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IN A HAUNTED HOUSE. NARK TWAIN GOES ABROAD. MISTAKeN FOR A MAN
omt Mer, •/ Me aS•eater. or MM We 1111111e M• Saga* es the Paris' Yet
M• rooms top •she °See. WeRw..
lL ala/aI► avenin 1• Ih11..
.d:rwa
. AU ..dr.r`"ead approved local
ammothetlo M bead ler paloleee woes,
deo a brick, fly
fR, E. RICHARDSON. L. D. S„
•- renown d•attit. this tool 1teethed air
alnoae..red for potations intro. -Ong .f teeth.
�paeW attention. eves' to the prv.orvtloo
eF the natural teeth. Office I'p maws,
thew Opera House Whoasotreaos on West-
Yt-. sloth, h. Veldt
Madloal.
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ren.' el. Nieto oel • from. Urinal litalyutte
Litt
Local.
' i t► JOHNSTON, BARRISTER. SO-
! ce'Wee sage, elf, Money to
1ea1A, 1MOOS • ear. H.lolltise sod at. Ao•
ere s'• stn. Uoderlo. Oat. MK
I t)FTUS K. DANCEY, BAHRIr)TKR,
deice/tor. (oevey.noer. to.. etc. ]Toney
to item at lowrer intro. Ilurtou's Work. Op-
poeito O'olburne Ilutrt. Uedencn. Out. jell-tt
12 N. LKWIN, BAKRI8'rYlt, PltOO-
IJ' . for 1■ Mentions Cowrie of
Ott. a South Latham* ietet.
RC. HAYS, BARRISTER. SOLICIT
Lt. tilt. tc. IML* North et . teat door
▪ .w 1. ,Ml.e. 1'r4 ••r fail. to less at
lowest rates of 11.ter.• . ISSI
r -i ARROW t PRUUDFOOT, BAH.
J rimers. Ahem* a, bbl/dtora tc.. Bode
rich. J. T. Uanww, Y.L.. W. Pru.droot.
tAMEHJN. HOLT A Hl1LM6$, ,lar -,teff, Solicitors la Chatwr7 to.
tloderteh. M, C, Cameros. Q.C.: P. Holt ;
Deafer Holmes.
G. WARD, CI NVEYAMJKK,
J. to., and oonimle.woer fur tatitryytl and ro-
om tleg rectornuaaces of bail. erodes as et
•ereatlone, deposits one or solemn dealers -
Mae In or ouoor.tng any .niton. ■ort Nr pre•
seeoinii la use High Court of Justine, tk.
Court of Appeal fer thaw -to. or lin any Cowry
or Milano Gert, Au trwnw:uoue earrfnlyy
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MONEY TO LOAN. - $26,800.00
4,1 vat. rands to laid sa Iter an
u.s4. r'il'e Z. UANCLY. leaser.
flap-• Colborne Hotel. .tf
F)�1 T. NArrKL, FIHI, LIP AND
L .':•sldeot uuletl • at lowest
mule.ON..-ens. N °O'.rtk.i. rad wet•! s. ted.
Brick.
000 TO LOAN. APPLY TO
• CAMSRON MOLT t UOLlllia, Bode-
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RIRADOL111E0. NURAL P_v-
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Loallaolt ted. Non, to Lead on weigh
gum
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M001 w.7 ea to s� yt oessower dans-
al door tta.lW.gore.'Bose lriesel. Aid►
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Opes from I to m r.K„ sad from T to lI r.u.
ABOUT 9000 VUL'S IN LIBRARY.
L..diwg Dotty, Weakly awl Illu.tral.d
Papers, Megawatt, elf- dot File.
M$MB RBHiP TICKET. ONLY .I.M.
tPantl.g tree me of library and heading -
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AreateaUoos rot membership reoelvsd by
IJbr.rl.n. lemma
J. H. l'OLIIO1tNK. 11 I4 11 I1,10N.
Msorwtary 1,bran/tn.ood.rlen Yareh Ih► IatS.
AIAOttonssp'la .
91111)M AS UUNDRY, AUCTIONKKR
and 1ttearaeos Agent. Ooderiob• Ont.
