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THE SIG!?AL : GODBaRICH, ONT.. THURSDAY. JUNE 11. 186
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Results Astonish
MEN OF SCIENCE.
AYL3R'S_ PaSanarill;
A MEDICINE
WITHOUT AN EQUAL.
Statement of a Well Known Doctor
"Ayer's Sarsaparilla Is without an equal
as a blood -purifier and Spring m. dlclne. and
cannot have pralseeoough. I have watched
Its elects In chronic cases. where other
treatment .as of no avail, and have teen
astonished at the results. No other blood
Mat 1 have ever used, and I ham
all, Is ao thorough In Its action.
and a/ecu so many permanent cures as
Ayer'. Sarsaparilla.' -Dr. H. F. Mgssat,
Aeguste. Me.
Ayer's Sarsaparilla
Admitted at the world's Fab.
$par'. Pula for lister weal daess.lw'
'TWAS I.
"1 made the area D %self, shoe weight
Was later leld vn •w•
The thought li 4.rirrt as 1 toil
l'p Ida'. st,.p. (.I•ay.
"To think n tat of It 1.ead1 drove the
Dade'
I serf • merry rang.
And 'hose Mt heaters. *owl 1 bad
Te butdd it Tres iaJ.tread',{.
"lt 1 had cuss" e'l -.,f f bed dreamed
Ile weight Ilia uteaat for nae.
1 should have swim a 'miter eu,.••
1e beat up Calvary '
NEWSPAPER STORM.
The A'animose f rareller.
Prtmcip.l (tocowlrerm.l returning from
his teasels -How• o.n.1 you to charge such
low prsce. tb Scbn.idt, eel 0 M wall koowo
to M • shaky coatroom m '.
('omn.eveiel -I thr:ught to myee f, if the
mw h•puene to fall we won't 101E se much
by bum.
Camel .l tbreslr eaten*.
A Re nark+h+.• Cure -.1. W, .Lanni
son6: ford- Spent between 8200 and
F11;11,• c•.tu.itu..r 1.1,,ct•.re; rued 1111ot,
sad ell 'other treatment$ but gut ae. lents-
fit. One Max of Cheer's Catarrh Cure
did me more good than ell d Hier remedies
is fact 1 consider myself curd, and with
a 25 cent heir at that.
\•t Allowed.
Coach .t0 eollvRI •thelete)-You• mut
ole. Seem to he ti shhc an•) y our system needs
toning up Are you dnnktn* anything
Athlete Nut • drop
('ooh -Then you moat
mush.
Athlete -No ; don't smoke at .11.
Coach -Study Ing '
Athlete- Er -yes -• little.
.'each , Ind.,tD•Otly a 1 50'01 got to stop
that I/o you want to (aha the game"
be smoking loo
It C. D. E. 11. A.
A represents • ticket otfi e.
KB represents line of people waiting to
purchase tickets.
C represents the point at which Jones
stood a 9 .444
1) represents the point at which Jones
stood at 10 A M.
E. represents the point at which Jones
stood at 11 A .t •
Query What will .lopes toy when he
reaches A and Ends he has been travelling
es the wr• a t line'
Hard ea ale Jews.
A ahar•cteriet►c .wry bale frees the wilds
of Parthe&ue.
Lest euesmer 'u Juba Idtlnais, rusttm.tang
ae Newall House, decided to de MIN
mketobins about the bac of Malaise. Hill,
ar 1 + local joiner was ..amesieeioned to pro-
w., .1 u, the scot with • martle.d of • • ed
as 1 .reset • tent' ovary shelter foe the o s-
esuu
Tb. prooeeding wit the whole rustic
ohs:hire egos, eel 00 hi• tatutu she p.toer-
• be.tter•ot fest •urth seas *overly ques-
ts.. Jed oomereseg toe .Heid of the glo.p.Ot-
tv• i• 00.1:0
W Adel. • Mani* 4.1.o*. ea I Uenred one;
"et wilt t mak' • truants awes '•'
• .. n Deur " •oh0..1 tam• j•rtay,. vett tett.
u 1: • .J r.11 of vely. '• The n....'s
(Iun- Theses j .t tea or three t, some
bushes an' • ek • unt o Mt k her. en' • were ;
•• d n•ethlIv 51ucul l •w ecru for the hill
o' Ktnfama
I.dMperrkle.
