HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1888-7-6, Page 6TEM PONT'S
Ws whet Mese
keg what hes geese
dpa aw ea weariful
Mesh the
blltMeale el Ns;
tbat wad to tee
wr•dee sad a
sste that was ia tlmM
heavy we lassos fee&
*ewes the botany R
r o IM alltteg
kiefilmatviae( sad
';liked time better
wink a the day was
the gloamiee walk
dare I am 0... M:' Ito
*foes ken %bac has
r tem•
diaiu ken what has vont.'(
Robes. sowing the• w'" ;
to think• thingsM "•
If wing end ttarkiag .wast ;
work o' the farm w,ni use.
7 Wart wan merry 2436.''t :
I will eau to the see'
.peer after Jesuit •: sbt•`
elk Hobo,: Ob, Ramat!w rs.N y.T
-Vee. Jens,, you're dee hail beet,'
1 N held out Lis hands tit - -• talk ahem,.
Vies *Yoe afro w se eFA*tare lie beer •,
let, then bet the meth*( w w eweet
':Yee milking was rays ill dee 1
shed hems through t*ernai s they wt...'
Tar bapplest Imam Aid
:ow Jennydn/rt in *dairy.
And light u the .Nes f her feet.
efe,:e Itobin mrrrfl!'•'• -411011.
Burl sewin.r the w
be work in the hoe
The work in toe
ver when Tuve iu to
The wort u: the
rN"
ht
easn
light,
t Is true.
;ors rlgpe
-Lisle I:. lea: r.
The fracas I:oenwrr.
woman o
all station a•
and saw neigh! r+ .
'1i ROOM= to lit
end eery
:Innately I i. i •'
tre,r fluor :rhes it.
condtti•,ur • f 111*
're free from her.
:0 the ide:Ic•t any
•' m • poste • • • n►•
a time at :tete. anti
bentewa pros:Kew:sly from all. Ir I i'"
i
is, of what talc, it ,nay
gbe t.• the away text there."" when a hair •r
•'It b wntrtttnes,
o , If the hiucl she ought te• have >Jo
ng
it geuef.ly au. reds in ',hotter- lI it What is a liner. Geory-er
If fie article wanted is a relic. "Se's the man that draws •h'ne white loss
♦dank d.ialee-.Bice- •.stb.gsoasd Look nit. for teat fool bell
to Raft ..r a remind or ..t awn. ' there, dear!"
Old 011. *1 1 you do n. ! I:i.e 1. (Shriek.)
1e it to y one. she Bili stn.w•th it el "Did it hurt you mach. ter
• wi "I11 be w careful .•f it : i "1 -i -I -gums no:. 1s 1^.y bonnet
ON THE GRANO Ifndia°.
THE HURON 8I(IN AL, FRID %Y. .T L'LY 3, 1 2.
A Hew Iea.aedkag rotate ea the lssMasal
Gomm
They gey jars Wad term nine. shady male in thefraud wend, and M wits~ 1d s* the meta
1.mem game aim mem WIeb hoer Ybs
Lutrsrse he offered Ile
=ge it progniellad.
Ib. a
with
trees!
treesaiw
! titre tttlr which
which. se so .leer to bis, Lite shire* ho would
r te
UN/ k hand to make hds
.•retand des ac -
apt .,f her donne"
"Now, if there's anything redl.'I under -
said. jus disk me, wtt.'t yen, darr he swagashe bought two odtctal .erre card., sial
;coked owe tb. array CI taiga
••1111 d "What she gurgleWhat has that
hos : u or
that sort of a tin basket he it car•
ryi::,t around!"
"What boy/ Oh, yea Ices got 'Ietner-
asdetetrerglasserw-til, boyr
And the boy bled.
••` rev, you see, dear, the game is about toeu
esmut'. You see fist man standing with
bi
the els:. in s hand, M1s the striker, and the
other in i:t fa .titer the . throats r. ball 1, clod
other man wltb the iniii a. on, na.l the m.0
m
with the at tries . to strike it as goes by,
andif he bits it be foto."--
-W se did that Ikea with everyday
clothes em jump so fort
H s the umpire, and he Ravishes when a
ball is fair sad has to"--
be titl
�Chy te• didn't kit the hall et a!L
n sat did be .bike at It for if he a,uldn't
hit it r
"Nem'alb& leer. Bee be's out and--
••lt't eelie& brant(
�M
"Resume tip . a great Lie-
*. What are thew Iden standing on these
gr'
vlieb tor
• •1 ,h, their other c)otlres are in them and
tla•y are afraid •oar 4.4 Use outer men will
.ted them."
