HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1894-7-19, Page 2AYER'S
SARSAPAR I LLA
S. P. Satin, of Towanda, Pa.,
whose constitution want completely
broken down, is curd by /tyro*
Sarsaparilla. ile writes
For eight years. 1 wa., moot of the
time, • great sufferer Iron cowslips.
flow. kidney tremble, and 'willies -
Hos. so that my .-na.ritution 111.1
to he completely broken down. I era.
induced to try Ayer's Sarsaparilla, and
took nearly .even bottles, with such
earliest results that my stomach,
bowels, and kidney's are in perfect con.
ditinn, and, in all their functi.,u., a*
regular as elork-work. At the time
I began taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla, my
weight was only 1'"• pounds; 1 now can
brag ot 1511 pounds, and was never in so
good health. If you cuubl ser me box
tore and after ran¢, you would want
me for a traveling advertlseMe.t.
I believe this preparation of Sarsaparilla
to b. Ube bat In the mat ket tool•--."
Ayer's Sarsaparilla
Prepared by Dr - 1X. Avera ('o.. I oven. Masa.
Cures others.will cure you
THE POET'S MIMI:.
Tone's ■ ars e' talks.
There's a lot o' folksa-Ioafro' io th,..o*L1 o
sin u' pain,
That never are contented when it s dry
they yell far rain :
Ah' when the Mg drops splatter on the
dusty, heated street,
They growl an ruse like fury ef some mad
gate on their feet.
There's • lot o' folks a growlin 'boyt the
hardness p' the time',,
Ttht lever catch the pealky when the voice
ri hopin' chime.
10 miaow eat .n' tender to the wania',Ibt
DID' ear
Promote' a future tilled with happiness 'au
cheer.
There's a lot o folks a !Meth* to the. busy
world to day :
flat catch the ',tightest b.smiu' as the
suoI•1 lit fad,* away. -_
For no matter ef it a ramie' they know tit -
changeless .ky
Will spread its snulin' Mururoa when the
stormy clouds roll by.
Atlanta Cons itl ion.
TOLD IN TWO LANGUAGES
The mow, ern Tragedy Related Ie L.gII.
awe r.teeeesen . Mang
New York 'Telegram New YorL pollee
men, apeci.11y t hose station. it m We tough
quarters of tae c.ty, use strange laogu•gI to
describing incidents whicu come ander their
observation N r. 1011g ago 001 of thin,
told • Telegram reporter the following
story
When 1 was on p ot on Bayard street the
skipper told me roe day to keep w sharp
lookout on • certain dive full of hugs,
sneaks, gonaulh, mote spark buzzers and
badger•. If I'd been caught ear -wigging to
those map my monicker would have been
mud. A. it was, some of the crooks got 011
to me sad i could hear one say to tl.e other
"Stow your guff, the main guy a stagging."
In a few minutes 1 saw an all-around thief
end gofer breaker walk in • leg thimble on
his hater, • yellow headed mush that he
bed evidently coped in his Land and •
yellow slang dangling nn his vest. The
white derby mew had ceutiood us to look
out for Lather weeder* and the rounder
who was my side partner had given me •
pretty fair deecriptie• of the top Ben
)etre which Teddy McLaughlin had pinch
ed. 1 Bird up my man in a tmoute, when
afloat mime little Katie St.rnahan. nee of the
prettiest soils of them aIL. She went an,
too, and soon they were .11 lu.hrne together
Teddy stacking to hedge and K.te to whath
The damper was now workleg
linty.,with many • chance for the barkeep
to weed it, when all of a sudden 1 heard •
squeal. They bad got to rleabbling, and
Teddy, snatching the , with which
tb. Dutchmen was making slicers, cut the
girl four times and then duped out. carver
is herd. Whoa I eollared him he began to
est my togs into tetters, hut 1 got him to
tee booby hoar* alto oomelet-able fannies,.
He tried te chew the sero as he wee rase
ed in W• foiled a couple of yellow supers
os him. • `un and some pennyweights 1
tock him before the mein env the nett
osersing. He was committed, and es hula
Kau. Morahan had skipped in Believes
hospital, be was tried and con•ict.d •e de •
life Mt in Sang 'tier, but if ever • fellow de
served • stretching it nes Teddy
Atte eoneiderable trouble the reporter
was able to .eke the following translation,
the eedesr applying the pleas of • die.