Wiest ie known In E•e's'd M "swoniug
dress " for men ',toys quite • differsnt part
on the Comment, when the "swallow-
t..l boat sed white cravat are retarded
as re.tuuttes for "full dram' ors any oere-
m moue occasion, whether durum the day
or .veotng.
When the celebrated pianist, Hans vac
liulow, came to this town for the first um.
no . oorosrt tour be watt mush eurprued to
''red that the custom of the country made
his dress suit inappropriate at afternoon
concerts, when he was expected to appear
in • frock boat with light trousers.
Soon atter his return a young putout ball-
ed on him to ..t hie advise and opiatoo in
o imprehewive pianoforte method wblob be
had just published under the title ot •'1'I.
d•.pens+ble du 1':.nietc."
"Ah' my dear ylung friend." Dried the
great musician with • whimsw•l smile,
"you are behind the times. You ought to
travel and enlarge your mind : them you
will httd out that the p160ie1'1 only Indis-
pensable u a pair of light trousers
Se here Rep.etes
Toe other day a boy in • Yorkshire Board
school grieviouslc transgressed the rule',
and was talo to smart for his mtedemear or
When the scholars were being di•missed,
bM.dh amid mfrs. mid ea the .meats' of
w goes ate he W te .stag fee emmmWi s'
er War. Whom she hwab it w bits, he
gall es bar, jest W wy i oepliwt, ye
kse, Yoe ass a very sed 1e.kie' nisi, de
Ton =sew, Flora r Of =eras the lassie was
pleased, but oho wee • tandem. Iswairk tea,
sad she mud, ' Oh. see, err ; net I hat
thews .ay say kaon' was bobolink' • Yeer
what •" said b.. ' My bison', err ' • Ge
awn., yes bold hussy ! Off with you at
sew, et 1'11 nus foe year mister, you
biome baggage r Aad to this day the pair
law dose= kers what es mirth 11 was that
oh'sged the sold mem late • es.dsnss, for
whim harm bed .he dela a tvlho' him that
her Doris was better loektatl tees henel' Y'
Loud= Toisgr.p►
THREE GREAT REMEDIES.
sere npeelar. toe .ltdaey, ■he.taatue and
ntesaarh
These remedies are tot • caro -.11 for all
the ill. that flesh is heir to- Th. great
S. -a! h American remedies each have thele
part.oulor parpoae. South Amerio.a kid-
ney .are does not cure rheumatism, see it
it • spet;Jit for indigestion, hat no remedy.
pill. or powder. will give relief in the mast
&streming mann of kids ey trouble as will
South Americas Kids= Cure, Nr. D. J.
Looks, ot Sherbrooke, Que., grieved for
three years of kid..y trouble, .xpe.dimg in
that tine 1100 is doctors' modicums. He
got me relief .atil be teed South Americus
kidney (tits, ..d four bottles he says, ef-
fected • permanent cure.
Wb.. • remedy is seeded for rbeees•-
ti.m, it in very mote needed --lied quickly.
William Pegg, of Ironwood, (Jet., wee
.early doubled up with rbeum.tNm sod
suffered fnte.sely. This was an 1893. He
took three bottles of South Americas Rheu-
matic Cure, and now says ; ••I have bad
n either aches nor pains from rheumatism
since that time.'
When disease a1.ote the digestive ar-
✓ ens and ettailleal debility takes bold of tete
system, lhsesesIMMIbe removed maims She
mediate. takes tide at the root of the
trouble. South AlsMless lervine owes ate
success to the feat that it works directly on
the .erve oe.tree, and removing the trouble
there it ride the system of disease. Banker
John Boyer, of Kincardine, who suffered
from indigestion for years. was permanently
cured by the u.. of South America= Ner
vine. He nays :—" I have no heeitstioo in
the wboolmutrees In charge directed the proolalmlaq the yirtus. of this greet me-
ld to tell hie mother as won as he Rot I medy.' Sold by ,1. & Dario.
