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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1885-7-24, Page 6+►.•/'+�-Y.woo.." TM Ate.a • ,� T 1/ i , •�. R, .x •r r r WNW fiie,JAVA ,alit k • ,g. 04,, J 1 '•' 1 ,' oxws u +,..,ww•tflr/Y'" it ,� . B ; xN...l @ (' d i :,-..r•Itw�r . `•ISIXOrtait"J^. �? ..121200,2t4.01.11/1.04.11r,.d%f I j. -I 7 in aqiwuka 714 " tea asy THE HUNON SIGNALe PaStkat > iii C' _.. ,11115.! a 0 ' r ► .r 6 Che Posts Colmer. d:.e ora ap Lead. Good merrew. tear nsiud with lashes flews. t'ea yw Nit ell the war re - W omareed Tew&t O. Ibls was and that was -ether men, RU Mattes ap emcees grumble' will deep. Ti. lionise the bay's trembles away. Tie learn i me (bat cress weeds sever will pay. T -s hstp.ag lumber. 'tie eewtag •1 rats, lis reserve aad pleetne. 'ole aortae 4b. wets. 'Tie loving tad ..Ulttg. turgettlag 1. laws, 0. that is the way to Womanhood Tows. Just wait. my brave lad -oar tmoeseet 1 pray. Itaaboud Town Iter when -w you tell me the way 0. by tolling sad trying we reach that Istel - A bit with the head. a b.t with the bead - 1 Ashy clltobiag up the steep hW Work. Tis by keeping ot,t of the wide street Shirk. T. by always taking the weak ones pert. Tie by giving mother a hope) hear,. fie by keeping bad thoughts and &otiose dews. O. that is the way to II/mimed Tows. And the lad and the amid ala flied %LISA_. their fair estates M the were- se Lad. . DON'T DO IT. :able Manners Put in a Prohibit- ory Form. wn"etbtngTbatNW be grad by All the &iris and %esrty all Ia. ,ming fret - Seep e. Dos'T as an incited guest, be late to Loner. This is a wrung to your bust, to cher emote. and to the dinner. DOH t be late at the domestic table, as thus is a wrong to your family, and is • t calculated to promote harmony and p•.od feeling. Don't seat yourself until the ladies are seated, or, at s dinner -party until your Lost ur hostess gives the signal. Dont sit a foot off from the table, nor sit jammed up against it. Dont tuck your napkin under your • nor spread it upon your breast. F:.bs and tuckers are for the nursery. Don't spread your napkin over your lap ; let it fall over your knee. Dont est soup from the end of the spoon, but from the aide. Dont gurgle. t..•r dew in your breath, nor mate other L,•tami when eating soup. Dunt ask for second service of soup. Don't bend over your plate, nor drop y nr head to ,;et each mouthful. Keep so upright attitude as uearly an you can without hong stiff. Don't bite your bread. Break it off. Don t break your bread into your soap. Don't eat with yuur knife. Never pat y .ur knife into your mouth. (Is this incite unnecessary ' Go into any res- taurant and observe.) Cut with your knife ; take up food with your fork. Don't load up the fork with food with your knife, and then cut it, as it were. to your mouth. Take up on the fork what it can reedy carry. and no more. Don't use • steel knife with fie.. A silver knife is now placed by the side of each plate for the tish coarse. Don't handle fork or knife awkardly. glow to handle knife and fork 7911 can be acquired only by observation anis i,ractice. D •n t stab with the fork, or carry it as if it were a dagger. Always carry food to the mouth with an inward carte of the fork or spoon. Don t eat fast. or gorge. Tike always peaty of time. Haste is vulgar. Dunt till your mouth with ton much fool. nor masticate audibly. Eat gent- ly and quietly and easily. Don't spread out your elbows when y-• are cutting your meat. Keep yuur. eibuwe clues to your side. Don't, when you drink, elevate your e; ass as if you were going to stand it in- verted on your h ,.e, as some do. Bring the glass perpendicularly to the