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TEM SIGNAL: GODIRIOH 014T., THURSDAY. MARCH Ie, lft$.
ban, er whenever game he•pesed be be w-
Cge.minr their Westin.. Nast • &Westin
poem win eemmesl7 oesweeed N rte sews
et 'Ilene" woe ears to drop h. pia, •ed
Mort ler the wend -box.
Use member of this family, who rePti sd
to thm magmboates .t "Two" lived 10 •Mab
..aslder.bie drtteeuae, sed to rued •t
seamy of hie •uhavereete and emitettes J
pre.srvd in the tows *ninety. lienother
with • short sanest of the veri.m mama is
oddities, •ubtrwtioa mel esti
dessico whorls be Wine de from lis
materiel afforded by hie obddree. sad i•
whioh the %outbfal "Twoplayed ea 11111.
portant parr
Ma,.m f•mwte's Man.
When Hir..n Maxis". the caret investor,
woe • boy he lived at S••emrville. Me.
Hiram .sod to work .t earner, p• etiee in
Abbot and we hired, by D. I) Flint. He
we u vat with • braeb. U5* day •
moo called to see Mint while the latter was
eat.
•'Thor.'. been • nun to see yoc,"'idd
yousr Maxim.
••11• hat • her .am•
"l dirt know, Int that • hew he look
ed, ' and to boy pouted to • board ow
which he had roughly dubbed • fem. '•l
forgot to ask his sante," mud the be/4'1w 1
drew that
Flint know hie Dame.
Hair •
VIGOR
fgast«.a annual
Dolor to the Soli.
.ad alas pvovsate
It tants• mot lien.
g W. raawt.lt, of
Darby, N. •.. *eye:
" A little more
than two years ago
my hair
began
VI turn
gra
and fall
out. Af-
ter the
use of
or.. bottle of Ayer's Hair Vigor my
hair was restored to its original
eo'''r :Ind ceased falling out. An
Or, a al application has since kept
the !alar in good condition." -Mrs.
A. r. Yzlswlt'a, Wgby. N. b.
0TS h
of Hair.
Fight ''ea b ago, 1 had the variii.
lo.11, and lost my hair. whirl' previ.
ontly nes quite abundant. 1 tried
a %rorty of preparations, but with-
out beneficial result. till I began to
fear 1 should be permanently bald.
Ai.,,ut six months ago, my husband
brought home a bottle of Ayer'a
Hair'tgor, and I began at once to
Ilse it. In a short time. new hair
began to aPlear. and there is now
every prospect of as thick a growth
Of hair as before my illnra.," -
Mr.. A. WFr•rtt, 1'olymuia St.. New
Orleans, 1.11.
AYER'S HAIR VIGOR
raarwario rev
M.J.C. as dl a., MILL, NUS.. U .S. A.
Aver's Pills sure Birk Headache.
THE CONTRAHY BOY
I stw the gowr.et sort of • bot the world
hos miter wet.
la tact. I to. 1 •urn "on '...fore my like hes
et sr beer ,
Ilec.u.e, from e.tly dawning to the setting
ot'h.-.u.
1 •la masa won. t.• do thing. that really cow t
be done
For lactase*, obeli the .ummer comes, I
alt down let the gate
Aad .dm.»t rear nay heir with rose bee.uee
1 cannot skate.
!t.iuutth 11rr heated Au,Iwt nights 1
"tom he to bad
moan st.0 groan be: nese 1 can t go
tooting nn my old.
Theo when the fnrid R'uttr'e here, and
things brg., to freer.,
1 Leel as thou1h 1•.1 like to climb .•p in the
And piaci the blossoms from the twigs
but blosron.e Done are there
When the W,.•.er winds are blowing and
the apple timing an bare.
