HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Signal, 1891-4-3, Page 2THE SIGNAL: GODERICH, ORT., FRIDAY, APRIL 3, 1891.
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rti R. B. Smith
Will have her Millinery Opening on
SATURDAY, MARCH 28th,
--AN1, ON
"tibia up yosreeU, rad there'll he Dara.
siderahle lees soles," !lime Jasper had said,
reps i gly. "ABhetgh 1 east blame ••y
d yes he wasting to w$dee this bsa inkil
ren rehg. Dear me, Daly, deal tear the
home "
Deady was never dunned up at eight.
en
L.1..d there were days y. at .rinse when he
was nut chained up tt all, although he had
N ever been allowed to rue free in the gr.
ilea or yard since the episode nvulvuig the
death of Mrs. Moriarty'. "tun" awl the
tatal lose of bar rooster's tail
Miss Jasper fed her pets, put their vri
ow .ages in goad orler, lessened their noise
somewhat by putting the magpie into a
rani by Metairie where hr sulked in silence.
Thea Mies Jasper began getting ready for
church.
First she took the new bonnet out of its
box and laid it on a little stand by the mir-
ror along with the new pearl-gray kid
gloves and the dainty new hemstitched
hrinlb.•rehirf bought for this spacial oca
"ion.
Then she stepped) into her bedroom to put
on her neat black silk dress which she wore
to church only on occasions of special in-
terest. The echoes of the first church bell
hail slowly anti sweetly died away when
Miss Jasper came hurrying out of her b ed-
rom with rustling skirts ami quick move-
ments.
"Dear me, 1 must hurry," she said, as
she glanced at the dock. "It won't do to
be he. this morning. They'd say 1 came in
late on purpose to show my new bonnet.
Only twenty minutes until church time,
and it takes so hog to put to new kid gloves.
1 must get on my bonnet awl --why, where
is that bonnet'"
It was not on the little stand, nor wasthe
hanilker 'lnef there, w bile but one glove was
t, be seen. :._--
EATER MONDAY,
When the novelties of the season will be on view
gA C08DIAL INVITATION IS BXTENDBD TO ALL.
MRS. R. B. SMITH.
MISS JASPER'S BONNET.
The first sew beenei Mies Jasper had
bought for several memo= had Leen sent
home and was aow,ja her hand. She was
just as fond of a pretty inset as most
women.
Bat Miss Jasper did not have a very loge
nueome, and these were many things she
would have liked that she did not have.
She was, however, ane of those sensible
perste. if they astsaet have what they
wast, are ratisita.. with whets they don get ;
and she had worn her old Mak straw and
velvet bonnet through se thorny as six sea -
ems without westing sq Mise lamenting
because she could not have a new one. In
the spring and us.sMlligggr she took off
the black velvet and pet eaammo blue rib-
bon and a bunch of white fasriars, and .11.
always felt that the bosnsl looked "carte
reslectal•le, •iter •1l. _.-
Sane of her friesi took the liberty- o
saying among themselvee than if Miss ,las
per would give away or an or potent' a few
of hes " horrid pets " she might have a ne
bonnet and new glovesee.ey season witpardoningthe money she spent pardoning food we
luxuries for these pet..
such 11i•. Jasper knew that remarks were
made, but did not care.tti
Her pets included •'neng, a magpie. aye
parrot, a squirrel, time as of canine",
two cats, and a not vary amiable poodle dog.
All of these animals lived very happily to-
gether in Mies Jasper's sitting room. and
they were a source d isik ite delight to her,
no natter how disagreeable they were to
her friends.
The magpie was one of the uoisiest birds
of his kind, and Metre, the parrot, was as
clever bird. She could my
th
more thisan any other parrot 1 ever
/MN. lea..
Indeed, Mies Jasper alarmed that PMche
had •' just as much saes M d
anybody," a
that she could carry m $ Mev
orsat ion withmore
more intelligence than mala persons of Mies
Jasper • acat
iontanee_
The squirrel was a bright-eyed. playful
little fellow. who, kept the big wire hollow
wheel of his cage almost eemstantly in nee
tion,aml when set free he would lie !thee kitt-
en in M iw Jasper's lap and eat from bar hand.