• •oh., see. that poor man f••'1 r: o,ht down
v':1 got all mussed w1 How happen!"
it happen
"W•11: yes see, be trial to steel that other
other secbel, but the oer ort :n caught him
at le":
-Pei he watt the other s -i i clothes:"• to, that's the game of :L"
"What.m
does that an 61,1:41 away GT by
the Stove polish.n
► advertI er.t for:
"lies the stark. The c:an with the e1 b
• r tee so strife the bail so that it will go and
OprrLA
not ni.$r to I:srt what the attic!, should think it would be awful bot
w 't horst it in the Ietet." She °vet
es eiiyour little excuses with her
1!a•.tllalle o► cAltrirt LN V-,
d is. away hapry in the rcfftM1o1.
4 the *rock, while you are its a ern
halal worrybagel iia return. If brnuy),r
h safety, y_ u are very thankful. for n
w hardly what you expected, but if
a hm_ happeas to it, there is te thine
hr • tette but to aoeept her apv,iury at
i.k•p. She tells y..0 she is eta
u. curry that anything should hare
1 el] to it, and if the article was
. the that it was necessary e•r her
iN disease her willingly ; but
us this is not the cele, for it is
b' thing that she dnea b.-: need, un-
less for nmaa:entatton, and you cau't
help thinktug that she might have dotty
without it. An accident of the kind
wonld deter in-st women from 1. rrowing-t
from the same person again, but Out Ie
with the wotuen borrower ;
oswokedir
"That etuffed bind on the side is snot of
groggy, and there's a .Sent near that Llue
bow on top, otherwise eve:Tthins seams to
be all right."
"Ob, there -ornes that boy with that tis
basket again."
"Er-wberef Oh. yes: hi, boy."
-I don't thir:k lo.1 it a very wientidle
game, do you, dear; jt.st hitting a ball and
then trying to steal each other's sachde.
Shan't we go nowt"
'Yes, I gums ee."
And they wandered out jet after the Mil
inning. and before Knockkneed 0 -Finnigan
had tu_de his great left handed catch endear
perb dos play. -Tad Bits.
Wase Womble Ow IM SysarMdr
Ii yes du watt yr the TI Lei• 01 as'
tun sad at alba..tsswtie•ti to the
saintaioanos d your/
our 1Ib. 11..a often
wewap.r us pelt day 10 ileo,
the per haae o(a'Redwine which if pre»
cured et the esteem i.1 a diaries w'.ald
have remedied It eitwost 111111 duteip,
Now if Joheston's Teas Ln rr i',ids hath
been taken when the fit.' 100 ..011:01140
•:01140
made its appearance the • e» would
have liven "nipped is the d.' John-
son's Took) Bitters tri I,,,er Bila are
decidedly the beet trloinr .•n the mar -
bet for immoral tonic end ioaig"reheat
pr. pent.... Pill. Vie. per bade. Bitters
:J5) cent. .,.d el per i•.:• e, sold by
.sHr 1. !:sent TO W,kRnw
the very ,text day from the same penes
providing she has anything that she may
want. She never thinks that people
may not wish to loam some things, yet
will often de so, really a¢sust their
lodgment, rather than refuse, thinking a
refusal might hurt her feolyge :Mae is
always one of the best natured people
among your aoluaiutanoea• and is really
sincere when see says. "You are wet.
Mitre to en)Ihing I have, I am ens.,"
but she seldom has anything you want.
11,rrowint± is all very well when it is
r.eceasaey, sod frequently th,_' best of
houank.spers has to herein- from her
neighhers. KA has
time./ fEll TO 0111151: swill 1 r.TICLI
that she catrntt Ret along 'reheat, the
ature may be it a distance, or the cannot
lo, and has n. see to do the ,•1r'and for
Ler. s., thr beet she can do i. to b,rrnw
;tom a neigabor. $he •es to the
iceman b.rro.er, and that person re -
remarks, "1 eta just golfer •nor to your
house for that mire tele .' 'rhe neigh
Lir say; "(ii, never mind, i 11 Set it of
Mrs -- and she cath h.:) thinking
'Does she hate anything
There is me thing that the woman
4 bl.rruwer never borrows. and fur whish
she should b. commended. She never
!Arrows tros0,e.• She 1•1,ly makes it a
little easier for her Iteighlo,rs to borrow
thvt commotely.