At breakfast time I sit an down. sod often
deeply sigh
Keususe there. tout and back wheat oaks*
ta.terd . ! pumpkin pie ;
Yet, when at a!nn.r two we've pis, ray
tears cone doom Ink• Ikea
bf.o•use toy rh.t tin. 1've • taste for Last
ar4 f••.,:k-heat tykes
And I would say to other boys who Ihiek
it. fun to ha
• ootr.nwi.. that they would bet take
warring Dow fru. me,
1ler awor 1 find the habit leave m• always
doll mod •e',
And mirk.• of n.e • very drew, ill matured
sort of lad,
And
Aad
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NEWSPAI'K[t STORIES.
moats .1 as.m 1a tat*
la the Gorman array the Fatherland kind
ly pr• vides veru rootuy boots for its war
non. There is, however, • sorban moos
v.nttmce attending 'he diepreportios be-
tween the sores of boot..nd feet. 1'1 very
. ott, mammas ground the toots are left
•tickiog, ank t".. man goon os., Dating an
•ffecotoo•t•e farewell chitin behind bum
Halt b e cannot.
Whoa the. Eighteenth Arm% Corps, • new
ears ago. 4.nIed 0.•tor.' the Emperor •t
years
•oro-. • moods held whorls rats
bad rendereA very smoky and muddy, the
boots of the is' oatry were pullet off by the
handled. so that a fatigue part% hod to be
told off, amid groat laughter, to gather up
11. loot property 1•. m,l.t•ry history the
e•esstos M *loll ksowa .- tile 'soot pared..
Ttlmps.d 14, MN gap..
1 o.,.v telkel *nth . m.a who had .crud
• Worm ;a pn•rn for embattlement He
said that the lino, Mop in los do*ofsll wee
abs stamp Aware.. Th. choke in that store,
e s In many ....Isnot themselves to stamps
hoot thus drawer for shiny pprtoms• lamps.
mina the hrm'..tatl..eery .1-'.. What m,.r.
seatar•I M.,. 'hot hey abuts' 1 took. • few
mor'. .tamp, ,1 *hey e... or4us inn/ p•me
Wile by coal ' Haying mrd. the :yet,
and swot no :.nal 1. therefrom, hoer easy
it was to tars • 1.rger amount *baro • m oro
sxpeast5e art .cle *as .• ad The step
from tor• dnUsr'• worth "t stamps to the 4..1
lar itself ores no' • were 1•,..g one •e,1 t •n
N larger anwrowes, 1 I..*e,l s 1-ogth by
tiis•ovory and prison 1 Tbs. an . he scan's
et547, and .1 set one to thi.k,eg -Hard
w•tte.
psuU► araasm.ik
The stream. n+nor ho..tnwel ops. b.lp.
Item ohlldree t•v thirst. p.rvnta hove forme,
the submit of wormy tmumeig morose. 1n •
(%oeeeetlear town. rows years aro, there
lived • pa*oI••r ample who s.I.ot.d t4..
scan. N the. r 01.•I.1r..o spina.ace•lr with •
How to ,-rle08' n1181 envenom. T...r• oar.
Norte*, .,«nidus t5 tb. foody, .red they
Woo* roamed ere .rime le 1 hw •••,.sans es
r'eg.ler order, mormo.1 E wtrh 'ol eo.
The fat her . a- Wally 1•.....e as • meth
. Mesa, and .!Goias ..e ebdArew. .w.11
years they hw.i . daily tattles whoa% ft,.
ed eitroorAi..ry ... heir pl.ya..e, win
vamp, tr.Ysle 1 * • 1 .s•ry4.y swoon.
...rime an't y.ir �•...1 ,.. M. weed bey
g ad RM taws er...1.er troy.. k•roAli000 Ih.
011•11111111111•011.1 4.4h., w..sI4 gay. opp.srlmg •
balm s peep .4 he e.myosl ./.pr..g
')tine sed P 'or wild hasp as playing
• tem Farewell.
The Frenchman's poli mama somstim.m
e.rve• him in good stead to point trebuko
A Frssobm.n who we staying at m hole)
to Ktlinburh amked, at the o•ohier a desk,
bow much hs bill we., and was astonished
to Hod how great a amount be had b...
charged.
