HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1892-9-22, Page 6THE FACT
That AYER'S Sarsaparilla cvass
Crenate of Scrofulous Diseases,
Eruptions, Boils, Eczema, Liver
and Kidney Diseases, Dyspepsia,
Rheumatism, and Catarrh should
ile convincing that the same course
of treatment wfu. cvaa you. All
that has been said of the wonder-
ful cures effected by the use of
AYER'S
Sarsaparilla
during the nest fifty years, truth-
fully appL _ .o -day. It is, in every
sense, The Superior Medicine.
Its curative properties, strength,
effect, and flavor are always the
same ; and for whatever blood
diseases AYER'S Sarsaparilla is
taken, they yield to this treatment.
V,'hen you ask for
AYER'S
Sarsaparilla
don't he induced to purchase any
of the worthless substitute., which
ars; mostly mixtures of the cheap-
est ingredients, contain no sarsa-
parilla, have no uniform standard
of appearance, flavor, or effect,
are blood -purifiers in name only,
and are offered to you because
there is more profit in selling
them. Take
AS/ER'
Sarsaparilla
Pr. -,grog J r+. Dr. J. C. Ayer a Cn., Lona:. Mae.
Sold h..... Drwgsa.t. ; tical St : ors bottles, SS -
Curse.
Curse ethers, will cure yen
SHE COULD RACE.
Time Paras''. Trotter win. !Without ■l.
knowledge.
Trout The Youth's Conip•oion.
The Rev. H. W. Pierson, D. D., was for
many years a travelling &gen' of the Amen
-
wu Bible Society in the Southwest. For a
part ut teat tine he rode • horse of which
he was iustly proud, and of witch he *peeks
again, god again, always in terms of eulogy,
in his volume of 1-emuisoeuces, " In the
Brush." lbe night he arrived at a celebra.
toil watering place. A four horse stage
coach drove up et the ,arae trlye, ant Ur.
Pierou noticed the eyes of the driver and
the passengers tiled aduurzugly npuu his
"Jenny. The oolprteur entered the
hotel, tegsterv& his mime --ser Iwo: prefix
-and went to the wall. room.. A, he tin
-
naked Ito ablutions and stated wiping his
face, the stage driver bunt Into the room
an great excitement.
Mr. Pierson," he said, " will you al
low your horse to run • The money Is up
and we'll have a race if you'll only say the
word.
As he spoke he shook at the agent's faoe
• mar of bank bills drawu through his lin
gers after the nannet of grumblers in these
parte.
Mr. Plenum was startled to hear his name
pronounced in this way by a stranger, but
bethought himself of the hotel reguter,theu
• servant appeared with hr saddle logs,
just waiting to show him to his room, and
with an abrupt, emphatic „ No, sir "' he
turned away.
In due time the supper hell rang, and Mr
Pierson stepped out of hu noun upon the
piazza. There he ercountcred a gentleman
who at one approached hum pleasantly anal
said
" I hope. sir, you will recon.ader your
decision, and allow your mire to run. I
have made • het that she an outrun any
thing here, and the money a up. Allot•
me to say that 1 stn an old t-irgmtan, and
a judge of hones, and if you will let her
run 1 num sure to win."
By this tune the Bible Society's agent
lad recovered his self po.,.esuua. Ile low-
e d politely to his Virginia friend, and stud :
Ib you think, sir, it will do for & Pres
bytenen clergyman to commence hone rac-
iog so atm after reaching the Springs'
Now it was the other man's turn to be
flustered. He did not say • word, and Dr.
Pierson went In to supper. When he came
out again, the stranger made up to him to
the most respectful manner.
" Allow me to speak to you again, sir. I
wish to apologise. i beg your pardon, ear.
1 assure you, sir, that uothing would induce
me knowingly to insult a clergyman."
Dr. Pierson made some good-natured re-
ply and thought nothing more about the
setter.
The next Wester, in paring through an-
other part of the country: he atop ed at &
blacksmith's shop to get a shoe tightened.
•' Wasn't you at the Springs last Summer
with the mars ! " said the blacksmith.