Irene what fault he hid been guilty of, and
what ohastisemett he had received.
AbNt g Faith.
ile following morning the teacher called
the erring George to her desk, and the fol-
lowisg dsloeue ensued -
"11 e11, old s.,u inform your mother what
tneach of di.cipltne ynu were Realty of vas
terday, and bow 1 was obliged to correct
and puoieh t•ou for your bid conduct.
"l aim,- was the brief and unconcerned
reply.
"That's right: and what did your mother
say when you told her'''
"She said she'd half • mind to come and
Mx your ears for you.'
It may safely be surmised that no more
discipline reports were torwarded to this
combative parent.
COMMENDABLE PROMPTITUDE.
AN 1 ne.vlaMS-•epieee.
Two little boys were invited out to tea at
the house ot • thi•d little boy'• and their
mother told them that if they had bakes for
tea, only to take one each.
At the tea -table a plate of very tiny
sakes was passed round. Freddy -the elder,
looked •t the dimieutire 'baby' cakes •
moonset. anti then took tee, saving as he
did so, to hie little brother •
"Yon may take two, Rahe I'm auto
m•mm• did not think they would be eo
very small
• eellde.l .1 at Jebel. \.m.. wake. • Msr-
rea.ial 1,1.1 .f Medd + alder) rills.
ST. JoH\, N.11., June is -Mr. Robert
Moore, residing to Indt•ntown, • suburb of
tin city, 5•i recently made what is allowed
by all who ate acquainted lith the facts to
be • molt remarkable recovery. He has
been a sufferer JJ0m • serious complaint of
the kidneys for over seven years, and during
that time had suffered 'excruciatingly. He
had also suffered considerab:y in pocket,
having paid large sums for medical advice.
Quite recently he happened
mens ours. effected by llodd'e Kidney
Pills, and with commendable promptitude
mode • trial of them, with the result that
after taking three boxes of the remedy he
was entirely- restored to health.
What .' T.eaabt.
A country parish cherish, which sere e0•
tire;y unadorned, and glazed with plate
flaw in every yriodnw, was • constant eye -
etre to • neighboring squire. At last M
consulted the rector as to what oould be
done, and arranged to place • splendid
memorial stained-glass window in the
chore. I
When all needful preparations had been
. ompleted and the glaziers were busy .t
work tweeting the window, the old pariah.
clerk, who was • confirmed grumbler, was
observed standing by and looking •t the
operations with • very dtssattetied expres-
elo0 0* his lace.
The olerrymar, noticing the old fellows
die000teited look, came up to him and
mud -
"Now, William. what do you really think
.boot this fine new window the squire has
given us'
"Well,- was the reply, accompanied by •
dehicue shake of the head, "some folks will
no doubt call tt • very pretty think. but in
my opinion they might have been oeatested
with the glean as the Almighty made it.
DR- AGNEW'S TRWMPHB IN MEDI-
CINE.
seam somas. lolled- liver fifty •ember.
.1 the ales+e at f'.sssaea. Telt et the
Virtue. et IN. Aga.wr• t'atar►bal Pew
der.
• Waking Nim Kneels.
A certain firmer. who was ht• go means
noted for hes resemblance to Apollo, had •
.ea of .Ii Of seven who had mote wit than
parental ?.verso.'..
Oise day • stranger name t. the farm •n.1
seeing the lad, asked
" Sonny, where is your tether "
•' la the pig pen,- was the reply.
In the pig pen' Thank. "
Aad as the man moved to the direction in
dented, the tiny .heated -
o 1 gey ' You'll bane him'nose hes got
ter bat on '
55.sld Rave Taw Sim
An .s army sergees, d4ousetne remit
eetesti6o disorveries the ether day. said the
Rents= ray amid (the lee•ttne of bullets
11re0gbt to mind an old story about • toner.
al o6leer, who harts. bees weaseled to the
lower part ret M. legs, the srssees mads
army deep irctnnn.
