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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1894-8-2, Page 21 • TES SIGNAL : GODIRRICH, 011'., THURSDAY, AUG. 2, 1894. Attention In Mies to any irregularity of UM FIgesaM. Lam, or Vowels may prevent serious coast -go e n c ea. indigestion. coativenitss. headache` Hoo- ses, bilious- ness, and ver- t i g o indicate certain NAO. tIonal derange- ments, the bast remedy for Which is Ay.r'. Pills. Portly Vege- table, sugar-coated, easy to take and quick to assimilate, this is the ideal family medicine—the most popular. sal,, and maul aperient in phar- macy. Mrs. M. A. Buot:awELt.. Harris, Tenn., says: ',tyer•. Cathartic Pula cured me of sick headache and my husband of neuralgia Wa thluk there 1s No Setter Medicine, and have lmduced many to use 1t. 'Thirty -tee years ago thts Spring. I was run down by baud work and a stiecr.slon 01 Bolds, which made me so feeble that it was an effort for Ise to walk. I consulted the doctors, but kept sinking lower until I had grew up all hope of ever being better. Happening to be 1n a store, our day. whero medicines were sold. the proprietor Iwtleol my weak and sickly appearau,w. and, alt"r a few questions as to my health, rec.,m- Oended me to try Aywr. Pills. I had little faith in these or any other medicine. but concluded, at last, to take his advice awl try a box. Before I had used them all. 1 was very much better, and two boxes cured me. I am now lee years old; but I holier° that 11 It had not been for Ayer's !Int.! Pouts have been Io my grave long ago. I 6 boxes every year. which make .10 boxes up to this time, and I w told no more be with- out them than without bread.'. —II. H, Ingraham. Rockland. tie. AYER'S PILLS Prepared by Dr. .1. C. Ayer *co.. t.owen. More Every Dose Effective BIG WiFE : LITTLE \I.AY. He Promised to Love Her. B eing leer nw'baad. Mee 1b..gbl ib, sad ane B1gkI to neat Mho Wbeeeeer Mlle a bp* - not Me roller Interfered. M breath. The Utas Nese yeast The .'boson. steed ready ,s �tist bi.. By dogma tb. W woataa Wawa dews, sad the eke desoaoisd s "If I let yea go, will you moult moos the way home ' ' No, dare" said to Utae man, meekly. " Will you ever soma tee •gats If., deer." "Will you Wee who!' •` V.. dear " " Will you always love wt.'" .. 1'IS, dom." " Win you *vet love anybody odes " No, gear " •• Win you slws)s be kiwi to me •' les, dear." " Will you ever speak cross to tn.' "• No, dear." " And you woa't go away and leave me!" " No, ds•r." " Aadyou'll sever drink another Irop'' "No, deer." These are some of the questions and an- iwete that the polos who were the e a a remember. They are only mplew While the quesuo•tmg was going 00. ex Filmset Commissioner Emtl 11.1,, of New ,IerSev. who u • cottager at the beach, came in. Her koew the couple. He said they were respectable people, and went to work to re cowed* them. He ,uo.eedd w well that they started for New 1 ork oo the last ►rue. •• If you an afraid of her, ' cud Captain Allen to the little man before they lett, "1'11 send owe of my mow up with you.- The ou.'The little man lust looked at ham I'erkaps if the little man had aoaepted the offer he would have beau happier on the way up. for as moon as theywere b n theiag tratn ram the big brunette began P again, The little man stool it and lust looked at her until Woodlaw0 Juneuonwas reached. 'Phew he leaped up rod made tor the door The Rockaway branch crosses "der the Brooklyn branch of the I.00g Is land Railroad at the jb uit tion. The little tthe pa.sengoe mac wanted to jump. wouldn't let him, and attar • while they t0 duced him to take ha seat by the big won man sgum. The ,Duple crowned the ferry and were loot to the big crowd in New York New Yoe* Be. Week e0ltkrslls *see. Two men employed by the city govern - meat, says an exchange, were conversing lately about their work. •• How m"ch can you do In • day:" asked One. •• When I came to this place last Fall, he replied, with • smile at the r.eollectioo, " 1 was .suite 'fresh,' and I worked .with -a l my might. 