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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1895-3-14, Page 3THS SIGNAL : GIODERICU. ONT., THURSDAY, MAR. 14, 18.5. o!. M. IN LAiI,-DZNT•L mews spinikie �.m Omso, we.ta, adea/s- 0sd approved [seal ��et1�A ea bread ter t al Nre si Millet ]� L RICHARI)BON, L D. B„ ,Wastrelresem A•otit,t Oasd Wasta% sdmma.ured ter Woken etzi.Mly ref feet►. sitms*fea Orem tosetural Mottm_ priewestto. U p maim. ArsredOetwe House Stooksetr0amo ea West - ea.. Uodertcb• 11*1.1y E�1ldlls-tal. �~ HUNTER, PHYSICIAN, SUR Cr Me I. s. s Bloek, Mmet- 211gft o•1 e, treat HrtUo Lashes. Pity Loc. I, E. a JuHNRTON. BARit1STRR, SO- . C00& riser. Mc. Mashy to we., °moss ''or. Hamilton •.d 1* ♦o drew'e-W. (ied.1 ich. Det. Sul OFTUS L DANCrY, BA RRIIITKR, Oaoygmseer. Lc.. ere. Mosel 4 rates. Hurtw'e !flock. Op , U.deriok, floc. Ml -IS iUr`)1jw RRutTint mot:- awtb bow. of t o RC. IIAY8, BARRISTER. SOLICIT . OK, to trace Nortb-.L. Nat deer S.li`1*L Mee. IM rote Iraatls bo Ned sl lowest rate. of Merest. SIM `*ARROW t PROUDPOOT, BAR- l� ri tors. meows, Solicitors. df o.. (bode rtes-Wrr . J. T. Lre, tic °AllERJ:N, BOLT & H()LMES, lJ Barrsten, a0*Mlme la Chesson &c. 0edme ertck. M. C. Oaw.. tic. ; P. Eo. ; Dulbl Hobert,, 0. WARD. CONVEYANCER, 11 . to.. sad eomml.Mam foe Wittig amid rw- wtvlas r.00g menses of had. am ens@ m .mrm.tlose, dspositiwa or ss10na deism- Ness imsNes. in or cosoernlaagg M7 .etten. suite pea. mediae 10 use Huth Court of Jostles. tis Laurie( Appeal fur Ontario.s�or PS WO 0000/ 13040100 Court. All :dad aa a . Lruttesltlsa seOaf .(i. i/NY an° i1lw911faM. BRACER, CONVEYANCING AND t'. Imenreac. Soo opposita'.11aett&'s HOW 09/0/1911. ' 4ONET TO LEND ON MORTGAGE 1if� at 41 LEN,. slaw 4Moewatd. C. SNAG ILK � opposite Mgr is Hotel. Oats; rich. MONEY TO LOAN. -- =25,900.00 Private Fluids to lead 0* SO per seat •s atmly. LOrTUS t DAMCIY. 's block. 1ppoe/ts oabUrs. Hotel. Oo4m1.k. 40141 141 J. T. NAFTKL, FIRE, WC AND • CC aseilisai lawoos Went - •t 19,04. ewes. 0119s-0er. Noethee1. and Seamsy tied - orkca. t600,000 TO LOAN. APPLY TO 1V COMMON uoLr t MOLM14, 0 • riot MON1>;T TO Li 1ID.-A L A R u 1 •meant of Private Feeds for lavestmee at lowest rates ea MK-oiontr l�tges ApW ,•011.11110W it PROUDOOT RRADCLIFFE, GENERAL IN- .eeie0, (test Estate sad Mows! eepemwtsd Mesa 10L00400-017540 Immo at the humin nes et lateral 0 gels-(. la sy try b Wit tit eoW.*. OmM-amilr• 01Nw loses heat ffeaaro. Wrist jr anIM' Inmittri f.. A WAL STORY_ NAPOLEON ASA GUNNER- A Great Mom* S et %.e trioses- TwtiW etas -- Potts Mew M hnsaaW.sad Bt. aMYtr amd,tt4 There w•• owns • oeie►t•Md Robwi•a War is • grim sad Awful Wag, sad w ( 1e Wes a 1781E that Napoleon, on a vs,t to pelma 007 bilis- 000 01 1b 1101* eertkt.R h ave heard of the swot terrible and blood- ►it folks at Aiwoao, bad an uppertuatty to 01 his Oaaae.l feate was saw °sen he hap ordttag tomdwle a oosacotion with the dsm...Irwte is Lite preesace of the friends (Yisa-J•p•a struggle. Bet sow comes an of hie boyhood the .aperierity of al. kaow- 1t ,lise reporter who per as • sketch ut ledge of the' practimid sae ui artillery. 1t at least sae ammonia socur•sae during Ube m.y *.stly b believed thus be embraosd war. The ('hese Cbt less or Pokiness boe.pporti►aity with pla•eur.. h eld few r • «loot corp d Cktsr Nib. The °timers of the feat.