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b Cod-liver Oil emulsified, or
.ease easy of digs itiun and as-
similation. To this is added the
aypuphosphitea of Lime and
Soda, which aid in the digestion
of the Oil and increase materially
the potency of both. It is a re-
markable flesh -producer. Enla-
ciated, anwinic and consumptive
persons gain flash upon it very
rapidly. The combination is a
est est happy one.
Physicians recognize its su-
perior merit in all conditions of
coating. IC has had the en-
dorsement of the medical pro-
fession fur so years.
offer apenaedes N Mho • wtl lldneI
Said • WNW. NINei qti sad M.
FACTS.
Looloo hes 100 painless each over oil
feet tall.
There is only sue sadden death among
woes• s to eight among sass.
Twenty linea les bstweea the Emperor of
Oarm.sy and the British throes.
In Russia you must marry before eighty
or not at all, sod you may terry only hes
tithes.
The smallest egg in the world is said to
be thin • 1 the tiny Mexican hammiest! bird.
1t is nine. if larger ib.s • pan • heed.
The Kremlin of Moscow contains the
crow& of Poland ud all the ether king-
doms and principalities wbteb Russia has
overthrow ■
A lady athlete is to swim the English
ChuanL She is going from America for
Ws ,p.rposs of trying to sonmpilab this
teat, wb:ob aeras of her sex have yet at-
tempted
The levet Idea in autograph heating is to
waste to • popular author en bail -edged
p•psr, tad tell him that your Isle lamatd
wife w.. *eland in hoe lest esomeste by
quotau..s from his weeks. This is ears to
draw him.
lo Malts bees are pl.otiful,ad bee stings
aro in such repute as • euro for rheamsrisms
that resort t.. this primitive method of moo
ulnae. has been • names prosaic in severe
otiose for ga.ratioo, the rennin, it is said,
baring been most atisfs.t.ry to the pati-
ents.
The Parte polios lately dmooverd • re-
markable hotel is tb Faubourg St Antoine.
It was • rents of thieves. The rooms he/
doable median, the floors had trap deers,
and all the drawers in the fursiters bad
Woo bottoms. large quutities of iew.t..
money, escuristies and plunder generally
were discovered.
AMERICA 100 YEARS AGO.
Impr,rameot for • debt was • •ossa
prwt.cg
There en Daly ewe hat factory that made
oek,.i het&
E• err g.nti. mem wore • .;uau• and p.w•
dared his herr.
There no not • public library in the
Vatted States.
Alm et 6'1 the fermium was imported
from EagIad.
An old copper mise an I'oaoocticut con
need for & promos.
Croekery plates were objected to beaase
they dulled the :eaves.
Virgi.i contained • fifth of the whole
population of the ooaetry.
A day !.borer onssider.d himee'• well
paid with two shillings • day.
A potholes bowing to • lady always
scraped his feet es the ground.
Two stage coaches bon all the trays! he -
swoon Banos and New York.
The whipping-o.ut ad the pillory were
still needing in Boston ad New York.
Beef, pork, salt fish, potatoes and homey
were the staple diet all the year round.
Buttons were scarce and expensive, and
the trousers were fastfood with pegs or
laces
Leather breeches, • *linked shirt, • rad
flannel jacket, and • oocked hat formed the
dress of an •mesa
When • man had .aeapb tea ho placed
his spoon &ernes hu sap te redisste that he
wanted no more.
GOLDEN RULE PROVERBS.
Heart pan. strength sore.
Make iso your vuce% become sin's flays.
Trois to passion, by prion placed pray.
Who weeps for other will be glad in him-
self.
A deep heart is rather to be desired than
• broad mir.d.
Better • sen•enee from the heart than a
mermen from the heed.
Evil doers feed lees the resolution of •
convention than the revolution of a Drank.
Remorse no mon insures repentance for 1
tilled ground • harvest
Se Ileum
••Math•t bey anomie the street hasn't any
teeth."