1 dad • big day's work seers tame," and be specified the amount'. " But I have learned better since then. I do shoot • third of what 1 did at first," and he seemed to feel quite proud of his lnereas ed worldly madam. When 1 am paid for a day's work 1 do it,' said the other. " Everybody knows your practice,. and it will make you unpopular with the rest if you persist an benne so exact to the minute in the morning, and in worktng your full tune or over at night." ,. 1 am (sillier to take the risk," aid his friend, decidedly. "It will be the first time I ever saw It work to • n1.n's disadvantage to do his duty honestly and faithfully." "There is no use in being so particular, said another an the mune line of work. "when you get your money just the sane, whether you work or not." It might look so ms the surface, but even on the low ground of expediency, faithful - nets eras beet. Troublesome investigating cawintltteea hive a fashion a of comae around at times and making • good deal of disturbswx where they are honestly conducted. it no not the really useful workers who are real • ly weeded out. It ie the nature, too, of all dashogset proceeding to multiply themselves and sometimes losing his place is the least of the sells that befalls such • workmen. In these days, when even perjury seam two commne, • young man cannot pay too great y410810 have hie character rooted and rrounied in truth. Nothing short of this will save him from a thousand ppitfall& •• Keine toned out,' is • small coosideration compared with being dishonest . and being dishonest in the matter of time is the same an principle as being too free with an em• pinysr's money. The responsibility is not the least lessened when that employers the government of the t'0ite.d Suites. The fist year ot • boy's buuoesa life often decides mush with regard to his fu- ture course. When the Duke of Welling• ton stood in his later years overlooking the playground of his boyish school days and observed the skill sad science and ender •ace of the lads, busy with their athletic games. he said with warms interest and sym- pathy : " It was here that Waterloo was Moo "' Many • youth has won or loot has Waterloo in just such unconsciousmomewa. That eras • saw day for Napoleon.but not in the least more disastrous than for one to Imo the battle of life. Their peters Assured. Family Frieed Pardon me for speaking plaint , but how can you hope to su meed soc,ally is New York • 1 ou say your fam- ily is of obscure origin and only moderately wealthy. Miss Parr Van New (oosadentlyl --But, have you forgotten that pa has had appeo• daeitie, and sea has a set of. ism cream forks from Bigamy's" glias hingland'e casino. of i.ockaway Each vas gathering tt• evening crowd. The Zulu warriors were dancing • Zulu dance on the front steps, Tom 'thumb, the polacemso. was strutting arouwd them ad miringly, and the husky-vosced crier was aasounc.og shat to the next act the Zulus would walk barefooted on • red-hot griddle, when from the inside of the casino cams the weeds ot strife. The trouble was just •boat the cdntre of the building, where at • small ntan and a very big woman. The woman was • brunette wtth very black eves that lrapp-it, and muscles that were apparently capable of soapptay anything she cared to. tine was handmciely dressed, and wore damonds an 'profusion. She had Dome into the costa° only • little while be- fore with the very little man, who wore • gray suit and d,amond duds. He had been drinking The moment the couple entered the place they engaged in what eau apparently a very interesting and at tones exciting con- voration. Ae the things recited an the be tzlog were going on, th. woman drew bacher arm and sma eked the man along side the head with her open hand. The smack ser heard inside and outside of the budding. Those who at near the couple jumpeJ up. The door manager of the place oame running over, and putting hie