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JOHN T. ACHESON.
Wf3 SST I.
The highest clam of Black Drew
Fabric*, full rouge of our Black lien
riettaa. We snake a sp eielty of this
depart uidtnt.
Stone Nerve, hard finish, guano'
teed fast oolong,
Irl.. k.
in Natty Blue and
Reveraibl. Costume (,Toth, will be
the rage for thin Season ; we hate
thole ; the Combinations are beauti-
ful.
" Craveoette," raiupnw(e.l by spec-
ie' process, suitable for ladies' Wraps
civ hrw.es ; unportco by ouneltes in
Nat --y and Black.
Dias" Vonauul lado Jackal,
Our Importation of Ladies' Jackets for this Season is
larger than ever, the Style and Fit is Perfect and the
Prices are Lower than ever. We have them open for In-
spection and Comparison.
J. T. ACHESON.
Tr$E "AU fOCRAT" AT 85
De. elver Woodall Nelms Tells Els airier -
sures t. • akar f£ere.pe.dene.
throws. August 29. --Dr. 'Ilher Wendel!
Holmes is eighty-five poses old.
As usual he . perabigthe mummer •1
Beverly Farm I sad Items be was interview
sly • floss aapaparsa1 in his plowmen
!OP.* bad i/ Nadel maturuuau, with
IMM py nsk car • lookgromid, to ful
vrw froern be washday. "i azo rrtdusll
revising my health," said lir Holmes,
"shot the longest iii.... 1 have ever had
weeded with much prostration of mind
sad body. It began in the letter part o
flee winter will. in emus or grippe, eon
tuning through the spits& the fist attack
haring beim followed by • relapse. 1 have
set attempted asy literary work u that
time with the exception of • certain aeon
d dictums. in poem of fact, 1 am unable to
c ntnoe the practice of answering my n.•
known friends, who address me oat all mea
ser of subplots, as I hove dons in past years
My tight n se mud impaired, that I dad it
very Mod, if sot impossible, to read easy
et the letters sent to — i •mi toub1d
with comps an the Amgen which at times
mtsdt prevestedw eltisg sod the claims
of my u•knowa -p.•dasta are w inset -
tag, that they *••kepi my hemeyolst tm
'slam I am expected wrest! enaauscripts,
Much should he bent to the magazines tar
to the critical bureaus, who'll mute • bsu-
sin f atte.da.g to such prodactio.•. I
s.s.Ied for ostia.•., when what u "at'
til m prang, and I alai= for the use of
ay private lettere meodatloss of
week 1 do sot wish to he responsible.
limy of the letters I receive, and which
1 ben read tome, whom I maim d.ospher
them myself, ars very steamiest aid w•1-
0.... I have • great deal to be grateful
ler ne the expressions el kindness which I
naive trosi nosey gs•rters, both at home
.d ahro•d. Bat a simple •cksowledge-
mat Won beee.tary s all that should
be :noted for.
"The Mrdw 7esr. boars lightly upon
sa, es coin th the weight, it seems,
m ay less ed u age that myself.
gat. after thesis seers veers tad tweet,,
•4s encroachments of time make them-
mites felt with esp.dly incre•.mg program.
Whaa ooe tan sig looger hear the lark,
Ickes he cam se tosser r tae the tams
le man u the same, when n. has 10
ouch his step., when it becomes more eed
ears detbcolt for him to recall .miner, he is
remoie4, ss every ..vomest, that he
sue ,pare handl, .r mature will set spare
Pa the mealtime she exacta for overtaxes(
he decimal! power.
,The twelfth spteenial period has M-
oat* seemed to me as owe of the se meal
kasaarss ef tifo. One who W lived to
'sat$st* his eighty-fourth year has W kis
hll share, eves d as Mil moos' •lloweeme.
Whatever is greeted over that is • medi-
al iedsig.soe es the part of rater.
