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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1894-5-31, Page 22 THE SIGNAL: GODERICH, ON'I', THITRAD'Y, MAY 21. 1894. • A Racking Cough Cured by .fryer's Cherry Pectorah Iles. P. D. HALL. FYI Geuce+te St.. Lnclkj>O Ili...1..,.,ya "Oyer thirty years ale. i remember bearing my father describe th.• wonder- ful a uretive .4gevide of Ayer'* l'berry Pectoral. (hiring a recent &Park of La Cripps., which a.>ntued the form of a catarrh, soreness of the lungs. accom- panied by au n r.iv.iting tough. I need eari...ta rt-meai. a and prescriptions. While aurae of tbe,.e mob •ior* partial ly alleviated the coughing during the day, mote of them afforded due any relief from that sp.enuidie action of the lungs which would .o•ire me the mnmeut I attempted to he down at t,i. ht. After ten of t�.1ve such night... I was Nearly In Despair, and had about decided to sit up all night is my easy chair, and procure what sleep I could iu that way. It then or. corned to we that 1 bad a bottle of Arises Cherre Pectoral. I took a spoonful of 'hie preparation in • little water. and woe able to Le down without coughing. In a 1. w momenta, I fell asleep. and aw..,;.• in the morning greatly refreshed and feeling much better. I took a teaspoonful of the Pe.•- toral every night for a week, then grad- ually detrear~d the dose, and in two week. my trough was cured." Ayer's Cherry Pectoral Prcp:oed by lit. J. C. Ayer a Cu., I .,es,:!. 11.•.. Prompt to act, sure to cure SHOT AT THE HEAVY MAN. The ■leer. nide'" Fr.e..e is see. the Malde. From the Tolwl.t Blade •!\ We were playing in a small tows back is the 'la,'' hind a t heatri.:al m .n, " when : heir" men tool rather a t tog A11 the mtuere were in tb theatre. Well, the heavy mat hod bee p•roecutinq a p .it maiden through in actor. lu tit•• third ac, he cone t , the poorer fel seen- of the pl•v. Ar last he said •• i have you to my power, and within an earth can save you I, who was tlh , lave, am now the master." •' Mercy," she m .axed. „ Mercy he r.totted. " Yon had no ..roy foe n.-, and I will have none f . you " At that moment • gruff voice was hear from the gallery •' \ ox '.leased varmint, i'll settle with There was a crack of a pistol an.1 a bullet carted near the heavy mei " Ping the son of • gen, boys "' shouted the vote., end a shower of huller saluted, the stage villain. He didn't stop long. In the wing he met the stage nwager, who win wn to with anger. You have broken up the scene," lie said. " \Fell ' " ,e !.o beck to the stage sir, and wait for your exit." • i guar not." " 1 tell you 1 won't have the mat in my company, who is so easily di.c.nicerted Go on with the same, or you leave the coma pant tomorrow.„ That was serious. To be stranded in that forsaken towu, was calculated to make the heavy mat apprehensive, •• 1'11 go. hark," he said. He tore off his wig just before going on, and *tawny/ down to the foot lights, with an injured •rpreseibo of countenance, he said : Ladies and gentlemen 'there were no la bee there, but that didn't matter), with your kind permiesioe 1 will resume the .o.oe Before doing so, however. 1 want to call your atteutine te the young lady and myself are merely acting prate In reality wears the best of Irienda. I hear no ill will for your display of chivalry. I treat, however, 10.t• you rrdl curb your geteernUe sentiments, if you should hit me the play will be istarrupted. if any of the gentlemen will meet me after the show they will find out I am not such • bad fel low. " Lod cheers greeted this speech, and the play was resumed •'9Y AND BY." 9M.sau.a. take u.0 tt•,oar kayo. leased wort yleatt eye. "Mombasa. won't ..w vied( le tae l" .J Hut tnanirma broaden `It)' bad b7.' "ktan,nw. ata'1 It laird by','. by now,' cru. w..u•iwlint bpewn) eel, db, w: 1 .,oi tuidarrlroad. u+e...,w Wbai wanting meant b) •'b) and by." Motae�at, leu.) with her boob. .I the bolsi) twtoy[ht t..ug. • J wet the 'trot took. Nor paid the patient. with a vomit. A • the alight bad settled down, And baby'. 'Leek w -a. hot and dry. the tor .iw.1 wlt4 thoughtful rows .1 4c1 .•cal)• murmured " n) and by." Net' da) • )u•t as t un lied set. i t. .maedi iul..