lips, and then lift it to a slight angle. Do this easily. Don't eat vegetables with a spoon. Eat thele with a fork. The rule is not t, eat anything with a Ip e n that can be eaten with a fork. Don't devour the last mouthful of e• up. the last fragment of bread. the last to irsel of food. It is not expected that your plate should to sent away cle.n.ed by your gastronomic exertions. Don't lace your knife and fork on your plate when you send it for a Neond ncpoly. I . roost reject bits of bone, or other sub- stances, by spitting them back into the plats. Quietly eject them open your f,rl, holding it to your Iaps, and then place them ea ti. pieta. litilteliterati may be removed by the fingem. Dont apply to your neighbor to pew articles whew the servant is a head. Don t finer articles ; don't play with your napkin, or your goblet, or yo.r fork. or with snything cmi y, .ur face or board with your napkin. Draw it acmes your laps >psatly. Dont turn ;oar bad: to on. pima for the purpose of talking to another : don t talk across the our seated neat to Don t foiget that the la(iy sitting at your side has the first claim on your at- tention. Dont talk when your month in full --- never, in feet, have your mouth full it is more healthful sol in better taste to eat by small morsels. Don't be *whammed. Endeavor to b. self-poeeemed sad at mise ;to accom- ye. Is l 't fail, *t leave* ettf) ,ley Dtt. i 1,Tire a the sin/ w hea the standing , sad thea attempt al .orreetsses of " . 111 b. vulgar. but dual os the other band, show Wit you ale trying hard not to be vulgar. It is Deter to make esiai.kes titan to be ooestlouatly strugghsg not to make them. Don't drink too mach wise. (Don't drink wise at sill Don't thank bunt or hostw for your dinner. humus plumate in the enter- taintewt, when you depart - that is all. Doe't drink front your meow. While you must &rood this vulgarity, dm's take notice :,1 at,or of any mistake of the kind, when committed by others It is re- bated that •t the table of an English Prisma rustic guest poured his tea into his saucer, much to the visible amuse - went of the court ladies and gentlemen present. Whereupon the prince quietly poured his own tea into his .auc.r,th.r•e- by rebuking his illmannered court, and potting his guest in countenance. Don t carry your spoon in your tea or coffee cup ; th•s habit a the canoe fre- quentlyof upsetting the cup. Int the spoon ie in the saucer. Dont smear a slice of bread with but- ter ; break it tufo small pices, and then outer. Dent break an egg into • cup or glass, say English authontirs, but eat it always from the shell. Don't read newspaper or book at table, if other are seated with you. Don't decorate your stirt•froot with eggs ur coffee, drippings, and don't orna- ment your cwt lapels with gre.e epos. A tittle care will prevent these accidents Few *nes are more distateful than to see a gentlennan bearing upon hie ap- parel .ocular evidence of his breakfast or lis dinner. Don't stretch acmes your neighbor's plate in otter to reach anything. Dou't put your knife in the butter, ur in any other dish. Don't -but it ought to Le unnecessary to say this -suck your fing- ers, if a remnant of food chances to at- tach to them. Don't introduce when at table. Don't rise from the table until the meal is finished. There are probably others which our indulgent readers will recall for themaelves , The rules of the table seem to some parsons very arbitrary, no dnubt,but they are the result of the mature experience of society, and however trivial they may appear to be, there is always some good reason for them. 