H. felt that he had been plundered, but
paid his bill and then eked to see the pro-
prietor. I're•ently the landlord est• down
to reponse to the call, all hermitic with
•m,Is.. The Frenchman rushed up to him,
.:.Liming
-An, let me emhrsce you ' '
-But why din you want to embrace me,
air ' f 1 dentund•ntand."
"Ah, eats, but look at the best
our hill • Ye, bot what of it '
'•101 of it' Vy It mean. tat 1 •'ell aft-
ewe,
.von, De%airs ..e you again, mire
Tae flr'4 Time Me t..alted at Service.
Mummers, like judge., are vory seldom
seen to laugh when they •rt emit•ged u
their calling, but we have beard ut • few
ministers being plaid to otroamstanoes
where they could riot retrain their langh-
tag faculties. Osie Burnley monster bee re
laced the drat and only tune when he we
nasal* to suppress •a uivolaolary outburst.
H. we Romig so address! to young people
oo the staly.u1 of " How much better is •
man than s sheep'
From the •t.sdpolut of the man it we
Out difhoult to show the superiority, but
the monster very properly welted to Mimics
the medium of rerun, sad enquired of his
audience, " What do you think • *hep, if
eked the same queetle, would say'' to
which o.. little 1.I•ow, with upraised hand,
had s read% response. Thu minister wee
anxious for it, and the lad called out,
A M•■ .1 W.reelgbr,
.'eoator Kyle • secretary is • Danny Soot,
Macfarlane by name, who be • dry loom of
humor. Recently be injured hu tbumb,ed
the matter *seams so serious that he went
to. phvsiman He we told he would have
to undergo 50 operation.
Macf•rlaoe consented to stand the open-
tio0. He was reedy to have it performed
then and there The physician .skid bio
whether he wished to oak• oboroform or
ether.
" Will it make me lose my sass "' sacked
the Sco'chmuc.
1 should lay so, ' said the doctor.
Macfarlane deliberately thrust hie band
:oto but pocket sod began to moot his
ohange.
"There's no burry about the money.
said the doctor ; " you can count it out to
me after the operation is performed."
" Kut you said it would make me lose my
seri..o to take ohlorolorm or ether, didn't
you ' asked Macfarlane.
" Certainly," said the doctor, " it will
maks you unconscious.-
'' Than excuse me,' mid Macfarlane, with
• twinkle. " I d rather mutat my money
now.
tae /tot *be sou.
For a year or two pat the o..11ector for •
o.rtai. tailor hes been trying •11 sorts of
device to get the sum of $13 from • yo nog
mon who has been a debtor for over too
years. The oolleotor has hes put off •
hiedrsd time by promise made to be
broken, and he has world every racket
known to the prof..ie without avail. The
other evening he happened down to the de-
pot and saw this young man bay • ticket for
Chicago
"So you are going Wert."
"Only to Chicago, 1'11 be book is 3 or 4
cloys and them 1 *sot to pay y..0 abet lust.
bill "
"'ice. Cmug to Chicago no • visit."
"Something of a aunt 1;oosg to got mor
rigid "
"No.
o.
"Fact Ceremony taker Woos at 10 ie
the morning "
"And you wont to be there of course,
.h.'
"I should smile
1'b. "ollemor took off hia on.t and hot
and we pealing off he Yost white tbe other
asked him what was op.
1 Ls.. been biding my time sed my op.
portuutty has coma'
How what !"
"I'm voter M Itpht ion yen Y013 are
'he Muust man .ed 1 .:neon to be 1 cited,
brit • rosy will certainly mum bath of se to
he srrertod and t•kea to the station sed
you will nes your tram. Perhaps I me
Moots your eye, and in that mos the atm
flags cannot Dome off for s week. Pet es
year dakw
.'Kay, mai, yon woulde't be ea moon as
the'h'
'•T,rt.•o dollars or • row
',r I pay You half.'
"TRr whole or nothing I,'e my Graf,
Ref sod only chest a (oma down or put
o p
The young man te. k eat hie boodle and
oosntd out the amount of the toll. .ed
oho. he ek•ppd fnr the tram the n'l or
rowdy denied his ttsrwteet• sad left flaw so.
pot *k,stIi,g: "I Weeder whet
Weald Sett'
AN OMNIVOROUS SWALLOWER-
•a aid ai.erna abet Was a IlYtelar
0.oee.
