HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1892-8-4, Page 7THE SIGNAL: GODERIOH, ONT., THURSDAY.- AUGUST
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JOHN T. ACHESON
SPECIAL YALUES IN
American Ohallies at 8, 10 and 16c.
All Wool Ohallies at 20, 26.40 and
5c.
Ladies All Silk Undervests at 75c.
Al ine of Parasols worth $2.00 for
.60
A Special line of Dress Goods in
ain and checked 40 inches wide in
yards ends $1.00 for the piece a
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JNO. T. ACHESON.
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era■►are'. ttY.II t' wlatwed Seen.
throbs] to Make V%amr.
"1 was present at the autopsy of • noted
I ' resider' of my town a few weeks aro,"
d John A. Holliday, of Troy, N. Y., eit
t Lindau, to • St. Iwai. Glebe -Democrat
porter, " mod I was startled .rod shocked
what 1 .w. The dtad.as was about 60
. n old, and bad bean the town drunkard
r forty yrs. The doctor. had ..retied
at when they cut hie Road open az: atwed smell of alcohol would Issas
s ARIL
'I thought t odnlns dpthesegfsue. t
Note, that theoirn
stones when they are caning •
a to manor neat in the iMnast ef their
hence.
" Pat 1 woo learned that it wee mos.
r when the surgeon's mw had cat o� the
p of the man: skull the oder d alcohol
et filled the room was siren seorgh to
most sicken nae.
' Then one of the surgeons streak a match
id held it clone to the brain. Isamedeatelly
Mor tlttne enveloped the Mire portico of
to cerebral organ exposed, sad the quiver -
e/ flesh sizzled aa if on • gridiron."
' That experiment and disaloe.» set me
I very seriously thanking about the error
my war. I ser not • t°mpari..' leoter-
r net a probibitioe politieien, but I nisei
net respectfully and finny denim your
inlets* to have eoemstb1a . I dtm't west
it brain to float .rased is a sea el aleehol,
r did that of the poor old town drunkard
I Troy. There is no telling how many
Ow meal's braise will reveal the our com-
ities if an autopsy is held urns that."
• nese irate.
HOW TO SHARPEN A PENCIL
mum .1—
llle.esly der •, t MM 1 des. in the
Ileus I. Lek weed 1• A menw.-%'S....a
ono .t the Gra memo whir wee ..fi.4
week n the Mwtry MNdlig en el
woman. Sophie Hama bj frame.
One eight whim seem. was oweertsg w
rd.•• gapers in her nom roe immila�bee a
to' r to Me ..ha• 1111.
�w ua ea drestiIoverlooked. welsh -se ter
Mar he would be tempted beyond miasma
Mos thought e1 Mr few ew.0 sodiums ae
keine aloes with .o eas to gin them their
sapper or pot them to bed, but the ear duty
that stared her le the fein was to protect
that messy ; she gat down open the her end
quietly waited far the boars to He by.
At 1 u'dssk 1. tib ..seieg IM heard the
smeilling step of Genpil Spinner le the cor-
ridor sed heard him Ilse deer to kis
MIL eke quietly wed along dM cor-
ridor, 'mocked at kis last and UM him
whet she had tared.
The General bed the Mm token to kis
roam and met t. hese. in W aarria�w
The next nor g whoa .he rotarad
read the Oerternl .till k
eight be sent for her .id That
le hr hand
er
htment papule, ven for .musty,
..d for thirty years .be Me ..reed .ad
drawn her 260 per month.
Fifty thoam•nd do1Lrs was is this box.
At another time she found $00,000, for whluh
the testietoey nes be seen over general
Spinner's own h..dwMint.
OPULgR
T •F'•�.SING1—
ROFIT.gBT,E
THREE P's
IN
ONE POD.
TBZ PRICES ARE POPULAR 1
THE GOODS ARE PLEASING 1
TRADING WITH NE I8 PROFITABLE 1
sesnamrths selfless
The iodolout, the arrehes, aid the mare
plsseur.-.semen are the epeedtk1Ht..1 tier.
