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THE SIGNAL : GODERICH- ONT., THURSDAY, JUNE 22, 1893.
"Shorter" Paatrj
and
"Shorter" Bills.
We aretalking about • " shales►
ting" which will not cause iaJi•
r gestton. Those who "know • thing
.or two" alssi Cooking (Marion
:ila:land among a hast of others)
• are oaiag
COTTOLENE
'instead of. Lid None but the
.purest, healthiest and cleanest
•icgredients go to make up Cot-
tolene. Lard isn't healthy, and la
not always clean. Those who as
Cottolene will be healthier and
wealthier thin those who use
Led -healthier because they will
get '• shorter " head; wealthier
bagasse they will get "sF.orter •
gantry bili, -dor Cnttolene costs
n o more than lard nod goes twice
e s far -so is tat Lan as expensive.
Dynpeptioadefiant in It
Physicians/indorse it l
Chefs preasonI
Cooks extol It
Housewives welcome Ill
All liveGroosre ace itl
Made only t.y
N. K. FAIRBANK & CO.,
Wellington and Ann Streets,
MONTREAL.
TIIE POETS CORNER.
nem -tktag- Mar•TMn-1 tee laic.
By the M.o nt perhaps. where the Laggard
uap.,
Lies Saeething-may-turn up-ville,
Just beyond Maybe, lea the ('reek Let's
See,
In the VJley of Time to KitL
And the Fowl that way, so people sty.
Is easy enough to fare.
On the path of Few•, just tfo aa-v'ott-pletoe,
Turou,{h the Region of IAwt1 may -cure.
Or .1*we you may &la:, in your paint. i
treat,
Oa the Tide of Well Keough,
Where the banks ars fair, and a frrgranue
u there
Trots. the blossoms of ('Leek and Bluff.
Von can he at ease beneath the trees,
le the grass of .eltidr Slope.
Ahd hear tite trill when the day is still,
Of the bird called I,roundlose Hopp.
And the lazy sweep, and rhe droning doep,
Of the trees in your eha•ly tower,
%ViU luU you to rest on earth's soft breut,
As you wait for No•Tima hour.
You oan watch the sk:es, or philosophize,
Or slew throe i,h the live -long day
Von out Simmer there with never a etre
Till the Foot -Killer comes that way.
Tar Character la Ike riser.
A tlry eye means a hard heart.
A pottier opper lip indica••ee timi,lity.
An ittoiitai:ioant nose means an iusignai-
Cant man.
,1r* open mouth is a sure sign of an empty
bead.
Lege ears ate found on the hods of
coarse people.
1'verso hair always ;wheats, coacse or•
ganiutinn.
Very full cheeks indicate great digestive
p Owers.
A pr•.j:t' pig under lip shows malignity
an.1 avarice.
A double chin is invariably • sign of •
lover of the table.
Pointed noses generally belong to meddle-
some people.
aline eyes hehong to ponple of an enthus-
iastic turn of mind.
huge eyes in a small fa+.•e atweye betoken
aisliciousnees.
A retreating chin is always bad ; it shows
lack of resolution.
if tho forehead be shorter than the nose,
the sign is of stupidity.
A steely blue eye is often the sign of •
merciless disposition.
Fine hair generally hetokeue native good
taste and intelligence.
Short, thick, curly hair is an indication of
great natural sorength.
Very tightly closed lips are usually found
in secretive characters.
irregular teeth generally indicate lack of
culture and refinement.
Freckles, pike red hair, are an indention
of an ardent temperament.
A loov forched indicates intelligence :
short forehead activity.
The upper hp, whoa projecting, shows
arrogance and want of shame.
A dimple in the chin is pretty, but indi-
cates weak mental orgaaiaatioe.
The ridge of the perfect nose sboufd !.e
bread and almost straight.
A ending lip betokens a supercilious and
haughty temperament.
The chief characteristic. of • broad face
are inflexibility awl obstinacy.
grey eyes ars geoer•Ily found aaeociated
with prudence and foresight.
