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te1'••I. :la died at70,•m•i,oen W•n
son it I ('old pride of bloodf
It•, Uftt.rf '
Lica. N11es 5a rear
1 mile . tomato baa been aeosrde (.1 t l •
nit :t rad.ay travel, erg !edited. when
ran .,0114415 what the hurling of AA, torr
01 wood and metal misty milt a the hour
1.:e i•r.a,gtatins il etwas.d with c. totem
plata.° or the forties brought into play
Now however, asvo1a1 railroads are hutidin,t
:rest engine. with will rug heavy walls at
the rate of eighty tailor an hour
For a
.hors space over the New Jersey Central
tions are now being rte at the rue of 112
with the engines now
road seem be mostly •tra.tht. to
Mahe speed, where. wi.h the
n'' • an h
to us
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THE THEORY Ott OLD MAIDS SOME ECONOMY HINTS.
w au roar Weals is Sot
see e'.v
rads leflor tT
t 'ratio! lyugea,,,• ' QaM linea worm was
o..•.i ,.. shook a sm mulles or 1
*.try year. bad, f"Naar
. �.. her ls•+k«
-waft or oosapaaps, woad Ws the us
bolo u heaps used walla as tasty boluses*
diet ,0 every root 1 -
Geoid■ Irnsahtsla ssppewle ae M be tarried
Nr Is ivory -ray LW
Save you time by margins to do the
• right thing at the right Usu. sod
beet, samosa sad ahem at way pre.
t !lave your strength a the same way
also by wing labor meirg n.auaineit
at least • few minutes rent w►es you
• t red to ,lu your work well, for nut
• Nora right i. • wale of time •.d •
Make it a l•►easure for the children to
mother, instead of • duty wb,ch they
r more that should be expected c: the
your parasol'. , ou may rued
seen.: m. he. greater than the
trio • •u.r.•uad you, end if you keep
it
IS pert every dry you out never get
amber aga.u. 11 you rte your tune
Ots• both, rye Good Houeek.,eptog, mu
ytar pattern•e will be shoed up for f
tree will power most do the rent.
taro your breath : dual geoid 1 ou
ds "tor want of breath" sooner if you
Ina you mu, ht utberwi.e.
!taus the be• wt your little ,ores end
mlaeh,oe they brio! into your hoose
day )our life will W dark whoa this
raise he.. entered the home above
day their 1.r,e may go out toward son
beside you
Save food Dy ...baking just euougli an
more ; by •radia{ rich poetry, cakes,
and cb.setng only that which is whole.o
Ualt,e cola victuals by mating eppeti
dire., oboe* *riga.. u disguuid.
:ave cluthint, not by orrely buying
lowest in proms, but the moat durable
best looking that your parse will .1
High, priced goods wntetimes u
generally prove to be the eheapest nn
and,
as they will look well of made over
several tuna
Save furniture by buyout that whi:h will
stead gong and hard usage, and depend on
your artistic oleot• to brightesi and orna-
ment it. lot your first thought in buytug
furniture be First. comfort ; second, use
third, durability, aid last, style.
Sore wormy. lino who saves time,
strength, patience, love. food. clothing, and
furniture tsoer•11v ha. the knaek of as mg
mono). but as there are as many ways of
••ving money a there are way. of maktag
money it is urle.s to attenipt w tell of
them hero "A penny eased ie • penny
earned.
u the
hie
, sod
Take
at last into • ►rate of She tell
tiered like • ghost tis ed the valise*,
• Mand Nab
ber.og ecur{r 01 t0101gsl wlwhen db
«td b .1 aiJehtA4t.
It le • 5ereditary baby to cm twin familiaa
9 .r the women *he Move a grist to shit
thlea..elvw .oa a single roma, ma remain
there for leu, sweaty, thrriy ye.r,, \..r
y • se morbid furies at lids worm al -
'5y. .,.•r sot,a.dThy h.* sue,era
d
t•ouhao
tit a;. load*ow ewe.
