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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1895-6-27, Page 6d THE SIGNAL : GODERIM. ONT.. THURSDAY. JUNE 2?. 1$$5. A Common Affliction Moody Cured by TM6ig AYER'S tills • CLII-DKIVEI'S ITORT. 0'1 was afflicted for right you. aithpiaft beam. Dortng th..I tune 1 :r 'i v areal many m. -.inane. shirt, w r..- 1...' ly Iry omniendr. Lu' ,.one ewe me .• Itel. 1 w0.. at 1./11. .U1,190.110 try Aper'4 flans lurt;la. b) a friend olio to1.1 r.•.• that mu.t pveha,e six t...l le.. and u• thin, according ,ding t.. direction. I y 1•'I.Ir.1 to hi., p.p not ion. bought the Ws bottle., and to •k the content. of rider of these bot- tle.. without uoieln» ah) du met Ltarat. Berme 1 h.A rustled rive lovrt:t bottle, my Iriiids wet.. ss Free from Eruptions a. ever Obey were. My hu.h.r.s. which N that .4 a esb-drums, require. me to be tett tr cold and set wrath r. uheu without glo%r.. and the tro,.11.• has IP, .1' returned."— TIIUNAO A....,uas. ,$t:atfutd. Ont. Ayer's Sarsaparilla Admitted at the World'. Fal. Aver's Pala (Icao a tl., Lo:eete. A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING. e"Netts. Cense Bose 1. Kowa. ou may take the world .a it comes and goes. And you will' be sure to find That tare will square the account she owes, Whoever comes out behand ; And all things bad that a man has done, By wh•ttbsver induced, Return at last to bpm, one by one, As the cinches. eo.ue home to roost. Yuu may scrape and toil and pinch and save. While your hoarded wealth expands, Till the cold, dark shadow of the grave Is searing your Idris swabs ; 1 o will have your sleisk some night And you will find your hsdtd reduced : 1 m'll view your life m ..ether light When the chickens come home to roost. So as you will, there's • time to Fur the good an.1 trail •a well : And cooectenee, whether we woke sleep, Is either • heaven or hell. And every wrung will hod its place, And every passion lowed Drina back and meets you face to face When the chickens c,me home to roost. Whether you're over or node! the sod, The result wall Its the same ; You cannot escape the hand of 4 •od, 1"4 u must bear your sin and shan,e No matter what's carved on • marble slab, When the ,tens ere a!1 produced 1 ou'll find that St. Peter wee keeping 'tab,' An that chock's. Dome home to roost. dimmer•. Peetets. I.tttle lohnny's pockets What think you they soli ': Not • speck of silver Not a mite of gold. Still our Johnny's pocket' Are a wealth untold. into Johnny's pockets Marbles hod their way ; Spools and wads of paper Hide then every day, And his packetooes jirgl0 to 'stn ev'ry May. 1 loop to Johnny's pockets Yards and yards of string Wound o'er sucks of maple ,lust the very thing To send kites • t'yin' In the days of Spring. Tops in Johnny's pockets W uric' for the day When hill mend them epinnin Their whirring roundelay Picture cards all crumpled Round their edges lay Down in .Johnny's pockets rv•d 'tis to relate. That sometimes, a bird's nest Finds a cruel tate And is never heard of By each feathered mate. Roguish Johnny's pockets Ho1ds a rubber gun, Shoots the bird a Summer, Kith 'ern ev'ry esto Then to keeps Lim peakei . : Toll you, whittlin'. fun' Rafui.h .Iekany'. pockets In the twilight dim H0 Ala full of apples To the very brim. Red and green and yeller All taste sweet to him. No rich mac a ',Oughts' Heaps of Tatter gold, Has Inc) happy tremors' As the nose—Io bald Little Jessup'► F,'ry seam Mensersts —The 'Meer says von dime last eight mod nil down is the 401111111. Coe yes szpleis net lion sast- Pris.eer (with dignity) The cause el my err your timer, was .et attributable to hewer, het to oire.utslsn..m ever erldeb i had no ooetrol. Magistrate fin mown..)