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THE SIGNAL : GODERICH, ONT., FRIDAY APRIL lit, 1891.
W. ACHESON & SON. WWI•*•i* ALECK SAUNDERS EAST SIDE
DRESS G -ODDS_
Our assortment of Dress Goods for spring is complete
in the newest materials and most desirable shades for
this season.
JACKET CLOTHS.
Entirely new in diagonal effects, Venetian and English
serges,
We invite early inspection and comparisons with Our I FOLLOW CITY REGULA- New lines of novelties tor the
goods. TIONS; TAKING THE LEAD- kitchen.
Our prices are the lowest in Goderich. I.NG SANITARY PUBLIOA-
TIONS I KEEP UP TO THE •
W. ACHESON & SON. TIMES.
Granite Ironware.
1891-161.1. PAPERS -1894
Openlng Announcemeflt ! NEW DESIGNS AND NEW PAPERS,
111 at a price that any one can purchase,
Good papers at 5 cts. per roll ; better at 10 cts., t2 cts.
and 15 cts.
Sanitary
S.
HOUSE
Plumbing.FURNISHING HEATING
GOODS.
I'H E POETS' CORN ER.
serest stem.
ou can lead a burse to water,
Hut you taunt make him drink ;
can send a feel to eollege,
Hut you cannot make him think :
1 ou may keep your daughter strumming
Fr•m mora i ill afterno0m
trot you can't make her a play er
If abs hasn't any time.
Vol can ne who levee the agamake • r
toayoy ono pleat
Thoutl- you may ^�• him plow
And elves and haw sedges,
it's w use to swear and Warm
Hecau+e your o•ly son
Pieter* the girl be met in the oar
T .t one
oe H .witch off that a .ck.
For lose is lord of pelf,
♦un'. besides, it's more than likely.
That you know bow 'tis yourself.
lou orate make acitizen.
Let him be black or white,
of the man who doesn't know enough
To cipher. read and write.
ou cannot et urge a rooster's strut
Nur make the layers crow.
Though you may honestly believe
It would be better so.
\ ou cannot make • Fuson
')f the stage struck. Rome) Lad:
And if you ever do s..ceeed
You'll wish yea never bad.
There is poly one thing meaner.
And that's to have to see
tl•e name of your neighbor's numbskull
F.nisb.l with M. b.
Hui .11 these things. and more beside.
We may expect to bear.
uta the numbskull kills us.
.\rad the Romeo says the poorer-
Erlcanur Kirk in fuck.
1 Common ewer About tilt Cigarette.
1 A torsoo dealer says: There has been
a great deal said *bunt the harmfulness
of cigarettes, and certainly they are in-
jurious to yoasg boys or to men if
smoked in ezcese; but most of thetas who
• attack the cigarette habit have very lit -
.
it. tle idea of what they are talking about.
It should be 1 that the great-
est smokers iu the world—the Spaniards,
the Cubans. Spanixb-Americans and the
Russians—use cigarettes tar more freely
than cigars, and none of these nations
tam be called unhealthy. People talk
shoat the injnriotuoemof the paper, but
any physician will tell you that it has no
effect worth
If you take a piece of rine paper and
aim It scarcely soy reaanup wit& rio
main, and s man might nob that pa-
ter indefinitely without experiencing the
smallst bad result_ What makes cigar-
ette ernoking injurious is the fact that
the smoke is not retained in the mouth
and throat, but is taken into the lungs.
It is became; the cigar smoker does not
i this that be denounces cig-
arette smoking as insipid. Su it is if the
cigarette is smoked like a cigar, but
when the smoke is swallowed the effect
is far more delicate than can be obtained
i from any cigar. and you will find that a
i confined cigarette smoker seldom en-
•)joys either s doe or • pipe. —St. Logia
Globe -Democrat.
wily Peep,. Dile 'Mete Lips.
If you surprise the flakier of a family
stretched out at full length and trying rLtur .%E sw•tiniseT
till he is red in the face to raise his legs
without lifting his Ludy. you may know
twase sp ea smart. he is , to work off his sinter -
.t stranger mace walked into a Masaschu abundance of . which inter-
-, tts court aril spent sono time watching fetus periotuly with his cutting a grace-
in td,r waltz, which his l,ett.z
CLOSETS,
CLEANLY,
HEALTHFUL,
DURABLE.