• with • thud wallet ••1t.auuua. n.ar. 1. it to'm by yet 1'. t *she.' .uL a lime. lung whim 1" '1 Le .tar,. [lett dreamed the night await fn henn.th•tton beme.l on hteh. ratite. ..r. the sweet Bp..eenied to slay - moa .dwelt 1n the tar -et "lir ail by. • • • • • • _ Mown.* .+alw.1 tq 1.-r ttuiLled can. ..-••.•t.• •Ith a "cl gl•alg L 11, tlln bei le rut.aaal And a .Mosby wetly holed ti.• rour Judd Lyman. 'f11E CHEST OF GOLD. 1)110 of the plows' where Captain Kfeld le l.wtallr ret...rtel to leave uried his triw.orc., 1, .t .•ertalu spot uu an island its the Coanooticut neer, lis Northfield, .1 ,s. 1' t.. ouutry up and duxro the C,.uae•tieut hero wits emphatteally the dark nmol bloody ground cat New 'i p l:uml from the time of the settleta•nt of ti+e volley up to the middle of the eitthteeut-li o•utury. Its early InhaWt alts tonight tlt,.nt half their time with Indian'. and devoted the rest to gain 104 their livelihood and planting a tuwie. A corumunity whieli is at this dip fa mous fur its thrift and peaeefulnesa and uoailittr•,s was set op in lung years of toll null strife and blood. The pretty inland In the river where Kidd was reported te hate buried Ili. wealth low sonlet/aw been called Ft.L*'s inland, sometime" Stratton's irlwd. .otltettruea (larks', island, and now 1s cal:..l Kidd's island. Name do not seven to stick to it any better than its sl+lhing w11: Ili under to bury his ebellt of gold hero. Kidd and his pirate.. had to get it un ..t-er thr.w falls to the Conasuttcut. and mere a distaut•o cal u...re than 1:7 ladle& ',his feet glut.q ie sufij[•Slut to show the iiup..aa1!dltty of the pirates havlug bur lel their treasures hers Nevertliel&a, the legend declares that whet' they ha.l deposited their great iron chord la the hole they had made for it they drew int. to .eo which pirate of Moroi ahonll lie put to loath by the rest, b �iu 7tr inr that his bu.ly might les lail just aleivs the treasure, aid Iiia ghost thus � la. always ..n hare' to defend 1G Tho le::eud tells ua nothing shunt the o the pirate who was s:u,ritlaed, except that his n:owflin.,l holy was duly laid dire.'tly olein the chest of gold. When all w:.i loris, Phu rest of tit* villaluuue • crow'gild"!noiselessly duwit the river. The story weiclt I started to tell was t of the burial of the treasure, but of t. wanner its which Abner Field, ✓ Net au Alexander and Eldad Chamber. lain • • it up or tried to dig it up, matey a year. terward. Abut old was probably the tuost! tesp.ctab . wan. as he certainly was tile' oldest man, of this trio. aid Chamber I lain was pro boy the least respectable and moat roc e,wl, and he was also the youneeet He ad already proved how• self a delli0 Ind n fighter and hunter, naterbe. Nine yews ago, on May 12, 188S, the fight at Ratoche was fought.. A year or so later the following by " The Khan " apo peered in a Toronto paper, and ever si... has been in great request at military aather- ittg., L9ent. Col. ti T. Renison iava'iably winning loud applause by reciting it 1 like to hear the t.renadi.r., The boys, 1 mean, who swept the West, Stand up sad tell of modem of war With keeling .y• and "martial crest, 1N fearful same* that they're goes ihro', Of doses they did ami didn't do. " Bejtago we were at Reecho, Ase 11 at Foil ('reek, too, by gosh ' ' I like Use gash of hora.et pride, I like to mark their 000ky air, I like the keel and ewelliot breast. The forage oap set o. • hair. Yea talk to them of Cut Knife Hill, ?be waver hero' your soul will thrill, " ilejiego. we were at Batoeh.. Aad it at Fish Creek, ton, by gosh "' And when they climb the golden stairs, And mese w me. of Waterloo, AidtteyMerin totoll ofhow They peons std Bonaparte look blue, ifs bvs will amply wit • while, 'hes ar.lsrr with • pit leg soul., "Boring., we were .t �te.h., Awl It as Fisc lheek, tee, by gash r -'h. Khoo. Sewed woe IAN. 1 beer Smith has get ansUW te a $.rah. rtes Ye 3 he west Swab le saw *Amos •.d Ian his hear& Aden seam Wefts& Weed �rsi(iss Of11pa+ae - ti• us el wbsa crowbar. wvertheless. awl after ittlwei situ waking trims Field. who had come over a few Says before and marked with a shear the exact slot where the treasure lay', they fell to diggiug des Hurl �Wwu, Clown they delved. Alexander d.shpg wieldy blows with his crowbar, Lepartly from excitement and portly the tter to ware lob %vet hotly and the two others thro w lug out the earth with their .Lolels. The full moon etre•uied upwro them. There weree no sWtire,appsf'entl_v,t V inter fora with the .Iiggind, for the Maud le alt ellavial d.'p..