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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1890-9-5, Page 2l�II111111 `ICI PoPLik" 4,r11t1 a.me.m Rem.aee ly L C. Maser in -•roti' THE HURON SIGNAL FRIDAY, SEPT. Z,, 1890. "I ibiak 1'11 have a talk with that toward the steps. Mn Breda looked tree cuestas I Mn Joliet (ow their drat trip throw)• be 1 young wee to -sight,'. I said, "sod see if toward my wits and my wile mowed to- "9e is such a cIiariteble erase ; he A RIVER MYSTERY. the ad 0003 AND ENDS. tial give ems* segos= d hhseeelf." ward Mie Breda. eat *,hs o•u•clad wee w mere w charity, trove „Best my dear," my wife said grave- weal"' an t1"101 she felt the deep minim world if the risk men whose SHERBROOKE QUE.) THE SCENE OF : -Feel l 0eok, Eliot 1 GEOY Mr Julia -Net •mite ; but Cm sot• ly, "she dose* t keel" whether they've ►ssattlatioa of keg. pusitias,tornd sharp- same /Rare euesplcsuasly is wort• erg I ATM had the measles or cote' ly away sail sp•o•d bar pettisol lo shield charity, or heed* the list of subscribers •• Why, greet Scott t" I exclaimed, her eyes hose tee sea. A ikuwev of to some laetbropes weans& 1 wish The 1,•4, .1 1•n.. ewe. • te.s ts•al " they most have had them whit tbey rice--• half-peaod shower of ries-fell the .ur w reed1 w lased the ustesta- rw.a Pleating t. w M. sear. Wt ••They certainly are miss people," I were ehttdtreo " down over her Peelle bat mei her Prete; twee giver, would pause and n/vet epos 1,eeela-was It ♦«td•.a, 'Melds tie elmentd to my wife's ob.errsttom, , "Plow dog d tares be 'tepid," said my wife, dress, afell in • spattering rale oe the meautng of tree charity. IN mods iwawdmt tieing the colloquial pbrase with • con- lei new their oheeese " the flout, outlining her sksrts—and there of actin Dome horn tbe lips of fled . tLit was anything but ; ••M'bea 1 went up Nair =seen evening it lay is a broad, syen band, bright to Himself . "Lei not thy left hand keel" l/. .t wrsaAt-, Aug- 27 --The body oi J*sem ••0106 ' Esgliab. ".lad 1'11 bet that their 1 found m wife ting her hair to bed the { what tb ht eased d Moir, •Moatreal uerebaot, was f cued last thew ebUdr•w see butler brought s than IBred y night floating m the tit. Fromm River M P --I dose know how 1 couldndl better er if 1 Hberbrawke Mr. Moir was at neo time t.1uM of i scribe an operation f•inihar to every brag nose sot puled uµ L b• tett w "Two children," er rrect•d Illy wile. I married man. I wetted until the last d h Id h tk b•nty col int.prolent in busmen cock+ as • member of told ms.,. the firm cot Forrester t Muir, but some "The.*, tree's was ootid spm and the. I spoke M Brd b►ed wFloh (lid s{ie ,and b b H dear years ago he kms testily to gold analog i "My de•r,sb..st4 thole ware two." l '•I've talked with Bride," I said, "sod her by did tell T 7 years tiuu and rend, gulag to Litt- Pesstioal Mother :- "31y d•wehtsr. •'He said thea " 1 didn't have to catechise him H. d fes la 1 m •the twit that you are engaged to be married, ••You',. simply lot'gottei. I'as sen seemed to feel that some evert of an ex- g l"•rld, lard pr 1 "'brill he Weems an ururan.* the wed o me the had 1141 two --a feu broker. A year ago his wife died you should eudevur to bosoms mon 7 7 7 planation was looked for, and he was aro•• 1 Ie u endbe rotund w Mooted ache (.miler with the details of boueek•ep- and a girl. ' 11 very outspoken. You were right about dream which b cot twd.d with tis. brother. Auk Muir, telt-" Daughter : "That's pet what "No, I didn't enter into particulate." the erstooe0-that is, I met have sets when it was noticed Wet symptoms 1 I'm dulug, we. 1 lamed tyiisy that • No, dear, and you souldn't have , unt'etstc.ud him. Thera are only two. u , of what Iia teU t►g 01 i0ctpwut tateatity were dee'd"eed. Oo I chewing -gum is a sple::dif' ib* for eadentood him. Two children." But the Matterhorn episode was sample 1Ius Aeg. 12 Arch. Muir with bb f•mty sad tae "All right,"I said ; but I did not think 1 enough- He didn't realize how aawust of h 'g mettdlog cold tinware.' - Neu Murk daag*r- pa t r dse.