HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1892-8-25, Page 7THIS R1 GN LT : GODERI D2«. TRAY. AUGUST. 25,
JOHN T. ACHESON
EW CASHMERB HOSE 1
A full assortment of our
famous line with Double',
Knees for Children.
ISPECIAL RIBBED LINE
FOR LADIES
In 8 1-2, 9, and 9 1-2 inch,
at 25 cts.; regular price of
this line is 35c.
INSPECTION INVITED.
JNO. T. ACHESON.
CAN USE ANY WRITING INK.
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BEAUTY HER BEST LAWYER.
hiss elm e• the aewlSYI et 'nee*
n:IWa Treed Per tvtsae.
. cia suiwn rad somewhere that a wo
me who was being tried on ► criminal
serge " would be acquitted if she was
putty... So be wrote to the .ewep•pere •
liter me witty es gallant os. " The LRAnssao
tl Bosty." le the conte, oI it tae said:
If it were said that • fury would find
say as ugly woman guilty that would be •
pateiaggeratron, but whip ems desy, who
seed dare t., dispute, the edema. which
1 eesan, beauty always wields! Beauty
Yt se argument as o J as the world. A
bnly woman of .Athens accused of crime
di sot engage a lawyer, did not utter •
mrd : she simply showed herself."
teeing to the estrum of Frenchwoman
Ito the pretensions M. Alamos says : " A
petty woman will always be • mom doe -
ems lawyer." There were several
seors. be adds. " who were gnat teachers
-Ifypatla, for example She spoke behind
a erten. They understood the spleens
E s uttered : they did not see the ar$ .at
E t was kkt, after all, it termed out Badly
41•r sad did not greatly advance seiesee.
"Re will be • little embarrassed with
potty women," M. Minion ooaelad.d,
Wim they begin to straggle with ss et
cheeses sed, &&tore, if they make
tieseuos•I
es upon influential electors. 0... in
da Clamber of l eputis., will they speak
hied a certain ea Ryp•tia did!
"There is one remedy ; W fix the age of
aadivate at dity years. But that rebs
weld est but long. it would violate jus -
tis, Manse it would violate equality. It
s the mufortuno, the mistake of worms to
how equality with men. They eteears
Wer "How can .you deesesd equality
ahs yes are weak ! But it uosld, •t
hulk only just to say to them, "Row am
Pe domed equalitywhoa y.. an pretty !
" y part, I b.bsv.ibat mese'n have
lue mit ulsetly treated, bet it is em by
awatpublit duties with time that we will
ham their coudttios. Itis by retsr.iag to
pit niers, to the grass %seditious of
MUsesses. to the d c virtues, to the re
� he oaae bunny
respelled ly ale andheioved 6
te tree woman- She welnever b. acquit-
ted ■ ewe because el her beauty, but she
Rmew bemuse there beese el lost
Th. Wawa gores.
Des lino, -Abate three year. sip I nom
mstbd with d t. its worst fares,
*Mar Mod ow es I.IL would stay ea my
fieam
. sad it seed le p.esible to
a1d. R•117 1 teak one bottled MBE
W
same hes d tlsedrek Pills, and iy
os
Mht It R . Ihrdale, Oat
*e `1wMdellease" bsmssMae.
" Vw•r things haws esestawn le •
sir saes.., rife W. C. Netter. •
�jaasow raellet, so&.hire. W mess se
ist " 1 W .read sable r e lyse
h.is edam iamb while ..gia-Wtsg •s i-
1114 SIR Pogo is Tema. 1[y iensems mint
; 44 d • prem' -t n. mined
will
ets d
16 tessez..1 "eek M.ppaileg hM. .1411 &NOS 41.1
" LET'S BURN UP THE OAMN."
Nes a Weems Mess • Mase etteee .alae
over Meows et.Its.
The Iollowing Missy d as .••Mesa whish
ball a Reader- okod es.usus. alive Iib
gate Feab is told by • Chirp py.idse
who hoqesW visite i. New Teak.
" At the alone d the .srw ra, the /Madsy-
school 1 .Kesdod always hell a geed ex-
eauaien era the rivet. The boat seed wee •
May eve-wtad.r. The steam wee genera&
ad by beltg w owes bud with wood.