The canaries were famous singers, the cats
were sleek, dignified old tabbies, who ap.
peered in new ribbon and Dollar every week,
and Fairy, the little white poodle. was
without spot or blemish as his etty hair.
But, dearly as olio loved them all. Nitro
Jasper sometimes felt that she koved I randy,
the monkey, • "loons mite" mor. than 'die
loved any of her 'Ohmpets.
had hbeen brought to her a hd a he
"monkey but a little leaky d a oakcy 1.y 'm-
ein 01 Mils Jasper's whom. a sailor That
was tam peals ago, and Deady had! •.trendily
a
grew• km Iii. espnrr ]Mier, aft hough he
had bass • past deal d More and n.. I t t t le
an
expse. Ite%dss giving her neighl.,r. of
fence a$ iiMmesi bison.
meadNevemeadM1
p, timid little Moo .las •
Iowa per ate lag corning when there
ms
ra• lad 1.sleive knock at her lackdoor, ted, en ksy rjato respond too it, !doss
Jasper found thema large, red face.! and
furiously angry Irish woman who Bind near
her.
10 her arses was • struggling, sisawkmg
NMI ladle rooster, while a fine Plymouth
Hark bed W deed in a basket dangling from
her area. geed"Oh, °d .Hes
awing. . Moriarty,"
began Yeu'
Mies Jsep, plsaa.stly, to which
1
Mie. Moriarty resp- loudly and an
WrilT
"Ye me skis hie, nesse r.
"Wan a. the hothi 11rrM •v 'u breed
she war, inns!"
"And dash. deed?"
'Deed le it, semi ? Dewildit• neck
Irak ' An' b•a
astaia' oe (Moan eggs an
ewe to a• offthe asst es ('hewilay
mite'
sis
"I'm very sorry, Yrs.-"
•'Lok at this toauw, mem," fatemtptedi
'li
Moriarty. "Lek et e 1"
She held him span that k se
weld he en
there was not • feather left in hi.
Or da+nulges for the wurruk he's done this
day. Two toimes hand -ronin' has this
rooather tuk the first premium at the coun-
try fair, an' he'd tuk it again w -id tail feathers
beyond anny ye trey saw, until your
murthen•..
n' ould monkey--
" My monkey
" He did it, mum ' He bruk the neck ay
4111 6141 an'4tnpped me rooster av the forest
tail in thus county, mum. (all hey his lodeau
or the biggest dudges an honest court an'
joory will give Inc'"
Tne end of it w -as that Mies Jasper went months, shabby for the next six nths, be-
cause of the heavy "darnidge. demanded
by Mrs. Moriarty for the mischief done
among her fowls by Handy.
Mus ,leper thought of that affair as she
took her new Easter sonnet lrornitsbox and
poised it on her hard while gazing at it with
the satisfaction most ladies naturally feel
in the p0°s•aion of a becoming new_ bonnet
Dandy lay curie,( up in a snug corner of
f Miss Jasper's sitting -room lounge at the
• time, and she shook her finger at him while
• saying,
••%1'hy. 1 know I pat thaliemet on the
stand and- 0 Iktndy' Dandy!"
She stopped short in the ceutre of the
room, transfixed with aneseement, her hands
clasped together and her mouth and eyes
wide open.
There on the sill of an open window satal
l)addy, the bonnet on his he. the missing
glove on. and the handkerchief in the other
paw, while he grinned until all his shining
white teeth were revealed.
•• lou Deady! tome hen, sir' Gee to
*lint!me. th*lint!Handy, rou--okla.'sgttne,
he's gone 11'hy did I leave, tjaat window
open' I might have known that-IRtndy,
Dandy, where are you'""
"Ha, ha, ha' He, he, he'reared Pbu.be,
w• "There. you mond ' 1 have a new hon- and then she comically nein)ickel her min•
h net at tut. I might have had three , r trees by crying out in feigned distress, -
1 four bonnets with the mosey it cost me to "I)indy. Dandy ' Where are you! 0
pay for_ the mtsvbief you did the time Deady. lardy
you got out of the house and into Mr..
