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THE HURON SIGNAIf, FRIDAY, APRIL 2s, 1886. 7
Fun and Fl1ncv.
l'oli.am•r1 "You have beau eta-rdiug
here for ami boor. More un." Absent-
minded •bas -player --"deet perdue, els,
it's roar muvu.
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stated that the meet erNl Wets bo ever Se1d 1. u WW de 'sealed; et the
taw ie his life wee the acarids to .filch
Joh. A Meaduoaid gloated over the
•spaded t mpk ort ll..(dtboe over
Ale wieder iffeekeenia Several trace
done' thea essays Sir Juba sneered at
IS. ex premier sod told kis his useful-
.
It maw aatiefeotirr. to argue with two sea goad Dorms g t . eledtue Mr.
the leas who het& • 1rab murtp(ge on I Meekeemie lay for weeks daawortr.ah ill
Juer hola.stesd• Bo is always lady 1tt i in a farm ivatse i. Markham, amid toffy
swept Jeer peonies& effort was male doria[ kis illness bythe
M4.i•tar-"I .at Lbinkii. of Netting • magaaotmmts Tory chietWe anhis
new chin for the cherish. What would h.ockman, Boultbee, to board hill out
you rearmmead f" Yarubtuner (abs of • conalituong lb ti they bed alrrady
limes/flit doer to the sacred edifice; - shamefully gerrymandered : And now
'A pair of death bells." these renal .yuophaatta of a.errupt leed-
Uwt,rv[itable paver milia --The dispute or haw. the cheek to oumplimN/ the 11111111
of millets in the 'pining jourrwis. they *add neither besmirch nor crush.
There ie men ie Trey, N. Y., thawed Mr. M.ckeazis b wt the asst Canada
o "OJ..1.sb.." It a seldom you tasI.r • hes taken him to be it be does not de -
name like this.
"Yon are larged with playing a Bute
by an opeu window .1 midnight, to the
annoya.ee of year asytbbur," said the
magistrate. "Oudty or DM gear 1"
"(kitty." "Fite drdlare foe." "Bet,
your Door," protested the neighbor
who had preferred the charge, "oos.id:
eriemittb aroamstanose, the file meta
haulage/sot He played ..,sr and over
•pila, 'We are eery wide awoke, tt.
Marla W L" "O 1 Fifty dollars lea."
It i intimated that 19 per coot mese
deaths ars caused by rum in this coun-
try than by ootietry thea by hydrup
And J•1 taw are muslin dugs sad
drownise them by the he edreds is New
York, while ram is permitted to lie
shoat seeking whom it may devour.
Wheel • mesa dies frees delirium tresseas
.
cry M Biot raised to carnal• the whisky
barrels or dump them into the Zest
River to prevwt ether penman has toll-
ing elitiara.
"Mr. Trfalbalancs." said Old Brion
to the beekke.tier, "you were away two
days bat weak. "I waa, Mr. Hymn ; 1
a.mtaooed soddenly to stated the
team{ of my greedenether.' "Ah,
said the old aterchset- "quite
right, quite right Aces$ m, ooadel-
mesa. Did you bury the o11 lady r'
epos their oowplittaMM more than their
a use. (Montreal Peet •
Inst se Ma.
1 happened to at se
••'•-
the table with
Sonata Beck, of Kentucky, tied It oc-
oarred to me to ask him m what town in
Scotland he was bel.. Beck baa been
in the $,•late eight years ; he (latae in
at the seats time with Voorhees, of In-
diana, and there are only three or four
Demooratie s.Gators .t his eeniiority,
seek as Maxey, of Texas, sad Saulsbury.
of Delaware.
"1 abase from old Demetrios," mid Mr.
Beek.
"Why, that is IM town in whisk
Robert Berne diad.'
"Yes." said Mr. Bock, "sod I often
mw b.tore I left there Jean Armor,
his wife. She did not di. till 1834.
