The Signal, 1894-8-23, Page 2"When I was a Boy,
re
Writes Postmaster J. t'. Wootetoe,
Forest Hill, W. Va.. "I hail a bron-
chial trouble of such a persistent
and stubborn character, that the
doctor pronounced it incurable w'illt
ordinary medicitnrs, and advised
me to try AFer's Cherry Pectoral.
1 did so, and one rattle cured me.
For the last fifteen }'ears, I have
used this preparation with good
effect whenever 1 take
A Bad Cold,
and I know of numbers of people
Who hewn- in the house all the time.
Sot Considering it hate to be w i t l-
out it."
"1 hare bora .sing Aye1's Cherry
Pectoral in my family for :()years, with
the most satisfactory results, and can
cheerfully recomw.•nd it u being espe-
cially adapted to all pulmonary com-
plaints. 1 hare. for many pore, made
pulmonary and other medi.•ines a apeeia1
sandy, and I here come to the ronclusioa
that Ayer•• Cherry Pectoral occupies* •
position pre-eminent orer other medi-
cines of the class. ('hos. ih*venport,
Dover, N. J.
Ayer's Cherry Pectoral
Prepared by I►r..t. r. Ayer & Co.. Lowell, 1145.
Prompt to act, sure to cars
HER OBJECT IS DEVINE.
As Well as a Pet Jeb The ries. kr lbewsi's
shrewd Serl.
MiN•tAt•••u•, Minn , Aug. 10 A paper
published at Forman, N. it , brings out a
romantic incident is sonnectioo with the
n ominauw by the Republican State own
votive of Mies Einem F. Hates, of Volley
City, to be State .up•rinteudent of Schools.
Mies Rates had charge of her own caorw
for the rsominatiou, and tound formidable
opponents is Hoo. Joha H. Devine end
Prof. .i. H. Holland. She wee able to side
track the latter by nuking herself solid
with the Young Men'• Repuhllcae League
She thee entered into negotiations with Mr
Devine, first demanding unconditional sur-
render. This he refused. After further
negotiation it is said he served to pull 08
the track provided she w,uld, if *Issued
State Superintendent. make him her deputy
lad marry him tato the bargain. After
some deliberation she agreed to do this pro•
riding he would stump the state for her.
This was also •greed to. As he te a
powerful speaker Mita Hetes is conceded
to have made the shrewdest political de.!
yet known. - -s -- -
Lard Aterde.e's notate.
Before the Royal 1'ommieeion on Agri-
culture, presided over by Shaw Lefevre,
Hoarse Muerhe•d, factor for Lord Aber,
des.'a estates in Aberdeenshire, in the
w orm of his •.'idence, said that the acre-
age of Lord Aberdeen's estate wee 53.000
acres, the rental being E40,000 • year.
Sine 1872 Lord Aberdeen had -pent 1200,
000 in improvements on the estate. In 1880
t21.000 was returned to the temente, owing
to the disastrous seesos of 1879 ; in 1886
C5,068 was returned • and in 1892 12,039
In 1886 • re -valuation was ofered to every
tenant, and to those who accepted it • re-
daction of about 22 per Dent, but nothing
like all the teaants asked for • revision.
The mew rents under the revision were to
stood for 8.e veers. in 1890 these rents
were raised 11 per out. All the tenants
were moiler lease. He gave details of the
number of years' rent at 18.. an acre, which
it took to quip holdings of different sir ss,
✓ ooting from 1120 for holdings of five acres
to £2,300 for holdings of S00 scree. He
bed at least 100 applications for farms lyieg
u his office today. The form* which came
to be let were generally let for Ito than
some applicants were willing to give. Judg
Mg from the regularity with which rents
were paid, be bad no remora to suppose that
the agricultural depression was felt is Abr-
de•ssbire. His opinion was that the de-
seoasiw soirees (morally was due to the
°entreaties of the currency and the some
gweat.ppreciatiw of gold. The only teta-
.d, be could suggest was as *Adidas to
the .np.ply of g.id. 9ssatlsh Americas
Journal.
Wily be re* esus ewer.
The dainty bit of • mercer girl in • be-
wildering fluff of gown was twittering
sweetly to the rural youth, and M
was so tiokled he wouldn't sit still. She
bad only been in the country two days and
had met him that morning.
, Is is •lway, so warm se the in the
county►'" she isgairsd.