hand o0 the woman's shoulder, said "Madam, madam, we (marmot allow that." " Unhand me, villain," said the brunette, an dramatic tones. " He is my husband. Have 1 not the right to bat him " I'.p perhaps. assented the manager, " but not hero The little man all this while last stared at his assailant, and he looked relieved when he heard the manager's dominos. The brunette subsided The manager turned and walked just half the length of theplaos and then he turned again. He was Jost in time to see the bis brunette tike the little man by the oollar, twist his head over to one side, so .he could get a fair show. and -then pooch him in the neck She drew bock every time the length of her arm, and she banged him with all her force She banged him and eh* banged him. She took a fresh twit en his collar and hanged him again, and all the time the little moo just screwed his eyes around and looked •1 her. He did- n't say • word, and his arms hung luny at his .id.. The big brunette kept right on bangle` him until the floor manager rsacbed the table sed he forced his way between them. Then the hig brunette .sseobed : •• oh, the whelp ' 00, the rar'tniat ' Oh (►h "' Policeman Hall sad Burns and foot Thumb came rushing in. " Oh ' Oh ' (M •" shrieked the brunettes " Stop shouted Tom Thumb. " Ob ' Oh ' Oh ' ehriekd the brunette. The tete big pohiossaan laid bold of her and Tom Tbnmb took the very little meas. The etation•honee is a b'oek away. The keeette fought and sets earned, and the little ✓ n Jost looked et her. RT tbe time the MOM= was resod every loins being in Heekawsy Beach was In the preosseies that pir.wed the poli.sams sed this, prisoner. The .'mart the party got in the statins to breams. leaped at the little man se if ee would tear him limb from limb. But for phoneme tended with her aadheld her, and the little man jest Inked at her. Cep'. Allan ordered that they be pet in e@pere a ewes' 1� ilgsbrunettete setie- u•d .etiemksg. peY the little seas. He would only shake his bead. Al i.tervoi. of 10 erieetea l7yf, Aller led tie HMIs w to the deer .f fib. MOM where to �fe.rste ems held. Her Mask .yes meta whom .b* saw him, and she weeld scream ' Take hies away t Tale it sway By end by se mid "Dries _ to ma." era a t was tweesi t. her. 11.n dm lit sen et him with • togas -Leers that made to *APT b.pAag driver. " Tee e1N.is,' i• said. " Tee Seems ter •sma Tee M doses bates errors tea A ins mese a tet your elle he r - " FOLLOW Mg otos." There was no was like Yat, '1)51. et Foot, Nur an) .d the time. I knew: A•' ieeemtae It was we. w►y. u' coarse •e went an' died, Which <" pow what the bast sten du. so II's knock oat year pier. aa' Inflow Ma! Ani k'. aaW. up ear Wipe. an• follow see ' 1)y, .rk to the drum �� 1 rolk'w me me 'Is tears d.•• tooth. t1•• '•n1. day beat Alm paws the de Might IIarswaab, Au' she wore; tate 'er (wed 'rause o' wilds' i for 'le reeds, would do. With 1 t. Just what • net.. '15 girl .br pees+ with a In.mhardler ! ,i�f n L le t .niers 11, e " girl a.,nl,l d.,. Wm, h is Juni what sg 11.11., . 111 to .\..' IJ.. 1 us err u1' 11 • bun �h, for .hob cut t - 1 ler i.i.,k 1. 1 We fought 'lawn •clod la.t week 11 were Ne Imre than a rowel or twin, But t stirs. k leaw,- rrI'hard. an I wish 1 'adn't now, Whi.1. Is just what a .run can't do. 'E was oil that I'ad 1n the way of • Mend. An' Tye 'add to and .4new; for to art the But I'dI1 d(lar ,p an' :Arlie WWI. k t. It'. Just boo late 1. do. 1, 11 ' 1 ire k vitt 1 our Innen An. 1011.'" Ii,.'. .111.'11's Aguish .dfy.err .w fpr• Au' f•dt.,w use Vh. 'ark 1.. t tae fifes a raw lin' Folio• nue -follow ear Take 'nu awe) • 'E'r. dour where 11ea br.t men go. Take 'tut aw AY . Au• the gun -wheels turnln' ow Take sl'tn. a.we) ' Tbrrr's more from ID. Ila.e Take Y*Y, with the limber an' the dram. For 1t's-Three rounds blank" an' follow Ire: .11 ' ta'. -Thirteen rank" an' follow aua Oh, u•• 11*. love- 0' 1.1 ~11. 