A thick neck generally accompanies • gross
orgsnisattoa and coarse tastes.
Projecting, rolling eyes belong to pimple
destitute nt genuine veneration
Warta on the chin and tndio•tw industrious
active, sangatse persona.
Any marked peculiarity of countenance
iMiaates same peoularity of mind.
TWk. heavy, regularly arched eyebrows
alispe indiaate mond Marmot.
TMs Roman sons shows the greater char
maw ;t the (:reek sews the greater twat.
�qjf eknt ogee show great natural
iwtsees, together with w lack of ilia-
..erity.
A head 11.1 on the Nip indicates leek of
esverenee and deficiency of moral mud -
Idea.
Aaknotty forehead is a rare
stem of a , eripsl. sad isv.,tlgsesag
nits&
A inert spoor Up Militates liveliness
d theme' est always kt•dii.
APPOINTMENT 91r A CANADIAN
we tee OSetat 51.tles1laa .t the V. S.
tr•Dartesout of Agriewltere.
Our anemia pride is gratified by the
ivataticee that are continually eroppiag
up of sul'ceasful Came/bans (teem impor-
tant peeitions 111 the United Staten. Ores
of the latest inst.tne es of this kind is the
ulticinl app.onitue*tt of Mr. Henri L
Robinson. The Brunswick IN.S.I Nett,
ter has this to say about it :
"Henry A. Ruhiva.,u, a native of New
Ilruuawiuk, ha, tin appointed Staged.
ciao of the Ineartinent of Agriculture
at Washington. lir. Robinson is a that-
lurh-going Fres Trader hu 1 Mingle Tax
lima. He is ore who believer in Ohs
complete a'a ;ition of all tempi.,, and ties
raising of reveous by a dim•t tax as the
rental value of land. Tee iuenssos
which a statistician eau . eerciue is pretty
well underetuod in l'anada, an.1 the fact
that a roan Lending the ec'rems
%idea of Mr. Kubin.00t Itis been
appointed to such u gr ai peon iu
the Agricultural Depart nirut, will
aungoit the idea that Free Trate pure
and sin,.dw with its neutral c•.rullery,
1).rect Tagatiou, is the ultimate policy
of the Cleveland adnriui:at'atiou."
Mr. Robinson believe+ that 'no long as
revenue is railed by duty on imparte it-
ln"tters little whether -'tch ditties are
Ili„ h or IOW: lite laid u. ora an I laborers
of the country have t-' pay Them in the
end. A d•reet tea cannot be so easily
trausferrd and if tonal on the rental
value of land apart fru., ilnprereinents
cannot l tt transferred at all."
The statistical returns wile,' 11r. Rob-
inson will prepare and which will be
well distributed, may have an important
bearing on the result of the 1'rt'_Idential
election ia
W1It. et. Peter's R srsed.
While the rhumb n i:•11y burned on that roll winlei e
ten.
Aad Use peieet on the shier elk was awing, Pa-
tton,
Colonel bifIityis etel•itd up eat a walk that was
tongs
And re+"a►kel : '•I *Al give ren a heti:dila! pita
C}ow wble•k t•, ete.t a n<e < o o b to the !WAN'•
wtrett the eteriaoid. Woe ao I the L,tatinke sung.
...the priest aoe:i) smart itt the ley el his heart,
Did tae colonel reoutre, loth ur.le awl apart :
•'N I set the nee (hutch in rig re.;Wit,
M oat 1 have . nose., he•a ut pini cutch !
For me lapel it will pet
Frau ten d"flare • tet .t
To sheet ca! en dollars an lark !'•
Nis remarks. a erhearl ty ofd Ze`.e'ke !•adl►
tit :he peso'. mbar 1ecit : the latter he. t
-11 } nu71 twill our her ult..r. h w the oh .l
tate. (,
. not airs a erre th,: 111 a:,e you, and free.