+ssd erne � Portland Herber, Long Wrrk'y. it was all right. As a near-sighted man I ons it was until he had got w far into it re e Liasd, w speed tee vacataua. On Avg. t learns by =forced obeerestioi to recoil- ' that he ouuldu't back out ; and he didn't lase• hard had the deceased was mime&. Wbeo night came size persons .t • distance when the taoe tell her because he'd left her here, you d bub h and he did wt return M. Moir brawn un - is not visible to the normal eye, so the Ne, and under the circumstaness-" easy and a search was at uute u»ututed but roan with • bad memory learns, almost ''Left her hen'" cried my wife- "I ve fel without reptile, although tel.grains were Osoonscicsaly, to listen carefully and re- been sitting with her the wbcle after- (a. sent about the country and railway depots port accurately. My memory s bad ; but noon, sewing, and she told me that he the eco r gr y IH'ffd h and placards with the description of the 1 had not time to forget that Brewster - left her et to , and came back and t deceased. It is not likely test it will over he Bride had told me that he had three ' took her to Basle -and the baby was win from t • a Let h b rt known what was the object of deceased in children, at present lett in the are of torn there -now, I m sure,dear, because going to t36erbruote, wttethor he was scci his mother -is -law, while be and Mn I ..ked her.' V Beed different y, dentally drowned or whether he wok Cis own Bred* took their summer vacation. "Perhaps I was mistaken when I g worthy , f lite to a et of Yr. Muir was til "Two children," repeated any wife, thought he said she was o0 this side, b y d hat 4th yeah oil. "and they are staying with his Auut I surgest.d, with bitter, biting irony. beer Jong." " You poor dear, did I abuse you 7' 200 BASKETS CF PEACHES. moroto sae. Mn swas inmyw es arum, sob- bing if her t heart would break. ••0b you ear, silly, e i ren . my wife cried, es r • so on shoulder, "w it you es?' "W -W -W -We didn't want to -t-taken for • b-b•b•bridal couple." sobbed Mrs Brae; "and we d -d -didn't wtat awful lhes we'd have to tell, and the aw-•w-awftl-mised-upmess of ! Oh dear, deer, dear !" "Pat* !" commanded Mr Jambes, "put batt them trunks. These folks stay here's long'stbsy wants to. ler Brede -he held out . n -"I'd orter're known better," be raid. And mylast doubt if Mr Brede vanish ed as he shook that grimy hand in manly bion. The two women were welkin[ offto- ward Our View, each with an arm about the othete waist -touched by a madmen sisterhood of sympathy. ''t;eatlemen," wid - r e. address- mgJaobus, Burgles, the major and me, "there is a hostelry down the street where they sell honest New Jersey . I reimenize the obligatious of the sttus- tione , We five men tiled down the street, The two women went toward the plea - ant slope when the sunlight gilded the h d of the reefhilLMr l- obus' veranda lay a spatter circle o min nine of rice woo r Jaco- bus' pigeons flew down a pickedop the shining grins, making grateful noises far down in their throats. oath " and seam. it is • chant described as bumble mud t uetes $ o charity cot the rich man • c ,k. which How (Wet- ly loess 1 Will this so-called charity, which wius eu muchapplause w the wuie ap on from certainlynot • charity h "hide* its lush' under a bushel," sad the left heed is eert•isly well aware cow as doing, especially when it st those big checks, the • icb willfigure is tomor- row's papers. And whet, the charitable rich man sees those (our or five figures w the world wet so admire, what are ha thoughts ? 1s his heart tilled with gladness :bat he warn • e to aidin some undertaking which will mitigate sufferings of bumnil err with pride at the encomiums kis c tri u will b worldis owe ea snswer the goesuon. There may be kinds of chant more oar less but then is but one form o perfect chant ant N given w' scrmce aon mod -dental. Sometimes. at the bottom cot that Inst which is headed bythe millionaire's name, s a very small sum even bya r widow. Noone noti- ces peewee, perhaps the name of r who ate a as furgutteo, colt is written of high where the indium/kite's name has no lace; for that little was given fur "sweet charity e, so win approval from the world, an mean for the giver &erne sacrifice, • voluntary self-denial in a life which knew but little move hardshipand suffering- Do not look for true chanty among the rich,e mos seed the happy, but see it send the poor and suffering. You will be chimed to seek it,for it is not blazon- ed to t e world like the rich man's char- ity. When one of