The doctor answered in the of irsoative.
" Well, " rid the blacksmith, patting
the mare's neck and looking into ',sc-
ary with • pleased expression. as if be were
living over spun some pieas&ot scene, " they
go'- her nut, preacher, and run her any
way
Tiro, as if to make the matter all right
with the owner, he looked up into bis free
with • .nide and an emphatic nod as he ad•
deet. " .and, preacher, she beat, she did.
He won his money.
A Care M(Assstttpglawamg Meadseke.
Dr. Silas Latae, while in the Rocky Moue-
taius, dieoovered • root that when oomMned
with ether herb' makes an easy and certain
cru for oonstipat.nn. It is in the form of
dry rents and (ryes, and is known as lane's
Family Medicine. It will sure seek headache.
For the blood, liver and kidney, and for
clearing up the complexion it doss wooden.
Druggists aril at at 50c. • package trough
for five Week IL (law
Meru nae and silrls Grow alert.
The veer of greats: grnwth le boys is the
o eerreth : is girls the fourteenth. While
gide reach full length in their Aftsenth per
they rewire fnll weight at the age of Mea-
ty. Boys are stronger than girls from birth
to the ekventk year: thee nrls homer sup-
erior phywerlly to the seventieth year.
whoa the tables w again turret awl n
Orr es. From November to April ehild-
d es grew very bttle sad gain no weight :
irttm April to Jolly they grin in height, her
hog ie weight, .net free, July to November
slay increase greatly r weight, bet set is
baffht
Mame. tassaaalt eaves Mererse.
THINGS WORTH KNOWING.
The Sepsember Ladies' Hama Jerald
famishes the following pump aha airy
►. carefully read and prm.rv.d by the ia-
aestrtoie meta s.
A D•Ueleae Coach Carry.
A ddtghtlwl oink Frady a meds 14r
the lollowtamgg receipt, sad will be head •
meet agreeable medicine as well ea here,
offal to all who use their rimes and are teen-
Idsd with threat •faction.
Break up • capful of shppery elm bark ;
let it soak as hour oe two is • cupful d
water. Half Al • cup with Una reed, had
All up to did true withleaving to
' mak the rats time as the 'Upper) Via.
When yes are ready to make tie Candy,
put one posed and • Wf of brown sugar u
• porcelain stew paa over the fire. strain
the water from the tl z reed and slippery
elm and pour over it. Stu constantly until
.t begins to boil sad turn back to sugar.
Thee pour it out, sad at will break op mho
small crumbly A hole lumen jute
U
may he added desired. Be sure to ass
the came mrpSriag cup.
Tabtag Car. of Lamps.
Buy the best oil.
FiU the lamps by daylight.
Lamps should be kept well filled.
Never attempt to light at lamp that tardy
partly filled.
Keep the al can closed and in a coal
pram
Lamp to be earned should be of maid
•ad have handles.
See that any hanging lamps you may I M O
aro securely hung.
When buying lamps s select those in wblsll
the end of the burner is considerably elevat-
ed above the body of the lamp.
Watch your wicks closely, and change
them before they become too .hart.
If burning oil get• i:pes the floor smother
with woollen blankets or rugs.
To Clean Marble.
Mix two parts of powdered whitieg with
one pound of powdered bluing rad hall •
pound of soft soap, and allow it to come to
a boil ; whale still host apply with • soft
cloth to the started marble and allow it to
remain there until quite dry, then wash off
with hot water and soap in which • little
salts of lesson has heen dissolve&. Dry
well with • piece of soft flannel, and your
marble will be clean and white as when
sew.
A Pol/of for BY..rmattsm.
Put half a large coffeeeupful of the bad
white wine vinegar, the same quantity of
turpentine and the beaten whites of two
eggs into • wide-mouthed bottle, and shahs
thoroughly. Pour about • teaspoonful of
this mixture over • piece of red flannel and
apply wherever the pain is most sevens t.
award rthe anel lay a small piece of oiled
silk. Relief will be ainost instantaneous.
