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THE SIGNAL: (self FRICH, ° T.. THUR.SD A Y. NOV. 16. 1$4 94.
Attention
la time to any irregularity of the
Meneash. Liver, or Bowels may
prevent serious
conarquesees.
indigestion.
costiveness.
headache. nau-
sea. bilious -
nes. and err-
tigo indicate
certain func-
tional derange-
ments. the beet
remedy for
which is Ayer's Pills. Purely vege-
table, sugar-coated, easy to take and
quick to assimilate, this is the ideal
family medicine—the most popular.
tmhee, and useful aperient in phar-
Macy. Mrs. M. A. Buocitwxi.L.
Harris, Tenn.. says:
•Ayer's Cathartic Irina cured woe sick
headache and my busband of ucuralgl$. We
Nish there Is
No Setter Medicine,
sad have Induced many to use It.
"Thirty -See years ago this Spring, i was
rundown by hard work and a succession of
wads, which made me so feeble that It was
an effort for ms to walk. 1 cousulted the
doctors, but kept sinking lower until I had
given up all hope of ever being better.
tlappening to be In a store, one day, when
mediclses were sold, the proprietor noticed
sty weak and sickly appearance. and, alter
• law questions as to my health, realm -
▪ d me to try Ayer's Pills. I had little
Oath In these or any other medicine, but
eenchded, at last, to take his advice and try
• box. Before i bad used them all, 1 was
leery much better, and two boles et:red me.
T am now m years old; but i believe that
I it had not been for Ayer's P►Ile. I should
have been In my grave long ago. I buy e
boxes every year, which make Zlo boxes up
to this thee, and 1 would no more be with-
out *OM than wit egt bread." — II. H.
Ingraham Rocklesd. IPA
awatrarinwi
Prepared by t)r. J. c. Aper he .LemillsMma
Every Dose Edlfeotly•
THE NET'S CORNER.
at aoardlsg trekmi
de was writing a note to on mother.
For you are he had e'. math to eay.
A great meow qusu..se to eek her
He had hose from hums. neatly all Qts. .
Of course be moat b. very careful
Not to tell her hermis•ed her te-night.
Nor how he bad worked all day, trying
To keep the teaks back - out lit sight.
But he d sok if the posy esu lonesome,
Aod whether the kittens had grown,
Aod if leek hes his place at the table
Close by her " But it Isn't his own,
" And you tell Sim be can or ly keep it
Just while I m away." Tule he wrote
While • he teats kept coning and coming,
And big lumps swelled up in his throat.
Tow he told her what he'd been dieing
Since he fait home such ages ago—
'Twas really null this morning,
Bur *Mlle days are long snes,you know.
•• Cave my lest love to Jack and the
puppies.
I tuiue. get into bed, mamma dear.'
Then the poor little batty lip. trembled
As he added, " I wish you were her
" I do want to say 'good night' awful.
i wonder w much if you know,
li.i', mamma," the sobs new Denis faster,
" Don't think I'm one bit homesick:
though '"
—Youth's Companion.
THE WILDCAT
FRIGHTENER.
,,y() It: remember that trip I made out
through Michigan over • year age. deten-
tem,'said Jackson Peters. "I never told you
of the old genius I met at Pontiac. who was
going to do away- with carpet. on floors by
sticking little pieces of carpeting ow the feet
with muscilage."
Joss* looked at the younger men with
severity. "Jackson, I was just se the point
of telling • story about • little idea of my
own when I lived in Iowa several years ago.
Esrieh us with the tale of your bright
young friend some other time."
" lees," returned Peters, " it does very
well for you to say that, but my story was
going to be • true one."
l'nuag man." answered Jones, " you
seem to Isreet that I am your former tousle
ar. The memorial of the district school at
H mlock Hollow appear to be de arta g
"Gies us your story, Jesse, give us your
awry," said Smith, weeerngiegly.
" Iwas going to," molted loom. " It
was • number of years ago I was living
out in Iowa- near Des Meows. My pleas
was on the iiee Mo:rtes River bottom, and
the bluffs were literally alive with wild-
cats. The wild -cats from all over the coun-
try seemed to be ie t e sesgbborhoed tact
year bolds.' • wild -oft World's Fair — •
kat, gausses. I had • fancy amok feria,
and bmwew the widest and the visiting
wild eats they played the very demes with
my blooded chickens I don't seed to toll
yea, gentlemen, that I •m mortally afraid
et • Seem eemthat'sto me • pretty swim= ad-
s Meelers etas to make who only last
sight woe telling how, down is Arteries.
he aced to spring .p hears with • leer-
isoh hi•kory Week sad sheet them es the
wing. like clay pigeeuu," maid J•ekasa
Peter.