earth s favored0001 is overtaken by misfortune, his world sits in its dainty drawing -moms and dis- cusses iv cusses it until the novelty wean off,when be and it are forgotten. If he be wise, he will seek neither help nor sympathy foto them, The world of wealth and fashion recognizes no such thing se suf- fering upon its surface. no matter hew many hearts ache and break beneath. You must bring to it • smiling face, and when misfortune comes ask tram it neither help nor sympathy, but sink quietly out of sight, and rest assured you will be unmournd at.d unlamented liar among the poor there are both sympathy and help for misfortune—true sympathy from hearts which have their own heavy burdens : help cheerfully, ungrudgingly given, though the giver have but little and can ill afford to give. You will find true charity (ming the peer to the hand they hold out to the weak and sinful. Among the rich sin is gilded, and they draw aside their dainty skirts lest they come in contact with some poor, lost creature whore thin hand a held out for charity, whose mod eyes say, "Hare pity : give me • chance in the name of charity, ' but the rich pass scornfully on. That rich woman Igoee to the club, where she is chief in some great philanthropic scheme to relieve the suffering and sin- ful. She is known a the charitable Mrs S.. and So who dc.. e., much good ; who is president of this club sod that club for the relief of .uttering hnmaoity ; wbo subscribed so generously to the Holme for the Fallen; who was so indefatiga- ble an getting up a bazaar to buy a sum- mer resort for tbs sick children of the poor, or the charity ball fur • new boa- pital ; but in the eyes ..f heaven she is only the vermin who tuned away to scorn from the poor, hot creature who asked her charity, sed, finding it not, sank back into the dark abyss of stn, the doors of which hunger, suffering and worn had opened to her. The poor nave no fine societies and no money, but they hare kind, tender hearts and • hand ever reedy to raise the weak and sinful. And, my lady of wealth, in your dainty silks and laws, who shrink back lest your skirt touch that poor unfortu- nate, look closely ii.to your own life and see if it be as stainless as that womani of poverty who raises up her sinful sis- ter from the gutter and shrieks not when the poor head is bowed in shame and penitence upon her breart. And when one Say you and she stand before the judgment seat of God, which will weigh heavier -your money,oetestatiously given or her words of kindness, of gewtie pity, =f..re the God who mid to the fallen woman. "Go and en Do more?" 1 mice read of a very rich man who had the reputation of being very miserly and un- charitable, because he refused to give to public charities. But, when is died, 'teas found he had spent the greater forme terrible wttb that cold dupeW7 of tains. It's jet te•uk me. — Pudk. A Unmade Dtmr. 1 have used yosr Burdock Blood Bila tee. sud Palls sod bud them everything to me. 1 b.d dyspepsia wish bad breath sod bed appetite, but after a few day'. w 0t B-B.B. 1 felt stronger, (mold eat a good meal and felt myself a differ - g ot nam. 2 W. H. BTemm, Mooed., Oat. '• a told me with his mother-in-law,' said my wife. "But do you know, Mrs Came--- Jut'. entire crap wit Aeso.at t• I put in. My wife looked et me with • Tabb said that she didn't know bow - g put way that Aa...■s. serious expression. Men may not remem• �y lumps of sugar he took in his oo(• r nes the W b t �' •w me, n, Cana, Aug. '2t . -Forty yein bit much of what they are told about fee. Now that seems queer, doesn't he R children ; but anyman knows the differ- age the Che world. peach orchards was were the it '1" (w ea g On J Boort is the world. Th• [roil war tts fair as sees between an aunt and • mother -in- It did. It was a queer thing. But it d 1 t p that of California. and • law. looked queer. Very goeer. alai g g great deal "Bot don'tyou think the are aloe T f M J 'eat t W tact* delicious( fico immense was the 7 The next morning, It tree clear that d h Id d t y.arly chop that the market was sup- people ue people /"asked my wife. war was declared against the Breda•- k -if 1 felled and farmers turned their bogs "01, certainly," 1 replied. "Only They came down to breakfast somewhat b mtothe orchards. Then came ••thsyelows," they