�t Every year the seers, t:. -.-i L' within its ent'ircling fringe tot trees, " .15 111e•ve.1 for its excellent crop os Itay i it had Inert" mowed tale year, aid a stack vI hay *toed Itetwwu the dips ora awl the [noon. throwing It. Irl• a ehad..w toward theta. \bate ! lrl.l, wheat/ eyes reamed mo- onset' Horvat .a he Shovelled, cuuauuc hlni to work awkwardly hind 'times to impede the i' •u' islente of the other", thoagltt ho saw co setlilne more le this Llxek shadow of tit. hey.setk, and start ..l hack, bumping into Aleaiateler, and mak tuff a %% Al tl weedttg, gurgllug tensa ruder Iiia brewtli. Onto. WWI e the bid tuba seised bin about the meek awl clapped his ban over his utvnth. tiro:l ituo the Iron bar lis a wotu.ut riven Abner had bean re awureil and the three were digging hard again. The holo Was now three feet deep Ale:ender .lo,til heart*, dill blow i int the earth r.tth the Lot• Abner fcrgut his ghonte, and was feverishly tnteut Homo the .ttgt•in t Alexander enddeul bent duwo .al lifted nen suwuthiug aeout a foot long, that wee round stud Lard and whitish in the wuotlight. Wus it the thigh hone cat a man, o the bleached broach of a will.•w tree buried here bylh*ttnude':nd rthebands of the shifting late? Field and Ale:modes had no curt of dotetd that it was nue of the buttes of tit pirate who Lad been burled over tit treasure. The men were filled wit 0 tg.'r excitement. Now they.ltuuld lin tiro iron chest of gold: Thnuiiii. thump: thumb' went lbs crowbar tutu the soft earth in raps. blows Anil them. us Alexander deal aneeler &nighty blow, a lend, rheeilig clink : answered its stroke. Abner Field could no longer euatal 111mself. `You've bit It' 'You've hit It:" le .oreawed• The spell wan brukon: Alexaadet struck Mum snore, but the bar found nothing but soft earth. And then 1 war petiole ('hatxLorlafu's tura to recut) Puiutiug to the haystack, ho whispered "Look there:" The others looked. Froru out tit clerk ahe.luw of the eta.'k n tall, white• robed tbt•ire was ..lowly steam/lug Abner Field .hri.ked. suit he mud Alex ander dropped their lutlleniotitn and ran toward too Lank «her. the Lust Ldp, [.:hawberlaiu follis:rood :heti. As they ran, another strange and ter' ribl. form emerged from the bedew along the ricer side le (run; ux them, Though like n hneiaa faros, it collar ou in the suer -cutout ea a wheel, (nrnieg over and over, fink Lands In the air. then feet in the air. Alexander averred ever after that It was a livid. sulphur one green its color. and Abner 1"told de clarai that 1t had horns. Straight past tht, three anion --`'told and Aluxatdcr were now grorrdila; ori the grunnd-tits terrible taut[ Went. Apparently it *rood straight thtvttgb the solid hnyst•tk from side to aide, and then still tnruing over and over, van. 'shed down the opuueite Lau'' u[ oke of cheerfully all the particulars. Mr. and Mrs. national "'moved from Fort Fairfield, Mein., to Newcastle, N It , about fourteen is. ,i he ave'. For two years pre' too* tire. Hammitt had been in a very poor state of o Ie.lth and was steadily rrowitig weaker and tunorog down ut.til she was unable to .lo the ne•.esary work about the house, sad y the little she did need her qp completely. Psora to the back and limbs, weakness, die - and other disagreeable .tmptons troubled her. For some time .It. was under r •restmeot of several doctors at Fort Fair Mild, and also since she ntovet here. lout .hey effected no tmprove.neot to her run- .l..an syst.em and she was gradually growing worse and had gill n up all hope of reinin- g tog her health. Harms read ace:mots of 1 tate curer effected by the use of 1)r. WV - 1. Uaw' Ptak Pills, she decided Imo July to d •ry them and see if she could he butte thereby. She purchased some from Mr. H. H. Jokesteoe, drugvist, and