"As idle tab, Jacks. an idle tale. •
ass meet relax a little erimesima As I
use- -
••1st you offered te lot fifty deflate that
"i wouldn't .host thee, wild coda, yes ems
o whet meld i ds 1 Night after
they caOes d• hrighe Id
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dry m ore sae boa then every Nose I
ting'bt.rhsaes mesas the .Makes*
my head out sf the wisdom mad ems
I' l• a bed wits" gg�,kk..
I W- td leaked at se eddyblow
M awok..ignggasd mad areiai
to teak with year plan ter ea tr•otug the
latest emery " tress tramps.-
"Ne, Roptssea, no, answered Josses
oeitlltiee and evidently mare gratified.
•'N., yes are too heed. My tramp
idea
Mowed imams : suck tkinge ••m• te • mats
but we. to • bfesi : the woe stall
ladiemtio. of • epeeist Minot for ss Mg
with will seta. Sofa ifw would baisve
it, my plat proved utterly valaelam so far
ae frig,htestug the este away wee osaoeraad.
I 'ooatted myself hoarse every sight for •
week, still those wild -oats west right on
esrrylag away my poultry. But I left 1051
the priseiple was • mound one, sod 1 looked
about for the week potot in the •ppbcatiou
et It I sues hoed ii. I was employ tag
the mos volume of scat for wild oats which
is used in the ease of tau.e cats, and wild
•
cats are three timer humor then tame esu.
My first thought was of w ,peak's.
trumpet. but 1 soon decided &guest it. 1
determ'nel to make a clean sweep of the
whole matter. I sent to Chicago and rot
an improved Edison ph000grspb, with iu-
teMlfying attachment. i est the intensifier
at the ratio of three to we I thea ehoutd
• battery of scats into the reeeiver in my
n atural tame -oat driving votes. I wound
up the cook -work, and set the phonograph
seer my hes house, so that • oat on ester
isg the loot would set the phonograph old,
cawing it to speak mace. 1 went to bed,
restlemeo. and slept roundly till mo• sing.
After breakfast my foremen told ens that
at shout midnight, when the first wild eat
started to ester my chiekes•crop te leloa-
iooely abstract my poultry, that pbeoograph
sort of •.leered its threat and retnerked,
•meat" in • voice which rattled the win
dims (estlemnes, my foreman was • )eau
to whom I bad the utmost confidence and
he told me that after the phonograph spoke
he observed • long gray streak of wild -cot
reaching from my hes-boom door to the
underbrush •bout two hundred yards da"
tent. The ••m* phecomee was noted by
my foremen in the case of subsequent cats
I lost oo more chickens through the depre-
dations of this obeeateus form of vermin.
Jew* paused and lit his cigar, which had
goo* out. He blew an aggressive cloud at
the lamp, elevated his chin, and looked at
Jackson Peters.
('eters rested his cheek in his hand and
seemed thcughttul. Alter some **condo he
drew • long hreath, and sold. "Jones may I
troui,le you to tell us when this interne ing
•.td valuable incident teak Ogee
•'t'ertaisly, Jackson, certainly. In the
summer of 1871.'
Peters smiled. Then he mid
l.hotograph, Jones, is given a later da • ey
more &dreamoed historiso.' and aroh..-ologiste
You are, .Ions, guilty of en •oachroslem.'
" No doubt, Jackson, oo doubt," answer
.,1 Times. " Most met who tell the truth
e re I shall not lie to avoid an anachronism
no. not if I am guilty of an anachronism
with every word I utter, it my whole life be
Cones one vast anachronism. Truth, Jack-
s .n, truth first always. We will now listen
.. the important sod educational account of
tour uncle in Michigan, that brainy and
i'vh•.l•wly gentleman who proposes to do
w itty with floors by having body weer
wooden shoes. Proceed Jackson."
Peters Inokel at Junes with • weary air.
reseed the stub of his cigar into the tire,
e nd answered : " It s of no Importance.
"ome future day will do as well • year
faomsow,—woyears -anytime "Harpers
Weekly, t - --
TOAD DRINKS BEER.
The App Lite *sewsm to cease .surely
eater.. is atm.
