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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1891-4-10, Page 6OCILBORNE 331=t08. 1891 -SPRING -1891 We wish to intimate to our customers that our 'piing stock of Dry Goods it, now about complete. We are now showing all the new Aimless in Dress Goodssuch a. Heliotropes, Mul- t berries and Cornflowers. in Henrietta1, Brocades, Lustres and Alpaca., which are the correct things for spring dresses. As usual we take the lead in Prints and Sateen.. We have a splendid assortment in new patterns and color. We are showing 1( sets Of Lace Curtain., cresta in end white, I v7 from 30c. to $3.00 a set Also Madras Curtain,. Curtain Lace, Scrims and Art Muslin& We want you to examine our Carpets in Brussel.., Wilton, Tapestry, Union and All -wool. We keep Oroct'rie- ;tu1 ilia- and Cepa, We buy btltte•r anti itati, COLBORNE BROS rr� HAWK YOU BEEN .1T ITHE HOUSEHOLD CORNER suss s. iaManrrwer., lu sib bite your alt a of beef, rws,nttser that • fresh thin 4 beef is always the bees for asap. In chaattiitfj fish, look at their ellls, welch shout be d • right red- Perub tied red year coffee the day you drink it. Always buy green artier. 1 To atrewithen the hair, Jtsrrlve an ounce • 4 borax Gad tine minor of camphor w two ' quarte 4 water. Wash the hair w mite the twice a wean. clipping the roam ue asion /i dly naafie ('llifeenla apples atul pears, wuu y realistic in , err Ilia p1a))ed in the shops. made of silk fo t pin cuahiotu. They aro fully as Inge but not as pretty as the dainty little rowel cnrhN,w of keen lawn edged with full Ince rntdee which are shown at the shops fur the ale of decorative work. There is *birthing drpratral about oboe string% that cameos thou, t„ untie al the mor. 11114t'e 1'rtcat holders fur the are not alwaya effectual. 'Mie last method of keeping then, tied le to tie tient tint to a lung looped boa Laud and then pick up the loop. uel tie firmly iu a second knot with the loops. Under onii nary cow •.flows thea knot wird ositlaat the .lay'. walking. and may be easily untied when uece ary. A groei camphor ice is nude of one ounce of *permit:0i. use ounce a camphor. one ounce of almond oil, ,err half cake of what, WW1 : welt all together 40.1 turn int., molds. Keep celery fresh by rolling it in biowu paper sprinkle.' with water, then in a .limp cloth. and put it in a cowl, .lark place. Re- tort pcpanng it few the table, submerge it is cola water and Int amid fur an hour. It sr.! tw.1 e_t crisp. f IShould 1100 fall ..0 the carpet at any ' lime cater it with t'amiuoit salt. then sweep it up and no stain will be kfL 111 ['� _ A BOUT -HEM -TN portainteti tow is &nu plates Nhich have • absorbed grease. immerse thein fa torn p 1 ^�a saw So Send She Teague. McLean's Block The perfectly healthy tdup(ne u time, moult. ler Ioo'tly le the mouth, is round et the cage. and ho.. no prominent papilla The tongue may he furred (rem local camera.. • Q �•y� �p or frons sympathy with the abwta,•h JAS SAVeftDERS' wteitutes or liver. The dry tongue dccwa most frequently in fever, mai indicates a n ervous pr.,st 1%1110110r .leprt.aio 1. A white toogt w dtagiaustic simply of the feverish aveadition, with perhaps a .our stumauh. Whim it is tuoist and yellowish brown it shows disordered diaetiou. Dry and brown i in,litates a low state a the system, possibly They are cheaper than the typhel,l. When the tom4ne Is nes and rt•d and smooth. beak oat: for sadammation, nr intra"»' it „� gas - Cheapest,. 