Yee who has resided this term of hums
Ids *.tut Doe be stilled apse for active
strums as s the days of his vigor. I Ind
this obvious rule is overlooked by many of
•) corr..po.deeto They uprose wishes
aril Meg confined ntstowee and pro -
.4 ta lex it to the beet of their ability.
"al always excuse themselves tor doing
by showier that they hen gait* ax -
d" Ksasaf masses for their presumptuous
amparaey spelt with se i) ilia/miss upas
s+ race sad -ancien.
a. Mae asked whether I ams writ-
•. b ewe tal.bisgraphy, te which may
1 an, is the habit of dietaliwg many of
h'Mallecew.e, mess of my Ions tt• tied
nisi.s r sy sssres y, vibe has, i. the
wl. se .slated • geaider.Ms .tree of
•sla Ma.7 et theme will ha l•tereetis, to
ehail, wider
**beat.., e. el tae.rp
• *der pualls, if i ahead nes fM Ie
make ass of the., or beere taus tebe meads
say by ethers. It is de one taint • per -
,1", hag oast the moire period et Qf., caw
with es.s and tied is the
}vaidat
that t am well.
ib the mien. will estklivlriliYly bpi
samensdtsee deserving .4 pr..eest
mirk
"I1.ta he
Pet at .y life boss deewted 1. �tal Mat the gr�er
tie
Wm rev el.W�sw�rMssk M. AbenY
MMIs sus le Nrlsa ei
11:fie' 1 shesid esti,. Y.4, led i be.
btftsry -�9twt, tr a h. �� elf r
...tK'rk bor.We*. team in s.qs r 'eN'
De. Soma ft leak* ws.l, walk* •nolle
"•tr'aerates sad driven timeo miles
��ry shames. Re me raid w
•geed type hi
—y ass sed by •mile in srpIts el the Sim
kis gwmight, and Imre se well as
tassels
senils de em. emi.sidsr Mmr-
ee esps.ially bard of huirlim mad b.
hsW ~~Wb le Mindssaile d el *smi. . Be
eimp=colt b.nds as gem vide
IPada e.ttiseIke �.. f etre led with flow ere.
rwmeasit .a...
q ee,-1 bees seed year Ydbto
▪ Jae, hoed it sisoqwm a. tee baea+
"mot. All • tt tea i s•ti maiIL
e p Dendd
se Mas. 1,sae.
k Qua
t est cinema,. pin
GAS AND Kih11OSENE MOTORS -
Veer lire Said te he Mery ae+emMeneirad o■
aerie*.Nee•,
Motors that are much more economlal
than steam or electric motors are rapidly
mann( Into use n Europe. t.as sod kero-
• ease motors of from 60 to 600 horse power
are LOW In use there. Eves in the Costed
'fates gas moron aro In use ef 300 horse
1 power to gas works to producing electricity
y lor Iighttag is commotion with the gas light
plant. Iewntem gas for the use of motors
, is produced at • cost of from 20 to 25 cents
per thousand feet . when used to gas motors
t it develops ems horse power with three•
• •tu•rtere of • potted of waste fuel or culm,
which in iWU t• very cheap, while a horse
power from the best Deal with the most 1
•oa.orn,eal steam engine to exisaeacs will 1
t Ioast M000 than three times this. Theme
muton aro adapted to almost everyporpoas1
to which power is applied. At I'roydon, I
n ear Lowden, • suburban railway line is run
with gas cars. The res, ordinary lighting
gas, is compresses by • pump run by an
eight horse power gas motor to 150 pounds
to the inch, the gas roods berg under the
• Seals. These cars will run tem miles fully
I lodes* with one change. They eon be roe
charged in two m1mut., the oast of the gas
being leas than two cents par mile run. The
eight horn power motor will compress the
g•• for ten can without say crowding.
