The Huron Signal, 1887-4-1, Page 7r t E HURON SIGNAL, FRIDAY, APRIL I. 1847.
Fun anb F3ncv.
Treat elle friends ss yeas treed your
gym,. When troublwwle, .cwt oat
Ludt. Willi., when he lint as his
belly opera, gamed ins the tray thing lee
• moment is awed ail.tt.., •..d then
whispered, '•Hamms, is h. • her ! -
If a lady hoe a ted arae, eery •+.e iI
gains about bar had add. 11 a man be
• red nose, .very one areas they can
sash whiskey Iffy lards oti
Anastasia (about to b. married) :
~)i.d, n.e if this made ell night l..r the
.aVltatius : 'Your presence is requested
' Devoted brother : "ittop
ills•, sir' It isg't grammatical. You
mien : "Your presents are miser -
"N.), George,- she said, "I Cannot
marry yon. I shall alw•ye esteem yam
al • Mead, bet I carnia be your wife,"
(loony. hesitated. ••Clan," be seed
brokenly, •' will y.)u grant ate one
fame before 1 go away forever 7" "Yes,
Ue•H1a." she replied, kindly. "What
is it r Please pet your refusal down
• paper. I'll feel serer. '
"Mother,' said a young lady, recent
1 how ante you to marry such a very
plain, unpretentious Guo as father '"
"If 1 bad known his dt.ghter would
Mem have asked mach • rfltostion, I pro-
ems I should have hesitated." "Thou
you am net entirely sstiabed." •.\ot
esttrely. I'd most wish that our
daeRbten had been all sons."
T1L3 L IXI-=ILBN CLUB.
S r.dder tavlatlMe dahlias Uspell e
hensellanni en Va twne•Trllta. I..Ibe
a...1111 K /he tar.et..are.
"Ar' Budder invisible Jackson in de •
hall tonight r blandly .loeried the prmi ++I
Mat as the meeting opened.
Inviable was visible. He was Lack
by the atop., and had his shoes off to l
tickle W ebilkJaias. After a little de-
lay M made his way to the upper end of 1
the hall and the president continued
"Brudder Jack.as,de report has come i
to .e dot yes .i t llia' foetuses in your
neyharhuod for de ran SINS of two bits
a pus.ot. '
"Yet, ash, tee betisi�' O&M."
"As Yoe bey bio a tallrbsr of dim club
for de las' two y'n• you mai he aware
4 de tack dat fortune -tepee', millet'
dream -books aa all dat sort of nnD.....
MR shin our rales. A potters who sots
oat to hey hie toter predicted as stilt
So d. head ; de Fuson who takes lame,
to pendia it am a karr.. I shall sue -
pond Tow from membership fur three
soothe, aa' if we b'ar dat you am still
!s ds .sidle.' biases you wdl be ex -
pentad for Read Yes kin pet on your
kat as' go."
Invisible was badly broken up. and
there ware tears is kis eyes es be pawed
out. Wiles he had Supe the provident
oestinasd :
"I want to so to dim large, cultivated
aald relined audience dat de fate of ID-
'Isibl Jackson will be de fate of arty
Adder member wbu am foetid so far off
his balsam as to b.rzanta'irter fortune -
!ellen, no matter how ehaair deer prto.a.
My experience in lis world hae taught
me
1. If day' was anything in bad ones
1'd bw his an angel keg alto.
2. It dor' was seething in had ones
I'd hen bio de odder place store I was
I..mey rare old.
S. It am worry plesusot to be told dat
von as 'silos to fall hair to grant rich-
es, bat dat doss' buy 'caters Dor pay
rent.
• Oaly Mei in as hato work, ani
• sty glob weals as wast s, execs* to
s
leave babelieve is fortan.-telliu.'.
L. If it ams predi.l.d dat a man am
twine to her a goat piece of lack he'll
wt down in some saloon tu wait far it.
6 If it am ptredisted dM b. am Rein.
w M. a treat Wobble, he'll p home an
Osseo his Info as' Ask bis children.