20c. papers - ,�etdb of the tongue are raised and very red we call it a strawberry tong::e, and that bets. New designs in borders me,omn scarlet (et er. Sharp, pointed red tongue will hint of brain irritation or in - lamination centres and corners. (}old tlamination. and a yellow coating indicates fiver derangement. When so much tan be ganusl from an examination of the t.wgIte, and bronze papers, in room hwN =prowl( it is that the youngest child should lee taught to tut it out so that it can lee v faille t.. tilt uttermost pent in the and ceiling. Window shade throat. TO 8KF. WALL PAPERS? and curtain rollers. James Saunders MCLBAN'B BLOCK. WHY EVERY FARMER should get one of Armstrong's Improved ear's). - GRAIN et BED CLEANERS. BEGATISE lit It allows no foul seed@ to be blown into the ctaff, which is d peat importance to every farmer who wishes M keep hie farm clean_ )iN -It eves and elem. ail cleaning Timothy seed from any kind of grain the grain. iev1. -For Market alsaaieg it removes Cockle, (hem and ehntak.a � and gttee the farmer the greatest ne.dbl. weight for his Train with no menswears loss. tab. --it will eample (twig how and seed purposes equal to ease Nh. Clcaniag seed It removes all Cockle. Mustard WUd fess. wild flax and other f sad shrunken and broken vats. ►n• gives the fernier pure. clean. seed grata. alb.- It will clean Oats. Harley. ko' . thor- oughly without waste of grain. ab.-Cle•nine Pesos : h will separate t he lPeas from each other. tarrying uartered. Mires. tial• and to a diEkreot compartment. tmpartment- rfect Clover _star Mb re- moving all dust broken and *eerie seeds mid other seers, larger sr smaller than the Clover seed. Pes. -It 1e a first alma Gram seed Machine. bows no seeds away. t./b.-It le • good Tia= amid Machine. tient-lit la • first elms ots lir• Ireh.-mean beattedises_t� oldest fashioned 1tlenniee Mill that Y Mils aside as usele*o sad sake 1t do die work of a new Mill. Iae6.-It an be enaebed to • new Mill with .wt Waring It. and ma le removed at any time as ed. It dose not Intgte'erfere with the am aas a three n the m- inder -i der sieves of the YIiL a!1 per/erwterl dub. -its sieves are aissrq Liss. bushels of mita.-ft lis • capacity et Hey Erato per hour. 1111.-11 Mag chap as the ordinary; Fanning Mut sieves. 1711. Every Machine le • geed your order at once r yew Rat It this Reason if you have set sena a Machine ask to hare one sent few inapsiliesn. sad that you take 1t on eondltloa It sadist Inside width of in ordering by mail ••asp• *be. of Yanslai Mill. ARMSTRONG BROS., G-oderioh, Ont. NEW ARRIVAL -of - SPRING lir. ba tw . %V -no S,Ntp has rernored - l4pr w/riIIF fron, 15 to 30 feet Tung. It also tie•stro.vs all other kinds of wortuo. Int Death -la -a Whisky Draught. Putt.AnxLPmlA, April 1.-- Atter swallow. tug tise c.wt.ats of six g war e,1.s ou a wage aur theu t . gtbeneb his t:lo.1, for bravado dnnkiag slw, full of the eggshells of -w hiskd at the rooms of the Irauphtn literary Au* osteon ye. erday, 14.rnard McKean, ai wl yeses, sent into • slumber Fran which hi sever woke. Tupper at Wasklagtee. WA*utvoruv, April I.-4,. Charles Tup per arrived here to -day. lie it ou his way 1( England and stops here to informally tliseusr w .th the British Minister on the Sebring ales �4..spu:.d, the Atlantic never'.; trouble) and trade reations ' bet woos the United States and Canada. A Quarter 111111.. ter Muel.na MO'eTa CAL, Aped 1.-K. E. Ska,ttoe, wbc randy diel, has left the bulk of his fortune, atu.,u.,ting to $ J,00b, w the m.suoo [and of th. C'burch of England lmmlgraals r.erieg l.. WIirtrsti, April 1. -According to Intbti- grattoo agents, number of i,nmIgraut, this year to data Sik:, with '241 tars of stock and deeds, agutut likla lin:mgra•ts and S,1 cart for same period heat year. *roasted to Death Hl a Clothes Line. Moacrox, Y.K., April L --A lad named hong, I;l tears old, got be neck entangled io a clothes It.. in his lather's yard at Rutter• ■u• Kodge and was found sitting oa the gre'uad strangled. Reward fee the Murderer. l,omunx, April 1. -Tito Bulgartaa govern- ment bas offered • reward of elastO for the apture of We mt.