°° had rewired tea Mrolled as a •Ort of tmp.e.i kedygaard from Paris a new mutter. whtok they were sad supplied seine rare ego wait modern tiring ea • stark timed w Aeprete, • reeky arts and the groat (;erten Krkipp field point opposite the city, 5.1 •crow the h.r guns. In September tut .n order summon bur. They could out hot the target to save 01 the locos from their bones to &mot lot their live.. Napoleon rid to ilio epwcu open to we what was o119id1, and when they fornmag the north -re line of defence •muse* ton "They will nor sucood. Their meth 0Ipeae1 11..ply LO yit'tad he ugor• for IFiett hu ist. cite the Japanese The Eraglmhmeo witeered ods ell wr .mg " The Mbar, dud out hear .cho.r.msot ou wh.vh he mut prided hip -- sell wee once alien he was lot • stoup city for several days. He wanted • sew pair of hoots. Se he wort to • shoemaker and ordered a pair, giving mtouts directions as Its their ayle. Frout this eor'I.alu.r he w est t• ..i . ber, sous squarer away, end gars h.m • similar order, cowshed in exactly the .amu leaguers. H. made both shoo usken promise to finish the .hoes in two d.).. At the •zpir.tooa of the allotted time, both pairs were dune. flare trued un the Orme pair, and said to Shoemaker Num- ber One that the Idt fitted ham pet hotly. but *hat tbri right plucbd hint, eating hon to stretch 1t, which th• shwni.ker prorated to do, and Hart carried off the left bu..t. He thou went to eh..smoker Number Iwo, anti tried on the .cwsd pair, te1110g him that while the right boot hued him perfect• ay. the hit pinched him, sod requested him to stretch it and he would call for It in an hour. it was dome. Ilan then took the two helves of hu two pain oe shoe., put thew. uu ns feet, end silently stole •way. Pewee Ine4009011 b to Bala 'swathed als cross. seated Bart, trim pride/ Liesaslf os sever !`IODZiiLIOH ME0HANIUB' L'(TSTI- VVIr TUTS LIBRARY AND RLADINte- D OOM, we. et last street •ad Bettors tap mire. Opss tram t to 6 ►.t.. and from 7 to 10 rail. ABOUT 9000 V OL'S IN LIBRARY. Lending Doily, Weekly and IAwhated Papers, M090100•11, dr., on Ale. M111[BBRR$HIP TICKET. 6E1.7 et. gssatrSae ee w of Library sad heal Room. Appiteations tot membsrabdp received by Ubearlaa. la room J H. COLBOItNE. IL HAMILTON. Libeatias. Oodsrtea Marsh 1111d. £• TBO11.8UIINDRY. AUCTIONEER JL tesmeeW Agent. Sed.rieb. Ont. MOW gad La9ggbbe Ile. Ins. 0... sed Sem Maws► tag. O.. Balm at sMd bo to sal part et tb. moot.*!. 10-11 JOHN KNOX, GENERAL ACC - 'looser sad load Ts/eater. 0oderle0. Oat. Revise bed rematderable ..p•rleoos h the assns.seri.g trs4.. he Is in • pm0Naa te rtshmrs with tioeomrh ..aldbsttss .fl mem d umas setra4.sd to him. Orders left at P0 Rotel. or nest by mall he Ids address. olk P.O., °entaly awoeasd to. JOHN Comely A.nties*e 11111111 DMtal AnnounSSeI 1. TEETH EXTRACTED WITNOST MIN ETHEL :CN1:ORIDfl AT pored to be 'buy up in • hotel withost ab. wherewith to settle. H• lett tabid bin. • heavy ttsu►, tellies the landlord that ire would sow rotors ti here • 'lumber of days bad eerie by end Bart did uot reap- pear, the b.dlord wort up to ex.mras the priceless coffer which his guest Iliad 1.1t he heed him, sod wadi mash •m•ced at the weight of at. His most masJular porters eoui.l 1101 1111 it Tuerefure they broke it the mu•terlug of the Ont draft as Teti• oto Lbs rem.ra, but alter matey trials, mouse • rainy day olio's the streets were • mar of the emll• us the young odseer's hp, rine mud, mid tis to the story of It with tum- of thein said, with a tough of Irony t• his eutatlws and b.tteraom, 4,000 Celestiale, vutw called to at by lot, left their bootee ter the •Mew,sur, you are leughwg at us. Do chat •es of war. Frons the sell hovels and You 'lour* 4.0 7400 us • lwplay 01 your .0 filthy bylaoes which the Nines" love they trenor knowledge •' west forth, carry ug each man 11:s rusty Noplsos answered oourtsously,'I am very weapon, some prorate provstuus.DJ them far from lam/long at you, but 1 do Lot •p- evltable unibrell.. In *Owen and duo they prove of your method.' mustered to the roll call, umbrellas open ud ' Will you show us your method asked a* 0111 as you photo. The authorihu, moot• the nthevr, wtth • sneer. Luing the need of some e.uoir•gem•0t, 'With plu.ure.' ,rued • month a pay is adyamw. New Honeperte loaded Lha mortar carefully, uniforms were then served out. and the with Iris owu hand., quickly measured the dutenos n1 the target wnh his et a alone and touched the funs. The target was shattered, and there was- a cry of Applause *rem the bystanders, who were net at all troubled to see a oeuvre 1'4r- stma take the wad out of the Freocbm•o's r, is. 