Buttoned Boots
and Oxford Ties
both in Black and Tan
than ha4 ever before been placed upon the shelves in Godeneh.
In Men's, Boys' and Youths'
we have all styles, qualities and prices,
both in Black and Tf•n.
WE ARE SOLE AGENTS FOR THE SLATER SHOE.
WM. SHARMAN Jr.
LoD's SYSTEM RENOVATOR
PURIFIES and STRENOTHEN$
TME BLOOD, Regulates the Action of the Lhrsr and Kidneys, gar
will be found Indispensable In uses of Female Irrsguladllrss
gad Urinary Diseases. es I•ar secs t e w snag dial to
leas Loewe LABORATORY. eu.,._ e WON
Summer Millinery. .
6i -:3u1
The undersig.led ha% .ng received a Targe importa-
tion of Spring and Early Summer Millinery, i'. pre, 1
to supply the sweetest of
Bc r,r 'fs, Bats and Trimntin/s.
The goods are Fashionable, of Superior M eke, and aro in
Color, Design and Texture unexcelled.
MISS CAMERON,
HALIL1OIC STEN K
The Kroll Double Adion
WASHER
stow you how it works.
TAKES THE LEAD over all
ether Wombats. It oomp tsd
with overS00 washing mashinge
of all kinds at Cbio.Ro in 1893 and mi-
ned off the First Premium •d (cold
Medal. It is easy and quite. No
wash. beard reg need.
- GIVE IT A TRIAL -
Sand me )'oar address and the seams
Mon you live on. end I will .ems and
It will ma yes s.tbiaR. H. HALL
tf Hex 130.
AT MUNRO'S
1896... For SPRING and SUMMER ... ILA
4 Lure Assortment of
Parasols
Umbrellas
rornel .Rape. and .fyli.A handle..
Gloves
Fine Hosiery
a. 1414401. 1 specialty.
5 per oent.
Oar Soo Cent prtmwaesd the Batt be
wadies at the prim.
Double warp Meek Lumens, hard -loath
Meek and splayed a.rraa.
A tau rasg. of Sateen Draperies, Art
Ilealiaa, whits and adored Camps' (Swim
and Netlbdam makes. )
Vala.-iesese Lama and
Swim and Jar-'-- Ike= with hi -
sortie= lig smash.
Ladies' and .hildr..'. Somme Usdar-
eletN.g bettor and cheaper thee rover.
off for Cash, or 30 days.
A. MUNRO, Draper.
Have You Called
- AT ren -
NEW SHOE STORE
Next deer be Mimes Vaasa' Mtllisor7 Stars
Yet ?
MY STOCK
is ALL New, Seasonable, and tip -to -
date in 'wiry respect, and will 4.t sold
at the lowest price. fiat
SPOT CASH
oats proems First -Class Boob and
Shwa tor.
REPAIRINGprises. ptly attended
to at re.goaable
gar You Ana Ilrvrrsn to 11.11 and
.zamin. my .tock.
J. McIEAUGHTOI,
Oath ..d Ori Prix. R►.. Were.
THB STIFF OF LIFE.
Adenoma= and wWt.11aa h bpd Po
timesirrearham
et Ws sumel la the bbassos in seam
AGM te ` d save sae hMeMoe the
people-
uaestissabiy artistestartistesst tee/
Ptf Ity.5Mmade
dte'a aM W Odom .t lam.
e, ,. .the ~M. Redd el 4Ms.tl.n. �y
'rep sed Mat Yeast le prweMd 4.4
Mtn metre* In linga•sd to be the
eessst.ls .am feats, 5.d le mind 1M moo
batters In
IN MY BAKERY
Tw .tea gal tar am east s. acerb Ahmad steads
cm's, mow Toms bent the + mos w. M three_ great
MT ADS HOM,���s
MALT AND HOP 'BAST AND N0. 1
MANITOBA PAI=NT MAMA -
It
H sol /apt itr �.dla 1M a 110r
Y
a0d eu1e� the
D. a