Tkteery
The eaptais had told me to keep • sharp
Menest es • ruins dive full of burglars,
mak thieves, pwkpockets, disreputable
women, highway robbers and panel thieve.
u rd ben aseght ►ra ram
p@
to the•wp•
• thew e. wwssaallii have ben "mad " As rt
*sr sees of them r•cegsieed ase and 1
meed flaw the et tier. ay • •' Don't Wk
e s lewd, the pslieseese is Werra, • i■ •
flea. chesse i sew se dl .►send that sad
andebveaker walk is with • big nag es his
ileac. • geMfl
•hendsd umbrella, et he had
el�eaetl] stets, in bin head. end • ,old
widthhrfden=isg ea byae
rte Mavt. Tee er
wrest bad eea� k ..t for
_..hesk• abehere, and the rew.dst•a
alt 11asWlhed w ' Yeltan l
skirt PAWsae tit a miner
seelea mane en ef .JL
ee rthe ater assn the nese all
gyglw,r. . dlehlag be MO -
Weis
beg and Katie to gas, The ern
sow verities hr with miySe$0...
for the barkeeper a reb it, when all of •
. adds 1 hard • screaseaed R.ddy,saateh-
itag th. career with whirs the Drenthe
wee makieg redwicM•, ,at the girl Feer
tints sod thea dashed oat. carve m ►•ed.
When l collated ham he ►sg.a to cwt my
e nd.rm into swum, bat 1 got ho,, to the
summit hoes. after oowtd cable clubbing.
He tried to bite the duornw as be war be-
ing locked up. lt'e found • couple of good
watches ee how and some jewelry. I took
hint before the police justice s themoroing.
He was committed, sod as little iLatta
Mo.•bee had died is the B.11.eua41 bagit-
a1 he was tried ar:d ..at to Stag sang for
hle : but it ever • was deserve hareiag at
eau Reddy. —
STORY OF A BELL.
ire • Usue Less. Iraha One
la rise e1M. =ark
Fro. the P1il.bure U*_p•trh
In the church tewer m the little Lown of
t.roesleewit,, in the north of I:ermany,
hangs a bell, and oo it is history, surmount
eel by • bu-reh.f, representing • sit eared
.talk of cors, sad the date, slain 15. 1 C`•
At the Meaning of the hue century the
only church bell at l;ro.sluwit, war se
stall that oar toots were not sulicreot to
penetrate a the ends of the vtllag.. A
second bell was badly wanted, but the vil-
age w. s po r. and where was the money to
.come trom ' F:very one offered to give
what he eould, but the united odertnp did
not amount to nearly enough for the per-
cher.
in Sunday, whoa the schoo'-master.
t.'ottfrad Hayn, was going to church, he
noticed growing out of the church -yard wall
• foot r shine green stalk of oorn. the seed of
which which must have been dropped by •
pra.irg bird. The idea suddenly struck
him that perhaps the one stalk of corn
could be made the means ret procuring the
second heir .hey wanted w much. H. wait-
ed till the corn was npe,tod than he pluck
ed the sot ears and sowed them in hu own
garden. The nett year he gathered the
little crop thus produced, and sowed it
again. till ■• lost he had not enough room in
his garden tor the crop, and so he divided 11
amore a cerain number of farmers, who
whw on rowing the este until, is the
eight year. the crop eau so large that whoa
it was put together and sold they found
they had enough money to buy • be.unfd
tell. with its story and as birthday en -
:raven upon it, and • cost of the corn
stalk to which at owed. tie existence
a.bbssg the theft•o.r.
.1 story is toll of • college president who
suspected that some of the students had
planned to roh his hen roost. Near the
inclosure were two large apples trees at the
tack of hu house : se he quietly wen• out
and waited till they came of the Iwo,
one ascended the tree, the other waited be-
low.
When they were ready to commence op
erationi the doctor made a slight noise, and
the one below .torted off with an exelama-
toe of surprise The roe :a the tree inked
an a whisper
What's the matter''
To which the doctor replied to • whop
err
" All'e right."
" Here, catch holed," said the upper one,
handing down a rooster, " herds old i'rex :
aod,' handing down • hen, " here's Mrs
Prez: and,"hen•nsg.lown • chicken. 'here'.