To Clain a Hair Brush,
To clean hair brushes, dip them op and
down in soda water, rinse 10 tepid water in
which a little ammonia has been nixed.
Place several thicknesses of brown paper on
the hack of a eery moderate oven, set the
brushes upon this, bristles down, and dry.
Starek for Collars rd Co
Add to each quart of well -boiled starch
half a teaspoonful of powdered borax and •
tiny piece of lard, and dip the collate and
cuss in while the starch is quite hot. Use
a
polished iron, and your collars and cells
will look like new.
ttomody for Sloss.
Mixthoroughly a cupful of molasses, a
teaspoonful of powdered sulphur and • ter
epnomfnl of cream of tartar. Take a tea-
spoonful at this mixture every morning, 1.
fore breasfast, until quite recovered.
A Good Coolest for Mos.
Mix with a strong solution of gum arabic
and water enough plaster of liars to maks
a thick paste. Applythis with a camel's
hair brush to the broen edges and unite.
A Good Masllage,
The best mucilage is made from gum taw
wreath and water. When well da.solved,
add a few drops of oil of cloves and • tiny
piens of alum.
To Pastore Black Cashmore,
Wash it in hot suds with • little borax in
the water; rinse m very strong blaing
water, and leas while damp
Care of Spetaetes.
Keep an old soft linen pocket handker-
chief to clean your spectacle. with. If
necessary. they may le clause.' with a lit-
tle ammonu water. Do not pot them under
your pillow at night, and be careful to keep
the frames straight, otherwise the lenses
will not be true and your sight will suttee
accordingly.
A ]lathed of Pemovl.g Gass orae.
During the summer months it ie a coun-
ter thing to have more then nos light dress
stained by the grass. Such marks are easily
removed with •icohnL Pat • little of the
litluid in • s•eo sr and wet the stained part
with it.. Rub weU, and the green will der
appear.
To this land of 511oa...
"timet nee in a etranite .Fri et.ly„re.'
Rad $eemn* Krung t1y inYher
The first first speaker, sitting in the hnhhy of
the Fifth Avenue Hotel hest might, pointed
to four deaf mutes standing outside the hotel
entrant..
The men were carrying on & strange
aanmd( animated ecaverr•ticr is the riga
hit • orange world is thein," went
on the man. "They masa here every
n ight after work, I suppose, and hive •
social hear."
'They are net of this world."
"Troy No noise, no sound, no jar of life
torehee their heart& The roar and rattle
of life in this big town, the trammel and
confusion of thio world die before that
land of eternal silent.. No ss.` of birds,
so ham of Ines, no lisp of elildn., ale
steaias of music nothing that yea or I her
is shared by them
'Strange world."
'Yes, strange weld."
0SSeem AAet fee. Rees.
The trove oculist d. em% always pesetas
glans Tee in. ample, • yore t womal
whose eyesight lad h •evane very rich isa
pared was melt red, trig of all to have ter
or • door aaltp.m blimp drilled net 01
hem teeth. She was told, the might
take her choice betimes laving the ht
stopped np with gold and having a'1 the
te.tk drawn. Nke or next ',retinol M
stop wearing • cosset. sad next she wee
snlrj.rtod to . inures of treatment to allay
• alto nark tremble. • sett of %l d spepsi&.
Th. ,brtox told her that. Ol",gk
statht give hew temporary help, pa
tnattae.t rust he researted to to pew -
dale •• permar.rt improvement as her eye.
HOW
GOMSTHIMI HMG TO LAUGH AT.
firs seinen enampe w
meg
le agar es • tingleta
emir
rdie rhim see l■lt
men
esu .0 ser that they
hen .n their
The shesnt•t's beet girl r analyser.
Ralf a holiday is hatter teen ew leaL
It takes • lot et pluck to get ell the festh-
ers off as ostrich.
It is an 016117 111Mt4 those diva to warm
up for toy ediergrey.
Mae Always Iwn.a the hatchet where be
alum get at at rwdtly • lira h. wants it meals.