ere promoted Many other lues aprocted n F;ngl••d
France and I.ereuny. Over 300 kerosene
carriages sod buggies for the common mads
are reusing in Frame and I .ernoay. The
' smaller sizes will run from fourteen to six-
teen miles over all grades with ooe piles of
good kero.ss* oil, cowing gime pros per
gallon. Nome aux weeks ago a company,*
met took piece between Parts and Lyons sed
bock with 25 of chase cars running over the
ordinary high road•, taking all grades. The
bast time made oo the trip was twelve sad
• half miles per hour, noes et too convey -
mom moking tem then moven and • Wf
nobs per hour, .o skill being necossss'y to
run them. Any of the carriages easily tarry
oil for • trip of 60 miles, the oil axing pro-
curable. if required, at any village on the
route. All the $tteatioo that is required to
the machinery after starting It is oiling it
sod Meering It ne its course. The abet of
remain Obese earner's is about os. -third
el that of bones, whits the oset of • carriage
ready for use is Ioss than a hone basted
carriage with bonne would oast The
weight of • aqprrrrmge that would carry four
persons r ahem 1,200 pounds, with the
prsmpee1 of them being built much lirhwr.
(N as.r,s the power, ea applied to carriages,
man be fwd tor my other purpose 01 Well.
It is thought that thew self aropelkel ve-
bides will very soon become as commute, or
mon es as bicycles. Darn ire. in Fresno.
sad Germany Sr. engaged in their minstruc-
ties, with the d...ad eery musk
w w .apply. No Steam i. used, the
the
power bels, &mired from vaporised petrol-
eum expanded es the engin piston. by •
are all electric *•Mary ie the tar. Theon
carriage. have as been is nes on the
Europese .0.lieeat for men thee two years
with Mire e.eem s, as ales to some extent
es tramways, es which they lave oleo hew
oo.pletciy eneessafel. it will tot be long
before art imported ems will be sem at
work is this city. A full deieripties of
these m•obls.a can be Sms u the Beith.h
Beginner in the city library.
ler. n eedier's Advise NM sea.
Ooldlen Rabe: From • letter goes written
to hie gas by the femme ,•weber, Henry
Ward Rem her, we take the following wise
Mein, geed for all yeas, .en --ad yang
eill. toe
w Yeis siert stet rhe ism debt. .tvesd
dnbt as yes world the devil Make it •
fuedamgatel ruse : No doubt, -oash r
Make few premises. Rdigi.umly observe
the smallest premier" A mse was msss N
keep W promisors os.... allied te sake
i. sr.poloody careful i. all .trtameata
Aoo.re.y and palest trsskarss, so guess
work. Either .sthb.g or assents truth.
When workbag for .than doh morsel,
out ef sight, seek their Internal. Make
yes to these ` � you.
4$eid y�f ieng adibie Mr • highs
slsad•rddm whoa, expiate
.f res-
ReN year own ettiallird bait Hover m-
emo yourself NSe •am-
berLe
d am-
ber to yssresU, t lenient N everybody
elm
O sees' w*S year fors an year owe basi-
ns= ; de mgt tura Be .wrnt,./esdlost.
X1 ie of making e.o'k forams i1 to areal
:..lob+meg this w :•ks and
be soar all =sad Y sat is • bony. De
sot mph. bode l be plied
De not spaniels IN gamble. SN•dy,pst-
int LideMfy l beth the axes* and the sal-
sa Qesellaase sad bade ere me Nits
MN Lu s, wma-i wiry }es*.
I beessnb yes Is monist one Imam --awvore
mesa M others. Worm speak .ml el am
ans. es .atter .hat the bete nay be.
