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The Huron Signal, 1887-11-4, Page 9THE HURON SIGNAL, FRIDAY, NOV. 28, 1487 Weti•es•/c1 Wee•. Here is as iaterwtiag minima from an adage in the New Yerk Mercury: Art Mastoid alway% be based ors nature, and no art it tree whisk does net take eaten for its model. A reefed, eye - marked, wealthy woman, of Ave fest Ave inches in height meet comply with the following standard : She should be 138 pounds M the I*st, and cold Mand up to ten pounds mean without injury le health or artistic perfection. The die - team between the tips tl her tau middle &niers wises the arms are extended should be *wetly the same as the height car ten times the length trf her Land, :or seven and a half 11111011 the length of her foot, or five timet the dtaweter t.f het sheet from tree arm pit W the other. The dilatation from the junction u[ the thighs to the trotted should be the same se fit)♦ thy' i••—,err point to the top o: the bead. The knee should is exactly midway from the joactioo of the thighs to the bottom of the heel. The distance from the elbow to the tip cf the middle finger should be the MUMS as front the elbow to the middle lined the chest. Free the top of the bM ls W chin, with the head prated 11/1001111.1Es should be the same as from as hod el tbe chin to the arm pits, or Weri l heel to the tip cat the large toe. The best of a wassail of lb* height nam- ed should be forty three inches measure- ment over the arms, and the waist t weety-tour. The upper pact of the arm should he from thirteen and • half to fourteen in- ches sad the wrist six inches. The ankle shoeld be six it.ehe., the calf cal the leg fourteen and the thigh twenty•fire. Any woman of the height mentioned whc has these meaaureme•ta can oowgretolate bsrs.lf on hating u perfect • form as tie Creator seer made. Of oourse, the proportions vary with the height. Mew re cet Inch. The Boston Hernld has been asking cane rich men for rules by which other men may becomes rich. Mr. t'. T. Ber- man says the gulden rule is to spend less than owe earns. He advises abstinence from tobacco and rum, due aro for the health, the selection of a congenial oo- '«ra, avo:.'.u°e d debt, and deter- mination to excel all others engaged in the same occupation He alto says : B. careful to advertise in some shape t -r other, beams* It 1. evident tbet if a man has ever so good an article fur sale, and nobody knows it, it will bring him to return. The whole pbilo.ophy of life is, first sow, then .reap. This prin. c:ple applies to all kinds of business, sod to .thing more eminently than to ad - g. 11 a man has a really good e, there u no way in which be can neap more advantageously than by "cawing" to the public to this way. if a an has goods for sale, and be doesn't advertise them, the chances are that nam* day the sheriff will do it for him. Politeness and civility are the beat capital ever arrested in business. Linn stores, gilt signs, flaming advertisements will x11 prove unavailing if you or your employees treat your patron abruptly. The more kind and liberal a man is. the more genemas wiU be the patronage be- stowed upon him. Preserve your integrtiy ; it is more precious tbsn diamonds or rubies. The most difficult thing in lite is to make money dishonestly. Our primes are full of men who attempt to follow this course. No man an be dishonest with- out soon being found out, and wham hie lack of peiaeiple is discovered, nearly avenue to success is closed against him (sever. Strict hmeaty pot only lies at the foundation of all sower in life financially. bet it every other respect. Fun anti Fanc{I. 1 '"' Il.. sIteesselet W• lisve Ionised that the mem — 1 Fur a sure throat, cut .ice• o[ let, b.wetw b•.m, pepperthickly and tie around the throat .ttb • &.uuel cloth. When stung by • bee or • weep, mak• • pa.t• of common earth and prim, 1 ■t ta. the place at ono* and cover w.t5 •• cloth. Fur • add ..n the sheet, a