HOT WATER,
WARM AIR,
STEAM
A HOUGH WELL PAPERED I8 HALF FURNISHED AND
COSTS BUT A TRIFLE.
a
1 )ur satnples of Wall Papers,
Lions are now complete, and we think it only a pleasure to show
samples at.d give prices.
Borders, Friez.•. an.1 ('sailing Deeors-
FRASER & PORTER,
Central Telephone Exchange• Court House Square.
1LRt jNT
MARBLE SLABS, rata
WRINGERS,
LEAD PIPE
and
BATHS SWEEPERS,
BRUSHES, I
BROOMS,�STOVES, RANGES,
SHEET LEAD. HAND MADE TINWARE I FURNACES and BOILERS.
E.hc.6uR�Frco'rs
ALL KINDS -
CARD OF THANKS.
The
The undersigned wishes to return thanks to the people of Goderich
and surrounding country for the very . ... patronage which: has
for so many years leen accorded the RHYNAS ESTATE DR CG
STORE
The business has now been purchased by �. GEO. A. FEAR,
of Petrolia, and we take pleasure in ......, . ,''' , him to our pat-
rons and the public generally as in every way worthy their confidence
and well qualified to continue the business at the sante high standard of
excellence which has admittedly characterized it in the past.
F. F. LAW1 ENQE
Godeeieh, March 20. 1"91.
WiTH ENLARGED PREMISES, BETTER FACILITIES AND
A STAFF OF FIRST-CLASS WORKMEN,
T CAN UNDERTAKE -MRS ()F ANY SIZE.
PLANS AND SPECIFICATIONS FURNISHED AT
CORRESPONDENCE
the ,.rocee.iings. sty ami Try a not was ful figure
t•naght up for .unkempt of .Dort ami fined : half insists ou dancing every chance she
w Ilerenptn the stranger roe and said :
"How ranch was the fine:' gets. If you consult Mr. Russell on
"Five dollars," replied the clerk. what changes will make yon better look-
-Well." said the so -eager, hying down Mg. you will find him very blunt. He
: he nn.ney, "if that's a11, i'.) like to 3110 in. may tell you you do not wash your face
Ito 1 *.) a fru hour*' experience of this I clean. and when you ask how he knows
,tntrt. and no one can feel a greater con- 1 he will tell yon if you did your skin
tempt for it than 1 do, and I am willing to would not be disfigured with those black
pay for it.- pimples, or lie may tell you. as he told a
Herr is what so Itaban woman is doing woman who recently appealed to him
"In His Name." She is poor, earns her for advice. that she dii not est enough,
living as goverment, in English families come which fact he had reached because be
mg to spend the winter at Rome, and in had observed how much ebe chewed ber
summer doing whatever she inn find to do lipa
that . will pay her board. Her heart was So von ser yon need not be on your
p5111011 10 see the lalarers crowd the beer gel behavior when you peas under his
saloons every rainy day, for Italians; do not
eagle eye. But did you ever sit in the
work is •the ram. She thought long over ferry bust of ear nal watch the women,
the sin and misery ctiforesulting from guidance,
hese who make the most Macchia. wry faces
leigth a prayed much for entad its sal k poane noarish-
length a plan for relief presented itself. It I in their attempts to get
••.a• to provide • house where they couldment or crumb of comfort from their
have hot coffee iwtaa.l of bore ami cognac. I lips! Not only the women but the men
with geowhiesding matter •ccasenbk. In three; aj„o have tibia fiendish habit.—Brttokly
weeks time she had the means 4, -em her. , Eagle.
and bow the building is near completion. • vr. x� Zealand *ted.
Many have pwosaraeil to help furnish and
send hooka —Union Signal. Dr. Frtstedt has brought a moat inter-
--- — esting and valuable oollecta on of birds,
Keenest Advereste--Now, sir, what lel to etc.. from Australia. where he (tail many
this assault ! an outing, and from where
PI•ntilf (dsfi—Ys, sir. he proceeded to New Zealand. There he
Advocate llooder►--What caused the de- . ,ticceeded in obtaining a apedmon of the
fondant to assault you' quaint and almost extinct kibi bird.
You , ind only the wine of
Planing (still dealt-
Har! •]'ilia bird is somewhat like as ostrich.
Advocate (rtaringf -What made him hit * crow. It has no
with
Plaintiff _Wd,yw see.squire, it wit this wino at all. and is coveted or
ways: I called kiwi • dadd-chardAnother
don'tliar. Sr*Sex he: like short striped feathers.pe-
"If you take that lac I'll knock a caliarity about the kibi is the fact that
hale o hay nut of you.- its egg is larger than see -third of its
Advocate --Whet seabed' body.
