HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1894-9-27, Page 7MX SIGNAL : GODERIOH, ONT., THURSDAY, SEPT. 27. 1884.
For Fashionable Drees Goods
60 TO
JOHN T. ACHESON.
W E BDT.T•
The highest cia. of Black Drava
Fabrics, full range of our Black Hee
riettas. We make a specialty of thin
department.
Storni Sergio, hard finish, guaran
teed fast oolors, in Navy Blue and
Black.
Reversible Costume Cloths will be
the rage for this Hesston ; we have
theta : the l'otubinataona are beauti-
ful.
"• Cravertette," lainprooheel by spec-
ial process, suitable for Indio& Wraps
or Dreams ; imported by our.elt ,s in
Navy anti Black.
bathos' enhiall lade Jace,
Our Importation of Ladies' Jackets for this Season is
larger than ever, the Style and Fit is Perfect and the
Prices are Lower than ever. We have them open for In-
spection and Comparison.
J. T. ACHESON.
HARDWARE CHEEK.
• Mmaser le Maas Lime Proposed by Tete.
plasm* and Was *rimmed
From Hardware : As event bas occurred
in Michta•a, bear Detroit, which appears to
confirm the idea that courtship, se well as
most other thugs, will hereafter be greatly
facilitated by roast inventiosa It ammrro
that there is • yeeng lady residing in De-
troit who for some time has been the recipi-
ent of the attentions of two young mea, arse
• young professor In the Michigan State
l nay.ruty at Ann Arbor and the ,other •
travelling elaemen for • New York whole-
sale hardware home, whose route extends
through 111ebtgsa sad parts of limed&
t ins day recently the New Yorker arrived
a Detroit lata is the afternoon, and, of
course, immediately started to make the
round. ot the retail hardware dealers. with
the laudable purpose of Salva, each • good
stock tor the Winter before the represeoy
tic of any neat concern should put in an
appearance. He had hosed to visit the ob-
tee' of his affections in the teeming, bat
business was brisk, andel o'clock found him
very busy Lilies to Indus" a prominent
dealer to take six dozen axes, four dozen '
im•dstosee, and a ball ear load of woods
pule
At this mere of the prootedan,. • young -
r brother of the young lady dropped is .to
,let • new lackkatfe sad incidentally men•
tioud that the Ann Arbor professor was up .
set the hoots It instantly oocurrd to the
progressive hardware and cutlery drummer
that the college man came for no other pur i
pone than to lay Inc heart at the feet of the
young lady- he adored. For • stomwst there
marl • struggle is hon heart, but be speedily
,'ot control of himself and decided that be
.ouI l mot poatively leave the .tore, as the
dealer was I=t deciding to take the pada
lie the thought of Ovist up the lady,
who had bees for menthe eoaaestly is hu
mind waking and sleeping. was unbearable.
Light suddenly dawned ea him. Handing
the merchant • circular explaining the
rents of Inc new double -664d thopptq
knives, be requested the use of the dealer's
telephone for five'misntss, stepping to it
tad rang op the central otfiu.
A moment later the telephone bell at the
residence of Ile young lady rant, sharp sed
decisive. The professor lead been there for
so hour talking pleasantly of the 'rand soda -
"mood work they were dols in the de-
partment of fo.stology at Len Arbor.
When the hell rang, the lady's father bang
t heist ibis is • physician), she excused her-
self sad pro.seded to the adjoining room to
answer it. The professor beard her step to
tie telephone and say •' yes," sake • short
pause and say "yes,'. wain. Thee there
• as • short paw, and he heard her reply
Why --why really, this is very .adds."
rhan there was • still losger pause. and he
heard her say " yes" very softly, and thea
good•ti " and tien sloe hung up the re -
river and slaw Into the bask room.
The °silage elan moved closer to the lady
sod remarked that it was a wenn avowing,
sod ha tbo.g►t it was u
going to rain, sed
thea res --.J the talk about the great work
at the e.iversity. Fifteen minutes hist
there was • ring at sloe frost dear bell. The
lady responded to it, and a district moms -
g er boy beaded bar • plain gold nag, whittle
she slipped as her Gager, and returned into
the parlor. •' Mie--," said the professor,
five minutes later, ., f want to ash y)u •
very important gaieties this evening. Ex-
cuse me for%due it bluntly, bet will yes
be my wife!' Bet we ...d go so feraber
with this. Two minutes later the professor
went dews the frost step and shook his fes
* t tbe at•in torwitae �p were,ephotos mil Seek the Geta
Merles of •hst.s.ulnded P.s.es.