A.un•1 nig wruag out in botl",g w•t•raud •peinkled web tuumotiuv. t tea the abiM LTtn Uncle John "Why, my girl, you're l the greatestea(ewe h. grows like a Cucumber rims What pe.o Wheal • [elms first hfiNla• to h germ are tau esmking to.arde wwatri- •pg,ae.it th lake • bison, cut tilt• 'rimy I' Clara—"Well, uncle, Ulu on Ialk, pant her t ger tte sad thea la►.geg k my fifth 'sp." • kr(,t there the batter. owe us bills, and will nut pay •h. , are remarkably regular in their visits to the her -rooms. And what r worse they Mak their creditor. t.. A clam in natural history being asked the dIAerenoe Wanes' • dog sad • tree, the head boy answered,"A tree is tweet- ed with bark, while • duo amiss to be lined cab it." Khat is that terrestrial ohje:t 14et r above all human imperfections, and equally protects We wiseet, the waakesl, and NO �uie. of three lemons ; mix andI For a cough, boil one tam.* of fin - seed 111 • prat of water, strait and add a hale honey, true ounce of ruck candy, ACTS UPON tea.•.,►, ur- ♦, da -isand El BLOOD /UM WILL tY-NS atNMwas. al tot ei es h he *yellow Par sale by James McKay. dautetat. D•a- gannet. Pesos sella sad Il. 1117-17 vee 1•s r. ay Apple Weed end d la - Vomiting Suter. the best ant worst of m tukiud 1 The boil well, Ihieh hot a• pwstbie, A MAMI) TUU* hair of the head.NasT. Often after c.,okIng a meal • pennon Hlsed. Hired. A Channel tat/soda, being c or.doled will feel tired and have nu appetite : for daderieb 1 L . 'Earl I llab p.m I Mai pm oa the elingioesa of a err whom be this haat raw we until httht, stir in • steadied Ar. S:IOa.w 3:I3p.e 7>N pm. moi rr lied "WWII hour be - el saved from dru ug, P • little nutmeg. Dunk ball au mixed. Mixed. ttststes rr,Ir• no doubt he knows bet what he's [ore rating. Stretford Lv. I nixed. 1:16 p.m 1 !i pa. rvdcrlc► Ar. ..m 1:11 p.m Lis p.m w g•T. Fur a burn or •call, di a pw•t. 0 Moister--0It i6 rather odd that the Common liking nada end water, apply collections •re .stilly one dollar ken at once and corer with • linen cloth. , FANN than they used to be." Wife—"Noth• When out skin is 1r,keo, apply the Mg odd about it." "W have not lust whit, of en egg with •feather ;this gives instant relief as it keeps the air READ THIS. FOR ONS MONTH. FOR OMR MONTH. 20 PER CENT. OFF FOR CASH 1 Felt and Straw Hats Done Over at Reasonable Rates. An Apprentice Wasted i• the Straw Hat Line - MRS. C. H. GIRVIN. MRS. SALEM= ALL MILLINERYI vac .X THE LADIES' FELT HATS MG -MILL VELVETS, Main and Fancy, ER, ,. PLUSHER, FRIZE`1'T ao MOUNTS, WINGS, Etc., any of our congregation." "No, but 1 $UPPuse pia remember that Mr Pious troutthe seek. PUMP FACTORY, Together with • large assortment of PLAIN AND FANCY HIIiBO\ria Also Agent for the never u..d to giro lees than • dollar." At the first signs of • riug'round, lake • espial of wood ashes, put iu a pen with a quart 4 cold water, pot the pan .tis the score, put your Anger iu the p.o, "My dear," mid • gushing young wife keep at then seal the water begins to FANNING BILLS, 520.00 EACH, oaur.e. "Well, Mt Pious has been elected a dessert', and he passes the plate cow" GODERICH, ON T. PARKER DYE WORKS, Toronto, FROMIM MiLL DEPARTMENT. MRS_ BAL$ELD, 111 At the old stand on the Searle, Oodertai. to her practical bu band, "what du them buil, or • long as tt can be hone& Ma. OXLY A YEW LEFT sailing( sighing t otober winds remind pest „too or twice it oeceaseft• — ARMATRONC3''3 vu of r' ''They remind me of the feat, he replied, somewhat sadly. "that 1 have ween ,� Se" ; "Weil" �.