'All an •evident " mood the otiioer who .d challenge -1 Napoleon to try has skill ' H• couldn't du It again In • hundred 110,01 'I)o you e4estre m• to attempt at once more inked Iiooattert•, with the senor ironical smile 0s- his face that woo destined to •ger•eat• so many •genies among the crowned heads of Europe •9',l you, plait,' sod the ofhcar Napoleon •gmn lighted the fuse atter p.rsoaasly toed -ng the mortar. Apoio be hit the marl. Toms, without waiting tor further permiriea. h. triol it the third time, with the eaine result. The ,arri.00 officers apologised for their imprtioedce and inquired if he would toll thanes in whet respect their methods had been at fault. •Wash pleasure, answered Napoleon 'You simply had too much powder behind the bomb. Try it yourselves with lees powder, and von will su,xeei.' The first •*perimest showed than he was right The owners had had • good lesson in guneery, and the people of Al•ccio had been shows that their yaaeg be o had sot lost his prestige by SSP to • French military academy. DR. E. RICHARDSON'S K1T*L PARLOR& OpU* NSW KEOCK NEST -STREET •ODELidZ, OZT. rt .fordo a tmllettod. eaastactiee. after • No 0 �f yj0 olmelel atho nd seems• W ONO t sae U. 1 emit usl• s y nett a 00 Is 0.dertea 55Mitiso 4l..0v.ey which le erarraeted serer l areae t1• Mat N►• during W .sweetlo5 et teeth er hump or any bled- 1s series**/ herr raw end very little pain Is the mel mown* eons. 213T1133131-C11LORZDTD is • heal anaesthetic tOSt sever 'salmis the patient 1a t eigahbtest i0 berenees es water. mY sod the tut .ttisl knows ea earth w render =teeth n.eveseltly te pals. Panetta•'lime me It 1a redtsys&y t>srv.l.ss Jr w ■vies. ed the na%teal test\ a 1 se+watl sad �y 5re mine. SRI r DR W. RICHARD'SON. • photo of the tint camp ieyuig been settled each man was allowed to est then before nightfall according to hs own light*, the reads beau, t..n had for rt•rcutog. A Lew only were told off to moor* the guns. t'4,th much pursuartioo of ponies who had sever drawn • gnu carrlmge before, they got their ex Krupp gun+ *a swbt of the Hata gate, by which they were to brie the arty. Here, brewery or. the mud became tin p•reable, and the street wee speedily block - ed rhea the roto begot, sued the tint thought of every mu was to keep his pig tail dry which s • pint of honor with the Chinese. Tbee-eod became lively loth m- .umerable umbrellas and mach swearing maul, to the relit of all concerned. the blue button in charge turned his pssy•m soo homeward. In the twinkling of u eye no thing .sable rem.uted of the Pekin field force but tit Krupp pose Imbedded in the mud. For 3o hours they stood there in the ram uncovered aid unguarded. TfTtNsh ate,,. Mr. Faser, lie college professor who der the adverting, for the taxation com- bine, sometimes let* nu genius for puffery - run away with him. Not content with as - earwig that pr.tect,en ai ssoess•r7 to our m•uufecturere, be insists that :sinners ore prosperous through its effects Wo are 0sstlst to leave the assertion before our farming fined& wither.