14011,.w or =Satins we '"sur - Rodsanl Kipling. to the Pall )dell Madaxius. THE OLD BEAU'S STORY. Dodd *ever marry a teas who lied fie blood d another ea W bands and ca Ne and. " be passed end mewed to dream andiregaled end did not break fie silence.)ltimes deer," be I base menagain p aptly. 'lee one nos the stars attay off in tits unrissobablalob hie band heavens. But my-. -- - —her rawest*. even . nut even to speak with her. except es we have met and parsed in the atiest. She has never married. and 1 know t1at Abe bag grown old. still loving me. as I have grown old. loving her " Atter tho be leaked me to tell him what 1 had done, and I did this lee brie!- ly as 1 could. "You say Its has not long to live? Will you come with um?" Ifo started up eagerly. drawing on his coat. We went out together and I led the way to the hospital. where 1 had left the other. The touch of human sympathy that we had given him hail mellowed the poor outcast. and silenced his jeers. The meetiug between the two men was affecting. The long years seemed blot ted out. and their hands clasped. as they had done in their youth. The stranger had grown weaker since I lett hew. '•1 am dying. Willis," he said broken - ly 'tit maybe but a matter of a tow hours. I ve wroogsd you. and 1 want your forgiveness. I know what 1 have wade your lite. 1 have been wretched. and weak. and miserable as any dog that walks the earth. But I accept it all as the just reward for what I did. 1 pro- voked yj m beyond human endurance. cous{aelleit you to fight, be ansa I hoped to kill von. When I fell it would have been only right if I hail died. But I lived, saved through the exertions of my THOUGHT IT A TIP. Too ~PP raver mad ear 111►.Isa res. age of Matz. Aber Mr. broads lett the mattes be qv perkomml • amen reek epee demoverieg that • peaks. et beak metes w1.1 he rasa worm se the dry trete nowhere abet his M. m is the Pailmsa IMO. " 111 go to to Superintendent's Ales asd stake my lose kimono," be I std be aid. " I left • package coo 116,000 to beak solos i. a Pullman 11•r sot bait as beer ago," said Mr. Sosdds to the aitflai•L ' Whi.k train "The ass witch arrived at 9 15." " Hare yes your Pullman cheek '" Fortu.ately he ed, sad this enabled this wpanstemdaat to orad fur to destor. He eons arrived, for be bed sot yet fia- malted UM, report of his trap, sad was mill is rho b.fld1F. " Coo lmetor, ' es a the sal er le s a kat, „did yes see anythiag of a package t=ft to your car . No, sir." •• Parise distal turn asytbui over to your' "• No, sir." •• Briag the porter hots." H. was brought. .. gid you sae anything of • small picket after the massagers left your oar Yes, Gab.' •' Yea haven't tared it is "Why, leo, s•h. It was a let of mossy, I have .hinted to you that I believed it physician. and then together we wade over the Odd Bean told me his own up that lie. and sent it to you. t knew story it would he the et cry of stones. what that would do. Then, when 1 was There was something about the man. well again. 1 drank and gambled until thraongh all my acgoaiutance with him, poverty and the devil claimed me, whob larl whish had impresme with the feel j 1\ , until I became the ruin you now lug that his whole life had been one see. I did not think ever to cross your lung tragedy Yet, there was no more ' genial. companionable man in all the club. Hr was replete with anecdote, with gentle humor. with the quality that is known as "the milk of human path again, but I ant glad that it has happened so. 1 can die easier for hav- ing !aid this.' The Old Bean put his arms about the kindness.