Agent tads. else I..o•.btre ries Ina Co..
sad Dere District Memel los. Co. Sales at
tended to ID any part of the county. 90-ly
Jl►BN KNOZ, OZPIERAL At'C-
heeswr sod bead Valuator. Ooderlrh,
Ont. raving had considerable experience le
sb.•1rttoneerio,ttrade, he Is to • position te
lterl.•rie with thorough estlefactlea ill coin
•l.i o,a entrusted to him. orders lett at
M•rtiu'• Hotel. or sent by mail to hie.ddessa
0oderi0k P.O.. carefully attended to. JOHN
atria 0e$* Anetloheer Matt
D1tatm1 Announcement.
TEETH ESTMCTES WITHOUT PAIN
RTR!L- CIILUI1.IDE
air
DR. B. RICHARDSON'S
aaaTaa rd.L.ena.
MBA NMI KKR MT -STREET
Balli 1.XOT, ONT.
It affords me unlimited eatisf,itloe. after •
thorough tea, reewitl..gg la the meet enthunsere
sic appreciation of d.11gbtrul and .etoeIebed
Morose, to eabeelt that 1 have the cell mil
earleiye nett to me in Goderich. the latest
S ete•tllc dleeovey widish is wsrr•oted nicer
l meats the lease pole during the .streetles
of teeth sr .toles of •.7 Mad. le nearly
* very rase. •ad very Male pain in the met
extreme eases.
IrTHAIL --0S LORIL)TC
Is •10.01 S.asethet10 taut serer &Mhete the
males' in the Mif1gghktes1. le harmless as weir.
and the best .stied known o0 earth to reader
the tooth meemsltfve to pals. Patients
einer0 tee 11 le
P..MIv.Iy ■areola.• as ib ailette.
Preservation a ab. antersl teeth • sponially-
All illflft17 dem
U dental
tesiest, arems.
DIPS r DR. i. f1caAIRD.ON.
Whet 0pe*9M tea Coate.
At blit wo hate ea i.fsfliH S rale ter
n.1 ss slid though it comes from an un-
known ammo it is warranted M please
the .nest exacting option. It ren. as fel
lows
limited is an eiodhst meek, bat like most
women of her profession eke r npsiow.sed
and insists apse making all her disbar
strictly •oserdt.g to her okra recipes. Her
mistress gins Mr toll ewi•s, not 64217 se
to o0eking, bot 0o to the parches of sap
picas
The other day bis .tausns maid to her
•Itroaget, the ee%e y.s are giving to es
eery good. What hied is it
t an kiwi at all, tonin,' maid Bridget.
'it's a mixture
'How do yes mix it
'1 mskm it ensquarter Maths god moon
oftener Jays sod mos-Tnarter Ria'
'let AM'S edy tbrss-quarbera What de
les M is Aar tea ether georMr'
h rib 1. M gainer Ohm gi•• all, loom.
That • whim tis may glutei tie seas.
"'a--b'wMhg is . bo* plsIIU.'
' 'there come lo Tien Tota an Kagluhatr
end hie sou The father was a retired army
other u1 moue *.ease, and they were travel.
hag for pleasure. They took • fancy to
1&oo•Tui and decided to settle there for a
while 1.uokint about for a house, they
were much attracted by hoe loot uutaate the
oily, which stood urea the water • edge mid
eownla.ded • beautiful view of the harbor.
Their friends, awl more especially their
t Meese e.nante, cried out aghast. rimy
must not think of such • thing The 110414e
wee haunted. No <N.e itad lived to it for
years It wise as much se one's life wee
worth etre to lass it after ntuhtf•lI.
i.lal• 1. TI.KI:..K.
TL. 1:nglaltaen, however, were not to be
frightened oil by any such silly stones.
They rented the bowie and moved in. Fur
esrrru mouths all %eat well. {loth lather
and coo were delighted with the plane, and
busily decblyd lin buy it.
1 rue et riving the eon, who had been din•
lug 10 teem water home .lu,te late. As he
opened the front door he beard what seem
ed to be • scuttle in his father's room lie.
lure he oould reach the top of the slain a
soul piercing •hnek rum high above the con•
fusel din. Then all esu stout. Hushing
Into he father's nem, the young titan found
hien lying on the floor au • pool ut b{ood.
i beer ase 00 title else lin the r00m, 000 was
tharc any apparent way for anyone to hate'
left it without paving him le the hall. A
knife was •ttckiog 111 the breast of the
wounded man, • wicked looking %Isley
k.ife, with ..:uriou.Iy carve.{ handle. The
)0011v man strpprd Iota the hall to call the
sersante 1.0 hie father's .seutance. When
he step' ed back two the room . mon,eht
later the knife hail disappeared '
The wounded man never rallied. He
bve,1 se%er.l haute, but w•• not able •o
speak. He t.se was disunited by an ex.
procaine ..f unutterable terror, and he died
with the look still to be eves.