% much argument oily asking them to judge his ether stow moots by the trutb of tis one. There te • Yankee yarn which so neatly describes the poes,ble effect of Mr. Foster's over advertising that we motet give it -- though though tt may be thought somewhat ar- rieersnt. A worthy motor is Chicago discovered • blacksmith who bad grown op amid the wild std woolly neat beads= of that city. w1tbent an idea of 1011giou1 truth 01 Bible history H. undertook to teach him in • series of interviews. and toured the bbek• smith willing to loots, but entice!. The history of Jonah and tie whale was hard to behove for one who hardly realised what • muscle means, but be 6na11y .0000ted It. Sou afar some the history of the Hebrew children in the fiery furnace, and here our blacksmith called • halt. " Vet' mean ter say that furnace was seven times hotter 's my f ergo' " Tea ' "An' their her mint singed " No." " Wall, 1 don't h'lieve 11, an' 1 m gets'. So long "' But, mice to the hall. he opened the door again and out in his bead to say, " As' I don't Wheys that air fish story, sow, author ' Thai shows that seen rellgkous onstrucuoa should be iadiciously imparted to the sceptical so as not to shook individual pre- judices. Stall mor• ID t►m puffery business- When the farmer's power of belief is strained too for in regard to matters he knows all &bout -he is sure to reject "that ILh story' about prosperity in other occupations which b might otherwise have lowee Sow is Have* Veer Temper. starve it : give it nothing to feed on. %V hen semethl07 tempts you to grow angry do not ytsld to the temptations. It may for • minute or two be dillcult to control your. ell, to do rothl0g, to say nothing and the ruing temper will be obliged to 1n down bemuse it has nothing to bold ,t up. What is fused by yielding to temper ' For a neonate: there 1s a feeling of relief but soon wanes • seer of sorrow and shame, with • wish that the temper had been son- Flissda are separated by • bed temper, tieahls Is mama by it, and pot is given to ethers as mill as self. The pain too often lasts ter days, even years sometimes for life An outburst of temper le like the burattog of • sum healer, it 1s impossible to tell beforehand what will be the result. The evil dose may he remedied. starve your temper. It M not worth keep- ug. Inst it dig. •its T1...t.«w. tt'aterbary Amwbea : Re was • dull boy. not eyes Magi% s.sedh 4o know when he uttered an absurdity. One day, in the I.•tio class, be was wr•5tli.g W*th Lie eentenc. ' Rex fls7it.' With panful downer he translated 1t, 'The king flees.' Bat is whet other tense 0•e the verb fuses bs toesd, asked the teacher. A 15ag eeato0ieg of the bead and a deal mower d Perfect, owls( to • wbispwed prompting. And bow would you answer it. then ' Donne. Wby. gin • has is it. Again the tardy reponse .at • The kink W Gess Tire Wale te trees Tees Mad. After the barber had lieges ebyh, him the mu n the ebur said i eye a bad et • :sad" this monist weeld ye. please pet • gelid Meth emote ray forehead • (wrfainty, evolved Ma barer : het would yen Net rather have the *loth bot ' My head is tee hot, I west be noel it eg. Very well. Yee Immo what you wast, but yea have • bead on yu. The het bowel will de tree ped the. • *old els. Go ahead, thea, and try it : but it seams M me that theorist weber wield be better. Samoa say one mad some mother. rho mel wee waste • meld bowel sage it 55ndo N. Mud softy from to head, mad oeeb Ne skim 1'b 1h *be wears • bat bowel mgrs K draw the best is 1e marries mod el rebores to New, end is • Rattle the head bels semi mod dear 1 W feany that hat sr .sM eater &geld be .rd fey lip mew purpose. bet W's • het. (V- ence lewd. e itift was drawled The Imes haireee. The deemed queue alighted truedel with • arm step "Good dm' goo said, 'may 1 sea beeoosb you to permit 050 04 my own int to wield yea fatal am '' Nor did she fail to notice their look of weeder sed amass. 'I shgeld like to die, she explained. 