Yee don't thank this is worm, do Sete"
M•' Indeed do ; 1 think it is positively
' likely it se bas it is fine weather fer
sure."
Rbc looted at him doubtfully •ed
blushed.
' Bet i have no aorta," she said .ad be
fell of tet per"b in • paroxysm.
wets • Pow .ranter.
1k A. S Anthem, e. pier of the die-
tiwnary of sateen sad • meet industrious
and .eteedie d nen, sed to melees ia .11
his lettere • nerd whereas is printed
. What dem it master if we lees • few
mineme in • whole day'
Ammer --Timetable (_eking hay. i. •
year, 313 ; werki g boom le • day. 8).
>nw ..butes late seek day is i.. year 3
dynes 2 hoses, 8 minutest 10 mimeses re •
aye. 4 bels, 10 .butes ; 20 miasma is 13
iys sad 10 mia.tss t 30 Memel 119 d•ye,
g nesse, IA mestlm ; 60 mie•ess M 30 days,
lbw
TWO a sellas . sq art yea bee tried
eveeytbleg les year 1bonmse'sts, eitM1 yen
tree mime y11ta tNeslbsis heave
the
ef
sbtm. Mine �b.. ~- . / se
se the welsh Feb es s-AHeasle
T1111; �I(:SAI.: f:t ►I4'1:1('I1, t /NT., TII I I:CD ‘Y. AUG. 23. 004.
SOME DAY.
.'Sum. du.>.aetww ,•. T1se boar lades!
[Shea !bided lulu br(y eyel
Aud kissed the whisper'?-lipsee that said
Thee*woad. 1u ate. Aif Ilia Ile.
Then nude are Wakes : the leasee
Then sarin .104 Ufa, 1. twtr+la.. row,
1 .1111 w.*1 Ikluk that 411.4 know. beat.
Awl flat or .111 towel suraa day, ermebewl
t'nlil 1hat nue 1 still w111 lit...
That a htrs.." er la Hearrnly rare
That Iur« and radiant .,tel may set.
thougLt• uta) full... 1'y, rywhrre
1'11 hear tent .u1eu.. Ila. and .went.
J u.t •. 1 •ram b. hear it oww
111 herr the tall of fairy fart.
wools hear the wrds"Piton. day..uuel.ow'
1'the tu•utlepie.v 1 sea
TI ..lou. ie ru(• fair. eerie lace,
Awe) trough the lite are *waled. t.. net
The) .peak w1tA More (lieu tender great.
1uavlta n n..t the m).lI. .1..4.11
Hutnark 1 bow clear !LC a 41.15111 ISM
71• not the language.A farr•ell,
'Ti. trualt0O(r Moe. -www day. .wel .w:"
And .. l tow(ly firer '.45111 be.
Not lawn, hut moue unto: after Int.
Is finished and eternity
Itaw nma
. on thermal. w 1.41 and strife
. •f `iter .e ended. thou .ones rest
?Wei aw or do pot Arcate of woo ;
And then .ill ..war to ne ,ht twat
l if all. n., ... . •..nm.• da), no irb,w'
'MANI)YJANEPENSTOCK
One time when 1 war u1. in Pennsyl
vania domlt.•k belt I was going from
ovenuan'e Hook to the Barley Run
Cross Forks whet' I heard some one
whistle off to one side of the road.
Looking in that direction I saw a man
peering cant.ously from behind a big
hsniluck tree. He motioned fur me to
stop, attic I did.
"`fay, ' said the man in a suppressed
vote*, "kin ye see fur behind ye, down
the r...l!'
The road was straight behind we for
a mile, and 1 could see that far, 1 told
the man.
"As uigh as ye kin make out, the'
hasn't nothin' that looks like a tall wo
than in revs calliker dress in a green sun,
iruunet nowhere• betwixt you an as fur
as ye kin see, is the'" asked the mac.
"Ne," said 1, there isn't."
"Ye hasn't color blind, be
I wasn't.
"Tarn a woman in a red cal
an' a green snn bonnet wouldn't be 11
able to look to you like one in a ye
eines and a blue snit bonnet, we
shr'..
She wonl.ln't.
"Thu hasn't no raisin' t, dust no-
w•ineree that looks as if it most be riz
by a woman in a red callikrr dress an'
• grruu son bonnet Cowin' this way
p eeity fast, is the`
The roil was entirely free from any
thing of that sort
l e hltui t uoway's nigh sighted. be
ye"•.
quite the contrary.