"I wars ye to let tea hell bizne+a
aloe.. A dollar a day •s' a steady lob
will pas oat mo' soapy is six months
man all 4. lortona.tsllan in ds world
kis bring ye in fifty jars Dar' am jig
as essay Rood dr..tmmt as had, an' nae.
of 'pa en wort de powder ao blow up aa
air boss eine nicht her meant eua•
:kia' a thousand jars ago, bit day am
• Played out slim. It you Lear d. 'death.
lade is a wall it's Jost ss muck a sign
dM you am gwias to Gad a dimmed pis
•e the road se it ar' dat some d the
family am rine to din afore the y ar is
nae. Lt ea mow pick up de abmorsaal
bisese et de mortem.."- Detroit Fine
Paas.
Mame rsa PANT. -It the feet are
render or painful attar log walking .x
. tending, great relief Gan b• had by
lathing them in salt water A handful
of salt to a gallon of water is the right
proportion. Have the water as hot as
eaa e..sf..rt.bly be borne. Immerse the
foot awl Moron the water .ver the Igo
a. fag .s the hoses with the hand.
Abs the weber b.eos.s inn cold, rub
briskly with a gosh towel This method
V mod night and morning, will care
N ostalgia .f the feet
-I eallal a few days ago, said a sain-
tlier,
ain-slier, es . isms whose Aero was ,..ry ill
-hardly .:pasted to move,. The
stain were marrow. ere.it.tl awl dark
Ile threw anew the dogs d tin room in
slosh hie elf* My is soder to give no
light as 1 wpaaiw, mod sad.
WW1 to . be board by his seek
Is. � � gide t� BAKING
at Ming wee be hr I dst't know
CAIPBELL: S
ONIC
ELIXIR
--mow
Thla agreeable yet potent �pl1�I�N,..�
Dina ie especially adapted fur trskllMf
aid cure of that clam of dieosdet*
.l tendan. upon a low or reduced state
u(the 'Iynteut, and usually amour,ied
4 PALE.. Weakness and Palan
of the Heart. l'r..mpt resuwill
follow its Ase 111 ares of tiuddett F:*•
loow,i•m initiate front !versa of Blood,
Acute ur throats 1►la.aere, and 111 the
weakness that invariably accompanies
the recovery frail Wawa.; Friers. No
remedy wall give ,..or'pertly ri lief ha
I)) miepou• or ludigt'stiws, its action tau
the stomach being that of a gentle and
harmless wide, exciting the organs of
digestion to action, and thus affording
leaned tato and ,wrntai.eut relief The
raruleadve properties of the d:Berent
aotuati,t which the Elixir teetotal
realer it awful in Flaw/mit Dyspepsia
It is a valkaldo rruiedy fur Atones
Dyspepsia, *bleb li apt to corer M
Drama of a gouty) e1.:tfacter.
For Impoverished Mood, Loss of
A l •petite, i)eepnndescy, sad In all case
where an effective and certain suite.
laud is to uirt.1 Lht Elixir will be
found invaluable.
lu Fevers of n )Islarial Type, and
the various evil resulte following expo-
sure
xposun to the cold or wet weather, it will
prove a valuable restorative, aa the
continuation t.1 Cachous. Canny and
b•rpenteris are universally recognized
as specifics for the above-naiutd dis.r-
dera
eSsid by an llsalees is Family Melidtsn.
Prim, Al per Bailie, ea
RIE Routes for
Davis & Lawrence Co. (Lamas.
i
SOW: AORSTTI,
Hoariest, P.Q.
WEINIMP
PIRBY DA.ve• -es
PAIN -KILLER
PRINTING
EERY DESCR!PTION
EXECUTED WITH
Ur YOU WANT 1r,YCt; WANT
RGAI
CALI. AT THC-- --
Er TOV WAN
s
•
C. McINTOSB
$46,.'tbyns. IMwa rtto:.. harp.
.eMaatt) ad.l.w{ to his well -
selected hock, choice
Toronto Cash Store' Groceries,
I whick will M found to con, pate favursbI),
both as regards quality and prier. wlt)/
any ether •totk in itt. Idnit�.
THE FILL STOCK
IS NOW oO]iPI.IIDTE.
MIA II are turned to vogue aid easmtse tl. qus!Ity and price.11
TEAS AND SUGARS
A SPECIAL r\.
In returuh.g thanks to my ruaonlers fe
their patronage. I mould al.0 Incite any Nk-
R.m.mber the Mand : THE TORONTO CASH STORE are who will, to cols and lnsper t my stock.
