HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1895-2-21, Page 7Babies . --1
'lyre'
rapidly glowing children
derive inure benefit from Scott'.
Emul ,n,u, than all the rest of the
food they eat. Its nuurishil.g
vowels ..e felt almost blenteali-
d'rly Mantes and cltildrea thrive
on S.i,tt's Entulsie,n when un
otitis !vim of iu.•.l b assialitatcd.
SCOtt'
Emulsion
stimulates the appetite, enrich. -
the blood, overcomes wasting artd
Bites strength to all who take
Fe. Coughs. C.lds. Sere Throat, art`
Chiti.. Weak Le Edible*" Ccs
iai pton, Wart Disco.. Mod all For
,. Waiting. fu. lfh!•e'. f'.•oi.
Icon a geese, Barba MI IMaNies MI. ail.
A LITTLE OF EVERYTHING.
Weaves mew • Derr,
I mill it • inn to he Ioegtag fur heaven,
When God has created • beautiful earth
To live in sod work in •std lore 10 and bops
In,
led share in our fellow man's arrow and
mirth :
Thera 1• plenty to do fur the mon who will
du it,
Aod 11 you aro idle some dao you will
ru.' •t.
To be sure there aro thistle. and sure there
le .inning
Aod teary Sod disaster and trouble sod
death,
Kut du your owu part anJ forever reagent
her
To thank the good Lord tor your hands
sed your brdlth.
Keep m.' tug and let toe wurlJ know you
are II. roar
Aod`ptead of repining try luvini .od
hopeful aril earnest and cheerful and
w i:' i ug
The iw.t is ahead and ons worst may be
put.
Oh never turn hack or look over your
shoulder
To glans• at the picture by death sorrow•
cast.
Wn.teser is dome let a! he 4ot. and ended :
Load, duct end bright rise . sr. never M.
blended.
Rs
'To • work a day world and a haul world it
nosy he.
Itut '!o what yon can to make toe corner
bright
1.d spur on 'oiler neighbor to his beet en
leaver
And sono all around you will shine • new
l.itht
There is oe.e k''r :Ike boom:, my impst;at
boot her
We hese heaven down here ef we help use
o •iso• her.
rbc rle..are. OJ1ot minter.
-one gene•a a' race 0 the bonnie white gnaw,
An' .peak hon. ionoceatly doom it cam la' :
!tot ye ever get -.la on t n• e • wt. & ha
It's yin the pleeeures o' winter '
or If do.,n yer tack it gangs wi a ria,
'til then :e neer thoucht ser blued was sae
thin :
eau trie.l hard tae smile a sort n' • ono
For its yin o' the plioe•ures o' *inter'
Ye hear • loo talk n' the gli.tenIne fart,
The is cls hinglo lake di m'rots o' art
ll1 a host. did ye ever Dear gee up the
'h..st •
It'. yin o' the plamures o winter '
Boo beanie everything spark!.•. arson.,
For your Id. ye a.uldes tom up e'en • from
As the grim' tam' up se yutck • ye sat
do• en
It wig yin o' the pleasures o' winter.
For the earth tak's on • ps:lrh like glees,
An we pit demo oor feet as flats we can
gum.:
Kut nor tees an' oar heels towards Heaven
gang .sprees.
1• search o' the pleasures a woos
Then h,trr•h for the omits that .peak o' the
.prang :
Awe' wt' ver rhym.ters o' cauld feet whit
meg :
Eh. my gins lout moo with tuithache rasa
ding
Bet it's ybt.' S potties. -0' winter'
—The Bailie.
Very recti td ase&
'The fest time 1 era reeolls•t,'
Semi the bey from serene the Wrest,
'Wm woven .e played the Slime* eine
The day that oar side beat.'
' M y beet fun wee • year ago,'
said the boy whe sewer will fight,
' 11 hen father and I went fishing oece,
Aad slept at doore all sight,'
'WWI,' said the boy from the sorer bora,
'The jotli.i time for one,
Was the amass they tock me au a yacht,
Asd wo lived six weeks at sea'
'Aad the greatest fun I ever had,'
Said the hey who lived mit deer,
'Wee sailing dews the river oasis.
Aad au:epilog out on shore.'