"Then if t1u was a raisin u' dust
retch as that, not more'u a hundred
cards down the road, ee wouldn't he li
able to take it fer a haystack a mile
away. would t'e''
Entirely ant of the question
The coon came out from leehind the
tree. and .with a big sign of reltef sat
duw•n on a stump
"'Came. ye see I w a !eetle anxious."
be Mel. "fer, if y'e'd seen a w,'u)an with
a red callikrr dress and a green sunbein
tint comm,' or a raisin' o' dust that bolt
ed as if it mowt to nz by a woman with
a real callikrr dr.•. and a green suub..n
net theed a heti Manly .lade Penstock.
an I'd aha.( to take to the w,so.ls
What's the 'natter with Mandy
Jane'" I asked.
The man moped his farce with his
sleeve alt.( fanned himself with his hat
and said
'Did ye ever have a hanks -rite
fer a girl that didn't seem to krer G,
hanker for ver'
I didn't know that 1 ever had.
'-Jai keep ser eye "It the roan 1'.1,
said the man, "an if y e rtes any of them
signs o' 'Mandy Jane jis whistle, will
Ye!
..
i said I would.
"Then 111 tell ye anmpin'. It ever
ye take a shine t, a gal an she won't
hanker. take a hoot owl's gizzart. dry it.
an' grind it inter a powder. Then, nn
beknowust to the gal. Sit some of it in
her lemonade or sampin' 'fore she drinks
it. an' ye've jest as good as made tour
shillin fur the *quire. for she can't never
say 'No' agin when ye sat her if she'll
be yourn. The' hasn't no red an green
loumin' otp Sit twizt you an' the horizon,
nor no shake' ie dust that most have
red an' green inside of it. M tha'"
"Not ret.'.
"If ye'd ever know'd Sallie Maaggompp
ere. over to the Hook, ye'd • hankered,
I'll bet ye. I took to hankerin' fer
Sallie more n a year ago, but the didn't
seem to be no mese. Sallie's jest turning
twenty now. and mebbe she hasn't a
caption ter pootin..ce Pictur's hairs t
nowhere* 'longaide o' her. But some
how she fit shy o me. So one day I says
to myself 'All right. my lady' If it's
got to be left to the hoot owls.' 1 says.
'hoot owl. itil be; an' I went a gunnin'
ter hoot owls But hoot owls hain't so
darn thick in these here woods, an' I
gunned. an'I gunned ter polity nigh a
Tear for. i draw'd head on one, an' you
bet 1 was more'n tickled Sthen i tumbled
him ofen his rout'
lisle that kin hanker an' won't
hanker mast be male to hanker" I says,
an 1 hang the boot owl's gizzard up to
"One o' these days, when I hear that
'Mandy Jane Penstock has pawed over
Jurdain. I'm goin' hack to the Hook an'
jest as like ss not thntnp the life outer
Sam Brame_ :tam an' me worked on
the same loggin' job. an' after I bagged
She owl i says to him one day
" $am.' i says. 'me an' you won't
hent in together .tach longer 1 says
•How's that! says Rim.
'I'm 'rotator marry Halite Magom
pets next week,' I says.
11Jo'' says Han, Rallies give in. has
* her
'Not Sit,' I says, 'bot she's vie' ter.
I've powdered a hoot owl's Kinard.' i
says. JM shoot yer eye down the road
Agin. (1• If this anything woman'
of it np that a 'nowt ut ye in mind o' the
Inblin' I've giv ye o 'Mandy Jane, dm
me the wink an' 111scoot.'
The road was still clear.
item looked s'prtsed a little whom 1
t+ld him Tont havin' the owls gizzard
love powder, an' poot7 soca he says
Wall' Ifs says, 'Pm men' ter take
Sallie to the picnic to morrow, an' I
repose that'll be the last time 1 kin gai-
bavanytaher anywbefes, 'Code.' to that,'
~' ~'That's what it wtlll, Rummy t• i
ileyll
" 'Mandy Jane Penetook mowt a ben
• stunner when she was • gal, ter all 1
kaon, (tat 1 debt ries renomesabur whin
that was. Shell kat to Mink Reek •
red wave ft she recometnbars R barr,if
Set. Wavle' out bung so' MOW ea' $
pooch It 545 Jena e'S cat
sane► ata ttoWedsya Ms9 osH-
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she's ',inlet du ab rattler do it ex
tkiuuggss ll rumble.