Kit two •-rya 111 s41 1111, for a tr, e y ant
And 111 hand }.: •.t a heantit.a ei.u- d the hard,
Bolden . h o the t+..mtry, ymtr toner • 10 01..:l�
And 111 hate in thane/eve a hog t .tppar hell.'
While the prima la Ws grati:u,k looluel an the.e
twee
Tttoupch Ile .•.ttdlu't acid/. what to ay a ro de.
Huth bh frieml. ratty ore.',
Khlb they .ho•,gr.: of the tate
Ur their rel rice.
'vac in !mamas
. It 1 zet the nee .her h in me region,
lauu e 1 have a meat l.•aetthel cinch!
r"oe sty iaa.l it will pan
Irmo.. :en finnan a OMI'
To about se.ea dollars an inch'"
-R. K. W
Ts • Lreau of Ike Ships.
:100 we h).ok at the tl...a of wur ships
gathered peacefully term to celebrate the
victories of peace the thoughtful mind
marks progress of still other kinds. bet-
ter than any neat •ria! advance, This
gathering means an on ',mous gn'n in
ei ihTllron, ant the very engia•ee ..1 war
Mut are shown to make a holiday are
eloquent re.einder-,tf that grew t.1 en-
1i011tenuient which p.naui,es t', abolish
the savagery otw•ar from huerin mitt -
tenons. It is worth while to leek is what
earlier age than this such a gathering of
the war ..hip, of all n ;tions would leave
been pea;1 !o -in d•::at earlier a{e ell
great u pane.• i,ruya bed, Thiuk how it
was even one hun.lred years alto. :111
Europe tea+ then tlseething tat4ron of
war. Frain*, war in the throes of the
Terror. 'Ilse Gen•.an Empire. with Aue-
tria a: its 1..:;.1. was waging
the ruin, !Ili war which continued
almost so it bout nbaemunt for ten
yearn and cost the p,t,essi•'n of the
Netherlaml., the Rhenish provinces, and
the ICaiian S:ate,. eading in the ditsolu-
tiun of lite Empire it-att. Itltaaia-Wt-
macl like -lifted its h and against every
neighbor. and was in turn hated and
feared by all. The dismemberment of
Poland. with all the horrors incident to
that great (historic dime. hadun.
Italy was torn to fragments. Fang:ted
was stippling her memories to maintain
the Continental 'struggle and still cherish-
ing the Idea of the rtenneuent of the
American States, whore independence
seethed to her states:mei a ,tare techni-
cality. imagine un attempt to a.ss-•mble
the warships of Chnatentiorn in celebra-
tion of the discovery of America or any
other of pear e s conquests!! Oo hack
another century and the case is still
more appalling. In that age diplo-
macy i'.elf wait treachery and
the relations of the Powers were
those of highwaymen distrusting each
other's good faith even when
acting together in their echemea
of conquest and plunder. It was an age
in which hereditary enmities were a
great a fore of conscienceless ambition
itself In international affairs. How great
the gain in civilization has been the
present*• of the fleets of all the nations to
make a pageant herr bears testimony,
and as we contemplate the progress and
mark its continuousn.ws, may we not
hog /gully look to the future for still
larger secant -me May we not draw from
gaits already made the hops that the
nations of Christendom may become
truly civilized in another hun.lre.d years?
They arm now rather for the preserva-
tion of peace than for the waging of war.
May it not he that by the time another
Columbus centennial corn•e round, with
another !Modred years of civilization add-
ed, they will find it unnecessary to arm
at alt. -New York World.
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nee et Awtrta•s Odd Superstitious.
It is a tradition in Austria that if an
unmarried man deetr•ny the eke of an
unmarried woman ho mutt within two
twelvemonths make her his wife, or
"mourn wlereer he go. hie days full of
woe : in life or death be shall know no
rest, nis body accurst, his soul unbind :
woe to him on earth or air, woe to him
?oilier or e'er." A tale is told of a Prince
Ka wk .oeldentally put out the eye
of mama gu i. ire wanted to marry
he at the king would sot cuwaeot,
arm es•t misfortune pursued h otb.