-darer of M. Ibltcb.f, the Minister of Fi•auo. Tad Government has Woo p nsei not tb • widow et M. Balteb.ff. A (haaker... Mos Prem Eapo.ar.. sr. Tx. to ix, April I. -Mrs. Sarah Ntgbaus, aged tv) years, for :A years a resident of Elgin enmity, strayed from ber bonito ■1 Sparta Mtmday n.gnt. A sear •h party o"0 .illa.ers found ber dead bo 1y is a Said be midnight nthe was a rpromtaat Qua :es. r.relgw Joeviues. Ineuwat is again raging la herbs Many deaths are reported. ivory valued at £4Jii0 Fra::Leo Herrmann, the entaarri•ddaugk ter of o.,e of the leading merchants of Berlin, was •reefed today on • charge of harts' gat rid of her newly born child by bursts' It. Gen. Katt sentteui. t of the rills school at Augsburg. Bararea, w.. stricken with apoplexy while directing tar get practw.. and chat in • few meshes H. was the idol of tb. Bavarian army. Frans Lickisgen, a count of th. Austria. Empire. who bas ban awaiting trial at Vienna (er conducting • Witt esaWmonlal bureau, baa forfeited his aursttm sat left the country for America Prof. Koch has returned to Borba, bring Ing with him the dabbed of Ns tortbcomi.g work a N..x p,r•4 to shortly commence operations i* tb GOODS. r ,mend Mrh Ifd.epttd. LATEST STYLES. >Mesw•� wean tenet clewed else• Porte •t H. DUNLOP, The moil agreeable, restorative tonic anti mild stimulant is Milburn'. Raaf, inn, and �1► inc. lm fit. P1ONLW •-•deer M r� Meta .1 . A..1* wrerll.s we .ow 1+ m. AC les r•.. ore.. s. _ .G r•w ee• r M seek ten m �~,...w...`riaii 64.44 On sloer4444•416 dad ... serer ..- =Vat TIM a :4111 `sage helms in a tot bath of lye and water. lamp chimney, are easily clea ter by holding them over the steam from a tea kettle, rubbing them: • ilh a soft cloth and polishing will, pope: People in the country who are ►tdw,y ctk 1% Rhea should rrtneml.er that cluster; of clot er, if hong :n a room ante left to dry and alai their pert through the air, will drive away Meer flier titan Vichy sou care of molasses ..et' other sty traps ani By, paper, can ever collect. F. •r solder take a mixture µf two prat. of tin to .me part of lead. For • soldering fluid dieoh-e zinc in muriatic acid, then add a little salt s:u:,,nutc and dilute it N ith a little water. Hilae mar envoi vi Your wise norther is not given to worry - iug over trifles. She dues not expect p•r- fec•tion in a day. And she has put from her, as far as the east ul from the west, the ghastly peeribility of setting vanity up iu the room of love. So she doer not Ic6in with exhaustive attention to the tnignti:' of etiquette. knowing that way lids the danger of making lief- boys prigs and her girls self-eoneciou. 'society mulles before they are in their teem,. She lays drown as the laws of her household the broad princi• pit. of respect for elderreverence for wo men. kindliness., for all :.u.4 risk permeate,. the home atainopher•e with the Most .oil tectum., of the deference ani her sympathy Jur from rent to soul Her children tery earl% delight to plc•.- a chair for grand mother and to .ate father steps. They learn to be pou.l of that restraint which cnal,le* them t.. kecppNoll in the background, anti t...lefer to brother and Steer. It never enters their heals that servants are less worthy ..f irslwct than other people. They are unabashed in the presence of wealth ani power as they are tender towards suf- fering and poverty. %hen she teaches them from time to time her eine of moa- ners a..l she is careful to perfect it seem l ing to her best judgment site teaches it for home use..ued it become. fixed by becv,ming eat t {.end trap of toffee. 