• * au Brame he took Sallie to the
'picnic an' I was there with wy hoot
owl *gizzard all ready. [tante klttened
conoid able to :lam, an' it made me
squirts to wen her, I tell ye. but 1 says to
utycelt: 'All right. my lady'' l Nays.
'But wait till the hoot owl sings to e'
1 says. Bi'neby I says to Sam anSal-
:
"(buts over an' 111 treat ye,' !says.
'('tone gitysone lemonade,' t says.
"Au' they coeur aloug. an' 1 bon*ght
the lemutuule. an' when Hallie wart
lookin l tumbled the owl's gizzard love
powder inter her glaea
..1)h' she says. 'Yonder'• 'Mandy
Jane Penstock'' she says* ''Mandy
tenet have a treat, too' elm says.
•'! o she calls 'Mandy Jane over. an 1
orders a glass ter her. Now ere what
Sallie done. She hands the glass that
bad the owl's gizzartl in it over to
'Mandy Jane hermit, an' 'fore 1 could
stop her. 'Mandy Jane hal gulped it
down. love powder an' all' You're stmt
ye Bain t color blind. ('apt'
"Positive."
'.Nor nigh righted'"
Not • bit."
'-Ye don't see no more colors on the
la/escape, yet. than ved namely 'spelt
orto be there, do ye'''
"An' the dust haio't actin' in a way
that 'nowt fool ye into thinkitn' it was
enlya hurricane a cumin''" •
"It'll go hard with Sam Brazee if It
ever Sita suite ter me to go 1.. c : to the
Hook ag'in' Soon as 1 see 'Moiety Jane
gulp that lemonade an' owl's gizzard 1
'rive one cutd shake an' started fer
home to pack lny trunk. This was only
yicterelay. When 1 came cot ag'in there
was 'Mandy Jane.
"Asa.' says she 'arter all these years,'
says she. 'an' to think that yon'nn to be
the utto.- says she. '111 be ready to
uuxr.w.' says she, 'tet' tar an') m'lI go
to the wpnires. Tu -morrow at half past
nine' ways she.
Say, Cap' 1 tumbled beak in the
house an' dammed the dooe an' went
upstairs an. hid under the bed. Earl
thin *14ruin I crawled out an' snuck
outer the house an jilt laid 'n Welt out
an dug fer liberty. As 1 raised the hill
I turned ani' tasked back. Therreg was
'Mandy .lane comin- ou fns trail like the
wou.lr afire' She's cotgtn' vit' She's
only stopped ter wind. Has she hove in
sight Site'
-'Not yet."
Theu I.11 tape to the woods an'
mebbe won't see no t'backer for a
month, Cap, unless you guuumo that
plug o' your 'n. and when 'Mandy Jane
ketches up with ye if yell only list tell
her---"
But 1 hadn't time to wail to hear
what 1 was to tell 'Mandy Jane and
drove on toward Barley Run Crum
Forks. --N. Y. Stn.
MARRIAGE IN THE STATES.
To Let Married Ther. le Not so easy as
11 Luka.
To get >t.arried seems an east thing to
the v, inter man whole fancy lightly turns
to thoughts of lure. But when it comes
to the actual ceremony there are a thou-
sand and one terrors which surroond
and threaten to overcome him. Mar
riage in sone states is easy. in others it
is as difficult as obtaiwug a divorce.
A wellknown Philadelphian was about
to be married to a beautifuloung wo-
man who lived in the state of Delaware.
He had no Idea that the marriage laws
of that state were of an appmllmg na-
ture. He hap secured his license and
thought that was all that was netes-
sary-
--Have you filed your 'bond yet;" raid
someone to him the day before the wed
ding.
hat'!“ gasped he
'Your bond.' repeated the questioner.
"Yon know every man who is married
in thin state has to file a bond for the
protection of the state."
The bridegroom was rather dubious.
but was finally persuade) that this watt
a fact.
"111 Peet a lawyer about it in the morn
i ." said he. So he went to a friend
who was a legal light and said
"See here. They tell me I have to
give a bond to the state when I get mar-
ried. "
"('ertainly Haven't you 'hone sarin
a surprised way- -
u, 1 never heart of such a dints
before. What kind of bond is it''�
• !oh. any real estate will do "
• i haven't any real estate." '
The lawyer linked at him a moment.
Then he solemnly said
• Haven't you any friend* who own
property?"