They wastefully threw away the eppo'tae-
Ities of finer esag the trail happiness meg
valued lits. They are at the book had .eN
of other idler., and oo.greAulate thg.rhes
that they do art gringo every m assent
sprat with • Maid or is Janos'.& morns
meet. They tbiak they are liberal. wh s
ia truth they are wasteful. to the ether
hand. �..er. ,wa minute, ho thorniness I�
ora thing to ..other without paw, who
fled oo Tisanes to bestow ea their families
or friend., who ujure their health and
narrow their m.ehood by a 000tiaeen
round at blew that M ever lo
value from receiving no isliesios el fresh
vitality from outside sources. These pupls
thick that they arra frugal in thaw w of
time, when in truth they are only penerioas.
Time, like mosey, is valuable as it eon-
trlbstw to tate worth sad hopping.' ol Ids;
sad to this sed there mem be system is ire
....r..sst ora no waste. Labor, repose,
and refavrtios most each be wisely p n
sided fir. the sb.s of koalas sad .uaioet
must be erannean. duties to self aid to
others moat he auwred, and sae s. op
poeY d tins as will y
do/.il�Utl.s - will be both frugal
.sin Mani i. •b.lest ileus.
Per Iwp.v.rlebed hese.
ALECK SAUNDERS, STREET
R Jardine. North Sidon. C. li, writes:
"• I suffered from weakens" and impoverish -
.d blood, and only found relief in Pink
Pith. I heartily reoomaeod them." All
dealers or goy mail .t 50c • baa ora bones
for $I1.50. Dr. Williams tied. Co., Brook-
ville, Ont., mod Schenectady, N. Y. Be-
ware of imitations.
The sed i1 .aL
A father and son were one day walking
beside the railroad, when they noticed a
man standing by the track, holding in bis
hand a rd flag.
" What is that man doing with that Aug,
father r asked Frank.
•' There le danger ahead, my eon, son,
as anon am the train appears, the m will
wave it to warn tie engineer to atop.'
Father and the eon approached to where
the arse was standing and learned that •
photo of the track, around a carve in the
road jest ahead, had bean washed oat by •
heavy rain the night beton, and that work-
man were boy repairing the damage. "The
empress is now dim," said the eagssan, "and
as they are not quite through mending the
break, 1 am waiting to signal the train."
In a few minute* the espre.' was lean
Doming along at a fearful rate d speed bat
the ever -a ar:kfal engineer, wing the signal
of danger, whistled down brakes," and
brought the train with its procioes freight
of human lives to a stand still Soon,
however, the track was repaired, mod the
train rushed over it again, eontinutag
joatnmy in nasty.
Now, Frank," said the father, when the
last oar bad disappeared, " what would you
think of that engineer, if instead of stop-
ping
tdping when he mw the signal of danger be
had kept right on, and burled the train,
carrying not. only himself, but many others,
to destruction
•• Why, father, I should think he was
crazy," exclaimed Frank.
Yes, and no would everyooe else ; for
no person but a maim would darerord
such • warning TAU is • railroad," con-
tinued his father seriously, " and we are
the engineers, guiding the trtaioe. You
carry for paeeeugers the parents you should
Uwe sed h000r, and the sisters and brothers
and friends who claim yoile affection. The
train that bean you boats them too. If you
do not heed the signals of danger along the
track that you ase, and hart yourself to
destruction, you cause them move rte.'
suffering by the wreck. Wiar, beer, and
all intoxicating drinks are Dome of the broken
rolls or breaks in this railroad, over which
Tour train must speed.
You most mead airs breaks with the
rails of tempsranos --total ab.eam:le-or
obis Tom imenot pursue your jeurfe7 with
perfeot safety. Now to you I •m the Aug.
man, and warn you of the dnegsr of 1 a-
tomperana. Are you gong to be a wise, a
or a mazy engineer?