Burns himself died before the dose of
the last century. 1 went to school with
Berme' grad teatime. Joan Armour
was rather rypey-Iookiai woman, with •
hbek, sharp eye, dark skin. and she
lied lee arum, mid whoa she was std
woman would roll ap her sleeves, and
yea could see the Mab left in her
arum"
"Hest queer it is," said I "that you
ebo.Y be bdere a Uaited States
• TDs, air." "Aka Yes ; buried her. I Beesley deer the dose et the nineteenth
t f.o.t year breath that you had °eatery, sad have ease Robert Bare:
wino -that Barns whit woad like to have
. stored both the Preach and the Amari•
can twdstioea, mid dill mak. • f dM
strata that way, till the British Govern -
meet eat does w him, as an excise
mime r
said Mr. Beek, "Burns got Iia
power from his mealy indignation. He
listed to he patronized, to be ooa.id.red
as aeenetkin.gg isferriox, who might be sae•
comaged and inteedea d to somebody.
Tk. regime that he takes his rank io the
wield is that 1w first drew the character
of the •.terwl area Walter Scott never
saede a poor masa aa.ih. All his poor
are' Mliag serfs or cosmos' forks.
.over drew het eve character among
the poor which had .. volt-••.tios
and that net ml�--
s..l s -
that wee Jeanie
Dena. 8hek•pea e'apoor are
literatureelf loom. The !Sri -
tele
tai. had sever n.a•ured a Iran for his
natural west! amid equal glair till Berns
e d hiss up from the esatesta et his own
Iniad .0d spirit"
red her. (Lied dad i Is-
reported Oram Landon that the
Conservatives sew fabliau. This is wet
r unnatural. Th. 0seeervstives .sways
oatile tint and reasot leer. Ass g wer-
a thing, Gladsome msasees to work to
the/est smile.
tM slummsprayer
eerad� Melt.
remeimer.
Ins the senshta. tweet
IffilMates
_*too peAews.btalssun 11w
Lw(fk swot =aim quite
e a bel beawesl
Tar hsret dtew.eel were.
s dense p deek'er.
♦ a y. • tatty
Ot tela, nail • woodworker !
Within Um ukwr�els iinteprayer she teat:
desk die Ad leap rogue obey
demi Ove Islt
That aM'm r•
Mr. Curran is vary revere es his d.-
neweiatiees of the Grit Oiu.._maa
This is perfectly sett- There is au toes
to hit track.
the 1Awery to e.rwpee
& M-
The Cenedr P bee some
further tetmmft• about the Riot questa',
which we quote to fell Io speaking el
"moves" it might, however, have added
that the b•veronsset 1 that
work by deciding' Riel's fate by the poli -
tial effect it would have: -
"There is nosh thing pai.ful:y bemi1-
itttieg to the ,creak that we arta bear
and read about the late parliamentary
fight on the Riot question. It is said
that Mr. Blake made a bad `move', that
the est e.teee 'bolters; as they are call -
'w ed, made a bad 'move,' that the irovern-
meet made a good '.eve,' that tb.
Rouges made • good 'more,' for they
will gain vete. is Quebec, and that the
liberals who voted with the govern-
ment also made a good 'move,' for they
will be able to hold their Beate in t ita-
rio. The &bimetal fact which underlies
all chi. talk about good and bad 'moves'
is that polities is Canada is a seine .t
which oar repwsteti•es are playing.
The eereedof the uafnrtunate Riel is a
pobtieal AIM board ow which our mem-
b.r. maks 'seven' It never occurs to
the peeps -..d they belong to both
pSIWmi--•rhe .peak sad write in this
way that Edward Blake may base each a
r • eeewei..ememoa. It never memo
es �iws of tamer late& that the .i*teew
may haws tboaeht they were
right. It i. eat of the question
to.pper for a h.ament that theov-
eramm ent sad thewho voted with them
aaty have bed tome regard to their duty
whoa they trotted as they did. All thn
were simply
s„ 'heves' Wen, it the political
ki
life of this °Matrywla
he• so
deer•aded that two Mils picked
men play • game ever the teepee of s
helfbreed, it might have hese es well to
w the beltbr.eds to take possession
.4 the ' threest, and 11 ntiwbt be as
well to emu. other nation to take
firthe remainieu pushes . of
*it A country that plays
1 game Over • corp.. cannot bet airway.