—Wb.t einem- Asse.s de von anode to' TtPrimmer I.dVt —My lag#, year sense. MAJOR (: W] N N E'S S1STEQfor sirr i ek : i won mese ! *deal •' T•$ quite u.utem waitial for Ire, Fred. It will take at rise an bear M over- haul my mach,as and adlnst theseeeneekd- ed b..rta's. 1 ou'd bettor ran ea N St Albans, sad order • r•ttleg r•4 dieser ler two et the George. By the tams u'. reedy 1 shell be with you again." •It will bo bettor thee :.aa.;aug about bare when 1 con do no food,' 1 &greed, '1t was . nasty spill. and you ay 'husk yourself lucky to have got off with nothing Mase than • lee bruises and • little delay. 'Poe nay word. 1 was alra,d our tour was already .t an sal. Trust to me, Harry, old fellow, to hove ad ready for the mar 040.0.' 'Aye, 1 ll totter you tee that,' retorted my cyclist churn, Harry Holmes, as 1 gripped the handle tear of my aob,ae and vaulted into the ...Idle. 'Aad not bav,ebt to lotto to your eddyisg remarks oo.irntng my ap- psara c.. 1 she u'1, perhaps, be no long re- pairing damage, as you think.' It oh this friendly pave of partum banter to spur me on, 1 pressed the pedal. ,o earn est, sod the nest moment was speeding alms the btrh roads to St. Albans, distant some 041 mhos It was a oright, bracing mooing. and • sharp .pre, at my own pace, was ut.tiouot.- edlv preferable to sitting smoking on • hank watching my unlucky tra.a4 uvaermg 041)2 • spaooer, sod Itstintng to alternate growls at treacherues roads, and all such mi.lcr- tunes es side-.npa. 1 had traveled half the durance when, rounding • curve in the road, i observed • lady cyclist • short d,.taa a ahead. Ap- parently, something had gone wrong with her mount, for she was standing with it propped up h) the side of the rood. and was viewing surrounding obisct• with an &Ir of eytd,at dejection. True u, the spirit which prompts every cyclist help another in dutrobe, 1 slackened speed and, as 1 drew nater, noticed that the )Dung lady was both young and pretty • discovery which at once trade my tm prertooaba heart hope that she might be glad to avail herself of my services in some way or other. My wishes in this respect were speedily gratified, For as I dismounted and politely inquired if anything had guns wrong with her machine. the young lady • face became suffused with the most winning of smiles. • oh, thank you, ac very much, sir,' was the response, spoken without the slightest trace of frigidity. • I must cooter that I'm in • wretched tic. The boodle -bar of my machine has become {Does, and 1 veo't • tool of any description that will tighten up the nut. And to make matters worse, my brother, Major t.wynoe, has kat me ---or. 1 suppose, I have lost hint ; and I'm afraid he hasn't the el:ghtest idea that my plight is such • bad one '1)h, we'll very loon set things right,' I said, reassuringly. and the look of gratitude bestowed upon me ads me think that I had never before stet with so charmtng or me han•lsome • g,r' se this Mee t;wynue. Whipping out my spanner. 1 adjusted it, and proceedal to tighten up the loose out of the steering Mr I noticed that the young lady's machine was anything but a good one. In fact. I was qu,stly telling myself what an inferior and old fashioned mount it was for so winsome and apparently wsU-to do • rider, when, to my dismay, the screw broke short off, and the nut attached to it rolled in the roan. 'New, hen'. • potty go " I blurted out, reddening with mingled contusion and vexa- tion. 'Whatever shall we do now, Mans (.wyrne 'Oh, I'm sun 1 don't know,' was the re- ply, uttered an tones of consternation which Almost overwhelmed me, and made me call myself everything the reveneof complimen guy 'And I mut be at least twenty mike from hone, too ; and my brother will, 1 &m g0ite oera,n, never trouble himself to turn back to look for me. He'll simply keep on driving ahead. But, there, I sup- pose he is just like other brother,—.tune useless a. escorts. For my own part 1 felt decidedly pl.i,ed at the prospect of the brother's coaunued absence. ' Well, I've landed you in this scrape, and you must allow me to see you out ot 41, that'. al.' Secretly I began to feel rather glad, as 1 perceived what • very pleasant duty had .uddeelly devolved upon me, and for the time. at all event., my chum Holmes was .tui& forgotten. • But what can either of us do' 1 ou oan't pink me up and give me • rid. 1 ours tan t a bicycle built for two, you know,' and the young lady laughed with such perfect good humor that 1 keit .cults at my sago again. 