Moriarty', chicken lot. And you've had to
pay for it, too, you rascal, for I've kept you
in the house since then, or tied a rope to
your leg when I've let you out. 11'hat do
you think of that, sir
She heal the bonnet out toward iktndy as
she spoke. He looked at it sleepily with
half closed eyes.
"Isn't it pretty, Timely'" aai.l Miss Jas
per, as she pet the bonnet on her head, and
_ playfully pinched the monkey's tail. He
sat up now with wide open eyes, awl Mies
Jasper said,- - -
., Doe't you think that's pretty gay for a
roman who will be forty-nine her next
birthday'"
Miss Jasper had ababit of taking to bar
pets exactly as she would have talked to a
human lasing, and now she said,-
" 'Think* of in coining out in a hornet
with red poppies and a gilt heckle on it at
my age,. Dandy. But the milliner declared
they weren't a hit too gay fur me. She
ulsted ate a bonnet half covered with rens.
Awn she'd made to order for Squire P•llon's
wife, 1041 she's twelve years older than 1 be.
Still, I aunt wore anything so gay as this for
ten years, and I'm afraid folks'!! think I'm
Stetting giddy end foolish in my old age. I
wonder if it really is beccniin . These mil
liners will tell you anything."
It was really • very modest bonnet. after
all, and it larked very pretty above Miss
Jasper's beaatif.l, wavy gray hair. She
was not given to vain thoughts, but she could
Not help feeling that the .lash of color m the
bonnet was really becoming to a dark eye -.1
- woman aith hair that was almost white.
Sudele,ly she tnnsc.l away from the little
mirror. and walke,l across to Dandy and
set the bonnet lightly ..n his head.
"There. - she said, • let me see how it
looks "i you as well u it look. on me, 1
dart-Atty. Is, you want one like it'"
she t..ok the little mirror down from its
11311 .11 the wall and held it before Dandy.
Ile ...t rip very stiff with the bonnet ou his
head
"And as true as i live, if he didn't grin
amt *mirk like a silly woman." said Mise
Jasper. when telling the story afterward.
"Yes, he did. He just sat tbere twisting
his head first one .de and then the other,
and actually- if he didn't take the strings in
ht. paws, anal try to tie 'em name as he'd
seen me .10. I tell you 'twat enough to
make one believe in Darwin right straight
t hough, and I have believed in his theory
ever since.
It was on Friday that Miss Jasper's limy
net ea. ant home, and she eta, el many
time,. 1.. (ore her mirror trying it on, and
roadie ..,.•r -al slight alterations in the ar-
rancement of the tnnming before Sunday.
It wt. a beautiful Faster morning. The
elle .h.o.,- lerghtly in an unclouded sky.
The err and earth were full of suggestions of
an ....di. spring- Already the grass in Miss
,Jasper s dorryarl had taken on a shade of
green ; the emelt* lees were swelling, and
the Mme sang blithely everywhere.
Mies Jasper wen. up early. Her hies had
leegnn to sing at .lawn of day. Her magpie
ha.I been so nosy that Pb -rhe, the parrot, .1
hail Formal times oriel out harshly, at
"Oh, shut up• .hit up'" and Mies Jasper
herself had railed out before rising, _ 1'
."71..a, Pelee. .1.. shut up. You are mak
hag tew ui,u h mor for Haaday mnrwisug,"
Phoebe herrIf had hers chattering awry
at • great rate, raying vain and aria, -
>g=0..w'. 3 h•+eiws strtisrlse ere
knew I" said Mies Jasper. "How
i
sec well we them mess r•fairly
blerierty. "Ye may well my,
hiipeM7 ere arra towns here
Min idea we the j.*al ' here that
II Ile bygone"
Idertrty r
len aures. sloe, ammo shame
w `ea-� r .