IBmey Ihraba•dtsg dad severe mesa of •►-
sena Sat a est L_nkk,M she to be so -
jests
.lb tttraet I wakes ~an to rase.
mit. is slaked.
psf� to��rtrope sow wow. sad
Mall 41.1111118 Mr
fasi pampa tad dines meafted r
tle rew_llIsilainal. pr r• fkr.ti
Watch war Woighl
If you aro losing flesh your
system la drawing on your
latent strength. Something
Is wrong. Take
Scott's
mu ion
the Cream of Cod—liver 011,
to give your system its need-
ed strength and rest
ore your
11N.Ithy welghI physicians,
L the World over, endorse it.
loot 1, lathe 11 Siding!
am a se.... aelM,MM. All Drogglg♦ i a ba
SLAVERY IN CAN
Mr of ate.r.er or Ms ask ei Andrew
prank. • 0asee els...
Among the papers lett by 1.ea. John K.
Wga., of Detroit, who died in 1854,.ay.
the Detroit Fres Press, was • power of at-
torney from F: Allan to Jokes K. Willem/
"to sell • micro named Frank," dated Dela-
ware town, December 29, 1804. The paper
is yellow wit b age, •.d the ink has se faded
, that the writing is barely discernible in
places. The document is se follows
" Know all men b these preemie that I
Ebenezer Allen, of by
town, in the
county of Middlesex, pprrovnea • of Upper
t •sada for divers 000stderatio.s and good
causes we hereunto moviagi, having made,
ordained, constituted and appoint.d,and by
these pressots do name. ordate, constitute
trod appoint my trusted 1riewd, Joke K.
Williams, of Detroit, Wayne county, In
die.a territory. gentleman, my true aid
lawful attorney, for me In my name to act
and my name to use, take up and dispose of
my negro mag, tamed Andrew Frank, to
any perm° who wishes to purchase bis for
any tom which the said Williams .hell
judge sufficient : said Williams to appont
0me or more attorney or attormie• under
born to rive a good and sufficient bill of sale
of hien, the raid Andrew Frank, and do all
and every other legal act and acts i■ which
in sad about taking up and dupoeing of
him which he, the said John K. Williams,
shall judge expedient and necessity : In
wit0etse thereof 1 hare hereunto set my
band had seal the tweety-°inch day of Dec-
ember, is the year of our Lord OD. thouwi.d
eight hundred and Mut. Yyrne•l, sealed land
delivered in the presence of ns, .Mary Allan,
5eneco Allan. F:. Att..o'.
The seal is the old fashioner) legal device,
consisting of red sealing wax dropped upon
the original document, over which is laid •
sealed scroll made with • pe., and with the
word " seal " written inside.
An 1. erta.t Pettit.
We hare always objected to corporal pun-
ishment in schools largely tram the point of
view of its efforts upon the teacher and its
✓ elations to the dignity of the profession.
In the following fres School Edmiston" will
be found combined the opuniena of two of
our educational exchanges upon this aspect
of the .lusettoo
'• The following from the Wisest.in Jour -
sal of Education is in accord with our own
views, lewd on co.sidereble observation
and expenence. Horace Mann says: "It is
better to have • big soul than • big fist."
To govern well without report to any form
of brute force, the rod,tbe ferule er let, one
w ont hold his own pwioos in subjsctioo ;
be loving, cheerful, Arm, patient. humble,
000nder•te. He must point to higher
worlds •ad lead the way. The effort the
teacher puta forth to make himself good and
great enough to rule the school by moral
sad meot•I force alone briar growth, elm,
aster, lessees of soul. Tambora asks desire
big Sow lesm blest to rely
fear.
Flea/gift is school is w•g4gg*jg■g.