Min fres 1 guess that'll do '
The doctor lewdl • got over the farce with
the fowl., and went to his house.
The p.nr robber of the hen -coop •Ieeleeod-
ed to find his companion gone What Ditty
said whet. they met will probably newer be
known : but in the morning the two younc
gentlemen received • polite invitation to
dine with the preeideut,ao honor they could
not veru well reckon.
Possibly they were embarrsaaed when,
seated at the table, tory saw three fowls
roasted for the dinner, end we can imagine
their sensations when the doctor said
" Now, young gentlemen, will you have
• piece of old Prez, Mrs Pres or Mi..
Prez !'•
How the dinner pared off. and how the
young delis grseste got toff, deponent cath
not. On that, theme,hetory u dumb. But
nothing more was heard of the secapade.the
doctor thinking that the mortification was
enitacieot punishment.
Tke Varlet tapeeesses.
The eompreesed lips so loved and molten
misinterpreted by novelists, is a sign of
weeknesenees rather than strength. It tells
of perpetual conflicts in which the reserves
are called roto the fray. The strong will is
net agitated into etrenuoua action by the
smell worries of the hour, and the great os'
eaters which call for its whole fomes are
too few to produce • pernianent impress of
this kind upon the features The oommand-
ing offioer, assure I of his mens obedience,
does not hehttuell• keep his lip musclesis •
state of tension. Look at the sea captain,
the moot absolute monarch on earth. He
carries authority and power an hie face, het
at rood** in he eye and the confident se
seraaca of his wily set mouth. Every
spar and shaft and muscle In hie flatlag
realm must .bey him, and he knews it.
This is probably • rears why the ss' ape
tar and the engine driven show a cartais
similarity of type. The engin_ drive oat
make his captive giant, street as 10,000
rrt.n, obey the primers of his finger. Hu
hp• are usually salt, like these of the
statues of the wielder of thunderholta o*
Olympus. It he eve saw • mar commend
snag • mac of war .r dri•ing • locomotive
with the sententious hp of • school usher
sake • writer IS Popular Science Month
Iy.
The tyros! rem
l ezpreemens of the embers
u t
of those !Abend professions which Sir
Thomas Browne says are all founded upoe
the fall of Adan an well recognized. The
cleric's face is indteetiycof authority of the
this -lipped kind* and of • d,gnm6ed sense of
.eanetity of hie office. The dnetnr's jaw and
mouth are lees rigid yet fell o1 driers.
Hes eye ae vigilant sod sympathetic and his
whole facial aspect emery, the idea et a
fens) of .etappod :wieder. The lawyer's
see■tesen.e is oeegd.et -amid read.esal,
with a pso.l.g ahrrsees .f the eye, and •
dpreviling therewith el weighty terspica
y ---- -
liedeeh Pills de mit gripe a liken.
They hese esseltpstien awl ark headache
im.
A asleaat Teeth.
Fair Ride (to Molly. who inns fest
'acts • bender" from kin three us try
te jeep the !ease) -I hops year. not meek
►.rt, Mr. Death( •
('bell] (bea•.lyl Net at all ; pardon say
here in •licheeg be epee Waist. for yes.
Haying enlgsren over bele years with ma
m+ptsso, and the &there net haver help-
ed me, 1 .seelsded Te try Remise& Bleed
Mtse•, sad hider 1 teed the belles 1 w
sewed. 1 eta riles reemsasad N ler eta
beer-.-- Rear 11 Fla.a•, Lakeview,
Oat. 2w
TRE SIGNAL : OODEAICH, ONT.. THURSDAY, JULY 19. Ma94.
MOTHER'S OUTINIJ.
•'My, but it seems good to get heath
waif, and eat acne of mother's coals•
Ing' ' Jeannette was home from the
city an a vacation
"$ho 'Taint betters city boardiag-
hour evoking, la it. Net!! asked her
father with a chuckle
"Well. 1 gostes," cried Jeannette.
"I suppose that is the way young 1a
dies talk where you came fern' acorn
fully said Brother Fred, who was si,mo
what critical of the conduct and speech
of girls. Jeannette was too busy with
her dwuser to reply.