"Of course not, Tommy. You didn't have
say when you were tet small.
Kut that baby's pa is • destiaL-
ANOTHER DISCOVERY.
IFACTS ABOUT THE DEVIL
Of Interest to Bicycle Riders*
A well known bicycle rider has made
a di.covery that will be kood news too
all who locoman' on the wheel. Be
says:
ince 1 first began to ride a wheel,
which is several years ago. i have been
subject to more or lees chafing and
irritation. Sometimes when heated the
itching inside mylags would be so
severe that I woud feel compelled to
forego riding for a time. Nothing that
I tried did any material good until my
attention was drawn to an advertise-
ment of Dr. Chum's Ointment for all
itching of the skin. 1 tried it and al-
most from the moment it touched the
skin the itching stopped. i also fled
its occasional use prevents chaflnf.
Further evidence of the efficacy of this
preparation is given b °ham. Roe, fore -
man
or.
man Central Press y, Toronto.
who was troubled with tekha Skin of
the most aggravated kind. When the
skit became Meted during sleep from
tee much clothing, would wale up with
eheolute pain firma diggfeg fate the
Saab with his nails. Chase's Oistwt
gave relief fres the aR016114901
1611
anti psrmsatly eared. Pries Ne.
11 the Anil bed te work without • musk
he wouldn't leave the pit.
The devil likes to be called by same. the
e.asolo wo.id be welling to tsks.
The devil works hard to keep mem from
geeing w God with their money.
Tb. devil leads the mss who besit•eles
anent doing what he !sows is right.
The devil's great um is to maks it
easy far seen to do wrong sad lard to de
rine L
The deytl foals at home a the boss of the
mesa who des sot put rp • renes tint tells
him to keep eat.
The devil will set oare who des the
preaohing, it his pIsns foe raining mosey are
adopted bay the *hunk.
tagIlei Lawler's t•r.temn.
How much de you sueoesdul barristers
snake to s year ' Some partieulare invite in
toe Dumber of Lonna Home tar Apni
throw sem. light on the question. It is
nnimosly said teat Si- Charles Ktlessll
sever made ler .bas !'20,000 or t25,000
per basin for mi•ay yeas preoed'og its
promotion. 1 ergs as has interne wa..,there
were half s dozen man .t the b.. rang it
very elms..
loth Sir Kichard Webster and Sir
b:dwsrd Clark are slaking telly 120,000 •
vier ; &ad toes like R. B Finlay. Sir
Henry James, J. T. Muiphy, Lawson Wel
to•, Ftslehog` Dicken, W. W.IHe, Conine
Hardy, I:rshasi Hestia's, and other,, are
.routed coil► almost squally large sere
tags. Rat meet Q. 1'.'& are, of nurse, vow)
laugh ler fo.tunate.
Then are !ares and small in.otaes also
anew the members of the junior bar. Men
like English Berrien and K. M. Bray are,
the writer of the article says, kept &nivel,
engaged with good sad remo..rative work,
brae is, in frees .'1,000 to 05,000. year,
but probably half of the men at the jester
bar not wskisg 0150 • year, while many
meg of the highest attainments ars making,
and have set made for years pest. 150 •
year. Westminster Budget.
Tb. Inventor .r Lacher malrb..
`•Tbe investor of phosphorus matebs,
says the Railway Review, March 30, "is
'toted to hays been .o Hv-igaria seined
Janos Irtnyi, who was •'* IP", • student at
the p.lyt..hai. snail in Visas► While
sundae' the noes* of looters, oo hemu-
try, be was much impressed by the reaction
produced by the rotate( together of panne
lead and eslphur, ad was •track with the
ides tet phosphorus might he used with
musk niers adv..tatre tints sulphur. For
s.ysnl days 'thereafter he as not tobosses's'
the epilogs, &ad • friend going to his rooms
to 'squire for him found the door locked,
and upw vivtng hu name was rebuffed by
the impertinent &sewer from within :
an, alb machein erfisl.ng -`Go swat,
Sobw•b, I am making • disoovery When
nett he appeared in public he had his
potions fell of matches, ail et which :enited
when struck es the wall. He bad papered
them by melting phosphorus .o a coons
trend solution of glue and miztag to
petexid of Ind, the Ind composities then
bolus applied to slivers of wood previously
dipped in melts sulphur. He meld the in-
vention for about t13.50111 to • m.r:bant
named Romer, who is often s.oreditd with
the honor of making it, but this story about
army is told by • college fogad familiar
with the faces. Iris., himself is said to be
stall living is the booth of Hoegsrv...