.d oo the pupil's account. We asermms
disposed to condemn it on the washers
account. It sttade in the way of the teach-
er's growth. Proper cont -el rests partly on
strength of.cbaracter, bot still more on •
ratios•* apprehension of the co.ditione sad
an Wiegman of them to the characterised
.sods of the pupils. To •claire .treagth of
ehsr•etr sad this habit of correctly appro-
Msting osnditiose is then the first requisite
for • teacher. But every time she resorts
to the rod she gives up etody1.g the mail
time intelligestly, she loses an opportunity
et improving her aU,ht and uuenlly •Me
the sense that it seed. improvement, She
..rteinly loess in selloo.trol sad true dir-
nity el ob.reettr. 1t taken • bog time to
re. -establish right relation' In the .hoof at -
ter • case of Illemdeg. This stud is clear
some' is acme e.estry .eh.ei, but it is
nosh ISOM evident in the ,.sassy. Here,
as • read% el false traditions is Ihie m.ttsr,
teacher aid pipits fermi. the idler diodes*
wapnoea,eetteu apnoo
dens -
selves to assay •ad deth
et die fernier. filch
• waders springs free as •0elately fake
e sneepties d the releaser of the parties,
widish i. dee N the •dminten el the red as
• messs of discipline-"
i� heti in� w wk.t....
h"
Can tats Mate of thi•g• be rlatbed !
Yee; mains is wo.tiag but that Innen
Mould "geese to be evil au. Itasca M do
we ` le w 1•w d ear bow. tbt
the pmrbmes g ass to it will IMWw
r1y eere
PEOPLE TALKEDAIIOUT.
4itoe +alias Walder( Astor ha... -
treated M pry Robert Louis Mi.v do $i5,•
000 he kis boot .o.d.
The Phases" .1 Wales has sent 106 shil-
lala.* se • birt►day gstt to Mrs Sarah
Thomas, 106 years of age •.d the oldest
perms i. Wale&
Duero' Ce Les., the Socialist, who reap-
ed his profe..r.hip at Columbia College to
devote bimMlf to kr theories, was bora es
the abed of Carom°, 10 the West ladies,
42 years ago.
Italian Premier Crisp has sold the mean
script of kis memoirs to Pohl/Mom 'M•ea,
at Rem.. (pr 112,000, • cum which speaks in
t self her the promo feeling of poverty i.
' Seamy ht.ly. "
Dict•tor Francis, of Paraguay, ooes se -
acted a law, that .11 melee should wear
conte kind of hat, if oely • crownlw brim,'
so 'het they uould skew respect to their
betters by rssovine their head severing&
Prince Robed llonaparte,who is sow the
hope of the Bos.partut., Prince Victor
being poor a.d in exile, is building •
o. the Avenue d'le.a in t'ari. of .o eptrd
• kind that it will be one of the •bow plasm
of the °spts!.
After a long search the bosie i. which
Joseph M•d.rsberger who. rho Austrians
my, invested the sewinq-mechims, was bore
has been found in %ies.. His birth occur-
red oo March 6th, 1768. The house r to
be smirked by • suitable inscription.
Prof. Asa Gray says that the Wobiegto.
elm, at Cambridge Mea, hes been esti.
meted to prods°. 7,000,000 liaves, which
would maks • surface radiation of about five
acres in extent, and give out every fair day
in the grewing season seven and three-
quarter tons of moisture
Woe ti/Oed .r f>t►temw-
Tbere's one hired girl in Detroit who
ought to have • medal. The other mora-
ine • tramp ease to the kit.hen door where
she presides and asked her for something to
eat. It teasel the first one who had so
presented himself and she was not at all
pleased to see ho., but she didn't show It in
her manner.
"Will you sit down in the shade there,"
she said pbe•.•ntly, "sod wait till I get at
for you •"
"Certainly, ma'am," he sold unctuously,
as be picked • soft place and deposited him-
self ripen It.
She went into the kitchen and the tramp
waited. He oostinued to wait Every
now and them she would appear at the dor
and hope would spring in hu breast, and he
would smock his bps, only to we her dis-
appear again. Finally the strain became to
great for him and he came to the door.
"Excuse .e, ma'am," he said, "I thought
maybe you had forret me, moam.
"Ob. no, 1 haven't," she chirruped ; "I've
been keeyinie as eye on you all the times.