Mia, Jasper ran to the window and looked
out into her front yard. Dandy was sitting
up very pnm and stiff, daintily sniffing the
c,k,gne on Mies ,Jasper's handkerchief,
while a gentle breeze set the cri>p ribbons
of the bonnet in a Sutter.
'•ii in .dear;' said Miss .Iuper, eajal-
inygly, but imploringly, "won't you come in,
like a goal fellow` tome, Dandy, -pewee."
She rut to her pantry and got several
lumps of loaf sugar, • delicacy of which
iJemly was particularly fond, hut it had u
power over him now. It had been a long,
king time miner he hada been free in the open
air and sunshine. It was in vain that Mies
.Jwper held out the sugar. and said,coaxing
-
ly,
"('nme get sugar, !Mindy. I'otne get it all.
Orme•. "
'He .1i.1 not come. With a saucy flirt of
the hankerchief, he bounded away. The
pretty bonnet fell off. He caught it up deft-
ly, set it jauntily on his heal. dropping the
glove and clutching the bonnet strings with
his free paw.
With a graceful hound, Dandy- went airily
over the low lessee, and was in the street.
Miss .Jasper ran out to the gate just in time
to see hon turn the corner. She was herr
headed. and there were a great many church-
goers on the street ; but Mie Jasper was too
excited t.. think of anything but handy and
the bonnet.
She run to the corner and saw dandy run-
ning swiftly .Town the street, the bonnet
strings streaming out behind.
It was • short street, and the church was
at the end of it. Dandy ran past several
perste'', anti Mem Jasper remembered after
wands how amused they seemed.
Three or four boya met Mime .Jasper at
a corner. and she said, hastily, -
"Oh, boys, boys, my monkey has got out
with my bonnet. ('an't you catch him'
Ib catch him for me phew do."
The boys gave chase. The church doors
were open, and Dandy ran swiftly toward
them. and dashed in among the people .,n
the steps
Fortunately the inner ve.tibuk 'loon
were closed, and Dandy could not get into
the audience room of the church.
The sexton, moreover, was watchful and
spry, although an old roan ; and while scan-
dalized and arnareal at the of
such • visitor, he did not lose his wits And
Dandy, .omewhat dared by hetet-range sur-
roundings, hal Lordly reached the vestibule
ere he was pounced upon by old Mr. Tal),
the sexton, who said in low but coxnietdly
earnest mom,
"What ye want here • (.et out, ye his •
ramal' Of all the i
I ever see in one noonkey, this ie the wit*!
if 1 was Mie Lyddy Jasper, I'd have year
neck wrung for ye
He had chased Dandy into a ...met as he•
spoke, and now had him struggling in het
ares,, while the bonnet dangle, amply from
one of the strings still clutehnl in the
rrrnney'• pew
Miss Jast,e, ha.1 hurried lack hone after
meeting the his. and was potting on her
rad brunet to oeetinuc her pur•i.t of Dan
y. when old Mr Tanto suddenly appeared
her door ; and said.
"Here's gone rased of • sennkey and y.mr
easter benefit, mum "
"Rases! ! rascal ' rascal '" screeched the
parrot, truthfully. " Ha, ha' Ho. h0' Hey,
reseal' limpet, bonnet : Ha, ha, ha'"
0
mph abbe,�
W goer husk te the skunk, N1. Jaeger
mid elan* •.d teeellily to Deady,-
" Yee wished, wished roma ! I've a or
Mot to -to- -well, I don't knew whah I
realty meet to de es era. Lath et that
breast ! Iles how you've trailed the stria.
in the dust ; and when's any kadkarekid?
Deady 1 1 -just--- if it easel *today.
aid Kamer at that, you'd get .os•othiag
awful As it is, I'm going to abut you up -
al l day to a dark closet, and it'U bra hog
time before 1 let you run lows, even ie the
haw, you had. bad thing.
The minister was just beginning his ser-
nuaw when Mies Jasper hurried up to hat -
pew in her old brunet and gloves.
