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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1895-4-25, Page 7Tim -SIGNAL : GODRRICH' ONT. TATTR DA Y. APRIL 23 185. 7 'Increase of Cod-11ver Oil, with $ypophosphitcs, is tor CgiCe Sore Th: Bronchitis, Weak Lungs, Consumption, Loss of Flesh, llimaciatlon, Weak Babies, Crowing Children, Poor Mothers' MIIk, Scrofula, Anaemia; - in fact, for all ct,nditions call- ing for a quick and effective siewrishme I..sr.dje. Rretlhilrr. FRES. Urs • baa., leiter g► Au a.gglels. floe i 1i A LITTLE OF EVERYTrONO. • 6 Sr s e31yme. A ynwmr little boy who o•d been w school, Aad was well up to ell aorta of tricks,. IJi.e.vored Net 9 when upside down, Would pees for the figure Se when asked his age by •ood old dame, dowsa Tinasinl.I rounter id '1'ss $, when 1 stand on my fest like this. AMR 6 whom 1 stand on my head. —Jheepbioe 1'o1Lrd. CRISP AND CASUAL. Mtisdester, F.m,mlead, hes voted through its tow. awsnY • iodises ?dollar, for • ui u.ce) school. The men who besseme ► s,oc..dal hype - I ,rile has to work at it every day is the week. It•.•'. Hers. It sometimes happens that when the devil gem to attune he walks there with the preacher Item's Here. Typhoid Neer es0.ol he trasmiitted by sewer res, ie the report of experts to the Leaden Common Council. 1'►. heath el the disease, also, dad it hard to live *stews sewage. The famous hones of Eielebee, t . ermsny, where Luther was born, nae beets repaired and restored sed t ewty opened to the pee lw • less weeks .go es • kind of museum of nliw of the Kiat reformer. Laoaty, Mich , h•a • Inetrluiouiel c:ub whom menders at i.tervb chtesse one at their cumber, whose duty it is to get mar ,ted within • year. The club _fans teat 111 every in.,aeum the chums ane cotetied uut ui. "idols faithfully. l'u Cieslls rusted route dip the articles in I•.quor pour. fur • few awmeute wed then pie.uv 1•• • +tiwg eoluuou ul cJoriole of pot - ..k. Remove, clean with soap and water, and nt.os• over Ruth' in • solation of chlor- ide of mu. The degasses speak heackward, read backward, write backward and sten think backward, according to European notices. They war white for mourning, the 'wet of beam u st the lett, not the right, of the host. The hest room la in Use rear of the house. not the front- They prepare to en- rer • louse by removing the .hoes, not the bot. They tie their hones' heads to the back sed of the shall end laugh at funerals. heihody'e f thy. Nobody's kitty was out in the mow Nobody's kitty bed nowhere to go, Nobody's kitty cried. 'Mi.w-miew•miew ' Somebody pity rut—do, do, do " So somebody pe.p'd from ► window high, She saw bud* kitty, sed heard her cry; Somebody patter'd down our by ser, With elle., blue eyes, ed with moles boar. Somebody g.th.r'd the wanderer n— Nobody's kitty, so cold and thin ; Nobody's kitty was eomebo�dJ s pmt, Ha, h ! my tale a not .md.d vK Somebody's doggie barked, 'Bow -waw. Se I'h lib inlay'. doggie new `1►is r oils re,e, 'de : that is not ,roes I've r.sm is sty beast for kitty and you.' tib Whiewed Warmer. Siam Hamer died the ens den'' shine w. Whit. Th. .nes den's twinkle mar me kens at might, The church b11 Sunday monL' w't the cheer It had when Ms* waw here, Sithe Hamner died. The very chickens misuse Hammer's tarn Ad go 'round with • sorter l.wosse air, There ain't no tied of Joy about the phut. Without her .milia' tae., SILO. Hammer died. T\e ~des tools bang in the apple tees., The bossweede u• e-killi■ of the peas ; There's on one here to hoe the titters now, Kr feed the boos an' cow, Sine Hemmer died. 1 i pose, of course, I'd carter be resigned, But when I go out in the shed sed find The az .he chopped the wood with all team