- as you mayhave gathered dying man. and his face down close beside him, d I heard him whisper fro ui slwue of these tales that I have ..My dearlet the dead drat told you. Yet. them was a certain bury its dead." ggrt'asce under -current in the man that We remained with hew through the hal utter caused me to wonder st 1"rest of that night. and through the fol - reason. While I desired his story with lowing day, and hr•.ngs,h the next night. all the keen avidity that a newipe ser j He grew graduate weaker. and his lite man is capable ot. I had firmly wade ape went out just as the sun of a new day wv i ttnd that I would never suggest had risen When it was all over, we this desire to hint—tor 1 was confident went back to the club and there my the tale would come of his own accord friend wrote a brief note. ••W ill. veru take it to this address," he some day. And i it " d 1 In the lighted street in fount of the asked nue. "but wait." he added. "you club, I was approached one night by a should have the right to read this." miserable vagrant who asked time fax He unfolded the paper and laid it be alms. Not from charits, but 1 fess !tore me. turd I looked and saw these it was the easiest way, I pat ail land I words in my pocket and gays hull (roimJ As j .The hand of God has turned back I handed it to him, the 4 ►11 Bean down the atep.i. He poured lee th turned to stone when he saw the gar. and grew all white. like one wh suddenly struck with (teeth. And beggar. seeing him. stayed the that had been stretched forth for coin. and leered at him and called b jeeringly by name. I sees.' 1,.oki trout dr»' to the other. knowing that was witnessing tete enlwinatiug seen of a great drama. yet powerless to coos) feet prebend its meaning. Atter a paumiI had thought to find an (Ad woman that wits, doubtless to more thane mo- , ! —a woman grown old before her time. utent, but that had span one infinitely But I found her in the ewert and ta11 is .try imagination. my friend came maturity of womanhood. 1 tr111 not try down the steps A4,wly, and glia ed his \and tell you of her. She was worthy to hand ott u,y shoulder. His voice was tine been served for seven time. the quiet, but vibrated with a etranur. dreg • yen y@us Jacob served fur achael. „till the leaves of the book of the peat. h Edgahave rFreemat come n.m Wehewerethfriends r is again. at the laet: and my hands and hdd j my soul are tree from his blood. May 1 come to yon?" e ' When I had read this I saw already the dawning of a new and glorious day for the (►1.1 Bran. and I trust Due had already dawned for the poor outcast. 1 went with a light heart. with .peeling Nes awes M leteseetf. t►ver•o.o1d.aem baa been the many a mac. 11 is better not te rather ta remember ourselves, e tempted go thought • viewable sorra. mentioned by the Washington Stu. He had applied tor work. • • 4e you want to do ehdrea fer us '" said the reette lee es whom he had called. Deed 1 does." "• Well, 1 des't know. Von look u if you were homage -" • Colonel 111 toll you de troof 'br.ot date" •' well. es se., is palely home@', bet 1 kain't he " .. Why .M.•• ,"Kanas 1 ais't lead 'meat 'samrisee.. I'm wifeteed watermilliom all ripbt eaoegh, but 1 bobber had se 1na-ter foe. tsmptatioss wid oleke.. hen left is : Precisely. Were u it sow ..H�ib." It was predtseod from ac inside pooket. Mr. Sesdds' eye@ brightened when he saw to roll ' That's it,' he exclaimed. HS 'ousted the mosey, and it was all th.re,tbe entire $6.000. " Look her, porter," said the superin- tendent, severely. " 1 sant to know why you did not, bring that package to me the moment you put your ringers on at." " Why, rake'. replied the w,witb as in• jured air, " I a'posd de gemman ed loft at for a tip, ah. `That s why, ab. Sick headache and coestipatioa are promptly cured by Burdock Palls. !Cosy to take, sere in effect. lm ruin of boast, but I..t we also Chlor las "• 'poke u 1111. 1 t� "the nu' tilde favor, h.