Oro wh.,I know
ve
+tn porvmcut asNi a �a d eoae5ose
•harry • many Wtiacts, rota-
hom eh. loved await
he had lanae a live in eaother tow: so.! .he
would be forged to beam the old house um)
half .bore orbs* were the moue ot the
world •0 hate Tie esu«ebir -eat „u tor
et v t ensu% bat the was titre se the home '
Another .drove her Isms away on tbo day
howl t welding w.* hesshe weld too erteg
to .
•• other. the
s nine of II mime for
591d •►• sur.
M re -mused faatbfal gwru ;
. the
X100 pfi.k
tb4r u.044r u,evaagg sow in eons of otn,
•lrr'n,e, 000 •.d o00 -third mho • minute,
or 1l.-; feet • ssspsj, Oa wily he .ecom
plastic 1 inter eon* god grades, the ewe et -
%ewte henna • solid 504 well wllasted road
bed a• may readily be uoderstoud, the
sp.+5.'mg pr'eseats M t.he rails, and the
i "' a"•tg of te Was which ouch titanicarmtarmat mach speed
t 1e .*u,,, would
1.• ti iletne.t et as well as meet.
1 w, huwover, a owed, well 000struoted
lead, s.d the yesslies of rapidity is merely
• Miter ofM • motivepewee is pro sNrhag the limit of use
fulness, but it dgabllses be euperceded
without ever *Meg sgssmplished it. ut-
most Chicago Tim*
and glom ed •Sb55+.
Lemur hsslib►-'ILM'• sow, old fellow,
You ars safe es game at Inst. It was •
pretty dose sham ler you, but a miss is ae
goo.* r • mile, yes Meow.
Res =cad Mas (ism polled out of the
water 1 dons Meow about that 1
lioecuer - -Hh braes op, Oen 1 .,u re all
right.
l:escued bolas -No ; Cm Dur Sly wife
re.•ently preaeud re with twine, sod i
Jinn t *.ave any miss is naming them My
wife • mother rwith ., and she •b-
nori tobacco ee u
rrie going to stay sit
Iowa . likewise Rey wife's father. 11'0
differ in polities, sad often has fits, dur-
ing which I ase Mlswad to hold bim Her
looter in therm, tea She is 37 years old and
stage @truck, and west. tnir to perch in the
second story Medium aid impersonate
lult.t. This oak" is full of water. end
well, I f.11 nae the rimer by accident, but
take It all amid add, I game you'd better thug
n" back again ad lot se drown. Truth.
rbitempiy ter the 1a1111 reflector.
.1 mReotor of etapald bills bas • hard
time of it, bub sae mei • philosophical debt
or reload, .N•la.sd bim of some astound-
ing facts, says the Ammement Journal.
The ellector said that be W ben chasing
the rid phibospNed debtor for abour six
.
months and was gettillgstbtd. gen was al-
ways ' Come ground te'Mrrow,' or ' Have
0Ot (01 11
' say,' be mild, whim be toads his last
trip, 'an yea *Sr Beim to pay this bili
' Why, yes, semi dem,' the phdoeopner
replied. ' Rut leek hoes 7000r man. I
want to sl."w yes • Alesw Lw.? How
roma Wile hupack'
' .am bout forty,' maid tbMUscwr
' How long does R lab you to host all
these people!' the p1OMt7' -. an.l wired.
' About a Ly.'
' 1'/hat d ell paile� peemptly
' Why, that would be Blest.
Mould it Wass would you do tor a
I,.1ng if all these dsMers paid up in one
day'
T he collator baked blank for • meanest
' t•reat .loressines 1d be out of a job.'
' well then, dw't be mixfous to collect
every peony dee a your people. Ilse hill
a day is enough. As Eos tis, aim* around
eon.. ate sorb-lntk •ad 1 may do some
thine for you,' mad the pkilo•oph.r faded
away .
Arm Matins oe rat.