San Fraosie:•0, ('all.. F. C. Clark lives
on the Sin Mateo road, net tar from the
place known as Sunnyside, and, while en-
joying all the advantages of country life,
is compelled to bey his beer by the keg.
‘V hell he gets his beer, Mr. ('lark pots it in
his cellar end goes down with his pitcher
w henever he feels the need of liquid retrsh-
meo t.
Some t me ago, just after be had filled his
pitcher, he heard • sett thumping noise
sear by, hut on looking •round did not see
anything uuuoual, and thought he must
hate heard something on the outside of the
h fuse. But, ou his next visit with the
pitcher, he heard the same noise, and this
time concluded to investigate it.
Lighting • match and looking around, he
tutu surprised to see a large. wobbly toed
sitting near where the drippings fell from
the faucet. The toed looked at Mr. Clerk,
and Mr. ('lark looked at the toad. wonder-
ing what the reptile was up to. He did not
have long to wait, for the creature, satiety-
iog itself that man was harmless, made •
clumsy jump that landed it beneath the
dripping faucet
This surprised Mr. Clark • little, but when
the toad opened its mouth and •(lower' the
beer to drop into its throat he thought he
must be in the throes of • hideous night.
mars But the toad smacked its lips and
seemed to enjoy the drink se mach that he
knew he most be wide awake. Mr. Clerk
then concluded to give the toed • little be-
side the dripping, and made • move toward
the faucet, but the reptile hopped away into
the shadows.
After that Mr. ('lark made as effort to
cultivate the toad's •aivaietaoce, and in •
short time had the clumsy creature quite
tame. is got so that as soon as he reached
the bottom of the cellar steps at would hop
rut of its hidieg plea to meet him, and
then station itself near the beer keg. Mr.
lark always allows the faucet to run •
little after he has tiled his pitcher, and the
toad is always ready to swallow all that be
can get.
The toad has been drinking beer for four
month,, and is still anxious for all that he
can get, and at times shows • desire fax
more.
Mr. (;lark haa estimated that on mere
than owe occasion the toad has drunk eon-
siderahly over • pint. it never gets drunk,
but always hope at • lively rate so moos as
the flow of beer ceases. Mr. Clark is great-
ly surprised of the teal's habit, but at the
tense time he understands it. The this/
that passles him thesgh, is how the toad is
able to hold • gtaaatity_of Heuer much larg
er in bulk thea ltwK.
se sew We awl weer.
Things are pretty well lintehoa in this
world on far as taking o,. e't goes, and we
begin to believe that, high sad low, all love
their tribalatines. Feihesefebooked,werme
are trodden on, birds are led at Worry
ie everywhere Poor men's wives worry he
woes the heeled won't rise. or the stove
west draw, or the eletheslise breeks,or the
milk berms, or the pass of ekes is seeded
with petty,er they gait afford to bite help.
Rich men's wives worry Weems the pre-
serve dish is sot of the latest patter, or br-
eams snembody (keds oat how a party from
is trimmed bolero tie party hha•ppppeena� or be -
wane some grandee's wife everlooki them,
se homes. their esrvsst oases them, sale
up abets into eaderelethes The seat
.f miles in different ea diloreet saps, bet
triaitfemale jest se far spart, sad es do
y
■ best► /seas.
Nae ewes .web. sada
heaffee e
A JAW OF GOLD-
ftiemaehable epseasMa M • Sew Is, t Mae
roe rasas.a.
Nest to W ptmswte et being knew es •
silver-toagoed eras,. Dames Mat of Iroise •
geld law. Of that me sea' pensee ss a
promiseet physisisn elf New York beseta t
yet he expertise. so different feeling with
it, so weedy is it •dioeted, thou soy tine
else dem wail • oesnsoeplaos, everyday
dew. Setae time previous to its satmtisittes
ne •snared from • throat trouble, such as
general Grant had, Balled epithelioma. Sue -
gems tressed it by heroic measuree
To reach the spot where the maligsett
growth lay, guider 'be teugue and near the
thorax, seoesatated •e operation, oboists
t he lower jaw was entirely est In two and •
puruoo of at removed sod impurtsut muscles
were severed. 'Then the two parts of the
lower jaw were lard back to allow the sur-
geon to work under the roots of the wages.