• said "go -` with this man. find !rias shelter and 1 was her slave from the moment I food, and whatever else he may need. salve her 'i chuff have Giles dowuat her♦ feet and worshipped her when she Do for him ail that he asks. fur l owe sate to the him a great,debt. 1 will wait for you +Ifs must love von. or he would not herr." have trusted vow with this message. He turned, and ;eat slowly np the Tpu\him the% 1 wait toe his cowing. Melt- wain w i have any attention ;hl,ll I tell von the reel? No, I think' not. But I may say to von that my friend has found the Foran• Youth. for his step is lighter. his filthy Alla iwisiel with drink. he was eve brighter. his smile more joyfnl, hie loathsome in the extreme. He mum - i voice merrier and hie heart more full of bled now' 111 a maudlin way. and stag j tie milk of human kimdness even thea, gertd from sheer we;dtness 1 soon i it was br fum 1'et kit Rain it mr loss wet that his mind was hal[ guar. end for tbere,*re no more cosy hours in the that he was ill and miserable. Want club aleoite, and no more stories of the Old Bean.' poesy) temommenNne.m. "Aad wirer dem per Mahood think the baby res,atbtm?" ' He thinks it brother et iia" • I 4ide't know veer helebsd bed • brother." " He hers'% 1t died when It was two days old." _ A Some crap. A lady Named Mem. T. C. M. A B�evifnnjg le Ke..., Oat., whit eta team beatlss er bl mbr.y'. kidney mad Uvea Ogre, hes lerwirdd • e.agmeat M the dew Pm it eempletely eared her e! le- W whim. y virenosh • t amikleilei leer ttr..N.a fttlieh . e.m*IiesMlee of al.m.sa yielding es beaky a this remedy Meld to the ellaw before ear. I do not need Itree to tell you much if him. He seemed the worst of het class. Draw•d in rags, I to n o r .embte@ i1. noel* • bad done almost its worst upon him. He easily submitted to being led. and I took him, first. to a placed where he was lrthed. and cleanly dressed, and fed. Then, I saw more clearly how lit Tolstte. T.mpernwe. Opera. The news \that Cotmt Tolstoi !bas jest (to we went written a I.o►pnlar opera is. at a fitst tie strength was in hew, and forthwith to a hospital, and l procured thought. s.,n .'what startling. t Ire' u • bad for him them. After the physi- cist, speedilymaanhrel, however. on learn hal examined him. he told me that ing that the Work is significantly enti- tled The Distiller." each an appela- the spark ,•t life hung only by a thread. Pion rudely dispel the idea that the it might be s matter uta few boon at I greet Russian may at length have stray} the moot, but a few days, before the I led flow ?hoose didactive paths which he end would e. It was tar past laid- has followed s,) ineesaantly of late the club J night when lett him, and returned to years Tolstoi besides being a tags Th. Oil Bean tram alone in an upper room A dim light burned on the table, • low fire in the grate The a.na1 ac cessories, tobacco and liquors, were not- able for their absence He looked up when I entered, and I saw that be was still very white. I thought I ('onld detect the signs of a sever. mental struggle—a etraggle for self controL A sad smile fitted about his gentle month—a mad smile, yet Dae that was not utterly without joy. Ile motioned me to a chair near the grate, and i sat down and weitrd for him to speak. This he did after a time, looking dreamily into the fire the while. "it is a memory from the past, ' he said. "more --a ghost from the grave. That man—that poor wreck and effigy of a man ---was the friend of my early days. We loved the same woman, quarreled for her. and fought. It wax in the south and in the time when hot blood carried men to the dwellingg ground. Ws fought beneath the arched live oaks in the (Nd Parish road below the city where so many of the foolish youth. of New Orleans have met i ran him through with my sword. and left him for 4~1 upon the field. i was forced to Ay. with lily seconds The p*ysicias was a stranger to me. • friend of his He .tent me a paper later. meek et with an account of the dnel, and the .death of my opponent 1 went abroad Before leaving 1 tried to sae her-- the woman we had fought for. elirtew that she loved me, and not him.' He and was Shat so long that 1 ht he had tear blade a li moTIIl ~a IBL$ lie attention. He looked up at Mm awl saNlad again. "i have been h.ek in the Vials bra," he add. -Those ars pteas.nt meseri s there. as well saattdetn�m it Is to ved 10_4 p wane . s that far ale ME floes=age erahre e M give Yea* 111= 'aa Jrd ma sb' tW tee tartan. is a rigid teetotaler. and