HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1895-2-28, Page 6THE SIGNAL : GODERICH, ONT., TNITRSDAY. FEB. 2t4. 1595.
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OUR KNIVMANLFORKS.
THEY RANK IN THE UST OFCOMPARA-
rIVELY RECENT INVENTIONS.
wb•1 the Anerlgl..e of tsirepe sad Asa -
el era 1 .N The e..totae e. IM t
Preach and flatmate y
W as lost
.•
familiar are are at the prreent day
tit h the *tee of knives and for►, I her
implements of the boasehuW, to assist us
len the rutting up and 'otitis of our fod.
Say • I lous•furninhuIg [torten, that it mai
i n.1 rues mut • few of our maulers t.. Tarn
that I..t1e throe useful table cud kit, beta
u• • o asitia,. are 111 ouenparativeei modern
int.IHun -M1 reset, indea.d, that it Is
curious to think what mud Lave been the
eolith of society beton thny cams- to be
In co ti.r Iltisty,reries have pnovad
that the earlier tnhabitaute set Europa end
for alaorigine% of America wail .Idititers
of atone or hantwood for retell. l.nrjoora.
IWO It ,.t til
.atter of ,1 °seder 10 dh.cnver
WI;M r<ork t hey were enabled to perform
with .ouch primitive Implewirit.. The
tireh.s lewd rerlgter hardened e.} tan. Alia
carton* k ntds of brae. and eriesee w.
teethe. for the w'eapors sed knives for
reene_t ie 1”1,,A1114111. The K"n, are sun
pined 111 1. ,.r emu Ibe first to nutkr . •Ixe
tools uf• inen for curette" meat .cad tor war
like ;wrpsra.
lrni;butd has always been prey -eminent :is
the manufacture, of knives, even trotn the
t mer of Queen Elisabeth. Caen oar sheath
knives are the moat ancient kind td cut
fiery; they originally had the blade stuck
In the handl', and when not in rise were
covered by a ease oreluath. Crete knives.
called "N-hltilee," were matted:we
Sheave' in -IS:3, and were sold at the price
of one penny, a good round rum in thaw•
day.. In 1110 clasp knives were tirst re-
canted. t hey were made to fold o'. r and
%hilt into handles of iron or tortoi-v shell.
bit they o ere very clam%' iny.lrtimrit'
compered with the elegant pearl ar,.1
ivory leindlel six and eight -lila -eel affairs
of the pre -rut day. Sheath koros were
wee wooly for kitchen use and taint up
[neat. and even now one can Sr. a Miteber
or a rook wield a knife. which. wIwtenot
teq.rvl to
in new, is enclosed by a Iwai .err s7radh.
But nowualayt the knives u•arl for culin-
ary ;mrp.+es are ini.tm.rable, ati.l to de-
scribe them all would be to (lir ..tenon
three pages.
Fork, are of much later nerve ion than
knives Probably the first poutgrl instru
ment was used by the Italian. tete in slur
13th century. They appear to have been
unknown to the ancients, deo trns•of them
ewer having beeu diaeevered x K the
ruins ..f Hereuleneum avid Y 1-'a' The
(hineaa•bn.l the nearest idea to the lark in
••cbopetieks," which wqulepd a great deal
of expertness to U0111,1111 grime •.r effect,
t'hupdi£k, are used by the Iliiu.•'t fureat-
iag pure r•rs up to date. Retort• forts were
'planted flu i irers were matte to perform the
service of picking up the resat. broth for
cooking anal eat dug. Even letter fork. went
introduced they were looked upon as un-
Dece.eary luznrie..and wrr e%rn forbidden
to be n.ed in certain m•,naotie raiihliah
tihrnte and cooveutt. Fork+ seise.• at tint
Inside with only two pronto. of ',not. in feet
they were re like double ,kr.t.r-: these
three primes were considered necessary.
and these prongs were coo.iderril more
no -fill when bent. The ferried' mennfae-
eine! a spwwi fork. with four er five
prams:, but these were com•aderel more
u rmuirntril Llan useful. and were always
made in .ilvrr for presents. Four lining.
are new considered the proper her for
a well matte fork. eel 11 moo of the
steel fort, have only three.' The lint
ales olute 'mentality for a fork was in
all provability felt by a cerrrr. who
require) something to hold the guest
etearly while ops, atini. the oklea
carving fork known origisallc belonged
to Henry IV. of France. about the year
14011 It ie said to be fern et the• castle of
Pau, on the Boom Pereuee%. where Henry
was horn. It 1f made of steel anal with
two prelims of great length. being long
enough read strong enough to •er-ure
"'Rerun"' of beef. The earliest mention of
fetish* Italy we. in 1611 In England.