1 an. often asked how to make good dsrffer•. In the first piece. the Iran Itself must be gexoi. In the second place, du not buy the coffee ground, but keep a mill and gruel it yourself. never grinding more than !you are about to use. If the arrflet• pot has t been poet away •Lamp, weld it out and dry • 0 it over the tin•. For each prow use sae tsbleapoonlul .4 the ground coffee. Throw in an eggshell which has been washed anti put sway for this purple. Next par over the coffee and shell ass many sups of broiling water an there are persons to nuke coffee fc.r. If you wish some extra coir. Gone extra coffer and water roust be added. (lose the led tight, am.1 with a bit of clean old toweling or table -cloth or napkin stop the sport. Net the coffee-pot back on stove or range for ten minutes, then Tering on to the Met malls and boil up briskly. t Ipen the lid and with aspen. scrape the .nine 0 down mte the coffee-pot. aid one tablespoon h fel of cold water, cater again closely. and set far hack where it will not boil, hitt will keep hot. Into a teacup put .me tesspxnn• ful of trneden.e.l nulk, and through • strain- er fill up the cup with ...Ree. Stir well. 7 There is no mystery nor complication about snaking good coffee. Keep in mind four in things,naively, use two parts Java and one • Moch(;rind ynur own coffee, and grind th it coarse. After .nffee has tiled up well, do not keep it Moiling. Use cream or one (lensed milk, ..r the regular milk, which hes first hem boiled. Housekeeper's Weekly_ - ON Tits VISA(". . ...r..i'f.Z off �i1 J✓+I►fts �ZdNiZs � wee, eiSsr atfaifir- �Wewidilemnw Ss Ore tom/arta lrr S 6 ars wMe eb. fOmi Omen mlle► [s-. perme.searks mssa war boat toasts; ifar.eree emsairrem shire. pellagra, Caulk • aewk-- sera l air Forties pee es. ear yams, sae Ibex aiaa he Used lots • tree that lune ee Ar. and lir meet rbdd♦s rs tett, be -- sem ea sp i bs•4 wads eldasemmer star - Cana 'Mash le Toetbw Uempaotm r.,.rrtto laeyaatens at Hsrsord. The favorite mode of torment seems to It. to make a man go out and sell scene- thing. catsthing. or perform some manual labor is the std Not long ago a student who was very much in love with • pretty (kmbridge girl was compelled to go to the home of her paresis with a Jew ped- dler's pack ad sell all the member of the family the creep handkerchiefs and atrocious bras jewelry with which he was loaded down. The match was Let broken ad, but there was a frigid root- age. in that bore until the real object of the visit was afterward explained. Another rich and i young swell was ordered into a ditch where sues Italians were digging ilrtbe main street of Cambridge, and into it he went with pack and shovel, clad in a- dress suit, which was made part of the com- muned. 1$.0ber boot,, an ulster and a fur (tip aro frequently ordered on a victim in the hottest days of term time, and they most be seen os him whenever he appears out- side his room. (.mbridge, like other college towns. has become partly accus- tomed to theme cuiiege vagaries, and whenever Aar ate is seen upon the sheets acting .. , like a lunatic people clary him at once as a candidate for a college society. -New York Stec Moor Baths. The moor baths, of which much is now heard. and which are provided at many Austrian and German health le - aorta, were first used at F 1 In 1eC'3 Dr. Poschmann. a trhvgi ian there. believed that be hal found in thein a new curative medium, and they hove lance become popular. Some still question their efficacy, while others in Austria and t' .. , Livens to render good service iu many maladies, Though the bath is composed of peat or moor earth to which enough water has been added to make a thick paste of the mals:'yet the peat is different from that which is extracted from a bog in Ireland or Scotland. In both !relent' and Scotland the is used as fuel; at F . l the Ii eraliret' peat will not serve such a pur- pose. The bog trim which it is extract- ed xtra t- ed