•' I andersees d yoan Saha." sag the b,
selling. ' .d,' be wld, " whim I me liquor el any kl.d I think el
the enema mid the man waving the red
signal d denser "
A I little Intl remise for Weenies .ad Mea
Who Whisk They resew It ALL
' It rally makes me tired to see the av-
erage man sharpen • pencil," mid an old
rewep°pr man in a etattooery store to •
Washington Star reporter. ' He will out
hie Angers, cover than with dirt and b.ck-
en them with lead drat, and still will sot
alui the
' [.ere
is but one way to sharpen • lead
pencil, sod that is to grasp it firmly with
the point from you and not toward you.
Take your knife in the other band and
whittle away as though you had lots of pen-
cils to wast. By following these direction
and turning the pencil over you will soon
have it neatly and regularly sherpotwd. and
your finger will be unsoiled, and you will
n ot need any coon plaster to pat an the
wounds, because you moot cat your fing-
ers whoa whittling from than.
' This method is the best, whether your
knife is sharp or dull. It the pemoil is .
soft one there is no mane in sbarpesing the
lead. Simply cut away the wood. sad in
writing turn the peooil over, thus writing
with the aides at the lard.
Another dieguatisg and moans= habit is
in *d. the pencil in the mouth when
oath r'
This is a .lie d the days when
paeans wen as bard u list, and before the
.annneteren were nib to produce the
are and today.
de ▪ e�mR� the Mad will har-
der eveeeMl � yowl] and sake
it hard and geiMp fs dismay a habit,
anyway, moil meth hails file ilei earn"
After sneering for three weeks from
balera infant am, so that i was not sxpeotsd
a hire, and, at the tims,•woold even have
o a glad had death caned we, so groat was
ay aflen.g. • friend leesumwe sed Dr.
rower's Extract el Wild $srawbutry,
rhrcb acted like aegis ea my Nyatao. Bat
lar this medicine i would net M nine sow.
Jon. W. Bunes•w,
393 elf Paul•..., M..lend. P. (1.
NM Wave shams..
Rom Ts. chicane ihhwiL
hot go into the sa
ll.e't drink malt *pars
ilee't drtak aloote& bgawm
brit drink iced wear. It heats
Boat wear deeesmary ddhng. •
Don't eat het fuels .r dunk met beveets-
v iablestph
e sn.sesmary or ablest
sat animal bin exempt of ch. kW'
* Twisty.
Bare a
y.iud, • k1.dVu
hornet mod
like kis cal.
saeaesgr wearer&
cm*rssn —y was swank
web et weekMass • severe ars 51 Irmwm
s.rte• we moat et ems he . easter, bot
M meta mark le help. An irreaen-eallin
Elm linty wMefrim w mlentssmh M m/ holds 'r sok I0brry, while mora ea ills.
ilea J. mst Van
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Has all kinds of Novelties for the Kitchen,
And will procure New Things as fast as they appear.
GRANITE
IRONWARE
CLEAN,
HEALTHFUL
DURABLE.
ANOTHER LARGE STOCK TO HAND
IN
SAUCEPANS, PORRIDGE BOILERS, TEA AND COFFEE POTS, PUDDING
PANS, PRESERVING KETTLES, Etc.
THE NEW WIIITE-WARE
Handsome for the Table, Durable for Cooking, Chemically Pure.
HAND -MADE RE -DIPPED TINWARE
Is SELLING FAST
Nothing like it has ever been sold in the town. I have it in all lines.
THE ONLY PLUMBING SHOP IN . THE TOWN.
C. C. Rtat•nne ft Co.
Osoreutrsm,—Pr years I ham been
troubled with earolaioms sores span fare.
I hove .pant ba.drmb d e -I sy uint ser
hto
bMpppdpv� • uewe ewbtt e a MINARD'S
MFMENT entirely awed me and Ise
heartily recommend it to all r the boat
mdione in the world.
Bayfield, Oat
MON ALD MCI >.ttIS,
eamemearbse as Dl.esemen•
mow 'robes*.
,y litttoot get the leak of
your Desk "4 ' dweeds n dos prdea "
"Bat raw hair is awet. my sea"
'That's p.. p'raYw.'
"Tear crest is an wrong
p tlrdpir out. too."
"Put It w dist i 'Paniniy, deer,
Not you hive ghat Jokey D. Bei' i.. ..
ler Metier 1 e•annt
(whit • k..[` se . mrim
yams) ' •"
MU • 1M Pre hese mie'.