commeooel it. 1 take .hem, and hie stem co.tieu.d to take i :hent with, 'o her, wonderful results. She had taken but • few boxes wbea a gradual 'mprovemeot beamed to he tikiog place. t: The pains in her back and limbs left bor. as did the other unpleasant symptoms, sad • at the present time she is as well as ever she win alta without feeling the nredeese and .xhsu,tion of her former *tete. At her reconimesdatioo her husband also t began the use of Pink Pills. About • year before coining to Newcastle he had suffered from au attack of typhoid fever, front the ° effects of which he .lid not recover his former health. 1Iis blood se -mal to be abut and watery, and he was weak and teal - • iy worn out. Through all this he kept weedily at work, although he wys that when night came be wee thoroughly wearied and depressed, not knowing how t.. obtain role!. When his wife began to feel the beneficial effects of link fills she urred him to try them and he did so. After tak- ing three boxes he fallen t, feel • wonder- ful change. The tired feeling lett him and roe had • het ter appetite and enjoyed his food with • relish be had not had before. H. con- tinued laking the 1',lis for enme time and ea onlay fully restored tohi.old-time health and .irength. Mr. Hamm!! eras very willing to tell of the hoorahs both he afid his wife had derived from the use 0f lir. William?' rusk Pal., with the hope that their et wrence might lead others to test the twine- d!, to be derived from the wonderful reme- dy The graiifytng results following the caw of Pink 1'.11s to the case of Mrs. Hammell Peeve their uoraualled powers as a blood budder end nerve tonic. There aro many throogh,ut the land. .offering inreieoce as olid Mr. Hammtll, who can readily had relief in a emirs, of lir. LL'tlham. I',nk Ptile. They are a epeeitic for rhe trohblw peculiar to women, such as irregularitir., and all forms of weeklies. They build up the Wood, re- store the the glow of hmltk to pale and sal- low cheeks, driving out prams in the hack and limbs, weakness and other disagreeable gime Gnu which make life a burden. They also cure such diseases as rheumatism, neu- ralgia, partial paralysis. Iecomotor ataxia, St. Vitae' dance, nervous heedach., nKyoW prostration, the after effects of lagoons, in. fluent*, and seven colds, diaa•.w depend- ing on humors in the hlood, such as scrofula, chronic erysipelas, etc., and in all cases ang- ing from mental worry, overwork or ex- amen of any nature, lir Williams.Pink Pills are sold o.lv in boxes hearing the firm'e trade mark. They are never sold in bulk or by the doyen or hundred, and •r.y dealer who offers sut.ati• nates in this form is trying to defraud you and should Ise avoided. The public are ilso cautioned against all other ao-called blood builders and nerve tonna, put up in similar form intended to deceive. Ask vour dealer for I)r. Williams' Ptak Pills for Pale People and refuse all immitryions and subtitwtea These pills aro meatifactored by the 1M. Williams' Medicine i o., Brockville, (hate, and echenectedy, N. Y., rod wise he bad of all drngsists or dir.et by mail from 1)r. Williams' Medicine ('., from .other address at SO cepts a box, or six boxes for 52 50. The price .t which these pill. aro .old makes • course of ttwtmeet eemparativ.ly inexpensive as compared with other reme- dies or medical treatment. NEW BRUNSWICK STORY. THE REMARKABLE E\I'ERIKNCE OF A HUSBAND AND WIFE rill O!ta 'UAa1aY viten .i1NaalL Daa1LI- TY ♦1112 TNa IRNaa 111.6111 Tint a►Taa IV - t at1n 0V TY r bol u rat its waits era t V - ALLY u$Owfait %SASC w -Has • t'Caa . ANS -Korn NV% aasluKCn To meanie H From the Nee/emelt. N. H t'nlon-♦detests,. quite reose dy then, came to the knew ledge .•f the proprietor of tie: fames Advo • ease, two oases s,1 [evident' of Newcastle having beau vreatly benefitted by the use of lit Waliaaho' Pink fills, and these were thought to be of autti.iwt Jutsrest to war rout their beteg published in the interest• ••f humanity, if the parties interested had no ohj.ction to the tact• being published. ('0a..tlutrstly • reporter of this paper called ups the parties and obtained from them and it was partly because their hearts tslaud. misgave them. and they wanted • bold fellow with them, and partly because they felt that there was luck in the num- ber three, that Field and Alexandow took voutig Chamberlain into partner'. I boat. ChawLsrlatn, 'Attu- to the t stern. paddled howwithout thout a y word: Abner Field and Neiti,au Al..