NI
1.14.11.151...V .1.. KT.
The aa•oct•tinos of the place were too
painful for his ten to remain therelottger.
He offered • large reward for the discoverer
of his tatter's murderer, red left • minute
deecnptioh of the knife ttat hod so myster-
iously dwappeerd. Than he clacked up kie
adenines' and returned to 1:ogland. The
house stood vacant, of euros, more dread-
ed rhea ever
!tooths psaed, perhaps rear but after
a outrun lapse of time, one of our now -of
war vetted the harbor of Tien Toa. Sev-
eral of the officers were ashore one night,
(toasts with • party of (orelih residents of
the club 'some one told told the story of
the haunted house and the murdered I:ng
liahmeo, adding teat the Datives said the
murder was re -..acted every night at the
same hour 1 for officers expressed • lively
interest in the oaeostive
' Lots vont the house some nivht,' one of
them cuggestto, 'and see the show.
• Why sot to night '• exclaimed • vouov
11..e, whom we will .gree to call A. • We
have plenty of time, .oil the *toward of the
club has the keys of the bore Tb. Etat
Lsbot•n left them with him when be went
away
1.1Ti.o Tn1. not --r.
The mea were all young and keen for .d
venture. Perhaps the excellent club pooch
hod made them even braver than usual.
Anyhow, the 0uggelloh we received with
aeelamattoo. The keys were called for.
Some ooe produced • laotevn. The rest
filled their pockets with m..tches and caudle
ands. When they were ready to start they
looked about 1dt A. He was nowhere to be
found. The putty set forth without him.
lin* of the officers could sot retrain from ex-
pressing home amusement that the organiser
of the .dve.ture should prove the only use
afraid to carry It through.
' Afraid " cried one of the club members.
'lou don't know him. He dooms t know
what fear means I'll wager that he's up
to some deviltry at this moment. Probably
his has gone ..n ahead to put on • pillow
case and play ghost for u•.
They bad to hurry to reach the house at
the interd.d hour.
There It *.,' awm ace said at last, and
Lieut. B , who carried the lantern, looked
u hu woteh hy it• light and anoounoed
that they hod 'oat three minute* to spare.
The door was unlocked with difficulty, for
the feetemaare had rusted from disuse.
.,.1.1: 1. 111, ■LAKT.
'By i;eorge ' cried the drat man who step-
ped Into the h•11. 'there's something going
on upstairs '
'It's A., said hu friend. laughing, sod
they all started upstairs, Mr. 11. wslktog
ahead with the lantern.
A rry of despair startled the smiles from
their lip s and .,u*ekened their steps to • run.
1: pushed open the door of the room from
which the meads hal ct m.. As he did .o.
and before he could .ee anything, the looters
was dashed from his hand and the door
d .mmed hehied him. He stood .till is the
4008 15 for a few awful, terror -stock••
. ,ands. Then M took a seep forward and
tripped over oomothoor es the Marr. H.
steeped oyer, and his hood enoou.t.rea •
pool of warm m.Iag liquid. ft dashed o.
h a mind that the was blood. and that
the thing he had stumbled 0000 was • man's
bAt last the door wee op,..d. The yoo.g
men crowded is with their candles. Thom
at their foot lay poor A with the Maley
knife In ha heart •
wra.g0 N ILL .a T
After tote ..eood murder the sathertttes
were aroused to • display of tardy •.tivity.
The house was saroiolly smirched and tie
discovery wee made that the wallbi were
double. 00.tu.iav morel doors. staircase
and storage chambers. Ils..f these .caret
doers accounted foe the murderer's seems,
ad his Miura to gat the knife. which be
evidently Nit wnnlel be • dangerous els. le
She secret chambers were found • eoaeid.r-
ahM .apply nn. arms and • gnanuty of vola
. ble* of varied d..oriplso... It wee seldom
that the place had been need M • rehire and
storehoum by !lone.* pirates. its proximity
te the w.tr making 1t more-owymot. The
owner of the k.t?. and .emi members of the
gong ware sub.eyoontly captured avid pot to
death.