We would fain hope that no considerable
number of those who todk part in the
oMBtoeemy wets so lost to deems, ea to
they 1*re playing a Rome. Many
diem, we are certain, never thought
• of the kind. The wont feature
a
b tent so essay on both Bids
tel is ptlliiameet, eeneidered
• OM* Raise. If those people
are propedl repreeSmted, thea it was •
Roma. Their reprometstives may he
✓ better than thet.edva We bops they
are."
1
ti.rf revs eel ase Mr..I.eavr.es.
F Y7 ,sees they heaped wwow*landm.bey apore this rause Alel-
des Il(sateelafe at the mad of that time
r,dreoe Was fres pewee by nese of the
moat barefaced freed* that eves wse
p*1lie i off' am credulous people. Pour
,Dan ago Sir John A. Msodonsld tat
Alf Aetdtbre down dews in a roan in
Ottawkauthorised him to worry -
Wei York .e that W vetera.
L� avt 1••• a Awe pi elec-
t/net ; *See Mr. Mechem* beokra
11 health, wade a p .sosab appeal to the
=set M servo sod eat sp the soma
b MA Ile 1M111pgalead, ( d him le mot a low ty
.atmigar sad r.ftra*i M (Mew the em.Nt-
t Is retard me K ere. Sward
isms rag bis amain is 'SO Mr. Trow
1
&shit of whom fns errata elm or • r
"The Newish race," nand Sesrter Bluer
"are • load al Western JPs. They ase
just as b0Rb,,aubbure dad tonic -five/
.s the Jews. tie es 000 said of 11e m
that they kept the Sabbath and eery
cuing else they could get.'
Mir. Seek said of Burr that be, had
dooe more to destroy the old, aeras
Calv.ism et Scotland than auyb,dy
else, sad he wo,derad if ay other per.
awl bed s000mplirbed anything against
it. In the Inst stanza of "Holy Willie's
Prayer' he threw a bomb -shell into the
wh .le Calvenistio doctrius.
Said I : •'Mr. Beck, Jul a Knox, how-
ever, created the Scotch character, dud
he not r
"Yes ; 1 suppose he did. Burns was
• universal ammeter, eke spuk• for
masa and his right., but Ku. x gave the
Sootttsh pope• weir eduot-us. H.
made them believe that every ons .1
them -man, woman and child --wad the
special oresttua of Gad, governed by
laud thrrt.ww4�b the mind and soul, end
that, tbeeafure, they must iget to work
and teens to read ad to write, and the
race was very tar &deemerd in the six-
teenth o.atery, when it gave the ruling
dyu.ty to England, and has produced
lung hue of poets, philosophers, review-
ers and inventors. Th. Scotch raw is
hard of ,.ue:f," said Mr. Beck, ''but it's
i..doeow in oar day is due to old John
Knox making them individuals and not $
b ed. -[C of Boston
0:o11e.
THS OOONTO BINK&
1 a. aseamisr Gees Dews 1. She ansae feet
.< Weller.
The ill fated steamer OooMto, after
is 'mewling with wind, wave amid ie. for
four months and drifting nearly 710
moles from the place when she lar
wrack oo that stormy night in Decem-
ber last, has gOes to the bottom of gag.
haw Bay, going down about eters ob.
was hawed up in the storm of last weak
reser North Isla d.
Yr. Merriam'. of Port Heron, repro
tenting the wrecking company which has
oueteacted with the insurance companies
to resew the steamer, arrived in Se -
me City yesterday tram B.Jtort He
states that eke lies in 14 test of water
with the water two fed .isve the mein
deck, end that four men succeeded is
boarding her on Faturdaj, and report
her .. 1n good condition. Later Mr
Merriman ewdesvor.d to reach her, Mut
could not ea a000unt of oke los. The
tag Peter Smith wee to have lett Bey
City yeaterd*y .morning for the Oeoato,
but whoa ready to de too her
was informed that the ete.a-' had gone
down, and be dsn.squsntly did not leave
ppoorrtt.. As soon as the ice disappears .4
IcMntty to permit of wort being done •
wrecking outfit will be sent from Hume
and she will be rained.