(M this eoaeos the little vowel was
crowded hues .tam to eters with Mudras
and their mothm sad te.c1rs. We sailed
ap Me river, bed • •pte.did leach, .ad la
oralm headed down stream towards
home.
"The water grew swifter and •Witter sn
we west, and Wore the pilot knew it wu
wets serried prat the danger line into the
Mew Theblip. waft tossed ..d heaved h
the temWgg macre. We were sono far
bebw� Wbspiloollb..seeW head, and by
etieeig ism en oMddrdpapytty �� in turning
the Dna apnea. Oar velim pima up
A MIN we wen eY Mai with w hope.
W. fit that the woad driv. us a-
shore. For a few Inbtetss we held our own.
.slew Thee the
my a telaw iM tb. hast lied
given etc
' 1t was the meet.rtiical teas in my life,
and no doubt in the Blee of all who live to
remember the •iter. Tb. boat began to
soda We .w our hfends gathered on
the .bore shouting and gesticulating to ea,
but we could not usdent•od • word they
' Thus • WORMY .tried, ' Let's burn the
cabin.' la half a Manta .very woman on
board was tearing say at the woodwork of
the boat. It was led into the horm.s. The
craft recovered b.df, and atter • bard
bodedbattle, whisk boded ball as hour, we made
oar leading. Bat the cabin and all the
woodwork of the boat had gess up is
smoke.
liatesisg to explanations afterward. At
another time be got • head intended for •
doable hanging over • swell It
real as follows . • Toughs torsed off. A
wetl.mated pair of brutes merrily asset their
doom. A large crowd witness the rites pre
oeding purgatorial Arias.' Well, I hid in
the chapperal for • esasth cher that."
.sarebws lid t'.saNese.
t; sn.,:w.tN, -About five weeks ago 1
wee taken wick • very seven attack of
diarrMw and vomiting. The pais mos al
moot unbearable sad [ thought I ooul I nut
live till mowing, but atter I hed taken the
third does of Powder's Wild Strawberry the
vomiting ceased, and after the sixth dose
the diarrhea stooped, .ad I have sot had
the bast symptom d it also•.
Mas. Auto [formes, Hamilton, Ont.
PERTINENT AND PECULIAR.
1St. T 7
OIPTTLAR
LEA.SZNC,
ROFIT.A.BLE
THREE P's
IN
ONE POD.
THE PRICES ARE POPULAR!
THE GOODS ARE PLEASING I
TRADING WITH ME I8 PROFITABLE
mu..re•• lateness le arm by Reactions.
Lather Michael, d Smithfield. Ps., ad-
joiaiag Pike meaty, has started it new and
io d bs•is•es--that of raise" skunks. Hs
D•gae with 1.30 is • fifteen acre enclosure,
and aow has about 800 of these frisky
animals. Michael expecte to enlarge his
skunk farm to 100 acres .ad leave the
animals undisturbed for four years, •t the
end of which be thinks the number will have
increased to between 40,000 and 50,000.
Then Michael expects to begin tb• slau`bter
of the .atmala for their skins. The animals
.re ted daily.
The germans arec tag to went the
tagagusgs. that are en m their new
lee lJ poese••ioo• a Eget Africa they
have found 6hy in South-west
Africa, were ; in oareesmi. twenty ; in
Toga, Eve or six. These figures do sot in-
clude • large newbrr of dialect. which are
Maoist equivalent, is some cases to emptier
1aeguag.. The Germans have no idea yet
bow ae.y languages are spoken is their
South 8.a poe.•mioss, but tMy have thus
far counted fifty. Their miesionerie• sod
agent@ are bard et work reduce., the Le-
gua•ee which are most used to writing and
making .dictionaries of them.
The largest boat ever built on or for fresh
water will soca be under 000•tructioa at
West Bay City, Mich. It will be 360 fest
keel and 45 feet wide. Her extreme length
will be nearly 400 feet, and she will carry
on 16 feet of waterhot less than 4,500 tons
dead weight. This is said to he match more
than the average cargo a eat water .team.
IBM, and for the ..me dr. t i. "rebootprecedent. When pro improvemeaw
s canals .re cons she will carry over
6,000 toes She will have • speed of tbir.
woo miles ten hour, and will be reedy for
service next spring.