Lassies was sebieot to the most manor -
dietary k• of abstraotion. Os bk kneckiss
•t his door este pupates the •sresat looked
out of the mallow to ass who was there.
Not reo.g.ixieg his setter is the dark, be
palled oat— "The Professor is NM al hoses."
'•Oh, very well," replied Leesag, "se limi-
ter, 111 sell another Ulna" Os seedier
time, b.vl.g mired uneasy at dlfine.t
times without holes able te dimmer who
took it, he dsurmfsad te pet the basest of
hie 'motet to • trial, ed We • hesdfsl d
Sold es the tads. "Of amuse you tended
t `" sskd ons who knew hien. Oos.td
it •" said mag. Miter asbarremed, "se,
1 forgot that"
I Rev. Omega Harvest, selsista orf
Thames Mesa, • great enholar sod skllfd
4henema, was • very absent-unineini man.
He was emitted s • daughter of the Blebs.
of �bdsi*gos�•�d.es, Mt Genof
ts day .ver-eZeted
idAt
id at his asskeme. broke off tie use&
With Artbsrew, (ie d Nbs
Hess of Cemilliens, Ale 1Ii ear
serer of great kedeasee. Being in amuse to-
gether ass day es the Theserse, he Mos Se
reeg • MeaWsl swam
' ether, end, W owfss say- If had 1m as
. I. kms• Ike sweet, whams he wee
A. �I•dd I�.r4stl nulled em •
t•t s. —*. stab hies se the i.M r
• ,.Is.h s sew. 'Itis wham d Ito ashes
W� en•rgwd r eyerevy, area Wien
it k e sed arplideed, lie bedM•d 5
ems op,
•Oti de
rake is "e wMs 1'. e!
1g, linea ire db fiord ere
lord ►..a t4bndbtope ette.lp %bat wee
Mid* ia her gullet." Here the landlord
woke ap, and us • congratulatory tees of
Hides observed, " Ab. yes, and es you got
lest tsrsip - _
staidness aur erste..
It is commonly believed that aboenoe of
hear outside a skull indicates the presence
of intellect within. i'erhaps no one would
go se far as to say that every bald headed
sea u clever ; but most people oertataly
think that clever end learned men are often
bald. Evidence of this belief abounds in
the art of literature, sad a the 'envenom of
everyday life The typical savant is repro -
n ested with • cranium like • billiard ball,
save for the graceful fringe of snowy hair
disposed all around at the level of the ear or
thereabout; while the man of action, the
hero, the warrior, is allowed, by way of
costraet, to keep Inc hair on as long as ho
pleases, both in time and space. The Ulter-
ior ceases of baldness are obscure; but the
immediate process is no doubt a degenera-
tion of the hair bulbs, wbloe a dew to (ail-
uro of autnton, and impaired vitality or •
loss of vigor. The pent needs oeargument
although plenty of medical evidence could
be brought to support it is emissary. It is
ualvereally recogr:zd that an abundaeos d
hair glees a look of youth and vigor, bald-
n ess use of age and decay.
This sight feature will make a man of 70
appear stronger than many • moa of 50.
E:veryo.e will admit this with respect to
physical vigor, but not of mental. 1 et the
two ne.sesarily go together to • great ex-
tent, and this to where the popular mistake
mis
coiner in Whatvigor .. It does not lie
ma muscular strength, as many suppose; but
in • sound condition of the whole machace
and its several parte, and more particularly
of the stereo= centres in the train, which
move, ceotrol and regulate all the rest.
Lose of vigor mean • correeposdiag impair-
ment of bran power, and throurh the
bigber metres, the seat of intelleet may
net suffer obviously at first, they eventually
do so. Other things being equal, the
sounder • man is .11 throurh, the better
instrument he makes for the performance of
mental so less than physkal work, sad
when Inc hum begs to go, it is a sign the'
he1.n3teosound asheused tobeormight
be. True, he may have gained in know-
ledge. Of ewe men, equal in meatal ability
the oma who retains the most vigor possesses
in • corresponding measure the greater ia-
'elle«ual potency, whether it takes the
term of superior mere, in the present or
more prolog'sd_period et activity—%bat is
to my, • grecs old age. This seams to be
the correct view rte physiological groused.,
sad surely it k wens out by experience
Rem IMAM Eves.