'The very h.st time i ewer had,'
Said the boy with the reddish hair,
•Wes is (Imago, last July,
The time I west to the Fair,
' I t seems to me maid the Ivy boy
iAsd his sap he thoughtful!] thumps),
'That the very best time in all my life
Was the weak i had the mumps.'
-R. L Sylvester, is Jess Si. Nicbobs.
CRISP AND CASUAL
(earn sad woolen goads are w sheep
that ay ere who Gahm living wages r• •f
lord to be passably dressed.
H4:yamen pw-i sAi KAMAN ewes
°esgh., melds. *athlete, hra.obieb trod all
wrest ad (seg troubles
erl.m
The d Argeetene ie Mouth Am-
orNV seems .that eror-frlMri
Vetted bears
The empire of Aentro•H..gere boa ASO,
0 00 square mile h b sheet the Gamkisod
of Ca iferwh sed Qoler.de.
relde
w 'are aneirly Meaequals 1ems. ass
0111 IM 1 -t isf
teas XPi. Is early Uh leaned the Sae
NlethsMh. sad M the
Masan by •kl}ti
cosoNall hm.
ammo ov wawa we wetsM.
slag ht gbyha 111•••••4 Dal
Sob. i-
rearg•gsoe sect •ispesiessime hew es
Iante el 228,00CI
Fbrida. George aid (:alias miles. for so large
NOltn Al Pros Syst'rrang
1 mad cares .11 Throat Trre.Oiest`~Laig tae
(olds eta
The Kriiish empire and its d
epeedonetse
mad nolo see embrace 11.000,000 a.lmare
miles, or about the rte Lit ell Alrtoa
Vama.sele hes an esrrteots territor
ol. sided 6'.000 Nue:* miles of ares. It
e . as large as .Atomise sad Ari,o.a.
Spain baa • m.g.ideset domain of 11c
000 wluere mdse, a territory as large as the
oombteed area of Niseusn and I I8....
Posta has o213,000•505f0 mike, sad s se
!ergs as the oombieed rates of Idaho, Color
redo. California, Nevada and Muot•a•.
the principal floods in the world, in-
cluding Austral'., have • Dominated area
aimn.t equal to that of North Amens&
Tho pomMmow of the Du.ch is the Fait
ladles ere v. ry uonaider•ble, mggrsgtia
719,000 miles, nearly the area of Mimeo.
('u..,nsl Richelieu hated childree sad
loved cal.( When he died bis favorite An
germ psi refused to eat and soon perished.
i.Sorge 111 was passionately fond o
omits., and during his it..dnw could a1-
ways be caloied by the sound of an orgsa.
Consume. i .o follows neglected outdo.
Norway fens Syrup • tires coughs, asthma,
aura throat, bronchitis and !nog trouble. 2w
John tItlton loved to play es the orris -
He mads he *.mood wife Nag, sad said she
h.d some voice, but not the slightest idea of
tone.
Octavio. Augustus had • mortal dread
of tbusder, Sod wherever a storm came ee
he retired to an underground vault built for
protects..°
Colonial aowetry u .11 very otos and
plsassnt, but to he conunuelly told of it has
about the Mme effect se one otuil for dinner
every day fur ooe month.
(..rmeny te under a burden of $1047,000,-
000 yearly to •upport her standing gray.
The amount represent• oae•third of the re -
'mercer of the satire stale.
The striven Railway has now been opens
.d in Omsk, 2,200 miles fr .m St. Peters
burer, mad It u possible to go from one place
to the other in four and a half days.
Fence levies tribute annually to the ex
taut rat 1180,000 000 for the support of her
standtee army, while Italy taxes ber sub-
jects =80,000,000 tor the eaa purpo.r.
There arex.721,622 psopl. enmp¢el in
ma•nf.ctu,00g in.luei,ries.ofj'aus loads,
receiving yearly. •2,2333,216,529 in wages and
msnutestunng goofs wortb 09,372,437,283
lir.. ,lo. Mattel!, "coot street Kerlin
(tet., ears Having tried lir. Iwrlelette'
'setup of 'turpentine tor my tamely, I found
It • very wperor remedy for bad eough
and c Ads, and i can hones• ly r000nemad it.
WORTH THINKING ABOUT.
Rad law, are the worst m.-' of tyranny.
III strives one's will .gaiost • wall more
II i.e.
Hardee/4s ever of hardn.w Is the mother.