Plaintiff - liar ! He also sloaeded in bringing Items
Adv. este (atstorianallyl What follow some Maori skulls, which are difficult to
edobtain on account of the manner in
PlsintiR (okeerttill-- .. ht done is which this natives bury their dead_
wt a,4 s L$.lere.1 rotes Nase..pee. When the bodies have been so long in
Archbishop Cleary may low the sight of the ground that all the flesh has ranee
.ane of his eyes form an operatio* tenni the skeleton they unearth toes
and carry them into the interior of the
tomtit, where they are depoaiited in nat-
ural caves, which are very difficult to
find. The attempt to obtain these skulls
is attended with the greaten: danger, as
any one discovered with one is certain of
being instantly killed.—GaltpllaFs Mae-
rlekl.g a Manse.
llacle Rastus—Rye, hyo: I knowed dat
betse'd win' 1 knowed it ter such'
Tom Bookie—Hare anything on him'
1'ncle Vastus—No, saki: but 1 seen he had
a cinch.
Tom Bookie—Why didn't you bet oo him
then'
Uncle Rastas—Didn't hob no time, soh.
But I knowed he'd win. I knowed 1t jus
an soon as cher 1 assn him Dome kerilukin
under de wire. sah.—Week's Sport.
A It.ad.4.
"What do yon hear from your Salim*
friend?"
"He has jmum asked me to go ap to his
place said speed the night with him. I
don't know whether he wants me to stay
mdse rnnntbaor six hours."—New York sal
The Art .f
Uncle Josh—How's your father?
Mies Bello—Very well. thank you.
Uncle Josh—How's your mother!
Mies Bello—She's well, ton.
Uncle Josh (after $ theta edentate passe)
--How'rs your pareabsy—Yale Record.
• Ct.w.
Patewlmas--Thq've fiat took • Goats
Mt d this ewer with • eros marked ea Me
that 1 a able
senger.
Tose is no depatmentd British seer -
enable industry which has developed
with inch marveltns rapidity to the ps-
tmlenm trade. Ninos Ha Deeming in
12E0. when the to4a: t p W taetssere
about 9.000,000 gallons,
by leaps and bounds until. to 11 111. the
amount brought tato the Milted King-
dom reached the total of 10e.S47.411
gallons.
At Last.
Mrs. Cobwtggrr—Did you ever find •
man under the bed?
Mrs. Merritt—Ys, the night we thought
t» re were burglars in the house. I found
my husband there.—Lila
MODERATE CHARGE.
HIt►LICITEI► FROM SI-RRI)I'N 1.1 NI: Ti WN$.
s -411011 troll) remartang upon herstrioing
appearance, and as she sailed acmes the
room one of Wase persons said to her
neighbor: "Do look at Mr.. X.; isn't she
astonishing to -night!' "Yes," was the
rept!-: "she looks exactly like an escaped
sofa. '—Boston Courier.
goaet1aes Happens.
Anxious Caller—la this the police sta-
tion'
Chief—Yes, ma'am. What can 1 do for
roe'
"I have lost some valaalie jewelry. 1
suspect • former servant of having taken
it. I want to employ s detectiva to find
Mr whereabouts."
"All right. ma'am. Tour Hanle•'"
"I am Mme. de Wise, the—er—fortune
teller."—Chicago Tribune.
• r/tgbty Ye.. Tale*.
A 6 -year-old child with • large appetite
and • special fondness for pancakes and
maple sirup arrived at the breakfast table
the other morning and forthwith demand-
ed oaks.
"Nat your oatmeal first," said her father
"How many cakes can I have?" said the
greedy young lady.
The father, who 1s give to practical
jokes, cogitated for • moment and then
said:
"1f you eat one plateful of oatmeal you
can have three raker, but if yon eat two
Osmanli you can have four cakes, and If
yon sa three Oatmeal you can have six
eaten."
The child .ecepted the
promptly. and one plateful of oatmeal dis-
appeared in a twinkling; then another
plateful followed slowly, and • third was
consumed with evident difficulty.
The cakes and sirup were then prepared.
The youngster had been growing more
solemn every moment, and when one
mouthful of cake had been disgwswl of
soddenly roared out In anguish:
"My tummy's Lull of oatmeal avid 1 can't
eat any cakes at all—boo-boo""—CblesmO
Ledger.