SANITARY PLUMBING AND HEATING.
A. B. CORNELL I
V1TD£12STAT-=
LILDIlte—
Ness rano 1.840.
Data 6tis,—Fr several yews err
MSan ee.ed best Ueampba+t las i
wee her ne help w e B *WI
arrasores ►.r eanipMAetZ■_
to .1L 2 s. M.oif
41.11.. 0111
ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN.
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SW"? McLean' s Block—On the Square--McLean's Block,
811LL CONTINUES TJ CONDUCT FUNERA1.8 ATIHIS USUAL LOW PRICES,
Remember, NO HIGH CHARGES. The best stock in the county to choose from.
2 first-class hearses. Don't fail to ve him a call and save money. Prompt attendance.
ZN0 CHARGE FOR HEARSES.
A. B. CORNELL,
On the Square.
To the Front
a8 Usual.
The Margaa, at Lome ie said to have al-
ready written early Swim w sena pastry
as Lord Tesey.es.
Ex president C. K. Adams, d' Ow.sO,
bad an taintless' offer d the presNeisy.t
the University of Wiseman.
Chaas.y O. Smith, of H.rNerdl, ons.,
has beau ffty yen . dolmen .f the 111,.
dapt1 /Mab n elms *ley.
Herr J. I.daw, of Brvwlek. the
well -Mows writer es bygisede end
saI sebjeete, him been mea a darter WIN,
is masa by do U.ivrdty el 'Dwane.
My wile rad wR W dasdruE MM
lass of k. •s"'mPauied by Alma osedemel
Nobles cf the mode AMi.11asdra/ eMbe.
y rel`iew es from WO Amur mai we
this M the best prspes0Mme kwwisais
eta dendrrl tor the heir rima eat r a
without wwt gf.ter ea ussMw+l ago•
waw t. W. Ese.ruster,
o. �a B
P. , beams lfa aSI
moi
SIM
NOTW ITH ST A NDING the loud -toned advertise--
ments to be seen in our local papers from time
to time, and the now stock -phrase: " I buy all
goods for cash," all goods are supposed to be bought
for cash. and I am one of the few who buy for spot
cash or on receipt of goods. Thoee who are in a position
to buy as above can undoubtedly do better than those who
buy on time and have to renew their notes. I am
receiving portions of my
WHY .
Does GEO. BARRY, the
Goderich furniture dealer and
undertaker, keep the best stook
of furniture and undertaker's
supplies 1 And how is it
that he can sell so cheap 1
BECAUSE
SPRING PURCHASES
And will have full lines in all departments a few days
hence, whidl for style, variety and price will be second to j
sona I am not afraid of competition.
Strictly one phos.
A..
2k$CrelsraTieCI
Deaner and Haberdasher.
U N D ERTAKERS
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118124.0F•110Erlr do BON
Have added to their present hairiness one of B. J. Nash's Latest Style
o<fiy $�B,K, also the finest line d funeral firiesitings in the county,
goad are now prepared to eamdetet funerals .t prices reasonable.
This deperameat will its1d'i.tty aNdsded to by his son William, who.
haw.giplg�� et ram ids D. Gerdes for gra fags his grata has e
knoiriedipi of the biimme, and by pupa abloaelsm hooped to share part d
ruble p..ku lrs aserember Ira p1a.o--weli4a., en your way to the post
mita WV, Torr •OIL
He finds that it pays in the
long run. His motto is :
" Smelt Profits and Quick Re-
turns." He also makes a
specialty of picture framing.
Give him a call before purchas-
ing elsewhere. Embalming
Fiuid always on hand. 23671
Patronise
True
Competition.
flea Carr• .xr Piro aftt/rAT 11
pfl�se•�1r kaenr Mea ee.bIMhed to rli. mss
ile • ares al sinter wit1 Aft end p--
ertaelptee sed
•f every same. who
m_ :u I rr1 rs re=
to �o
,,,isllrusleimrsMauidi OaaM
Ogen— .I.L
J. BROPHBY & SON.
IL ■AM.a IL
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