neem to be • little mixed op about late, and as soon a they arrived the an inexplicable disease that killed every tree their chidreo.'' Biggleses swooped up the last fragments h the to the hate. After tl,.t few peacbw grow "That isn't • very nice thing to say," that remained on their plates, and made Prosperous, PPI k is C'onneeticut, until • doaen years AV. trust retuned my wife. a stately march out of the dining -room. oast growers began t. set out new orchards said I could not deny it. Then Miss Hoogenamp arose and de- h lad g bl learned t... deal with the disease. And yet, the nett morning, when the parted, leaving a whole fishbsll on her b They couldn't cure it and at the end Bred clown and seated themeelve• Mete. E a Atlanta might have of three years it invariably kills an or- chard : but they .et out new trees each year, and in the second and third year, before the yellows attacked the orchards. the growers had two big crops. Thea they let the trees perish. 1n this way the prestige of Connecticut peacbee was revived. But this year more ill -fortune has Lefalks the peach teen Tis trees didn't bear it all, and the crop is a total failure. A lig fruit grower at New London said • day or two ago that the crop in Con- necticut will be least than "-tie baskets, As there is no Southern crop the out - kick is di.mal enotly:h far preservers In New York and New Jersey the yield will be smaller Mau in ninny veers before. ae•l the California .upply will not hold out b► yund Sept I Whit Rate WeeLese, From tee C'iiicairr Tribune. S. F. Gr the real estate agent, sold two lute to • young mechanic, who 's came u a e. ten come during the afternoon with his opposite us at table, beaming and 'maims dropped an apple behind her to tempt young wife to sign the necessary papers, in their natural, pleasant. well-bred her under is check his speed, so Mites among winch were • score or more of mmisscry notes. The young wife had fashion, I knew to • soccalcertstntythat $ 6•namp left that hshbsl behind with her a chubby, pretty, blue-eyed, they were "iia" people. He was •tine- bet, and between her maiden self and and rosy-cheekd little baby, possibly six lacking fellow in his neat tennis flannels, cuntaminaiuo. or seven months old. The little one was slim, giseeful, 28 or 30 years old, with a Frenohy pointed beard. She its. "nice" in all her pretty clothes, and she herself was pretty with that type of prettiness which outwears most other types -the prettiness that lies in a rounded )gun, a dusky skic, plump, rosy cheeks, white teeth and black eyes. 8b. might have been Zit: you guessed that abs was prettier than she was at 20, and that she wooed be prettier still at 40. 1 was not surprised when, atter break- fast, my wife invited the Bredes to walk with us to "uur view.' The Hoogenamp- 13iggle-Tsbb-Halkrt contingent never stirred off ,Jacobus' veranda, but we both felt that the Breda would not profane that sacred scene. We strolled across the fields, passed through the little belt if woods, and as I heard Mn Bi'de's little cry cf startled rapture, I motioned to Bred. to look op. "By !'joys he cried, "heavenly." "And se that is your view r asked Mrs Breda after a moment; "you are very gen- erous to mike it tun too." Ah, how mucn better was this sort of talk than the chatter and gossip of the Tabb and the Hoostenamp-than the major's dissertation upon his everlasting circulars ! My wife and 1 exchanged glances. "Now, when I went up the Matter - ton." Mr Breda begat. "Why, dear," interrupted his wife; "I didn t know you ever went up the Mat- terhoin. "It -it was five yen agog- said Mr Breda, hurriedly. "1-1 didn't tell you -when I was on the other side, you know -it EU rather dangerous -well, as 1 was saying -it looked, oh, it didn't look at all like this." A cloud floated overheard, throwing it, great shadow over the field when we ley. The shadow passed over the moan• tuna brow and reappeared far below, • rapidly decreasing blot, flyis,t eastward over the golden green. My wife and I exchanged glances once more. Somehow, the shadow lingered over us all. As we went home, the Brdes went side by aide along the narrow path, and my wife and I walked together. "Should you think," she asked me, "hat a man would climb the Matterhorn the first year be was married 7- "I don't know, my dear," I answered evasively ; "this inn t the tint year i have been married. not by • good many, and I wouldn't climb it-(cr • farm." "Y ti know what I mean 1" she said. I did. When we reached the bearding house. Mr Jacobus took me lido. "You know," be began his discourse. "my etfe,sbe used to lire in N' York 1 didn't know ; bot 1 said yes. "The says the numbers on the streets run encs -ams., like. Thirty-foura on one ode u' the street and 33 on Collier. How's that 7" "That is the invariable rule, I be- lieve.'' 