1f the steamer is raised and is then
foxed to be staunch eel seaworthy, it is
understood that she will he converted
Into a t and used for towing
papoose.
MggPFPFMAMMIN
Riu V OLUTION
CALL AND SEF
THE-
TB1EMEI WOUS
DR1URII1S
I31MAIDFLIWIE3
BOOK - STORF
NOW MING (written AT
One Ttia1iILConiine.
11s 1fM.trla.la>.B -of 4.1ilr
Niapome
FIRST-CLASS GOODS
AT LOW PRICES
MALS QUICK SALES
JAS. IMR1E,
Moorhouae's Old Stand, Court House Square,
G-ODERIOH-
•C. DETLOR 8z Go.
WILL Orreit POR 30 DAV•
SPECIAL BARGAINS
gess Goods
Tweeds,
Mantle Cloths,
azld
Ready -Made g..
CALL AND SEE T14EM-
7
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Mar. 11, 1886. The People's Store, Ooderich.
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GEO. II. BROWAI,
Weeeees0r to DR. W HITELY.I
PHARMACEUTICAL CHEMIST.
Haring lately added a rivet Stock of
Drugs, Dye Stufiit, Perfumery, Eto.,
to the already weft -selected stock begs to inform the citizens of Oodertch that 0e N now able
Misapply them wile PURI DRUGS and CHEMICALS at Reasonable Prices.
PRESCRIPTIONS A SPECIALTY.
SOLE AGENT FOR
SLOAN'S iia. yIAN TONIC,
gaTh. Greeters Blood Dueller of the ate. Every Bottle Oaaranued.
Sunday Hoare 7-10 to 11 a.m.; 2 to 4 p.m.: 610 to 9.30 p.m.
*Mon Block. Goderlek, Feb. 411.. M.. 10011!
Crouching $uiat.
GRAND TKt;lthi
rias.
Kt Mined. Mixed.
Goer -roe 15.r. I ( Ji -20 p.m I 3:46 p is
Westford I Ar. I. ism 3.36 p.m i 7:33 par
w Orr.
Mi:ed. Mixed. Escrow.
0 p.m
Uudark► Ar. 10:10•.n. 3.66 p.m e:44p.se
Stratford I,v I eaa.Mt 11 IS p.m I•
Amusements.
/101) RIi'tt MECHANICS' 114911-
-•TCTr. 1.1 It It AitV AND RICA LUNG
1100M, .ver. of Kaat street and tigers IMP
attire.
Open trees 1 to s p.m., and front 7 to N p.m.
ABOUT 1009 V11LK 1N LiIIKARYt
Leading Doi/y, N•.r,Wy and Illustrated
Papers, Mos -mimes, Av., o. Pile.
MKMBHUS111P TICK irr. ONLY SEM.
granite( free use of Library dad Reeding
Room.
Application fur meait.ereblp reserved by
Librarian. in rose.....
J. H. COLHORNK. AI.l.X. MORTON.
Pro.tdent. Secretary.
Goderict, March 12th. 105. 10.-
C.A.NAIRN
HAS ZYICRYTHINO
YOU WANT
IN
GflUCEBIES
NEW AND FRESH
TOR
1886.
He i. showing • apleadid assortment of
China and fflSSUI8.
Come in and look. if you don't buy,
No Trouble to Show Goode.
Goderich Foundry and, Machine Works, c A. NAIRN,
Runoiman Pros., Proprietors. Court House Sgware.Ooderlek
Dee. 1tk. 104.