1'a• 11 a dellgaaed hallow when he is
tutu rel. The emebal SMdys the Irishmen
say, sail *114.91 sae Whit belle, hay* excit-
ed • great deal ef m.rrMMst in the world.
The at isI j .- elide bull t het we have
emcountored le the NAM Of • deceased row
Beat of I'.btir. white rode as follows "
live sad bgsse k he my beloved wife,
rtndg.r, the whops d m1 property without
reserve ; sod to 044 OW Patrick, me
halt of the rgmaisd'' f end b Deltaic mt,
Youngest too, Irl Nab d eaythug is left
it may Mao, tsA►ft wish the old cart with
out wheels, Se ear dashte tad &Reetioat.
friend, Tetroses IIMO ry a sweet Ire-
land.
Another •aegis$ bell was that of • oe•
tam Paddy lttttp91 , Ohth with a number .t
.then, wee
i5 ease they were
err without eyes •
After the .ties
de, I'&ddy'• tura
1 ou're • seal& Antis be grid " 1 ed
•Il 1r either satin' an not rvio
any of the ethers 4s it dieerent-
/H d Oberon where r email first, ea'
this oi'd skeins save 'he rest
of yer."
want they would do
ked far out at
he flet adore on.
wise they would
Means
When Hume
MY • boy be
Wrenn rend to
Abbot and May
she as artist
tailed te sae
Mart
illrva*ed.
as (ra'. assentor,
bae.rville, Me
Minting is
D. 1). Flint. H.
thle/lay •mid
leder wan est.
a we you said
how he looked, '
iso es whisk he
Isa esu "I target to
ate bee seems," pdj "•ed se 1 drew
tlrke
IMO Moe lir
THE SIGNAL : GODRRICH, ONT., THURSDAY, MAR. 14, 18$b.
CRYING BASK&
Brod sew Was heoo nor neseee •ratty
Bachelors are sot usually credited with
with much kawledg• of the care o1 clad
doss, but at is evident that they sometimes
►ave original methods. A middle-aged
aestlornu, of that state of life, west u to
are Mau sue his married meter, •ad fouled her trying
to do c amuse her little bey. who wee dye years
treogth. old
• help Not Loag after be armed etre stepped out
think of the roru. t• •tread to some bouaekodd
m. mutter or other, lea. tag him aloes with the
it chilli. The boyeyed him dubiously
present soar noul. bioutor
uea
e or • spoiled Chad, d
lonag ever thele or one, and bad no idiot mak.
it Lc- Log promtaeuooe anti uast•ne s
sad Th. bachelor tried to make the little 001
ch of latish, but all he get for his onto* wee •
sour look Finally, without amused, the
child bunt out *eying' Here was a yuan.
day, to lie sur.. The moa didn't dare to
pick the boy up •ad seethe him. Hr at•
tempts in the verbal Liue were lienal fail
■res. What should he do Fussily •
thought struck him. H. looked at the
uryior youtteter, sad the crying youngster
Seat. looked at. him.
se.,ne " Cry louder," bald the iia$.
The child obeyed.
d au " Louder yet,' urgrd the uncle.
etc., A yell went up that would have done
me. credit W an Indian.
rug , Louder still," insulted the man, and t
uture
may
scold
the
Nome
.u1 -
S5 fila/ Woes Above.
The bs.ia.m mss was .1114.1 is kit
tkuatag of .t$reme beam, whoa • •
tour parer name u with • satchel u
hand
If you don't rive me tD, mad the .Mato
meting at Gere to the pont, 111 drop th
on the door.
The bssimess man was cool Whet
it ' he asked.
hyaamine, was the brief reply
What *111 it do if you drop it '
Blow you 5p.
(trop it, wan the consumed. My wife
told me when 1 left home this morning to he
sere to mend up • lewd of ooal, and 1 berm
11 1 (neem t1 will tab• &bot s* msc►
dynamite a 700'45 got there to preparS a .
for the blowing up I will get when she
sem a.m.