The hippies*. of the wicked pease. away
like a torreat.
The moot delightful plwures cloy with
out variety.
Every pian has ;net as much vanity as he
wants uodentandine.
To men pressed by their wants all change
le ever we:oome.
1'i .•n.:drens hopes and hearts and lives
we dud lost bops &gala.
I.very virtue gases • man • degree et fel:-
soy In some kind.
Vivacity is youth is often mistaken for
r.ntus, and 11011410e for lotion..
Weeknee.e., so-alled, are nothing more
nor tea than rite in disguise.
Iai :off .sr.. and LIVER 1'i.wrL.I'T heed -
eche, etc , are cured by Burdock Pella.
T.. whom can glebes gmv* repute, or trust,
content, or pleasure, but the good sod lust •
There is much motley given to M laughed
at, though the pun•basere don't know 1t. -
Many persona cease' breathe oold or
damp air without attack, ot coughing or
pales In the chest. lir. Layiolette's Syrup
of Turpentine taken for • .bort time will
stop this and strengthen the respiratory
organs.
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THF SIGNAL : GODERICH. ONT', THURSDAY, FEB. 21, 1895.
est THE SEAS OF THE WORLD I TRY.
Las The aa•-p.s no... by altar.ately .ip•ad
i.g mid usetr.ctwg SW IMd. of its body,ltke
es earth worm.
Doe load el sea-bleddese hes me mouth,
bat absorbs all its nourishment through the
pates 01 its body
Y. The Ked Sea takes Its moor Inn. the ores
ace .4 great uumbera of aatmalcul of that
s Color in the water.
Toe hanks '.1 \rwfo.:ndlaed aro formed by
the Mad. .r:h aud atoms brouiht from the
north by ....terra
Every tray protuberant:* as • breech of
more represent. • living atonal abide grows
Irum It hue • pleat.
The oor•I .sleects are Mid to consume pro
diglene yowl use eat worms, smell fish and
other living creatures
It is estimated that the water. of rite
g whole ocean costaffs• is wluum over 2,000,-
000 tons of put. ■elver
The hr.' mention of the tool( Sloane is ie
the mutual of Poet* de Alauunu., the pilot
of Pum•. de Loos, is ISl3.
If the surface of the earth were perte•tly
level, the waters of elle ocean woul,l cover it
to the depth of 600 feet.
It to estimated that more void and silver
have hem .unk to the sea thou is now to
circulation un thorn/eh.
It as eatiinet d that two years aro requir-
ed fur the gull wetter to travel from Florida
to the twat of Norway.
The properties of salt in sea water is
largest white the water is deepest, but does
n ot increase with the deptn.
The ocean hydrt hays no hesrt,no Isogs,
n o liver, no brains, no nervous system, no
organs save mouth •tad skis.
A colony of modes.• has been aoo.p•red co
a collection of muslin euobuonet.e floating
right side up on the water.
The bed it the North Atlantic commie of
two Tellers, separated by • n.ountain range
that runs from the Avers. to Iceland.
The water of the wean contain■ go d,held
in solution by the iodine of calcium. The
• quantity is about one grain to the too.
'her one half of the Mod of every shore'.
composed of minute she., each of who. h
was once the fume of • living creature.
At the lowest depth fruni who•h .peri
metes of the bottom have been brought up
116 different ■pedes of nfu.ori• were
found.s
The water of the ocean* ,notwithct•oding
n umerous Intel u.fluenc' ., is nearly of the
sane compoenou it every party of the
world.
. Set anemones have Men known to live
for three or, four years without any mho
. i►hment save what they extract from the
wat• r.
The Yellow so& of Chins'. so called from
the presence of yellow mud washed duan
by the great evers that empty into it•
waren.
The firer map of the null Stream was
drawn by It.n)smin Franklin, who tried to
point our the utility of ocean currents in
rav:gation
Franklin 'aught that the ocean currents
were du.• to the :efturo,'. . f permanent
winds, in winch opinion he w.s au.i•(netl by.
Sir John Here'hei.
The color of the ata i. usually deecrih-d
u (due, but it is 1•y no means nn.fnrm. lo
the tempts* et is sometime, au indigo blue,
at others • deep green.