-None that 1 rare to ask to hind it up
that way i can't ask my bride's rola
fives. yon know.'
His friend looked at him pitvingly
"Yon can't postpone the welding, can
your
"What'" fairly shrlekel the unfor•
tunate
"Of manse not. of course not, said
the legal light. soothingly. But the
poor bridegroom hooked stricken.
"I'11 tell yon what I'll do, old man.
1'11 tend to the matter for you. Don't
eyeyourself arty more niecern about
y
The yonng man about -to be marred
then grasped hie hand Ho could not
speak for a moment. and then he ppooarea:
forth his thanks. He picked up hie hat
in a relieve.( sort of way and walked to
the door Then he turned.
"By the way. i forgot to ask you how
large is the amount of the bond re-
gained t"
"Fifty cents," said the lawyer.—New
York Recorder.
POL[fLcS IN BIIIThIN'
The Breath lletwers the Premier and
Kir William Harcourt.
MR GLADSTONE MAY RETURN
'eke liner...ment I. the Yeah► at tke
Veteran Leader Owes [flee t. the
Netted Tkat Me Will *e•ame
the Leadership - seleted
Trawl. SILL
Loewe, Aug. 110. —Although Parlia-
ment will not rtes foe • week all Interest
in its rruce.dings is dying out. The port•
debates are ended and only the annul
supplies o•oeseary for the expenses of the
administrative are left to b. voted.
Sir Venetia* Misreport, Cbanoe lur of the
Exchequer and leader of the Holies of
(`ommuu•will start tie -morrow for a long
tour of the ooutiuent It is doubtful
whether he over egelu w111 appear et the
head of the Liberal commtsekouera When
Parliament shall reassemble in the middle
of January another will probably be found
in his place, fur the breach between him
and I..,rd R.wbary is known to have
widened rapidly in the last few weeks
! hey had been at odds for years before
the last (iladetone cabinet was formed
and before 11r. teladstuns s retirement had
come to dislike each other rancuurouely.
The insecurity of the Government tm-
tuediasely alar Mr. Glwlatutias withdraw
al forced them to patch up • tram and
speak fiatteriegly of each other in public.
A. soon as they telt the ministry firm in
the saddle, however, they dropped all
esper8uone eoutte.y and now neither ow
ever alludes to the other nue in public.
The Radicals have complained frequently
in the Cumulous that Sir WILL Harcourt
hos not given sufficient time for the dte-
enesu,n of their let schemes To thew
complaints the invariable relay bee been:
' It you are not pleased with me yon can
&wily »move me."
Mr. Gladenme has referred la private
letters reoently to the improvement of hu
general health, his eyesight and his bear-
ing and has spoken as if be might soon
resume patine speaking. These utter
a'.cee have encouraged the belief in *omit
quitters that the old tuan might return to
parliament and rosette his party from the
predicament. 'Ibis is unlikely, yet should
6egive more definite signs of bus willing -
nem to return he would be received by the
Liberals with open arms When the
evicted tenants 1011 shell reappear in par-
liauent next session it will have been
greatly broadened so an to include most of
ebe recommendations made by the Irish
lend committee. If the Howse of Lords
throw it out again Lord R.sebery will
dissolve parliament at once and appeal to
the country to settle the whole question et
the upper house's existence.
The governmeut has ' promised that the
evicted tenants bill shall run its course
concurrently with the Webb• disestablish-
ment bill. Thi* promise does not satisfy
wale of tn. Within members and they are
out once mon with threats of dire veer.
Imre in cans the Ministers do not come op
tours promptly to the Welsh deman,la
Hand Lloyd George, that belligerent Welsh
Nattuualbt, who sits (01 C'arn•rvon due
trict, thinks that' the liovernment will
agate break faith eats hie cuuntrymeu,
end that • general election must be held
Were the church in Wales can be du -
established. The iioyernmeuts uncertain
attitude toward the Trish, and 'Welsh-
men's suspicious attitude toward the tim-
erumeut form one ,of the most serious
probl.u.s to be fowl by the Liberal party
at the opening at the next seesi..n, A Ow-
ernmenI defeat may 1.e the Mane of the
situation situ tit any day after the buskins
of the session begins
SUICIDE IN GRAVENHURST.
Where Plaespples O.