Didn't I tall you to wait until I brought
you something to eat"
" Yes m. "
"And didn't you say you would •
"Yes'.. but I'd like to know stow long
I've got to wait"
She lambed merrily.
"That's so,"she said, "I never thought of
Mat ; you'll have to wait only six weeks
or such • nutter," and there was sometbislg
in her tones that prejudiced him against
her so that he west away abruptly.
Thet backing oough can be quickly cared
by H•gyrd'a Pectoral Balsam. Price 26e.
The A.t•aewr al..sekeeeper.
Mr. Youngwife Really, my dear, this
tante. very good. But whet is it •
Mrs. Teaugwife I don't know. it came
packed in a ears and the label boiled off in
the hot water before i noticed.
A hacking cough keeps the bronchal tubes
in • .tate of constant irritation, which. if
sot speedily removed, nay lead to chronic
itis. No prompter remedy cat
brand than Ayer'. Cherry i'octer•L Ib
Iffict u immediate and the result petman-
set.
Perim, ...IO.
Halls Journal of Health : Health oes-
sk& to • (a11 and parfait do elepmseat of •11
the argon•, intellectual and physical, se-
osrdeng to the origia•1 fee.•ti•s of our
parents ; a just balsam of peer tad rya.
mistrial settee between the different parte
el the esespim ...hro ; the whets furnish-
ed with • ..fastest quantity of vital power
and is fell and free operettea. In this eta -
Mass .f the .y1*.m, there would he •
hen smisen mad happy bleeding of alt rho
foedties.
'itis bodily semaisme would be piessaat
and •0.y ttame of de mind . the sele beteg
rw.wod in the h..Re of its Hiker, mead
be mks, and bop bayed mp.omien ;
the mrdmletasdrR ani jsdgewalt enlarged
..dwd a mpr.aend Muth
es a w would gsaral
me wel-
lad mw..td.. them N a. that
.aieh was hest -'.b'1 be psees.M their
tom atoning t w sadism would le est
. ad Wtw ape. Alma is mast properdis
to der nerd .rd p .red w Nisei= wn
tined by atm N his Maser weed be ems
is its tree light. .ed aspire • holy mw
Ilene* des wadi seek and slam mai-
d geed. Mem woad then else and drib M
.sir te Yee. Iaatwd of WON se they d•
n ow, r order N atr>✓ dbii,
This weed PAO* is father
mtliq abort et
perM�sepa er
.7.
Ma driS am
lo M dem, lied thml► reipmeal
+'! ____mob _ w hal
_amt
■MlDeeep.wsN.
Sooi•W& german Ito waiter) -Was mina!
Hasty waiter (yelling towards the kiteheel
Wheat cake.
Seaside Gorillas Eel.! Nen'
Hasty Waiter -You'll be kinky it you get
thew
Norway Pine Syrup heals the bag*
Norway Pine Syrup curio cavae.
Norway Pine Syrup sures bros►itn.
Ile sled .r • renew.
iglu --1 d.cl•re, i think there's no spirit
in Harry. He offered to him me last night,
but did■'..
Ethel -Why not '
Lulu -Just became 1 told his to stop.
Which is worse. imprisonment for lift or
Bf.loog disease, like serehle, for example!
The timer, oartsidy, weld he sreferaMs
were it sot that Ayer's Sareeparil. ea. •1-
ways ease te w ream and ggiive the poor
enterer health, strength, sad 6appiem.a
PROVERS* OF THE DAY.a.`
A prodlgd picks his own pocket. rt
K.psy threats make lying .aildrsa,
Dens as to the wren, .hem to est tlttlslt
A .'hated wife son tied • yams poem
Mil dark.
it
If .o had eternal .tt..hnee we weaning.
ao crop...
The dangerous cad of • r•ttle.s•ke melee
D O DOOM.
The aggressive ones always Aads the bou
mss at home.
Soros pe.pl..i.t•ke getting relives for
• receipt is filL
There is a Lazarus for every crumb from
the party table.