0==.6.., .A., Ma,riacer_ f o. L. IdcINTOSH.
Routh West *As of Ile Square
1011-3ta oederteb• Feb. Isth. Ilett.
S I -al lb $qs 1 ]Atli.
•ra`atmlwrwre.la�. -
MRS. -C. H. G1RVIN PLANING M71°ILL
581 A BUSH ED 11
ii
OFFERS FOR SALE HER
MTV and BMW
m =coitus:map eT
I'Ay.t,iaas, Ministers, Xissi000rire,
lfontrecre 4J Fertivia. Work -Maps.
Pl ttitt('sa, Nitrate to !laoapitals,
-tis sate, e.erytiode everywhere
who Ams carr y.ets U a tnmL
IaTr.s .l LT •17x1 WIT* A
Woo: GLAND or SOOT MILK Alta
$10A$, IT WILL SS POIIED
• Navas VAHIJae
crag TOt
SUDDEN COLI& CiIILLS, COX-
1.E'tTION OR STOPPAGE 01
CIRCULATION, CRAMPS,
PAiNS IN THE STOMACH, SUM-
MER AND BOWEL COMPLAINTS,
SORE THROAT.ic.
APPL1$w SITgamA LLT,
ixritlENCIL sae raOvas IT TIS toe./
LPrIterira Aa. seer La5IO*iT vs.
L•atg I:r iSiOTIai PAIS PAIS
salami riOY
SPRAINS. BRUISES, RHEUMA-
TISM, NEURALGIA, SWEL7.EH
FAC,, T*EYTtIACHE.
BUR\S, F11n8T BITES, ix., it
!toss. pe- Bettie:
INT Dewar, of Imitations. "St
CAMPBELL'S
CATHARTIC
COMPOUND
Is effective IN small
doses, acts wtthoat
griping, does sot oo
• twee. and
will not create irri-
tation and congestion
as do many of the
usual cathartics ad-
ministered !n the
fora) of PlDa. Ac.
]Adis and Chil-
dren h vtcg the :awes sensitive stn
maths take this medicine without trou-
ble or complaint
Ceara:Lab Cemysitete• Cowpofwe
f• especially adapted for the euro of
LITE, COMPLAINTS Anti Btt.Iocs Ms-
oaosas.
Fos ACID RTOMAcs ADD Lous or At•
PITIT*.
Fos RICK HIADAcia A,. Dverars.A.
Foe Cowsnearsoa oa COaTIviumaa
FOS ALL COMMA rlrTS Antal SO Floe A
DaomDiiio /TAT* or TMS STO-
W/ICS.
This inedielne being 1. fl',nid toren,
tbe dose ass be madly regulated to
meet the requirements .,f different per-
sona, Mos making It equally well
to the tee of the little oblld se
to adult. Put up in three ounce
bottlra, and sold by all dealers in
family medicines.
Pre ;.' n.!. 2.3 Calk.
CA,MPplax .T six
41.4rPSZ.1." 4,�
asmi.t,r'r•
.10atam erm 0
sass u, !ws'b ausad i 1
Ir m Heraf�•.pe Node
oarNekesimisa
..tt
sg .ee e ,,,.• ealst.f V• Aware et Cheek
r...... sad is abs eenlwres thin taw.La,
ace mpsi t thrwe.vsry len Wiesbe Irma
Ne weedy Ailice mid is
1tik
.• , rear .ad cvRT$sl
• f
tall Ay all /ae krt ea YalanAsr.
pivis WWE)=11OS.a+slrti)
SALA AMNIA
MOMVtsate T.Q.
•
uuNN'S
AND
, ' DISPATCH
'AT A
BA RSC -AIS,
As she is desirous of rcIiring fr•,rn buyine..s.
IT IS THE OLDEST MILLINERY BUSINESS IN THE TOWN
Address by letter or in person,
MRS. C. H. GIRVIN,
Goderich, Ont.
Bachanan, Lawson : RObil868
iIAN I. r ACrOatt. o1
Sash, Doors & Blinds
Dt•Lwns 11. •LI. KIND* 01
Lumber, Lath, Shin1les
and bullder'a ia:.lrrlal of every deecriptios.
SCIMOL FURNITURE A SPECIALTY.
Of order prenptlyfatteietedro.
Ooderic k Aug. 2. 1643. 1-17
The People's Livery
tor
MISS WILIMEZINTGOT..