• e ander. crouching tut wa-.1. wet, dirty • and with chattering teeth, (lard nut cast one look back at the island. n I In after time, Alexander ultratold t the tale b Northfield firesides, and al. . ways instated that if Abner had not plaed the fool and broken tale spell by yelling "You've hit it:" he wunld have been a rich man. As it was, hde dared that on that word Cmoheet of gold has sunk down out o: riet:lt tug ever. w But it s said that the(bntw m'ttcut islands are often bn11t of alluvium &pun the summit of very i ulcer ledges cropping up in the river, and Chet Alexander a bar may have struck U.. theme jetting point of was of the More over, then were stores* told In North field of a certain Oliver eolith. who wee a chum and mate oaf Eldad l'eauiber- lain'., and another youth with boot whose name has not come down to posterity. being strangely absent from their homes that very night. And it was well known that this same Oliver Smith was a master hand at turn fag hdsprings. ship. I Meantime the other Rhwtl y e4raso h.A I advanced W the pit which the mom had dog, and stool Above It, waving hex white arms menacingly. 1 The three wen made their way la tint Abner Field himself. though respeo able and bald-headed, was extreme' superstitions. He had came under tit influence oaf a certain conjurer in neighboring town, who told him W go to the exact centre of ('lark's island, o a ni nt when the full moon was higher in the (heavens at midnight, and then dig If any one of those who were digginugg the soothsayer said, should utter awurd the spell would be broken. and the treasure would sink into the earth and the ghost appear. But if they went at the time commanded. and maintained perfect to the end, the treasure should be theirs. t if comer the conjurer demanded a fee from Field• well in advance of the at- tempt, ea reward fur this valuable in• formation, and received it. Field first emittdel the fact to his brother in law. Nathan Alexander, who was it tall. {{powerful and active mean. The two warted until they had learned from the almanac that the full moon would reach its maximum height at 12 oclock on a certain night in late sane mer. and then, after many misgivings on the score of his reekbt'mnens and scepticism, but with a stung feeling that they needed somebody with them who was afraid of neither man nor gob- lin. they confided their plan to young Eldad Chamberlain. To their surprise. Eldad nhowed no contempt or scorn for their enterprise, but eeeute.l to be willing and pleased to enter into it "l -on bring your iron. Eldad.- sold Abner, referring to the only piece of property that Chamberlain was known t' Ips -a superb flintlock captured in some militaryexpedition "No no. Aer." Eldad answered, "no gnn in dealing with ghosts. It would but make matters worse " so there was no gun in the party when. on the appointed night. at about eleven o clock, young ("iamtierlain pod. diel the treasury seekers ont from the shore in the moonlight. making hest for the op{smite 'those well above ('.larke's island to mlalemd any possible watcher, Es,yte,r and then .dropping down in the shadow t of the forest and npiaeieaaly steal;nr t acmes the narrowest r to the f As they came np to a log at the bank e F.idael. at the stern, ieekoned to Abner. a in the bow. to get out first H. did sn, an and the bough of • tree knocked off his beteg Ose•d. An eminent minister of the goo once said there wait nothing more favor' able to health than doing good. His re- marks may have been deemed by some as not a little eetravagant, but we be. Neve it was nevertheless true. That it is more blessed. or in other words mon happy. to do good than to receive, to the language of Our Lord and Savior hiuuelf. But wherein u title n the mind alone, We donbtess to tit 1 We s it ibelieve the Apostle who motes this se the langunaagSee