M Got flee, ss Leos.
TM tiny boy stylus' ler • doh.
' fb you want • bny M imbed of the
magnate of the off,e., steadies before him,
cap in hand.
Nobody waste • bey,' replied th. log
nate, geteg him sharply.
' 1 b you wood • bey : ' asked eh..ppli
.eat, mumps abashed.
•o cense smell • boy. centhe dlomer-
The heyrmock Me nap on the hook of hr
head.
' Wel, say, miksteeir,' it inquired. 'do yo.
ha. m~. r
T8.aOa�..d.
rlo oetrry tam, w Jae' he Milk 'cid 1
mei y.V dot* e1iW we wawa'
I'rub,•Wy the no.., laa..l.plcunw pas,
Seeger on the Amrnoan line steamship Parte
the other day era. a laogu.d man with duffs•
gr tv hair, who looked ea if he tool made a
•*.take in taking passage w Ut. ...shut. He
carried aa old uwbrelis .n tote hood and •
crush hot atom up to a mew• aper In the
other. A few persons recoguired hon a.
seams! 1. Clemens He •pparcaly was
traveling as !lark Twalu, profeemooal
hutuurtet He woos somewhat tate to fact,
! 11 he had tees • few mt.utm later he might
bear n•.t w *elk to Europe or take the next
I&tra.nshty. Somebody suggrated to him
that the Pari. win read) to soil, He aum
weird with hos IsmtiIor dosot
I'Well if the Iro•te reedy to go, 1 goes I
ons. I am going ov,-r to sec nay wife and
tans/ly at Ktretat, where they are support -
lug a .xtuple ad doct,.rs 1 mime, sir( there
when a doctor gels held of a good patient rice
keeps tun They geuer•Ily Coke you to •
1 spall place and keep you there l'heu they
pass you aloog Lo • friend in another' piece,
and they keep you moving like tale Moaner•
mag .dew My rite has teen doing this for
Ohre. years
"1 don't dare to here et co • I.ead•che
after I land on the other side. Hut I goer
1'11 t.riug her hack when 1 .-time In I li:totter.
'Th.% a not tenth voyage in the peat
three 'teats. I m getting real fund of sail.
mg now. After the first lite or six day• 1
rather rut,.) the trip.'
Mr. 1'Irutetie ot.rtvl up the gaagplaok.
\ deck hoed, who thought the gingham um
hull. hardly in keeping with • first clam
tarkrt, cropped the hummor.st and asked .
'Are tum • passenger ''
Mr. 1lemons summered - 'I 1 don't •
know, but 1 rather thiuk sit Wit •
minute. and Ili see.'
Then lir. Clemens looked .'ser
.covert list and exclaimed triumphantly
'Yea I'm • passenger. Herr • my name
on the list.'
The neckband raid 000letbiog about
I:loo.tsgdale as Mork waved him • stately
farewell --New Y..rk Sun
Ile MS Leh. Iyvr.rt•.
esu .t • lecture : the rose wo. hot and
entailed, and %Ire- R'tteraweet noticed that
her husband was suffering under a cruse of
'rotary.
• Who* is it, dear she whispered, under
cover el one of the speaker's rounded
period..
!ir Bittersweet's sniffs became more
audible. • It's the olwmlwble odor of per-
fumery in the rowti,' he puffed, ' I'm almost
ospnyslated by It. Why, 1 con meat four
man detinet scents esery Uma the •omen
about us applaud '
, I1, aril, try not to notice 1t,' whispered
his wife with that cheerfulnese always die
played by the fa tend of the sufferer in such
cases ' Ib listen to the lecture ; it is Lust
'predict ' -
Humph : I suppose you hke the odor
women .Iw•y. do like whatever ...nets
mosey 11.1 you happen u. know how mach
Is spent annually on perfumery in Amence
•louNur "
, near. 1 don't. What is it''
a Cm well, I don't remember the exact
bgures fust now, but i assure you it is ams•
thing enormous. For my part 1 think that
the carry Ing of perfumes Into publics planes
should he prohibited by law, and the
amount • t money which would otherwise
have been wasted upon them 'night then go
towards eodowtsg an asylum for those idiots
who don't know that others have rights in
public
' Sb .h ' You are disturbing people.
The lady in the violet bonnet is looking dag-
gers at you.'