A seism .1,1 ertriet 410la at (-!esus! P.ek
Has other day, Gaye TM Kew York Hor•M,
and by his death was regaled this 1•00 ISM
hie Bloom plaid a the surfer% was l'sll
1 ',Janine a .rime sed 0.111
vedm the nun re re petoNttt., be had
ler roams boas sahi.• • %Dass' .1 hmnmelt.
His non --k «• .s..d nos. nobly *ea
• stare waaeMass wiab the Mhos 10 bad
s••rstly pilfered W.sekmst e.' ave and
Isolations Id a
He was amt • " only Utile softie& " N.
body .mold give bin pinata an daft. H.
Meow it ell. He scgalr.d property. bath
pssuras1 sad rest. •d ••er.I.d it is al...
pews• trades 1n 4 growl hs memo 10
hays ov.rr.sebsd ►smelt, nor lass week M
was wised wiu viei•at ietsrasl pates pd
tired is great army.
J. A. •cloy, to whom b.mat
the body N the Hassan at at Net Hut.ry
se • premmat. Mr. Rowley• the taxiS•rmist
performed an autopsy. sad brood Warmth
the btpd', vet evlda.ss wile*, had it beim
diseoversd amass, wesM hem awls ban •
)art bed for life. H. fssad sinkste arid
articles of recto which would have mocked
ss •stage •tore. 11 is thrombi that the
mestere uteded to amain haat the mam g -
ori• mad to lead • coy sed nbald We epee
the premeds of the mile of him dLgett.a
ia15s
This what the taxidermist ft cad
t las wooden clot b.•p1<
Two piece of glow, the bottom. of beer
bottles.
A mouth harmomio•, live imahm lens by
two umbers wide.
A 54.1.1 date key.
The ferrule of as *umbrella with plow of
handle is it about four mottos long.
Ao ordsaary brim deur key, live iso*.•
loA black born lady's web.
Ldy•s silk b•cdkero►tet, with the initial
"M.
Two Memo of oo.l about an inch think.
Three Dino.• about es tach Utak
Cabbage.
(;ram•.
Lettuce.
Celery.
Carrots
Tarap..
The old birds p•Oalat-tone in the way of
real emote we mews by the discovery of
half • tibio fool oaf earth, which he tied
moles from the Park Com,as.ioeore.
The ostrich will be stuffed, and u • few
week. his form may b• men beneath • glare
em a the Mussolini of Natant Hrotory.
The taxidermist -id that to bird .bowed
symptom.* of tub•rorelem e.
Ihsooc Tab,.• Hamilton, who i• the
author of many int reatisr tel • sbestemi
m•le, informed tae ysatord.y that oetrtohen
will swallow .oy ktad of • bright article
Several. of the unaauacnpta of his storms
Wive bees lost through their tnordtests
greed. He sited mom where ostriches b.d
swallowed • doses dry nylter shells of "un -
meal sire." H• 0.5.tloeed • case, too,
when • particularly predatory bird had
swallowed • pair of boots mod would have
.•xpmri..ad no i.00avenlen« hod not th.
Dopper toe caps developed • pouo.ca mia-
er•1 salt which mused Ice death,
UNDER THE COTTAR'S ROOF
• Tsar*leg Marr pre- tate is sem,lood
With • head on be shoulder, mud looking
Madly to to Lownie'. •yse, the doctor gent-
ly brok• the truth, as h. stood at the door
before leaving.