"I just thought," she said afterwards,
"that maybe I had given too much thought
to that bonnet and those gloves, and that
Iksaly's running off with thea, war meant
as • rebuke to me, and 1 wouldn't wear
them after 1'd got theme hack. 1 may wear
theta sometime ; but 1 wouldn't wear them
that day, because I dwu't think it was in-
tended that 1 ahould wear them."
eft&.vase. 1'. C. RICHARD,' & (o.,
(igxrt.aauts,--I take pleasure ingivinif my
teetinee7 to your well known MINARD'S
LINIMItNT, as 1 feel that it meal my life.
la the winter of 1887 I wu attacked by a
severe pain in my left side caused by a fall
from a building during the previous stun.
mer. 1 got relief every time it was bathed
with the MINARIYM LINIMENT and
eventually cured by the uae of only •
few bottles. This liniment has made some
wonderful cures. THoota WAetoN.
Sheffield, N. 11. lm
WItely counsel.
Ohl Tippleton-Hem' I i pew• a soon
ought to drae in sober odor. during this
Lenten season!
Mrs. Ttppheton twith deep feeling,- Yee,
indeed: met he sheik, be particularly Tars
tut abut Mia ;row '--•detax Siftinz..
A Caw of Real Distress.
Totnmy-Ma. you must get me a new p11lr
et dews. I've got a hole in one of my .hoes
Mother --I. it a bi;g hole!
Tanmy-Nell, I dart rr, atdx•:iu;l thr earl'
it tlibr morning some to scan a. -:czar
&rouge
-Tanga.
"Say." .rid a ratan to the bencher of whom
he par-hs...t his dally supply of nowt. -that
last piece .•f sneak 1 bought .dyou mutt have
been from a seer old enough t.. vntc
••Was it tough!" inquired the nun of
meat.
"Tough' Well,
could hardly eat it
•.011. is that all!
hese! atot her man
He Bought a pie,
h •
couldn't get hi.
I should my it war. I
Well, you drngl•t to have
kicking a d :.r two ago
that he said was et. tough
fork in the gravy."
Sadden Attack.
Tor,gto Citizen dead his war home from
ehurvht-"W it 'utaidc a m..ntent, pease,
Wnl,louia, wi11.' I step into this drug stare
anttget a cigar."
R ifs of Toronto ('itisem-'•i t6: u„ht drug.
(fists in this town were not allowed to sell
cigars Sunday!'
Tor ntd, Citizen --They are al! -.wed to
sell them when near hal fur eatarrh. .T.,
driggist, a few momeit.later : ...b. •s give
be • tolredt eigar. Hatch, please! Thigh.."
Current Note..
The egntirt takes it as • personal affront
when told to shut his 1's.
The wedding ring -Teo girl, her mother
and her big brother
"Who gueth a borrowing goeth a sorrow.
Mg.- was doubtlss tree in the good old
woes: but nowadays it is the tender who
drew the mournful perambulation.
Mt Sews and T10.$
Sit down end think : let, that dyspepsia.
is doused by wrong action of the stomach •
2nd, that HarInck Blood Hitters is dorigtsed
to a orrect and regulate the summer ;
that it always cures dyspepsia and cuts
lee than a cent n dose. (an you afford to
be dyspeptic' 2
Montana had an shock re -
o ently.
T)r. Low's Worm Syrup
has removed
tape worms fmnt 15 to. 30 feet u
et long. It aloud
desdroys all other kiwi. Of worm.. Inn
tae eenefter,
itryant's advkx to • young contributor, -
than which the London Athenaeum says
•'snun'lcr on the same subject was never
perms.!," is worth starting on a new rand
of usefulness. "1 observe," wrote he, "that
e
anhave MOM several French expresion.in .
your letter. 1 think if you will study the
English language that you will fled it nap -
*b of expressing all the idss you may
hare. 1 hare always found it so, and in all
that i have written i do net recall an in
atone where I was tempted to use a foreign
word. hat that, on eaoeehieg, I have !ousel
a better one in my own kangeage. iie ample,
unaffected : he honest is year speaking and
writing. Never use a leas word when •
short one will do as well ea a spade h'y
iia name and not • well -I 4
manual blew : let • hnnw he • horn* and not
• re
residence : a place, not a tonality. and .n
an of the res. N' ham a .Mort weed will do.