When I p be • revival 1 don't want to
(sten to a `Mekg.ard
(Ine de.ye... is .ore dangerous thea •
doses •sneerer.
The IaDD who gives himself away r not
always worth taking.
It is each easier to love some title
Mae it r to agree with the..
Ti.. sets his chalet • little deeper when
ever there is • crown upon the tape.
Burdock fills, .mall, safe .red sure, re-
gulate the liver mad ewe oosattip•tioo.
NRYmrlsa sande ala.. lteas.ed .a..
From the Mesepkr. Continental Appeal
Bill 0oldby mad Spenser Mills took refuge
under • poplar tree during a thuoder storm.
Lighteing struck the tree and severely
stunned both of the.. Atter the tree was
. trpck • heavy rain eat in, and for several
hours the men lay unco.cloa., exposed to
• beating rain. Whoa eo.Mios.sa. re -
termed, 1;oldby wad Mills arose, .tiff mad
sore, and when the latter looked at h.00m-
panion he was horrified to dies icer that kis
.kin had been turned as block as that of as
Atnoas, and et has remained .o ever since.
Mill's skin was sot affected to the Int ;
mid the ooloriag of (oldby's .kin is the
only ill effects of their narrow escape from
death.
The Bork a.4 the flex,
Father Matthew, the temperance apostle
of Ireland, used to tall the (snow*°, story
•' A very fat old dock went oat early one
morning in pursuit of worm., and after be-
ing oat •11 day. and had succeeded in filling
her crop with worm., was captured by it
fox •• You cannot be so wicked and hard-
hearted as to take the life of • harmless
duck merely to satisfy the cravings of hung-
er • She exhorted him against the commis-
sios of .o great • stn and begged him not to
stain has soul with Innocent blood. Whoa
the fox could .tend her cant no longer
he said . Out upon you, madam, with all
lour fine feathers : you're • pretty thing to
ecture me for taking life to satisfy hunger.
Is not your crop hill of worms ' You de -
. troy more lives in • day then 1 do in a
month."
This was the story Father Matthew's
reply to the makers tad vendors of liquor
when they they charged him with spoiling
their trade and taking the bread from the
lips of their children -they whose busmen,
was robbing wives and children of bread
and fattening upon the misery of oth-
or.
Taratan Mr Tables,
A Kentucky lawyer:was standing upon
the steps of the Covington 'post -office the
other day when an old colored mag came up
and touching his hat asked
" Cin you tall me is this the place where
$VNLIGHT
SOAP
Has proved
by its
tnorn)ous
sale that it la
The best value for
the Consumer
of any soap in the market.
Millions of women throughout the
world can vouch for this, as it
is they who have proved its
value. It brings them less
labor, greater comfort.
THE NEW STOVE AND TIN SHOP..
Stoves, Stove -pipes, Elbows, and Stove Boards in great
variety at
77\701T,S=1-12wed CC.
We hole engaged Mr. THOMAS BROWN, a Practi,al Tinsmith and
Stove -titter to assist us with our Stave Piping this Fall. Mr. Brown is one
of the Cleanest, and most Careful and Obliging men in the Trade.
Leave your onler. for Stove -moving anti Stoop -piping at
Agents for the Howard Furn•oe..
WORSELL & CO
The Prasttcal Ttns.itks. H•siltes-t., (lsdertck.
1 FIBREWARE =5 W000EN.
One of E. B EDDY'S Indurated Fibre -
ware Tubs and Pails will last the life of
5 hoopbound wooden ones.
Besides, they are much more conven-
ient and save a world of annoyance. Ask
your grocer for
E. B. EDDY'S INDURATED
FIBREWARE.
day sells postage stamps '.'
" Yes, sir. This is the place," replied
the lawyer, seeing a chance for • little 454.1
tan, "but what do you want with teenage
.tamp, unce"
To .ail • letter, .h, of course."