/. tat IiiIetlway s see.
Few objet. ars m•.re to he pitied'
than the h¢Nay chow. Her face is
aunty, and ser int hardship and abuse.
She most sal or starve, and her 1•eoks
allow that me h conscious of being s
thief. Her caner rites little for her.
sad by all others the n hated. Her
(cod and tratemint being what they are,
e an not • poi ItAble to a.ynne,and to
the owner', .1 Seed in her tie;nitr she is
e source . f 'rtstiun and IoM. N 'ay she
•lists no ole ern tell. for if it were not
for i.er thr.cfqtyrtbs of the fencing now
paired • otj nut be needed ; this
glaring wruli ray for greed patens for
bar, not 4 sprsk '•f the ceeeatt"n of
4tama2e to ,naps. TT.0 princips! which
sIlowa her t exert is wrong ; it is es n
teary to tent which once prevailed ;n
e Fntloth'mw ; it relieves each land- „slop• Mr
Is.•r to bees all other me•'s cattle
, instead this own rev. The law is
tot. not ' e hithw.y a•w. Henee do
rLoee sr, theuYh ales is etasperal-
W'kat .be has eaten off all your
e, see destr.o m l torahs!, of your
tut What, do nt t p ret the d.W on
and rnl' Iu'r nnweereifelly when me four
pet he ie a corner, but make a K J.
• V regale that too will vote &gluiest
• &I. retain' at Zama Airy as else
w e preetottitwt is McBer Wan cure.
On the Rockaway hawk.
noede the draggle*, Alii u thee•'.. mole
,gest. - [bi
Travel: tag ¢.;seen ••o .ir.nioyar►-•
Nell 1 em et, Ifo Fn: h Omni- t,v '
Empl.ger--GI.d-ligr at a euecwiu'
sip. And tengssbar, Mi Bid ward th t !
enter is heavens first hie.
kat •sash, Ural
Mr Goode, drum:'a• is Mit t hook
.gent, but hes the army in G••lerrth
L'r .I,.huateu's T.. e: Bitten, which he
Ctrs heartily reciitido•ud for eky come
plaint to whiff+ a t gue traiieiue 11 ape
plieeble. This . , onble aiedicu.e ba*
been with Ilse :.-' rise';I'Iy we'd re
sults in (w1;.,�e( ....inert? debility. •eak-
peas, irr gayNie' I.eeult•r to females,
extreme pafewess. 011110serisliatent of the
blood, utealmeh and firer troubles, 1•M
of appetite, an.: t,.r that general won.
oat feeling that tingly every one it
troubled with et -.'nre'trrt ref tCe y . r.
Dont L•reet th • :.arae Jolit.aon's Tolle
Bitters 50e. an.. it per b••ttle at Gooch c
drug scare, Alle,.0 block. 04.6 ;14 tele
a ;ent. a
The Rev Jones wail so tippetliven*
as to tell a l: n sudtenee teat her dM
not belies,. culture wt•a w big 'C.' "
And Best. a belie%es Mr Junes with
little "J.
Mr. Meadow Brooks -Why, Clary -e, old
boy, I've been looking eveeye her • : •r !nu.
You've been away from ole plar2' : r three
boars.
Mr. M1ekaskel-Oki Dicky, yon res'' y don't
know! While I was in the wstaii ° toe hor-
rid thief came Into the bcM in - ee and
stole me necktie, and I've been . • d beak
ever since. -.fudge.
Ranking lategfgliano.
Me wanted a position to to t an:. The
president was aatiseed well kw rr,xfentiata.
but before engaging Marta kiln through a
little civil service cromealleCss'ion.