�.rwm pat. Grain and Seed Cleaner Tit to arrange in wise way fax • winters stock of °cal.' An exchange has the following : "The for thoroughly separating at one clewing • l'oaAli, phew tt Id 1'a., Mustard St "Dentia,,," he whispered, "did you country boy or girl is face to face with ever feel • fluttering seoeation of the practical realities. Hs sew how slowly heart --an inward sinking, so to speak 1' money is made on the farm ; he is tautbt "Yet, lure, ahs murmured, "why r' ( from youth up the ueed cf economy ; he "Because if you hare, 1 know how to has the nature of saving first explained prevent It " "O, Juba, tell ase bow." I to hum ovary day in tee week ; he us not "Why, just ena plenty of poppy wise exposed to the temptation of the saloon pot: eat green cucumbers." or ball -room and he is not so much of s lady's man before be has occasion t> use Scotch minister, meetinw one of his a r•sor „t br downy cheek.. He may ruling elders very tipsy—"Dear me, Au- L. a trifle rude ; he may not 1051 easy in drew, you're drunk. This le must set- • ,mpany, but in the long, closely •aon- seemly in. wan of your poritiom sod tested race of life it is the chat, that pr'of.saion, and m:>reover—' Elder,joe ! tredve to school barefooted in .u:nmer olarly--"Routs, touU, eimiater, I'm and in stug•a in winter, whom mother haudin' the Jubilee,ye ken. An 'a-abair• ly I may be p-oermittd to get fon mutat ge fifty years." A shrewish fishwife, 1uite sick, called her husband to come and sit by ' bedside. "This is a sad world, my dear. maid the wife, plaintively. "Very." V>IOCiaied tot Mau. "Were it not for leasing you I should lure ti tgsit it." Thistle Seed. F'ox Tail. and other obnoxious seeds and rause grain. from Wheat or any drain. climates .ad estlag all grass Acrd at the same time. ('leans Grass and Clover Sez.d. or separates them. put FAMOUS scua *NS. 711* •ser YI31U I1 SILL. Exclusive territory allowed to good agents with horse. waggon and capita. HOLDERS fur man or boy te fill bin alone. FanningR Mill Sieves and Screens fur any MUL Old 61111s Repaired and Iteufeved. PUMP DEPARTMENT. FI R8T—OI.A88 nota his hair with the sep shears, wh; w LT k CISTERN PUMPS, leads the rhe that goes to the cit school with the starched shirt front and Drainage and Suction Piping. Le., &c. fancy dippers, and whose hued is shaved wholesale and Geta.I. with • lawn -mower at the barber shop. reeler„ Repeated at mires that ray. SaCii.*.M been wit obeereatiun, and we think we know what we are talking THE ARMSTRONG about." TANNING 1t1L As. ,ITT Wwtti1. — --- t:AOI•1ERIOB_ 2I10 -Ise "O. my dear," eagerly r.tsponued the Pedlsread Mut Peer. fellow, "how an you think I would in- —' terfure with y.rur happiness- Go by all A starved thoroughbred is of all sheep means." the most shabby, &crabby, scrawny, un- thrifty weep ion earth—of itself the most abject, pitiful, lonesome, sorrowful, _ g;luomy, dazed, helpless, blue, and its 1. The pastor killed it. Although be owner looks just like it. The owner of such a flock .i11 sq'tirm and wince and apologize and explain in • most pathetic way of the general appearance of starve 10' be a11Hd Ibe reaper -levet las. gars notice from the pulpit on Sunday that there would be • "prayer -meeting" GRATEFUL—COMFORTING. PS'S COCOA w ILSO�T 33ROS., GRANITE & MARBLE WORKS, ST. DAVID -ST., GODEn:ON; (Two Doors Haat of Motel)** HoteLl Manufacturers of' Marble Monuments, Headstones, Mantlepieoes, and .a11 kinds of Furniture Trimmings in Foreign and American Marble; also Window and Door Sills, and House Trimmings of all kinds in Ohio Stone. All work designed sod cxccuted in b.•.t s•yle. •ZrWJLSON BR08. deal largely in all kinds of Europe$* and Canadian Granite, which special suenttos 1. call.q It will pay to call before ordering elsewhere. Oederich. Jose Mb, iM7. WXL.80N B�ROB_ NEW FALL GOODS ABRAHAM SMITH, TAILOR & CLOTHIER, Ms just received, and s now opening a lame assort meat of READY-MADE MEN'S AND BOYS' SPRING BUTTS. Also on hand • large stock of the • BREAKFAST. "IIT • thorough knowledge of the natural laws which govern the operations of digestion UTEST PATTERNS OF TWEEDS AND CLOTHS For the make-up of SPRING nCITS. theAneureeertofwell-Kotex,,~emsllr. ORDERED WORE A SPECTs Epps has vided our breakfast tables with Ir the vestry on weed evening be d all hick lion neglect so apparent, ao • delicate T A•voreA beer w maT sa e e lament, as • pr•yer'meettng t was Les bi lamentable [ailttrte. Alter 1 learned are ha barepast°res- —(Elmira Husband- strong enousmh w resist every tendency � man had taken twenty minutes himself, sttan. hosting around us read to &ttac Beery one elan felt that whatever else h. --- -- - — there L a weak point. We may escape man f:eual•r t N stared. a fatal shaft by keeping ourselves well tort might say would feel very true. Young — ed old. pare blood and •pre T 'mutinied John Kraus wanted to My • word or frame.