"Well. 1 know something how you
ted. Net." said Mr. (ltrudwta, as he
tlfhad another slice of bread and helped
hiself to a is , 'nd dish of strewbernee
know how 'twat when I went to
Boston for three weeks last Winter Of
course everhing was real nice at your
Uncle Will's, but land' Twa ret like
mother's cooking And the first might I
cane back mother took away all the
Johnny cake before 1 had near enough "
A pleased exprearen flashed acres
Mrs UtestIwin's worn face She was a
little woman, slender and with bent
shoulders. The emersion of determiiva
tion and nervousof rce in her eyes and
mouth told plainly why it was that the
war habitually able to do more than
serute.l possible from her frail bodily
slrloearase.
"yes," ruminatingly went on Mr.
(loo.dwin, -'we're all glad to get home
again -except Fred."
This was accompanied with • very ex-
preasive chuckle and significant ex•
change ot glance& Fred blushed with
annoyance as he always did when he
was thus retuin.ltd of an experience of
his own abouts year before Having at
that tine come to the conclusion that
farming was a somewhat slow way to
make a fortune he had p;. veiled upon
his father to allow him to try the euty,
where he was sure he would meet with
the must gloriotus success
In a short time he was at borne again.
trunk and all, and forthwith settled
dawn to study and fanuwork in a truly
admirable mariner. Since that time
Fernier (iu.alwin has enthusiastically
nrrscribed this formula for keeping
boys on the tarn:
"Just let 'em go off to the city to seek
their fortune Don't be too set against
it. because that'll wake 'cru want to go
all the more, and might wake 'em too
proud U. come beck if they fail. .lust tell
cat you don't mind their trying what
they tau do, and if they don't succeed,
why, they cam come rigout back to the
old farm again "
'•We have all tried going off and
cooling house except mother,said Jean
nett.•, thoughtfully.
• Berber" inerr.lulonsly cried her
father -Whv, you conldu't get her off
this fares for anything in the world -
"titter tau never sheat a (tight away
from home in all her life said Fred.
Did tewi''' aid ata. stoutly, "Fire
years ago I went to Norwich to visit
Sue's folks. Stayed two days and nights,
and you couldn t get me to leave home
again. "
A little later Jeannette went out in
the field, where her tether and Fred
were at work. and told them of a little
plan that one had been thinking aix,ut
for ,.time time. Her father smiled in
cre'dulonsl*
'-'It couldn't be done," he said. -.She
wouldn t go Even it she would,
twonl'ln t pay. Twentt• five dialer for
a single week' 1 conlda't afford it
"B.•si'les. twonldn t do wother any
T.$).l," re! Fred. loftily. • :Stae d he
Miserable all the while .he was eons.-
'But
one."'lout yon .10u't nn.lerstand, " protested
Jeannette Mother has never known
what it was to be tree from care for a
single night. Whenever she has been
visiting, it has been to help .'rrtaels.dv•
shoe. See how worn she looks' The
things that t111 ns with interest and
enthusiasm she cares nothing for It's
because her mind is so tired, with never
any ebonite in her lift.. (Me set of
nerves has been used for rears its
time they had a rest, and tyotye.ttheyt
used lent she ien't1t•onseiofes of 1111
this What i want is for its to persuade
her te get away for a good rule."
"1 don't nee how I can snake her con
scions of it if I'm not constrains of it my-
self." Fred sniffed
"I'll tell yon what I'll do.- said her
father presently. "To begin with. I
ghees you're wrong. Mother's about
rid enough to know what .he wants,
and what'll do her good But it yon can
stake her do what von ay for a single
week, and you'll par all her expenses—
yon want to pay halt anyway you Ray-
v►hy. 1'11 pay the whole amount right
hack to you when 1 find out if it's done
her apical. But you'll have to take the risk
Besides there mustn't iw' any imaginings
that it's done her g.s,d, or anything
half way she mixt tell her own self,
right out if it ham done her good, and if
she eajore.l et."
"Net's a big goose to throw her Money
away like that said Fred with another
sniff -Might's well bnrn it right up at
once. Making mother do something
th*tll snake her miserable'"
"You wait and ere'" called back Jean •
nette, going into the house.