The oily way it pays • person to be his
own lawyer r to keep hu owe o.ruas•L
Paper hangers are about the rill msn
Mpg suoceed in business by erg to the
wall.
People who are able to Mise • herr
bare au opportunity to be immeaaaly popu-
lar during the dug days. e
ihvnkeuneee may be a disease, bat its
victims seer more wiling; to pay for the
symptoms than for • doctor.
When • man is over head and ears in love
with one woman it is useless to ask his
episaon of the beauty of another.
A kushend should always make his wife
ea allowance. Every wife, you know, has
to make &llowamos for her husband.
Mare has two moons, and fur the eke of
its .nhabiteota it is W be h -.phi the dogs
don't bark there as they do here.
"1 dou't think I'll ever marry," rid the
wiamer girl. "Why!" "Iteeau.e then I'd
bare to quit beaming empged.'
Whom a norther tells her boy her getting
to be just tike his fattier, be knows very
well it is not intended as • cemplimeat.
"i hear Harkins was struck by lightning
down co the .1ts
eey coast last week.
"Yes.- "I wonder what they charged hjm
for it r
Her teres .otun.o is so go).
Asr1 Ito go , tr. needJ.
The question whether she era dr
!lust be ignored am pletely.
"My old man," said Mrs. t:rogan, "u all
right Marin' a little fondness for drink.
Has love for pfwiaky is W strongest week -
"Why wereou sot at the bell at the
Nepture last night, Mass Hicks .' '•1 was."
I dadn't see you. Where did you sit :'•
"Down oe the hooch."
The gentleman so often uientiond in
novels, who riveted people with his gaze,
has now obtund permanent employment
ata boiler manufactory.
When a man sits and looks dreamily nut
into the night it is not near so hkely that
be is thinking of his girl as he is calculating
something about a dollar.
"1 have you. Shall we consider ourself
engaged !•' "Yes From 3 this afternoon
until 4 next Saturday. That's the aalj
tame I have open now."
TheKr airei•
ed the period really ns.,
Itranims'MV laws.
Put all .110 tam her urger, to oily
She ming comes to • p.1re.
"Papa," send Harry, as he looked at his
sew baby brother, "I wish we had seven
more, because with him and me and seven
mora we'd have • baseball nine."
They Act. -Dix-In this country every
boy stands a chance to be President.
Hi -eke -And between 16 and 20 they est r
though they had delegates enough to norm.
iiellsst drummer (oe the porch of back-
woods east -Can I help you $o t,
YYa! ]lir Lyddy Green (who hes just
tildes alp) --No, thank ye, sir, I don't
No Hope.--Cholly-Hoe din you know
she won't marry you, dealt boy ! Chappie
-Precedent, me doab fellow. She aeesh
ta&s marred any one. C'holly-That's en, by
Jove.
Nursemaid Jamie u oat playing wftb
those wicked boys that live in the alleyy
Mamma -That don't matter, Mary, he
went with his father tithing three times last
week.
The Husband (soornfnlly t —"Yrs women
never think of anything but marriage." The
Wife -"Indeed, we do." The Huaband-
"Well, of what, for instance r The Wife
- Divorce."
Doctor -"Yoe will have to take two
tablespoonfuls of medicine three times •
day." Mrs. ()'Flynn "Then, nor, I'll have
to get the loan of • tablespoon, holism
only bey one, ser."
Fora of Habit. -Elder Beaty -J
mortified his wife terribly at church rester
obiols
•
day. Mrs. Berry - How was thea ! Elder
Berry He asked the usher to put him
down for • call at 12-30.
Learned How. - Herdso-Mrs. Yoaogleve
used to he very jealous of her beab•nd
whoa they were first married. Seideo--
They get along vary nicely now. Herdao-
Hu oosduct, i take it, has improved. field
so -Not particularly: but his lying has.
Little Bob has been missing the comforts
of home, especially in the culinary depart-
ment, while away from this city on an out-
ing. The other evening in tire midst of
ver Bob tread watt. devout sernestnam
,
, Lord, I th•ak Thee that we have •
good cook -in Washington.