'Ehb'objest of a code is to exclude or prevent everything that is disagreeable, and to establish the best method of doirg that which is to be dune. Sell le be gegs,fei ' I f there were a prig/ tfr Illlleads, it ologkt to r/ w the Irideses wku vaned 'to ba1I Mama ur perish to the at• �p 'Well, I should give it to the Dumas • Companions ut Juba 'Why. what dad he do r Our talk was being carried os won the harneane'deoit of a homeward -bound steamer trues the :ape, la the full enjoy - meet of doing nothisg, after all the ex - mucus' ill Zululand and the Transvaal border. 'Well, seemingly be objected to taking his ewe lite, au be was always trying to ttrdy sow to de it for bice, iM res m he tried the more ttlidn t iron"_ , e ausos1i Ono. he q uarrellbd w a lint• 41111*` ire rate swordsman, and killed him without with but littl getting a scratch himself.Auuther use be meat in &ta.ng a bawd of robbers, see v M " they let hint go soot -free. Then tun chal- lewged an Eogliahman who weak died - shot, and John Bull nred in the sir. At last he threw himself into tb. thick .•f the battle ..f Mareustu, tared his pistol ivto a powder wagon, and Mew up not oily himself, but an satire Austro regiment as well.' His report in that naa)¢_uv must have made sums worse in the world, remarked Captain Crawford, of the —th Foot. 'Come, don't you begin trying to nuts . Masa.. t'eb. 1, ttse. Gentlemen I jukes, Crawford, or I'll jump overboard.' , learned with attacks ut rick headache.' said Lieutenant Mason, or the Neral Neutslgia, female trouble. for vsan in Brigade. 'After all, that fell or dtdu't the most terrible and excruciating man• beat the windup of Burnand's 'thrtliiaR , ner. tale in the dune novel settee : 'Anjwitk I Ni medicine or doctor could give me e ear ante or cuts until u seebseaer, n. t , Contributes its ednta of praise a to the enwr essrit of Putnam's Painless Corn Hoary Haab, Oct. 83rd, 1883, writes :-''Send a dozen for distri- bution among my friend., tor it is as strained...auto, safe and painless: send Quickly. Beware of poisonous substi- tutes and get only the genuine. Put- nam'. Corn Extractor, made by Pelson sc.., druggists, Kingston. eau. a■t teed. San Francisco I'hroniel.• 1 supcse the story is as old as the hills, but it is just as sunny today as it was years ago when it happened on the Miasiaippi boat, the days of gamblingat its height. An old poker sharp hastuffed four aces grace- fully into his boot for an emergency. Another expert twigged the movement and equally gracefully removed them for his own use. The moment arrived and the poker sharp dived down into the leathern recesses. The cards were gone. `Hold on !" said he, raising his hand to atop the game, `There's been cheating here Me AetN Wwly- "I am so weak I can hardly move, all run down with a Chroni= Summer Com- plaint," said one gentleman to another on our street the other day. "Now, take my advice," repled his friend," go to your Druggist and get a bottle of Dr. Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry. I never have known it to fail in curing any kind of Summer Complaints... 2 hero e1 Applying the 7•sdNose. A son of William Stales of Mecklen• burg Co. was severely bitten in the leg by a mad dog on June 7th last. The young man had heard of the curative properties of a madstone then in the moot Mr. Butler. He went after ing bitten and appliedthe .tone. At the first application the stone adhered to the wound and held for two hour ; when it. pores being titled with the virus. the .tone dropped from the wound. The poison was removed from the .tone by boiling it in milk, and it was again applied to the wound where it remained 30 minutes. Young Sittles expressed himself satisfied that the stone