of Christ. included in his idea of blesssd- nese the happiness of broth mind and body Experience demonstrates the truth of the proposition• that active benevojsate too • most salutary tendency on our physical well being. Hardly anything is re hurtful than the very common practice of thinking and talking about oar little indispositions• or oven oar bodily pains It cannot mitigate hem , on the uontrary it aggravates hem. He whams heart is set on dolor good -who 1. constantly devising of relenting schemes of benevol.nos, V pt to forget his own trouble& t , ff�� y the leant, they rotor to his metal ore seldom than to the idle. Aad Net proportion as he forgets then, will bat Uttering • smothered ere's:nation In they be fnend gradnalty to di.apsar. of fright. he dove back into the cavo.. Nathan Alexander clapped his hand over Abner'. month. least he sheen' b .peak and break the X11 and the two . teen partially capsized the beat and fell into the water. Elda.l, though hes rides pi shook with langhter, ..p.ti d ry shod epee the log and helped the twit M • ort of the water hes They were • trill's bail oat with osteo, while A�btew�P7id's l wi head glistened is the Ile ese.aN�R tine fa hat 1. not 1. the whose heart warmed with the love of his fellow town, aro who rally delights to do there awl prier to the exeretien of say of his bas, but Men rainy' that incense of pi"osers--that Mee a htwr-wbioh the vitiates of thew plana itself product's. Ns ehewrfalnee• greedy increased ~fulness is always secom ed tit • better slats et cirenlatlen et oho Ws, and with a swore healthy and errgeele •Mivity of the dwell sad of serves. ernes. thea Me epos/1i Abaosder s pow.rhrl Sine shook with .a i arses tie is law r peseigitalrag JJL. with IDs eswas_ls i sliest but i ly sepprein.d as, -�' the la short, there is able tie Malin +s pet" Clinton Lrs. A.tterso•, wife of the late itobt. Aotterme, left for Toronto, on Monday, where she purprrse livt.g in Lome : the business men generously made u p enough money to pay for the railway fare of herself and family Having suffered over two years with eon snpation, and the doctors not having help- ed me, 1 eonclnded W try Burdock Blood Ritter., and before 1 used one bottle 1 win cured. 1 can also recommend it for sick bealacbe. ETH rt 1) Hau.,v, Lakeview, Ont. Seaforth . Mr. Fanikaee is suffering from injuries sustained by falling frees a tree which he was pruning. The breach he was .Wiling ea gave way bad he fell with greet force against a window. the glass of which oat his leg .p pretty badly. ia'tT1.s:11sN. - Tw. years ago my huub•ad of red from severe indiwtie., but wee e.wphNiy cored by two bottles of gardelek Shawl Bitters. I eve weir r..r.me.d it to ail eegerrrs Iran this dimes.. Ma Jomp Heim, 13 (kesa.ea., Teener*. Wiagbaes v Greasy received the ..d isblligw*e by win es, Y.aday that kb bristlier Hsgh, residing ed remember, Rasa .runty. W *Mad of brew bray w *rsaiag at 7 o'ebek. Mr. (horsy bid • letter frees the demand shoat three weeks age .ad he was thus 1. .=lln iess health said re hi ha .ktg eMuitad o...r.►ip of t.a .M Aeutu.erusl, an welsh he toss 1. lay. ren•red Deas*, bels...,, Interwoaed, send Mie harts whereas the frailly was aced mill brew hies se mare i1. heaves a te0 and - a wed! ehdWe` Yr. Ursine We the mm. heel t. Ma.ad the hem/ 1pfATURE YIELDS ANOTHER SECRET ! I t is theperfection of the well matured pant properly cured by expert growers. Mild flavored, bright and of match- less quality; Mastiff Plug Cut pleases the most fastidious. J. It PACK T.h,van C,.. itkrbmwtd. V•„ •.d M.1.lreral. tea. CRISP ANO CASUAL. '• Ve.rstty " great value to the cous,mer Try IL how. Mortificati.ma are often mote painful than real calam i t ie s. !wt•t upon having the Varsity cig•r,tbey are uarqualled. ' 1•tw Carpet tacks are 000samed at the rate of 50,000,000 a day. " Varsity " u the finest five Dent cigar ever offered the public. bow The cannon cat u.e in the world's armtee have cost t.xpeayers $40,000,000. A t10vtle can draw twenty tunes ole own weight. So can • mwterd plaster. England oommal,de the gateways of many seas and most of the gulls of the world. It you ono" tried a t minty, you