SIGNAL Tho Lato1 Freic and American Styles
HATS, BONNETS
IIVELOPES
•Weak mai llama.
t �Mpsm.as..b: _ilapl .� 1
FODDER
..shp 0,....< ampsirt
'•..a Ilre. THECOOK'S1EST mem
land", the eve,
r.et.__y_ . e • r
� HP/ iFE
" "',,...♦
Business Envelopes
We are prepared t.Ihvelopsa fa sty
rifted/7, at tt
LOW PRICES:
A Geed No. i White $nvelepe at
80c. per M, or 2c. a fr'k'ge
A Good N.. a White Eaveiops at
81.10 per M, or 3c. a pk.
A Heed N.. 7 White Envelope at
81.25 per M. or 4c. a pk.
A ileal 11o. 7 White 'lavetope at
$ 1.40 per M, or 4c. a ¢k.
A Geed Iia 7 White fnv.lope ea
81.75 per M, or 5c. a pk.
Half lir Quarter 7'feoesede at ram. rain Y
INN hr Throated loots. -
Ladies' Envelopes,
tin wars hist smut, is the market ise the
=O.ed gummy iwdlos• Sewn« Kovelepr.
5 Cetyls a'P'k ge, 25 in.Pk.
ria. Qawl:ty Ladies' Nooar, Ravelop• 1
7c. a bk. or 4 bks for 25c.
sacl Them
"THE SIGNAL"
PRINTING OFFICE.
Feathers, Flowers, Fancy
Etc.. Etc Etc
I
s
The -Chicago House
Agent for Domestic Patterns.
WENT STREET. OODERiCP_
&Wderie April 11th . Mil
1.12
DANIEL GORDON,
CABINET MAKER
AND LEADING
UNDERTAKER.
Asps ea• advertise, last I can tb eki Neck ea bawd tie say twobeawia t��h
FUR ITU`RE.
i bar. now on head MIdillarent styles of Bedroom Puttee. 0 lit ares' .tyle. n! t.debosrda. 3
Porter Salta.. and alo.oet anythlmg fA the Furniture !hue. ell et which will be sold
A8 rfE*P AS THF CHEAPL T, AND DORT YOU FORGET i1'.
la the UNDFRTAKINO 1 give persoeai attention. sal the herein now of orally 10 years
expeirience. i think 1 have the heat Hearses is the Coanty of Harm - -1 will leave the blit
to Jedt(c. I have everythi.g usully kept 1a • irrtcL+s establishment. each a. f
as Rhroel•. debits. Gloves, Crapes. 2c lmkalslag deo. when required.
Sari Guarantee to give.atlataetlon V every ova..
ni,D STAND BETWEEN P. 0. AND BANK OF MONTREAL
O.d.rich. err. «h, lin. Ittl•tm
JOH KNOI, Proprietor,
The ub.rr(bor is prepared to urni.h the pab
Ile with
The Finest Rigs
AT REASONANLL PRICED
CALL AND Dalt l S-Oppe the Colb.r
Rete Gedencb.
aederteh. Feb. nib IS ltee
HURON AND BRUCE
LOAN AND INVESTMENT COMPANY
This Cowpony .a Loaning !(wary on Farr
Security et Lowest hetes of interest.
MORTGAGES PURCHASED.
SAVINGS BANK BRANCH.
3, 4 and 5 per Cent. Interest Allowed w.
Deposits, according to alnu,..t
and tints left.
OFFICE: -Cor. of Market Square and North
Stmt, Goderich.
HORACE HORTON,
Mat*an
Gracia Ans.1th lite. 11M
HARKNESS
Lug BALM
' Restores grey
hair to its ns
;tarat color, r
moves Dandruff
stops the hai
frees failing
increases in,
t
i growth, and wit
sot soli the akin.
As a hair dres
sing. it bas a
supnior. Guar
.steed hermits.
Prepared by
Har Co.
Leaden, Ont.
Sad by all
Aad DembR
`.l
GODERICH BOILER VOBNS
PA T E N T S TLIOO corns PER mac. Chrystal 84 Black
CAVEATS, TRADE NAGS ANO CSr1RI:NT$
Obtained. and all healon /n the U.S. Petaled
Moes.1 tended t0 at MOI/KRATR FKE4.