At 1•se,rrnwtng tired and were with pain
be asked it the, were nearly through dream
mg ha
"I nes look ma 1,n the Irll,• geld the op-
•• roared
. aide t you say .w before''
sear "i hors UN belles ie my
A gentleman in Yorkshire recently par.
chased • good-looking hone from a de•le.'-
The animal was described as free from vice,
and the purch.eer was delighted with his
bargain.
"Take great care of him,- be said to his
groom. "Von 11 sot have much trouble
with him. He's as quiet as a lama."
Now Jim had an abiding faith in the
word of his mentor. If the gentleman bad
said that the animal was • donkey Jim
would have deemed it hie duty to "believe
it.
From the manner in which the new horse
occasional]V lowered fts ears and ser0oasly-
switched iia tail, • groom with more sense
and Ins taith team Jim would have doubted
and displayed a certain amount 01 MO.
two.
"Master say he's quiet," Jim would reply
to r'my expression of doubt on the subject,
"an' that settles it. -
One morning the brute soddenly laahad
out, and the owner emerged from the hones
just in time to see the faithful serve.t
sprawling oa 11141 ground outside the stable -
door.
••What on earth's the matter''' be asked
is alarm, as he resisted Jim to his feet.
"Nothin- much, sir," faintly replied the
injured one. "Bit o' playfulness os. the
'Des's part. air. 11 anybody but you '•d sed
he wor quiet, I should 'ave bin &moat ready
to doubt it, air."
BEST FOR5
LIRJ � • ESQ
5OAP�EYAY�
PLAITING MILL.
BllcIiallaDs9hluas
rlt. l' it•OTomog
SASH, DOOR and BLIND
Dealers la all Wads et
LUMBER, LATH, SHINGLES
And Dander's material se every desortptlo.
School Fi niture a Specialty.
IF YOU WAIT
e
of of iron over an aliened deal between
s Liberals and Peeress a boat the
movement, but it hes mot itag to say
t the deal between the me.opelisa and
biaansse, on the ase hand. a.d the
that be at Ottawa, ea the other, a
the peep1.• the meoopolisa pati[ .p
�paip funds for the Gevermme.t, who
returs me that the mo.opoliste are al -
wad to Marge extra prima for their
eds. The victims of this deal will retake
dead if a amiss of .11 the msmmies of oor-
ption •sd extravagance be brought about.
The name of i)r Agnew is one that de-
serves to rank with Jenner. Pasteur and
Rust/ten in the good done humanity.
Dreaded se it is by everyone heart diems
has no terrors when Dr. Agnew • Cure has
become knows. Mrs. Roadhouse, of
W illscrett, Ont., has said "('old sweat
would stand out in wrest beads upoo toy
fuse 5o imam..* were the attacks of heart
diseam. 1 tried many remedies bat my
life seemed fatal until ►h Agnew's cure for
Assert become known to ate wad today 1
know nothing of the termite of th:. tr:wble.
It relieves instantly, and saves many lives
duly.
It has been said that everyone In Cased.
Suffers. to some extent, trees catarrh.
Whether the trouble is in the air, or where,
it is • satisfaction to know that i. i)0.
Ammo's t'etwrrhrl I'owder ie the m.diai.e
that gives relict in bis mantes, wad has
oared .ane of the worse mese, where deaf-
ness sad other troubles here followed the
diens... (Met E ('.any, Michael Adams,
Donald W. Davis. A. Fairbatre, C. G. Fer-
gana, W, H. Bonnett, .sad ell told seen
fifty members of the Home 51 1'omeeess
have bora* tertimoey to the etieetUVnsos of
this r.esody.
Aek vnpe .irwggist for Aga.w's remedies,
cud see that you get them anA no worthiest*
imitations. Void by J. K. Davis.
A ISM d • Mona limb.