yearsI' wet it with my tears, Sines Hammer died. • Tomboy. That long-legged derlug, Alice James, Play, cricket with the Johnson boys ; A dean ensues 000ld net make So .bell a notes. She's only twelve, and so, unfrocked. Homed her sometimes themeless kale, .And newer maiden lo.ged so much A boy to be. She pets oo gloves and pads to bat, Mod makes young Johnson bowl her .few. Geed heavens ! bow the pulled that ball And how it roe.. 831.'' rambled yards oateide the cream, And is indiepatebly sun Another ionise t Ab, bow stream That cherry pout. She keeps on betting all the time, And hammers Report John.o.'. lobs ; She also thumpps. 6miliei Ad also Bob's. So, tidier rougb319d ever rales, Thu long-lrapred darling has her will ; And when she's Swaney, I expecte Sb will d. sea . 4iiursmm Gale. • Yells dams.. " A IIMIS talk with Jesus,* • guise hour with Him Will ad= the risingbillows, Admire life's troubled stream. E'en f hough the surge. Armies Your bark to .vorwbnlh ; Jest spook • word to Jesus. Ad He will take the bels. When .teem are pcemiag round yea And doubt. •d fears penins ; " A little talk with Jeans " Year eour.gs will resew. Tlassigh all armed be dsrksome., With mares • glmm et light To Or pierce Mae gees ef night. Am eaves' prayer oared. " A little talk with His," Will light sew the beams— That !aM bad shrine me dim. Tbrew 'Meal Aisles h brightly from star, Will bring your bark la safety WlthIe the barber bar. Aad then, year voyage smiled, Yea'n mad the golden way : Whore sought .t darktise' enter.. Ter them 'tie always day. Within the hely eity Waw mens m-siens Its, The ling ` an Hb bssetir— Yesr wieder .yes .heli se. Him V41111 es soft .d tiller la glad mem reel her 1 wide wwri of mored... sweebw Pail en the ,elan est. Aad thee amid the apish Tilt ors. M year *OM 1 Ten hiassothared this J.. talks With rib —Medi 11ifsbasis Wei Pith MIXED PICKLES. sensitive Stomach 1 haws en attack of dyspepsia this morning. ' \\ bot brought it on •' , 1 dreamed of over -eating last night ' Stephanie ((etching • pickpocket rifling his pooket•)-- What are you doing then ! Facetious Pickpocket K•uing your wages, that's all. I.ucy - Did you know that our new young rector is quite en artistSneerwal -Ab, indeed ' It u truly refreshing to find • se d preacher that araw. • Mind, I don't want to be Uttered.' mid • t•Miaine rola), oonlldenti•lly, behind a photographer's screen, ' but do try and idealize it all you sat.' Mik.—I)y yea Dotes me new ring. It's an oa•.e•Id, it is, Biddy : Baldest —Aa Em- erald, is a! Shure, an' be the look at. r T should cell it • shamrock. Httb.rt. Potosi si Boarder ---Mn. Starve., I cm stead havtag bosh every day in W week, but when ea su.d•y you put rallies u it sad cull it mush -pis, I draw the lino. Reno—Whet is en ,gnostic Cools George—An.gmestie is • man who loudly dnsi•res that he ko.ws aothiag, and nbtm s you if yeas Wheys him. He- 1 never smoke • cigarette without thinki•g what • fool 1 •m. 331—I didn't knew before that there was any virtue in cigarettes at .11. The two most exciting periods in • wo- oers'. life ere who she u listening to her first proposal end bidding ea • b•.ket of broken crockery at es •osteo•. , I was sorry to hoar that your tu.b•ed u sick, said the caller. Yes,' was the re ply, • It was really too bad. H. took ooh a liking to • new kind of health food that he overate himself.' An Iriuhm.• recently •ppb•d for an en- listment in e Calked States army recruiting elbow. 'Do you knew anything about drill- ing !' asked the ofieer. 