Tbr cold Lady abs The earl at
l'pon the opening day of Parlament of
K.ligioos in Chine*, Prins Serge Wels-
ke: related the following l.gad
"The Russians say that once upon • time
an exceedingly wicked old woman did, and
fe11. of foam, sato 'major's torment One
day she saw a angel flying through the
blue sky, ud she salld him and bade him
carry a message to l.od that her torment
might be relieved, for she had suffered mon
than she cold endure. Th. angel present
•d this petition. and (;ed said "(:o ad
eek her if skit over did • rood set to • fel-
low Ming ' When the angel made this ai-
ry the old wom.s pondered and poo
dared, for she had been very-, very, wicked.
Finally she remembered Duni she had once
given • carrot to • beggar. Theo Cod said
to the angel. " Fad the carrot and stretch
It out to the poor sinner. - So the angel
held the carrot and when the old women
grasped it she began to roes out of the hor-
rible ptbs. The Wel lifted and the Lid
woman felt h.rielf rising higher .rd higher,
but then was • great weight upon her feet,
and looking down raw that another sinner
was clinging to ler, and ea tea, toss a -
sthei and another followed, eah sustained
. y his ?rasp upon the one r bov. , int! still
the carrot held. In mid air the old womes
was mired by • horrible fear lest the rarrct
should break. So she began to remonstrate
with the Manor direetly below her. " Let
go, sl s said : ' you must not cling to me, 1
am going an higher.
"But, ' said the man, "I, to, wish to pet
oat of tenant."
Tho the old woman hogs, to twist viol-
ently to rid herself of the incubi', and fin-
.IIy she sernamed, "Yo mut let as go
it in my est rot. Then the earret broke.
The triumph of *elfishnees over love was
nmplete and she fell deeper thea sy.r in'
miser].
There wee so need so apply the parable
it carries its owe lemon with at. ' bj
e•rrot " is very likely to break.
n. Layettes Wileman.
The loveliest woman is she whose Inge
heartedness makes her forget herself.
She is martens becausevibe is unselfish.
She is Mined became she considers
*then.
She has • pinging expression heroine she
is rood.
Who in •ddtbton she u intelligent, she
becomes • leading foroe without kuowroe it
11 trod had gives her talent, if she is an
oriental thinker. obs IS • factor in the
world's progress, without bung •estrtive.
Thus men leas epos her for sy.patheak
aid, where they might refuse her_leder kip
if she claimed at.
The inner goal alone nae give that ;rose
and sweeter,' ad i.dellsable alarm that
metes woman womanly.
?int Visit to Goderich of the Birt. But and Richest Show on Mt
SELLS BROTHERS'
Enormous SHOW of the
BIG
United, World
That Montreal Star of Aug. 13, says : The rain could not keep the circus enthusiast at home last night, and in
spite of bad weather, the big tent at Sells Brothers' Show was crowded. Sells Brothers' Circus is a really
first-class aggregation. Nothing of an objectiohkble character is introduced, and the artists engaged are
really superior.
Don't Miss Seeing the Largest Show on Barth.
Iteyoad all comparison the tersest, eldest, richest, and most complete A'eulc anal Loologi-
col enterprise in the universe. Noted for its matohl.r magnitude, m.gnibsence end merit.