will never smoke any other brood of five ...cut Gagers. letw. A ton of steal is worth mote than its weight to gum when made into haireprtoge for watcher. The Mohawk Indiana will not allow so much as • blade ..f grara to grow upon the rarere of their companIma Au alloy that adhere* so firmly to glass that it may be used to solder pieta* together te made by • French chemist. lir. Low's Worm Sirup has removed rape wale+. fron. IS to 30 feet long. It also de • *troy. .11 other kinds of worn... lm Of the tweedy -six herons who signed the Magna ('bars• three w.ot0 their names and twenty -throe made their matka The flute took its name from the Outs, an eel caught in Italian waren which hasarreo .pots like finger holes on its sides. Wood's Norte av Pine Syrup cures coughs. Wood's Norway floe Syrup cure. colds. Wood's Norway Pine Syrup heals the lunge. The tacker telegraph is being introduced IOW many 1.:g al•.rtu.ent and fiat houses m London by the °woe's for the benefit of the tenants. l'udinel Richelieu Fated children and loved cat., tt'hen he died his favorite Angora pet referred to eat, and very soon perished, re: ala (..d) rallies. From the Hartford Courant. Pretty Dearly every one knows or ought to know what an 0:.1 fashioned "candy pull" menus. It used to beat the "apple. ben" and such other country affair. away out of sight, and was a much sweeter way of enjoying a winter •reniog. it chanced recently tram • family in the outektrts of the city thought they would indulge the children to roe of thew pastimes, and things were mute ready. It wee just at the end of the last snow, and when the moieti s@ had been boiled sutticiently and had bees "tried" by dropping a few drops on a bit of snow, the dishful wee placed 0• the snow just outside the door, the .titcker to cool off and be ready ler pulling. Some half grown pigs had been capering about the yard, likely to keep warm, a. one of them chanced to corns apos the duh of sweet stuff, which by that time had be come considerably cooled on the surliest, so that when the follows nose toughed it at was not in the least u000mtortable. The supposition is that with hie usual avaricious- ness the fellow plunged his pout away down to the bottom of the vessel. Neutral- ly he got a pretty warm reception whew be bit the middle of the mer, and gopte natur- ally, too, he pulled palled for dear life. The half -cooled Dandy .tuck to him like • leech, and with an audible front he fled ar best he might. The people who were chat- ting within while He cooling promise w.. going oo, harried to the door fast in time to see piggy lighting oat, ca.dy and .11, for freedom. They Esse chairs they weight .. well have tried to catch • cyclo.*. The youngster Sally ram himself out, so to speak, the candy haviag meantime cooled eaffifirotJ to make it . difficult matter to remove the ioeuml'ranee from the poor br.te's woos 1t u nader,tuod that the "pull" that was down for the eventing woe ind.finately po.tp..ed, sae nils, es, wr *'eel. A dainty Seelsi wife ea rise occasion not the tint pah.-had declined to .In srwn.ahing her Imeha.e wasted. A sharp argument followed. Yi.dewife,•' einoth he "as • (Airistian woman ye reit to da. what I tell ye." "i diene see fiat ora," replied the wife. "Wow,.. ! diva. Paul say, wires, submit yourselves te your hes heed. '" "tie ay f bet ite just there whaur 1 diger wt Paal. Pule 1.cis• he bodes • wife homed' or he raver wad hae d.or'd to say Me • thing." Era and . am055. A story is gala( the remit le the effect th.t a married lady had • tlirthiay sawyer ley • .heat team age, upon wWMh her hes had p resseuef her with • pretty piano lamp. He wee numb l•Nred *hos .he told him she Mirada! re give it hie masa, seta be salted her reamer fee so psetlint a C71sate. " Web," she .•td, " yet knew 11 has • goal deal of hems short it, it fe ka.d..oe to leek .a, it 1. met reaterhayT brilliowt, require. • geed deal •f alt soli, ie sewmai new &.Neatly es its leg., liable te et�1sM VIN. half fell, liras .p *....eon. w * always met at bedtime, load ie brand Cuomo Ilwasemo, U. N. A., flee ilfaas. Oat, .ars : ",1Bshti Wmrr% *etmdy I. w Eget esedisee.11 hew OVOI Mad got braid M me ray teat" Porth.. 