cured him. The test was witnessed by a doc- tor and several cifiwn. �RaI.q k Cur. Newark Journal. A lady writes : "I have used Ayer's Sercaparilla in my family for many years. and could not keep house without it. For the relief of the pains c,oa.gnent upon female weakness and irregularities, i consder it witbou an equal. W hweirr s Three ►Yeapates. NVALIDS who take Wheeler's F.I.fXItt OF I'HOMPHATKi ANI't•Al t• { sh which, d,.w t be sea nnnacu,ua. MAN A remark how ptonIMptly and uniformly Remember that wit -respect u as much w rieee""d •uppeUle and iinprn.cd Aigestion fnnow ,u now. This i. .iplatn.A by thhe tmt- vtatue as respect for others, veinal odap�ghllihJ of the preparation to the Don't drop v. ut Loofa or fork ; but, if I oast •erasetiv., hrttablo eatd,,inai of the you du, don t toe dtse,.ucerteJ. Quietly atnntach, which secures 05 .Morpt,on and Aistntn.tlon to tb. nwrve gaaglu. 1'ho.phsi s the. f of floe nerrene _Ding w Deneb i, els that TdiirFoot 1 fur webs, but use 0Auts's sN1k,ebull vseeettM all psi. end will �sw� IkwgrsM Yuma N lhb ata vers Irlidlrr emit le Waled/ leg four value ,it Kram's PFold l/aMtlA� SS omits tie bottle at %sap Rhymes drys store • Tie man 1 apprmch of maul* Hag rheumatism. jtev, J (i "fur .urn -- M/mIMMr tbeumsiisnt can feel the weather int ►e whist s Yellow 011 asses pains and injuries 2 ray Wille has brew and bas vied ugh r.wt....i+d nn 0t tail•tdvise0 50 aopeedy Carr • thiel . ince is trig th Wt bottle I have not - meal • ietaproretsenf, and oat With son bdeewce recommend ft t be one et, if net the beet caatsetim ext. ue Dyspepsi+. This invaluable tned- toe Liver Com- plaint, Iisdswi•ettt.n,. uey Complaint, a urea vcteta Sold at iter,. Rhy- ne.' Drug - Trial betties given I fres. 1 m. ask the servant for soother, and give the beteg, per rwronev +r. incideet no Wither bud. Don't be dia. system. it t, eastI &4.11 IV e}i eted at accidents ur bit:oder of any I wpy;ish"* /F eTs rola e , lout let all mishaps peas off withotit 1,i,', n poeet0 _ —1 comment ami with philosophical audit- ( 1'.e Prof. Low's Sulphur Rnsp for • f.renm ' Prick) Heat, Nettle Rash, firaia'4rup• Don t throw y •+trawl( lotto ly flyer � 1 Tie Roman. to od it ticndttr'ii, Td til rat tem bent en die Oki Th y.,sr chest, _ tiiMitl sof Saltie, but minion ci't1iz i an, the s• t, �% 1 Mit IL Dent tam- your eU . - -.R the table i A Gimlet #M 1. earl sed writ Mn CHATTIER 11, BOOTS & SHOES ; a wild cry th etched saDltlrye/d tbehe 1 f rat l I used H p Bitters. dagger into his heart, di b�ls,e�A/s�d the'The first bottle revolter thr,ugh his brain, swallowed Nearly Nearly curd me ; the deadly poison. and spews from the The second made me as well and strung bodge mu, the gh,.,u,y river below. But i as wl.n a child. his hour was not yet I 'Anfi j'have heat a•, to this day.' •Well, 1fe deserted n tred(t, hemmer/I My Wand wets aa invalid fortwenty he (lido t succeed, es tbd Hereon editor ye. wish a serious said of the 1ttOafrrhu tried to kilt Bin- . 'Kidney, hurtled denary eempk int. muck. But, after all, Id:. rine heard •Pronounc d uy Bosom's beet physt- of such things in (eel life ciars- •(:uemi 1 have. anyhow.' L►outable tt a all started and locoed *round. eo a .i. battle. of your bitten cured on. having noticed the preamma el Ma. t him, sad 1 know of the Hiram P. Dullarsworth, 1'. S., who, in- i 'Lives of eigl t persons' deed, was se habitually silent as the great I In my neighborhood that hare been general whom Mine has credited gjth the saved by your bitten. power of 'holding hie i••wgtot iu ten tan-) And many more are using them with guages.' Brat benefit 'I kin beat that, I reckon,' pursued our' They alm•.Y taciturn friend. Hev any of ye ever! D•, miracles :' been at St. Malo 1' lm 'I was there in 1664, Mr. D t ars- I - worth.' said I ; 'so I can guess to what story you refer, but Int sure these gen- tian** will be glad to bear you ell it.' 