pan w'11 oil wwys kiss by • bag sae..
epaarag err ?IOC
A tip is • pewee of spacial or valuable in-
formation such as tabs, that H.gyar '. Yet
low Oil is a prompt sed eMatsei rise for
creepmidis, Mweaasea, acre !beast, rhe.
wsatie,m. as•r•Igia, .praise or emesis d
any 11104. 14. rooms r reliable over thirty
years 2
YNinenemime solus1--.
t±jtj
FOR
. ACHESONSSUMlutea ucaul.
ape need Teas New a Wly Mori! Got
*s Illewastab es a TeYSMee Deeper
oda Was tte"taeed Arrest--* apes
Aaraesee aketek.
MI Many, d Dry P101, killed a peomt
neat sae d the community, sed cls• ao-
*e.4 s. atter some sans medlttatton, de -
did that he ought 'le he arrest but
BM objected, and when three
&rib called on him he hid • W�
rile scrum one error et hh \s.esls•d,
killed ase of the depute., and es paiseuSy
wooded the other two tart they strolled
bank to the Shady (hove court homes. Ser-
erad days Mier, white Hill was Mttiag In
tont d Widow, Mark'lowwseod, the sheriff
le thief, walked up to the team sad lastly
pieced Ws arms as the top rail. Bill reached
bask rad took up Ws ride.
"(food morels', Mil."
"Hi, Mark."
•'Had • good Wt of a from last sight."
"Yee. rather. Which a7 you trattoria'
!!lark. "
"Oh, no way in particular. Lowed you
mina be lns•wime an' I thought I'd drapover
an' talk with you • while. Don't nabs nen
difference bow lively a teller is be's apt to
git lonesome once in a while, specially this
tines of the year-"
"I reckon that's true," Rill niched_ "Home
fellers Doose out here the other day, an' cue
of theta gut so knee ane that he jest nachuiiy
hod to lay down."
"So I Warn," said the sheriff. "By the
way," M added, 'them felkvs that you
speak about wanted pm W go to Shady
Grove with them, didn't they!"
"Yea, they 'lowed that a jedge down thar
esus my
"You don't my so," exclaimed the sheriff
"W'y the jade is a mighty big man, an' I
think you'd like to meet him, Hill."
"1 would, but you nes 1 aln't in sa•iety
this year."
"Harter retired, air yml"
"Yee; thought 1 was agettin' • retie too
old cur the bright foolfsh.ss an' yeller trios•
en's of this here life."
"Yee, that stout be," the sheriff replied.
"A feller does withdraw migbtly as he Bite
"1.0 I'VE HEARD. "
along In age. but mc. the jedxe is a friend
n[ mine an' I want y,u to meet hint"
I'm ohiceged to you. I never han-
kered atter thew here tellers that pride
carol... -hey on their t..ok Patein'."
"1 don't exactly crave them," the sheriff
rejoined. "wrdkoping' his tobacco about in
his mouth, "but atilt I thunk we ought to
meet them cane in a while. But my, 111a,
there'. a man down at Shady (hove that I
do want you to Wiest."
"Who is hef'
'•Slain Puw.et..-
"He's the jailer, ain't her
"Yes. an' the hest one you ever neon."
'Ito they say," H1U replied, fondling ids
rile. "In tact teem fellers that was here
the other day wanted me to nest him."
-So I herrn," said the sheriff; "but i lowed
that meaty they didn't extend the inverta-
ti.n in a sort an' gentle way."
••4 Mi, i didn't have no fault to fed with
the invertatinn. I gest didn't wanter go, an'
seater pulled back a little, an' thea one of
them laid down an' the other two limped
mtghtly "
"leo f horn," said the eberiff. 'Still i
thought then meat he a easier an' enoxther
way .4 piddle the invertatint. Gentleness
&!wars pays. You can sometimes lead a
man with • string of beads when you eouMa't
drive him with ■ hoop pole. To reoollec'
old Wash Bowles that was once the aaseiff of
Ibis county, don't your
"Mighty well."