A peculiarity of the case at this juncture
lay in the feet that the muscles on each side
of the mouth being iudepeudeut of one an
other, the severed perms of the lower jaw
could not work in uiuexm. Tb. niaeseter
muscle, attached to the smaller rematnum
port too of the jaw, 000tractod in the protons
lit bealtsg, and the doctor, who bad been •
rine looking met before the operation, now
west about with • sishappen face.
The teamster te one ••f the strongest
muscles in the system, being the uuly one
that does nut sot as • loser, but having •
straight pull. Notice, in Illustratioo of its
power, how the boy who wishes to crack •
out puts it between his molars. sed thea
wills the muter to crush ahead, or the
playful puppy, who knows by instinct
where his best grip is, struggling with a
bone.
A dental surgeon now came to the rescue
It took a knowledge of the power of mach
teary, an levet:oive faculty and the skull of
• sculptor ah •dditioa to the •%. li.'. regular
Ccmen.
A isck,crew with • ball sod • cket joint
-exactly such as would be use., to raise ■
ioconiotive, excspt in miniature—bad to to
resorted to, and the jaw was jacked open,
r.•qutnng • strain of several days, to compel
the powerful masseter measles to relax,
this accomplished, • wedge was put in to
seep that pert of the mouth apart : thou the
jackscrew use used to force the larger seg
men( of the severed jeer back to original
circle, where it was held by • splint em. de-
vised as to be renrovble, till it bad regain
et Dorm•( conaition, whereup in • gold
jeer and teeth were modelled to fill the
-pace and also bind the two mottoes of the
jaw together.
fly the aid of the surgeon's knife the dis-
ease had been entirely removed, and, til
towed up by this remarkable feat of denims-
, ry, the articulation and occlusion restored
and mastication rendered as complete as be
fore time operation. Previous to the dental
work his food was pushed through the
ondce bet wees the upper sad lower limo-
Another
awsAnother point of interest lies in the an-
nouncer, ent that new cartilage ie formate,
across the chasm, and it is hoped in the
course of • year or so to find the jaw work
mg indepec lent of the gold one.
The Eaglhh ..dread lamed.
The guard is found on the station plat
forms, where be looks at your ticket, opens
sad sloes
the door of the compartment, will
try to see you well placed. according to
your class, then hops into his van, and goes
with the train on your journey He is by
no means the important person that thecoo-
ductor is in the United Stets, for he has no
opportunity to sit with the passengers, to
talk politics, or horses or railroads. He
never rises to the rank of captain, as all con-
ductors do in our fouthern States. He may
become • Knight Templar, fur all I know,
hut I never saw him with his w•ist...mat
aldaze with theaymbols of that Order, which
eo often decorate our own conductors.
Doubtless in private life lie is • men of in
fluent -sin his neighborhood, but on duty he
is *poet servant, and his relations with the
public are pnrely throe of business. He is •
tidy man in blue cloth uniform, with white
metal buttons, and often wears • broad
patent leather strap over one *Mulder with
white buckle and ornaments. He sometimes
carne. a *mall bag, presumably for such
papers as be needs to have, sod is provided
with a green flag to wave to the engine man
as a signal to start the train. Altogether he
is • simple, efficient, and civil official, and
just here is a striking coetr••t between the
men of the two countries Ow the English
railroads ore sem the conductor or
ticket -seller who scores you if you ask a
question, and gives the minimum of inform
. tion with the maximum of brusqueness
one never eros the usher who stands in the
gateway and bellows in articulates pride.
then turns • quid is his cheek, and squirt
tobacco juice into • corner.—Scriboers for
November.
Tice 11/seep Men of Oleos en.
in Pekin is the residence of • monarch
who is still the Son of leaves to 350,000,•
000 human beings, whom • bars score of
living foreigners have ever seen, and who at
the end of the nineteenth century leads an
enamor* befitting the Veiled Prophet of
Khoraasen. He is tela -regent of Heaves,
himself all bet • god, and lives • prienaer's
life. To the innermost p•ktes no sae is ad-
mitted, and the imperial person and harem
are surrounded by • vast belly of eunicbe
estimated at from 8.000 to 10,000. W'hes
the emperor goes out nobody is allowed on
the streets, which are very likely paved for
the occlude., while the hoaxes are hawked -
ed or closed with mate.