ISO years ago. it was quite a . .moon sight
aYiti gamine? for eacu guest to put hi% fin -
Iters into the diab and help himxelf. At
the precut time ouch custom.' are only to
be found at "free lunches." len onlinary
life, however, the man who would put his
fingers into the dish would be turned out,
as a savage. and he who pmt+ hie knife in
Ids month is eoneklered anything but a
gentlenun The fork is now sac nrr•r,.viry
a part of the culinary appointments am the
kuife is.
awing fee Damages Teem tp...ks.
One of the most peculiar la.t.uu. ever
Wed in the ['tilted States is on the conn
/.x -kit at ( 'raw fordfville, ind. Three
year, ago a passenger train on the Moron
,epee was wrecked near the 'thine of John
Elliott. north of this city. The train rolled
down an embankment. Ted oro• roach w*.
burned, five people killed and ,e.euty in-
jured. The Injured were takers to the
bowie of Elliott. Now he emit. elp.e
damage• from the railroad b cear.w•, he
allege... the health of hls family hos teen
bad ever sluow the wreck, anti thin 1.
canon! 1.y the sounds of the gram, from
the injured that vibrate through his home
every night. and when they go outdoor., at
eight the "spirits" a theme killed in ti is
wreck can be epee walking up and down
the track In front tet ►t/ b0 dismays . waft.
all them. things stopped, and
the annoyance w►Mk Me caused sick nese
in bik family. He maps he has dreamed
about the wreck overt sight since it bap-
pebed. -Si Louts RepubbiillC
etatsetM es M Legate see.
Almost one-third of all humenito or
&bent a ntseeotl0 people, *peak the Chinese
language The Hindoo latagnage nod ire
r*rio■ dialects are1 hr. perhaps,
125.050.0015. the third plod, hying acconle4
the F.ngli.h language, wbkh is now used
hy not lege than %i1t�000 people
prThee
Rn%an Ianeniage
persons daily ruing tit b the seclusion of
all others. Th. Hermits Istignage is the
audible •xprvedon eft 57,n00,0I4 human
twinge, and the Spanleb of abon• 01.0110,-
OM Among Enroveae Waylay...Preach
now takes Iftb place. 'rid when the ien-
gnages of the world are ions+deied 1t ie the
mveUtb to the eses.01-
A O.etewe w aee'n
A curtsies weer WSW . waI
�oaalrr d parliament., wt -o Ir
loan well known nu tM fir••"
• man could go from Loser .
I4 any needs he More aloha
• millloa dote with pro a
*rating paper.^-`
he we•'d
Hamel --1 esti% rise
are • (sabre.
Nettle--f:wlkR ye. -
mead odae vilest c
"AS SLOW AS A Sn1AIL.•
Nevertbelew tb. wean $.p,110. tila•df
N Iib f ver,t►iai Ne Ne.Ae.
There are s nur..low little walkers that
roue • marl' :semi round our gardens. You
l,ttr often seen and wondered and ee-
et timed over theta The} are said to be
.1,31 AI"! dumb and blind. but. after all
tum•.. area becks. and their *lowness. too,
'he) set ivage to walk • good ileal by keep -
a: it. mod 10 get their living alter a
fashion of their own.
Three „tails --for no doubt you kn.ss the
familiar little creatures --live upeu the
tenderest kwriae awl the Immo perfect
frn.1. ,(thega ruk•u. the the suwils cahoot
be .ii iu eery eiatpil cresture.. fur at least
ibex kcow rnotash to select the test of all
they tltai for their denier. The »nail
huan hi. Bittner by eight, like mans other
animal.. Anil he baits pleasantly per,estent
wet of %tieng .t raig(ht ahead soil 6111%41 lig
over everythieg whieb wont,. in bit way
repel. have many pruii*ritiet. Of
t.iir,e you kisow they carry their boners
meta their twee.* Tbeir lune* is made of
a prettily marked shell. While a Knelt
walks atom: ler rums& out of the 1 w. so genteel a sten she does it '
but +.till teke, it :doter with bine Natur Mr Fp&.reed 'yllebub, with red heir
adios tell us titer when a ,mail want, to sod a pug node parts his bur in the middle,
leewer-ren aweww...
Did it ever strike you hose few ef your
awres•estasoes are °oared to be what they
are ' Yrs Smith, for Instaec•. a thick•
awkward woaIaa, re beet urea dsias res
brtsettly style ; see sway. her, chart, airy
right., sad im.giaes that nobody discovers
her tht.k ankles through this uasaperwt
rube
Mw Jones with so more brains then •
Woodpecker welt. • a why -washy I mi tatiee.
us lhckeus or Mrs. tirowuture dad suppers
that she deceives everybody els as well as
herself that she is •'. gesso's."