"Suppose, Dow, • mall was to come In bare
and deposit tie in bl NW how would you
count them r
"Td wet my fingerer gad 1:ft up each bill
until I got to tbt' last fie•
"Why would you 11ft op tele lad oriel'
"became there !nigher «;bey be one more
bill under it, and if ors ': ''+ilio( was to see
*the would want it beak, tats if ttstwaetistek
bill Isnot lifted op, ad there shoal* Ie an-
other bill in the piie,lP lank makes It, don't
rower
Yon will do,"
"You have :ern Is
didn't 'oppose you
Bittisp
11111 -Absurd:
Vet See* M aspect a care for Wigton
Ilea. uwiaie rr **eta from 'sued
what is its/ saoese ; but If anything
wlil *barrel the appetite tad give tomo
to the dlgastive ergeaa. M is Ayer. b.s-
sspsrUls. Tkoasaada all over the land
testify to the merits of this medicines.
Mn. Borah Burroughs, of rib Eighth
street, Booth Boston, writes : "My has-
beed bar taken Ayer's S. sap till., ler
Dyspepsia and torpid Uva.. mail bas
been greatly benefited .••
tee
A Confirmed D yspeptic.
C. Canterbury, of 141 Praakla at•,
Baston, law., writes, that, suIartag
for years from Indigeattoa, he was at
last induced to try Ayer's fi&rsaparilla
and, by Ha use, was entirely cured. mt>r
Mrs. • Joseph Aubin, of High street,
Holyoke. Kass., suffered for over a year
from Dyspepsia, eo that she could sot
rat substantial food, became very week.
and was unable to care for her family.
Neither the medicines prescribed by
physicians, nor any of the remedies
advertised for the cure of Dyspepsia.
helped her. until she commenced the
use of Ayer's Sarsaparilla. "Three
bottles of this medicine," she writes,
" cored me." a
Ayer's Sarsaparilla,
resrLIED sr V oar
Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Maser
rota $1, ala hepta O. Werk ss • bouts. •
The HARRIS STEEL BINDER.
I/C.4 ; 1,..1 about Il Iren 7r••* errperl• err in rf1511411.6 sao»e••" insit reapers. there aro a
few motor, ui.•rrns1h.1ibear d'--n,r..,1.nsagas*t..IleHai i•(►"tort Rieder.whta•htonay
mond pros.-- •t.•Mgrr,or.oy :•e' all Wh"rs •
1. uri(((ne ran fie huntidied .e shurtnr notify than hr an: o: ,-r' c:ne•any.
Orel. rg halt with me at 110..x., can Ite *11rr) h. 3'• in. from rim ,... a .eon-. '1'hb
most 1.1pwta•tp't.i to beeen.err•ddu itra al... •r.ay b..ray.,'l •
3. 1M maa.haw•+. ti.o h itrht.Ise'rmpa 'Iv built .1mr.,t*vigor arty of Mood. and islb-r
(..me'Letter abre t•o wren* went ted writhe: tura sae of Ito• eche ran
1. tun' oil a tugs riling man, end r,n •.1 • + -w Wut d s' suit ••hot•. •rice*,( 1., hu•.nra.
wanting the bast tee• -tun.•, thr t,•'•.: easily handled. 1h.. stoat dnrat.l.. 11.r
r'+dr ''neon•*, •re tu, sed , . %.- •I.. 11,.10 ....ler. ret soy .bop. 1 bare the !critter most. of re
purrs for , ertOu, mlmebises IIs any adeps in the ma -lion.
_D_ gee STI t CHAN
I'acttral lfarhinlet. Ertl"e rud.'••r apt, (ire. -.1 Ke mt tea tf all kin.,, of Machine
e -y. snob so Ittionittle, 1 I (anion. lone. ' •-. 'Mewl.... '(th t hire! less ow e.•• nude Ye
bop/ on Land, and fanners oroutrtag any gnasrrit y neon he eueoliu4. loam r taw anima.
ak a Rit. -- V ,cterimia.. Go,lerieh.
*0..'l tq.reelese. - -- -- -
11..n pr' ora •:N bttyinte st„•.Hssne but ' HE_1Q.A. V �Ezee FGF.
ti 'marten h.idos y •r•.1 Lever .rovule•
a I !'J .
", tna;c ►.v firs Chea., etat10 « r • ' 1EkJ
Chmae's -rorty e., Try- !'babe's L'•ver ea
Ours hoe ail (Lovett ..1 the L•ver, Ald- -- ---
soya, fit, -cute . at 4 Bow -le. by d by ell
druggists.
The du•tnaa►a;•, 1"In
es. a.. ,:(leer refs.