He threw himself book u ►a choir mad
waned sur the explusiw, but it did net
come.
I'm • marred man myself, said the dye•
miter, •4 he quietly slipped out.
sere Teams.
Harper's 1 (bung People Here is a really
funny story whiuh will emus all whit are
iotsre.terl in football. iio the oocrslon ut •
great notch in one of the English ouu0tiss,
between • number of military officers and m
teats of haunters, the former had prepared
sploud lunch for the .later• before the
game. Roth touru did thorough justice to
be lunch, and the legal voodooism going u
troop for the indigestibies, the u(tiver• an -
'sated an an easy victory. Ito looking w-
ards the footb•li ground, however, after
moth, the officers espied • reniarkably fresh
Too
lot of giant* kieki.g the ball about,
sad. in •mazemoat, asked their guests who
e strangers were.
' 011, replied one of them, just finulhiig
tat mouthful, ' That's our playing team
• aro ooly the Teaching team, you know
Si Irsonla
ttetod, R.lped Oka
.� A� of *Mob hes4ety OH N E W CARPET„DuaMa • small bey had takes the pr►eeas saagteally well dhows map. AI-
it
ter the ss•miaatten the teaele r, • 111414
doubtful, asked the lad
r. Who helped you WW1 this sap, Janie,*
r Nobody, sir.
Cote now, tell roe the truth. lhdiet
in your brother help you •
No, sir, ►o did it all.
the boy did hie beet to obey.
the " Louder •'fairly bowled the awls.
aid "I won't snapped the infant, cad he s
low. shut his mouth with • otok and he was,
fact, •luiet for the rest of th. day. -Youth's 1
the Companion.
rr«rrtlea Against Fire,
to bui:dioge where the use of wood
nem, 7, • new method is employed to
sure greater safety agmius1 tires Ver
um
u
the
beet effects in this direction, green wood is
tease, and has the sap exhausted by power -
fel vacuum pumps. then into the empty
cells • ire proof chemical u forced at • very
high premiere The good being .oft arid
porous, beeoraes charted with Nis chemical.
It is :her allowed to dry, when it becomes
extremely hard and durably It is in thue
a•' almost fire proof, at least it will set
bis:. at all, but, osier treat heat, will
merely char end crumble. It is in addition
•Imest proof stent the attacks ot insects.
This las is an Importaut item, as in some
old buildup the wood is absolutely hopey-
comfei by borers. The process reemo.
mended might be made'nmparatiyely inex•
pen.ive if carried on in a large sesta. Car -
Manly, in all houses it is highly important
that there be some portion at least that is
proof $gain•* fire
Impre.rd like raper.
Testily years ago • man was held to beam
exceedingly dartog advertiser if, in the
course of • year, he bought 160,000 worth
of .i in the journals of his own country
alums. The enterprise has so expanded that
now . man is not held to be • large adver-
tiser unless be spends every year for this
purpose, in the United States osly, from
$300,000 to 1600,000. This treat Increase
of advertising ha produced • noticeable
change in all papers and mara,.ines. Read
ere sr. not •low to ducever the enormous
'scream in advertising matter, but tiny are
not .o ready to consider that dais has made
possible, end, indeed, has required much
larger cad mueh cheaper periodical. The
readers who oomplaiu of the etc...ive
amount of advertisement• would hardly care
to go back to the old style diminutive and
high priced pen. Moreover, al it is the
tend &dver r who sucesed., so It is the
careful to advertisements who is the
most jndicior" buyer. He rarely get.
.ken in
eased Perris Nse.11Wlll,.