The Ming was killed and the prince,
*flee iurredible suffering. committed
.slide.-Fhibed.Ipkia iRecord.
reels etsd ■ e (Mare.
Fr•-glish critics are cordially welcome
Mg the Mar mod practically complete
edition of the Diary of teirewrf old
Master Pimp. Mr. )iynors Brigitte'
edkios was tilde chiefly to ogeepy tb
Wars of an brimild. and Ul losaNh and
dealt with la e' Py led se
work sl hiresdiesola In en
IDIS HANDd-
•'1.1.. l lads Ma.e p kiektel 84111." $s..
etc., 1. • Proverb Tree New as Ryer.
Tlhe notion it far loo p sraind that
work, unless et Der•eeelty Ile A tttMW& of
obtanuny( a liveld."od, is mai a vary im-
portant actor in the cdr11aMrgt t.f eltild-
teu: that unless titer aNa d to work,
it is not p„amticuklrly .sesarary for thea,
to do bn, at least for the Iihn sawn years
of their Uvea t'bil:ihoad and youth are
looked upon as a steo.ou whey cases and
nee i .usibUitie should be as few as pee -
seem and when play, pleseure uead at-
tendance upon allots! aro the primo
thinge of importance. Mothers ear. "I
wont my caddie -u to lave n ga J time
and el pied wl.tle deer are s o.lug;
tl.ry w'ih have trouble enonglt t:s they
grow older," never r,.rhz:ue that the
very way to make their life lurdens.}ine
se they grow ohlcr• is the very pian of
allowing nom to grew up with so much
u.nenu;ietl ti'to. `patch n! the &inter
to young eir;a lie, in their Leek ;4 sys-
tem lIh! home mai., lente ,pled attd
U'li Goer . o' I at Item-, tipsy drift oat.eids
of bottle ter e•n;o•ri;'''auent rte I nniu+e-
naea:: that• wail: tee strove:, troldeat
the depots azul park*, go anywhere and
everywhere u here something can b,
fund to occupy their time and atten-
tion. while. a• one writer upon the soon.
jot los s:id. "tax me tsiken mothen en -
grimed with Isenie dutioa. her time folly
occupied in work, does not realize hew
much her dau liter', active mirth craves
etnpeiyinent. and thous ecertlh-ee her
dau.thter's bast good t.. sec -r:•, 10 l:Ar the
very leisure which is •,o do vetoes. In-
stead of training her to the Irabitu.tl
thoughtfulness .t hick induetryr naturally
cuttivateee. ,he .'•u1}plies her with alp the
money else can Alain, and all the erec-
tion) ker self-ea•'ritice can seethe for her,
and Zeta her drift about, on the cats, in
the stores, to cou^erts. d neee and the
theatre. with no ol.,•t"t in life bit to pees
the hours in pleat:tire-setking. It may
b.- Hint those daughter is unwilling to
.hare the Tonne dress but this, too, is
tl:e mother's fault. and the result is the
some : and so three mem:, girls, without
the Isilanee wit sea rf deep teou;lht io
any direction. without the habit of sem
tcuiatic action in say li re. fall easy vie -
tints to the influence of aetronner mind."
The wonder is not that to ntauy fall, bit
that any tocsin.
«• Mr . Jtary A. i.ivernore, writing mon
this *object nays "levet uhf i•aht,tical
training not tiny )Hakes dependent and
inetticient women a •ur daughters, bort
it puts them in fearful petit morally. In-
dolence is always .lenoontiizing. h wins
health, destrnrs beauty. tend enfeebles
the will. When temptation erne• in
the praapeet'of • life of ease. rnliitough •
coupled with dislo uor, it i; -pr.ent 1,
allure an indolent, light -heart el. frivo-
lous young woman, unless nature ha.