'Then -I ay -these here new folk that you 'n' year wife mem so mighty taken op with-dy's know anything about 'sin r' "I know nothing about the character o1 your boarder, Mr Jacobus,- I re- p�te/, esn.cious of some irritability. "if i choose to amorist* with say of them- - "Jess so- jam so !" broke in JaeoMMe, "I hatne aothire to say sg'iat per gs.berbil'ty. Bat do you know them r "Why, oertalnly not," I replied. r "Well -that woe all i was a;kin ye. • Ts see ekes ba ee no here to take the rooms -you wan t hen thee -he told my wife that he lived at Nn. 31 in his Mut. Asd yietiddy he told ber that be Reed at No. 35. H. said M Beed in an Imes*. Now there esn't be gee &psstneret horse ow two sides of the NEW street, kis they r' •' Wbat Meat rias ler 1 =mire/ • �ssnly. •' Heedeed 'i twssemde t street. ' "iIlatbeee I replied, still mer* "mere "TMt's Harem. $ebsdy knees lekat pimple will de i. Basta" I wait t1p to way wife's teem, esi"Me 't yen teak Weimer r' iia elk - We had finished our breakfast, my wife and 1, before the Breda* appeared. We talked tt over and agreed that we were glad tbat we had nut been obliged to take sides open such insufficient testi- mony. After breakfast it was the custom of the male halt of th. Jacobus household to go around the corner of the building to smoke their pipes and cigars, where they would not annoy the ladies. We eat under a trellis covered with • grape vine that had borne no grapes since the memory of man. This vine, however, bore leaves, and these, on that pleasant summer morning, shielded from us two persons who were in earnest conyersation in the straggling, half-dead Newer -garden at the side of the house. " I don't want," we heard air. Jaco- bus say, "to enter into no se'e's pry- vacy; but I do want to knew who it may be, like, that I hev in my house. Now, what 1 ask of you, and I dont want yon to take it in no ways personal, is --her you your merridge license with you(' "No," we heard the voice of Mr. Breda reply, " have you yours(' I thank it was a chance shot; but it told all the same. The major (he was a widower; and Mr. Big;le. and I looked at each other: and Mr. Jacobus, on the other side of the grape trellis, looked at -I don't know what -and was u silent as we were. When is your marriage license, mar- ried reader 1 Do you know 1 four man, not including Mr Brede, stood or eat on one side or other of that grape - trellis, and not one of them knew where his marriage license was. Each of us had une-the major had three. But were wethey I Where is youn ? Tucked in your beat man's pocket ; de- posited in his desk, or washed to a pulp is his white waistcoat Of white waist costs be the fashion of the hour` washed nut of exwtenee--ao you tell where it is 1 Can you -unless you are one of those people who Yuma that imterestink document and hang it up on their draw- ing -room walla 7 Mr Brede's voice arose, after an awful stillness 0t what seemed like five minutes and was probably 30 seconds : "Mr Jaooboa, will you make Dot your bill at Dace and let me pay it ; 1 shall leave by the 6 o'clock train. And will you also send the wagon for my trunks ?' "I hatn't said I wanted to have ye leave-" began Mr Jacobus ; but Bride cot him short. "Bring me your bill. "But,' remonstrated Jacobus, "of ye ain't -" "Bring me your bill!' said Mr Brede. My wife and I went out for our mon irg's walk. But it seemei to os, when we looked at "our view," as if we could only vee those invisible villages of which Breda had told us -that other side of .he ridges ar,J rises of which we an catch no glimpse erose lofty hills or from the heights of human selfeeteam. We meant to stn out until the Brodie had taken their departure ; brit we returned just in time to gee Pete, the Jacobus darkey, the blacker of boots, the