Mr. Noble hat heard some oats say that
the great its Juhs.us wee a rough, plum the rolls when .he roes and milted if she
eras . tied iwthwiih this Ltlipuuw struts might be heard. Of °o11.,.. the women all
about iwuluur •trr)bwly he menta with torsed around to look •1 her and to listen
his pert incivilities, sari roralluntug Mewl( to "bet .esmed to he sa weld proceeding
with the idea that be is possessed et the ten- leaving received permission to speak, she
u.lectual etreugth ut his model. asked .
Mu. 1:LW itas great admiration of the ' ib 1 undent•ed t hat 1 lois this church
she tikes the upon the same footing as the me''
"nig Iles U.lkcr c.arersee.
meaner m winch M1cw %talker lops les -- The minister answered • All are e, .tally
with an tutetroast b•ir---10 the simplest re. tom children of the Lord.'
mark . w Nt.e 'Tibbs languishingly leashes, The 1 are to hive all the rights splayed
yes to.•, whru ah.. eddr.esed, and feele by the .filen' she asked, with • toss of her
head.
• 1 ou will have all the rights and the ob-
ligations, belonging alike to nae and
breathe he moot draw' himself into hi, wears • ted velvet wautteat to match his w�,�e, of hang Christian tires below•
Isbell to expel the xis (nen hie hinge and fiery lucks, talks disparagingly of arrugs•
The woman clasped the back ot the chair
.,nor t a it ler drew: eons
air into his 1 tow, women, in verse and p, and trusts P°d
morel." The, ...wine to hle x vers elaborate he has reached the sublime height of that before her, took • swift survey of the lutes -
alai lrtwWanase way of breathing. and it tetomparable snob, Lord Ig} run. log coogregetion, and snapped turtle this
is belle hoped the taail doesn't have ti do Mr. Johnson, a h.. never can :nose with. •lureti"u
out wattling his lege in eometk,uit, or knock-
copy
11 hat 1 mean w ase u whether 1 can e o
it ryes rapidly. the sae Ohne in the churen as d i
it is x curion.fact that the spiral pattern mg wmeththi dura, fancies brneelf • greatm
of the snail's b.,u4• nearly always turns "ledr» men :'• women whether he shall useAr. .•%*r[Ium.•A. lbauu1 be•(rr.•o drcos''
ins
trate right to left. Hat rrcca•iooally a ever make up histo meed marry, and effects ag eng taetly w
snail is foun,l with bio snail pattern turn. the "bulbul Moore idyls of talk, rias through the .remWy. The mummer
big it: tlw opts.tite direction. 1 .recoil. Ruth Parsnip, who has freed all her lifts dalliedmtmadam. yhe na
you minoo-.'
turn, of till. sovietise variety is regandrel a, ,o the cuuu try, nater saw • pie in her lite -
sot she Hate tbey horns' and what do ' l sa 1 serve a aa usher''
:c :;neat euro••it}, and if you erre tied nae • j�
keep it early xis tear 1,1 the ori:anwmta of they eat ' Ruth marries, apes all the city , Can 1 the centre -neon Lla"
your reflection. The .1.11 is a heavy one, customs, obeys Lady l.anguerb, exct es the • No..p•.s P
m:ark•.l with brew,' aripr .and the snail's ire of all her country teed*. and the de-
1., • Can 1 reed the prayers and othei•te as a
d% is gr..y. Ile enjoys Itis dinner* ape niton of her much -loved city equuntaaese. la eschew a your absence'
r
bis slow lr$w u lutlesisnx11 %umeier. lin w In tact, to he crural 7
u
t:•r xptlnrc•h of wiutrr he rrlrcts a sung be The 'Disaster wiped ben gla..es, mopped
for
metier. reel there he nukes a rko•a rover t his brow, his facetlushmg now deeply. The
for hituwlf out of 1.•xrea and dirt. fasten- of some woman Iaapeeted her kid groves leisurely
big them together with a sticky fluid and thea returnee to the charge.