--"Ciril Sorrier r. - Mrs Boodle (to mlesmam in under- Made simply with boiling water or milk. two. telling how the Lord deem had wear de meat)—"Rase any gauss god to packets by Oiocen lahc►W satisfied his bun soul, and then utter thus : i h ladle& "eta r' ' JAMEV[ S A CO Romceopathic Che nista. no a ou u r "No madam,' but we have ladies' gauze nowhere Indeed a didn't say it O, LY I ABRAHAM BMITH'8`.s ing cad it into a lectin w ea the great the time ive us a vivid, ,glowing stery us many Lary doctors I!•. It is by the iLast Side Square. Oederieb, March Itik. 587. mi. log came. As •lecture 11 was • groat 6 7 judicious use of such articles of diet that • t o d e pedigree w hopeless in profita as eooeututice a i e gradually bum up until disease. Huudrrds of subtleies k wherever Tatfal Recipes. To prevent the heir from of ay rum, five mines.; oarboeats on. ounce ; borax, time oeoee ; rose- water, one quart. Mix and filter. Viacom' of *obgns.—To one pet of rood cologne water add owe-h.df cones of strong acetic water. This is fr.q. at• ly used in P7110e for nervous b.s4w..es ate. a short prayer o request for other sat- Salesmen (with a ten -dollar smile)— y London England ftry h but h" little word was Moth powder.—Lupsline (the floor of bops), one dram ; .Scotch snuff,two ounces; camphor gum, one outset; black pepper, one auntie ; coder seediest, 'sfour ounces Nis thurmtei y and rew among the fun or woollies to be pro - 1. To remove stains from linen. —To re- write, fruit or iron stains, wet the • witk • solution of hyposulphite of gaua, and matter some polven tartaric acid upon it ;tis then cast as usual. substituted foe Strong vinegarn the tartaric add if neeemmry. Waab for cleansing silverpoundnd of beitannia ware.—Taeone tablespoonfuls c>mhee mon hard soap, espo on of spirits of turpentine and one-half hmbler of water. Allow the wisp to di••nles, then boil ten minutes, and b. - fore it cools add six tablesp000fobi d bertshorn. Make a suds of this prepare tion and wash the silver with it. h t that t ' Sagely the reels." loudly. clock in turner res pishly, as she bolted for the dour, end lu d! the pauses " meeting itg "Kee em then '" she answered snap - 2. the never ticked w P ° y sinus his discharge the salesman has 2. Tbs deacon killed it. It was the decided not to try to sell dry roods and nett week. This time the pastor went educate the human race at the same in with oars] Wart. He opened the Manufacturers of all kinds of GODERICl DS BOILER 'WOR Chrystal & Blalcg, meeting with* short, tender prayer, sod then in • brief word told, as a child %night tell it, the preciousness of the Lord's pewee.. And it seemed as if nothing could prevent it from being a helpful, quickening mason. Something did prevent it. The grand old demon was a little tired and sleepy, but he must do .omethiag to take up the time. He began away back iu the iia 01 Woo, sad did not stop until he reached the year 1887. And them he said, "Lm pray Was that really "praying. ten 'minutes deSoription of the pian of resin e° that followed t Was this what that die000rag•d matt over there in the .orator wanted, from the mesa* 1 Alm, the deacon killed it all ! time. Net since Dully Madison charmed people by her cute ways his there bees a "Lady of the White House" who hes so generally been popular as Mrs Cleve- land is, There has been others who hare show° more interest to politics, there have been others who have played more of • "stage queen" character, but hen is the meet American personality that has appeared before the public in the same position. She deserves all the admiration she has reeuived, for she has been uniformly courteous, agreeable and attrestive to all clams eriti out diatinc- tIon.