That night at sapper table mother
wait almost ill natured
"Why, mother'" protested Mr. (food
win. "What in the world's the mat
ter• Kinder tnckerad oat. ain't yon"
-Well, yet, I am," said Ma. (iuod
win "Natty is .'u exasperating' Here
she s been and bought tickets to Block
Island and return, and engaged a room
for • week at the house where the Pack
ards are. and now she's changed her
mind and won't go. She say. I've got
to go''
• Whewl"exclaimedFather(lordwin,
looking at Jeannette in evident admits
tion of her plan of proceedings Jean •
ette shook her head warningly at her
father, for fear he would say too mach.
and remarked. quietly.
Yen, i bought the tickets a inonth
ago. and engaged the room. but have
changed my mind about goin mad
want to stay in Habton this summer
All of which was quite true
"1 should mink a girl who had to
work so hard for lase money ss you do,"
said her mother. severely. ••wonld think
tweettw, and know whet she wanted to do,
before see spent finch • large .em of
mosey as that
"I'll try to sett thee." said Jeannette,
meekly
"Well, go right alone. 'mother,- sold
father. "it'll o yea god."
"Good "• was the impeder n e.
ras
"Vet. it meet de e left ei mows le go
where i don't west lel lig 1 tlfisnM� � w
I'd be miserable The whalethee, this►
gg2� et ail the more rd gut fedp whim 1
Nebeta tesfolr'.e'11.'Ada
MAA and
eel the
1
ars That's the dMs the A�sMhal
gaged for. If 1 meat sell the wealdetails, t ea
gums they weal ease M we gh* up Os
roan. Tbeeell be plenty more to what
it at this our
Jeannette sanded. The tickets wen
in here own band• yet. Even if her
nuttier should cheese to find soave one
in this sleepy old town who would ears
to but- them, she oodda't very well die
pore tit them whoa 'anisette held them.
The fourth of August eases. By dint
of po•rsteteu'•r seconded by father's ad-
vice that it might bea-downright god
thing for mother to go," J.anu.tte had
actually induced key mother to go to
Block Island
The early morning of the fourth
tonna Mr. tloadwin's valise packed and
her face wore eaprwdve of worry and
discoutwrnt than ever J.Rrunette
brought down her bathing suit, e•nd
tried to induce her mother to try it un.
ISI order to iiejijf it fits■!.
Ton couldn't Lire me to put that using
oar' she exclaimed.
"Well, 1'w going to pack if, just the
same.- amid Jeannette. "Ton have
never been to the esadde, mother. and
when you're then, you'll feel like drug
ea others do. Aud you know you're ge
ing to bawd right in the same place
with Mrs. Packard and Louisa, and
they're famous swimmers
Mrs lh,.mlwin groaned. "Twon't do
any good." she declared. resolutely. "1
won't wear it
The• middle of summer la a bad
time for a farwer's wife to go visiting,
especially when she does all her own
work and that of two hind men be
sides But Jeannette started bravely
M. She was determined that when her
mother returned• then should be nue:
tra work for her to de.
"I thought you caw* home for a rest.
Net. end Fred "GetLtig a fine one,
aren't yon`'
' (rh. said Jeannette. hopefully, "1
may go to Block Island myself when
mother gets back
'•you wean if it'. done mother good.
and fattier pays yon back! But 1 give
you fair warning• that will never he.
The next tiny they received a letter
from the *Trent one, written no the
errulug of her arrival—a despondent,
homesick epistle. She had been seasick
on the water. and while writing was
suffering with sick headache.
"1 expect to be down pick when 1 get
back.- the letter hopelessly ended.
"I expect she will.' added father.
gloomily. ' it's always best to let well
nmumgi' alone, Net.
After this a week pared by, 'luring
which she was not heard front, then
canoe it iw'dal card simply saying. "Will
ire home the lath. '
"Mother's been sick, or elle wouldn't
have stayed so long." said Fred, confid
eptly.
"'Pleat's what I'm afraid of," said Mr.
:ot diem
Jeannette wait divided between hope
anti fear A school friend had invited
her to spend a week at her father's cot
tale on the shore She hal no nottty
too spend .'vert for her fare now. having
given it all to her mother .