w high nature has provided him to do the • Shall I have • vote in church matters "
won._ ' Such a privilege has never been custom
---- - - ary,' answered the minister. ' We follow
Denims Deese ase (flea *be teachings of the Apostle Paul, who be-
Onee nn•re is An attempt to be nude to hewed that women should keep silence in
EQUAL SUFFRAGE 1N CHURCH. a woes es Two the Deny,
a,
Mousy ie akaeflaUe libelled. It r habit
Weems A Wes Wiwiwasted frame trwe+eer
Warr TM. raying ti
.e t'swm
eaee. ually atlled the adman of aanghteene
l0000sth
A Deaver epeeist to e New Yark Sue ns, e trust of all eelk sad ether trill
Nye : Ids• .r the rowowloal remise of eowf' sawan tam
ps, hlok It by es er
desves.
hers in that State was wttaered tut Nus- The "000te amply popular bypoo toy.
day is iho eeeters pen et .be oil where People who taus ealuatatate cask love it is
worm ople bad aswmbied w form a usw t►er hearts, and only rwtl mimeo at w save
Latherea C►.eee. After preltw mraary mat Astiares. ld anybody affect w de
tare had desettled the ras
epttan of mem why arm wormy, or w aou•uat u aa unclean
bess ocean. A wonua of more thaw avow thin • Tie: e r ! set whtatt It Is said eu be
utete
lluace passel an •xinaa
eattaoo that was the riot u mot is tee moue. await, winch re
utef•ctury to the board of salaeo
salary. Tb• a. tnsocaet and exemplary • mrsodity as
mu stir ensabout to place her nese upuu you will Ind Ina day's fuursey, but to the
wretcheswtches who moues as well as toddy it
It the "repreaeetutiveof values" had • voice
and the world would lute to whew otter
ly it might retort upon its m.lugnere, Fame
a thousand dollar greenback to the a i41et of
Does IluublaMl tr, a nomad wro:4 r, who
will talk to you tn, hour in his prow w•
m
•bout the do.t. as of riches, thus ad
es
dremg its own.
"You contemptible sooundrelthesod sed
Mort.of my creettos,as you well kaow,wsa
to assist a uu
aao cog the t'si,•ad to give the
tuition tivaa. s.1 relief, bat you have pervert-
ed are, you 'cat purse of the empire and the
rule " sad by • uveas fraud osay.rted me to
your own base uses. How dare you impute
un to costly" ufap-eott of patroitlsin- pledg-
ed to noble uses- but deteel, .las ' by your
felon fingers. .seleenipellet tgeomumoualy to
minister to the uravtngs set your satanic in-
stincts'"
In caeca like this, is it not obvious that
the alai set the money, is the rout of theheu:.
evil' If tccuttog medium wen in-
deed the source of all .to, how mold the
reverend clergy endure to take It _au re-
compense 1or the shepherding of their
flocks '
I:eslly, it seems to us that money is the
ba.. of more good. both spireual .ad um•
poral, than evil. It builds cad endows
churches, sods missionaries to the besthea,
ted* the hungry and clothes the naked
and as to thtevings, swindling., and other
cremes committed to the struggles to obtain
it, they would be perpetrated just the same
if it were not: for wbaterer honest men have
that is worth possessing rascals will steel,
and if there were molting etas to pilfer, they
would rob re of our very teeth to keep their
lead. ia
Inst nosey. then, be rated at ats fair
ts,
valesad sot berated as an emanation of
the Evil One. It promotes the highest sir
tae. of humanity-, and without rte tntluence
it may well be doubted if free dd.ro, honor
&sa respect would not lack theta most +olid
foundation. looked upoo ID • prover light,
• vehement desire to accumulate • 'big pile'
of it by fair means as highly mentonou
and if men would deep the nookand deel•re
n.
openly their otive and principles, what n
now rolled ldoutaoua worship might perhaps
be coesidered • creditable reverence 'or •
great *octal good.
reretrq.
And
eys
dserailsers
the tail
OAu
to ouasptcuot.
be riding with Ihetr
bobby. -Fat,
nuw•-
Every body
fate toward
t'ee%
sig
'be Last kis.'..
1 am only a little stuffed kitten, all fatted
Yid out of shape. Here I am under the
tours -•.k, .sed here 1 must May Will
Mit !weep
ing day.
Viten I was new andmy ISOM
I looked almost like • live kitten
used w eamy gulag out then, out sow 1 em
ashamed to be seen.
Gertrude left me tut In the grape
arbor all night. and when they took nae io
was very wet a* cut ethave aever
sen well since.
Twit•' when we were riding Gertrude
dm me end the Barrage ran over my
body. That s the ramie* my is to
ed
Almost eery eatorday La nt I am scam
the bathtub.
The ear that isn't hers was burnt offwhen
Gertrude teed to wenn me by the tire in
the grate.
l'r I've had • hardie, an when
fresh new kttteo■ 1 feel very sadtot is
that I ran never look lake them again.