endowed her with euperior moral in -
▪ "Out of Iwo t i..;ti nand fallen wo-
men in the city of New Yon:, ci,ettteeu
hundred and eig'.ty had been brought
un to do do notl_ine. five hna.l,r.( and
twenty -rive picot..• h .lcs:ituti•,:r ea tie
(-one of their eel is f •. and all bit fifty-
one had been rebteete:v educate:le'
I llencoa is a .Lia invitation to wine. 1
.1U will agree that (sumer loafer, anti
street loiterers represent one ed the
meat depraved cod:taiee among young
sten. The h+or that le lase Irvin the
time he is old'unu:l, to woe.: and study.
will not 1>` very Ii:ely to windier into
the paths of rico. milers cx rad to
,erne special teutp:atioa.
fhe late hhau S:anlsy ease said :
••l.•ieure'mitsuari, u•1 idle hour waiting
t•i hoe eml.lnyetl. ere. loots with no 'x-
cuy,atiou. elle and e•upty minds with
welling to thine -awes are the sumo
tt:uptatioas to evil. Fill up that empty
veep i, employ th.ii' veeent hours, occupy
nesse liaolees haw i..: the evil will depart
i•ec tnse it Inas no place to enter in, be-
0.ntse it is conquered by good. It is a
pimple fart, and cell known, that it a
cup Ls full, it can bold no more: and like -
i e the child whose time is fully occu-
pied with good aud useful occupation,
will have no time for tee side which
nstan always !lila fur idle hands to do.
tilenten is au active se well as a petv.ire
evil. God u.ade thecitild to be busy: and
itet is tent busy with good. it will be mee-
u ith evil"
Let a love of work for work's sake be
created. then idleness will not seem
pleasurable : and to ith mind and hands
well occupied. the opportunities for evil
will be greatly Renamed and teniptatlotis
easier to overcome. The training in this
direction needs to be begun in tee earliest
ehileho.d, with seeh ample occupation
and Iasi• as are neve! t.. t'r, chilefs age
and strength: not those of an irksome
character. hut emit as will All this time
with helpful, inlerestiug and enjoyable
occupations, tending to instill into This
character a desire for usefulness and a
love of employment. -Mrs. E.E. Kellogg
in (toed Health.
What Shears Cost.
The prices of slaves varied very great-
ly to different parte of the South in :ante-
bellum days. In States like South
Carolina or l.ouiaiaua, when, naves
were always in demand, much more was
paid for them than in the t*enter S:atos
like Kentucky or Miatouri, where they
could easily run away. In New Orleans
$10100 to eeein0 was often paid for a god
carpenter or bleksmlth. who in Ken-
tucky or Misouri would not have
brought more than half as much. Many
slave -traders mane a regular business
of haying in the border States and se11-
ing in Mobile, New Orleans or ('Iharlet-
ton, and there was always a lundeone
KOH in the transaction. Tim mod
risky pert of the business was the gum -
anter demanded that the slave would not
run away. The time limit was com-
nwnly thirty days• and the matter was
usually arranged with the slave himself
by taking hu pr,ntise and giving him
ne or $10 to stay until the guarantee had
expired. There was one instance in
si'hich the primps* was faithfully kept;
the newly purchased slave remained
during the thirty Jays, and on the night
of the thirty•flret Danppearcd and was
not again hear) of tint'', after the war,
wh• n he returned anti explained how
he left on a ship bound for some Wert
Inliun port.
Net to 1w Ia•e r.veo.
This pretty story is told of a ;bee
tinguiehed lawyer. He and his wee,
were at a eoctal gathering where Ih .
questkxt was disruss.d: "Who would
you rather be if not yourself?"
Ilia wife asked him for hie reply to the
question.
He answered promptly, ''Your second
hluthand, dear." — - —
The Mikes ta..wn Cess.
The oldest rota in the world is an
synera
page• d the year TOD RC. 1t is
hog a
km ens ��t i ret es iv maea UUonthe kink
N$ Teens.