1 do,' answered Pat. ' It's 12cents a yard in any of the dry geode stores' them there an 1,476 stili'• idolised Wei. tem. Hot Galloway, .f the Mre\dht ljpi� om�a1 .imob Seoul, win seem vital, 1311, missies is Was end Japan. The Gera Presbyterians both 150 mite soon is the united States sad 1M mhum.h , with • membership el 12,664. Arrangements are slre.d► being Mihail lee next tfaptt.t aoagsees, which will be bold i. Provides's, R.I . Noy. 12 14. The chest jostles el the wort of Japan u • Christian, tied president of the Young filed. Christian Assootatios of Tokio. The First or Nath Congregational thumb. B ' C'oos., will celebrate its two h ,math anniversary June 19 20. No beer or spirits are permitted to be sold is ('brietlaa•, the capital of Norway, from Saturday •fternooa till Monday more tag. In 1'aaeda the canals are to be slowed at 12 o'clock as Saturday night, and kept clewed wail the tame hour on Su•d•y night There u mud to be mot a mingle proteetaet Hungarian service so New \-ork, notwith- standing there are 40,00 Huogeriene there. The Baptists of New York state Impended last year in mission work, Matadi:or .iy missions la New York and Rrooklys, $106,- 213.03. Freeport, In., has recently raised 116,• 500 te missal the indebtedness os t elnuog !lee's Christian Aesoci•tion bolding b that place. The Corms. Evangelical Presbyterian )lirton•ry Society has recently epsasd • tbeolottical academy .t Tokio. Its library Ise 9,000 volumes. For the single town of Pooree,Idia,ihre are sent out every year 7,000 Hideo ills - shirts. to proclaim the worship of • single Hindoo god. The 1'nit.d Presbyterian estimates the protestant vote in this country et 3,626,000 sed the Romeo Catholic vote •t 1,500,000, out of • total vote of 12,077,657. The late Lemuel Coffin, of Philadelphia, gave about 11150.000 10 charities, of which 150,000 was riven to the Episcopal church of the Holy Trinity of Philadelphia. Mn. Telmege, wife of 1)r. Talmage, re- oeoty received a be•Iuet of 113,000 from a woman who was • stranger to her, sed to whom she gave a mat to • street oar. MRS. GRUNDY SAYS : POINTS FOR PREACHERS. St. Peter never carried any sermon sand- paper with him. Jams didn't do bit best preaching to his 1•rgest adi.00en Daniel is still preaching, because he was not afraid of the lion's des. The prophet who turned back to eat and dunk wee killed by • lion Elijah didn't depend upon • oommittee to buil up the broken down •iter. The Lord charged Peter to feed his lamb, beton he mid anything •boat the sheep. Whim Isaiah said : • Ho, .very ens that thir.t,t\ " he had something in kis pitcher. It was becomes the Lord bloused the breed that be was able to feed the 8v. thousand - Peter ones toiled •11 night sad caught a. - thug, but he made up tor lost time at Pen- tecost. The angel called Gideon a mighty man of valor. ';idea called himself the Inst of he father's house. JAPANESE PROVERBS. The ignorant are never defeated In any ars went. Pati...e is the rope of advancement in all limas d life. Whom the souse of shame is lose •dyanes- meet omen. A woman with • tin. -inch tomes cots slay • Suet. Evrtbody bas sight eyes for him nevh- bor'u besieges With ' h • a moin the .ye sae outset gas the 1W y s. bearsGagne .me idiydsal tied them estspreheeds ten. N.udia•aoe looks at the battlei.ld, then mikes its attire. A seem.a without j.doomy is like • ball without el..tieity. The fish width esmpen from the book 1104111111 shwas the largest. Who shah goods is milled • thief ; who stasis destaig... • ruler. Sethi' idersetssm im a .gstestb shame. bat sot 1w Mara b scaly a being shame. — i ..g Yang Tussle& That 50610 .re confident Hades will have to be enlarged. That 5e • reckless talker, the girl of the period rivals the parrot. That the social ascendency of the obscure do not interest the autromer. That card parties for prizes aro having an inooaustent reign of