A younr otos wearing a red necktie and •
new spring suit boarded • yellow our at the
poet office the other evening He slid grace -
telly into • seat, when Ube cooduetor touch-
ed him as the shoulder aad held out Inc
head tor the fare
The young man fumbled through his
pockets while the oosduear still held out
h is heed expeetaatly. As he turned his
last pocket inside out he turned red as be
remarked
1 will have to walk, i guess : I haat
And my sassy."
Never mid,'. said • smell msawith a
beard and rusty hat, ",bur a
sic sL "
The conductor took hie stoney, mg r
bell, and went oat os the platform — --
" It's eery kind of yon 1 ms sirs," mid
the )ones seas. ' When can I Gad you
Se-sreenw to repay your binders!"
Yoe sedn't mind bothering about
dot," said the little man I was aatested
by • sash motive."
A Saltash motive! What wie it !"
" i wasted ranee!, epos the oit.decter.
That sicked was • lead niskeL When be
tares is his mak at the end of his res it
will he detested and he will have to make it
good. He lives wet door to me sad kicked
my dog bee week."— Kasen' (Aty Tuns
issues ass.sd
(Neago Daily Inter-Oeean : Pswaakes.
W i.. Sopt. III —(leen* Peffer, who did
yeet.rdsy at his hems is Ms Sews ei 1'e -
washes, elms sprat twenty -tear hours
herded deep is the numb. Mr. Pager was •
Isms, powerful seas d maidens age, .red he
. «d
his ewe YM by h4 1•g ea hie
dssWre a lorgs poetise of the earth 'bat
had saved is ea him As seem an it hoses
k.sws that Mr. Paver w batkd Is the
well the segbbsss M.msd • awn' bee
.d worked hard, but -they were etmabhs to
mask kb' meal sheat twenty -fear hours
slew tbsShy sppssd • that
he ms deed. was groat releasing
whoa he was .tea me alive. Mr. P.
seiebr.td his snap with • mend asthm-
a's se
�- -hie home. sad be repeated it .seely
. trigas be lived.
• Keane leas
A lady mined Mea T. C. M. Hss.,br
Esain ss. Saono. who ...d em(y Ste«
a Iinalsw 'a SWAY sed Livor
bas s its — 1.rwsejd to ab
Wase that 1• eampisiely peed her of is-
kkissy sod Iter
�S>tssbd•�s•�•ati.a d Misuses
=Sitty le Ili man* elauld
mileema •141
hast Mh&
Blood
should be rich to insure
health. Poor blood means
Anaemia; diseased blood
moans Scrofula.
the Cream of Cod—Liver 011,
enriches the blood; cures
Anaemia, Scrofula, Coughs,
Colds, Weak Lungs, and
Wasting Diseases. Physicians.
the world over, endorse it.
IN't II dialled by Srbtthlta!
&roti • 9...aw Dslimitie. Ali Deserts'. vac • ,1.
JAPAN'S TREATIES.
The •lower, empire aceseertd es Ever of
tee e'o•Ilmasd aatbas.
%V s+x l v..Tuv, Sept. 18 —The new treaties
which Japan is effecting with the Fret
powers, including the Ceded States, are re
garde) a diplomatic circles as an emelt in
interaauoeal affairs quite as important as
the Chinese -Japanese war, as the treaties
will for the tint time `eve official resog-
. itioa to Japan as one of the sisterhood of
etvtliz d tuitions. The terms of the
treaty with Serest Britain hare
Poet been made public. A similar treaty le
Mew Wing segotutd with this country,
and it r expected to be the second of the
new treaties to be signed. Thea will some
• like treaty with Germany and other pow-
ers.
The siraificaot feature of this new series
of treaties I. that they for the fiat time
deal with Japan ea an enlightened nation,
eetitld to the same treaty rights as the
countries of the Europe or the Western
hemisphere. All of the Japanese treaties
now existing treat her as a half barbarous
country, and are relics of the days prior to
her advance toward civilized methods.
The records of the state department show
that the United States was the first to make
• treaty of any kind with Japan, and the
Int to send • minister then. Thr was
within the lest 40 years, prior to which
time Japan was In such • benighted condi-
tion that no diplomatic communication was
bad with her.