"Lwow, • he amid, "she canna lire Dot
the aicht"
townie seemed to b. to • dream. Th•
purple hills glowed to the setting sem, amid
the flowers that *pe.kied meadow mid up-
land were in brirhtar colon than in the
height of the day. The scene was never
more beeottful thou in the early Autumn
Aad it •as oo such an eveaug,dosa
by the burn. *hen Loomis red Mary took
each other by Om baud anti sealed the ono -
past of their affection. 11. low, rurglhag
sound. were se maim to tear ears mod fit,
ed their beeps w tb • pee mad joy ort
speakable It snood 1•ko yeatordey vases
the first bloom we. ou Mary's Mask s.d
leer eyes sparkled a though bar whole
heart wee in them. Now was sere b55ato.
ful Shoo .he to .11 the oosatry side ; .•d
Mary's duper:ttoo woe like • ray of oar
ebaee,aad sI'raotd and *snood mid bright-
esed wherever ohs soot. The bar. •till
mime tis way through the meadow. sod it
looked now a it did that mowing, fifteen
years helmet, like • bey of bsrsubd gold.
What happiese had Ire. big In all sist
time ' Mary hod ren.'. ed she smo►..ly
grown mon precious as the years west by
But nor ear, the load would .o .Iia have
Moms him down. %%het be wield murk
glumly of their emelt means and • grown.'
family, she would Mom the oload• easy
with • moat or words of obeertulnese and
bops
"Ay. y," etched Lownie, "Mary had .y
faith that God wad provide fors, an' the
Crater wag my solei
He remuemb.rgd that she bad always met
him at abs hew head oa his way beam sifter
bio day's work.
'•Come •ora, Loewe, 3.7 am, I'm wart
1
0' for ,e." se
He seemed to bear the words now,tbo.gh
she ha lain na her bed for weds.
He had elw.y• looked forward to the
evening• •t tbm in,tl•, with wife and bairns.
Tney wen like • bwedlotioe on his life;
sad &bey Lebreosd the horde of soother
day. Mary sal at ciao side, mod to bairns
pleyd a the hearth, and he red • sews.
paper or • book N hew the tittle use bad
Moo put to bed, mss and wife wo8W"orsek
ower the day,"union they took the book.sad
returned thanks •o the God that wombed
over them. The pleasure of retrospection
made Lemma for • moment forget hu
misery. The with • sadden shock the
words of the doctor cans bock to bio :
"Low.,., eh* mem 1'0• not the ought."
He groaned, walked merle, torg•1•a.a to
ot..s tbg door. ead eat down by the bededa
Mary ..sod to M Mle.p, bat spewed her
.yey when she hears Lowoti • toot,
"Mary, !.y Ines, is there *whew I east
doe for ye .' maltose an effort to enporw
btu (wimps Mat wen almost baratasg
' .14o, Igw.,e, doer I'm brew m' seat
tertel•le " Theo. after • maw, .lie added •
"Tab' dons the lin •k."
The well seed R.Me was brought from its
50e on the 111•5.le,•isos, std Lsw.te wait-
fnr Mary lo spook
'R..4 the header and tweet', first
maim... .hs said.
Lown, road it thr•eerh, ■ttert.g the
words as • pn%or from hs own hart
"Tie's grand promisee, !memo, dear
lhppes toe thew " Thee she added : "hon,
Poet • word o' pray -r."
Lnwato's sones g.aeered se do potties
.coped hie lop. ; W ben he rase Mary'.
facto was saw.
"Mary. my d•rlt.g I" gaol Loomis, with
• .eh se he beamed toward her swath • hie
enure of d.,pair
I. the rathor..g them • baler ..sold 1•
.serene her bola sola • ,mile noted e. her
(.0e
Iowan maned tilt wards .4 the paha
earl took comfort,
pI
d
Trudy sst•s1hssr Mie Amens N
Msec. feeetsin, Mien , ey• ••Ayer',
Clew. yPretend toe had • wtmdgrteilo%stio
series my brother's .Mldrea of . arre..ad
dermereme odd. It was only aswMisg
Mie prspsratisabow epmiI1t cany they tonal recanlakkmg
For ciu:rk and easy wturk
For cleanest, a%trtc,t
and whites. t tome,
SlIrlIfite It kit
For every tice a' .out the
huetse Surprise Ml,rl.s
beat slid a
Sam ler you, it IL
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The Shoe
that's envied!