Now isereaad in every way except is prise of admission. Yoe will see !error tents, double
menagerie, mon cassationl lectures, mere greater ecu then ever before exhibited is this or
any other osuatry, without • rival, without s blemish, honestly advertusd, honorably pre
seated, truthful, sural aad iwtrwWvs.
Pure and free of any objectionable features. No games of
chance, No humbugs. No exaggeration, Every-
thing as advertised.
We permit no fakirs or ceafidence men in or about our tents, and tolerate no
trickery of any kind whatever. Ours is • clean, wholesome and moral Exhibi
tion, conducted on better lines than any other circus slow in America, and you
can safely take your families ; or your wives, sweethearta anti children are per-
fectly safe to visit our Mammoth Show .naccompanied. We ill upon and in-
vite the honest criticism of ministers, members of the press, anti the public gener-
ally to speak of us as they find us. four Show is not as represented, and if it is
not the largest, moat elegant and refined circus and menagerie ever in Canada, as
well as the most extensive, don't give us the encouragement of your patronage.
SELLS BROTHERS, Sole Owners and Managers.
WILL BE AT' '
Goderich, Thursday, &"E= September 5
'Tom.. tadiear Mpare.ie.
Rat the enormous mosso attsadi.g it
nutlike in trial. (n'y the few in this
notary could pleas now ea their table..
it wor a micro. It was .cry seely. it
was herbed the reach of the poa,.n&a. Th.
Bordeaux Clnret Co., has pined a reed.
wholeness, healthful 'wine, wbish aids is
the i shdMtloe sad dtgestieu of t.od, apes
the tables of the whole people. $3 &.d !M
per deem tomtits, this is • bagatelle. Yat
the wire is good. U ham age it hen heft'.
it is its grind as that whish other dealers ask
X' • doses. The hest judges hsv, apt'.
nod. And the sedan arse be gild gaisk
mes;b whish are resolved trees &l1 parts of
the pastry. Address -Bordeaux ;Cisme
CAL, d0 I...4tal /them. Montreal.
Th. a,.fitim mut to puska the meat-
iest lease armed Menthes, le AMm. has
W isms iglethee.
Sells Brothers' giant Show or the World.
3 MG CIRCUSES, 3 SEPARATE RiNGS. All n.•w Supt rl•Nve
sees•aloas, 5 satinet mes•perie, 50 m&nim.tb sages, gala hippodrome raves. army of
artists, 1,000 people, 500 horses and pains, 300 all-feetur acts, 1.000 wonderful agbte,
12 monster w&terpreof tents, 4 special railway. trains, $3,500,000 aetnally invested to per-
petuate ata grandeur Its marvellous menagerie, embracing even captive boort known
to exist : its multitude of features each one • show alas. t In. ticket admits to all the
nmbised shows.
UNDER THE LARGEST TENTS EVER CONSTRUCTED. --The greatest Zo-
ological eollectia is the world, presesting for the first time ie this country the only pair
of 1•NT Werra NIt.6 B,.00h•S-i laTINo HirrorarAIii, educated Alaska seals and sea
lions, performing kangaroos, trained elephant. lordly liana, tigers, leopards, stately flocks
of ostriches (the first ever publicly exhibited), and marvellously trained, wild and domes -
tinted animals of all descriptions. Truly the only greet and legitimate exhibition of ate
kind en earth. Sating capacity 12,000. 30 gentlemen ushers. Circus parties can es -
at. tickets in sdya.es at liITttK'. Book Swap.
THF. (.RAND, CORI:E0U'; STREET PARADE:, absolutely eclipsing any page-
ant ever seen in the public streets, takes place at 10 A. M. oo Thursday. Sept. 5. It is
over • mile in length. No postponement on amount of weather. Two complete perform -
mewls, afternoon at 2, seining at 8. Doors open one hour earlier.
Admission to all Combined Shows, 50c.
Children under `) years half price.
Spoor! excanioa on .11 Tines of travel at greatly reduced prices.
GODERICH, THURSDAY AFTERNOON and EVENING, SEPT. 5th
AT AGRICULTURAL GROUNDS.