1 sincerely wash it was for once,' I re- turned, boldly, and then, se .he turned • pair of bright, laughing eyes upon aa., 1 blushed at my unusual temerity, the while 1 was growing positively eager to become the slave of this fair cyclist. ' 1 can suggest,' 1 added, 'that a. you are go far from home, you wall allow me to ase you to some hotel whale 1 try to get a new bolt and nut. rosnbly you can tell me of • likely place to put up at for an hour or two, as 1 am a stranger about here. 1 can easily manage to wheal your machine and my own along ' somewhat to my surprise. however. Miss (;wyeoe was yuibly embarrassed by my Pr it4ne. • Then', moo great objection to such • thing,' .he said, after • pan... • The fact is. Itick 1 smote my brother,Major (;wyeoe -has left me witho at • penny in my pock- et.' She colored up charmingly at the oon- tension, and went on • ' t )1 course he doesn't know that, and it's my own fault. i often so out without twinging my parse, but 1 de - chars 1 never will again.' She gave • little laugh. as if to mooed her ion, and added, 'And so 1 can't w- ept your kind nngrestim.' 'tea the contrary,' 1 refereed, more eag- erly still, ' it is the grater remota why 1 shouldn't desert you, especially as your predicament is .sorely dos to my coredose 1110114. Yoe doe't !sow how annoyed i son at bavieg residered your machine teases, sed, n.d.r the cireumetences, t feel in hon- es Meed te repair the mMebu.f t timid if you will afford tees the happiness of .Ming you made onmfortabl., i oan, no doubt, very soon get your mount put right.' Mw (;wyeoe hesitated, sod 1 Retired myself that she seemed in so way averse te my company. 1 irtauly 1 was making • very favorable imprison/le epee her. '()h, bot if 1 allow you to sped Neither, •ppooaa me, it must may he as • Ism. No, ptnsgo don't tetarrept-- that morn be de- tioctly understood. My brother crest, .red will, be oely ton glad to .ren with vee. Rid..," the girl osettes.d, with a sallor w�!' v�ter would he say te Me k 1 allowed • Per^& strangr t. spend ne.e, epee se' 'He'd say it esro.d nes.-i.Y ler my care lssensa Het yea will slime m•, thea, to nes yes made essa/ertabe meeewbers while tryto ? •Really.Idt t se whet .Ise ion de, agler Me tow•.igUb m ~, sown,w• Breit bmrtt)M nil l• a nosh ores• tlg time, wan 'Law waste lweb. Imaw.ps ase veer elle Irak '!lees --meatier Omagh tel Iles me des Men to the hgy'—'salols. noes sheet ms. 1'e en. be Meet eve ta'ewbid te rem bark te It est whether I've ftwbee my meek sr est—eel, bwees pert sed me, be bases the idea et lest But bit me be movies, 1lr.— A little beeitathm—emir apparent ma 04 barresemeat, 00 half -.ay side Imeas me. end my tears wee w lusher my ewe I knew I w.., eves ahead,. madly la love with pretty Hies Gwyeoe. •Fred Brasdor touts at your service.' 'Well, Mr. tlraudea, desire's • tareng belt • silts down the read which will take us to lust the pima we want Then you will be able to run os to St. Albans to Ret what you owed for my maobtas. There's so place ns.r r,aad I'm afraid you will be very glad when yon have dose with snob • very troublesome companies as I .m proving.' 11a the oontrary, gage • pleasant inter - ruptto. to my lourwy,'l gallant* ventured and 1 really though that Mw 6wy..s was the most Menneeg and necomveauseal girl 1 had ever ret. to fact, we presently reached the inn she had spoken of all too son to suit _my uewly awakened .mo- nose. I found, as inquiry. that I meld r.ab 1t. Albans quicker by toklag toms abort oma &ore.