brusher of fats, the general handy man of the how, loading the Breda trunks on the Jacobus wagon. And, se we stepped open the veranda, down same Mn Bride, leaning on Mr Beide' arm, as though she were ill; and it was clear that she had bees erring. There were =my eines about bee pretty black oyes. My wife took a step toward her. "Look at that drew, dear," she whoa - mind; "eh. suer thought anything iia• this was going to hump.e whet eke tit that os.." it was a pretty. deilleeler deist, drew, a glassful, . I allele Her hat was trimmed with • easrow-.tripod silk of the saws eelgsa--eras end white -sed to ber head she bald • pare - sot nkat sesto►ed her beet. "Kb* had • sew dr& en tee= • day," saidwife. "bat thee, the pue- blo* yet. O eemibeee--Pas •Melly essevy they're pie." Bet chime Nay were. ?bey mooed asleep when the couple reached the atice, and w:iet the time acne to reign the notes the mother laid her sleeping baby on one cot the adjoining desks -one of the cylinder top variety. How it ever happened nobody kdew, bit the clerk whose desk it war, having to go out, carek.sly pulled the top down without noticing tae mite of humanity, locked it, and went 'away. 1t tout possibly ten or fifteen minutes to sign the notes and papers, and then the cou- ple made ready to go. Then the mother discovered that bar tint born was miss- ing. lot the life of her Mn. - couldn't remember what she had done with the baby. Asd then there was a seam. Tables ter -d desks were shoved aside, waste baskets emptied, and clerks search- ed high and low, but no baby could be found. The young mother was almost frantic. The police were notified, and • patrol wagon. with four stalwart blue - coats, soon appeared on the scene. They, too, ransacked the office, Eur in vein. In the course of a half hour a great crowd had gathered in front of the office. It was at this juncture that the clerk who had cawed all the trouble returo- d. "What is the matter here ,'' he in- quired breathlessly. "A baby has been kidnapped.' "What ' ' and the advertising agent joined io the search. Finally the de- mands of business caused him to open his deek, and to ' there inside neatly curled up in her white rubes, lay the little one fast asleep. During all the hubbub and confusion the baby had slumbered undisturbed. The opening for letters in the desk had furnished all the air its little lungs needed. Mro.•tttm C. C. Rti•fr.isn' & CO. to *1.•-I have used your MINARD'S LINIMENT successfully in • serious ase of croup in my family. In fact i constderit • remedy no home should be without. J. F. Ci Neteetri*is.. Cape Island. So SAT Act -.-That MINARD'S LIN- IMENT is the standard liniment of the day, as it does just what It is represent- ed to do, let Warta are due to some local irritation of the cuticle. They cat be easily re- moved by small doe's of salpbal• of eminent taken internally. Children part of his income in privately doing treated with three -grain duces of Epsom charity in relieving the sobering salts morning and evening were prompt- and wants of the poor. And 1 ase sore ly cured. 14. Aubert cities the ease of a `God bless you• sir," from the Itps of • woman whose face was disfigured by poverty was swelter to him than all the these . , and who was cord impious* the world could give, and the it. a month by a drachm and s bale of God of charity could not taro a deaf ear magnesia taken daily. Another mdi• to such a blowing. - Meese Howard eal man reports a ease of very large warm Wight in Catholic Mirror. w hich disappeared in a fortnight from the daily aissiniatratios of ten grains of Meek se the rya• the salt.. A still simpler bot effective Right actions sprite from right perin- eum is external-seare robbing of the tepee. in eases of die/risme, dysentery, wart at fnsensot intervals Jolene the cramps, eolie,..semer complaint, eh.olera day. This persistent aRitatton or knead• reoebws,ete.,tbe richt remedy is Fowler's lag seems to displace the root. and in a Retract 01 Wild Strawberry, -an onfall short time the wart disappears. ing ears --.ads on the prieeiple that na- tare's remedies an best. Never travel Shawl/ .ed Weed- without tt. 2 Richard Grant White says : "1 de o(.t know in English literature soother passage in which the distia.tiois be- tween shall and will. •ad world •sed . howld sat toes w .seemly, "vi- a songis flit Geotrg* EIh*r*g*'s 'Rh. =sly, .n mutest and and so avnpaetl iel- lestr.ted as in rte following Ia's Weald if She Qotsid' (1701) w les` 1 sWl � ltd 1 e!'M.n�a..r. tell ver w weIL !Imam 1 td r wilt slaw • A siestaglee1 e•Id e1alltie werN to .M Set eh 1 wbee Seter I •fei wheel blah ebe.ld he was r 1 esi0el tales whit 1 balm wwil ends me r 7'10 ktt/M= Is a psi mss to be sed. -De. Z. Tema. s --. 