CNTTIACTS TAgEN FM StUl MINES, IMAMS MM. IMO OTHER ■ACNIIER1 WARTED. (3ODERIGF3
Flouring Pills Changed to the (}radual Redaction System, PLANING MILL
Hone Powers, Grain Cru.htes, Straw Cotten, Agricultural Furnaces,
Stoves, etc., etc., at Low Prices.
Rai ABLISHIED 1655.
Buehagan,Lawson : Robinson
MANVrACTCyrr 01
All Kinds of Castings ahfade to Order. Sash, Doors & Blinds
R. W. Rtixcamerr.
J. B. Remotes.
Oel risk, 0.,.15,1.01
CARLOW.
JUST ARRIVED, a very heavy purchase of
SPRING GOODS,
Comprising some very nice Dress Goods, Colored and Black
Kid Gloves, Haberdashery, Shirtins, and the finest lot of
English, Scotch and Canadian Tweeds ever shown at Carlow.
My Motto from this date: -WONT RE UNDERSOLD.
CLOVER SEED FOR SALE,
Good sed heck.
I give all a cordial invitation to all tad inspect.
7_ 1-1_
CARLOW.
NOW COMPLETE !
NOW COMPLETE ! PIAN°S.
Da.L1118 IN ALL tttrna OF
Lumber, Lath, Shingles
sod builder's mete. lel of every de ctiptga.
WCM601 FUNgir118E A SKclAMT1.
EWA Order peomptlylttttea4ed tis.
Ooderi.k Ana. 2.111113. Lly
A CHOICO STOCK OP
EMIT se CVO nes,
a-' d 3- es_
SPECIAL WI1$ 10
Dress '.Goodsp
Shirtings,
and Tweeds.
Sighest Price Paid for Butter &Eggs.'
GEORGE ACHESON.
THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE.
0ee.rtsh, Ape lets, ire
BOOTS &SHOES
=Do"CT•T e ' •SC# Wedc%LZp
Req t. •nnoa• 00 to the Public that they have opened business in the above Rtor
in the store latelyby Horace'Newton Having purchased a large and
well ainettad stook ate1 tR aid Summar Goode stelae figures we *redetermine
to give the Public the benefit.
PIANOS. PIANOS.
HA V INC SECT BED THR�
Agency of Cuisine's Celebrat-
ed High Claes Pianoforte's, Manatee-
lured
anateelured by Messrs. ranee a Rhea, d
• Tomato, 1 am prepared to aril the
Name u Moderate Prices and on easy,
Having • thorough knowledge of the
manufacture of Pianos. and what material
of aterial and red felts are required to
nuke a first-class instrument, intend-
ing purehaters will Ilnd it to their ad-
vantage to consult me before purcbas- it/
ttrg.
rush". and tepatries ■ npeelalty.
LXAII work warranted first-class.
Orders left at the Rook !+torr•. of M re. Q
Cle.
ook or MUntier. la promptly atteudedi .
FI)W'D I. !MOWN.
PIANOS. PIANOS. PIANOS.
Oodrri.h. Rept. 1161h. 100. 9611 t
The People's Livery
,ter sTA
QUI SLL*$ 3111 PiOFITS TILL BE OUR ICTTD
'Plesse cell sad eiesnfs• orwr goods bora,.psrehaaing elsewhere.
11/-Rmsa mbar the plsea, nest door 10 J. Wilson's Drug Stora.
)»O.Mem wort will resolve or special attention.
JIIP`Worme but the hest of materiel weed end first -elms wahines .employed.
jta lleparirtg meetly dose on the slimiest valise
DOWNING & WEDDUP
JOU I10!, Prtiprietor.
The same 1 to furnish thepub
Inc with
The Finest Rigs
AT R A$ONABLS PRICKS
CA -1. AN11did Lid-Oppealt the Colborn
Hoa 0.Meto1.
O oderle0. Feb. 1110 10 199e -
H gGvnApS
¥ELLOWEHL
FREEMAN'S
WORM POWDERS.
Ara piedra. t.. take. CawYtn their awn
PateaNva 1 a a eary sae+. sad •rMle."..
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