"Ah, bah: well that old feller had more
gentleness an' Ai for Ila feelfnb
of other folks than any man I ever seem.
One time be had to hang a feller named
Brice, •n' 'trice sorter kicked against it,
Min' a feller that was bard to
phase anyhow, eo Wash, in that soft way
of hilt, stepped up to put no the rope an'
says, 'Drive, you will please excuse me,
but Ill not detdn you but a moment,' Ho
i thought that if I'd cocas hen today with
sir oog consideration an' .north gentleness
you most accept the jaier's lnvertatios to
come an' spend • while with Wei."
"Ifo, obheged to yen I don't care
about going to -day. I've got to go over the
ridge an' whip • teller tomnrrer, an' 11 1
don't do it I'm steeped he moat he disap-
pointed. Well, now, Mark," he added of
you ain't got no further buetise• with is 1
reckon ynu'd better he shovin along.
"But I have got some further husks=
with you, Bill. I want you to go with sen
en' ase the jailer."
"Wall, i ain't gain' "
"1 'lowed you would, BILL"
"Wall. 1 low 1 won't an' et you take yo'
erne often that fence Ill drop you right
what you stand "
"fo i bairn," said the sheriff; "say 1
name over hen to take yea to jail r
"You dost say so. "
•'std YO' Tata vnwa moms owner real
eeeoe "
"Yeti an' d want you to go with as."
"How many seen did you Wing with
year
"Noose et ail, !rut yea airs -gob' "
'Metehe: at .0 the. Wee carbide= it
= shot off "
1 wen fbavg to yeti a the sin
soy d In so*
-
Carpets & Curtains.
Our stock of house -furnishing its in .
Wool and Union Carpets,
Tapestry and Brussels Carpet,
Lace Curtains,
Tapestry Ci• -+airs,
Chenille Curtains,
is now a mp Ma. \V., make a specialty of
C-LTRTAINS
(With herders to asatekl,
Either by the yard or by t!te set.
Inspection of our spring stock invited.
JOHN ACHESON.
TPR PROSPERITY OP OIL' 'ADI
"'ILL BB ♦8-
surrd by eseuwiae
she health of the people.
'1 herefore nes
(l(R RAOSAFRA
!$load end tlsota•')
Hit vers, hoc.; there isneat
better.
LILACS CHER- RY !'OP
tsseflus 16e.
JiHONKY C- 00011
Cure, der children
[10R= AND CATTLE
a coedleinee•specialty
KLLY OP' A- LMONDS
reechoes. ate.
J
ridges. Ym know the price of bras as'
powder have rix mighty of lata"
"Oh, now bete, Marki don't can fur
expsnww. 1 deet mind Mamie' a few tells
into • feller that wants to pet mein jail an'
afterwards bang is"
"1 am glad you ain't Stingy. 8111 Some
of the boys over at the Store mid that you
was mighty economical, but I am glad to
see you must. it hurts a man might'ly, you
know, to have it norated around that he is
ckae-..
"1 know that, Mark, an' I'm alio, tryin'
hard to keep that charge frons Grin' Sung
ag'ln my reputation "
"I'm pleased to know you think so. much
Def yri self ; but say, i told the i ny" over at
Shady Drove that you wouki come hark with
tee. an' i wish you would."
"I'd dike to accommodate you, Mark, but
I don't feel like 'troth's' ' today."
"Sorry to bear that, for I told Me boys
that I'd have you in jail by 12 o'clock to-
day."
I wish you hadn't told theme. Mark : and
you oughtenter done it, fur you didn't know.
bow hotly I mout he."
Yes, tnebtw I Moe wrung.- .•:d the
sheriff; "Mit I didn't know atter all. that
7m couldn't Sing aside your canoes an'
came along with me. The tors air all ex -
pectin' yam"
BULK Mil:M}S.