UTILIZING HIM
�►�r�?1i
w•
Fanner Ottemtka--low, I reok'n that
was a tni;hty ,dirt else tf urine to set
Aded!.htta J•Jrt to wore ntorkin' out
eurtt-nows with that 'ere nicer/vie of hien.
I've found suulhla' he's g x' i fir at Inst.
erase. at ntati s lack quicker
Elan et dining his ereJiL
Lana ai;itat w,. are a . called because
they are inclined to ,halt; wore.
(clad; ; -My tuiud ie m ale up. Vivian
-Thank de tr. I knew the rent of you
era'.
People' le who pay dectot» bill to Motu
to Mit the physicein's abil.ty to heel hriru-
eelf.
Those is osteone cement el abort a
clutn•h bell. h L along: wihi:u a to be
tolled.
••Tim r'. up," wonlo)ui•cd Bagley as he
cane cut of tee pewit ewes where ito had
not left hie wince.
••1Vlutt terns is applied to a men that
14 111/11 swelter marls na:ud on a chore?'
"Ten year g.werelty"
Fortner (i't pnw*Mtuhp, aur1t-iief at the
dlversilyi-'Pain niy awl' llreibalstein
-I1 >w mite!. you rant on it'
:1 px•rwarn has to have let, of p!L*lt to
aucc..el i.l this world. Ile can't even
run a lawn mower with rhe it.
With ovary iuoreesin; n •oiai'..ility of a
chulcr.t vieitatuoa t`.era wit! be an in-
ctte:re is the afteudance at church.
S,rwil boy.iu a hurry you you phase
cunt• end sea nay father he's very eick.
Ab'•int-utlmeed -Yes, with pleas -
este goer Mas-
i/in Wabash -Hew did you goose to
Marry your dl.ore.d heehaw, Noise •Yea
Lakonia It was the ostly way 1 eenld got
.ay ides gay.
Mat iss (labssortiea.
M. Peter-YMd 5516$[ i tees O Oa
coolers iia• sten d Bastes Wd--t11.M 4ae,
yes
•to as wide•& Widmannintro-
hoed tro-
e
ram.* ••aelUra'
Exacting Father --lames. how are yea
Refiled elate with that mi, of woolla
flag' Reb.11tans Sun I'm making about
throe knots an hour.
tN•ek to Ike halt.
Right actions spring from right principles.
In cases of diarrhoea. dy.entary, cramps.
oulic, saamer complaint, cholera morbus,
eta. the richt remedy a Fowlers Flue:
of Wild Strawberry, as uulailiag ours
made on the principle that nature's remedies
are best. Meer travel without it. 3w
The proper functioae of a government is
to stoke it nay for the people to do rood,
and dilteult to do eeil--Ulsdstoec,
ure-
Johony-What a lot of bight eoloes
that parrot h Zc! Willie-Iguts• he
.oust hare been hatched out ()tan E.u,ter
egc;.
He (exhibiting ,ketch) -It's the beet
1ei"g I ever did. Mtn (i tupnthc:icaUs)
well, you mus:v't lei that discour-
age yu;t.
Von I)ohtn-Do you believe tint Ft.
Patrick drove the snakes out of lre:a:•ttr
siocloud-:gut I. It was the heavy tax
on whisky.
Water -Tight: "Does t'.. cellar leak:?'
"No it's lad two feet of water in it ever
$I'..•c I've been in the hoose. Not a drop
1*.s got out"
glow have s jtarrot, 1 believ, )ir.
Henpeck?" "nee." "Can he talk:''
"1 don't know. Fly wife doesn't give
hon a chance."
Mies Specie—What particular cuetwu
of tato Cguted State.; struck you lira '.'
pard Deli verum-The-aw-duty -I paid
to nie dininonds.
Lady --These wntrenir epoous look Uke
forks. aha:cr-Of course, ms'aru : you
e (AIM nut have souvenir ap000s Leek like
apar,na, would you
•'1)o you thiuk you could ever Ince a
poet enough to marry him: ' '• %Peel, 1
might if he were verv rich, an I p romise:i
faithfully to swear off."