"Mrs. Gadder has h.s. Ul r "She is
i11" "I thought she must he recovering.
for 1 heard teat rhe dismissed her physician
this morning." 'Ghia dismissed her physi.
ciao and test foe aaotber.""Redo t ore
Mere in the first! "1 don't know, lie
told her that she moat not talk."
"1 a afraid,o think I am up
in years," rid Num May Trus playfully to
('holly, as they sat looki.6 at the Rickerima
loge in Wee grate." "Not at all," said
('holly, gallantly. "You're not se old as
yea Inge. 1 memo, he added, osrreoting
himself, "you look a greet deal younger
than von are."
Moeller "1 a doss of
young men nowadays. You can 1 tel) how
they are going to turn out Why is nix
months they know • groat deal moon abet
your busters than you do ynarself, and
want to manage it entirely." Applicant kr
Perttion 1 man assure yea, sir, that It
you will came me, 1 will devote as little
timer portble to your biinem"
A u/.'. immure..
■w .r tart ...on. 1 ser retie :
1
lined Mr madly sort dr harm IL
1 krh ens Mescal her to M nine,
Has art rer many moral M 10
At lhhtr t for bale is err.
Orr news brrbtor Moor tb.a eaal
To wormy, ret, .nAMnd As, ,
To tat.. Mn Metes I..s tar serer:
fY.ws Y.nryt ■�•
lsmNlmee Savor HM wool
Wirry Wackier It makes me tired le
see the way moan hustle around lin wear
thentrlves oat )ire to gat their nam.• up
W hut', the gond of Nein • protminent titian',
any �how •
Hungry Hawn. It emirs in mighty
heady to keep. teller trot n' jail, enwwt.moa
isdianaptlr Jorr•nal.
.ealT2 'Y
"German
Syrup
99
Hae is an incidentt4+c , the South
—Mississippi, written iu Aprilttjgo,
jest after the Grippe had visited that
country. " I am a farmer, one of
those who have to rise early and
work late. At the beginning of last
Winter I was on a trip to the City
of Vicksburg, Miss. ,where I got well
drenched in a shower of rain. I
went home and was soon after seized
with a dry, hacking cough. This
grew worse every day, until I had
to Geek relief. I consulted Dr. Dixon
who has since died, and he told me
to get a bottle of Boschee's German
Syrup. Meantime my cough grew
worse and worse and then the Grippe
came along and I caught that also
very severely. My condition then
compelled tn• to do something. I
got two oottlesof German Syrup. I
began using theist, and before taking
much of the second bottle, I was
entirely clear of the Cough that had
hung to me so long, the Grippe, and
all its bad effects. I felt tip-top and
have felt that way ever since."
Pmts J. BnlAls, Jr., Cayuga. Hines
Co.. Miss. e
MOTHER EVE'S TOMB.
It 1. Leaned at JsddAY, is Arabia. by Tail.
Ae count.
From the Phildetphi• Press.
The Arab. claim that Eve's tomb is at
J iddah, the seaport of Meow. The temple,
with • palm tree growing out of & crack in
the rock roof (wbiek is ttsell one of the
wonders of the (Meat), is supposed to he
built directly over the last resting place of
the fir. t woman. According to Arab tri
dittos Eve measured over 200 feet in heii, ht;
which. unlikely as it may seem, strangely
cninciees with an amount :,f our first par
encs written by • Inemuer of the French
Academy, who also claimed • height of
over 200 feet for both of the teoant.e of the
Garden of Haden. Eve's tomb, which is an
• burying ground that is snrrouuded by •
high wall, the gate to which has not been
opined for a single interment foe over 1,000
years, is the shrine of thoueaad. of devoted
Iskm:ltes, who make • pilgrimage to the
"pot oroe every seven years. Once each
year, on June 3, which is. according, to
Arabian legends, the anniversary of the
death of Abel, the doors to the tomb of our
first mother remain open all night, no
matter what pr.aauttous are taken to keep
them closed. Terrible cries of anguish are
said to emit from the tomb, as though the
memory of the first known tragedy still
ranted the remain which blind wpentita.
on believes to be deposited there.