Leet. Thu unbridled, malicious tongues do se much berm es unloaded guns The tsehioneble sympathy is the had ex• leaded to farther psrtsculsrs. Tram women who never went with Worth are ioodeet deploring his death. That too many lawyers labor more for their for than ter their client& That sons, whispers .bout official •flair. in Weakle;ten are very peculiar. That many women who hay* up.cial mean, of livelihood are numerous. net with so meaty o0mic papers it i, to be expected old jokes will reappear. That women interviewed shoat there di- vorce arc net in meed of nerve tonic. That high Dollars are the only things that make ..mo sem bold up their heads. That the oormmercial feature of int.rne- tiomal marriages is not given publicity That asam.nr poets ere some1imse as much • mimeos as dog. in Cooatantiople. That the ingenious rirl does not find her- self •ppr.oiated in f•abioneble society. That "how d' de is the only thing that does net cost money its • court of law. Do YOU KNOW ? That ...testae.° seams hos within ? TWA oN-aetsa.Lum espe In se hmpedimesl to esemer? That g.iltlemams is the gra for eeepio. ler people That geed massae meat be be .1 • dim- oeant similar' Tose astiremaais is the aping el wary - Wag UM it h•msish That the pie& who latheems you .n tbsy tube 31.1... im yes ! The* M he • good iimtesr h ms auras, behead mad M be diked la i1 • sassy bad habit es mrnsw sea et Oriel having • restive ! T ie% is iryesr »a bedews base .i the grgpwrt OW hi tb WWI& lfiu010US NOTES. /Me liparemag Ifeesso ', NS% Athededlmtti . Ides . Thor. hes 1W male sislss-ris sail 60 tine- ..... .R1 ' whir Alb ' S SHIRT WAIST 8. stiff oollan and cuffs are always proper. The fashionable thing at present is to wear white limo collars with the colored skirt waist.. Dotted swiss in ivy, ted or black makes exceeding woe waists, and the pale color- ed tames ed even oreaadies are greatly used. Very pretty are the lawn woos in china blue, old rose, red or pink with an •11 -over pattern in white embroidery. Striped and checkered lions make resat waists: they eat quite se much se 11k, but are more sub- 5t0tW. Shiro for weer ender Stem rad open fronted oats ars exewesimghy ornate this season, and ore .nbroidwed in dots, rings or fiorietod patterns. The prettiest ones show hemstitched tucks, soma et them very n arrow. Both staodimg ostlers with broken edges or tare -down sass are worm. Ter Sesser mothi•g ma replace those of Jap.aese washable .ilk or Ices, percale, gingham. or cheviot. 71. Neaps remains about the ease, hi these sigliges waists are festa with as hush wire ea the more greasy seas The grestlssm's frmiehi g stores are making •.p.siMllty of tins utility waists, whish became rather expeseivs when bought from a swell selailibsmt. PARISIAN NOTES. White suet revered tut svesba Wear— Sots and •.ee.aa/e.. Sense .f the new Spring .d Swami hats are made of .tow woven with gold or silk brad. Red sad .tante isthmus to be • fashionable sitlinery oembin•tio•, while 1lorgstmesot blue and violet w still men in odious sompsaitnship. Jessica now permits the watch to he were in any •d every way. It may he pined upon 131 bosom by • bowknet, like • deaer dim, may be bang at the chatelaine or may be wore with • nob shim. Altbsgk light sieves ere sew is worse fes the serest, they we sot were in Paris with simple auk wines gowns. • deeper diode bsisgM aes5spmv these plain 'mita hese risk std Agent the toilet the mesh pale dad debits the dewed. Beth suede and elan kid are woes, white, pd•t1 ray MWag bmdt mg f vored h the (•Isar material Sham .d seeekings for thesis wear se - illy midi this U it is pile in tient, but whit gidMgir4 sties shaded Mack is ssprfy . sluts adopted. 