has fre- quently inveighed ,against the drinking habits of his coon T. Well 1. In boiling maeamn It Is a mistake to permit it to stop bailing for a moment until done. Have plenty of salted water in the saucepan at the bailing point when the sticks are added, and when they are tender throw in a glees of cold teeter to stop the cooking sud- denly, and drain at once. After that it may be served in various nays. eonL6le•t of the en coal ramta.. First Tr.mp—What's the *atter with sleeping in the coal yar.1 W night? Record Tramp—You'es a ape one ter toiler They ain't bin no still coal dere fer a week A tiIM.. ll eawh.r. Jones—flood heavens, You are going to pay me that •10 you owe, Let tae faint' smith—Yes. here it u. And now do me a favor—don t ten anyone. I can't do this all around` yknow. ow. -- rheas *pea* ene erseeee. Temperance Orator—Even an law rent baby has a 'lniederfnl influence av*r a mar ata• ole k !feat—R t you are, *transit. 's what drove me is drink. , es or•.-lermif r.ee•loost. A new passe proof parekment, called "gla lne, h.. been introduced in Eng tBeing transparent, m Its gees, It ma is need to proem= coves of • book and .t the arses U. rased Its artistic Mediag, 1ta title, ate. vt easegoe .f Asama.. t.. 181161/104•0 hoe lit Mve ea of la! daatallm a 10 the et the faith Good cigars are now h iqh Aced, P because of high tariff laws. MASTIFF PLUG CUT is makinu p pe-smokin popular because ' it gives more for the money. J. B P ►C 1 siitbacco�1. Caaa V Sad The Signal Bmop1.. His faro was peached aid draws. With faltering footman. ►. weeded his way autos g the buetlitsg throng. Anne h. polkaed. ' Bled err," h. .uddoaly .telaimed, " will vole not give me a loaf of broad for my wife and little oars'" 'Ilse stranger regarded bum sot un- kindly. " ho rejoined, '• to Far b. asfr.mm., take adrastage of your &mutatioe. Keep year wife and little oases, my man. 1 do not want them.' Turning mom his heel n. walked sway. gat•rLawaN, 1 haee used your Yellow Oi mod eve found it un.luell.d for barn*, sprain., .'aids, rheumatism, croup and mold.. All who use it recommsod at. 2. Ufa.. Hisao?, Montreal, Que. Mysteries ol the HUMAN BRAIN ease mere sols attempt le to Joh PrhMl.g Ihs, whisk are maser- psayd eater the cities his the prompt ad p mammies et ell chasm el priatingRmA p.rtsiel et floe •aae.aee- mee. mums •eseetkug yea —a e ia reed et, sad in .eek ca.. we .ell oh yew patronage,le•llmg ccs ideet tab err Ahem to Ile e. will meet with tie approval of Pr ;PPP ott meadia =of useful sins is kept in the full bleeds of While saa.e as letter Zaettcx .kt oAks In this line we have a very large stock of fine writing papers suit able for every class of beldam r. e.ented in this locality, ma laid and wove, limas, quadrille and other papers, ruled or unruled, as may be required. Acute. kitad►t are not so generally used, they 611 an important place in commercial correepoudence. See what we'se got ander the above heads. $t.\% ♦halo I( the " pay-as-you-go " plan was the order of the day the demand for account paper would not be so great ; but there are moue men who get so many darners that they wonder if the stock will ever run out. We don't intend it to, and at present our stock is cam piece in this line with four aizew. good paper and neat ruling. ttattme.Me Both single and double dollars and cent* columns. They come cheaper than bill heads, and are the proper thing to send after • delinquent once • month. They are sure to fetch him 'round— sometime. Xtwe\Orea Now, it would be hard to get along without envelopes,and to keep up with the demand for them we keep a large stock on handl. We have now about a hundred thousand in stock, and the prices will range from :5c. to $2.00 per M. We handle cons tuercial and legal Sizes exclusisely omtntr(tsa\ rextAag. has already been partially mule prated in some of the }reads ah.ove. There u, however, a vast amour of work under this bead that to enumerate would .nom then take up the entire apace