' Humph, the ooe whose handkerehlef is
potsovie with patchouli I don't care If she
isn't pleased. Say, I think I'll step out for
e cItsar.'
said his wife, with • smile, ' I
thought somethiog hostiles the perfume was
troubling you.'
He came back before !bog with • smiing
face and settled himself comfortably In h*.
Place. As he did too the lady in the violet
bonnet, who sat nett to him, began to wive
her hendkerchiel before her face.
' Iso t it awful,' she whispered to her
companion, ' wherever one goer it is fust the
same some horrid man poisons the air with
the odor , f stale tefaeoe , po.tlively 1
eould•'t stand .1 if 1 had." t'tome .troag per-
fume about me to act se an antidote.'
.rNMrly Love ea a Tenement Mower
But the most ug0itica0t etoreesion of
the spirit of milers life in Itultiach street,
and a truly beautiful one, Is the readiness
of neighbors to help each other out of
trouble. Prudential mortes' force this et
eerie. of brotherly love to be kept a' for
out of eight in streets of this kind that, as a
rule, m •moawt is absurdly under estimat-
ed. The well dre..ed v*.ttore of charitable
societies, however remote from charity their
fabricated excuse for Dallier may seem to
he, are yet karma for what they are •
chaeity picket line.
Eighty year old Bridget Mulcahy, tooth
lees, lint still bright eyed, may be Been al
most any (air day smoking her pipe oil the
stoop of No 20. Her husband, Jam, • day
laborer. died eighteen Tears ago. For meso
years before Ids death he was liked, and his
waterloo*, jollied to his good nature, made
him • tavorite. Soon after ,Jim's death
Bridges dislocated • shoulder, thereby per.
manently loosing the nes of her right arm.
She become destitute. The neighbors pest
her many things leashing agave and a eom
fortor same' them) sad after a little
Micheal Roe, who woe htmeelf behind with
hie rent, gave her a home with bin family.
Thee her triewde, 'the boys from Ireland,'
'pot ep' • raffle tor her wNob netted 140.
She Noted • nsll*r room for fifty Beate •
week sod took in two girl lodgers at tee
mate • sight. From that time to this she
has lived hi a cellar or •.garret and shared
her roam with girl iodises : but she has d.-
pswdod largely for she support apse the
raffles the '.ye' have esotiooed 'to pat op'
for hr pace or twice • year. Three years
0111 Michael Roe, by that byre • widower,
was etrieken down with • fatal sickness.
1 hen the *boys from Ireland' got their Mads
together and 'pet .p • ben.01 hall for Rrtd.
gall's farmer benefactor Tekst• were fifty
emote mesh, and the b.11 netted $78 Thre
was emsootkieg left toward fusers' •open.w
when the el4 man died Thee soother boll
was grimes fer tis ►..slit a ha .'pea•
children.
■b eesaml.acles.
An old farmer had received an order cm
e hank for NZ for pindac., ase., supplied
t. • hotel. (►e promoting It His teller melt
oil
'What deunm1•tiou will you have it is e
The farmer tar pesied for • slam..t
flea had boort hoard the term 'd.newni.a-
tseo' applied be seam) Thin he rallied.
• w said is, n. may give the het
e it to eta 8.48.: bet the pie b.lsegsd se
the aid 'eelten--•g%ve ate 1110 ed it le Pr..8y
teriee.'
Rome people wheel' im treat alae. isobars
isms ask HBO. bablid titim wa.e.elr
tY+ gp Owl' lims amok
".lack" Adelina, otber.lr lira Hell.
Adams, of 217 heel Tutrty seventh street,
who was •rrest_d the other night, with tea
other bicyclist*, for rotting altar dark with•
out halters*, who saw the New York Jon,
sl reigned' helots Juslice three! to the York-
ville Court eeatrrd•y. 'I'be Jusux Met
+eked Lor why she wore mule .tare and het!
given • man . native Nhre I'ohuen.an
1t'hitbrek hoed up hie row of prisoners be
fore Sri gt. \l. , rvu u1 Odie %Prat sixty eighth
street station, uue jaunty wheeler with
short curly 4.0 .11) halt, who wort tigbttsb
'deck kwckerho,•ker.. t.eteued just below
the tui.. with a large knot of ribbon, a
tight Into../ make', IDI:,, bleak, thick
worsted atookiage which eine just to ter
knee, and• Intoes hat, strptae.l rpru.wly up
to the roil, out howl the hs• ..n one sale, and
rested both elbowsou the rail.