A Clyde skipper Mie fib 4.11.01.E story •
" Two peas knish measles, free the west
O' Sky*, were ei se into marl= a w& iia at
(i•irleek. Pooh n' them wee geed loeki.«
MsMss,bat s.m et the jest eneesally hem&
same Well. tbw* happened be mons be
the W e Keel& tasrba a saaMe enmesh
able mW gentlremais, and It was nes a' Mae
Ctrs IsrMr--mid se' the brawn* eMhr-
MIN bad b wanes bins. hue les was a
—When the Canadian farmer buys
agricultural isaptemsmt sr Miter msa*fao-
red rrtiais the pries he says is aor....d
• the duty ors the raw material fwd in
• ea.darearr. Whoa the manufacturer
tris a similar artiele to • farmer of Argsa-
da tit Australia no Desataios Oevarmsao.t
res Moak w the m.suhohnr 90 per meat,
y the duty ea the taw m wrW, es that he
hay sell the.rlfple that smelt eheaver to
fr Weige farmer. If the (lsadisa farmer
ass Dial dMerfa,iastd against in this
..seer, and w4hes le see hie foremen oo..-
' 8ftor preferred by the Comedian Govern -
tint, all be bre to de is w help elect the
hyaR./wt O.Odideta
—Between 1881 and 1891 the
rplatie. of (bands tamarind by 508,429.
1'e salami Largess, at 2 pr Beat. a year.
•aid have hew 900,000 Tbs .4.al ,a-
rts of the Dominos Oeiesamest now
.t 886,000 Ims 1Sr..a oma W. the
miry duties the years 1881 91. The is-
-
w of our pep.latics. thee.4.re. noun
n base 1.786.000. M • tad.eaa oma-
te, and as the marl Mame* acs only
429 we muse amides alias 1,277,571
Mess kb no .suatry winds the pavan
i n'sd. la view of Wes last., wand It
be a sed ids& for as to hest Imes of the
"Garda fir CLadis.s." sad island
a policy of " (tiadys ice Otmsd& r
—Now that the Canadian live
In trade bas bees dealt . seven non by
Drina e_het141ias regulations, fibs Do-
pes Govn.a.mat M Naiades great mean
a propeeleMa be wend .overal btns1d
Mead dellen a year oaf the people's mer
is establish end wavy es • Weis 1a dead
4dV><1
COAL
a
es en
5
-CAta.
A SPRING SUIT
of First-class Make
Good Material and
Latest Styles,
CPOI1-
HUGH DUNLOP.
The Wonted. (10We
first M sass se Eta.bsai
Aes
Wile wur
DALMo TAR
ksio. Thiry rt
Vid Tat 3, 13asYS SCA.
OD,e0 6 w a) VIVI.
d�a of
Dim was helrbd ebb sores ea heed and him
!tried - Pdrtlbr la • very abort tri
the •01.19 dimppm/ 4.Ole IMsame iootb w
whets, mil r.child p. • ale
AVM MIaha
BOOTS in SHOES
We have now in stock a finer variety of
Lady's Buttoned Boots
and Oxford Ties
both in Black and Tan
than has ever before been placed upon the shelves in (ioderich.
In Men's, Boys' and Youths'
we have all .*tvles..lualitid', and prices,
15th in Black and Tan.
WS ARE SOLE AGENTS FOR THE SLATER SHOE.
WM. SHARMAN Jr.
Ask your Druggist for
A
Wonderful Tonic
100
MOM
babe wsasa w
goo
ot�
Sett* Remedy for
Weak and Impure Blood.
Kidney and Liver Troubles.
1. M. MaaLCOD..o.amleN, o.y.
Summer Millinery.
;URS+
NSTIPATCON,
='�.ILtOUSN SS,
[WS P _PSfA,�
SICK HEADACHE,
'REG ULATE THE UV
I ONE RILL AFTER LATIN•
INSURES SOOD DIGESTION.
PRICE 25 CTS.Tar i ODDS 4.4v ca •,
WONDERFUL DISCOVERY.
ar
Excelsior
Xgg
t'p
Hi
to
of
.N
. reT IS NO PICKLE.
▪ You simply treat the Eggs with
°ar
(PRESERVER, and lay them c, -..ay
balm a basket or box.........«....
Witt *CCP
E nos ruts►
✓ on 12
MONTHS.
BY DOWN A SUPPLY WHEN THEY ANC
CHEAP.
w1I for book giving tall Informatlo*, feel.
?charge.
wa FOR SALK BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
safes
ba▪ s
nes
OM
wit
F0
bbl
7
fret
net
cap
the ( ..pet Oval er.r sold is this markets
An Osal weighed net the Novices &salsa,
e that minis ours Yen ass Year weight.