Mrs. I ilio dwin looked snr ,rietel to see
father. Jeannette and Fred all at the
station waiting for her when shear
riveTod :
" see. mother, we all thought you
must be sick because you stayed so
long. said her hnsland "1 casae pretty
near %ging after you. Bat you don't
iook nick, and y' Huw tanned you
are
"Why, I haven't been pick." sai.1
mother Louise and her mother w*uted
inc t., star But how have tonings been
getting along at home!"
"First rate, mother.' said her bus
band. Did you have a g3od tine"'
"( re, pretty gaol. I goes.. Bat twee
a uselem.*. expense. Net hal better have
gone instead of staying at home to work.
Lots of rest she's getting! She's thin
tier tlau she wee when she first came
home '
When Fred got his sister alone just
after .upper. he said
"yon see, Net. she ham t enjoyed
herself at all. I'm real sorry for your
disappointment, but you ought to have
known better than to think she'd like
The next morning Mrs (:a,•lwin got
up early and went to work. She wean t
I44) "frrtty" as usual and even langhed
a good deal Jeannette had orders not
to rise early, but from force of habit she
was up as early as natal.
"Did you enjoy yourself on your trip,
another!' asked Fred, rubbing his face
on the kitchen towel_
' We ell. yen Freed," she said, hesita
tingly She cool" not be induced to
make any ler tinbiou statement
Late in the forenoon Mn. Perrin, a
tietghbrr. ran over -to see how Mrs.
1,}o o.iwin looked after her trip." Fred
wax in the field. the two women in the
kitchen. and Jeannette was shelling per
on the barn step it was pretty warm•
and by and by she took bar work and
eat on the back pl*ua.
Through the opt window, she heard
her mother and Mn Perrin talking.
They did not hear her, and they roald
not see her because the curtain was
drawn
Jain then her tether sauntered up the
grimly walk, and seated himself os the
ower step to rest and get cool. Hewes
about to speak when Jeannette placed
her finer* on her lips.
"Well, between y"u and me and the
post. Mrs Perrins." Mrs. Goodwin Mid.
1 never in all my life spent such a hap
py week. not even when I was first tear
rigid I was shut off from every care
and worry for the tint time in all my
life. i went to bathing every day, and
got acquainted with Inch iota of nice
people If I'd spent hundreds of dollars
for nerve mieltcines. 'twoaldn't have
done me so much good ss the air and
happy
want life otfer thknowse'•'oblessed ten day. "
"
'Nes, and the worst of it is, i can't
Rpeak aimed it at home. I have to lade
how good 1 feel Von gee, i went he
cause Nettie didn't want to, and had the
tt.-ket. But if she and the reet of 'em
knew how tnttcbgood it did me, and
how happy I was, they'd want to geed
me every summer, and we couldn't afford
it. So without denying that 1 had a
good time, i dost teal anywhere sear
what a good time i did have."
Jeannette looked at her lather with a
triumphant gleam in her eyes
' Well. by jimmy'" he gasped.
He welt into the these had task
twenty eve dollars oat of his tis ben ha
the heiress drawer, and gave it to Jew
visite Mho ran into the Geld, end bead
up the taeeiey trinaphantl) before Pr.4.
'Now, dr, who we, right thee time?'
she deasaaded
That eeealag the mailer wee Whoa
over quite treaty. When p rs tlse(Med
win sndeeefood
had serried ant
nsgrew r ..0tM
Atte I -had the
tears tete her eye.
h...-• paM!IAIk Mtn i ag i
PEARLS OF TRUTH.
The voice of she ..grit, r no prof et
tondos.
We sever desire ardently whet we desire
eNiesally.
Civility Dome ootbtog end baps ewer
H. who hate net • coed armory Medd
sever take upon him the nn 01 I►ug.
Honesty te the best policy, but he who
ass epee fleas principle a not a. honest
the.
We can conquer feu sod msoeeatty, yet
we hen yiehl to them an such • manes: u to
he greeter than 11 we wird.
The Sunday r the rod..1 oar mlyili••tioa
dedicated to thought and titterer*. 11 to
vita to the oobleet witted* sod noblest w
.iiot • r -.••s ,... WWI :._, ear head tier
tot without soaking it char they are Alibi-
's' of themselves and l•ytsg little traps for
•ppreb•ttoo
Poverty is hard, but debt i. horrible. A
man nee`t as well bare • essay hoarse and
• eooldieg wife, whisk are mid to be the
two wont evils elf oar hie.
wassail uses the weshh- .asr•.