If baked potatoes are to be more dtgeet
ode than those that are boiled they must he
hak•'d to a uick oven, where thestarch
-
granule. are exposed to a greater degree of
heat than to boiling, and coasetueotl)
where • greater chemical change takes
plat Raked pot•rou retain their salts
and potaah, that are wally het by boiling
them without their jacket. In taking baked
potatoes from the oven pricking or pressing
them •Itickly will allow the steam to escape
and they will not be w apt to crow watery•
if it is seoe.sary w 4elay the eating of them
1a a nntiler way boded potatoes that cannot
be *.un at nose they may be kept more
''mealy ' if not closely covered, as in case
there es no escape for the steam that &cram
ulates ea the arm them, it will drop hack
on the potatoes
591•ri4..'e Wk.
Hap.r'. 1 Bung People Richard Rhine
ley Sheridan was never at • loss to exhibit
bis wit. i t..• while visiting, feeling rather
weary and wishing to rest, he was asked by
• fellow guest whom he did not admire if be
did not wish to ammnpav her for • walk.
loaning out of the window, Sheridan re,
plied " It is very cloudy, We .hell be
catch/ in the rate."
The other waited awhile Shortly the
sun emote through the. clouds. " StuJI we
go new •' she asked " It has cleared up."
" Why, yes . so 1 see,'. said Sheridan
" It has cleared up eao.th for oa, but not
enough for two. Yes flea"
wt.,* the ghees llama Ie.
' liid you kaow Rill Vora. erhe used to
keep • saloon hem is Hark**.
1 es, I was as w:mud with • lellow by
Not Irmo
Well, he is • beadles@ sort of • tenon
He releeraphed to hie aged mother hum
Omaha The latest news op here is that I
am MM( to hang to -an -row.
Yes. that was very heedless. He might
haus telegraphed that he was threatened
with throat trouble, or something of the
hied. The shock would not have hese *o
moms to his aged mother.
Oh, that's em where the stock comes in.
Where dues it some 15 '
Why, the re.beN lisdep forint to pay
for the 1mi•mes*
Mw II. nes el
Why, JIMOD, my d•rline boy, you have
got the eaedal fee good behavior this weak •
said the had ttt.Uher, densis the bttleadve
medal es her mai vett
' Yessuve,' mid Jimmie ' TommyIto.
hems wen it, bet i told him 1 would a.t.k 1
the bed off him if he didn't tin it a ran' 1
• Fes, Old /ot.rnailugs Judge.
Au uld Irish rude* ea the Northwesters I tb
Cutout loved the hunting field mon them
he did the sleepy cou,t room. Hie clerk ' Nis
was like-minded, and a joyous pair thee
made. (Me fine moral$g the clerk whisper-
ed
hispered to the ludo,.
\ er honor, old dilly Duoape it meet to- are
day, at K•llykillmulhgan : an' they've •
ins dog -fox.
'How matey namea are o$ the docket' lase
•
1 Hd •olden who have really ammo war
, ass general thing Got much giv.n to
beaming, and are perfectly ready to admit
that they were not always •o reckless as to
all tho0ght of personal danger.
asked the judge exenedly.
• Twenty, for rooting rod breach of pesos
yer honor.'
' Ti.,' said the ludo*, ' de you think yes
can get the first fellow to Meadgailry with-
out a lacy trial, and me les rim off with •
week in
• Th. wteet thins is tfkeworld,' answered
the faithful clerk'
' Slake hate then, and bring the whole
gang . and, I say, Tin., tell Jerry to saddle
the mare meanwhile.'
The twenty pi -wooers were brought into
court -• defiant rang-Wastees of them
prepared to light, with counsel end jury, to
the bitter ead. The twentieth had tees in-
teniowed oy the clerk. He was called.
(.uilty or not guilty of the crimes
charged " demanded the lodges with a pro-
pitious smile.
•(:idly, yer honor ; Heaven help me :'
said the crafty prisoner.
• Well, cad the lodes, glancing leoove-
Iently about the room, ' I fancy 1 can let
boo off with a week.' The mao thaaked the
judge, cad step'.ed down.
There was • terrific sensation among the
other defendants, mope of whops expected t*
get off with gens than five years in limbo
Here was • ,.haute to profit by 'his holier's'
pl.&.aat mood. One anti all manifested an
Sanaa desire to follow the example of their
,onrde, cad acknowledged the crimes in •
batch.