—Philadelphia Nowa. 3. The th'ssgbtlses member killed 11. She is at the meeting, although net al - way there. Next to her mite a friend who is out of Christ. The thoughtless member whimpers during db. pistor'• preys", giggles at every mistake, and teres over the leaves of the hives -book when anytody talks. The people with) in • radius '1 len feet sash way are die - rutted. The Spirit is grieved, and that too, by one who is professing to meek the glory of pod. Aad that killed the prayer- iS (. 4. The aldose member killed it. Coe of the weaker brothers offered • prayer, and made • mistake in it. Another brother mi•ge"tad a text. The pastor Myer corrected an error during a meet- ing He thooyht the correction more feta to the 'spirit of the m.eetiaagg than the mistake. Not so with the omsiou's brother. He roes and oorrested each taimtake, and that killed several meet. Brilliant stucco ; whitewash. --Take Ikea lumps of well -burnt lime, slake in lot water in • small tub, and Dover to keep in the steam. It should then be passed through a tins sieve in a Reid form to obtain the 8.>or of lima Add nos fourth pound of whiting or burnt al•m, two pounds of sugar, three pints of rio.- floor mads into a this and vary wall boil- ed paste, and ons potted of glee dimply- ed impbved over • slow fire. it is rill to Moore brilliant than plaster of Paris, end will last Aft' years 1t should be pet or warm with a paint -break. About the hardest thing in the world fct a women to premien while set salted in the preserving bneiness, is er temper, when she is °blared to set her preserving kohl. on' 111. Novo to •115747 • ring at the door -bell, and Ands • perest-medkise 'insular rsw the (root STATIONERY, MARINE. UMW AND TUBULAR BOILERS. MALT PANG, SMOKE STAMMB *ad all klads of Sheet Iron work. ITLa1 ARD tw*TEN ries FITTING constantly on hand. On hand. ready for delteery : t 111 N_r. sew Stene Semler. II a 1.r. New seller. A t.omplsts 2k -band Tbrsabilft OvtAt working order. Will be an►d cheap. Mail orders will receive prompt attention.M Week. s M. G. T. S. Mallen. P.O. BOX 381 Oes. oderich May Ink Il Crossley sad Hunter, th. Methodist evaegelfists, are about to begin work in A Ash wile arrived in Kingman seme- time ago. She went to the bellman (a true specimen of a digblaoder,) to an- nounce the arrival of ben fresh herring, whish he did as follow.: "Notice— There's a (rash herring to be .old at the corner of the old poet office. He come with the 1 o'clock truing. He belongs W to Mrs. ins. H. is a very respectable wooer's, mid he's a very Tood barrio', and twelve for 'Upson." 10110- 6. The ax members who took ten min- utes ease killed it. It was a Bee , Christ the Bri. sympo- sium tie the theme, _ d of Life," let it wee Dot sed re cooly 11 overran the hoer, y P 7 wee the opening prayer. 0. The holtlndimgmemb.r killed •rorei pp7ru.•ewt�es meetind g. prayer Iestere te clod reminding bins of the failings and wickedness of the charoh. When Christ said to hie disciples, '0 ve ye them to eat," did he mama gall prayer at _ rid woeswood, ow Use Breedl not one aerosol pra1 the meeting here Weight as hems its answer Woes br a sweeter spirit t Mug nes ways there are o prayer How nay a chore► ►,this year, kw' its Week of Preyyseg throegk thromktlese, indiffsreet, earmksss _..b11 tae gond people ever err by t oear greyer' 1 Deer rimier dent kin any more lwlpr' g5 sstlisg;'r"' fdtgegse/sV°` •list. .