The main feature of the new treaties is
that they recognize Japan u a full 'treaty
making power, and make commercial ar-
rangements with her accordingly. The old
treaty gave the United mates • uniform
tariff nu at 5 per oent •d valorem for send-
ing goods into Japan, although this country
was left hon to impose such tariff rates sa
she saw fit against Jap.. The new treaty
will rs. the Japsoes* rates, on the prin-
ciple that the Government is now able to
enact a just and enlightened tariff law of its
own. The rate for imports from the United
Sates is understood to be from 6 to 8 per
cent and to be • specific instead of an id-
vilorem duty This is the rate on the
'knish treaty, and the purpose is to have
them alike.
Another important change is in opening
up Japan to Amenities and other foreign.
ers The old treaties restrict foreigners to
certain deeigwted treaty ports. .lapin
now proposes to throw open her entire
country, making only one reservatire
sweetest the alien ownership of land. similar
to the laws to some American states. With
this nervation foreigners will be allowed
to conduct business, tease land, etc., In any
yart of .iepan. On the other hand. Jai an
desires by the new treaties to rid herself of
the consular courts and other foreign tri-
butes, which sit at the treaty ports, and
have juriedietioa over all cases, civil and
crimtwl, in which • foreigner was • party.
These courts were established on the theory
that sasar° countries were extremely cruel
in their puoahmsnts ; but as Japan's
judicial system is new patterned after that
of western countries, it is felt that full
justice will be 0000rded foreigners in Japan
without the continuums of the foreign
courts. With Great Britain, the fated
States and Germany joining in the recogni-
tion ot .lapse's advsoement, the country
will is effect be nffieially received as oast of
the hilly ei.ilired treaty making nations.
IS BICYCLING IMMODEST ?
Dealing Web ire C.eelloa of • fea*wmse for
Her /veleta $sryete then.
" Is Bicycling immodest ! No "' This
Co the way the New Work World pronou000s
se the question. Is that paper the opinions
of six wall -known women am gives on the
vexed topic, and the verdicts of the ladies
are given.
Frames R. Willard says -" The health
mei happiness of home depend so largely os
Ne health and happiness of the wife and
Mother that in the interest of humsaity I
have always e•reSaNy desired that women
might u.y more outdoor mercies. This
the bier& affords in • enamor se wombat
that to debar them from its we weivM he sa
injustice el whisk this liberal -minded age
sed asthma are inspabla A. te the cos -
tame, it seems to ase that • street dress
pimply mead* ad fslliag to the settles mets
the oesditioes of utility, eredest ani good
testa
kern nate
pointedly writes -" De i oosaider cyclist
iasswdsst ! To do se would le to hash
spam of the meet respectable women is
waabhsgtw, whore cram is mach more
•passes s my Sax thea riding on honc-
hoed,.
oree-
bs S. Te as the gsm«im., from • moral
paint of view, is positively ridiculous
Lamy /MUT snrt..rr
has vigorous .bons which she Sats forth -
•' Cominef s I do from the country whore
it is s natural for woasms to ride es horse-
hash
ordehash as it is Se walk, kip diffiesit for M to
..se«w trios argument, ma M raked
eaisst weess's asaabry at the ►bida I
ma ass sathksg Imre immodest i• this ism
of elands. thea iS ea ether ,speed mads.
el bsabhl The aarMMsw,
whisks are sirs daagsathg hi their mane
w ed pitiful is their leek of honer,
.Mp•st p a elan ea wM ppeMMd tint
a t • teepees is tighe. •d who
would defend the many of epee of the sew
tsebks•bts ' hvk.g ,taws,' for mesh par-
ses w the drat te cont fide leanest whims
It Weems= • gesttra of boomed kadi.id.
•lig to repute** women. i trim the time
r .seiag whets sem will make it impassible
for mama pbllely is appy in any dram
ninth May woad e« wish their wives and
maims he wear, sad when pad mw .way
"shin minks 1 am set ahead chat they
wir veto ells hs.ltbIsl marsh. et the d-
eeds
as ma far the women tb.p sews ail
" ,.assyve m. encs
saps M two sat .deed her. Of as the .s►
IhMemiles ler tan &seam. Oily a • yr' ;
times she w sea. dlvMed skirts ad
kai•MAe•ken. she W sayer son am lady
rider whim looked key vie un.l dy Wm Site
omme den :
it i• se mere harmful to
Mena thed • kiayen then et • •aw-
amohaso. sur need it be eq .so im-
modest."