Ile you all plead guilty demanded the
;edge eagerly.
' We do " shouted eh. enthusiastic nine-
teen in chorus.
' Fourteen years treesportapob apace,'
.x.Wsaed the judge, with a click of the
jaw : 'Jerry._is the more saddled "
lee's lark a Utile Feller,
Were * ou at ('hich•mauga, Colonel ' an
exchange reports • lady se asking.
Yen, ma'am.
It was as awful battle, they say.
Yes, ma'am.
Could you see what win tong on '
Not very plainly.
I suppose the smoke ..t the artillery -
It wasn't that, ma'aou.
Whet win 11, then
The tree
• Make 51 m.sIu,5.
Idad5m, mud Meandering Mike, do you
want the row taken oft your sidewalk
Yes.
Will you gimme the contract
Of coarse. oo
Would y• have any chlectito my ap-
yta' scientific methods to labors which has
hitherto been performed in • moat fanzine
and impsrfeck manse:
What's that
I moan, here yer any objection to my
utilsztn' the fore•• of nature tor the pdr,
t
posof practical industry -
No no. I guess not.
All nein, ma'am. The paper pr'edie
warmer weather an' showers. 1 ou jes
right Moor tate the house an' leave me
the thaw ter toad to this job. i rearm
ye clean adewalarka lae of 24 hours
won t collect a Gest tad the work'. d
u!
B0
be!
a :. Patronise
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utaw la LOU
Many people waste their lives tryout to
fid *tome great aim in the pursuit of which
be spend their days. They are certainly
more deserving of credit then their fellows
who are not even so much as concerned to
la the emptiness of an aimless existence.
But how much more happier and how mucL
more useful are those who see the need tat
is nearest at bend and supply it, who hay
its um, yes • great um, to brighten the Itf
d their fellows, not by great deeds of pro
taw. not by going oR to foreign lands to
moven Hindooe, or even by preochiag et
borne, but by t kind word here •ed •
thoughtful, helpful action there. These in.
deed are she people whose aims bring oven
toot and happu as, who like the immortal
poet finds "--ermons in stases, hooks a the
running brooks mad good is everything. "
Walking down the street the other day 1
saw • &ewebey seated on a (reifies i0 the
sidewalk, up through which cam. • little
warmth tree the basement below. He bud
something beside hint oovered uo with •
dirty, ragged old handkerebief, and as I bat
down •lo0gade he cautioned
' Look out now, don't hart hint
' What sit"
He lifted the handkerchief with the great-
est cue, and there, en e0e et rhe iron tars,
huddled up and hell froom was • htt1.
brown sparrow just .hie to fly.
Whore did you get him •
• In the street out there. (.ot a, cold re
was tuckered.'
' What will you do with lam •
' Get him good and warm and let ban go
He is such • little feller, and so he orter
have a far show.'
' And he shell,' said 1.
I aided my efforts to .lack P. and after •
few minutes the bird began mot ingMout is
• lively muter and giving veal to his sat-
ufastion in • series of chirps. Jack lifted
him, gave him a tome in the air. and •way
he sailed for his nest under • corium. th
He • all nett now, Jack.' , m
' 1 es, 'cause he's had • boost. (toys eau 11
get along mess mi how,' said Jack, as be c
shivered in the sold .weeping blast up free
the river, ' but birds n such little fellers
that we've got to sort o' h'ut and tote erg
round now and then. Ilei .11 right now, um
True
Competition.
Tess" Cam•Maa Pacawto RarLwaT Co, I
Ttt.aenaps hes Sam establiebed to sive the
yobboa ___ lI1iwith Eslr mernia
p
SM
1t (a taamagelea hsWmes principles •ad t.
the Inmos a Mabrile ua,
t beWdit la� l every versos rite
e her gala& da.apemss w Was Cows
• I limes, connoting with &1i Usesand eabIs
in raised aures. ('anad• mad
Direct throgrh *tree to all la the
Nirthweet,l*ritleh Colemble,and Comm
010--Soltb tilde Waaaa•ot.