Here is an amuses( awry d Iflesws. Toole
)411/11
ted Brough, which appeared elms
ago, tic' is worth r. telling. Hato. ap
peered coopnatly u • drama, "Dearer than
Life," in wbueh they wore very togged
woe -berme costumes, they visited the well
knows artiste, FradeU. and Marshall, to he
photographed in their rags. Whale• a tong
between i he plates, Toole, who ie rt ry fond
of • lark, suggested to his brother comedian
to sally out and cell upoo • o erta1n mastoid
acquaintance, who would be horribly shock-
ed at receiving rewires an such • garb.
Brough at once assented. sod popping on
their battered bats, out into the street the
par slapped , and made for the boar.e of
their (nerd. Of course the neat hosserrutd
sad the neater buttons were horrified, and
declined, even without being asked, to pur-
chase matches or Me like.
"1 axes your pardon," mid Toole, In se
saruarted tome, You're mauler • slight
metake. We want to see your muter,"
and he mentioned the gentlemen's Crimean
r ate and that of has wife.
''Ws have important business with hum, '
chimed in Brough.
The reputation of the
maker ot/ht to qo far
to recommend a trial of
a new article.
Our thirty
year of'
public .2
record
as
makers
of leadin
a
brands of to gob, !'
offered a.s a reason for
your testing
MA.ST �F
PU
L U
J. B. PA('t Tobacco Co.. Btcbm.ad, V
and Montreal. Can.
she girls few wee* a death aspect, and
she aid, 'Master newer ems site likes et
you at les house. Bu's meet particular,
ain't w Charles'" lag to nth p•ga
"1"ee meat be maks • mistake."
••tto, oo, we ain't." rSppoaded tool., with
supreme grayuy "But I'm sorry W t11uw,
the l'hrietian 11001e of the gentleman, is
out. 1 haru't not • card ithout me , pre -
wading to fumble •moog his rags but tell
your Muter that he two cousins trom the
workheu.e called ea they were possum
tkrough Losdee.'
The !Mehra* or femorae
Burr is that friend of yours Irani i,en-
tucky going to be here to nicht to see our
firework • '
Mn. Pingo I expect num, my dear.
Risme Then 1 guess I would better lave
those *sakes out .f the programme.
AN EMINENT MINISTER
REV. W. S. BARKER
Or PZTERBORO.
Mr. W. B Barker is a young
minister of Peterboro who has by his
great earnestness and able exposition
e/ the dootrines of the Bible earned
isr himself • place amongst the
foremost ministers of Canada. He,
with his most estimable wife, believe
in looking after the temporal as well
u the spiritual welfare of mankind,
bear the following statement for
pnblioation :
I have much ple•gns in re-
commending the Great South Ameri-
can Nervine Tonie to all who are
Alicia as I have been with nervous
prostration and indigestion. I found
very great relief from the very first
bottle, which was strongly reeom-
mended to me by my druggist. I
ales indoeed my wife to use it. who,
I mut say, was completely ran down
ani was enff ung very much from
general debility. Bhe found greet
relief fres Booth Amerioan Nervine
seed also cheerfully recommeeb it
1e her fellow -sufferers.
b Rey. W. B. Buena."
It is new a seientifie feet that ehr-
taie nerve centres limited near the
base elate brain have entire eontrol
ever the utomaeb. liver, heart, lungs
and hedged all internal organs ; that
is. Obey tarnish these organs with
the teesesaary Nerve fern to enable
them le perform their eve
we k When the serve etlatNe see
unbend ems deranged the nerve
biros is diminished, and as a result
the stomach will not digest the food.
the liver becomes torpid, the kidneys
will not act properly, the beak and
lungs suffer, and in fact the whole
system becomes weakened and sinks
on account of the lack of nerve force.
Booth American Narvine is based
on the foregoing scientific discovery
and is so prepared that it sets
directly on the nerve centres. 1t
immediately increases the nervone
energy of the whole system, thereby
enabling the different organs of the
body to perform their work perfectly,
when disease at once disappears.
It greatly benefits in one day.