Chines. aeellNs.
Chinese dente rob • secret powder on
the gam over the affected booth ad after
&beat live minutia the patient is told 10
sneeze. The tooth then falls out Many
attempts bays been made by European den-
tists to snare this powder, but Done hers
ever succeeded is dein; se.
teumslaed his Randlw.rk.
Mr. Gusher (• world be atonal What
lovely teeth Mies Smiler has, eh, old
ma
Mr. Foreep. H m, •r- really --• mod-
esty forbids my .:premier my opinion, you
know.
Manicured Malls.
Customer -These nails I bought hen yes-
terday are in • terrible condition. Half of
them are rusty.
Seligman (indignantly) -Wall, what if
they ars ' You don't suppose we can
manicure every pound we send oat, do yca'
annullag Merchant.
if yen don't attend to tininess better,
I'll reduce your income by ens halt.
Chief Clerk -- En' Only yesterday you
said yon thought of taking me into partner
ship.
Struggling Merchant That's what 1
mean.
Md■'t Want teat F.N.
Theatre Manager You say yen object to
having real food on the table in the ban-
quet soene. Mr. (:reesepayet : Why,
the rest of the company are delighted with
It
Mr. I:re..epayet Vas. but my pert re-
quires me to rise from the tab's after •
oauple of mouthful& ad say : ^1 oanoot
sat to sight- • strange dread comes me ; I
will seek the quiet of yonder apartment for
• tante."
NEST BAKERY
—IN—
C+ODb:RICH.
JOHN A. GREEN
has established a new Bakery and Con-
fectionery Store on Hamilton -et. in
Barrie's old stand, where he will keep
constantly on hand everything in the
line of Good Bread!, Cakes and Pastry
of best snake. Large Loaves at 10 cts.,
and small Loaves at 5c.
No combination ; no extortion; but
everything to suit the times and the
pockets of the people.
1f you want Good Bread and Cheap
Bread leave your orders at the New
Bakery, on Hamilton Street.
Wedding Cakes a Specialty.
Bread delivered to all parts of the
town.
JOHN A. GREW; .
A wealthy atheist in the North of Soot -
lad had built himself • handsome mantes
auoeel.m of granite is the neighboring
cemetery. Happening to some morose the
elder admiring the tomb ens day, the &the
ist irreverently reatsrked, '-1 tai.t the Al
mirlity himself wool hit able to lift that"
"Hoot me.,', replied the elder, "ye nodes
fash vereen. He'll jest tisk' the bottles cot
and let ye dein,
Theodore ('syler quotes • Southern slave
of the old times, who replied to one who
said, "1 hope your wester has gone to
h eaven," with Hie very wise remark "i'e
&freed be bio not gnat der, for [sever
h eard him speak o' d•t Wb.. lee go to
de Beef er to rho Verginsy Spriest, he
a11es he filthier read for weeks. i sever
sr
tree him gem ' ready fur gots' to Heben. '
FOR TWENTY-FIVE YEARS
DUNN'S
BAKING
POWDER
THECOOICS BEST FRIEND
LAROCST SAIL IN CANADA.
•etes ee las ascot.
• few yards of aseseslsth, • Wee
basting needle, a hall of seams &Meg set-
tee sed •�sissiesmea
r .f _. are t Wee to
• seek.
h,
serp.. tar middies..g m.hle sloth
s. s l
W 1b. •.somas, bye •n 'Hall. u.p.ed. 1
/rr idles Wan coughs sad .sada
PYNY — PECTORAL
brings nista a lsf. Claw ed in
[..mast.• el the ksassla1
=nest « tuba* MI O
hash swift
• large scale Ilialla
imsesimma
tONTIVIAL. g
WESTERN FAIR I
London, Sept. 12 to 21, 1895.
seectsL IZCI'aO.N *Arts nN •tai.
aatl.woye.
Igeranusi4D Uhl.