occupied by this adv't, but we do it all at THU SIGNAL. The latest discovery to the scienti- fic world is that nerve centres located in or near the base of the brain con- trol all the organs of the body, and when these nerve centres are deranged the organs which they supply with nerve fluid, or nerve force, are also deranged. When it is remembered that a serious injury to the spinal cord will assts paralysis of the body below the injured point, bemuse the nerve force is prevented by the injury from reaching the para- lysed portion, it will be understood how the derangement of the nerve metres will cause the derangement of the various organs which they supply with nerve force; that is, when a nerve esntre is deranged or in any way diseased it is impossible for it to .apply the sane quantity of nerve knees when in a healthful eoadi- tios ; bozos fibs organa which depend teen it for nerve form suffer, and are unable to properly perform their work, and as a result disease makes its appearance. At least two-thirds of our °broleie &ima.aw and ailments are due to the imperfect setion el the serve sentries al the base of the brain, and not from a derangement primarily originating ii the organ itself. The great mis- take of physicians in treating these disease is that they treat the organs and not the nerve centres, which are the cause of the trouble. The wonderful cares wrought by the Great South American Nervine Tonic are due alone to the fact that this remedy is based upon the fore- going principle. It cares by rebuild- ing and strengthening the nerve centres, and thereby increasing the supply of nerve force or nervous energy. This remedy has been found of infinite value for the cure of Nervous- ness, Nervous Prostration, Nervous Paroxysms, Sleeplessness, Forgetful - nese, Menta Despondency, Nervous- ness of Females, Hot Flashes, Bien Headaohe, Heart Disease. The Milt bottle will convince anyone that a ours is certain. (South AmePiean Nervine is with- out doubt the greatest remedy ever discovered for the care of Indigestion, Dyspepsia, and all Chronic 8losaaeh Troubles, because it sets tbroagb the nerves. It gives relief in one day, .led absolately effects a permaaen4 ears in every instant/. Do not allow your prejudices. or the rein - diem of others, to beep you from using this health -giving remedy. It is based os the result of years of e isnti1e research sad 'Cady. A t ingle bottle will soste nes the most ineredulons. to an "At Home" or a wedding require considerable taste in melee tion sometimes, but we make it easy matter by keeping in stock the very latest and best .samples to be had. Cal and see. "ch Tosromtva of entertainments and meetings promptly turned out, from the plain but neat to the most elegant with cord and pencil attached. C'vetu\ara We aim to excel in all the (litter, est kinds of work we turn out, but especially in this, and keep in stock plain and fancy papers suitable for all requirements. Cardia and► We1teta This head coven a large range of work, from a bread or milk ticket to • neat calling card, from an or- dinary •dmidion ticket to a tasty business card or • handsomely printed membership ticket. 4 Otter Our facilities for turning out this Clain of work are evidenced by the fact that the great bilk of it i• done by mm. This line also in- cludes JAS. " IIIsON, • Wbp]4N1 and AEent !br Gedepi 'tab= is af` „-+41 s ya.la.ee• 11.104.St TS which our three fast.riinning job pramss are able to turn out in • surprisingly short fiats. %%V. SANA. belong to the poster department also, and we make a specialty el them- being our airs in this reaper& A notice of ale will appear is To twat flee of charge when bills for same sive here. #\\ iC%Wks OS Ni orbs: in the typographical printing HO ern bo &eV- hi this eetablinkomt in an expeditious and orate* manner .ad fih►r 4 these shit‘‘ lot Some& vetV% rtttksoevattke. We named our thanks for poet by ere end Miele a matiaa_A.o d va samw I kVILVI!T eii#I►. ilea_•.._ oa+r.