Nee •
Dentist—Now. bee here. what's the use
of making so much fuss about a little mis-
erable root like that' Let me pull it.
Patient—You'll Burt.
Dentist—You're a coward. Why. there
was a woman in here this morning who
had seven good teeth pulled.
Pat lent —I know, Doc, but this isn't .
good tooth.—Rochester post -Express
Messes*.
She wee • pl.sp woman. and b smell
sot have been s violent atretcbing of the lows -
truth to call bee • corpulent one With • • I h•veaotieel in several of 11 imams
the fatality whirls sometimes seises epos • ei 70111 vwleed paper seise methnla Of treat
-
ber r= is the way of deciding to wear the event of ilsgmv►ing toenails. As i have heel
Iwwksd with • kslfe lop *lima dsf Ttps. most eneeplawese *treks, els had 'sleeted a "mbar orf mins to nmwse enols my works
Cb1ef—Ptart right out Iliad arrant even A t is • rias d epeeist or valuable le- se the .MMW et Mr mor* a i ewes. seek to write his gams— wsk •s this. that, U . ..1'. Ysl as of nN tst111 ragas by the •-It-Mow. sh• m .1Np.as•ry practice, probably the oneesr
Delicate.
Proprietor (of furnishing store/—What
are you doing with those everlasting neck- The sort of courtship that goes on for
ties' bourn behind eloped floors, that insists upon
Clerk —I was just t them In seclusion and rsents a thin) peeper, that
the dlowtase. thinks first of the belover) object and not at
p Well. that's all right, but
h
you can't be too careful about handling all of anyone else thin may do for a pix
them.—Clothier and Furnisher. weeks' lw toter
and inarriage : but long should
a.sa.asbt. b. .ondnet..l on radically different lines.
"Yon are discontented with the wogs 1 11-a, there ever a dearer sweetheart than
pay you, and yet at Mrs. Brown's you
didn't have any more." lone !bone, whose maidenly reserve allow-
didn't
so, and I dib all the work there ed .lohn Kidd One kis a day, ami no swam
ton. Bit yon ase You want me to love ing whatever ` .\ml do you remember Maryy
your children. and I must hsv. extra pay Garth so true to her tat any-too-elygib.k
for that."-1Riegende Matter Fred, nal yet ao straight and strict with
n. Was a cement. herself : Engaged err not, she must surely
Mr. Gargoyle—I bear leer daughter is hate been a welcome companion is any
house, Fred or no Fredl. And again that
dame in silver gray who .harried John Hali
fax be sure that her het miles] wain modest
and unselfish one.
LIM yourself straitly, afistreas Lucy, buil
eIxounage Wolin to understand that while
yon stay tinier the paternal roof the obliga-
tions of that shelter an• on you, and forbid
rush 10 all 3 o„rr courtesy net a
sin 4uset. Flown "The Point of View.
in April Scribner.
-r.
the simple method of pocking the
ingrowing portion of the nail with cotton.
Atter the nail has Leen well packed a few
drops of the tincture of chloride of item ve
allowed to soak into the squeals. The iron
acts as an astringent', hardening the Usually
very tender and sensitive granulations.
It also deadens pain to • great extent, and
by its stimulating action muses healthy
tisane. to forst rapidly. The packing is re-
peated three times weekly. ami the end of
one 01 two weeks the use of the iron may is•
dirs•onthtued. - Thr trail, however, is to
Ire well sacked witb cotton until the ingrow-
ing pnrt1011 has grown out and is able to be
properly trimmed. In trimming the nils
one should be careful to , ut them straight
across, and ' not t.. carry the scissors deep
.100-11 into the corners of the nail.
i have seen some of the worst cries of
ingrowing toenails cured by following the
above plan of treatment.-
t
A areal SMaaleg.
Stk..' 1 have takcu thaw tattles of line
do rk Blow) Bitters and find it a good medi-
cine for consttfatnm an.I Taos appetite. 1
will continue taking it as it is a great
blessing and i feel a great change in my
health since taking it.
Mee. .1. V. /:aiE',
2 5 Sydenham Rt., Toronto, (hit.
t Timely Word as Lana . ti
Trii-t.- Estate Geo. Rhynaa.
P u ±LIC NOTIGE!
Another Targe consignment of
Fresh Teas of superior quality.