A good shoe is a good friend -to the man who
wears it -to the dealer who sells it. But a good shoe
1s a bad enemy to the dealer who •can't get the
right to sell it, and- dares not tell his customers so. Wt are
sole local agents for The Slater Shoe, which is the beat sht.e for
men that we know of. .
We are the only firm in this city which can buy these shoes
wholesale, and with the knowledge and consent of the mk.kers.
Other shoemen want them so badly that they get their friends to
purchase from us, "on the quiet," a f.w individual pairs, at fu al re-
tail price in order to put them in their windows for show. But
these Onus can't buy the Genuine Slater Shoes to sell again -
they buy them to keep them an , talk against them. We buy
ours wholesale from the manufacturers, so we can afford to sell
them retail- We keep every size, width atd shape in stock. to that
we can flt any man, no matter ahskind of feet he is addicted to.
Ours are The Genuine "SLATER SHOES," stamped cn the
sale $3, $4, $5 per pair.
Now don't you think it must be a pretty good shoe that's
envied like this?
Perhaps you should see these shoes that shoemen want so
badly. We are the only people who have the Right to show them
to you.
WM. SHARMAN Jr.
Cor. East-st and Square, Gloderich.
IF YOU WANT
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A WINTER SUIT
of First class Make
Good Material and
Latest Styles,
-CAW. UPON
N
HUGH DUNLOP.
ibe Naw.•.t. 4low ION
1051 le Masa of s.mtreel
PLANING KILL.
ESTISUjNED l$14
Buckaiiaiis & Rhylas
ea51' *011)wee
811SH, DOOR and BLIND
floaters Is •i1 bled. N
LUMBER, LATH, SHINGLES
had bal1A•r's►artert.l el every detonates.
School Rarniture a Specialty.
Patronise
True
Competition
Gas tta.ee*w Pm irtr l*iLwat (1♦,►
Tat .w•.•rw ha. h.en as..hllehd a give do.
peter • M.t .is* wool - wltb Polo and pee
sionmr eo.np.tlt le
11 1s meowed 5a h*taa.s. pelselNs acid le
Yea 131.40•1 tie lie palms..
114ger►0.0 14. 055. rt f •tory Dyes orb.
b.MsYe In eomp.l,tln•.
Par gale& 4.5/51.1. •.. 1D% wlampeatly
Lew" rwn..ty *nub 1111 ,ease sad ea •
1...14.4.5....s. ras.4e s.d Rs
Dovesunmanwires to .11 1=1
Marta was, IM,1M n tlimf4o •.4
O «- loath MA. Woo in.
miss Line.
• M loom•& M n softens
Special at Munro's.
Hooey Comb Shawls, Scotch Plaid Shoulder Shawls,
Lot.g Shawls in Black and Cclors.
HO8Z >=:Ft.Y
Doub!. and Single
Fine Cashmere Plain and Fancy Ribbed, from Infants to Ladies aim
Boys and (lids Heavy makes, waren and durable.
Ladies' and Children'. Underwear in all the leading nskes.
Mena and Boys' Shirts and Drawers from 20 to 44 inches
Jost to hand, full lines of Iden'•. Merino and Heavy Socks.
New shades in Cheap Milks tor Fancy Work.
Pure Silk Handkerchiefs from 5c. to $1.25.
A_ 1vaLTNRO..
Draper and Haberdasher-
POTMAHOJF TEA.
We
This new blend of tea for family
wee ix now on sale at our store. •
have also the finest in '
Y•
FRUITS and VEGETABLES
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4 o:
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and keep on hand full lines of beet Family.
Groceries, and the most reliable in Dairy,
Produce. Seasonable.. Fruits and Vegetables.
S l URDt BROS.
The (3rooers, oM the Square.
- -- NOTICE. --
ALL PBR8ONS OWING
R. W. McKENZIE
Proprietor of the
sm
CHEAP HARDWARE STORE,
GODFRICH
Will pleatle call on him and via np
He want. clean balanced books to commence year's operations.
SHORT CREDITS AND LOW PRIC68 will be our motto this year
R. W. McKENZI E.
gabs& fir TN 81011L. $1.00 a Tat 11 thus