The.ctin.a •wallows seashells awl their
in hob,. o,., and when inco*vest.n•wl by
the presence of the hard sahieteacee simply
turn them.e•Ive. inside ort, like a siock.og,
and get rid of the tnrrud'ng •helle in the.
way.
NATIONAL NAMES.
Sumatra means the 'happy land,'
Hayti means 'mountain country
The Transvaal as the country beyond the
Vaal.
Java is the Maley word for 'land of nut
Maga.'
('olumbls was thus called in honor of Col-
umbus.
Moldavia took lis name from the River
Mahlon.
Arabia was en ealled from its inhabitants,
the Aram.
Finland is properly Fenland, 'the land of
the marshes
( mods is .n Indian word meaning 'collec-
tion of huts
('hili is a Peruvian word, mgnifyisg ' the
lead of snow.'
Premia was at first Borussia, the country
of the Romeo.
Merieo is the city of Meti:l., the Mogi-
two gad of war.
Ahyteiate was the land of of the Akos.lns,
or 'oozed mesa'
('oebs Ins,• l'boosieian name, meaai.g
'wooded elands.'
Creta Rio. is . Spanish impression sigsi-
fyiag 'rich •asset.'
Tae word Borneo is of mauve origin- sig-
nityleg 'the land
Ntesragtla was thus named :n honor of •
ohi.f named Neo.rs.
Formosa is . Pore/sPore/sawword signifying
'Menthol eoostry.'
Argentine hes ite msoe from the .livery
refleet,.w of it rivers
The sabers hes armed from the Arabic
word apifyi.g 'desert,'
Ecuador mesa 'KgnatM, on allures to
ill.geographin.l poaitton.
Manitoba eoma,.m orates the Mantles sr
gat spirit of the Ides.
Egypt to the Hebrew and ever sites was
'the tread of the opprwies'
Zambar, mese eerrestly 7&egneh•r, gig -
Digs. 'the ars of the issue.•.'
Bohemia is Do called bseemn it was seteled
by the Roll, a tribe el (ter.nee.
The word O.yles in of Baselteit erigi..sle-
nihier the 'Woad of visa'
Algiers b es sailed from theirlith .rids
Aldsms npiaor
AlifiiL b neer eplbh wed
meows. s trite es a .malilial
011e• wee .a.ad fro. a Woe Aldose
warn. gimes-g Yhessi,1 Is OIL'
$.il.eb wile Imbriel '170se • WWI
ben As Tenn ars I heliM ,
t�t11.w�8 Seer wee 111psms
o ewe riy-1 w�►~ psyersd trIth Bob
t M+D ..i
Btet.telN
,
..te ly et hoer
Ii Oa I of theeI tthith S iI 1!0
b.-- ambelse ever db«vered.
fns J. Lara r. marstaa. 081.
PROVERBS. —
Empty threats make lying children.
The serpent of the still *ears no rattles.
Don't re to the wrong shop to got shaved
There is many • knock -out in • whiskey
punch
A suited wile can find a vest pocket in
the dark.
1f we had eternal sunshine we would hays
sr. crops.
The dangerous en4 of . rattlesnake makes
00 Doles.
The aggrtwive man can always find the
Menet at home.
There is • Lirarue for every crumb from
the party table.
O.al roomettes. kneeling hypocrite
for an upright mac.
BUSINESS APHORISMS.
Big debts come from big promises.
Leaks in business are like gimlet holes in
• barrel.
Little idem and log suet -mom never tin to-
gether.
A careless merchant will base careless
euatamere.
A neat More and neatly printed .teon-
ery go together.
If excuses hod • money value Some mm
would be wealthy.
Socee.. is • very coy and will remain only
when treated well.
Place Tour confidence upon actual cash
and you deal misplass
Some etrk's cultivate their moustaches
more oarefslly than they ho h.m.ees sense.
WHY MEN REMAIN( BACHELORS.
Quite moistly at • well-known club th.
subjem 'Why sow remain bachelors' cans
up for decussates.
They want all that their }orate bad with
out weldor and stnvug for .t.
Many proposals ars un• eeetioM►ly delay-
ed or released cm this account.
The Yonne people w dmiaclined to start
is • bumble easy, and gradually improve
their siteatim.
it Is not nearly go common as it diem was
for girls to marry amply in order to neon
• home and a K,...
They vie ads mow to earn reed wages,
sad M take their time about amusing the
dates of wive@ and .ether.