"What Delicious mince pis you have
Mrs. Nuvyo: 1'd like W we your receipt,"
laid the guest. • •They erne paid ter yet,"
said Kra esuvvo. meekly.
"Why do we applaud thhe ate1 rano?
She didn't e:ug anything anybody could
typo) "No, but keep it up, old man ;
call her nark and she tnay."
•'Doo you thiuk cigarettes make a ran
proof against epidemic,.:" ••1 do.'• re-
plied the phy. ie ian : "they dost tea:t W
give the epidemic a chance.
May -What made you tell that horrid
Miss Stumble that alts danced iii• r an
angel ?-Liecatua I ttantgle, they never
danced, and neither will
lepstreete-Hello, old man' Wee are
you working for now? Hix ,cru:e
(gloomilyi-Mince I trove.' into the tfi;,ie-
tone elute, for my landlady mune
The Mode auk. rather h,a
when eou•tmx him up rill :le boys
Hub he .soul have en,iit at tenet
1'or the curare:tee he death ,m.
"What has induce' Marrowfat : , t lee
up genealogy all of a sudden." Il- ', try-
ing to bind trine surt of a relative in Chi-
cago so that he awn ge: ire: beard at the
fair.
"Ile said I wait eitht•r a fool or a
knave." He did ?? \Vrll, then. 1 coil
tell haat I have knowu you longer than
ho has. and 1 can swear you're no
knave."
Butcher -I nerd a boy about your aloe
and will give ;ti a week. Applicant -
shall 1 here a chance to rise? • yea I
want you to be here at four t.'ckock every
morning.
Deacon Jones -Do you think it sinful
to marry for money? Person Tinm-It
never occurred to me see on the contrary,
eintctitnes I have thought the for was'
ton small.
Wibble-\shat do you thunk of this
idea of building yachts out of paper?
Wabble-Ent : That's nothing new,
People had paper cutters when 1 was a
Antall boy.
(dabble -No, my cold doesn't seem to
be getting any better. I have gr*• sap Doer
that I can hardly speak. Sttllman-
ltome people would tall that a great im-
provement.
A careful young inan 'uptown when
calling on his -lent girl" always an-
nocuces himself by knocking. 1f hewer*
to come e in with a ring it tnigttt be con-
sidered* propane.
A Mistene Somewhere. -Editor -You
say these jokes are original ? Mr.
Chestnuts to humorous writer! -Yes, air.
"Their you mist he a flitch older man
titan 1 take Mu for."
••Why, what's the matter with the
boy?' '•I wus a +rein' how many ani-
mals front my Nosh's at k 1 Anoka hold
in my moot', step I've barn an' sweltered
a giraffe an' a zebra''
Adorn (reeling his way) -I lir arlIpppne
your sister rhose not like my arming Isere
. o often, doted else.? fettle brother month
d..tty►-(Ni. you needn't worry about
sister. 81e man endure 'moo anybody.
lt'e queer how the average mon who
takes ever en king chants. with the
mi ewllanen uI drinkahMi which the bar
affonis, werriee dreadfully for fear the
drinking water his town supplies hies
isn't abeolutety puts.
•'l never could nudevsland, Mr. Wide -
hat, why it Is they tall your part of the
eoestry the Woolly it e.C." it
woald-m- tt ba �1 any
e mystery. my dear
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The Signal
jasalre H 011 ISba etttsa 1e ps
modMM!st (Mss ler the p alar
/safer �1tasuths .f all tia.,,,�y
p.1 A horned eI this •nano•*
• tIMa�L man
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tg1 i% Ia.mothetg ) .. u
-M Is tl.ed d. sad.b.aoa ciao we .