'jlr Iiiiianable sedan b disple,but gos- o rsliy Werke ins sort of ms•meat. Per yoan[ gide this Is merely • hese\ of low - .n se se sari .t ribbon. • ■11marr •.a. 11 was • .sail srd.s te reader, and yam se shawl an the Swat theasselhh.s versed by street ser Ham that it wadi be W eimenhe sd by the rratdd sestriou5, ire it aired that teeth of kielliem ler • wits' ldethl' widish mime els bailie t•• Qalid s mglsft no an all M.Ihsra." b • km.Nlfnl renisy. 11 was • dirty.sM day he • 11.rtbes 11e heti en ta bebelow te 11tr day. Ydita "11KMeer et • hers. nor W weed as W pate ask w we tent Oreo. DELICIOUS MAZAWATTEK TEAS, 15,000,000 Packets Soli Ansett! In Great Britali The Tea of the Old Country, Modern I Featherbone Corsets must not be confounded with those which were made five or R'i years ago. The Featherbone Corset of to -day is as far removed from the old style, as black is from white. B"Y A PAIR AND YOU WILL BE PLEASED. SPRING MILLINERY ! MISS CAXRON wishes to aunttuucei to her customers anti the lateen of Uoderich and sur- roundiag country that she has placed in stork all the new, leading fashions, bt,th in Shales :.nd Trimmings, that have been tlo.igneri for this Season a trade ; and also that the present well -assorted stock will be renewed front week to week throughout the Season. Having adopted the strictly Cash system, both in buying and selling, .:he is preparesd to quote the lowest possible prices tirat.•lass Millinery can be sold for, and can quote Hats froul .'O eta. up. There will be no special opening days, but every day will be an opening for all who ween ..sty and artistic Millinery male up in the best manner. Thanking utv many patrons for past favors, i solicit n routiuu:"ire of mole. Call and inspect arty stock. MISS CAMERON. SPRING IM PORTATIONS! We have received the greater part of our Spring Steck of Boots and Shoes, comprising the Finest anti moat Stylish Footwear that the market af- fords. In Ladies', Misses and Children's Black and Tan Oxford Tie,: we are showing exceptionally good value. 1n Lathes' Gaiters, etc., we have 11 fine line which are very popular just now. ladies, Mimes' and Children's Button Boots in endless variety, at prices to suit the times. in (;rent.' wear we have all the heeding styles in Dongola, Shell Cord and Calf. Boys' and Youths' School Shoes at prices that defy competition. Call and see our Ladies' White and Tan Canvas Oxfords. Wm. SHARMAN, Jr., Corner hast -.t. and Square. Successor to E. Bowmen. P.S.--The balance of our Winter Stock will be sold regardless of cost to clear out sttbsu, a 'Toa seta' Osis $1 • yin II 1 LB. AID LB. MD PACKETS 1 IT 40, 60, AID 60 CUTS PER LL I —SOLD BY— C. A. NAIRN, H. E. SNELL, sid STURDY BROS. Benumbed and blue with the terrible oold, his hands and feet stiff, it seemed to him as he faced the icy bleats that swept down the narrow streets that he should perish before he reached the end of his route. The p•s.enger• shivered in the partially. Mated oar. The conductor was busy col- lecting fares, and attending to other duties. Jai tk.ts • large man, with his leo. full of that sort of fellowship that requires so label, went out on the front platform, took the reins from the nearly frozen diner and said, " Go inside and thaw out. 1 live out at UN. other end of the line, and I'll drive till you get warmed up." Thankfully the driver handed over the raise, saying es he did so, " I've drove on this line fifteen years, sad you re the first mss that ever offered to take my hoes. God bless you, sir. 1 was that near freez- ing that I thought I would sot get to the harm." nave • aebby. The man who undertakes t. cultivate some fad like the growing of plants, the retinas of 6th, photography, etomology, boating, bicycle (iding, athletic sports, sitaoe.opy, punting. drawing. mueio, 8.b- ing. hunting, •tad • thousand and one other Magi whish may come oder the heed of psrsotrl recreation, has always something within his reach which mikes him indorsed. est of the outside world. The boating see i. fwwv.r 'teeing his canoe or yacht with riot sr varnish sad fittings of his owe in- vention. 