The oeretmwial (notions of his lite are
manifold, and engrossing. and his edocation
in the native Weems is set reelected. Ke.
sag Rea, the present emperor, takes a deep
interest is everything English. tied rook tree
doily keens is our l nguage from two
(Uses* students, who, seeks the ministers,
are allowed to sit in his presence ; het with
the sad reed's of kis ofliciai life, rigidly
pres,ribd by an ada/mmatming etiquette, sad
the temptatiose of the bares, It is unlikely
that as emperor of China oaapdevsbop form
of ohmmeter or learn lesaoes of statecraft.
8beelld • streag severely emeaeipsts him-
self from the petrttled trsdffese of the pal-
ates, the phaeton' of Imperial power would,
it is sat f. eellapse.—The Natives! Review.
VW, the aero Ater.
Bridget Hooloh.n memo over from Ire
lead, mod the day after her arrival la this
reentry " took .ervios "• with • residua .t
Oeverset a Used.
., Nude, miss, as' wet's that elle r
demssded Bridget el her wire., se the
sasses elm beamed. sa the event/get her ar-
rival.
Thai t Oh. k's the ess•et," replied
the lady.
is it,isdede.mp'amt" eiaessted Bridget.
with her Mees tweed is eatossehmwt
" Why, either Maris' thet sloe all yew
lade,, Of wmill hardly belays Des.
bet h.Oviated sae
the we gess dews jia as
ale, se be, ma'am, will IAN a fist
a seal I"
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died dews at the BaMery yesterday. Mee.
hevw met death doers there helves. Lee nM
as this w did. They 'torts loped fate
the sea, they have breathed their hal in
drsakes steps, sad meet et the heirs
gene to their God with envies, theoghts.
Ksseliag in prayer sad with the ersatz
enured to his lips by • priest, Jersastok
l),isaelly, luegsburem.a, west to • laid to
whwk so ship. ever rose aid where then
i. ou tett
He had bees to the oaioe of San/ewes •
Sus, mast of eke Wily lase or elesmsrs,
where he had draws his waxes for work
does at • Brooklyn peer. He was request-
ing to the South Ferry, on his way to his
hone, No. 15 Atlantic Amanitas, 'enmities,
whe. mai to. bond stand in Battery Path,
he felt (arouse uuuo the asphalt pave-
ment.
He hal worked all the night before and
meet of the day before, and was worn ...it
. abt sgstust mom -iv eel disease. His
toad ,sok ..0 his Ixeest and • this, ,..1
so -min man from hu mou'h and dte-t ilia
pavement, A Battery bestiusa saw the old
man sitting there. He walked over and
Wool toe derby, pressed down over the
luurebores.an'e eyes. He looked at the
drawn, whit• face, framed in dishevelled
gray hair, said stepped balk at the sight of
blood.
Others Deme, cad soon • dues mea were
needing there. Ironeelly beckoned to um -e
mad whispered •',guest. The Dues hasten
ad &Moes the Park, and in • few muss
act oohed with Father Breslin, of the Miasma
of Our Lady of the Rosary.
He found the man es his knee,. His eyes
in which the light was biding, were fixed w
the dim sky above, his warm heads were
half raised, and his purple lips whispering
in prayer. Around him stood flattery haat
men, loogsboremes.and men with no homes,
with uncovered heeds, sod now and ibeu e
Dost sleeve was brushed soot a breezed and
tear emitted cheek.
)'old and grey was the sky overhead, dark
lid sullen the sea, ethics dung stinging
spray over the bulkheak • dg., and obscur-
ed was the light of the sun. liver darkling
pathways the ships come Is from the mea.
In the dark pathways children romped nut •
hundred yards away, an at the right was
the busy lite of the ferries and the streets
which lead sato Broadway.
The dying lone•horemen lifted his eye.'
and saw the priest. He smiled end • look
of the peace which paaseth all uoderstand-
tog, came into lois face. Priest sad
longshoreman clasped heads. Uceselly
sank back with the crucifix pressed to his
lips, muttered an ihcohereet sentence and
died.
The priest knelt beside him, kissed his
forehead, and commended the foul of Jere-
miah Itoonelly to Him who gave it. The
crowd, ham in hand, took • last look at the
dead face and silently moved away. Two
men carried the body to • hooch, covered it
with their ciao, and there it lay for Dearly
an hour before • tardy marooer had it re-
moved.
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THE KIND-HEARTED MAN.
Me Was Deluded by ON •ynerat by for Sens-
e,
rBeas-
t, In Melees..
A man had occasinal to go to the Union
depot yesterday afternoon to meet his wife,
who had been out in the c,untry for • time.