Even the dispense» of drinks behind
dreg store hers are iodised to take ed.
vantage M the strike scare to raise prices'
on their soft and other drinks A young
woman called for a pineal,Dle s.itwh
the other day. and when *he had tasted,
sipped and devoured it, was charged tea
cents by the young men with barbs who
manipulated the faucet. She rayed •
mildly reproving eye to him, whale be
glibly remarked 'Yon knew sines the
strike all the pineapples grown near
Chicago are bring held flack. Ws are
ben/illy Snaking the mimes at a loss."
libe inquired if be had ever takes a
elementary course in geography --Buf-
fab Repress -
Tenet Sloes is red Rwrepe.
Europe a roiled by wasps
rising in prime; `endr-Pe e ■ s�
•t the height Lordxd Bombay
of life; Reaper* William
M (tic gist.f*rbe�t is sheet 110; 11m
(M ebemk Modelle Salaam 1• With
geese of Meese 4 is 14: the [ d
OpethQom These*Me-
/gag d Ase( are eN pea�jls the
♦ fer!... Hulse« [Wan Inds Ills Life
fit/ A"ItA Three Mullets 1. His lure..
1 iRAvJRatRer. (int , Aug. 20 _-William
1linardsa, formerly in business here, cote
milted mnirede by firing three bailee from
a 38 calibre revolver into hie right temple
to the brain. The desperate act was °om
witted in his own hones as the fatally were
retiring. There will be no inquest.
Minanins bad been out of business for
some time, and it is sail had fallen into
irregular Imbue. His life is said to be
insured in too companies for 152,000. He
was • member of the Masonic order and at
tate time belonged to the 1 iddf.11owa He
leaves • family of ten children, one only
son being in the bakery business.
Aladin 'p..ke at etratfera.
STRAyroan, Ont., Aug. 30.—A onion
picnic of the various Protestant socsetles
of theetty washeld in the queen's Park
on Saturday. Mayor Monteith presided
and the orators were Rev. J. C. Madi11,
president otitis C. P. A,. ler. Thomas
Ilagwood, M. 1'. P., and Mayor Emery of
London. in the coarse of his remarks
Mr. Madill took occasion to say that dur
Ing the late provincial election the (. P. A.
ban been aec.ised by the ()rite of being on
the Tory side beelines they opposed Sir
Oliver Mowat and now in view of their
declared intention of opposing Sir John
Thompson they wets charged by the
Tories os being ou the Grit ado Hut
they lead said before the election that
when they were throngh with Sir ( River they
would go after Sir John Thompson and he
wanted to *tete publicly that they intended
to do so
FAMILIAR PHRASES APPLIED.
" No, there," ss tee farmer Mid to his
Sell band
" Sy, by." ss the Werth said to the Wale
moor.
•' Take • Moir," ae the dentist said to bm
" Pardee set," as the eriiniml said to the
0eve rsor.
" You're • corker," es tee brewer said to
taw battler.
•' Drop is tame time," as the slot msobme
said tie tee sickle.
" Alter you," u the policeman said to the
meek .hi.(
" ('•+..e •rouad neat week," as Thured•y
said to the day before.
" You mak• no tired," as the hired girl
said to the Morley wuhu.g.
•' Step tbu way please," as the dancisg
master reed to his cps..
" Its all up with you," se the sidewalk
elemor Mui le Ibe roof cl
" l' •II vain,' as .he poker player said to
the other poker player.
•' Get on to it," ss the bicycle teacher
said to the Off eoos scholar.
IS.rs,.d [yews by Tramps.
(io•A',gt:t, Ail* 91).—un Satnrday the
ata» sheds belonging to the Rathbun ('om-
psny and routents were totally dsetroyed
by fire. The shed was situated .lose to
the alinement, junction of the O T. R.
Tb. eanee of the fire is unknown, but it
suspect..( to have been started by tramps,
r the bulldiug wse supported on poets,
and • quantity of bay aroncd it afforded •
movement retying place for snob se are
driven by necessity to seek shelter. Poor
tboound tons of hay aloes we» stored in
the shed, helng to W. H. Britton &
Co , hay deet 1t wee insered for
$3,000.
eelet.e be Mwatrsal Mrb.r.
Motnewat, hue. to —Yesterday to ma
known young man, e1ge8 abet 96 yea»,
deliberately committed wields by Jumping
pard ale rive at the long wharf He re
wed his seat whieb was enbequsntly
lead ea the wharf by the harbor pnlfes.
ill Y stated rim young lase refused all
!bait tie assbtewee whoa madame him.