Rut 1 know when sweeping day dues come
and Mar takes me iron, this horrid phos
that Gertrude s brown eves will new •
scan when she sees tree. I knew just how
she will bug and kiss me, and hold sale tight
in her .arms when sae goes to sleep. eo
. este happy wattauhere for sweep:m
day and Gertrudea kisses : hut 1 cane help
wondering where . will me nes
time. -1 ostb'e Companion.
r•r..rot - •L _ rete nerte`tie Sonitl�e Der- °°lora the chorcbes.'
toms, were b} gentlemen as et -ruing d I This plainly irritated the woauo. for she
tins'.. This tines the itinoraton are the retorted , Satst Paul was • bachelor and
l eelthy and 1rti,tie Iters 1-ufone who in he was unfair to the women. 11 he had
their organ. Aglaia. given sketch id amus
Once lived to Colorado he would have rand
:t, tar oaght to nplsrar • trrnyed for the im- s 1 for equal suffrage, and he oughtn't to be
portant intact km tailed Bluster. d ) t 1 h taken es ss. example out here where wcme
' l'Lr Ares. axisists •d treat 'amt knee louke.i have their rights.'
breeched of velveteen. waisttswt, %ilk d The monster pounding upon hie hymn
+tacking+ and buckled shoes. The color ppm book *sad the words just spoken were ir-
is left to the wearer's choice. but quirt b back reverent.
,.hole.. such es brown. purple, bronze, ren.- cry ' lust us hay an more of this,: he con
set. 'set:r green or Week are roti tend- ked eluded,
ed i 1. -gin with. and ttltint*teiy more
in
tint the woman he'd her rrouod,
pMrwuund tints may ha toed as public b ' 1f you are going w run a mean, old- test -
i:..:r tr. rilucgtel ler ata npprecia need. down East church you san, bat 1
tion of velveteen *ymphotie.. The won't min it, so there.'.he said.
w-aiett+..•tt .bt•nId to of stint creamy• . y d I t d h I see "he sat down, and for fully to minutes
white %ilk, comes. brurveled. watered or h k the whole congregation was deep a reedita-
otw•rwi,e. It le strongly urged that the team. Toe minister suggested • hymn, but
whin she.uld to of white l'orab. thinuer that dragged frightfully, Os, ugh the men
seal softer than the waistcoat. arid, pre y strove to shake tiro roof with thea voices.
f. -rattly. whiter. This should be onument- 1 h l k The monster dr•ak a glass of Ice water,
s..1 with i tunieil-down culler. and with mopped hu face once more, and suggested
frilled cuff, haugio.g down low upon the that the sister had better think over the
hand., the wilt sleeve to ing cut rather 1 matter for a week, when she would probably
%hon in order to display them fully. The an pp g come to the conclanoa that the exulting
tie Hof thin white silk. or, if dieprn.euI conditions hd best not be disturbed. Then
with, a fe:tttre nimbi he made of the at tide. h be Il loud t he called the hat of acmes and asked the ap
liar:nouy should 1e preserved between the pltoaits to come forward to loin no the final
velveteen dud t:.r .ilk stockings, but the act The men came readily .aowh, but the
latter tired not len fierily be of the same women hesitated, decoded thomeslve., aad
calor as the upper garn.pt.. To add to kept their seats. The ooestratat deepened
the effect..if the% dna., the hair, according over the whole congregattoa, and the eery•
to the III ustra:lou., should where 1w0.ible ices closed to the evident relief of all. It
be wttrtl..lotig now remains so e be sewhat the fate ot the
use cbureh will be.
The taro of the Kan There is no doubt that ental suffrage in
A prominent pnysictan .acs that moreColorado is porssa
ttiag ell society, sad ie
questioning I
than half of the ear trouble. (runt which 1 °Ot'establtkd custom. and
,people suffer during the cold weather can 6egk t tediums'.
1letracedtothe habit of picking at the
ear- with the finger uail+ or hair pins or
some tither hard elitist once. which irritates
theselicate inside of the war. Instead of
this.. injurious "picking." the ears should
he washed tint with warm eater and a
little motel *amp and thumnghly dried
after the operation. 1f the ears air sense
may a littlecotton ay he put in before
going Otto the open air. though this is apt
10 retake them even moreensitive. In ex-
tremely cold wrather before venturing
mit, a good way to clean • tothe ears is t
wrap the corner rd a towel around the fin-
ger. and with a- little cold cream carefully
wipe out the auricle. -"h will remove
every particle of dust and well really pro-
tect the ears from the colt. but it can
re•arcely lir recommended for regular n..