ALL MIRACLES 110 NOT O('CCR AT
HAMILTON
The whole town of (:lama, Ont., know.
of • cure, by the application of Mineral's
Liniment, to • p•rtta ly paralyzed arm, that
equals anything that transpired at
Ham it ton.
1m R. W. HAluusot,
Llaeela's Old Menne.
Prom the Century.
Near the graveyard where Lincoln's
father and stepmother rest, seven miles from
Charleston, 111., in s place then known as
Goose Nest, the Lincolns made their fine'
settlement ea removing from Indiana.
Here Abraham) Lincoln assisted hu father in
"getting settled," as they tolled it. He
helped him build a tog eabin and cleared for
him • patch of ground, and when he sew
him "under headway' in the new country,
he bade him goodby and started North
afoot.
One very old man told me that he once
rode up to Thomas Lincoln's cabin and en-
quired if he could spend the. night there.
as e winformed that the house afforded
`orly two bade, and one of ahem belonged to
e son who was then at home, but if be would
get the cownt of this boy to Inks him in
as • bedfellow, he could stay. The strang-
er dismounted, and soon found the six foot
boy in the back yard lying on • hoard read.
ing. The hey consented, and the man slept
with him that night. The boy was Abra-
ham Lincoln, and the other never tires of
telling how he spent the night with the
future President.
llos' seat, Aar. 4th 1891.
My head was literally full of Dandruff
and nothing applied gave visible relief until
ming Anti- ruff, • few applicatioae of
which has in thoroughly removed the den.
druff there is not • grain to be found.
W. H. O'Reotx,
1 Ry. Mail Clerk.
A single eersteh may cam.. • festering
erre.'Victoria Carbolic Salve raphilyy
hear cute, wralds, brumes, burn and &11
.Fret lm
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CHILDieorADULTS
Price
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DEWRE of py/rATAONS
WALL PAPER.
New, fresh and clean. Not
moulded with old age ; but suit-
able for Drawing Rooms, Hall
etc.; also a fresh, clean lot, much suitable for Kitchens.
No WASTE OR RISK in buying
these goods, as they are all new
and clean, besides you will no
be ashamed to be seen buying
them, as they are in a first-class
store, and sold by old, reliable
people.
FRASER & PORTER,
Stationers and Bookseller,,
Agents for the American Fruit Preserving Powder and
Liquid.
GOODE'S CONDITION POWDER
flames need adoring Nall work.
HEALING OIL
Unsurpassed for Pore &Shoulders, raw
etc., on Horses.
BEATBILiLL Stove Pipe Varnish CLIIA. FURNITURE POLISII
PRESCRIPTIONS
Prepared is a ant clan. manner, der or might. IJu•llty r of dr« importance.
W. C. COODE, - THE CHEMIST
FALL TRADE
for which we are new
In BUILDERS' SUPPLIES
you will find all that it required, sad at
that make tie stay.
In FENCING MATERIALS
PAINT and OIL
No slop goods allowed do the store.
Our general hart ware .tock is most complete sad well bought. Our priors ledah
teethe" sad we your patronage.
we don't thinkou wet •nytkisg tis
have not go: In this department.
is where we shine --carrying fere
complete line m this county.
R. P. WILKINSON & Co.
BOOTS : A6U : SH085
FOR INSTANCE.
It makes little differ-
ence what others say,
the leading place in the
trade for years and
years has been occupied
by
E. DOWNING,
Coe. Bast-st. and Square.
P.S.—The 'Meat and best Spring
and Summer designs jest to hand,
NOT10 TO THE PYJBLIC.
We have, just received a very choice lot of
NEW TEAS!
" a1RIRo oe
BLACK, GREEN AND JAPANS
Which we guarantee to sell at least
10 Cents per Pound Cheaper
Than can be bought from pp A trial order will enc
vines you of the trutbfahtees of this assertion.
sell the beet OOtlu obtainable.
REEK PBICE & 80N/
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