7 o v i"r` Madame D., is Vicon, was a very sandal ext ofper&oo. Rte met Madam K., who weed ber whet birthday present else had made to ber hash and. Madame D, replied -"You gee, 1 find it very dtf800lt to save anything from my hoa's- keeping mosey, these herd times, and 1 had to sie my wits to work. My hos- hand, you Meow, le se Inveterate winker and ly fold of • grind cater. Devise the last three months, I have every •vsshng taken a sitter oat of Mie ease and stowed ie away 1. a boa. On the seamiest b01oee his birthday i pre- sented anted bias with Nis betas serpri e, sed nee Amid have teee bee dsNOW he wee." 1'.he.e.bs. Aioar- Fir three day. I suffered severely (rota summer complaint, nothing gave me re- lief and I kept getting worse until the pats was aluii.s% uabearabls, but .iter I had taken the tint dose of Dr Fowler'. Extract of Meld Strawberry, I found great relief and it dad nut fed W cure me. 2 We. T. Geese, Wilfrid, One Goers*: "Love, I dreamed last night that I proposed and yuu accepted m• ; that we were wrnd and our hese were .pent in bliss. What tbia k you this dream 1" Mute : "George, dear, 1 bays very little faith in dreams ; bat we sei*ht auks a tart." -Smith, Gray & Ch's. !ninthly. QUICKEST ON RECORD A Walk ea Aslaatte ('air'" it•ardwalks Ead. 1. a Wedding. WAaxi,vtna, Aug.". -A romantic story in which • Washington luau plays • leading part conies from Atlantic City Whits Mr Willem B. Perkins, • ism-. ce.eful commercial traveler for a large notion house an this city. was stroll- ing along the boardwalk with a lawyer from Pbtladelpbi• the other evedng. they met two young ladies who proved to be friends of the If -gal light from the Quaker l'Ity. Mr. Perkins was introduced and strolled ..R with one of team It is said that at was a case of love at first eight on both aides. And at was no ordinary case either, for atter their abort acquaintance, acquired during ib• progress of their promenade, they west to • magistral and wen married. The young lady was • Mtee Nettie light, of (ierniantown, Philsdel phta's pretty suburb She is • remark- ably Pretty blonde, vivacious and eater- mining. ntertwining. and declares that she wt11 never regret her hest] and romantic act, gibe will Mr. Perkins in his next trip to purchase goods for his Washington bows. ALL ALONG THE LINE. urodtlr.'s ese.e1 tie. Team Tar.s Up tier To.. -Mee. !(ext! firearms, Aug. '27. -At the co.clusion of Thursday's gams the Brooklyn Assoriatios Club ckeed its pewterer*, and Messmer Kennedy and his men left for New York to- night onight Although four weeks in arrears* salaries they an mewled is the fart that the Associatioe is reepoesi•Ale and will pay ftp. C.ntrettelder Pieta was Mead by Manager Frasier, and be will take (temp's place on the Syracuse team. Catcher Me has also baas signed by Ityrwcuse. Pitcher Murphy dill gnu) Albany with the State Lague Chiba( that place. and Joe Gerhardt wall join the W Lcut. Browns in Baltimore on We,1sa► day. wleave's Wed tberry. Fur nearly twenty years tee valuable medicine has been largely used for the cure of Coughs, Coles, Brunebttie,Creep, Wboopiog Cough, Loss of Voice, grid Lungs. Tho.. wbo ksuw its value al- ways recommend it t" their friends, knowing that Wilson's Wild Cherry nev- er diesppointe. The gostumne is sold by all druggtss in white wrappers uily. 1m Husband inew,y martial : "Don't you think, lure, if 1 were to smoke it would spoil the eurtaine 1" Wits : "Ah ! you are really the must taeib.h a•d thoughtful husband to be fond any- where ; certainly at would Hasbsxd : ••Well, that. take the eurtatn. dowR.e- Chatter. -- Tbe Sambre Lagstbee.e m at humero, N.S., whirs= Mr Re 11. Hent writes as fullows "Witholt • duubt Burdock Blood Bitters hasdsss .a. a he of good, I was sick and weak and had no appetite, but B B 13. made ma feel smart and strong. Were its vir- tues more widely known, many hvM would be sawed. 