Orders lift at HARPER i LIZ'S
preaatptly attended to.
Wim. LSA.
.rh
NUonhe
WI
Mlle
True
Competition.
Oama.um Pocono was Oka
hila lass atm a des the
• smrvlee whit file W eeF
r es..ewd ea badmen srbiebb m and Ie
rhe te•••*st of 1m patrese.
edy•=s�ems W'wpws .t sever perms who
dasSea1 w OW
mash tosasstIss am isms
aid S
arsoml 2.141.11d1
O
:st
a.
A M
a=""ok.:inioo Se meta
62-3m
•
The undersigned having received a large importa-
tion of Spring and Early Summer Millinery, is prepared
to supply the sweetest of
Bonnets, Hats and Trimmings.
' e-geeds are-Faahionablay-of-Suporicit iMakt•, and ase- in
Color, Design and Texture unexcelled.
MISS CAMERON,
HAMILTON STBEE
show
The Klio!1 Double AMOR
ASHER
rTrAKE8 THE LEAD over all
1 other Washers. It ea.psted
with over800 washing s5451511111—
of .11 kind. at Chicago a 1895 and car-
ried off the First Premium •ad (.old
Medal. it is easy and quick. No
wish -board required.
- GIVE IT A TRIAL -
Send me your address sod the ewes
slob you live os• sad I will Dome lest
you how it works. It will Dost you nothing.
tf Rex 130.
AT MUNRO'S
1896 .. For SPRANG and SUMMER ... 1896
A Lan,. .isrerlw•eat of
Pa,ra..►ols
Umbrellas
oorred Anima and sfyli.A ha mile&
Mar, :J
Fine Hosiery
as ,.sisal. i per
Our 50o Const pronounced the beet is
meths* at the price.
I)..uble warp black Lustros, hard-6si.b
Neck rad colored Serres.
A fall range ot S•teoo I)reprise. Art
Yrelies, white asd colored ( 'oinepot (`Iwiss
aid Nottingham makes. )
Valenciennes Lases and M.dgi.rs.
swum and Ja000.ot Embroideries with in-
sertions to match.
Ladies and obildrea's Sommer IJuder-
clothing letter and cheaper than ever.
5 per cont. 'off for Cash, or 30 .lays.
A. MUNRO, Draper.
Have You Called
- AT THE ---
NEW SHOE STORE
Next deer w MMB Tates' MWissry Stere
Yet ?
MY STOCK
u ALL New, Seasonable, and no -to -
date in every rospect, and will be sold
at the lowest prices that
SPOT CASH -
oss procure First -Clams hoots and
Shoes for.
REPAIRING promptly attnneled
to at raamonab4e prior's.
ffarYoo Ass I1,vrr*n to call and
enamina my stork.
J. McNAUGHTON,
Cash and One Prise Shoe Morn
THS STIFF OF LIFE.
se
Ad mailwort etstdss aarablde ••
It► feed IPH
od0a�t�1,1�,pakses of La MOO•lbel
ef�g�ee�M��p��
....a.•balla Mali weal sad save the lives or the
Ore tb sleet tmp�a.t 614614161.1 lit
food
1. RK&AD.
ssa� Heed it mart Ii. md•
mar. aha • l timrof t» ga.•
It
till.
or weeds. worth 1 .Dtless e
Hep aha Ilfalt Teas.it Il.om.esd b tM
bum atntyea a Hushed to be the W .ed
tmaitalie std yeast. sod is used b the ter
eskers a the masers.
IN MY BAKERY
Tea ma get far me nest as mash Bred mak
from Rep Tenn e. res em far hese..•rmse1ews
Bata the s•esad ramie wbbh are .ot
wed imam .1 M mild*iweat s&v 're=
MY BRBAD I9 MAIM FROM TOB PURE
MALT AND HOP Y1tAIltT AND NO. 1
MANITOBA PAINT FLOUR
N sad prY.* 1. RAtliIs w. O
mss ��rNdaa.d�r ijni
� w
srtNm<<1aM M be snhk^ttbeM
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