Ma lab has sr lei by t e sow s.1. « as
yet ban heed it w
stttugta MiIl aura.L
',seams&. (tat, AWS. IIS.—ib. MI.
Row' x111 owed b Wa Dan**,
rift. roes .retm resin bete .�.
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SMM 111.11114 Is..
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When • Was Weald marry.
New Yoe! R..order - --
la New York you rant always te1L
In K&s... they My • young fellow is
sweet os • girl when be helps Iter to pea the
Pies
1• Lever Canada the ardent habitus[
beg@ a wooden shoo from his sweetheart to
keep his taba000 in.
la Texas that &tis.ntsnladedsees whi.b de
notes love is attributed to • yeas, man who
forgets his revolver whets heves *0 a dun
If • Kentucky maiden steals the little
silk bow from the lining of • Sana nisei
hat and wean it in her shoe, she expects
him to propose within • moth.
la Maios the *ens are favorable when •
young man asks the livery stable keeper for
• steady horse that will jog along with the
lines thrown Meat ,Ms erkie
My Net were so badly eurellas that I
could not wear my shoes 1 I'ow 4 )4
and to my •stooi.hmeot it /STS enfant re-
pot, lad two bottles completely cored me
Mas. W. r, j1.•KAyha,
Herwick. (tes
Icy
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h; ! )aur
!I elf
1110.11'' • 11, ,• not lhrw'4'II
tl$at11rt4I 111 Ill 1 1'olot'1'It
iv tax ern grittt'('t'S. MihI
.viritht, 1II'111 It nO41 tel IIIrIIrII-
• ,-II IIu..Iit*'; a{li)(tifl Plug ( ut
I111• most fa'titlitin3.
J. d PAC Tame est. mond. V
sad
Mesas MAile .. Hiwbws)s.
There are sew WOO than 8,000 siesta ea-
eioea used for transport service on highways
t. Greet Britaie. Tbs fact was stated b
L out (;oL Templar,th
at e Royal United
Stories Inetitstios, some (ley. ago, u •
teetore • leoeating the see of steam traa.s
'port for Briny purposes He said that ex-
Ianove ezperim.nhad shown that • nein
te of w•gt•as ass, on the beet roads, make
but fifteen to twenty mdse • day, while a
traction engine can transport ib..ane train
sixty to oevwly males • day, and at less
coot Horan sower or later give list, but
the ~toe Ms keep right es, day apes day,
under all etrcuustssoes. The 8,000 segues
mestloned are, of so 115., seed for • greet
verist, of wetly, msioly.bootfarms, besides
simple transport There are 22,000 mules of
turnpike road is 4:reat Britain.
ATURE YIELDS ANOTHER
SECRET !
It has often been contented by
physiologist, and men of seienee gen-
erally, that nervous energy or nerv-
ous impulses which pass &Ionil the
nerve antes, were only other names
for eleotraity. This seemingly plan
ible statement was steepled for &
time, but has been completely aban-
doned sines it has been proved that
the nerves are not good eonduolors of
electricity, and that W. velocity of •
nervous impulse is but 100 feet per
second --which is very math slower
than that of eleetrioily. It is now
generally agreed that nervous energy,
or what we are pleased to ea serve
fluid, is a wondrous, a mysterious
forte, in which dwells lib Wolf.
1 very eminent speaalilt, who
has studied profoundly the workings
of the nervous system for the last
twaty-ave years, has latelydemos-
Pirated that two-thirds of &11 our
ailments and ehroaie diseases are
dee 10 deranged nerve sentnu within
or at the base of the brain.
U1 know that an japery to the
spinal Word will cuss paralysis to the
body below 111e injured point. The
maim for this ie that M. nerve
levee is presented by the Wiwi frees
meshing the vitalisedpaellas.
Amis. whoa had is Mikes ht' Ih.
stomach. it somas in waled AL
numberless nerve fibres in the walla
of this organ. which at saes said is
nervous impalas 4*�A5�10h�e��n�er,, metres
wbleb mistral the st.usacm, notifying
thea of the presser* of food; where-
upon the nerve 'entree send down
supply of nerve fore, or nerve fluid.
to at scree begin the operation el
digestion. But let the nerve mitres
wiieh °antral the stomach be de-
ranged and they will not be able te
respond with a au/Bruen% supply of
nerve totes, M proper! digest the
food. and, am a result. indigestion end
dysperia make their appearance.