3 The Players mad no Association, New You. Aug. 27.-A special meeting of the Central Board of Directors of the Players' League was held to -night. The proposed amalgamation of the Brotherhood and the American Amoelation was knocked in the head. The Batton club protested rte games which Twitchell played for ibuRalo. Mor.. 1. Three L augme.. PLATERS. Iswors-Baton (Ili game) (t C'hieage 7; tend game) Pestis L (Meuse e; Breotty 9. Beattie N: New York 10, Pittsburg B. Philadelphia 4 Cleveland& 1Q.Ttosa,, Lamm- Boehm (ret gars) 1ti mown -ire madame Mwtom 11. P{utdrug t; (lmctneata a Brooklyn I; New York 1, Meese B; (lev.l•ad f, Philmdelpbts An.ai•as Aas Ila aiyiow-Bmltltnon 10, K tondo II ; Athletics a, (.•I.wbus A First Young Lady (examining direc- tory an drug mute' : "1 =about b0d the name Is. tis directory, Ethel" Second loom' Lady : "No i What shall w. do 1' Fine Young Lady : "Let is go to another drug stere and examine their directory. "- Boston Cuuriar. skated. Alsrmeilelee lehrens•tame. =wet a ter. T ..aa.d acv. L omens, Aug. W. -At the York August meeting to -day the ran for the Greet Dew bandi.'ap piste of one thousawd env.reigss was woo by (barites', Rilyer leper, (nag's Padua 2, Mir R. Jardine', Rt Benedict 2 Ti. Tares, Liam Pleads Wr.ebed. Haurax, Aug. k4.- The Penman lino steamer Ulumda from M. Jobs for Ineelwm, yin Halifax, went ashore at 11 o'clock last n ight at 1) , entranne of We.tpeet harbor, Bay of randy, and le • total wreak. The steamer is valued at 11136,0OD. Ma had • Ugh' cargo. INTERESTING 'Teeth BY WIRE. A (leNrat leis lumped tae hock near Fairport, gersoee me • Ineeday eight '11m el" were r awe ..e.rw. tt.dy heat. Oriels" Thewpea has rayed et the C.pt.t Trlv.as hems teem 71u4ye •sett• owe th. him& .t vie Merle Arena see etwbe•atr slurred ever kb asasteetl- he ewe a the young James* girls Mem he W tem tie mseasg Ib ambits me suet 1 lab tessisisa M smeary fl■i Sweet Girl (gnawingly) : "You have- n't bun bin for five evessome" Young `ssefello : "The last tame I was here you told me never to date call on you again." Sweet Girl : "Led I 7 'Ibea you were very erode tut to stay sway a w eek." -Gaud News. lrlaard's Llallm .s M the Rest. '•Mise Clara." he remarked as he reached forints bet, "I trust that yon tM not new my gotoq with anger. "Asg- er,'Mr Barlow :" replied bis idol who has declined to receive him as a wursbhp- et ; "tit the conlr•ly, 1t gives see goy." -Harper's Baru. e merely roma To Tag EDITOR . - Please inform your readers that I hie a puttee remedy for the above named disease. By he timely use thousands of hopeless eases have been permanently gored. I shalt be glad ti mood two bottles of my remedy rata to any of your readers who have wnsumptien if tLsy will sand me their Express and P.O. address. Respectfully, Ds T. A. 8t.occa, ly 1111 W. Adelaide st,, Termite, Oat. •lagers Ualassat three ('olds. tee. At a partj,while • young Aberdeen la- dy was playlet witb,prcnhar brilliancy of touch, • bystander bachelor exclaimed, "I d give the world fur those fingers!" "Perhaps you might get the whole hand by asking," said the young lady's observ- ant mamma. , MI..N. LtaleameCarp /be eerie. ■patens. Paterfamilias hat the sapper table :• Mr Thoma Cash, Some'• trig) -It le said that a Spaniard can live epos onion and a few olives a day. It seems surprising to us, does it roti `3osie's Little Brother -Mr Caah, 1 be r know what you live on. Mr Cash -What, Tommy? Little Brotber- On your aunt, papa mys so. -Yankee Blade. To avoid catching onld, many plans hive limo soreestea. Probably if one sower went anywhere or did anythusg out of the meal routine of life, they would be tree from many of the ulmitNe that flesh is heir to, hot this is not a satiefeetery solution of its gssetion. Foopie..best have recreation and espy - meet, seed frequently- batch sold in the permit of 'bete. Wilson's Wild Cherry will cares Cough or Cold in the short- est pessble tints, sod by its Weis offsets, strengths and iavigor•te the system, •t the samg time. Sold by all drugged., in white wrappers. I "i meant to laws told you of that hob, .aid a gsliss.an to his triune Irbil was walking with him in hie garden, and stumbled into a pit fall of water. "Ito mattes," said the friend, blowiag the mead and water out of his tseet*, "I've fessd 1 f