Oar oleo✓+ is opposite the U. R. Potent 01 -
wed we oar .Male Pales in I. time -
thaw shun, (rote WASHINGTON.
Seed MO RI. OR ORA* IA(7. We ad-
visees to parentaMlityI free of energyand
weA0CHARE UNLESS ,, OB-
TAIN
B-
ra�(I
ereeve.
We rater, here. to the Poeu.aMNer.rhe &amt,
we Moe Merl' OfficialsDir.. and 1 eials of the
U. 8. �t OAtor. For circular. advice.
terns sad Peerrncea to actual client, in your
own Brat. at Otese y. write he
It A.ONOW w..
Oppa.lte Patriot OSc.. Washington. D. C.
$!i 6,000,000 PEOPLE US1r
FERRY'S SEEDS
0. 01s $S•a wi00.
n*.
ant MIMI
•
T.
IIIAor Lb• mead
Oa
Alt them=
"sew IMO Anoh.
sr/ #w Ad+em
s, al. NM Ail
W leakier. Abse.
a130I0E-
Fruits and►o�i��Ilian�l�1�
►
CA_ OA3E1I)0N ',
weer as...t. neer Mr real asses. Yueh►rS
bee the eb.ioest nesertsa..t of
FRUI
sad cONYIICTTONEi.T. The Stark N war.
Fresh Oysters I
The Mat brands of Oiratara Is balk av W rho
eRw- Iles the large Melt .f CA N Di Ei-
eery tmit.
Ilag.t d Ms. CARDONE.
eatiw elrealali . Doilyleadr
(aad Weekly Fe
PreOUT FAMILY I IIMPAPER 1N CANADA
KAITAILISHIlike Y[Aae.
hemmers. seitem.sent t
vain Imlpr.vems.N :
12 ream wsw.i
&ISG OT WLEKLIES!
-THE-
ree r ress
LONDON.
The Agricultural Department :s a noted
feature of the -Free Prow" being always es
be the tlmne, and caudated by persona prat
Cleary skilled in Farm Work.
ALL THE NEWS
IN e'1:7Ry Telegraph, Telephoto), Matt and Correa-
pesdence up le the beer of pelsiratlns.
A^.e.al "arkrr tievwrttarne Aa-lealferal /lw
M. . r TaJosag.
wlirw, rrufuw Pva, capital
.wr ►n.• 1 Moe sod Thine op
a ... rr,r .n 1100
Manufacturers of all kinds of
STATNMRT, MARINE, UPOIORT AND HAULM
BOILERS.
GALT PANS, SMOKH STACKS
and all kinds of Sheet Iron wort.
MUM ASR WATER mfrs rin'rl�icri
Ceeeteetl7 ee hisi. ,
Oa hand, ready for delivery :
1 se 14►. New MMI
1 $ i.r. i.w teller.
A Complete 214 -hail Threshing Oittit
Roller, Entine Separator. o ..11 . 'two,
rk
woing ordt
order. Will be sold cheap.
Mail order* will receive prompt anemia
Werke t Opp. C. T. N. I IM4s..
P.O. BOX 581.
Goderich, May 1.114 lt)<.
PST THE T1,1/44 FOR TNFAMILY HIGQINS'
•r s..e.l. eh wiftnld sagerll look• E V R E K
.e# .ek.
ARG;
a
1_ PAPER SmA.N'►ZrT
FOR P1'P.iTY. RRTItE$M. A FLAe'aR
I8 UNEQUALLED.
DAIRYM) t •
I.. /•1010. , • rewards. Tan. earl.
•12.000 fD Drea'itltq ,1 Aeewe l:""«
n • 'w 1 • p.rtIon Ertl lag me
,,, lar 1. are Press M•d
a amp) .f ,...r inr LI.t, sad ssa the
adaagge es t• Away iR
leeneeev. 1051*• • .e appIIstfen. Ate.
rflal r!M /�lp�a h .
i.n►
i.aNmes Oa
r��t�s�� � M afiwlm rbdrleahag4
read... tam'L..01 sot wi...a,
it will greatly improve rotor
BUTTER & CHEF E.
dde.y ter Wavers Asada :
Oakland's itrs Iia:
HAMILTON, ONT.
w ver P r. eircekr.a
I 56&. tea ltag..
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