_ -
• Nle rs.tlag Sere.
n
He was ut en adept in dauciug, and be
knew it. and whenever be ninde a misstep
he would ask hit partner anxiously:
"1114 I step on your fuer'
The young women grew tired of his re
pentyl *potteries
eries at Mid. and said
'•You must think 1 have as many feet as
pedC
• centipede. *n't you tell when yrrr step
on w leafy.* foot'"
"Not in your ease," he amid gallantly.
u
and there wee sch w world of nteauing 1p
hi, voice that elle forgave hie awkward
neem talk -the spat.
teller fur Queen LII.
maid the ea queen of Hawaii's
dearest girl friend, -you 'aren't happy nn
less you are mixed up in a revolution
%nmeh.aw, err yon."• Nu," cam, t
the reply "My ate nuns
that way
"I'll tell you what you ought to do. You
ought to buy A hicyele ICS a greed deal
cheaper. Wilt } on cath have *1 most as much
trouble witch it."
. heeled Dee Basket.
Men who have been married feu or • do,
en years are too seldom famous tor extreme
courtesy to titter better helve.: but we
times they are, theles., very 'thought-
ful.'
That was the i'
case with Mr Silas •r-
kius who took fes wife to the Pike County
Farr. Mrs Perkins had on her arm a •
et cootumug the dinner and supper of the
r
p The crowd grew dense, and Mr. and
Mrs. Perhaps _began tc be loetled • good
deal -
'Hero, give me that basket, eair•y,' said
Mr. Perkier.
That's reel kind of you, Silas,' said Mrs.
Mr. Portents, giving up the basket.
'Kind of sat" exclaimed lir Perkins. re
seting the iasmuatioo, '(.oche 1 was afraid
you' gat lost"
r.•eli.$ Ie gsrelawd.
Le hotel of .tndle.id Cambridge I'M
-Irl-, on accol 111 of the ungrammatical
rltten by their utdergrel,'atea,
,iuirtid that Engli.h (ant1d' itiort 1e
u ,.,.• a peer of the precious exanuinatiuu,
„u that en i:taa;li.n essay be require) of
..i caunot.•te, sur honors. The blain' is
ieut on the prrIwratory- schools.
Nis Iws%nuary a adlttea. •
"1"on het / time enough to wines in
when at emus," reliant Red Nr Keary
we. sine, M the or gree o: A heated diewua-
i. w Mighty rood thing you do." r►
Il.ogry IIi,gatua '•IIS you
` 1 wuild lie mud. Lea&t-
a.t'- w 1. Iwai►
r •1 .o St. Allele., Vt.,
egutI m, w1111 was
• .erneg rat of
. rev.'s bunt and
... and the under
De was glad.
Little boy "That ret ghat papa writes
with isn't indelible ink, is it
Mother "Ko.-
1'n, glad of that."
"Why ,..
'•I've spilt it all over the carpet.'
tee was 1 tab*
Teacher Now, 1'&t.y, would at be
proper to my, '1 ou can't learn m• notba"'
Patsy men.
Teacher Why
Patsy -- Cassa yes 'suet.
ta.,•...•em
e w.king
• .,• . • .sauna
.,.e ...r wiry esoea
car greened 1. tbah
W.maa'• Adaanee le Japan.
Twenty )warn ago the person, of the
Emperor and Empress of Japan were
,.aered. they were seen by rioone mere high
court officials. and cern to thew the Ern
penrr s fare must be veiled The Em•
press now viva.; the free hiwpital of Tokio
and talks or gives present, to the pati.nta
as freely as in any western land s
M•.ate .1 a Moat IH.1
in old countrles the lower orders, a, a
rule. have but a low vitality. It may he
triter to say that the vital volition I. weak
in the learned ,ettle the definition The
fact is easily amounted for iDuring gen
rest inns upon generations the majority of
European populations lived upon veget-
able food. like the majority of Eastern
Asiatics. and with Itis %ams result Hard
l*hnr producer herd mi se lef, het veget-
able heel yiehda* low vital tension. fn to
awy :soldiers know 0 well enough. The
pale faced city clerk who eat+ meal twice
a day will outfight rind outlast and out
*terve the burly laborer whoa big thews
and .inews are mostly composed of pot*
then. corn and water. --Marlon ('rawfore.
in The 1'entnry.
Mae Ileellwesd ins Vallee.