The eost of supporting . wife .rad rasing
• family is weer lesser theta it teed to be,
amid •hie healers rat the salter ehw area
beiiMMw me heti add.
The majority of those plreawt ening r
the etseheies that oar marmvaps% ebyl. of
Ytrleg,.. egshpred with that of termer three
ie one d the aflM Mve miasma
Thain N le all liana that therms eves -
nee el employment apes to wenn=mYaave
made than mere
blY
Ma note mamas a IIhhe� w.ialfiestne
o f bee --de _
stvarns.rd ni the •roses•.
• l3aB. P sold the eh.steet to the robes,
"lb hat w you Its • Rub bird," said
the robh, "Whim( we you r •• rim a Moak
h eed, (hofs,' mil thedeotheet.
Toesuag dry sponge oats.
Boiling stalk for wise stuns.
letagl•m tasted al selectee
Botha" hard water before use
Always MImeg • o eke nee way
Pricking potatoes before baki.g.
Hartshorn, to restore uulor tikes out by
an rid.
Iu e. • .y flies strong, ould, sweetened
grecs Loa
locking esrhea ea vessel. with powdered
oh•rcnal.
Firing the flour barrel • hew laches
from the !mor.
Irvine the bast ail an oven cath •pies ot
paper
Keeping °story firm by setae, a oold
water tall used.
(.rapt leaves, changed uocaoonally, to
sever pickle tars.
Louisa raw potatoes he ia salted water
before frying.
A rag, saturated with •arsesp pepper
solution, stuffed Into a ret hub.
Ouemows of alum is the last water as
which soothes are Wooed, which will render
them eases t.Iamaaabta.
FLORAL HELPS AND HINTS.
Ants can he drives sway by the toss of
pulvenrod borax.
Charcoal in the soil has • tendency to
sweeten It and keep it pure.
• J•elueminot ' u pr000untwd ' Rho:km*.
,to, with sweat op tint syllable.
You caouet grow violets .talactonly o•
the house. The air is too dry and wsrm fur
them.
('hrysanth.mum lice oan be got rid of by
dtuti4g the pleats with wham* dust while
they are dump.
The Dutchman's I'ips Vine Ariicla:bud
of the catalogues -s of very easy color&
tion. In order to secure • strap growth
all you have to do as to giro it rich soil. 1t
is • rapid gruwer and soon Sven • trellis
with large luxuriant toilage. It is qui e
hardy.
If there aro webs on the leaves of your
rubtter plant you will doubtless tind rod
spiders at work ou sxamin ti n. (Tear
water is the beet remedy. Wash the leave•s
thoroughly and after that keep them show
red. Canna, would do well •bout your
fountain, also caladium..
Mildew roses ane from too n.uch ileitis).
n ese or from • low degree of vitality and an
the noose frequently from low temperature
or sudden chill. 1t shows itself in • white
powder ou the leaf. rho best remedy, .1
ter removing corvine -mg which cause it, is
flour of sulpber dutced over the planta.
Ladies' Home Journal.
SEASONABLE SALADS.
Ham o.la:l -('hop remnants of cold Mold•
e l ham, wix with • r .ck or two of celery
cut in bots, or season with celery seed and
pour over (.acus dressing.
French !framing. - Kest till well blended
two table.pe,oiulia oi melted butter or
co:tolese . ■ scant tea•pxofuf of salt, hail a
teeal.00nful of pepper, and two table•por.u.
tuts of visey;ar, (teat till light Sod loamy.
Potato Salad. Pare or boll .ix or eight
potatoes the glee of an egg : shoo thin while
hot, sad mix with the Wires • tablespoonful
of olnpped onion sad four tablespoonfuls of
chopped boiled beta. Let sad two hours
sad mix as hvhtly • French dreat•g.
Mayonnaise Drawing. —Kest the yolk. of
two ague with • half ix teaspoonful of salt
and • teaspooufal of mustard. (Beat in, •
little at • tine. 1', tablespoonfuls of melted
butter. When •smooth paste result", dilute
with vinegar until it is the consistency of
thick cream. This dressing keeps well if
cluvely corked.
13e... "41.4. i)rain • pint of lima Seems
which have Ines boiled in salted water till
tender but not broken. cut • medium-sa,.d
boiled potato* into thin slices while hot.