••11'1i.t'. your saner•io•4 the sergeant
without lo$ktug up
".lack .144..,' replied C:e primmer in a
Mites vole,.
'•Il here do yea lire •"
"Two hundred area seventeen, (Vest
Thorn-esyeslh •tree.,' answered the
primmer ICI the same hoarse tome, while
sone or the other priscueregt0g'et.
The sergeant l.r.ket up at this, nod,
featen:04 hie eves on the youthful drum be-
fore
istore him g.,'s.l at this prisoner lung sod
earneetfy, then urewlrd
"Humph ' 1 °tire uo main : you re •
v 0n.•0.'
"I •tn'b, ' returned "Jock.' pren.ptly.
"t'e'll soon find out, .a:.! the sergeant
'Moorman, take the •111.5' ted look hint
up '
'.luck didn't weaken until .he ace the
barred d..ors before her, whet), bring •
woman, she begm to cry. "u she was haul.
of again before the sergeant.
•I 1 am a woman.' she sobbed.
'1 thought m,' said the sergeant, sod he
rdered her taken to the Fast sixtyeereath
•'. "et station, where there Ie • matron.
to the meantime •.Isck'said that eb. wee
Hire He41, Adam. of the address .he had
g iven. ller.r.ng-re were seat to her house,
and about 11 o'clock friends came with
women'• clothes and bail.
Il nen she was in th. court vastevelay
mernini she wore a Neck .ilk dram, a teal
skin locket, and a jaunty little hat. The
was
•coo between her and the malice M
R joHN R
esu • e a confidential her hut he was
head [o show that her bicycle Hero•• a
A
; New
Shortening
'Own have a sewing machine,
a clothes wringer or a carpet
sweeper (all new inventions of
modern times), it's proof that
you can sec the usefulness of
sew things.
Is A KEW sHORTrsiNA, and every
housekeeper who is Interested is
the health and comfort of her
family should give it atrial. It's
a vegetable piroduct and far su-
perior to anything else for short-
ening and frying purposes.
Physicians and Cooking Experts
say it is destinc'l to be adopted
in every kitchen in the land
This is to sugge-t that you pet
it in yours now. It's both new
and good. Sold in 3 and S
pound pads, by all grocers.
mode only by
THE N. K. FAIRBANI
COMPANY,
Wallington and Ana ass.,
MONTRIitAL.
was
strictly correct according to the locos,
modes trout Pere, an she and the other
riders were demiesed with reprimands for
n et retrying halite.
/is Ambltau• J•000all.t.
He bought • daily journal, and :o please
all men diurnal esu the paramount ambition
that he cherished most ibte1.e.
He said he'd cent. the leaders to cosetli
ate all reader', and him ed.ton.l matter .t
should [.ever gtve offence.
He would please the high and lowly and
the wicked and the holy.
He would rulogt:e the people higher than
the btgheet steeple. and pet the dick ens
Lacoste and fat monopolists
He would lift n.. wrathful beeom, but
would study hcw to plea. 'rm, and hie in
diaenmloate aweetnese would be scattered
tar and hear.
He would shoot as from • bat tery daily fug
*lades of flattery and with Ierm.cuoua
prune' duly storm the public ear.
Rut the Tories they did snub him and the
Reformers tried to club him and a Presby-
terian deacon smote him us the shoulder
blade ;
And • 'p*.eop eltan rector at.bbed him
through the chest protestor, and • strong
•gnat:c athlete sawhef him with a band
gre.•ele.
And the high -horn and the lowly and the
wicked and the holy when they mobbed his
hated office all were ',lustily profane :
And the deacon •0d the pastor and the
wicked d•octog'm0ter impartially upon his
head their e.luai blows did ram :
And • Sunday euperintendeot, • religlods
independent, and an infidel free thinker
mired and hurled him In • heap :
And a bloody ju* bird stilled him. and •
geode Quaker 'idled him, and they buried
him in partnership hs grave was dark and
deep.
The *sly tare Gar..
' There u only one safe confidence game,'
he said, as his former 'pal' looked out be
tween the bars of the cell door.
'the gold brick i. about played nut, sure,'
admitted the ' pal '
' Yee : and w is the shell game, and three-
e•rd mono, and the salted muse, and all the
rest ,.f them '
1 reckon the Hoard of Trade is •boot all
there is left,' mid the • pal.'