has been saturate& (... , ; , ; tenant- less ages with mineral water, and the prodnct is a strong chemical compound. Thus a max bath is a mineral bath in a I form, and effects are pro- . dnt•ed upon the system by taking a crease of these baths which cannot he produced, according to experts. by any mineral water. -Blackwood'. Magazin. QmbretW ha England. How many ttmbteilaa are manufact- ured in this country annually: Them are no official re'tnrna giving the number • lin this ooentry. though in the United States it is calculated tat one ltmbr4M is made annually for every six persona If we apply this proportion to the pope- , anon of the United Kingdom -now cal- culated. in round numbers, at ;.4.000.000 -ver 6,000,000 umbrellas are trade an- nually. Upward of 2.500,000 umbrellas were imported by sea into Calcutta in ' be year 1885-80. and the yearly exports 1 umbrellas from this country are valued I at £581,000. In Prance, in 1830, um- brellas were manufactured by 160 makers I to the ralue of £280.000: in 1847, £405,000 worth by 365 makers; in 1882 their value was £1,180,000, and 860 Price averaged four franca each. There were thus made in Prams in 1882 7,500,- 1 000 umbrellas, or nearly one for each in- 1 babtted house -London Tit -Biota Hew Old Spiders tree. Old spiders, which have neither web or the materials to make one, often ant about to find out the webs of other - spider's, younger and weaker than them- selves, with whom they venture battle. The invader generally succeeds, and the onager spider is driven out to make a new web, and the old spider remains possession until a stronger spider m- odes the web and drives it out Whets us dispossetued the spider seldom vest Lure, another attack, but tries to subitiat upon the few insects that may fall acci- dentally ntidentally into its clutches, and eventually dies of hunger. -London Standard. els sewn sad Tama. Sit drew,, and think : 1st, that dyspepsia is emitted by wrong action of the ddsmach : Lend• that Yoffie k Bl..el Bitten u deeigorl to.,.rrett and drguste the stomach: 3tv1, that it always . ane dyspepsia and mato legs 1111111 a cryo .t ti...... ( an you afrrd 1.. he avapeptse 2 To remot e ink from paper, If not of he, long starveling, wet a teaspoonful of chloride of lime with pat sufhrewett water to ,rarer it. Pat (not rill the spot gently for a few momenta, ming a .oft sloth wet with tl..- reixture, and tit. ink will .lowly disappear 1f one rpp(riwlun is not suIleeent try a se.•,rmJ The at.erllrs4 wan es [..dense. As well as the handsomest, and others are invited to call on any Ifni ggiiit •awl get fuses tral Mottle of Kemp's Behest for the Throat and Lunge, • remedy that is r•Ilngg entirely .pun it. rn•rita and se guaranteed 1. retie%. end ante all (lltrswne and Acute Coughs. Asthma, Rrnaehitio and t:nrowrp Large Ixt Llee 10 orate sod it 11 etre 11 i. twearl...i that time O. T. K. .hops at Beffeyille and Brockville will be rein...l t.. xll�ylNltrili. $ajdw Gess& Merton may hold o grand mi dtag rev vele in Qusiwe- .,p 01101/1.. girth dee It is a mistake to suppose that the bots or warts which are very common on same specie@ of forest tress are due to 44 cta, fungus, or accident, or are in soy way unnatural growths. They de- velop as make neither of the health nor dimmer of the tree, nor of such ossdi tram as special kinds of soft or sitar tiara The first crematorium in th. United three was erected at Wshington. Pa. by Dr. F. J. L Moine at sant of 51,aeo The fine body to be ar eat d wee that of Bares d. Palm, Dec. 6, 111741. The time occupied in reducing the body to mhos was two hours and tae mi sten Macaulay wee 48 whim he islleei the first and asemd volumes of W "Milton of llieer and," and the third send fourth did not appear until he was 51 Geed as sire the essays of his suety sea eheod they p when compared with the murk of hie maturer yews. W. (lark Raman, WINOS ea auris have esoh remarkable dash, bse@inaw and not ori dear t swpsen, hen keg ba a hamar and well Web hdfigilr Bee ild, remised in m leder oiler see is se hi- ked tensest. An IureEsrr mei Nous& Wise lbs P*ese• eme+r.