8o it is with the other organs of the
body, if the nerve tentree which reel•
trot thea and supply them with
siert' isms became damaged, they
are also deranged.
The wonderful swam d the
remedy known as lh. Great 8atb
£aeries. Nervi„ Tais is duo Is
We feet that i1 is prepared by en' d
Ib moot etdasas physicians and
specialists of Ilse ifs, Had is based
on the foregoing soiestillo discovery.
It posmossis marvellous powers for
10. ours el Nermasssi s, Nervosa
Pnstrsties, Readmits. tflespissssesse
Reader i -s, Bt VitNs Dane', Mes-
W Despadaoy, Hysteria. Heart
Dieser. $..i sen of Fasts,
Hot tlashaq Sisk Beedmi n. U ks
elm an .bsslate erode/ int ell
elemseh iresblfe.
The Signal
wee MOPS mils weird musses M its
Je►Pel iia• Ws. whisk •amasapeal ealsDs ib. lists[ fee the
ptomN
•adproper ezeseties et all Maw el
prist ♦ Fennel el this aaammas-
meat sea ..gess something les ..y
he in seed of. and in seek sten we soh
tit your
wife an with
that our to pies. wul mens with
the approval of our pateasr
-Mote t%taats
This woeful size M kept in tie 1011
range of .tualities same a. letter
heads. Vr. hide
J.g8_ WILSON',
Wbolak atgd amen br
tors. -r m 3 Mt 4 " �Oftei4p i117 ,
8abso i "Thi 8 a�1"—S & you.
%AWL r i itaats
In this line we have a very large
stock of fine writing papers suit
able for every claw of business
represented in this locality, coin
prising laid and wove, linens,
quadrille and other papers, reeled
or unruled, as may be required.
idemo. iktaats
are not so generally used, they till
an important place in commercial
correspondence_ epee w hat we e
got under the above heads.
ASA% eaats
I( the " pay-as-you-go " plan was
the order of the day the demand
for account paper would not be
so great ; but there are some men
who get so many dunner that
they wonder if the stock will ever
run out. We don't intend it to,
and at present our stock is com
plete in this line with four sizes.
Good paper and neat ruling.
ttaXtmettAS
Both single and double dollars
and centa columns. They come
cheaper than bill heads, and are
the proper thing to send after •
delinquent once • mouth. They
are sure to fetch him 'round—
sometime.
E Ant\ore s
Now, it would be hard to get
along without envelop�es,, an.i to
keep up with the demand for
them we keep • large stock on
hand. Wei have now about a
hundred thousand in stock, and
the prices will range fn.n 75e to
12.00 per M. We handle cote
mercial and legal sizes exclusiyels
Commere..a\ 4T%nnng,
has already been partially enum
crated in some of the heads above.
There is, however, • rout amoun
of work under this head that to
enumerate would more than take
up the entire space occupied by
this adv't, but we do it all at Tax
SIGNAL -
to an "At Home" or a wedding
require considerable taste in selec
tion sometimes, but we make it
an easy matter by keeping in
stock the very latest and beet
samples to be had. Call and res.
' !Yogram%
of entertainments and meetings
promptly turned out, from the
plain but neat to the most elegant
with cord and pencil attached.
Cxreu\ars
We aim to excel in all the lifer,
ant kinds of work we tarn out,
but especially in this, and keep
in stock plain and fancy papers
suitable for all requirements.
c°Matt ane TvAtets
This head covers a large range of
work, from a bread or milk ticket
to • neat calling card, from en or-
dinary admission ticket to • tasty
business card or a handsomely
printed membership ticket.
4 ostte
Our facilities for turning out thie
class of work are evidenced by the
fact that the great balk of it
done by us. This line also in-
cludes
Dodters
which our three fast -running 01
presssa are ablw to turn out in •
surprisingly short Hasse
e a\t IN\\\s
belong to the poster department
also, and we maks a specialty of
them ---promptness being our sin
in this respset. A notice of sale
will appear in Tan toWAL teen of
chats when bills for same eve got
here.
#\\ ' has 4 W ovv.
in the typographical printing line
can its kn this estaMishmant
in an .Tpeditiosa and artistictanner and
Otter 4 ruts ‘1‘AX be. Sov►n&
*we% reasow4b\t.
We extend ear (tbeeks iter past fav-
ors and .Beit . Bureau of lbs
NUM
femo istw
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