I~
!l 14 uLseeal Ifeea eer.'osIa eh
• Nam Wert.
Harper s Slogans*: Patrick was one of
those witty sons of the Celtic tale whose
amusing saviors had entertained many
rants clan uc travellers.
I/ae day, when the steamer was about
leaving port, Patrick received the order to
haul in a long cable that dragged astern.
1'atnck ran to the task •hoerfully and
hauled away contentedly but the excessive
lemrth of the cable taxed his patience.
' 1 wonder what has becgme of the end of
u ould cable, anyhow •' and *ally, rrow-
g more impatient, be growled out • 'Faith
is no use bawling away at the meta uv •
able some devil bee out the end off of it.'
Sew ole Mopped the Seat.
The London Maly News reports a story
t Lord Rosebery ot course the incident
ured to his younger days while cram -
from Liverpool to Dublin lost hie
some dog. Hotton, overboard. " Step,
plan ' stop the steamer "' cried his
rdshop
The captain answered that it could not he
one. 1t a man had falls. overboard this
would hay. bees diff* met.
" I'h, well,' said Lord Re.bery, " that
p51lun5117ged heovorlgbar, .etaaSN," .yd at the word
The •eesmar wagalkwpwwil sad the
his deg elms 4 b Lal Masa.
• OMsis llarma.
Em -Ab did you leave
re. Gest mend se gess' Abe is laid to As
ora aim w.
D-.assiJ* ri e ' Who's that stingy the
hMpr.depm she sees air yeh breaths.
▪ Y w Mneme ma "
" Jadym 1nr yrsall. (kermess ies't worth
ewer MIMI ,eels • gallon, is it
, No."
" W.11, .he 'most had • it 'came i start -
.4 te pour a few drops of it a the hitches
Mom. '
mad we're s11 rieht, and goodbye to you.'
' I:.od-bye, Jackie,' 1 said, iovolustanly sec
raising my Mt an the tattered, kind hearted 1ei
chappe New around *0 corner Oar 1 tomb h
Anitmle. co
lo
Thep 1 ■k55*• .5m11tr.
The fast youth in the algehrs class hail ' d
handed in Ins paper to the protestor mad °Y'
that gentleman had found fault.
" Why is it," he asked. "that in all time aan
he
problems you have • 1 to repro/wet the un-
known quantity "' ..al
" 1 thought that was &bout tight, sir,"
replied the .tudoat boldly.
Rut Toe knew that \ always represents
the unknown gsaatity " Sp
•
(hdrsarily, yes, explained the at.4eat,
" but in my ons 1 thought if was •lsumiva
• 1" ie qua sollsiswt y mil asws o eaU
forth all my abUlty be 4naoilr Me." &s4
th• professor vearted the rmdmrt sent
S ear. *5591 SM 11.5591.
A boy whose mouth is wooderfal, i• that
it deo* the double vermeil ot waft said
hearing or to "•5 Antonio remedy. His
same is .l,.hn Mihaod, a.4 his here is at
S ebum! H. wan ben tea years are. Bak
eon were closed at birth. sad they hem
sorer brain of service to hive. Bet by • r•-
a.mrktblw freak et more hie smith hes
des* what his ears n ht to have dem, amid
Papa casaba.
First titUs boy - Whet Ton I.. 10 at
sassed liege boy -Papa is aosMh'
every
body a the hew, 'mese b. mot by •
Mar dews a mama without monies. p,.k.
and
he is not inoaatmowfin K ta be s 1
ed is the •lightest. ' 11-kai'. he asst
5.veral local demises oameiaod and teasel '11isp.seiL•
the power* of the ptosth and nronooased 'Whore a it '
th. rose • phreineuee, without • parable'. l 'Kehk5d ti•
• Tinkly Werra.