■ nom. ts The hours dr the beams and:M BooTs �7 people OIiMd the seise. GNI eoatirlg b thin sat thud pmagwlq', and tam I will not insult the intelligence of the public by -• '�Og elm th Daring tin 111161111,a. Ad and alio aeec d44th g fa e Maniainhabited. Tb y.emeni. throat, owe the well b do haahandasn, dwelt mie is a.olid hoe of break or sts, or slated, with • paved yard it from the barn and outhouss, the r7 and tattle pans. The term width in England was always oomKraat- - ed with a southern awed -as bJ tn•aria faced the eget in Aquitaine, while to rear well ops W the west was a tiled veranda, where in winter alter - noose the hemp pioneer, the wool card- ing. eta., went done. Within the vast kitchen glowed in the light of the Ata --almost as uaextinguiah- able as the vestal virgin's -peak coal and wood were each abundantly employed, and fora trifling rent, generally paid in kind. the lord of the manor would per- mit the taxmen on his land to cut their tarts from his bog or their boughs from his forest. Fuel was not only actually bat relatively cheaper in the middle ages than today. for the bogs were not drained in thosedays, the forest covered great expanses, and the cost of carriage made it t'inle st impossible to transport their produce. In almost every shire of France and England the supply of fuel was in excess of the demand. This hospitable fire fared up a chim- ney proportioned to its size, lighting the huge brick oven. the iron firedogs. the bellows, shovel, gridiron, ladle -t, cal - Imes, saucepans, *ortar, tin pails and other utensils that stood ou the brackets s J tte.p of the hearth, and irradiating the bra •'ep.r pots. the natal randlestie'ka. the ath mp, the lantern, e not nnfrequeat silver beaker, and the gays drinking cups that were ranged ou the chests and ,a cuptxnla round the walls. Near thee fire stood a high !racked settle, the mas- ter's corner, and under the great mantle of the chimney narrower beeches were set in the beck. Within easy reach of the hearth a deep oak chest held the lugs for burning. It was generally matched by a handsome* .wielding chest with carved or painted froi::, long enough to contain a grown person full length, but more usually filled. it moist be admitted. with the best clothes. g' th; trinkets ane the savinof the hou.+e- :,old. The registers of that chatelet record no crime soc nnicion as the breaking open of such wedding chests; and it issurpris- nmany how any clamp., of jewels, girlies of wrist golden headdresses and ring and prtt:.e!i fell of gull were stolen from quite,/humble houst-holde. Our fore- fathers or - fathertt invested their carnal in cups or/erirketa of precious metal. pretty to at. c:may to hit:;», and readily con - 1 into cacti when net -vanity demand- ed a sacrifice. -Fortnightly Review. ve rtiaing first-class goods for oat nothing, but is home- 86 SHIES will do . I will give you the very best good: that are made in Canada at lower prices than they arm sold at by any 7 other firm. lase A Darlag Arswoewt. .1 quick witted i_nd daring western I::tvtt•r once s:ived a guilty client (rem sure conviction un achargre of poisoning. It was proved that the poisoning had been .lone by means of certain cakes, a p. tr:ion of which was produced in court. W1,•n the counsel for the prisoner had finished his speech, he said: "And ths•+e', gentleme•a of the jury, are thome of the a:leged poisoned cakes. We declare to you, gentlemen ret the jury. that they '.e not poisoned cakes. They are at harntltes takes ne ever were made. and in order, geatirenen of the jury, to show yon that these cakes are not poisoned, I will eat one of them right here in you: presence'•.. -\col be did eat one. He took zood (-ire. however, to lease the room at the earliest . - , , , and to make $ bee line for an adjoining room, where he had an emetic In readiness and an anti- dote. But the jury never beard about the emetic or tbo antidote until the ber- yer's client hail been acgoitted.