, Not • bit of it, returned the man out
side the cell. ' That doom) t give • fellow
hest • chance.'
' Then what does "
' The prescription clerk in • drug store.
That's the only game that s sate and hos .o
' How do you work it
' Well, • fellow comes in and gives you •
prescription You look woe and eye him
pretty sharply. ' For yourself you Oak.
He says yes, and you look doubtful. That's
lost te impress him, you know, that the pre•
scriptloo i. sotnethlog out of the ordinary.
Turin you go behind the prescriftion ease
and rattle • lot of bottles or broken glace.
1 on keep him waiting about forty minutes
and then you take the cough syrup that the
prescription calla for out to him, u1 done up
in pink paper. ' How much " beelike. Yen
grab • prod of Wrapplig paper and put
some Orem on it. Thee you look up wed
say, ` Four tweaty•eve,' and when he goes
out you have • '.•oft a $4 1b, and he a per-
fectly satisfied. That's the only deed sure
game that soberly can call you down os that
I Mow of.
An 1.1.111.011 llss.
The Brampse Titers relate an Inatome
of wonderful .egseity en the part of • dog
in that town and ears Its authenticity r
'mooed for by ilr. Hants, whoa ens tame
*weed the doe In gasoline. The ik kept
him fer same time, but he destroyed the
flowery, se the lir ordered lion away. sod
.tack we given te Mr. Reek's •*o, who took
luta hot .lack would fre9uetlr return to be
petted and fed by the members of the fami-
ly TAe dog showed • ptortieulor fetidness
for p)►. iD•ve who, by the way, had Seed up
an ugly wound for .lack earn. time before.
Tee other night ales/ tew•rd.mernin4Jeck
sailed epos his physician witk • sem feet.
TM Teem deter, Morin` bin .1 the doer,
arose and let him I. sed dressed the wend-
ed ler, receiving .lock's thank. I. dog NA.
A few Says later tea doe again nutrias,
mid g tti.e tutee lien of one of the ynu.g
Mesmr's abeam book it .p to his ream. He
would on leas., hat i•y soder the bed wait -
Mg ter Ir. Dam m t* artw,wh.n the dog ash
ail e pisfil7 as pendbi. M Mee Ida .ere feat
deemed, whish outs agile dressed
The ivlosr +h* tries so we M. bread by
tie mai et • hied looms InsYw l have to
Malmo ge Mapis let Y9esllsyk'. '
TIN ANO STOVE DEALER,
Hamilton-st.,
Has decided to continue in
Business, as he has im-
proved in health and is
able to attend to his cus-
tomers in the way of
jobbing and repairing,
and will continue to sell
AT LOWEST PRICES !
GODERICH
Sh am Boiler Works,
K$TAHI.ntHZD'n10.1
A. S. CHRYSTAL,
Strere.sorto Chrystal ! 1110.44
Manufacturers of .11 kinds of Station
ary Marine, Upright dt Tubular
802-1=RS,
Salt Pans, Smoke Stacks, Sheet Iron
Works, etc., etc.
Also dealers In Uptight and Horizontal tattle
Valve Kngioe•. Automatic Cut LR Knifings a
pecialty, All Maes of p1 • .o4 pipe -flutes
000sta*tly on band. Neonates furnte8ed m
abort hollae, reg promptly attended to
9lr!-Iy P. O, Ibx S. Ooderlch,Oat,
Works-, itnodte O. T. R. titstlee. Oodevl*
PLANING MILL.
MUSLIM() 191f).
lluchiiiis & Bftyuas
KANI•r ACTVngwn
SASH, DOOR and BLIND
1.oalen 1e all kinds of
LUMBER, LATH, SHINGLES
Ind blinder's material of every dem-rlpulom
School Parniture a Specialty.
MoLE4D'E3
SY ST EhR ENO VA TOR
ANTI01110 t TfriT00 0er1ar.
Sfrcific and Antidote for
impure, weak and impot•hrri.hed blood, dye
pepsia, ele•pl,wenese, palpitation of the
cert, liver complaint, neuralgia, Ines of
memory, bronchitis, a.neemptioo, gall
Moore, jaundice, kidney and urinary
(Ieea•ee, St. Vitus' drieoe, female irrog-
ul.ritn. and ventral •irMlit.v.