When he got to the station Me found his
train was half an hour late. and he bought
• piper and as'. dose on one of the
benches
,t lug after he had mated himself •
• a eCr pretty girl. who wore • pink waist
.n.1 n •d :,ice red cheeks and clear blue eyes
sial can , ;looked to be not over seven-
teen, come and eat dews next to him. The
man who was waiting for his wife, took •
casual glance at the girl and went beck to
his paper.
Pretty soon another pretty young girl,
who also wore a pink waist and had blue
eyes and a fresh complexion and all that
e on of a thing came along and stopped in
front of the first girl. The second pretty
girl looked as if she wanted to cry. She
mid, with tremulous voice • 'Why. Net
tie, what do you think` The fare's • dol
lar.'
•A:whatgasped Nellie
'A dollar. And she told os it was only
fifty cents, and 1 haven't rot enough to get
the tickets; and, oh, dear, I don't know
what we will do.'
She sank does Weide Nettie and the two
looked at the tiled floor with very solemn
eyes Presently Nelly looked up and mid
'left take • walk around the room. Per
haps t hero is somebody here i know.' She
trade the tour of the room and carne back
with her facie gloomier than ever. 'Nobody
here I ever haw before,' she said, brokenly
The other girl swana to her feet. 'I'm gn-
i.' to tell the ticket man just how it s,'
she said. 'Perhaps he will take what we've
got and lot us send him the root.' She came
heck with tears in her eyes. 'Hit won't,' she
said sadly.
Tim sae who was waiting for his wife
heard all this. His heart was touched
So he leaned over and said . 'i beg par-
don; hut, ladies, i that is ---will you allow
me to help you in your hoar of trouble •'
The pretty young girls started sad look •
d at the men with frightened airs The
Inas hastened to reassure them that his
jnme.Ucs were honorable, and, after teary
promote end arrangieg ler rep•yttage° and
exchange of names and all that, he gave
the pretty girls $1 ib. and they th•aked
him prettily sod west to get their trent
It so haprend that the mans wife did
sot ease on that train. anti he west dews
to another train io the evening While
he was sitting ••n • hooch wetting for the
train he get to thinking of hie afternoon
experience, sad concluded that he hat done
• right worthy net As be was is the
midst of this to 4.111 of thought • pretty girl
is • pink wa-e set down beside him.
Pretty sees sant h r girl, looking all woe -
lieges., mime Moog and said 'Why, Net
tie, what Wall we do! The fare's • dot-
ter.
The ear who •as waitieg for hie wife
got op and walked eli.wly to tie deer. lie
had .ren • gest light They were the
.see girh.
Taw rnsMw Oche 'mese.'
A servant girl happssed to be segaged at
a farsbenes where the mistime wee knows
te have a rather hasty temper.
Os the first ,yt.eday stria the girl NO
told te •leas the bow sad shoes far San-
.
d.
�,emuag into the hitches • short time
afterwards the mut em, wets* that the
meld had .leased hes awn beets Bret, wee
e s garaged that she lifted them sed throw
them iste • tab el eater that stead
Dar.
The servant made se aha., bet when
e ll the beets were siss.ed she she lifted
the .sit threw them into she tab el
water.
'Why. whatever peered rye te de that!'
mai
herMresa e �.
'Oh, i jest
at thea it It we. Ma Whim e' the
Imes; Meanly replied the /d
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IN CORSETS
Can only be obtained by wearing
No. 391 " Improved All -Feather -
bone Corsets." No side .steels to
break, hurt or rust.
TRY A PAIR.
All First-class Dry Goods Htlwses Sell Thena4_
The Signal
A Truly Wonderful
Statement
Investigate it, by Writing to the Mayor,
Postmaster, any Minister cr Citizen of
Hartford City, Indiana.
esus mese ails -1 ” s M tee
Jett whelk e.e ma.r-
mees d .sulfa the '/sr the prompt
and Proper .aewwes of ell alsseen et
pansies A perusal el this sa•sanee-
west maysego* esmiaisg yes may
be u �.1, and iirn sash me. we sob.
that ears to please wf11 ee meet
with
am yawisat
the approval of ear petrosa
This useful sins is kept in the fill
range of qualities same aa letter
heath. H pile
-tetter i\tctalas
lis this line we have a very large
sumk of fine writing papers suit
chili for every class of business
nipeee ested in this locality, cern
prising laid and wove, linens,
quadrille and other papers, ruled
or unruled, s may be required.
are not so generally used, they fill
an important place in commercial
correspondence. See what we've
got under the above heads.