-San Francisco Argonaut Our Sea a star, Most young folks now know that the difference between night and day on this planet of one arises simply from the fart, that among the innumerable multi- tude of .tan there Mane infinitely nearer to Ila than all the rest; being so much nearer to ne that when we ere it we have fay. When by the earth's on its axis the sun has set in the west we have night; at which time we depend for light npon the more distant .tars- u L:.tss. indeed, the Moon is shining. In the main, it is true that the enor- mous o!ifterenoe in the intensity of the light that we receive from the sun in the one came, and from all the start seen at night in the other, depends npon the fact that the sun is the star nearest to ne, and the other stars aro suns infinitely re- moved. -J. Norman Lockyex in Youth- Companion. T. *.easee the a.. L.tet. A new apparatus for measuring the moan level of the nes has Lately been in- stalled at Marseilles. It is based on the principle that when a liquid wave trav- erses a capillary tube ora porous parti tion, its amplitude diminishes and itis retarded in its phases without the mean level 01 the wave changing. It consists of a glean tube. the lower end of which communicates by a flexible pipe with a plunger which is lowered beneath the lower water level There are twnddtels in the plunger, the lower being filled with sand and open to the sea, the result being that the rolamn of water in the tubae rises and falls very little with the tides, and the mean sea level can be read from a grainiest' soils. -New York Times. Srery0lar .btp•1ap.. Beall Boy -Say, dad, why does the - leaves All ori' the tress every [sill Dad (se old ea!t) Blew yore, boy. don't you know? The winds is high it winter, m' the taws has to lower ail - New York Weekly. A Orem la the lfateeaa. Bet -i erYgt, this mgageteat rt11g i worth SiMS /The -The last (ane i bred oast $106. Hs. -Moa am older nowt -Hew Yolk 9..e) 4 NEW SPRING GOODS arriving daily. Call and see them and whether you buy or not you will receive courteous attention. I wish it be to plainly understood 1 WILL NOT BE UNDKRSOLD BY ANYONE. ORDERED:WORK AND REPAIRING A SPECIALTY E. DOWNING. 41 4 0 0 r 0 i 14 V 0 No aper rtalltrl by blotting. No pens spoiled by corroding. a O U t •0 D b Q fol 04 U J ed J p O 2 0 w v q./ a arCall an Or *rite for getIoYVh "The Signal,f1 Goderich, Ontario, Is the Best. Only $1.00 in Advance. Subscribe. M. M. remillri:erit school teacher. nay's In my cans was a little Irish boy about my own age, who've name was .ferry I;raly; sal when school was out f w noon. Jerry said to me, "Uid ye mind that sthory about Col umlus and the egg • Wire that's not the way the thrirk was done at all, at all. Come wed me anti 1'11 show ye how ('olun.busdnne it." Now it ro happened that Jerry'smoth- er kept chickens. and when we reached the house he had no trouble in finding a fresh eegggg First putting a clean plate on the t•iek, .terry took the egg, and shook it vio- lently irlently for rte semnda, or until the yolk and white were thoroughly mixed, like a compound of milk and water. Then after holding the egg upright no the plate until the mixture inside .4 0 had settle.) quietly into the hard ire of it, he withdrew his hand and left the egg standing upright