'with the thought that We WNW ever got • head off esu (N 11e detail e/ troops several smiled end ora, • booms m lissom s. bid le he ems - revel to N. Nr awl pssedd w t1e book. from the teekledeneee. *fol e-e.rane. On the edge of • Northern New I•:ogland town there was • loug hill sloping down • deep ravine wkteh was pierced by a railway track. In Winter at wase favorite co•stiag- ,rotted for hardy, vaturewme boys. Starting from the crest of the hill, • sled aegnirel greet momentum is the dement over the key surface, and on reaching the boom shot eve- the railway tracks with Use velocity of u •x prem train. It was ezbder•ting sport, but bwrdeus at hours wises trams were due. The don- ee' was meteoric! by • sharp curve of tke ruby track emergtuv from • short tunnel, eine* • true could only be ora • short dis- tance away. Oars Winter's afternoon • dozes school- boys were 005.tlog merrily on the hill, where on icy track had boss worn .11 the way down. The sport *sot o0 until the town clock struck five, just as the tolerance promotion had reached the summit of the elide. The boyo looked at one another doubt- fully. They knew that • train was decried that they ought to wait for it to pass- , There is time *or one more trip " ex- claimed the leader. • Who will follow • 01 .eery. A young moi, walking to the house of ht* brother, • yeoman, found the Inn .a • nsigbbortov tows very full. He shared the room of • merchant who was openly oount- in; out his money. Having occasion to Yule the garden, ud also to borrow • bode, be acce,oted the loan of • kaile from the merchant. tin re turn.sg to me room be tutted the merchant gone ; lie went to bed, slept, rove early walked W his brother'. and was arrested in the elter0000 for reordering the men:0ut to Lis pocket w.• that tradesman's knife, an4 between blade hod handle was • goose& ct M•ry and Welham. At the ins the mer- chant's empty bed was stained with booth, u d though the merchant's body eras be - where to be found, the yo.1sg saes was con - dimmed for murder and hanged in charas os- his brother's term. Here • swore observed that the body moved : it was cut down, Ido was reanimated, and the youth fled to eon. Tuan by Spanorla in South America he rose to be warden of the jail, and while to enjoyment of that office t he reeogsized ain5sg some English prisoners the penmen for whose murder be had suffered. The fact was that the merch•ot, while the youth was •beset in the garden dieosv0red that he was bleeding freely from • vein which had been opened that day. He hur- ried to the 5.rgeeo iy the dark, was seised by • pressgug, served His Britannic Majesty in • ship-ot-war, was token by the Strani•rde, and, at last, met, in • jail of South America, the very man who had bees Imaged for murdering him to liogland - leaden Saturday- Key tow. ' Go it alone, d you want to,' mud one of his companions. ' 111 wager you half • dol - lot that you dost dare try it.' ' I'll take the bet ' cried the reckless leder. flowing himself so hie sled and push - tog off. i)own be went, the sled bowline merrily over the ice. Hardly had he started before a whistle was beard from the mouth of the tunnel. The boy• behind ham *creamed to him to stop. but it wets too late. He was half way down. his sled running as if it had heading straight tor the railway track. The engineer, runndinw, the curve, heard the *creams .f the frightened boys ud saw the flying sled. He strained the brakeman, but of was impossible with is so short •dis- tance to stop the train se it was for the hey to •mite► his sled off the doe track. As he reached the bottom the boy lay flat on the .104 with his head ducked low. The train pawed the oo•stiag track, and came to • 0.lt • short distance beyond. The boy. •t the top of the elide sos11 hardly believe their eyes. On the ether side of the rail- way then was they companion, spinning •loaf on hi_ sled as though nothing had bM�1 •d with its rider bad shot under me of the pamesger cars of the moving trails, going ID at one side and out 01 the other directly across the railway track. The bey, trudging book with his sled, meet his companions mid .• gross of pewee - giro 'Whet • bravo bey '' exol•imed many yoiona No, no, not brave, but reekler,' answer- ed the frfgbte.ed lad, thoroughly ashamed and nattered by his folly. 