1] tee VAR1gT1.
how lee, to oto, per at.
Most exquisite odes,,
I)RE8citiPT10It
work at all hours, see
oed to apse. Lowest
charms.
W. C. GOODE
teat 101.0. The Perdue boys eaught a N:
tear anon in the bottoms. an atter denier
'•" • sir grin' to set the dugs on him in the
jail yard right In full view of yo osU. Think
of Qat."
-1.10k Mese, Mark, I am about c averted,
and Ill go with you U ym71 kit one take my
ride doug
'•No, can't .Io that, Bill, an' holds., i11
have to handcuff you. Posnom, sweet po-
rous,
sitalus, lichee with a bend ea it like • dew-
dleop. an' a bear fight in full view of yen
tell"
"Mark," sail 8(1!, se be put down hie ries,
"fetch on yen' handcuff.. Bialuei if 1 ain't
with you "-(",i-. P Reed.
ARGMN
NAIRN'S
50c
"IRMO Dir TO' e*ND(-e111711..**
y
"Yee, the boys up the river
Olneral Jackson mer, but be didn't coma"
•to:peeled TEA
'$n i beam," said the sheriff, "an' you
air ant roman' with me."
"That's what I ain't" >o
"111 tut you 815, Hill, that you do."
"i11 take the bet, bot in the meantime 1
you take 70' arae nine that fence i'll drop
70' right in y(✓ tracks."
"That's the way i like to bear • man talk,
Bill. Hay, last sight the jailer an' his two
some weed 'pow= hustle.' They called up
ire doge -and they have got some of the
Swan dop-.ad they have got some of the
best bomb you ever saw --au' here they
ems with brightness In their eyes atm;
ep
' ded Arm go 'samok. ou.k.' Well,
they went Dae an' about midnight they
fastest pewees Ina ever saw. Well,
sMs
they dreamt thea leer ss'
e n' put them out oaths use
top of the bom
the tent could fell ea thew, an' thh.ernen
Any task than down s i' lieges to bmhe them
te
& og with some ewer potatoes. The the
jair'e stn he nye, say. he, 'pop we Ma% gut
so regular wild eat Setter to go with Rase
here primas,'so the old man, hwks'a.lghty
soy far art, gave • jug to the young feller se'
teid him to go up h the ._ es.
oWhThe
young tilt went, di`t het he tmgad en
below, an' at earr
est he a a ohs hear dr-
ia' • ono*, an' whin he isl
irked the e
u he taller e mold tet any holm, he swore
that he didn't know meld.' allot k . 'tet,
my. he, '!f you will take that jog up on the
hillside de an' pa dollar under U, I don`t
us
know what moat happen, bween youease Sark 1 don't believe the defer will be
lima' Wall, he went upe ea the nernede
eW m' put • Mer mole Jim as
• j' want
a bet Iib. yo' tram n be carne beck
v pthe juMed
Aoawen r, bas g wee •d
it
with the h*ohm that Ind paned Na Seam
ar
Aa' so, at retoday they are gain' b
have than poemsanw
' seat Frahm as'
that old loam hgoShe eeers t. head en M a.
r w drop; ry,
op; a, the pew aye Ant yea
away sew mish Ma Amt."
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moa reared
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At price" men lea ham 111 b M eer ase.
Theo Lanb are dose to E.trrprfsh g New
Tomes, Churches, Schools, eta •edw(il
be Sold ma Most Favorable IT'.,..,
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Obtained. and all ht
once attended to at
Our orad.., a uppd
f1cs, and we car oh
than Ouse rru,u e f
"end M()I%Ki.O
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of Mondry Order D.
1'. et. Patent ()de.
terms sad r•fereae.
ow • carte or Count,
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fated
Chrysta
SECOND HI
in Sto
1 b0 -horse
boiler, a
16 -horse -pc
and end
1 6 -horse -p
1 48 -horse
boiler, c
1 50-horrao-
en •nee
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l verbena'
first Ape ea
immobile 4
sold damp.
saw ems we
1llletd1s0.