• die fields than by rid,n, round the road, .od so I determined to keys my malaise at the ton. As for pour Harry, I was by time utterly obltviou0 of his mist - mos. Lookiog is upon Idea (.ywnn. bolero leaving the house, I found her already ea• luytng an appetizing repast -• sight whisk momentarily gave me some timelineot oe.ssi• elle* concerning the dtnosr 1 had pr mtmd my chum should be ready for hum by the Ume he reached the George. •Pardon me, Miss (;wysns,' said I, 'I haven't had • Mance to—setue with *be landlord yet, and he may look for payment before 1 coo :retura. Bxcept for • tow coppers, ;this note, as it happens, is the smallest amount I have about me ; so pray accept it aa the loan whichon say you will insist upon your brother, Major Gwyns., retnroing.' I delicately placed a five pound note upos 14.0 table, and then, blushing furiously at the rather cunous look accorded ma—which 1 recalled to nand soon afterwards --I bus • toned from the room. Having procured what 1 wanted in St. Albans, l wee back well under the two hour*. Of Idea 4.wvnoe, however, I could Me n0 trace. '()h, the lady went soon after you left, .ire.' said the landlord, in answer to my ia- terrogawoss. 'She sod you'd know which way she'd gore, sad .b. would take her brother's bucyol., es you'd arreaged to con back for hen and to settle up with me." 'What :' I fairly gasped. 'Lone off on my machine—mid 1 wee her brotherAnd left ID, to mettle up' Why, what on earth are you raying about, nam" 'Ain't raving at all,' mapped the load - lord, eyeing me ss..picioesly. 'But --but —I hope it's &II right. She--' •Hope it's .11 right,' I interrupted, furi- ously. 'It's all wrong. If she end 1 wee her brother and gone off with my &Imcat new twenty-gul/M. mount, and my five pound note, too' Oh, yr, it is all right for her, no doubt. and • very clever swindler that girl must be. That machine she's left behind len t worth the price ot old irpn. And you let her slip away under your very sees' 1 could hardly repre s • groan as i saw how neatly 1 had been deceived, for I felt very hard hr* both in pocket and vanaty • eepeeially the latter. My mortt&oatioo, moreover, was no doubt oommensur•te with the knowledge of what a thorough fool 1 should appear to everybody • Well, it's your own fault. air,' the land- lord retorted, gruffly. ' If you let • girl soft-soap you down bk. she enema to have door, you've got no me but yourself to blame. and it's my belief that she isn't • girl at all, but • chap dressed up as such, so as to Brindle gen'. Maier. I had my doubts when she left, but now I'n sure. Ten to one you've heap done by a young feUow called 1)•n ford —• clever bicycle thief, much wanted by the police in thew part. He's better known a. 'lolly' Ford, because he slakes such • good-looking girl when dreamed up. You ain't the first gent as he's swindled in just this Mn way. I darwy he no sooner got out of sight of thus place when be assumed his true character, and by this time your bicycle has put him out ot reach, and maybe it's already sold.' To learn that I had hem ignobly doped by • common bicycle thief madden-ol ns . tall more ; hut the only consolation i had wee an washing .l1 torts of dreadful things towards the prudo-Hajor (;wynne• aster. Noir Met bgood brcNMrigthe Scaly 34 fiver, l a w b lave Med e.eryfAtsi sled ea se despair Mie R tilt very pat ht"9 i3 PAI.M0 -Tial SOAP iris splendid for %ilM itt t ills head Itp.vwenk5drry•g5 flan phis as cad to D>aMlta yid Prtskaas the Flair &Italy. 