The Prie de Rome. as. the object of
the ambition of every art student in Paris.
haw ,h -I reel .o much In value that it is
prope+et to abolish it it carries with 0
a traveling frholarehip in Italy. and the
plea of thous who attack tt is that a ten
deur paw seeing it wastes his talent is
g lee n.h suite, len of the Italian maat.ra,
✓ her ylien developing it by the interpre-
t* on of nature The artlptor. Hoehn,
the leader of the •ntity:nista, maintain.
that this prise Is. only recanted rho pro-
goo.
roger+. of the gee*t men wive have obtained
it in the pasts
Paw Mr. Pn.wietiona.
A Perlin theok.ggi•n preifets • great
war in I14p7. a new Napoleon in Ilius, • ter -
rifle .arahrynakr Ie 1101 sad the wad e[
/be florid is ier
N EW CARPETS.
•Sale -%..al t ■ t t S * drr'' ':°s '' '4k± ;Is.
i
The largest shipment of Carpets
ever seen in Goderich came to Col-
borne Bros. last week. All new stock
and new designs.--t.,n,,.-yaii
1 dung Thickhedde, who has graduated in
medicine,u veru food of giving wase op•nnoes
on all matters. He heard ea elle r:y lefty say
one day
'The greatest farrow of my Itfe is Chet I
have never had soy ehildren
•Ah,' said Thick beide, 'perh•pe at was
ab hereditary. Did your mother have say
children
Subscribe' Tea Stamm- Only P1 • yah►.
Tb• t'aaary turd.
The canary s • hardy hale creature.
CIeanlioes, an even temperature, regular
food, sunlight and • daily bath are .11 that
he requires. Like all other boweebold pet.,
the canary suffers from overfeeding. The
best rule is to hod out as nearly as possible
the exact amount of seed the bird este
daily,: when the s determined, add • tnfle
over 'the amount repaired, apd regularly
teed as nearly that quantity as possible.
'rhe best seed only should he pur•hesld, .ad
that abwld be procured from • ridable bard
store end not from • druggist or grocery.
The most popular bird food s (:.roan sum-
mer rape, or c.o•ry and millet an e. seal pro-
portions. To these staples should be or
ea.tonally added a bit of apple seed • paste
made of equal parts of grated bardhealed
sees and *read crumbs A pace of cuttle-
bone should be hong within pecking discern
w as to whet the appetite of the little .sag-
arr. T►. perch a►owld be twice the ear-
cumferenc• of as ordinary lead pesoil, and
the tioor of the sage should be sprinkled
with clean sand. AJrdie loves his bath, and
daily prov Bion mutt be mad. for it by plac-
ing the are ever • shallow bowl of water.
A mistake is tattoo made by keeping the herd
fir hours is the glaring sunlight. An hoar
of euo.hie. • day is sufficient, .sd there
should be caution against imposter the cage
to the draughts of the .naniest window.
The atawy singe readily, anti thrive is
say temperature earyinr from forty to
seventy five but he resents • sudden ehaag,
sad succumbs to the least suspicion of a
draught. Th. greatest enemy of the caaaey
are the day and eight Ibe whieh homily
annoy it to death. As exeelkwt Genius
powder for tile purples perfectly harmless
to Ib bird, caw be height at say reliebl•
bird Stere, add should be dusted over ti
Mrd's body The sate, if of brae*, Should
be retiwuebed, and the probes renewed ; if
the rap he of weed, it should be thomurhly
washed with warm warm water rod soap :
thee it should be Bested with vanish sad
the crevices treated with • eslwhila of bi-
chloride of mercury At the fret appear-
ance of a fine white deposit, vanish the
.pot immediately, .ad the hue of the rimy
pests will be dertre ed. If the bird has tie
wppaerance of • pee hell„ it ...l•riag from
indiro.tios. A simple remedy is to let two
or three drops of easter MI goat on the
eriskisg water, and thee feed the iseald on
hemp foe two .e terse days if Male pee_
sstently refuses to reg. be meet likely hes
bete impelled to draught. and i• ..W.rine
from • cold. Add r the Making water
we drops of pareisrb, a Scall teaspn .ef■l
of ely serine and • Mall piano! reek madly,
. ad add to hie regular dlewawns of feed
crated Mg sod caro••• pepper No Mrd
. beeld be the Herm 10 Sere het if the
porter are properly *leased. The remedy.
however, is M seals the feet is emir water
sad rubes glyesriso. The gleeerine Sherd
be applied email heeled.
M W Wee Ow.
She serial 'coyly ee his seely brew
after the IaNsefel queries had bees tasked.
'Aad &m I the nasty were roe .'sr kr-
.4' she oohed enRly.
_tall, yes -ts.osesseely,' he whispered
M e ehentrd est.
Gu Rt
CONSTIPATION.