LABORATORY. KODERIQN, ONTARIO
J. M. NIeI,E(II),
1•ropreitor and Ms..oheterer
7* cl.sou's''Terre Ita.ovrrnn eon he hail
from •n dressists In town, v *0011 M*me",
all 'aa drwgr'.ts tort warn Ow.n !wound and
atabre8. 14.1.01.10, Durham and Toronto.
11117 Iv.
Ra' L;
Roy
C'gcr
it' no lvr,,•:LC
('s . U'.i I. Lot
yr,•i canna
n o a 1xffer
r• !haul
"MB ROT,17
T1'r cosh 5e.
Mit 1 get sax
�f •.r_ G;r a
all -'7r
Daisy Clluiu
C11111D
MADE OF NO. 1 QUALITY OF OAK.
(Warranted to be the best value in Goderich.)
Na. L $3.25; No. 2, $3.50: No. 3, SAW.
1'.� \..t.• .,til I'1,,., rami Qua:;t,
HARPER & LEE.
10u41 ell wkelr. t. aril Keats I. 1111 1111,100 •1Ut1 lit tarns
SAVING MONEY IS
MAKING MON Y1
'•- 1 -
Parties wishing to nave monay can .1...,, I,1 caning on Mr.
JOHN N K NOX- t his Wareroouls opposite Marin, „ Hotel. wheat, he
keepsa full line of Agricultural Implement, a.n Lwa1 open for in$ 1. o -
tio1L
Noson Binder, Noxon Mower, Noxon S,.I !)rill. NoNutl Spring
Tooth Cultivator, Noxon Horse Rake and Shari, Itak1•
Mull line of the Cotknhutt. Plow Company Riding flow- Walk-
ing flows, Twin Clang Plows, Corn and Root l'uttitatorr, Roast Scrap-
ers, Disk Harrow',, Land Rollers, Little Geul Pea Htlrvr,tcrs
McLaughlin Carriages. Buggies, Plot tom, R„cel cart.. Training
Carts. All the latest design. All w nk warranted,
Adams Wagons, Paris, Ont.. all kinds.
Any person wishing anything in the a1s.1e litre will tinil it to
Ids advantage to call on Mr. Knox and inspect his goods before buying
elsewhere.
AUC,TIONEER1N6 a specialty. Being p•raetiealin-tlw-wlos'
in stock, and having hail several years' experience. can guarantee entire
satisfaction.
JON $NOX,
AGENT .'' l► Art'Tluti FER.
HAILIDAY'S IMPERIAL
I8 AN UP-TO-DATE RESTAURANT.
Choicest Confectionery, Oysters. Fruits etc.
Only the Best kept on hand.
•I1
D.4l1.1' TINWARE:
LYE HAVE MADE ITP A LARGE ASSORTMENT OF DAIRY
TINWARE.
Such a.. Strainer Pails, Milk Strainers, Milk Pais.'
Creamery Cans, with or without tat -
Cheese Factory Supplies. Milk Pail,. with Iron clad bottoms.
Also Pail. with Copper bottoms, all mad. „int ,.f the very best Tin
and our own make.
If Your Tin Pans or Pails want new h..tt. , r repairing of any
description. or if you want ani' Tinware n t „r, 1, r. come to the
New Tinshop, opposite Martin's Hotel.
HOSPITAL FOR
11111BPI0c TOGA:. AI eo . w..rasu
LEAKY TINWARE J. H. WORSELL & CO.
The Practical Tin, Stove 0.d Y.r..ele Mos.
�PRA'Y i'-c7MPS
Fir the pre%eati..1) of fungous disease anti h - •ir••Itnt, tiotl of in.e..t
life ..n fruit trees we are hlui,llnig nue el the to. 1 • ,tit this' market.
lade ill
Fire Sizes!
S1fOfl, Cheap
and DuraMe!
It has ui automatic agitator which keeps solutions l■ cos*tant motion, thus
inveribg an even strength and equal distribution of the chemicals.
l.forlo.tion regarding solutio•s and tines ,i praying cheerfully given.
DAVISON & CO.
Whenever a Box
of Matches is remarkable for the cer-
tainty 01 each Match therein producing
a light, for the absence of sulphureous
smell, and for the uniform high quality
of its contents, this box Is sure to
contain
E. B. Eddy's Matches.
"The Signal" is only $1 a peas. • Cot it.
RAVI A OOP't IMMII OOYDUR FRIfBn
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