)lis with a fork, beaos, p,t•toes, two tabl.-
e p000fula of any cold chopped meat and •
teaspoonful of dry , mueterd. Place to •
salad bowl and pour French dreaming over
the top.
Codfish Salad. --Pull modish into this
strips, soak 12 hours en cold water, tom
"hence to fresh and let lie ball an hour.
Remlve the moistore with • soft towel, dip
In melted butter, and broil Wttile warm
shred finely and when cold add • very little
vinegar. Mace gra the top of some finely
shredded oabb•ge and serve with mayon-
maise drsesug.
Omenn Salad Brook white bread or We-
enie tow bita dry es the oven until suf-
tieienthy brittle to rub through • sieve.
Roil four eggs hard. With two teacupfuls
of sifted crumbs mix two smell onions
shopped the chopped whites of two eggs,
two tablespoonfuls of melted butter'1 use
cottolene, • teaspom(ul incl salt, • little pep-
per, and three tahlespnoofuls of vinegar.
Add lukewarm water to maks' a .month
man, place in It mase dish, smooth the top,
sad rub the yolks of the sip through •
Move to cover. Cut the H/•hnisg whites
into rings and scatter ever the top.
serum -else e1 ibe Ane.
There'. no mon disowning class than the
sportsmen. The Ter.aeul•r of the chair, as
they have Invested it, is oddly •pproprtate
to its objects. There is • smack of the soil
and • breath of the salt water in the terms
employed 1'swlly there is sots.thinngg
gusistly appropriates to the habits of wiId
.missale in the phrase with which they are
lumped together Hen is s list which
gives very adequate suggestion of the ver
secsl•r of the epee semen
A covey of partridg.a
A hide of pheaea.t..
A whl.p of osmose
A flight of doves or swallows.
A master of pescook..
A siege of heroes.
A building of rooks.
A brood of grouse.
A plump of wild teal.
A .toad of plover
A watch of nightingales.
A clattering of dough..
A Hook of geese.
A bard or bench of cattle.
A Miry of quail..
A cast of hooka.
A trip of dottrel.
A swarm et begs
A ssn.l of whales.
A wheel d barrage
♦ herd of 'whir
A Stalk of foes.
A peak of wolves
Adrevedsees
A seines of bol.
p of niesiedes
A prole
heel dem
A .leach et Imam
A rag se sib.
--New Yes! Neil end Rrprea
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ether r— 1. 'In twee Ns beam the :=:f Ileum le
fttl..m..t •10:4e
" LIP"
ash(.. tea be te8 • SatlDiwh
= tettileped�hNM r : )Mimi 1MIsw e.• .• kind i•••sso,
too eemasstl N ales lir bsp.p,b. ' i�ihm��ms.. . a ho ol e �� ever the ethiro
I masa tins
PITH AND POINT.
About tee year 1753, • minor canes from
the u•t►edrwl at I.leso.ter offered km esr
rices to Heads! to wag. Hs offer was se
oepted, and he was employed in the chorus-
es, Tot eatas6e.1 with (hie, he r.•,uested
I leave to slag a solo Thee request also was
granted, but be execute( his solo so little to
the mtietactioo 41 the ',idioms that, to his
great mortifliaua, he was violently hissed
Vrheo the psrfurnuo.•e was over, Holed
said to him, 'rarely •'1 aro Sorry, very
carry for yen, isdee.t, racy .hear sir but go
back to your church in de country, I,od will
forgaf you for your had magtng . but dear
wicked bs..ples u Lawton, dry will not for
gid you '•'
On the journey from % team to .t. l'eters
burg, ('umherl•nd the thought reader ester
tamed ►u fellow passengers by guessing
their thouvhta (Ise .f the travellers •
Polish .lew, who took the whole thine for •
boat, offered to pay Cumberland the sum of
50 roubles •f he could divine hie thouvhts.