" Well 'then, you oesdn't bother about
stator'. You don't have to put any on this
week.'
" I don't,"
" No, sir."
" Why -for net '"
" Well, you ase, the cooglomerotioc of
the hypothen.se has differentiated the par-
allelogram .o mach that the sonsangufkity
don't emulate the ordinary efferv.ceoce,
and so the government has decided to seed
Motets fres."
Ma old atm took off hie bat dubiously,
dash his he•d,a.d then,with • long breath,
remarked
•' Well, bow, all dat may be true, an' I
do.'tesy it ain't, but just s'poesd dot de
eckoestricity of the aggregation troo.ub-
stanteates ;de ignominiousness of de pop-
piadioeler and aublimitea de puapeuity of
de oasbequesees-don't you yyualiioate dat
de gaysr.as.st would cowiita dat dere
bettor ! I guess I'd teat hotter pot mime
sr.pu se syhow, far )sok."
And the old man pawed solemnly down
the street.
a.ue..
He—Myrtle told ane last Dight that .he
thought she oould learn to lore me.
She - Well ; I shouldn't he surprised.
Thom stupid girls sometimes earprigs ma
• Uwe 51 sieseeme.
Pape, do sees deemed from monkeys!
asked the thoughtful little boy of his
father.
Yes, .y
Aad what about the monkey. !
And the ensiled (atter replied : Tbs
meeskeye di..sed. my boy that is--.r-
they dialed from ere. !
HUGH DUNLOP,
THE CLOTHIER,
has just returned from the cities where he
has been selecting
NEVI SPRING FOODS.
He has now on hand a Large Line
of the Choicest Goods in the
Market and is prepared to
turn out work in the Best
Style possible, and at Prices to
suit the times.
It D('NIOP.
WHY
Does OFA. BARRY, fab.
(ioeierich furniture dealer and
undertaker, keep SAe best stock
of furniture and undertakers
supplies! And how is It
that be can .ell so cheap!
BECAUSE
He finds that it pays in the
long ran. His motto u :
" Small Profit. and Quick Re
tarns." He also mak.. a
specialty of picture framing.
Give him a wall before purchas-
ing elsewhere. IOlsbalmny
Ylwid always ca hard. 23o7 -y
G ODERIOH
Sti am Boiler Work8,
HATA BI.t$HHD'lesk.1
A. S. C H RY STA L,
Mver-r..O, N Cbvpaet 4` Black J
Manufou tuners of all kinds .•f Station-
ary Marine, Upright Jr Tubular
BO=ZrERS,
Salt Pans, Smoke Stacks, Sheet iron
Work ft, ate., et4•.
Alen dealers an t•prtght and Horizontal Md.
Vatic Titoi.es, A Wod5Mtic Cu* - Off isatin.. •
pe•ciafty. All itl-5.5 .T 1 of and pipe 61tlsg
constantly en hand. HeNmyw furnished on
snort *once. ttepeiriwg promptly attended to.
Tatty I'. O. Hes sf, Ooderich. Ont.
Worts-Op.edu it T. R. elaHw. Galeria.
COAL AND WOOD
YLFt'D_
Special attention given to
SAWED AND SPLIT WOOD.
Headquarters for .11 grades of
HARD, SOFT i BLACKSMITH COAL.
Cesl welshed es either market oe my Healer
Get my Prow beton solos .0.wbers,
TI MMM TANA.
TMep5..e CosaeeWs.
JOHN S. PLATT, Prop.
HOW TO ORDER "THE SIGNAL '':-CUT THIS OUT
D. MCGILLICUDDY,
"THESIONAL,"
Goderich, Ont.
I enclose $ . . Kindly forward regularly THE SIGNAL
to the following address for months.
Name,
P. O
TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION.
Three Months -
BZ Months -
Twely. Months - -
[Sspls Orgies Free)
30c.
- $1.00.
CCUn. y,
Prov.,
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