G'BILIOUSNESS,
DYSPEPSIA/1)
SICK HEADACHE
REGU LATE THE UVf.R1
ON PILL A:TL 1 EF.1:'r0
INSURES 6000 0i 3E�Ti7iv.1
PRICE 25 GTS.T41)0035 t ?, T ,
They can suit everyone in Car-
pets, from a 10 cent Hemp to a $1.25
Brussels.
Ladies' Mantles, 25 per cent. off
Short Ends of Carpets at Whole-
sale Prices.
New Prints. New Ducks. New
Ginghams• New Cham'Jrays.
IF YOU WENT
a
os os
r
COLBORNE BROS., GODERICH.
The Great Carpet and Lace Curtain Warehouse
of the County.
C 7 W.C1. T
A SPRING SUIT
or an OVERCOAT
of First-class Make,
Good Material and
Latest IStyle,
-CALL UPON -
HUGH DUNLOP,
The west -al r tel\Nr,
Peal M Mak or removal.
QODBBJOR
Ste am. Boiler Works.
MSTABi4SHRD'it>r.)
A. S. CHRYSTAL,
$ueree.erre Cbystd re Mask:
Manufacturers of all kinds of Steam
ary Marine, Upright b Tubular
9
Salt Pans, Smoke Stacks, Sheet Irost
Works, etc., etc.
Also dodoes is Uptight sad Rerlsestal Slide
Valve Engiaas Automatic Cot Off Marines •
maelalty, All dem et pt • add pipe -littlest
oanasat!7 on hand. feetlmares tarais►ad on
abort settee. R.tairlag promptly &traded tea
105-Iy P. O. Sex W. iioderl°h.0.1.
Warks-trpvsnit. 0. T. R. Station• Golladma.
DON'T DESPAIR
WILL CURE YOU
nee
Wen e . ease t, Diabe1,M11CitMey Prete ere -,
re uDiabeteseert laws.*,
i, w
Bedard .r .seer
r
help el odea a • yes. pus bbi
men ea
wns gide
Des L. A. Mini • 00. ?er.NIS.
ANYTHING IN THE HARDWARE LINER
R. W. McgENZIE1
can supply you with a good article at a low price.
STOCK COMPLETE IN_ l+1
Builders' and Heavy Hardware, Shelf Goods, Garden and -
Farming Tools, Paints, Oils Glass &c. Also
Steam
Fittings, Belting, &c.
VESSEL SUPPLIES
A SPECIALTY.
Don't fail to gist. tit a call
R. W. McEENZIE,
The Crabb Bleck, Godsrick.
No Stones, Stems, or Dirt! II
3E
CLEANED
CURRANTS
N,er
Everybody Likes them. CHAS. A..NAIRN1
you,
')nlert ;oliciGtl
THE GROCSS
THE FINEST CROCFRIES...
1
GOOD JAPANS (No. 1 DIRECT),
sad • fell esaortmet of
CIIll(A, CIIOCIERY AND GLASSARE
AT
STURDY BROS.a,
eg Test s�gws,
MoLEOD'S
SYSTEM RENOVATOR
APO °Tana TmrreD aaWIDlne.
Specific and Antidote for
impure, weak and impoverished blood, dye
• .le.pta..om., palpitation of the
• fiver ownplaint, neuralgia, Toes of
breachltt, 000numa tion, gall
stases, jeundios, kidney •ed urinary
dews.... Rt. Vitus' dance, female irreg.
olaritles and renewal debility.
LABORATORY. tODiR1tI, ONTARiO
J. M. MCLSOD,
Proprleter •.d Ma.ufaetarer. -
YcLeou'. Merin Itswoveron e•a be bed
from .11 gragidsits In town. as well esteem
.p Iho dr .. bsweea *mnul sad
fisataelk lfeemaY. Darhao .M Tssemo.
'17 1,.
PLANING MILL.
11711111.511111 Iglu.
Bllchallalls & Rh1Jllas
aWte&rnamt•
BASE, DOOR and BLIND
Darien
laall Waft or
LUMBER. LATH. SHINGLES
Aad bender% seaterial of every M•crlptti
School furniture a SDecialtT.
Patronise
•
True
Competition.
TwatOawasmeet kAp.wax a
TetasaaPU has been c 0 am
p.Mle • inneiaso w.rvem w11b flttfl► gag gm
lm tseat ba.armiM lea tteslesse eetersdes .ad 1•
the interest .f hawsers.
h esservea the _i .t eve! psalm we*
''Wyss. gempMNLadeseurehnu and
glahoi
Man
asis w Id..lei ssoasfi• •
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