was s. a. w. saa&000
is cautions. She says • pretty ooetusse u
worth • trial. She eye :
The ladies who Meted In abort skirts
were severely criticised sissy years ago,and
the thea line of modesty was below the boot
toes. Siam the clean short skirt has saved
assay Iles, why should not the bicycle eve
E mmy more !" " It as not pretty, but it r
hut,' says case ooa.ert. It oert.inly is "s«
pr«ty,' nor do 1 think women have as yet
hit epos the bet dress for It. I should
Wilk that wore by the womsa ot Yalta
would be the best. TM milem bicycle
made foe ones,ll u not more immodest than
• Sawing sashimi, and w nae objects to •
waists sitting at that machine all day and
all sight. 1 think 1t very dsegeroua One
young oon.er% told inc that she fell esrea-
toss times in use hour Also sem, terrible
ace data have happened from runnier Into
oar.s, but if • woman has nerve and
pluck I do not see why she should not ride
• bicycle. 1 oertaiuly see no moral objet
tom. 1 should advise her to keep out of
public avenues and parks until she can ride
very well, and I shell not mass her if she
miss in these. for she teal mo pretty
ea she is on a horse's back or so safe as she
le in a Ylctoria. I admit that I am old-
fashioned and dread this innovation, but if
it is all that its admirers claim m the way
of healthful exercise and they can get •
pretty costume I think it well worth a trial.
Nor would 1, if I were a earteaturrt, aped
much talent in making female riders ridicu-
lous. Ridicule waver bad any effect taste" -
peg any fashion : it generally gives it •
decided stimulus."
Un. •.it•. 4. 1•1.. is11•Y .%1/RAA',
hopes for • hygienic costume that will be
accepted as modest. She baa evidently
given the question some study and asserts
that the ethics and morals of bicycle riding
will adjust themselves as soon as it is ack-
nowledged that it is • necessary adjunct to
the life of day. Dealing with the question
of feminine riders and their dries, she
.ys . —
Anything that will take women out of
doors, its them healthful exercise, w that
their circuletiuo will ►e simulated, .a to be
bailed with satisfaction. The bicycle does
this. It cannot Injure • healthy young
woman, utless she overexerts herself, and
when she has learned to balance he. -self and
propel her machine with a• little thought as
she moves her tact when she walks, she has
cover a great deal of ground without teal -
tog the exertion. The bicycle r the great-
est boon to those who work and cannot af-
ford to drive or ride. It has invigorated
the typewriter and etenogr.pber, the school
girl and the teacher. The great danger is
that which is common to all exercise, com-
ely, untruaed overexertion. This ie the
trouble witb tenni for women. lien are
accustomed to constalt muscular endeavor.
and are not liable to o.erstr•in In the same
proportion as worsen. The muscular de-
velopment of two-thirds of women is lament-
ably short of that which it should be. This
is due to the lack of adaptabiltty of the
dress to any great muscular exertion. To
exercise, to nde, to walk distances • wo-
men must change her costume : • mac, as
tar as my exerciee goes which woman would
undertake, could do it sa well in his drier
suit as in any other. Costume, of course, u
a matter of custom, and it would be a long
time before women wsuld wear anything
different from the present tight bodies and
Tong impeding skirts. There i no question
of modesty in it. The women in the East
are considered Immodest it they go in the
streets with unveiled costumes. The belles
of Africa are modest me raiment scantier'
than that of • ballet rel. It may be that
to adapting the costume to the exigencies
of whaling, there will result an uatrammel-
ling dress for women which will become un-
iversal, which would be a feat achieved
which no amount of hygienic or moral per-
suasion has been able to accomplish. A
great point in the hygiene of bicycle riding
is the use of the proper positron. Very few
men take it. indeed, their maehines are
Pitched at an angle which canoes them to
aan forward so that they can attain a bet-
ter speed. The result has been is many
mases • permanent rounding of the shoul-
ders, with a correspedieg narrowior of the
chest, giving rue to • diene which is re-
oogoired in medicine sa 'bicycle kyphosis.'
Women when they ride ret upright sad
more gracefully, and c vese.tuently in • bet-
ter position to maintain their health."
Tie ('nasal'• Uetereseepte Lye.