CANNA'S MANRITE LIVE STOCK EXHIBITION
‘NNOM i:1: -i 1 1 48.11..
tattles Close :
Live Stock, September Itch.
All o'her Itepartmentr. September -•t h.
Final Payment Is stakes. August i;tb.
Auction %ale .T Iteetalt u4 Pelt Wears en
t;rMsnds. Aut. Mb.
egcIAi. ATTw•(TJbpo—Wild Isrt .4 how. 10
people- Ambo. Turks. `hhe" . ladies of
the Turkish Palace. etc. with horses.
( .,melvsad Donkeys; and a host
of others.
Pr se Lists. I'tagrummes and Conditions of
Sete for Booths free. Apply to
CAPT.A.w. num.. Thee%. A.nt•W%F
President. • retsrl.
35CAS11 Fllh7JS-35
1st prize, 825 , 2nd, 815, 3rd,
SIO . 4th, $5 . 5th, 82 . 10
prizes of SI each , 20
prizes of bOc. each. .
"S
The Proprietors of
isn
alada I.elou
S— offer to school children the above
prizes, competition open until let
of May, for the best porn or
—� rhyme, the initial letter of the
lion reading downwards to corn.
— pose the words ---
'Salads' CQ(ooTis
—0o --
The poem is expected to he tie
remelt of the child's own tislt�t�
s�ds
the same, address sad so�esl
le be sppessdl to each poem, ars
e seed est of a package of
" Salada" Ceylon Tea.
--t1t—
STURDY BROS.,
snmelms,
f9U16MNN1Olaatsllse, . sl.d..leh.
GODERJOH
STEAM BOILER WORKS.
A. S. CHRYSTAL,
Sweetaeorlo (Aerate! ! Block'
Manufacturer of all kinds of
BOILERS,
Smoke Stacks, Salt Pans, Sheet Iron
Works, etc., etc.,
And healer in-
F:twines, Machinery Castings, &c.
All ei -'s of 1'ipcv and Pi, 3 Fittings,
St, m and Water Causes. (,lobs Vsive.
Check Valves, !aspirators, Ejectors and fa-
inters (,onstuntly on Had at Lowest
Inc...'i
A special lune of Steel Water end Hog
Troughs for use of farmers end others.
Repairing promptly attended t.,
A. S. CIIAYSTAL.
2762-11 P. O. Hos 37. Ooderich, Out.
Works uptosit.O. T. R. Station.Ooderlea
11116.111118 American
AISIsy for
ATE NTS
Ttoe:71IMARlta
DCSION ATINT4
COPYRIONTa. as..
Por Inftxnatiae real tn. ttsnsanok writAi to
XI No A (Ai. act Dwn.hw•r. Pte rime.
greet Parsee or severing patent. io Asartet
t' rr ant fsa..i wit then* rM 1. *conn ht tin IAMB
the ;or alio 1 a n.elee .ifree of .aur*. in Ihs
cicuti is AlatxicaU
t1!rf w erre•at'rwt of.any rasa popes to
roan'
1*yy.c t. J: ,.le.tr.ti, aJie
run .,,...g I's nn Mie! ttatirie..at1 •
p,Q swr ntrewer. now ram -
PATENTS !
CAVEATS. MAW SANAS ANO CO►TRWIITI
Moaned. &ad all bnaloeee 1n ahs X.I. 8. Pate.•
Ogee attended to at MOUSR/ rs PSIS.
Our oA loe Is opposite the U. 8. Attest On
See, and wBaa obtain Pates.. 1. less tines
las Thom -emote from W45 JNQTON.
Read MOIRL OR1)RaWI NG.
wIre ea.
an as O CH4t�101 free
1i
we sakee 1�
TA IN PATINT.
cos mew. here, to the Postmaster Mein
UMenu Div.. end le e<
. Mil Plant OMee. rise
hese sad 'morose., to in ma
awn Stas or Oast., wy1M
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Oppeatte-P ss.t ElMee.w°a`sJ _ $ �,
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