Ladies Vital - !erred in y ur%K ¢'ria end m .e'en. is dna
tion is unl n: de.,`d roe n e torr.' utta-art t., .v I u.a of the net
Tamen.: -•.• !
These it is w3 kdtrsn ! h S N 1. T
this ('»hisses w w.r,r•ris.« wi"vre pr duk
n. ; storks in the ie mu,.oa , r.myt.•ing
E. DOWNING
3
Pimples. Liver Nieto anti '1 pue es its e o o Trus,',
y - , R
The O'•t eetabliahed .rut ar ! ASr,oe Maw of tiertic9, 4111 10 tow front wit►n
oe arlt a lames
COMMA {tom an inactive sols.( and had ' bra« n. e,•a.:.t r l"• it ,d•opl ro!ettts EVERY STYLEQUALITY L I TY &PRICE.
cud rho bent yrna•n-
: dawv,: 1•• JohnsNu' • 1 1
WOOL Pr Chases Liver Lure panties
dee yrs ..i and whole system. blare ke-
11 '_ Ior toilet tscip)t1a. Lits,! !<fld
des•. •ns on how to preserve the cu>ur-
(fail. • a
5..Id by all druggist.
Eli Perkins,
lately paid in his
Albany Journal.
the general
teat railroad, f
road. Caldwell
seldom fa.
sabot was in
fog with: '.
Mr. ''Cmldw
nelpt of the
Ing: "Inc
A 1 , -r sack is tilled with shaving. tion;
ap• • • irkev a legs are then tial in
the . nits ••f the tack, aid the seductive
(nus sent to the victim. It as funny,
but cooperating.
1. n iCs Bits era. Price :.as Cans. atilt 1i11 I AIC 1 M M I.X 4I. STOCK ow -
bottle n'
per btle ' i.uode dote •rose,
6641"1 I. Sul.
‘111.1-__"--1
i-'nr- _[bt 1 Ladles Fine _ broods
4+t� i : �.• is Button Roots. ftattwaro•1-. ,' ."1-,•,w, r1a'.,t.! Tier. Mom different miles of Rid tS3ipper-
a from r. up •n at'y on 1' ou like. 1411, k. heap. Y►unell•, tarpet.
i 1 `t•4 � �. N l7wan. :.n.l German SMak.
it ;;(*gyre.
on. .r •. I II
si
rr t
Ti y hare a Lrg(r sale in my die
tri " *aye a well knows druggist, "than
at • •her pill on the market. and girt
tl;• ••es satisfaction for sick headache,
vanes., indigestion, etc . and when:
c •:shined with Johnston's Tonic Bitters.
.I. i nston's Tonic Liver Pills will per-
r'u what no other medicine has done
....re fur suffering humanity." Pills
b til sten :,0 tents i
citents per •. e.
„i t1 per bottle. Held by Goode.
Druggist, Albion block, Goderich, tole
,tent.
[ej
_-A fret 1.111.
Around each bottle of Dr CLase'a
Liver Cure is a medical rutile and receip
hook coateiniwg useful infenr.atwn, over
210 receipes, and pronounced by doctor,
and druggists as worth ten times the
cost .•f the medicine. Medicine end
hunk $1. Sold by all druggists
-
Be se weer •;sand
Don't allow a oola in the head to slow- 'J J 1��, j imitatitn
ly and surely run int" Catarrh, when - iy Ap :e Mood
� � ;It- al'ta' e • '
pet can be cured for 2:,c. by using Dr. r. iirtaraty'e� . se• e - n►. • ' a1 ei..tt•., .., a..a .n-
Chase a Catarrh Cure. A few agape; a• For sale rep J • m•-1 Y•rR•ty drugg.E, D•ira
ti •us Tare incipient catarrh ; 1 to 2 bees Kaunoc. P tee "•/,.0 and it.
cures ordinary catarrh ; 2 to 5 boxes is I
guaranteed to cure chronic catarrh. Try .-`
it. Only lac and sure cure. S•.1.i byio �
all druggists. I! t1 ' . ..
RT" to any one sending the bot• i••ar lin. ' I S • '01)
:he bank president.
business before, but 1
w that trick." -Texas
•
1 1
ar cis *o• M. Corset v're 'a
7w: - n'i'ne : te_ see, r "1 a:.: e:. *secs!
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leeseee r. w..ras n
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