It would be . good pian if every child old
enough to read and write were taught to
k • bask amount, giving he father his
little board to keep, and opening • regular
s000u.t with bins. The child should Dave
his se+all bank book in which his father
might eater .!I moneys that he received
from him, loot eh di should be toenail/
from time to t me like an ordinary bank
book. When lie wants moony he should
draw • regular cheek on his father, and
when his book is balanced he should receive
his vouchers in doe form. Besides this he
.bould keep se account book ref private ex-
penditures In this way be would acquire
prectrdal knowledge of how to take care of
money, and of the value of it, and would
learn arsines -like habita that would stand
him in good stead in after life.
teepee llama ems Orme.
Lord Chid Jsetios Coleridge delivered
judgment recently retarding the right way
in an action in which the pi•iatiif, • work-
man. wed the Duk. of Rubead became the
letter's gamekeepers were t#appsr tradle
on • highway while they were driving
groom. His Lordship, in W dslbme.s.,
mid that the days of high-handed l. Arier-
esoe with the rights of the people had
p�s• od that if the duke meld not csm-
aaota�, is .hooting without mddliag with
the right of the pablie to res the highway
he must select esker phew to held hi bat.
tem The evidence given daring the trial
d the mit Mowed that theaawekewers
knocked the plaintiff dews ea tb. klgkway,
sad whoa the plaintiff oomphised of this
treatment to the duke% nos, Lard lidvwd
Masers, the latter replied : " tae M the
devil If yes se shit year YM will he eu
year own head" This, the Lord ONO Js -
tiro said. meld sot be tolerated Lem any
pesos. date or ether. Man -
sera, Lard Man-
s•, Play at tide re-
marks of the Lord Chief Jetties, sell that
bin Lordship's wards mend le Mid him
(Lard Edward) ep as • meeposeire ..der -
w. To this His I slily
said what I considered it my duty to say.
the Chill r..'. Mead.
tlstrri.oege,--Lest Simmer ear children
were very bad with 8mmaw. complaint, and
the only rsandy that did them any goal
was Dr. lewbr's Mame' d Wild Straw
W. used twelve beetles 4.riaft the
wane mealier sled would het be without it
.t five times the wet
Jaw. Hants', New Edi.bargb, (10t
a masa I.
Am ertgl.•I method of iadsehg the ran -
deists et AL•o.-L.rrwles to bonne- Gamma
bas bees diseoverd by the "Volk", the
arra d Herr 8sesker. This journal pro-
poses
r -poses that the Mate shell give a dowry te
every mead•. of ALoa-Larsim wbosmrris
a Oamra
♦ ..rive r
Weald um L a p% lime tar tie Huge
adds. asthma, limmehitle, wasp emWM
sed Imes It is mess ss mere mesa d
Ames mw.i.:dThe _priseskw emus%'bd �..I..i
w
hoe to ass — d the igplet te give yen wait d e,g�a�ses
remdy. large betties 50. and $L piety
ALECK SAUNDERS, MET
Has all kinds of Novelties for the Kitchen,
And will procure New Things aS fast as they appear.
GRANITE
IRONWARE I
CLEAN,
HEALTHFUL,
DURABLE.
ANOTHER LARGE STOCK TO HAND
IN
SAUCEPANS, PORRIDGE BOILERS, TEA AND COFFEE POTS, PUDDING
PANS, PRESERVING KETTLES, Etc.
THE NEW WHITE -WARE
Handsome for the Table, Durable for Cooking, Chemically Pure.
HAND -MADE RE -DIPPED TINWARE
Is SELLING FAST
Nothing like it has ever bean sold in the town. I have it in all lines.
THE ONLY PLUMBING SHOP IN THE TOWN.
mews avid !heir Weight.