Vlei bly unused, ('umberh.nd acceded to hos
n.iumt rod Mid "You are going to the
fair .t Mahn( Novgorod, where )su intend
to purcbaae goods to the •t tont eat 11,t00
roubles, after which )ou will declare your
self • bankrupt and a mpound with your
}creditors for 3 per cost." tin hearing thea
wurde, the Jew gsiad •t the speaker wilt
revem((seaati•1 awe. He thee, wetbout ut tenet
• syllable, drew out of the leg of his boot •
shabby purse, and handed him the At
rouble/. Whereupon the great m•g,cias
triumphantly is.euired "Theo 1 have gums
ori your thoughts, eh "No,'.replted the
Jew : "but ycu have eraven me • brilliant
Ides
An illustrious Fr.•eh prolan was at •
great banquet, is coropaey with really
members of the French nobility and Inane
ecc!selastiee. 'Tile conversation turned upon
the life long experience of pretest., their in
eight Into the depths of human Miter*, and
the strange secrets of which, in virtue of
their other, they tr.u•t become the deposit•
cries. To point his remark• h,. emlueno.
said "For ins:once, gruUemen, the lino
confession 1 ever received was that of •
murderer." At that moment, and while
expresatoos of wonder, interest and hlcrror
were still upon the lips of hoe auditor+, the
door opined and • nobleman of II,e l,icheet
rank, • men well known lin lig thein, en
tend the room. Ile salute.( the companv,
and then paid hie respects to the prince ..t
the churoh, adding gracefully, as he turned
o the company- : "You are perhaps not
aware, gruthemen, that i bad the honor t.
be his emmence'e fire: paitent." The con-
sternation ot. the oompmav, and his emin-
ence's state o noted, may be Imagined.
Wow de ver eleeplesttets.
1 venture to .ugtost a now but simple re-
medy for wast of sleep. Opiates in any
form, even the liquor opii sedet and chloro-
form, will leave traces of their mlluente the
n ext morung. 1 il,ereture prescribe fir
myself and herr• Ireioently done eo for
utter. -Dooms sin.ply eun.u.w uniese r■* ;
but Speed* onions, stewed, wall de.
F:very body knows the taste of Dans.: this
is .jus to a peculiar essential o11 o r:tatued 1
tau most valuable and healthy root. Ti.e
oil has, 1 am sure, highly soporific pogrom.
In my owe ewe they ester fail. If I am
much premed wtih work .sd feel 1 .hell. i
deep, 1 eat two or three small onions, and
the effect is magical. Oolong are .1.0 ex-
cellent th,ngv to est when much exposed to
intrust- oda. 1-.nally if • person ,aonot
sleep, it is become the bind ala the brain,
not in the stomach. The remedy therefore
ie obvious. ('all the blood down from the
bran to the stomach. This le to 1.e do..
by eating a biscuit, • hard boiled egg, • bit
of breed sod cheese, or something. Follow
this no with a gl.ss of milk, or even water,
and you will fed Weep, and will, 1 trait;
bless the Hama of the tenter.
Volum ti- -GGA teinterm..ts.
Awarding te an exchanrn, new papilu in
the whim's of the future will have Tomball
to this examination :
Teacher - Johnnie, have you • certificate
of vaccination for small pox
Yes air.
Have you hem inoculated iter croup •
Yes sir.
neon treated with diphtheria serum
Yes air.
Had your arm scratched with choler&
bacilli.
Vie sir.
Have you • written gussets• that you
are proof sgain.t whooping cough, measles,
mumps, scarlet fever and old age •
1 es sir.
Have you your own privet* drinking sup'
Yes sir.
i)o you promise not to exchange sponges
with the buy next to you, and Dever use
any but ycur owe pencil'
Yes sir.
will you agree to have your hooks fumi-
gated with sulphur, and sprinkle your
clothes with chloride of lime one* a week
anr.
,Johnnie, you have met the first require-
ments of the modern .anht•roa• and may
now climb ewer mailer rail, occupy an
isolated alemis.m seat sad hegt• mak lag
les and 1 J's as "oar gree Iseson.
A is.... Ia r1s.Mass.
" Now, hoes," said the iIIseher, "1 hove •
few googlies' in fraction.. Suppose 1 had
• pies of beefsteak and cut of into two
pease : what would those pieces be celled!"
" Halves "' shouted the elms.
" Corset. Aad if ! eut each half ,ato
two i quarters • '
" That's night. And If the 'Iwrt.rr are
e ach cut in hall
Eighths ".
" Qaitei en. And if those were each chop
pad u two •
• Sixe.e.eha •..