'you may keep the blf-dollar Joe.' Reskleesa.m is not moorage. Youth'. Companies. west atrw.wa New York Tubers : A lover% Se CMiW i5sity 10 Florio wbe weeby W 00 pbyee re week se Swain) SsltleA4. Bet. laid lie em}h►w. deme es% Year Rids sky that if • Lege W se s se se em tet NM INA • pit is sirs Nakeatb day bay pall Yin tot ' Yes, .aswed the meets*. hat N the sem hes the saw et baling Wee the mm9 pis every kb -" ith t Neo e w tireli Weber to ep tare Ili or see Me ea enure wilt. From the Sootchm a we do not always expect humor, but we often get something perhaps more precious. namely wit. A Scotch wiaseea must be handled carefully, or he may prove • tetter. as the following oscideet will show. The witness is ques- tion excited the counsel's suspicion by the •ocurate measurement he returned of 90020 •rucle. " You .re sure of that, 107 gun'" " Hoose na ' lase not I to en my aith epos the bout "' " Well, sir," said *be counsel, m his most brow -beano, st0ooer, " thou tall me, os your oath, mind ' hew came you to be se exact "' " Aweel, was ,t 130* that i keened some.toiterin' &atom 'ud put the question, so I took the measure 0' at.' Bat • Soot can be humorous if he chooses Lis- ten to him. Ha was discharged from Hal - 'away wool, 1ta1 M answer to neo who en- quired bow thirst, went with him, replied " Weil, you see, a body canna has every- thing in this lite ; and I'm so gams tae Mime' the Owe -no me, For •' the time I was there, 1 was weel p10teekit free the wiles of • wicket w•rl' round. : while my Mead was 71'50 me, an' my water sura " Is net Ursa Scotch ' Does not every wool breathe the man his philosophy, his deter - e we to the powers that be, end Ina religious twang ' Purdss.bte weds. Thee was • well -to -de tailor is Spring Gold who owned • headmen's Muse is amens the rend from to Liaeol00. Mn. Besets di not h.! pleased that • odor should live is • see residence the: that eseapiod by • lo.dtag Sawyer. Whoa Abe was off en .ircnit, thentero,0 . had • story added se their hones Tho job wet .early G abbed oboe Abe Maned. He strode down the moose, gamed .s hie house te sur u prim, asd thee ersermd to the toiler's skis of the reed. Who live in *bet palatial 'nemeses over there!" he asked of his neighbor. ' Te widow hustle," answered the smiling *515.0. Han same beard • nose from tin tap Aesop al Me Limb bowls " Abs. Abe, ism 4 dish' You're Oostoleau. t •. t1 • • 'r •i 4'$- •.• • t DON'T Find fault with the cook if the pastry don nut •arily wit you. Nor with your war either --perhaps shit is not to BLAME It may be the lard she is using for shortening.' Lard is Indigestible you know. But if you would always have YOUR Cakes, pies, rolls, and bread palatable and perfectly di- gestible, order the new sbort- eai.g,"(r'OTTOLENE." for your WIFE Sold in 3 And s pound pails, by all gr... en. Mode only by THE N. K. FAIRBANK COMPANY. Well .niton sod Ano Sts- , 000tresl. • y 5 r Y z. •141 oft fs'atwori ` everettlbllgfl+Nje6.wia t lettere.. A stylishly dressed yeas* mimes was Mooght op beton the pekes *ggfr-ss. at --, for skating ribbon out eta shop. The clerk of the oeurt had seen her converse with her lawyer, and was therefore greatly surprised when, in reply to his enquiry as to her name and admirer, she merely shoot her beef. •,he is • French woman,' the lawyer ez *toed, 'and doer out understand German. Just pet dew. Maria Lacouche.' The clerk was incredulous ' How old is she •' he asked. 'Twenty-twe,' replied the legal adviser. The clerk pretended not to have heard correctly mod mid . 