23 • ?OR s LAPAC TABLET D. CANTELON, West street BAKER, STILL LEADS THE TRADE. His bread is made from pure Manitoba hour—made from the cream of the Manitoba wheat—and therefore is the b.st 1n the world. This is a big thing to say but it is a fact and you have the privilege of buying this bread at the same as made from inferior flour at the price of 5 cents per loaf. delivered to any part of theltown. lime /sem Mani nee, Neither ordinary live town nor , super• heated' steam will hest • pipe thick and mtrosg enough to convey at, to • degree eaf- tiennat to produce • fin on wood, however dry. It will not even met chareo.l'flow or in • blocs. Itut dry charcoal, when the heat is removed from at, being cearly pure carbon, will aoe..rb oxygen from the air un- der favorable cooditions, so rapidly as to produce active combustion that is • glow or • blaze. The process of • fin from • steam pipe ie 1'he heat from • steam pipe will, in the course of time, char. or as the machinists say, carbon,re wood in oobtaot or aloes to it. When this °harrier broom extends to any depth in the wood it pre- sents • surface full of Monroe and cracks, thus exposing a large secticn to the action of the air. This process o1 charring drives the oxygen out of the charred portion .ad keeps it oat whin the heat te kept up. Whoa the best is removed the charcoal re- absorbs oxygen from the air, and if this ac rim be rapid enough in • dry atmosphere, combo/moo is the result. This explains why fires in steam plant. .ad building,/ heated by steam, that originate from .team pipes, always occur afar the pipee hays cooled generally during the nitrht. The idea of ' superheated ' .team in • oold pipe is the most absurd me we ever • ran up against." -Southern Lumberman. Neal Wgamgr. He is a german, and the keeper of • o aken. He had hese in America but • few short "tooth', and 0o.euleeatly be know lodge of the Emilie lamgeage is sot greet. It es 0.o weeder. thea, that he .humid make • few mistakes as to the mterptet•tiopi of certain Mends expressive of m.a.iag in the leaguer* he had adopted. He was sitting behind he bar waiting for trade Saturday afternoon, when • young trio. entered. 'Are you the proprietor" was the in- quiry. 'Ye, :eh bin bus. bier.' 'Weil. 1 m the meet of 1.4pp'. Publiehi.g O.ripewy, and 1 want to met yamveerthaks- w11, fob babe Lieber' Mer, ed Yee' Mar. ed S.hmdt's bier. tad Howes busr. tad Midweek', bier, mad Redwine,. 1 tisk ms dot's teen- btd.'t ..ver hear el dot Jake. • Oh, yes dant mdeeetmed en 1 neon opeakt.tg el Fear. Abs I hove M wan i • Vail, you a.m. -sand is tem er love days tend i W hoar, taw• The ee ig man I.arier es a ',r„^T•- mem.tubs evsil NM dem — ad Me Orders for cakes tended to. E7Wetltling cake' and almond - icing, a speciality. D. CANTSIAN• promptly at - Tit Of @nil*. SCIATIca. ilI3E WIATIus 6,t - MOORAVA& • INS IN BACK SIK -011 ANY 1'1'sFutut IgS IN USING CARPETSAND SPRING 00008! We have the largest and best as- sorted stock of Carpets eve• seen in Uoderich. Brusmti, f rc w the best Realer*: Tapestries, in great variety, from 25c. up : Bordering• to match our best pat terns, which look as good as Brussels --latest designs and oolorings. A big stock of All Wools, direct from the Mills. Unions, from 25c. up, the greatest value ever seen in this county ; Ramps, from Irk. up ; Art Squares, in all wool and union, assort- ed patterns sad colorings and sizes. Lace Curtains, cheaper and better than ever; over 400 sets to choose from. Lee Curtains are one of our greet specialties : Cbinelle Curtains, French Art Curtains, Art Sateen*, Art Muslims and Curtain Nets, Ax Minster Rugs, Turkish Rage, Moquet Rugs, Dachestan Rugs, Beam Rugs, Velvet Rugs, Door Mats, Velvet Mata, Wool Mata. Our housefurnishing department upstcirs is very complete. Our Car- pet Sewing Machine is a great suc- cess. We can have a carpet ready to lay on your floor two hours after you leave the order. OOLB Our Spring Stock is now com- plete, s.x1 consists of a gnat variety in all the new things