71. mineralogist hoe an idles pleewre is •rr.giog his opinions and im bbt•isk g those which ere new. The sports. seem lights his battles over .g•dn, •od the 1.hrmmm attends to bis Morale tied Meseta 'facts' M illestrste his next year's exploits All harmless •mes.ments.but more valuable 1boo gold. bemuse they take • tri•. sway fres himself. —Benbsee. / .tat PYNY - PECTORAL iun- llegal es ahem ha Inarea mesa 1 target amide M! (Isla MMS I oma MI In IlONT111101. NEW BAKERY —IN — GI- ODERICH. JOHN A. GREEN has established s new Bakery and Con- fectionery Store on Hamilton-st. in Barrie's old stand, where he will keep constantly on hand everything in the line of Good Bread, Cakes and Pastry of best make. Large Loaves at $ eta., and small Loaves at 4c. No combination ; no extortion; but everything to suit the times and the pockets of the people. If you want Good Bread and Cheap Bread leave your orders at the New Bakery, on Hamilton Street. Wedding Cakes a Specialty. Bread delivered to all parts of the town. JOHN A. GREEN. 35CkS11 PRIZES -35 1st prize, $25 ; 2nd, $15 3rd, S'0 ; 4th, S5 . 6th, S2 10 prizes of SI each , 20 prizes of bOc, each. The l'ropneters of Ifo » `_alada nylon seanilei hem= ATE NTS 5iitt rittONTS. ate. '°1r;�>rll21; .r ataisma tests eat 5 ss . a s mit ie by • •taM ghee tree tit essore.hTIC /scientific American 7 elptr efy .di*n MMteeA601M.mtt ( n "ill;VA0ta1) et Droadw to PATENTS 1 MEATS. Teed SOBS 110 COP/11YMTi Meisel. sod till busteese la the V. A Palest Owes attended M at saODRRA 11 PIM. Oar Ma" -p tib U. n. Patent Ot w t as op= py.g.is Is teas time brio hose -emote hem W4IHINOTON. geed kMOas se eDKKULL OR DRAWING. Wa ad- %oli a NQPA MA hes WR OR ( Imam Wee rr01.rrhers, troths er M �s O. .. Patent Owes. rat manias tsrme and reterreees to milder ti 1►sh ow* Slats or Comet v write c • MOW Omit. Petit OMeadasliteasse. D r, •-N FOR TWENTY-FIVE YEARS DUNN'S BAKING 1E TMt..acoarset �wE"° offer to school children the shove prises, competition open until let of May, for the best poem or rhyme, the initial letter of the lines reeding downwards to come - pose the words -- 'Salads' C'oTas on ---- The poem is expected to be the result of the ehild's own thought, the name, age, oddment soil school to he appended to each poem, also • card out of • package of i i Salada" t Ceylon Tea, STURDY BROS., 4.I1N1:1tw. The tyaarr. b•d•rl. 0. 'Telephone Coaneetioo. TRILNK 0 -OD E RIO 1-1 TIME TABLE: I),p•rt.... 6.56 A. M.) (Arnve...10. 50 A.1. •• h 50 r. w. " ... 1.18 ►. M, "• ....3.45 e. M. I -- " ... 7.40 r. u. " . 9 S e.M. Purchase your through Tickets via IThe Old Reliable Grand Trunk Line, thus a •oiding transfers and changes. Splend'd Train Service- -none tett,•, Speed, safety and comfort combined. Remember Manitoba and Northwest Excursion. anti Settlers Trains' during March and April. For particulars, rates, kr., s; p!; i ' N. ARMSTRONG, 0.7.R Tows Tick.t+•reat, Oerterich _pull supply of Maps. Foden, tee., free to ell. fall and roe him. All information cheerfully furnished. Take 41 always—Take no other mr Coughs •a• Colds Gray's Red of Syrup OumSpruce TRE OLD ST'A1lDAlD It>{IMM! PDX COTIOTIB. COLDS, ASITINA and an Ail tetiosm of tee Longa Ile hasm you get Oao0 Top. 'Ti there ti.t merea wa fad pea • beim sold EROS, 'WATSON i Oc. Pa..ara»aa • trod,,' oAL.