•' t:d step. DANIEL GORDON, CABINETMAKER AND LEADING Boiler. Engine Separator, &e.. all n good LIME UNDERTAKER. Anyone can advertise. but i athetSte, le •lel ore stock os hand Mae say two beeveFURNITURE. i hare sow on band 10 different styles of Bedroom Smites. t different stylia of Sideboards, 3 Parlor Suites, •ad almost anything In the Furniture line. all of which will be sold A8 CHEAP AS THE CHEAPEST. AND DONT YOU FORGET IT.n In the UNDERTAKING I (iv. peossl attenike. ani rise benefit notw w of rly 10 years esperlenee. littlish i have tie beat Hearses in the County of Huron --i w111 leave the psbilo to judge. I hare everything easily kept la a first-claimestablishment, such m caskets. Coins, Shrouds. Habits. Gloves. (rapes, re . Embalming done when quired. ar1 Guarantee to give satisfaction in every case. OLD STAND BETWEEN P. U. AND BANK OF MONTREAL Oederieh, Sept. Mb, ISM - 1M -5m The subscribers hare inst completed their latae limekiln, whish esn tn•n ont 100 bask- ets ere. J twenty -font hours. and are now pprreep•reA to supply Ill customers with • Sse ...ivyor good fresh lime dally. 11 will be to the advantage of every one re- gslrlse lime to call or catnapped with ver. as we are prepsred to deal liberally with per tted ies hGoderlcto side in the! Fallsn is Reserve An ole gentleman, speaking to a yatng lady and oom.entine upon her freshness and gond looks, remarked, "Ab, my dear, may you long retain them. You know nothing of the jealousies, the heart barotogs, the con- tentions, and the rivalrtea, that beset , the pathway of existence." "Don't 1 though,'. ale interrupted "I want you to understand that I belong to s eheaeh choir. '• There is no sadder sight than to see • fond mother who has spent 0,000 to at out a freckled faced girl for the seesaw resorts during the match -making mason, peeking her daughter's dresses away in camphor, and sprinkling the finery with tears of disappointment. "Never marry • widower," was the ad• ries a a young matron 1risad. "Bot you worried one—Why" "it's bad smooth to bear about your boaband's tether's aookinw, but to have his first wife's Wants thrown in your faoe every morning.'. A minister forget to take his ►arson with him to ehurdr, and his wife th.- enooring the mistake, soot it to him in .barge 01 • moll boy who wee to re- ceive six -peals for the %job. Prosody Is returned for 16e mosey. "Too de. livered the sermon, did Foe r ins ash - ed. 1 jes' See it to his : e. a -ds• Sheds' .44*tl wtf," asdmweled the bet. • B ICRLER & BICKER, 1'NOPRIETORS. JAM irtb. IMr. tleaeme PATENTS 1837 VIVAT REGINA I 1887 The subscriber wishes to IW/arm all loyal .sliest. et Har Most Gracious 31••••11/43111110 Victoria. that 1 am doing sig stmee to keep sty Neck replete with everything MSWtIle- ful in all departments. NEW 000DS SUITABLE FOR �rRRIyING DAILY Autumn Wear. The Correct Thing in Drees Goods, Buttons and Trimmings to Match, Ribbons, Frilling. And Fine Laces, New Shades in Plain and Fancy Opera Flannels, with Embroideries to Match. i am not advertising Roods at coat w under, thanks to my numerous omatoesers. I fare Ito overstock of any one line. and that is maybes a great deal when we hear so much about bisinees depression, hard times, kc. 1111;000S WARNED IN PUIN FIGURES ANO STRICTLY ONE PRICE. I.A.. Ms="1TI O, Oodericb. Aug. 1001. 111117. MO- Draper and Haberdiseke CAVEATS. TRADE SAM ADD CDP/RIeRITs OMahaed. and all business la the U.B. Palest phos atte•ded N .t MODIIRATR PRM.. Over o*oe is opposite the U. S. Patent Of - `e Panora M tha. imoeffront AAMINOTON. Bawd mons:. OR DRAWING. We Mi- dlae as to ppa•ttewta*lltT. Mee of eh•rge sad tacks aks NO CNA NOR CNLRJIBg Wig ON - TA PATR:t'T. we refer. here Nth. Postmaster.* he Sept. of Money Dews bio.. and to *Metals of the U. S. Patient Moe. For Herniae. 1� boa terms end refweae'. to Fo ow• State or Osuat wrIte to 11.111141W,•W IM.. t►pweslte Pmes•t 011ie. W.kta•tea. D. C. 1 f.2. jI(• , ri -141. LSA eA BRUGS, ERFIIII ' Y AND FANCY GOODS Jest Received et 11e Matra' Hall by F. JORDAN. and w111 he geld •t Prieto to save tete Hard Those. Call sad see them bases soaking your pwrebs•ss. f - $, E Wail. P. JORDAN, Medical Hall, &deris*,