and alone. '•There, said he, "that's the way ('olumbu a dors: it ;" and 1 have nn doubt it was, for 1 have often done it myself that way, and anybody else stem do it. My ob- ject in correcting this bit of history, is to et Columbus right before the world and /ro rescue him from the suspicion that he was ignorant of the easy. scientific, ands purely mechanical solation of the egg problem. The reason why an egg will not stand on end is that its contents are not balanced either in weight or plae, Mit after they are thoroughly mixed the egr will easily re- cognise its own centre of gravity and stand upright, like a toy soldier which is rad. on the same principle. - s - A J.ke sepses.&. Fledgely, although he lihre a Joke, has s defective memory Howells theme reskIng op to him one day and faked anxiously: "Where is that letter, Fledgely1" "What letter?' "let her go, Gallagher." Fledgely roared. About a week Later he met Hobfneon on Broadway and slaked nervously: "Robinson, where's that postal earslr' "What postal carol," "Int her go, Gallagher," and Fledgely'r turn were heard in Haman street, while Robinson walked off talking to himself. - American Rtatloner. PretNem A Wasik of Are. "Now, madam," said the brie twee. dealer, "bore le an elegem reuse vans in mauls* repress work. The naetimre score* oa this side represents 'Jonah and Whale.' "i Qtly sus the whale; where's Janie p, "Yee awe that dises.denneer the tail,'• Yr" "Wall, that'. Joash."-Ar1r4a. tau UMW. BEAU BRUMMEL'et wiT. Inetaneoe .f th. rasa, @..11'. gees - are .s Repartee. By those who have wltnnsred Richard Mattafi.ld's clever interpretation of Beau Brummel in Mr. Fitch's drama of that name, the bunroroua affectation contained in the following few of theBran'. eccentric wit will be appreciated: Hawing borrowed notas mosey of a city merchant, whom in return be patronised and introduced Into certain social circle, be was one day laked f repayment of the loan. "Do you know what has bappesedr he said to • friend In • tons of intens 1Mig. nation. "Why, there's that fellow T-. who lent me 8500. Ile has had the tans to ask me for it, and yet I called the dog Torn,' and fit myself dime with him" You have • meld, Brummel," said a sympathiser at the club one day. "Why. do you know," amid the Beau. "that on the read to Brighton the ether day. when we stopped to ohmage bones, the& ID' Adel of a valet of mins actually put me into • room with • damp strangler At one thee the fancy took him toast ne vegetables. Dining Oat or night, and be- ing asked by • lady if he had never eaten any vegetables in his life, b. replied, "Yes madam, i think i once ate • pen" An aegnalntanc. during • morning call. having recently been traveling is the north of England, persisted In rime quer tisane Brummel about the celebrated Cumber -lend lakes, -wheel did he like heat, and so on. Wearied at length by his visit or's affected ragtime he turned to Alis valet, who changed to enter the roma: "Mortimer, width .1 the lakes le It that I admin the mast/" "Windermere, sr." answered the well trained servant. "Ab. yes; Wlndersere." rwpertsd Brummet "So It b--Whtlse.aerw." in wirer Ism inquiry as b where he was going le aim that alight he replied: "Really, I deal know; they pat lee is my coach and take as.omewhesa" Inas. slid amply se missy of the Bean's utterancesmar In sold print. the marvelous i m* 45lue@ Of Ms vdeo p.mh.t contributed the leiraktitare la the pint made. New York Nellie Tarbes the nitre year old (laugh ter of the Wish novelist sad him Americas wife, who was • daeghter d the actor, Joe Jefferson, le said to show remarkable •lists as • normpe•r of aerie. it it sot se en- ertnassi thing for the little girl to it dawn u theptano mad harrow's* • unsg,h th weeds G ad smart Hee father is editing • hest 1