Philadelphia Record : As aged es•
Captain whose Rewe is in this any, is
troubled with • peculiarity of .iron, whish
is common to all skippers and ships' officers
of high rank who bwve had keg erperiesoe
oe the nes. In thin particular inane the
Captain oompleine that through long use of
the telescope, the quadrant. mei other In-
strttsasts used is leakieg calculation. at
..s, the sight has betas draws from the left
eye into the owe which peers .o, easterly
through the instruments. He says he w
discern oh' at ass enormous distance
with his right
at, bat u scarcely able u
read with 1y left
7
MARKS ON YOUR TICKETS
The Bo`"~ ' Geier .en. D0N T LET ANOTHER WA SH -DA r
The butes psaokiae system is she maw
d retlr.adi.t. The tick« mans( b-
ry �.r
press.% k Me custodian of these syster
awe symbols—us ps.sb marks, whish are
sa imposes► is the disposition of tickets es
rtes *assures is the •aesptaoea ot batik
shscka is say ease of dtspuu between
psase.gee sad cusductor, or oust' setae and
ssepsy, the poach marks ere dual sad in-
controvertible *vide'», exoept wherssaor.
lanai prick mark has bees punched out by
• Ismer punch in criminal knob, which eel
dem bappeoa.
Every manager conductor In Amertm
bat a punch of hu owe, though not of has
own selection. and when he applies It to a
p.ssesger's tieket be has committed him-
self 1. it as irrevocably es though he affixed
his signature on the back of the contract.
Every ooeductor must punch every titA«
oa bis train, er bold himself liable tor per•
w og payment of the fare for Inc division er
part thereof over which the uopuaebsd por-
tion reads. le cathing are railroad com-
peaiee more strict thea in the use of ticket
punches, the 000ducter's Imager of office,
and the oompsay'. wtertal Ruarsatm of
liquors dealing by all interested.
The punch (nark is the passenger's pro-
tection. Hy it or its absence any mrtake
or oversight oo the coodu.tor's part tavol,
ing subsequent confusion or Ivo to the pas
ranger o•a easily be traced, proved and roe
maned.
Ticket agents, haggagemen and gatemen
use always tie punches ►slows, to their
reep.ctive classes. Conductors have Inds•
vtdual punches, es already explained, nib
two of which make the same nark. Teu
thousand would be • moderate estimate of
all the conductor' punch marks in this
ossntry.
Every conductor knows a few other cos
doctors' punches, but the ticket auditing
department knows them all. Before the
renersl paneenger agent gives out • punch
to • conductor, the ticket auditor writes the
recipient's name in • book and opposite it
his mark is punched out, .sed for every
ticket with that mark which is subsequently
received that conductor Is personally res -
possible. Hr mark teems that within •
given time en • certain trail, running over
• certain division, he aoeepted from • pass
eager named or unnamed, the material eve
deuce of his right to travel, and endorsed
the company's specification of privileges to
salt passenger.
The punch mark means .11 ;his and more.
It means that the conductor holds himself
personally responsible for any overeight. In-
discretion, or irregularity in his hasdliog of
the ticket. If he loses his punch he must
report immediately to headquarters, where-
upon his general paesenger .gent wall fur,
Hush him • new one, not omcensarlly of the
same denomination. The old punch mark
ie bulletined u lost. Brest care r exercised
in this regard, because of the opportunity
afforded the scalper securing the old punch
and mtnipularang rackets. A favorite trick
of some scalpers used to be to punch out •
small mark i.y inserting about it a larger
mark, thereby changing the desomin•tioe
of the ticket.
such marks as "K" or "F," or other
eateptdog "t •'1. and "1i" have no signi-
ficance whatever, any more than ham an
mole or bar. Some people suppose them to
be conductor's initials. Every mark has
untold significance to the ticket auditnr,but
nope 10 anyone else.
Ratieg exclusive jurisdiction over con-
ductors, the division superbteodents ah
change them around to different trains
without sotifyag the ticket auditing de-
partment. which cares little, in fact, since
the same conductors always carry the same
Punches, and tee infallible record is sot
disturbed.—St. Paul Pioneer Pram.
:fes Odds Tee GM&
Wseblagtom Democrat : A geed story Y
told on a prominent gentleman of this city
who has on several at—cameos bees a candi-
date before the people for official honors.
The gentleman is a smart politician and
knows how to secure votes, or at all events
he has been successful at the polls. How-
ever, on one occasion the prominent gentle-
man admits to havt.g met • smarter mss.