Mr. Solomon Bond. a member of
the Society of Friends, of Darlington,
Ind., writes: "I bare used six bottle.
of South Amerman Nervine and I
consider that every bottle did for me
one hundred dollars worth of good,
because I have not bad • good
night's sleep for twenty years on
aeeonnt of irritation, pain, horrible
dream.. and general nervous pros-
tration, which has been eaus•d by
ebronie indigestion and dyspepsia of
the stomach, and by a broken down
eonditio• of my nervone system.
But now I erne lie down and deep all
night as sweetly as a baby.
and I
feel like a sound man. I do net
think there bee ever been • isedielee
islredseed by this eoutry. whish
11111 at all eonp•re with 1114. se •
sere fun the etesaaeh and come
J.AS_ WILSON
Wholesale and Retail Agent ler
Oodfliios and vicinity
Subscribe for "The 8ig"IItf_$1 a per.
The Signal
ones mese oats spai•l realties tett•
Jab Priming ludistest w4.10 are mow
passed ensetds the oath fee the primer
aad peeper ueeedua of •t Anon e1
priatmg. A perusal of This rtdltteestes
met ay wgpes 'samht g yea toy
be in need of, end in ark ow we soh
out year patronage, . 's(400%
ter oar we
the approval el oar � seer nun
Ott i‘tw►d►s
This woeful sine is kept in the full
range of dualities sane as letter
heads. w hila
Letter %%toils
lar this line we have a very large
stook of fine writing papers suit
able for every class of business'
represented in this locality, inion
prising laid and wove, llama,
quadrille and other paper., ruled
or uuruleti, as stay be required
lNelrao, ib tacks
are not so generally used, they h .
an important place in comwert tel
correepondeatce. Sec swat
got under the above heads.
W*X iitud►s
If the " pay-as-you-go " plan was
the order of the day the demand
for account paper would not be
so great , but there are some sten
who get so many dunnen that
they wonder if the stock will ever
run out. We don't intend it to,
and at present our stock is cost
plete in this line with four sizes.
Good paper and neat ruling.
*tat etltlte his
Both single and double dollar.
laid Dents columns. They come
cheaper than bill beetle, and are
the proper thing to send after •
delinquent once • month. They
aro air to fetch him 'round—
sometime.
telO•AO•e.ttk
Now, it would be hand to get
along without envelopes,and to
keep up with the demand for
thew wee keep • large stock on
hated. We have no* about a
hundred thousand in stack, and
the prices will range free" i f c. to
$2.00 per M. We handle coin
mercial auoi legal sixes racluuve(
Ct1nll►tmere%u\ ' 4 i•ltitltL
ham already been partially enum
aerated in some of the heads above.
There is, however, a vast awoun
of work under this head that to
enunnerate would more than take
up the entire *pat.* occupied by
chic edv't, but we do it all et Tet
SIGNAL
avttte t.01As
to an "At Home" or a wedding
require considerable taste in were
tion aometinies, but we make it
w an easy matter by keeping in
stock the vbry latest and best
samples to be had. Call and trot.
TOt:rutin`
of entertainments and meetings
promptly turned out, from the
plain but neat to the most elegant
with coral and pencil attached.
We aim to excel in all the differ
eat kinds of work we turn out,
but especially in this, and keep
in stock plain and fancy paper*
suitable for all requirements.
Cards area T-tebl:ets
This head covers a large range of
work, from • bread or milk ticket
to a neat calling card, from •a or-
dinary admission ticket to a tasty
business card or • handsomely
printed membership ticket.
Otter%
Our facilities for turning out this
class of work aro evidenced by the
fact that the great bulk of it is
done by ns. This line also in-
clude@
Uedgers
which our three fast -running job
pet sea are •hes to tarn out in a
surprisingly .bort time.
'3a\e s
belon'\\g to the poster department
&laq and we snake • specialty of
them- promptness being our aim
in this respect A notice of sale
will appear in Ton TONAL free of
charge when bills for same see got
here.
#\\ AGvtds Oj 'Work
in the tpogrtaphieal printing lice
own be in this establishsnest
in an expeditious and artistic
manner and
Our Prises 100\\ be. ¶ovt1 .
eery reu%oraab\e.
We oaten.) oar thanks for past fay
on awl wolieit a ermei awash of Iho
MNae.
T 1bir. %A 61I11..i
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