In order to counteract the dis-
honest practices perpetrated on the
public by peddlers and others, we
are offering Special Inducements in
Tea and Coffee, and solicit your pat-
ronage.
engaged, Mrs. Gummey.
Ms. Gnmmey—Yes; 1S Keatacky geo-
tlemen.
Mr.. Gargoyle—What) And yen were
'away, opposed to Amegfga girls marry-
ing titles'—Jodie.
' We Claim the las 1$.
We claim the earth is routed, and we know
it's true. We aka claim that Hagyrd's
Yellow (til ,brui.ss,lnrna,00l.ls,
•mop, pore throat. , nenralgia,
and all painful or inflammatory dismiss,
and we know this is trne. 1'e110w Oil is •
true family remedy for 'amens or sowxmese
in urn or bast. 2
amm rewtai >�a• •
1'Itarls 13. Williams, resident physician
at Psa•ytvsaia Hospital, Philadelphia,
writs to the Sciewtiflr American s foil
gab. l e
IndlaeapoW Journal Iw 011 ls a pwspt .rad effector' more for was &.00.d wpb Oars so Mew that, lead 0t taysilest tilt we perwad may he b
rasa* asM Salm*.
The bora sed the Wart la A. stn at law
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IffIlmr,00.asessidift Ohs Wit
.4,11Inksigkib glum
cs1 , bearsa.ans, awe throat, Ara -
satin., vel algia, wales or sstwas of
say kiss. Kaesa es Malik over thirty
yeses.
Illkiagf, iYaement as mord by sMsaSems.
she hes* smaller, loot se treed er • dud• serest tri min el rose rsadara le all eases,
ewe eowN bays bleb _. ..L 1 *Po. bar. �a eve. 1a severe forts of ibgrewiag te.-
s atoe- to *oak tars hie Oat that a it* gnat
wbowers dad to improve her hesh•ed'a IowaQ I at
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220 *sterane ed rai1Y'POOP e a Eastern at sea ar cos tali!, we moo* rr+.t'a +ww w, .ws w, „„.„44,,,,,,:*tot
lttsuyis,d a reeta..l ULs.rle.
Hsgyarsd'. Pectoral Bahrain giros prompt
relief in imagism. ...dila, hoersees, whoop
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ing o•sgh. croup, asthma or bronchitis. it
u the most pleasant and perfect threat and
inng healer in the world for cbillren or
•Anita. Price 2(w. 2
T1s loos Dsater r ssalag all blade of f*rslture sr the lowest poaittl. pries* 1. Y
het tbbt lM
M Ws. II..eM ray.
"in our roar,"•aiA • 7
0
0ng wife, "1 habits." gat my 1 to gpive wp all hi. had habits.
He era. •.psswthrift, bet he is now se mre.
fel as 1 am. He newt to weer, but he bee Tw s.k. Me *wisp ise U �Ij1
given n all the that I d',o e> rYse►� 11111f1 Ikatt•ws. Rmtslmiagou way
R tip
lsige* 1a:ft.' oh, him •s.g.
Re indulged in lige* •t theme, het ] sea sa b,• .ora
here got huhu to step dusting. H. kept
late Arun at nigh, pmt ttow he retiree eat-
Iy, He Fuel 4 salty. that 1 hair. Winer'
yes *Wish sin iiui as tallywail., where eats amwid be mamma Idle an than , and hs is • model httsis.4. 1* tunable aloe esd as for tttefr
sdaNlslos Mlor�g ttttwY haw do.a t� � � premiere we.M Ir to rents. � ws s. ie • Q � �/ � 1aM'we. he 1M'• • - •^,Nve • tm•♦ns^sr�.et.. of Os Thin
REES PRICE Sr, SON.
Kay's Block, next Bank of Commerce, Square.
Orders by Telephone promptly attended to.
Cattle Chains ---New Patterns.
Crolssent Saws-- All Makes.
Cutlery---Tabl eand Pocet---In Endless Variety.
Chopping Axes ---At Your Own Price.
Genual Winter Goods ---Stock Complete.
ALL AT SPECIAL PRICES!
R. P. WILKINSON & Co.,
Hardware.
B'AYINO'S 1CII IILZL
!IN Est perfect lotion Wu for the moot of
SUNBURN, FRECKLES, ROUGHNESS, AND ALL
IRRITATION OF THE SKIN.
F. JORDAP
i
MEDICAL HALL,
GE O_ BARRY
Sells Cheap
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