'Thirty-two •Ne; twenty toe,' the fair captive blurted out, Leshe clapped her hand on her mouth •red bunt out laught07 'Ah " said the clerk, 'then you oan spook Germt•o, though you don't soder stand it •' The trey tee Welber .r Ilse lima. A Swedish boy fell out of the window, sod was badly hurt, bat,with clenched Ile, he kept hack the cry ref pain. The Koos of Sweden,'.ustavwl Adolphus, who happenei to see hies fall. prophesied that thee boy would wake • mao for an eutergeney. And es he did, for he became the famous fierier .1 Hauer. A hey used to crush the flowers to get timer color,wd painted the white sad - of his father's cottage a Tyrol with all ser s of pictures. which the mountaineers gaud at as wonderful. He was the great artist, Titian. An old punter watobd • little fellow .musng himself making drawings of his pet sad brushes, easel sad stool, earl said, 'TML bey will beat in. am day ' The bey was Michel Morel*. A (;erman boy Was reeding • 'blood And thunder novel. Right in the midst of it he said to himself, New, this *1111 .ever da I pt toe much .:cited ovoe it. i cast study ea well after it. So here ger ' and be flus, tbe book out into the river. He ;eras Fichte, the great (itnmei philosopher. •■ eel Mel% *tree. 110. oddest of d1 the bird's snits is the one Wilt by to teabksa.. • South Abeam w arfare It is Welt el swiss, and 0lwye area the tree F edoniag the .weld. Is ssostr.otdeg the dsmiil. th9 Ismeh warts Welds Sed tb rase works geoide where be bend. • esaery bs few bee ewe spew! O WL He its In the beg wad Pope salmi Sr amp marfy all the Uwe, 5d oils. wmss ie N5 fsrm W • hawk or • he wens the homily, bat ewer eh - elle mob lest T1. nivel laINre5er. 8 You want the BEST and CHEAPEST. Buy the- - Royal Will Nes Wart. soli.' \1'Ititt• Rubltt•r Rollo, (.iesretl at {).tie �.*k Two Thumb Screw* Iron titn�e t fur Juurltsl*. retlucinK fire *hunt Owners Fine Steel :springs. Tinn'•.1 (kers. 'tela Elegant W NI N 1 F:I; $3.00 - THREE DOLLRs $3.00 For sale only at HARPER & LEE'S, real 044 w bale..iv mMTNMm. tat tr. I0I 4. 0104 t. •[•Lala, SAVING MONEY IS MAKING MONEY 1 Parties w i.hing to save money Call do .4) by calling on Mr. JOHN KNe/X'at his Wareroonl'1 opposite !lectin. Hotel, where he keeps a full line of .agricultural Implements on hxn'{ o{risen fur inspel- t l silt Noxon Binder, Noxon Mower, Non Sti 1 lri;l. Nixon ring Tooth Cultivator, Noxon Horse Rake and Sharp Rake. Full line of the Cockshutt- Plans Cxoow{pally. ItiI'ling Plows,SpWalk- ing Nowa, Twin Gang Plows, Corn and Riait t'ultivator,,, Road Scrap. tar., Disk Harrows, land Roller's, Little (,ern Pea Harvesters. McLaughlin Carriages, Buggies, Pha•tuno, R,4,1 Carts, Training Carta. All the latest dtwigrn. All work warrant -I. Adams Wagons, Paris, Ont., all kinds. Any person wishing anything in the adonis line will find it to hi a advantage to call on Mr. Knox and ini*pt�(•t hit ;,;.vols l.e'fore buying el+ewhere. AUiTI(1NEERING a specialty. Being practical in the above and in stook, and having had several years experience, can guarantee entire aati*faction. One of the two, by grey of sdtrir:i.ieg himself, cut* his hair a the most fueitlnm manIer,•ceording to the boot lashpu-physes the otber, on the contrary. cents huh tier most clumsy way im•g,n•ble. Th. first ouetomer who entered bre shop, did not toil to lobe bun to wk about It. 'How in the world. being yourself • bar- ber, do you have your heir so ball, cut.'' 'Why, sir, the remota ie simple enough. i ammo. possibly cot my hair myself, but am Wilted to h... recourse to my col- league over the way, end he is such • duf- fer ' 'And 1 moppet's you cut his in tura Oh course. Ai.d you inn juries for your self whether he oughtn't to he .atta4ed.' Tho lleeeet reseed *4.e. The meet essay wane 0, *itbeei doubt, tint esatemod is • cash named the Rea, ,s the Brooms Town Hall cellars. Itis Redseheim Rhine wine of the year 1651, 514 the cask is repleeaahed by tit - �ess ww whenever wine s dawe, with wire faky •sbel .sit dried newel The wine has at premst the oelor ef dark beer, and • very herd taste. 