A Frsaehwaa has ...el►sed • watch with
thaaegrapbie attachment *high speaks
• tame at &ay helm The passionipli
ms he loaded with thieve a pereen wanes te
emsrrher, ea4 es press*, • uprise you ass
• Irl she whole day's Il ped, I
ib.
! h . 59-754 ►i5 ban& mod wildly protested
love
06, ter a thousand 1.sg.s.," he wiled,
", Sky laver."
die leaded
" Dear me," she seaweed, "thee Wald he
a regular libels M a pelytbet, wesYsh it i"
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DM A- A. SMITH a CO.. Tortem a
The largest shipment of Carpets
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new stock and new designs.
They can suit everyone in Car-
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Ladies' Mantles, 25 per cent. off.
Short Ends of Carpets at Whole-
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r
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SYSTM RKNOVITOR
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5on palldiamM,OA hiding
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Manufactnr,ya of all kind. of Stahel
at7 Marisa, IIprtght & Tabular
EO -r r s,
Flalt Pans, Saki dbmoks, abed ' i tea
Worfre, Ma, du
prepllsor sad lga$ttlbttwr. yM g.n�
fi rwren ttmreveyem ke pbed I peamltf g� on OwNedNa 10
•
Is f7M
se :f nal
amid
seed
• 4 T. R mlaltla, Yetialsb
eakl
• L.i
ant V S At
vital 11rs
e.riCht
SCC
Eat
t'.,e Ws"
;;id bong
n,:dy fur
;j, T 0 M
u ; Co"'.. An
D.tra%S$ 1
A LITTLE OF
The alma
:1,14aug
5les1i 1help hold thpel10441uderdbbMaio t„
•nuwe
Am the sun ist Ohi
• ' the ••: I ►Gies le
Tie frost hack e
s' 1 d rather to t.'
'1.5..117 other pl
leer the river an th
Nu- gran motntr
torah for the t
d••rr '
Hurrah sur tee pa
The
Thr I,.ony brews
'Tes. haat ea5i
ICI out "by yaw 1M
took 11,
As' .at it atop e I
"Aa' sew yea MO
toe forfeit,'
los' the naptdm
his eye.
• 1 ha your wee hot
fill I kir year 11
.a* vis."
Fa-
.he 4e him •
mouth,
.Li one hung then
ns the welt.
An .ver whispered s
• • 1 ou'll hal the h
you call."
F GS ANI
I r..•3,tht is the h
N , man can tis w,
1"0l
An idle deaar is
bad.
i is tare of gen
he devil is ten
ago..
\t',th en,ne people
How do poor mei
their hate '
li • ...t walk shot
der }' ur arm.
I n• eau who In
sot •sways head H
Many people Mai
things th.t have pa
If some mortals •
l (u •t war o
What • woman
why' a man elan,
1Vki faith
for rain it takes an
Every tins tr.s.
It does somebody g1
The devil will be
dile on yes whim I
It is on'y •
power t0 lead esu .ten
Comply with G.
windows a heaves
Kruo-a a flus I
They ours o setipat
!10 matter how
00559* run °yet bis
ity.
No matter what
church, a stingy
955.
NnawAY Pisa Si
boars....., *ore 15i
mc.
The men who
the cup of h
4p.
live the devil yr
55 hour before he
vest,
The .hill en of
called Iambs, let I
rigbi
To Deemer won
children or adobe
Syrup.
The mea who 1
matter how big a p
March.
I hers is a good
dem that des'* • 4
w earth.
Lot was ilbser
there are OMNI 111
tars yet.
There are mere
rima m5rrrdag fa
meets wires
tas't cal) a M
prove It, rd des'*
dere miwy.
Harrier* is the
lib Ntorset eaten
esaaidssath<
Parity des'* see
Inmost esembedy
it les prig...
No seas =es
'f ( t
yq vas is Mayas
e a esti be es estipt
mita 1
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