Many people, eves among those who fre-
quently make use of boom, have little idea
what as ordinary horse weighs, and would
have hard work to guess whet her • gives
mined, •landing before their eyes weighed
500 jsendn er 1,500 pounds. Vet they
•esgi bare as sash diieaky with • men,
and the Yankee )))lids gays they would pro-
bably be able to p within 10 or 20
of hieweight The governments of
w ighave lam bees parakesk gg aawndheroes ,
ani the military
t` inferrhiggutsh`
[ e cerci g. sed
the various
=re
raklesen�asv�lry14 and artillery. The
Ufa
Keil thathetes weighs hes NO MW
ea ardlearr light eagle Of gift
9`
gush beim as ahem plasm e Meigned pte th
1s aMlbtt Ile .s d nsiea smile
nes,
ares
inet ay 1.1.0I0 r ' horse
gem to serve the peepe.'ef delli kr the
wakF bsie.asg te the .—.- mew,
twee. Abse three thou are eta two
.mode rt bsa'7 beam The est are those
urge Isar er=f=t
pimmesdbrf
Paris.• g.Welsh tete UgA pounds to
swirly 1.600 pe.Aa The inswing t=
= Mike
are the Ayisedel. andend weigh 1,21// up yYe\
use mem is sit te000 Mesita
Nene rd IbaseTerelswons d the bomb*
bit seme d theod prem
demighb and y purposes. weed
SANITARY PLUMBING AND HEATING.
A. B. CORNELLI
V1TD£RTAS^R
Rei stave : pbat was almost a total
ea'iisnt b aywM to W. Jervis, lir., en
Wahl, bra As b. was "MIM. cm the
henme-sebs, the bask bead el the bars=
broke sad let the shahs down mertag the
posy to tsars Mr. Jervis was kmaked
over •d ass wheel made' .ver ►i body
while the teeth dropped. sensjlit
Risme be=lt
lore his lase .d shoulder. Risme herr.
b him mid !wand him saanwhes, 5118 aid
dad, le which stem he resale -
i.1 neer Mem salamis. ile wee re-
sorted m the hese and medical aid was
ammesed. No boons were thought to be
bsebm, and be is now doing favorably. The
tsar w.s ew.wt► net .mead the legs and
Use raw woe warisitialy Wako..
Iheli M nemef a ewe Mee se etesv.
i
ride' McLean's Block—Oa the Square--D2cLean's Block,
STILL CONTINUES T.) CONDUCT FUNERALS ATIHIS USUAL LOW PRICKS.
Remember, NO HIGH CHARGES. The best stock in the county to choose from.
2 first-class hearses. Don't fail to glue him a call and save money. Prompt attendance.
ZNO CHARGE FOR HEARSES.
131141-17
A. B. CORNELL,
On the Square.
To the Front
as Usual.
I004
NT OTW ITHSTANDI NG t i to loud -toned advertiae-
menta to be Kee;, in um. local papers from time
1 to time, and taw now stock -phrase : I buy all
goods for cash," all good., are supposed to be bought
for cash, and I am one of the few who buy for spot
cash or on receipt of goods. Those who are in a position
to bay as above can undoubtedly do better than those who
bey on time and have to renew their notes. I am
receiving portions of my
SPRING PURCHASES
And will have full lines in all departmenta a few days
hence, which for style, variety and price will be second b
none. I am nisi afraid of competition.
Strictly one pt ioe.
Draper and Haberdeaber.
U N 0 ERTAKERS
WHY
Does GEO. BARRY, the
Goderich furniture dealer and
undertaker, keep the best stook
of furniture and undertaker's
supplies 1 And how to it
that be can sell so cheap?
BECAUSE
Z. B .OPI3f]Y 8c BON
Hate added to their peat business one of B. J. N•ab'. Latest Style
o[eBeanies, .he tem Ism* lice et funeral furnishings in the county,
and are saw prepared to 01111111m$11sserale at pines reasonable.
This department will be M gibotied to by his son William, wbq
in the espioy d the lata D. Oankei ler the peat tee years, hue • &baron
knowledge d ..
the Leine, and by peeept attention hope. to .hare part d
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public pate'.age. Remember the phew—Westin., on your way to the poet
oaloa. Qhs us. a Dail.
J. BROPHEY & . SON.
He finds that it pays in the
long run. His motto is :
" Small Profits and Quick Re-
turns" He Mao makes a
specialty of picture training.
Give him a call before purchas-
ing elsewhere. Embalming
Fluid always on hand. 2357-y
Patronise
Tree
yr �pCom�petition.
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esrvl» with ehr .ad .w
•deepen wee le
d every paws wits
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