1.t se amdesribable aroma. it is sever sold, but destined .solnsivoly for the siek of Mrem•a, whet erosive • very entail tomtit, es the prodaotioe of • doe - 100. certiin•te. At presort the supposed vIns of this mimes wins has en increased Neta berth instateiat eight elemeee would Mb 000, • glassful 0112,600 sod a grip Clir The my perm= whe tiwp apo ed with • smell bottle of tido ohs were Me Kesperere H'itliam 1 sad FredeMk and Priam kimmrek. *bat le would Take. A gentleman waking •loog • per in one of the big `ketch ports saw three men of different nationalities namely, I•:n,lieh, Scotch and Irish •telking together. Rad wanting to see the difference an their natures, be thought he would ask them all the same question So walking up to the Englishman he asked him what he would take to stand on the pier all sight, and the Envh.hman said that he would do at for • pound ; and then turning to the Sootchman the gentleman asked M. sane que.t,oa. "What'll ye gie me"" replied the canny SOM. "And sow, my friend," sand he, turning to the Irishman, "what would von take to stand on the pier all night "Be dad was the reply, "i would take a had a.wl.l " a Paeoler Traveller. O. Feel Adorer, tb. pep.Mr rpro- ssssattve S T. S. Simms t ('e , St. .l ohm. N. 11, is speaking of Norway Ilse Syr, N mays : - ' is is e best sstfgMinor. ears 1 hove .ver used awl i poorer it a orgy ether. ileo glee It le htwlds es Wes wad it suer every Wig. n world be Mks& pew to brims we le tae trey .W'." tea VR Jt RALPH TiP: EMU STOVZ. OERLER, Ham11ton stn, Has decided to cortin'le in Business, as ha has im- proved in hearth and is able to attend to his cus- romers in the Way of jobbing and repairing, and will conti:iuc to sell AT • LOWEST PRICES ! It's no ber•anoe I'm Scotch but you canna smoke a better Cigar than "ROI l w p No ad but 1 Ret la 11 of 'JIM' earl v Varies. ' • 41111.1111K - :GENT AGENT AND AUCTIONEEK.-- NALLIDAY'S IMPERIAL I8 AN IIP -TO -DATE RESTAURANT. + + + + + + + Choicest Confectionery, Oysters, Fruits etc. Only the Best kept on hand. ora DAIRY TINWARE_. A WE HAVE MADE UP A LARGE ASti0I:TMENT (iF DAIRY TINWARE. Such as Strainer Pails, Milk Strainers, Milk fans, Creamery Cans, with or within* taps. Cheese Factory Supplie.*, Milk Pails, with Iron clad bottoms. Also Pails with Copper bottoms, all matte out of the very best Tin and our own slake. If Your Tin Pani or Paiht want new bottom'. or repairing of any description. or if you want any Tinware made to order, come to the New Tinshop, opposite Martin's Hotel. HOSPITAL FOR LEAKY TINWARE J. H. WORSELL & CO. The Practical T:n, `was and Filmset* Nen NEW.7•7" 7.2NES 2ZRESS 0-007Z3.. Now arriving and to arrive, and although I tin not indulge in the Spread -Eagle style of advertising so common at the present day, a dis- cerning public cannot fail to notice that thetioods I handle are New, Seasonable and up to data Prices are right every time and all the time, Quality considered. I need not enumerate the different lines in Stock and to arrive in due course, but the public may rest assured that no House in the Trade can do better, as I buy only from the best Wholesale Houses, and on a strictly cash basis. One of my Specialties ,just to hand in an Extra Wide Russian Navy Serge, hard finish, at a Price never vo Ino in the annals of the Dry (foods Trade. tewpsesses r*■ly Wieland. t Per Wel. 1114seew.4 tee rash, A. MUNRO, Sad Droner and Haberdasher. CROSS»CUT SAWS! We keep a larg** a.,orttrtrnt of thi• st'ry hest Itrand on the .urkrt ; ground from four to ate zau:s• thinner for the hack than on tlw face, ANIS ARE FULLY WARRANTED. Three Goode ear have rv.luc.4 111 pr,.+ and are, now asiliag them AT PRICES NEVER BEFORE HEARD Or. A full Inoue of riles, Jointers, Handle,' end Arita .Inlays u Stock. Wrige1 s_e raw. DAVISON & CO., 111017101011111 1* IR. r. wise "The Signal" is only $1 a yea. Get it. RAVE • 001P1 MIT To. VOUS rrtlIMS TOR A TIM' r