SAN iliwd.
pay -aa -you -go " plan was
to order of the day the demand
for account paper would not be
se great ; but there are some NO
who get so many thinners that
they wonder if the stock will ever
run out. We don't intend it to,
and at present our stock is corn
plate in this line with four sines.
Good paper and neat ruling.
`6katerats�\'s
Both single and double dollars
anti cents columns- They come
cheaper than bill heads, and are
the proper thing to send after a
delinquent once a mouth. They
are sure to fetch him 'round—
sometime.
57
Haarroan Orgy, Blackford County,
Indiana. Jane 8th, 1893.
South American Medicine Co.
Gentlemen : I received a letter
from you May 27th, stating that you
had beard of my wonderful recov-
ery from a spell of sickness of six
years duration, through the use of
&Drava Ansarcut Nsavtux, and asking
for my testimonial. i was near
thirty-five years old when I took
down with nervous prostration. Oar
family physician treated me, but with-
out benefitting me in the least. My
nervous system seemed to be entirely
shattered, and I oonstaody had very
severe shaking spells. In addition
to this I would have vomiting spells.
Daring the years I lay sick, my folks
had an eminent physician from Day-
ton. Ohio, and two from Oolnmbns,
Ohio, to (some and examine me.
They all said I could not live. I
got to having spells like spasms, and
Wield he cold and staff for a time
after each. At last I lost the use of
my hod v ens ltd not rise from my hod
or walk a step, and had to be lifted
like h child. Part of the time I
could read a little, and one day saw
an advertisement of your medicine
and concluded to try one bottle. By
the time I bad taken one and one-
half bottles I could rise up and take
a step or two by being helped. and
after I had taken five bottles in all I
felt real well. The shaking went
away gradually, and I could eat and
sleep good, and my friends could
scarcely believe it was I. I am sure
this medicine is the best in the world.
I belie* it saved my life. I give my
name and address, so that if anyone
doubts my statement they can write
me. or our postmaster or any citizen,
as all are acquainted with my cams.
I am now forty-one years of age,
and expert to live as long as the
Lord has use for me and do all the
good I can in helping the Buffering,
Miss Eta.ss Stotts.
Will a remedy which can dicta
such a marvellous sure as the above.
ewe you t ► OMr V rums vN►\\ het loom&
ever rtlasorkabks.
�► Y(vt\ohm.
Now, it would be haul to get
along without envelopes, sad he
krrr op with the demand for
thrw me» I.•r1i a !,.rgr stock on
h.tuoi, 5t-.- Lave now about a
hun'it "I t hownamil in stork, and
the priors will range from 7.rrc. to
113.00 per M. H e handle ,sem
metrial and legal slue. ext- lust Poly.
.!.%.%%\ \'r%%‘t.‘‘..t
has already been partially euum
erated in souse of the heads above.
There is, however, • vast amoun
of work under this head that to
enumerate would more than take
up the entire space occupied by
this adv't, but we do it all at Ins
1!llaxaL
r►fitAtt surfs
to an "At Home" or a wedding
require considerable taste in melee
tion sometimes, but we make it
an easy matter by keeping in
stock the very latest and best
samples to be had. Call and res.
"Vtour (ams
of entertainments land meetings
promptly turned out., from the
plain but neat to the most elegant
with cord and pencil attached.
We aim to excel is all the differ
ent kinds of work we tarn out,
but especially in this, and keep
in stock plain and fancy papers
suitable for all requirements.
Card. arid► Wstkcts
This head covers a large range of
work, from a bread or milk ticket
to • neat calling card, from an or-
dinary admission ticket to a tasty
business and or a handsomely
printed membership ticket.
Na °stetts
Our facilities for turning out this
clams of work are evidenced by the
fact that the great bulk of it is
done by as. This line alio in-
cludes
Dodgers
which our three fnst.ruaning job
presses are able to turn out in •
surprisingly short time.
,oXt Bt\\s
belong to the poster departaiast
sten, and we make a specialty of
thus—proespenes being our aim
in this respect. A notice) of sale
will appear in Tin tonal. free of
charge when bills for same ere get
here.
#\\ KChdt of 'Wofk
in the typographical printing line
can be duos is this esh1J'- —eat
in an expeditions and artiotie
wanner sad
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