0 meta Sad y .d ee..gne. • w It bas often been contended by stomach, it comes in contact with physiologists and men of science gen- numberless nerve fibres its the walls orally, that nervous energy or nerve of this organ, which at once send a nervous impulse to the nerve centres ous impulses which pass along the which control the stomach, notifying nerve fibres, were only other names them of the presence of food ; where - for electricity. This seemingly plans. i uponpply the nerve Centres sendnerve downe ibis, statementnt was beer suof nerve force or fld, to at once begin the operation of digestion. But let the nerve centres which control the stomach be de- ranged and they will not be able to respond with a sufftcieut supply of nerve torte, to properly digest the food. and, w a result, indigestion and dyspepsia make their appearance. So it is with the other organs of the body, if the nerve centres which con- trol them and supply them with nerve foroe become deranged, they are also deranged. The wonderful success of the remedy known as the Great South accepted for • time, but has been completely aban- doned since it has been proved that the nerves are not good conductors of electricity. and that the velocity of a nervone impulse is bat 100 feet per second --which is very much slower than that of electricity. It is now generally agreed that nervous energy, or what we aro pleased to call nerve fluid, is a wondrous, a mysterious force, in which dwells life itself. A very eminent specialist, who has studied profoundly the workings American Nervine Tonic is due to of the nervous system for the last the fact that it is prepared by one of twenty•five years, has lately demon- the most eminent physicians and strafed that two-thirds of all our specialists of the age. and is based ailments and chronic diseases are on the foregoing scientific discovery. doe to deranged nerve °entree within It possesses marvellous powers for or at the base of the brain. the care of Nervousness, Nervous All know that an injury to the Prostration,He•dache,Sleeplessness, spinal cord will cause paralysis to the Restlessness, Bt. Vitus's Dance, Yea body below the injured point. The pal Despondency, Hysteria. Heart reason for this u, that the nerve Disease, Nsrvonsnes. of Females, fdtce is prevented by the injury from Hot Flashes, Biek Headache. It is rsaehing the paralysed portion, also an absolute speed's for all Again. when food is taken into the stomach troubles. SAS_ WILS ON Wholesale and Retail Agent for Goderich and vicinity IH8I8T Upon having Featherbone Corsets. Refuse all substitutes. See May ars lasers, Sec PATENTED SEPT. 11rd, ISM. Re. 110110. NONE ARE GENUINE UNLESS SO STAMPED. THEY A R E PLEASANT TO TAKE YET POWERFUL TO GURE FE '*. unit IOWICfs. !S 'WS A SOIL Th pals notold oder nausease w lark a.; we.kci Metro,. asp aid w aI we they tar up r k. de Meir sat ��itrt+teJ .4 a thee alcor e ewenamc. t•. awl welt they reel-. s. t,ti'■o,w, hie,,,H...e. its Nih.m. �h Wreeew• p. h', ler el a -d ■H lows again/ i:np,ee lino!, •I..g,..0 err.. h.& Tear Orsure.t ler Tans. -OITY-- COAL AND WOOD YBAD. 1 u..W sways. glye. to SAWED AND SPLIT WOOD. Heada•artar, for ell grades of NAM, SOFT & RW*8111111 COIL (Nes .siga.4 as slsher msskee errlssw v gd os Bea sir ►wires bare aper Ttisf• CAIit. TttNr.w. O s welleew. JOH I & PLAIT. Prop. PATENTS ! CAVEATS. TOM NARIS ARS CVII* ITI Obeaaed. sae an braises" is the U. & Pato Otiee atteedee to .t MODLR4 !g PIM. Our ewes W snyesite the U. a. Pound Ol- eos. and w i saa eieaa Patentys. 1a kw dors hen those -emcee Irma WASWING not [Ned Nonni. OR DRIor, No. Ws ss• vise es te teb(Ily free •f .b•ege w. XkP 5V C1 4 R N UJNLsid 1FJ� OL We reffer hers. w PtistssaMer rt wilett te xowe rotor a. •aeaj ear PAs U. PAW se. dee. orMeeO•sttvwtewrite to C A •/iw C .• O.•.MadVe O1111a•.weert.S'50 D.O 14/ i)oes ONO. BARRY, tit. Ooderieli furniture dealer sod undertaker, keep the twat 'took of fsrnitara sad undertaker's . rpplies t Aad how is that lie sea sell so cheap! BECAUSE Hs diads that it par is W hog tea His meets IN: .4 Small Prelim .ad Qui* Re tome He am ,Hakes • lir idly 1 Hilal. ONO Yr a sal WI