for the season. Drew Goode, in the new Fabrics foe Spring Trimmings to suit the latest designs. As usual, we lead in Prints. Our stock is simply lovely in both cloth and design ; pattern. the latest. A complete assortment of Ducks, In both light and dark oolorings. Crinc- let, in the new colorings for the Spring. Pure Scotch Gingham*, plait, and striped Chambrays, Murales Vesting, Piques Sateen* and Cballiee. We want to draw special attention to our Ready Made Spring Capes ani Mantle and Cape Cloths, both in Black and Colored Goods, all new for this Spring trade. We have a few pieces of Dress Goods that are selling at about half price —decides) bargains, good all - wool goods and good colors. Our Ribbon Stock is large and well assorted, as is also our Small Ware Department. Gloves and Stockings particularly good. E BROS., GODERICH. The Great Carpet and Lace Curtain Warehouse of the County. Lawn Mowers Patron True Competition. Tttat Caxaoian ItalLWav t:o. Tat.matura ham less Fished to give the public • 6rseonns with fair and per- manent onmpe'ltten. 1t is mm`mrted oe baldness principles and In the In gramt of Is patrons. 1t da arvSs the support ct every person who beller.loa oompetltfen For onto* despatch eats ON fensp•ay's 11.... -en•mmtiag with all Uses &ml gables I0. ranee ewes. frames sad Burwps. D(reet through wirer to all palate In the Northwest,ltrttish Columbia and PUctfo Coen woe—youth Bide Wei.. 117 11 Local Maas cer.:oode eh 0uRE CONSTIPATION, BILIOUSNESS, DYSPEPSIA. ICK HEADACHE, E8 U LATE THE ONE P.I,L AFTER GATING INSURES GOOD DIGESTION. PRICE25 crs.Tinp0ar's Mf c IF YOU WANT e m m A SPRING BIIIT or an OVERCOAT of First-class Make, Good Material and Latest Style, 1 PON HUGH DUNLOP, Tele Wat-M. flouter. limn N Egan of Ees.lv,sI. DON'T DESPAIR WILL CURE YOU s serVineam to DS a" SM sue. • 00. Tereetkw LATEST IMPROVEMENTS AT 1_4—WEST PRICES. Every Machine warranted to give satisfaction. A Full Line of Builders' and General Hardware always on hand at prices to suit the times. DAVISON & CO. DI 1.1t "_MUN RO'S_ Several Lines of (roods to hand for Spring and Summer Wear, to which additions will be wade as the Season advan e•. Goals are All marked at the Lowest Living Profit and selected with more than usual care. Customer* may rest assured that everything will be up-to-date, and all Departments well assorted, thert,fere no creed of particularizing particu:.. rs. Special attention given to small wares. loapectton kindly solicited. Prompt delivery of purchaser: to any part of the town J064 A. MUNRO Draper and Haberdasher. IDO Yoi.i W ca= t ANYTHING IN THE HARDWARE LINE P R. W. McgENZIE can supply you with a good article at a low price. STOCK COMPLETE IN Builders' and Heavy Hardware, Shelf Goods, Garden and Farming Tools, Paints, Oils, Giant &c. Also Steam Fittings, Belting, dm. VESSEL SUPPLIES A SPECIALTY. Don't fail to give me it call. R. W. McKENZIE, The Crabb Block, Goderich. Pretty Goods FOR WARM WEATHER FA NS, FLOWER POTS, FISHING TACK LE. GAMES. WALL PAPER. THE' FAIR, 3133111 SPRING IMPORTATIONS We have received the greater part of our Spring Stock of Boots and Shoes, comprising the Finest and moot Stylish Footwear that the market af- fords. in Ladies', Mimes and Children's Black and Tan Oxford lies we art showing exceptionally goad valve. in Ladies' Gaiter., etc., we have a Beeline which aro very popular just now. Ladies', Misers' and Children's Betaos Root in endleee variety, at prices to slit the times in dents' wear we have all the leading styles in Dmtrda, lilldl Quad and oat Boys' sad Youths' School Shoes at prices that defy oowputiti a. WI and ase oar Ladies' White chid Tan Genres Oxfords. W m. HARMAN, Jr., Corker Reat.at. mad Square Bessemer to L Dowwiwa. PR— The balance of oar Winter Stook will be sold 'regardless of cost to clear oat. Blibraa+ibo for "The 6lgasi"—=1 Yore