" Very good. And when the sixteenths
won eat, what would those pieces he Doll
ell, "
Hen then was some hsttatiuo, but ma •
moment two boys said
" non, soared• "'
" ism right, just right,' said the teacher,
" And now we will chop these i. half.
N hat have we now •" Moses followed
this goestiw, whil. the heys shifted un-
eaoily and the teaeher hold his breath. "i)e
rase ofw know •'" miprimad the yeg
lama. " Casino -111 ewe NM ems see oma
r11 tea "was ww • 1.1111111101 per•• she hems •
hand was nisei, deli re anIkee
Hmi ohm pipet yeti
" Piens•, sir, i shish i kmitw."
" Weil, Jniott., what "
" Mimes," sad she ,... .r : mid three
wee • bunt of laughter.
tesass
With . Now
St.q-1 had Gosh a severe esegb Yet .y
Wase Wt es it eerwped wltb • O.
teatime Norway Piss Ryrwp i tweed the im
ileo. es IDIM. amid tt. •seal beetle seer
piM•�jeared ea Nees L ter A.
Clet
Gerrie : Oen Sol Jae Leine'. Agana had
the mldellttw r lit erN d a .heir the
other ley and beenis her mar beim
fro'
IP'
THE MA
►Y THE
I\UOP1
TOOK SICK
vow
WOULD
8.
JUST SPEND 11a 1 OUP ^'),,,{Tal.., FOR A BOTTLE 0!
BURDOCK BLOOD BitfERS AS ALL SENSIBLE PEOPLE
1)0 ; BECAUSE IT CURES DYSPEPSIA, GONSTIPATION,
BI1,IOUSNESS, BAD BLOOD, AND AL•b DISEASES OP
THE STOMACH, LIVER, KIDNEYS AND BOWELS.
-- People tit 1;4 /I ii.) t't) 11ION sENst: b -dully
appreciate it weal article that ,is 1:,.hestll' ttlnile.
iviki
well linii.hrd and up t.r date. Ti 1• r_•`Heti, the
ger"rot suCcesit of �
ORANBY RUBBR�
THEY WEAR LIKE IRA,
IIM.meea ae..a.itai.M...Y.....e.m. „
Dr.Liv ei ette'S The finest Remedy in the
World fur all .' ;-cc-
p
_ of tions of the Thro t &
Coughs,
J Lungs..
r. y
Grippe, Croup,
Whooping Cough.
Cures
Colds,
tflfliitine
q••
You Never
IIIITMorisaeoMeavevar �����'��s..ta�
tl aramir' Srrm
lased a Tub or Pail that lasted as Ion!
that was as light, that garmus,.
thorough satisfaction as FIBREWARE.
A lifetime of t'::: ears is a frequent
occurence with
f1 INPURt�TED
E. ` - F T WARE
NEW BAKERY
IN-
0-0DERICI3.
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JOHN A. GREEN'
has established a new Ifakery and (mon-
fec'tione'ry Story' on Ilnneiltonst. in
Iterriel. 11141 st,.I1,1, w'It.•r1. 11.• will keep
constantly on hood everything in the
Zine of Good preach, Cakes anti Pastry
of beat make. Large Loa%es at >i ctx.,
arid small Isom es at. iv.
\o t•omhination : 110 extortion , Inst
everything to .0 it the tines* Anil the
pockets of the people.
If you want (:otl.l Bread and Cheap
Bread leave your orders' et the New
Bakery, on Ilantilwn Street.
Wedding Cokes t Specialty. v
Iiresrl .delivered to all parts of th.
town.
J08X . A. GREEN.
The Old Reliable
COAL\
ALWAYS ON HAND.
NOW i. ilia time to purchase your
HARD COAL The bat
SCRANTON HARD 00AL is Yds
thicket supplied at wair..t rims A
shortest notice.
All Coal Weighed at the Mar-
/
ket.
WM. LEE
Orden nit .t =A2TR1 LS= .ten
pomp* mouthed M
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- CITY—
COAL AND WOOD
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:1.•• ail s'trahnn given to
•AWED AND SPLIT WOOD. r
Ifead carers tar a:1 entries of
HARD, SOFT A BLACKSMITH COAL.
('tel weighed os ether ..r..•' or mycale0. is
Get mf Prove '*tory going elsewhere.
T.ne• 4 VIII.
Telephoner .•cones•.
JOHN S. PLATT, Prop.
Maly.
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