The latter approached him on election day
with the statement that if he had moms
whiskey he could vote a moo for him. The
candidate gave up half • dollar in compliance. '
Inter in the day, meeting the smarter
man again, the candidate greeted him
with :
' Well, I suppots you voted yeur man !"
" No," caste the response, "the other
fellow had a quart of whiskey and voted
-- - Gleed. -- -
"L he immured to marry you '"
"Tea, pips sgaged him yesterday.,"
That hacking oough can be quickly cured
by H•gyard'. Pectoral Balsam. Price 2.5e.
Samael«to. sr Mases,
Mary a little lamb had mesh
A miowsrhite fleece upon it
That her post beau was fun to write
(bsoerning it • toese&
Dyspepsia causes dimmer*, headache, con
stip•tios, variable appetite, rising •ad sour-
ing of food, palpitation of the heart. distrese
after eating. Burdock Blood Bitters is
go•renteed to cure dyspepsia if faithfully
seed soosrdiag to directions.
Go BY WITH0uT US/NG
You will find
that it will do
what no other
soap can do, and
will please you every
way.
- •-e. i
SUNLIGHT
SOAP
It is Easy, Clean,
and
Economical to wash with
this soap.
THE NEW STOVE ANO TINSHOP.
Stoves, Stove -pipes, Elbows, and Stove Boards in great
variety at
WOKS=ZIZd dZ co-
STOVE-MOVING
o_
STOVE-MODING & STG VE-PIPIN G
promptly attended to by
Agents for the Howard Furnaces.
1
WORSELL & CO.,
The Practical Tinsmiths. Hamilton -et.. Uedeteleb.
IFIBREWARE= 5;WOODEN.
One of E. B. EDDY'S Indurated Fibre -
ware Tubs and Pails will last the life of
5 hoopbound wooden ones.
Besides, they are"much more conven-
ient and save a world of annoyance. Ask
your grocer for
i
MTGE DUNLOP, 'Ste ant;ode rmi
Works.
THE CLOTHIER,
has just returned from the cities a h.-rr i:e I
has Neon s...ectag
NEW SPBINH ROODS.
He has now on hand a Large Line
of the Choicest Goods in the
Market and is prepared to T
turn out work in the Best
Style possible, and at Prices to
suit the times
H. DUNLOP.
WHY
Does GEO. BARRY, oh.
Goderich furniture dealer and
undertaker, keep :he best stock
of furniture and undertaker's
supplies 1 And how is it
that he can sell so cheap!
BECAUSE
He Inds that it pays in the
long run. His motto is :
" Small Profits and Quick Rs
turns." He also makes •
specialty of picture framing.
Give him • call before
deg eLewher.. Sat
Plaid always on hand. 2U71
strunutumH gala) •
A~ Y STAL,
Seem«,rho rierairal k dank,"
,Ianufncturt•rb of *11 kinds of t'hatiede
wry \Inritic, Upright .k '1 uhular
Salt Y"uth, Suu.k.' Sta. k , Sheet iron
Works, etc., etc.
Also dealers in I •prigh+ and Horizonte! es slit
Vali. Knetnee. \ .tonautc fit Off itnaines •
pertati)- A.1 sin•" of pi a and tips Similes
constantly on hnn.f. ltttiasares furniabed s
•bort notice. Itrpslnngpresently aii �� .
2.' U
2 1) 1'. . Hos 74c OU d
\\•arks- 4)psos,q 11. T. B. Statics. Oadariea.
COAL AND WOOD
YA22L.
Special •ttsoUon given to
SAWED AND SPLIT WOOD.
Headquarters for •11 grades of
HARD, SOFT & BUCKSIITH COAL.
Coal weighed oo either market or my Healed'.
Get my Priem before (Diet elsewhere.
Toa.. CAsm.
Telephone (..nerd...
JOHN 8. PLATT, Prop.
tell-ly.
HOW TO ORDER "THE SIGNAL" -CUT THIS OUT,
D. MCGILLICUDbY,"THE SIGNAL,"
Goderich, Ont.
I enclose $ . Kindly forward regularly THE SIGNAL
to the following address for months.
Name,
P. O., ."
County,
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.
Three Months -
8iz Months -
Twelve Months -
[Aamaple Copies Peva]
Prov., ..".".....".� ...� �...._..�
Date,
P. S.—Remit by money order, if possible,
or by registered letter.