.it yoer patresogs, feeling .outs
that oar snorts to -phase will meat trite
the approval of our pate ns
Aldt
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Yalu usuiul 51008 is kept in tie fell
range of qualities scum as lett,
bleeds. IN Idle
Letter i1t:tads
In this lute we have a very lard,
stock of tine writing paper* sag
able for every clean of bodes„
represented in this locality, coax
prlainf laid and wove, liar%
quadrille and other papers, ral.d
or untitled, as lnay be required.
euro. 'Heads
are not s0 generally used, clay Ln
an important place in commercial
correspondence. Flee what we've
got under the above heads.
lig\� 1i(ad►s
If the " paye-as-yon-go " pl n was
the order of the day the demand
for account paper would not be
so great; but there are son., mea
who get so many dunnere that
they wonder if oho •tock .i11 ort,
run out. Wedon't intents it tq
and at preseet our stock is con
plete in this line with four 'ire'.
(good paper and neat ruling.
VettattletheMNS
Loth single and double dollen
and cents columns. They come
cheaper than bill beetle, and We
the proper thing to send afters
delinquent once a month. They
are sure to fetch him 'round -
sometime.
THEY ARC Ill':LT TO SELL AT
"ME PRICES OFFErCO
The Cookl Bicycle Cauda
Brantford, Ont.
D ,.,a t t a Vow ?. Toro
G. W. TIIOMSON,
GODER:CH, ONT.
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DUNS -
BAKNG
POWLER
THECOOK'SBESTFRIEND
0AAOES- SALE IN CANADA.
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:71et ,.ores fo avlr t)r` 1
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effeitutific ltncricau
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PLANING MILL
EUTAILISM II 1351.
Buchanan & Son,
eiRCr.aTt arae
SABB, DOOR and BLIND
Dealers la •11 kiad. of
LUMBER, LATH, SHINGLES
♦ad balkier's material of every description
School Furniture a Specialty.
NEW ARRIVAL
—a/ --
SUMMER GOODS
LATEST STYLES.
•smart N� ssleeved salt. Portant
ir, *MOM
H.
DUNLOP,
le Wain. Tanta
t+ave\oVt s
Now, it would he hard to get
along without envelopes, and to
keep up with the ilems.rei for
them we keep a large • eta k os
hand. We have now shout
hundred thousand in stock, and
the prices will range from ;e. le
$2.00 per M. We handle eon
menial and legal sizes exclusively.
e°mutere0a\ Z'r'atkng,
has already been partially enm
crated in some of the heads above.
There is, however, a vast *mous
of work under this heed that to
enumerate would more than take
up the entire space occupied by
this adv't, but we do it all at Tess
Slog* L
Z eavttwt%Ons
to an "At Home" or • wedding
require considerable taste in *else
tion bmetimea, but we snake k
nn easy matter by keeping is
stock the very latest and beet
samples tfo be bad. Call and ere.
a\t $•\\s
belong to the poster department
also, and we make a specialty d
them -promptness being our aim
in this respect. A notice of sale
will appear in TNt SiosAL free d
charge when bills for same see tot
here.
of entertainments and meetings
promptly turned out, from this
plain but neat to the most elegant
with Dori and pencil attached.
Cara.% t w& T'‘tktts
This head covers • large ranged
work, from a broad or milk ticket
to a neat calling card, from an se
dinary admiasion ticket to a tasty -
business card or a handsomely
printed membership ticket
4 osttrs
Our facilities for turning out tion
class of work are evidenced by tY
fact that the great bulk of it b
done by us. This line also is-
cludea
Dodgers
which our three fast -running
presses are able to tarn out in s
surprisingly short time.
CAT eu.ko.‘
We aim to excel in all the differ
ent kinds of work we turn oa>,
hut ►ly in this, and kap
in .took plain and fancy par"
suitable for all requirements.
#\\ Acv.; ds of W oak
in the typogrwphieal printing lice
can toe tione in this ee'toblishmsst
in an expeditious and artlsfk
manner and
Our -P mets\\ 1st S00'^t1
*try rwsoraob\e.
We extend ear thane for past 0.'
dna and solidi • °asthma., 001 lis
etatms,
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