'Ws al, I gusts it's worth tellin',' re- joined the Yankee, with a grim chuckle, 'though I don't know if theyll believe it, no:t`ter. You see, thar was a young French officer thar in my.tme, one o' them young geese that think the hull worlds out of j'int if Abair toe tithes. )ne day -having nothin better to do, I &'pose -he made up his acid to kill him- self, and, like them highialutin' Preach- ers always du, he concluded to fix it so as his suicide should be 'the talk of all Europe. • So up he ma airly one morn - in', and down he goes to the beach, takin with him a rope, and a pistil, and a vial of piton, and a matchbox. Then he climbs up one of the tide -mark pmts that's set in a row thar, just as the ala was clost up to it, and he hitches owe Bead o' the rope around the cross -piece at the top, and the other rend around hs sack, and then he set his clothes &tire with a match. and awallered the pion, and let .lap the pistol at his head. and chucked himself uhf the pet, ail at °nos. ' 'Well, he certainly deserved t•, succeed• after taking so much pains,' said Lieut. Mason, as well as he could speak for laughing. 'Guess he didn't, though,' answered JOBI KNOT Proprietor, Mr. Dollareworth ; 'for it was as Dist a deet of too many cooks spite the broth. The'The . los r: >er u prepared furnish the pub bullet, 'stead u' goon' through bit skull Ito with -wbar it wouldn't hey found many Z'he Finest 'Rigs irisins to atop it, I reckin-eut the rope, d u i lean t,a the table. !OM* the WY et bredifiltitiln44 motherly'= Dont um, a toothpick at table, ur.lees wrarong themselves out to make *labor. it is necessary . in that ease. cover your ately triumfd clothing for th.mtseivmi th with one hand whale yon remove I and children, not is it not still greater the obstrocti.on that troubles You- 1 folly to 'pond their strength ,n el•bor- Don't eat on,otl ••r garlic, unless y,m ' ,tai highly-smarm.d cooking, which, in ars dining alone, anri intend to remain none cases o,St of ton, is as injury to Slone ensue hours thereafter. those who eat it and a prolific score e4 Dont, as a gout, fold your n&pkia ,lyai,aps,a, Mn. E. D. Slack: AT Tilt /TOGO/ E. DOWNI Vee now on hand the largest stock ever elem. la Oed.dtab empties. erery Ilse es rally foiled t& s ant -claws shoe ewe, hum tie Irma old, though ell the u1ereMdrt• grode• to tile hear testorwbldr. l will sell at 1 T. the Medical rreseaaeea. aad all whets it array genre• Plt•.phstine, or Nerve root, a Phos - j phate Element bawd upon Scientific ; Facts. Forn.r!sted by Professor Austtu. M. D. of Boston. Mass., cures Pulmon- ary Cun.unption, Sock Headache, Ner- eus' Attacks, Vertigo and Neuralgia and hII wasting diseases of the human system. Ph.,ephatine is not a Medecine. "Prices that Will Snit Everyone. Ladies' Boots, u Button or Laced, from 11.00 to $5,00. uses and Childnn's Strong School Boots, from 75c. apt Boys do., 11. 00, apt all other Lines Proportionately: Cheap, but a Nutriment, because it contains no i Vegetable or Mineral Poisons, Opiates Narcotics, and no Stimulants, but situg ly the Phosphati(. and Gartjlc Elements found in our daily food. A -Engle botge is suf $cion to convince. All Druggists s.0 tt. It 00 per bottle. Luwua' & Co., sole agent. for tie Dominion, 55 Front Street East Toronto. The People's Livery } and let him slick dawn ker-awoeh into AT RBASONABLE PRIC110. the sea, and put out the tire right away. CAHote`Dodenok3-oppos.t- the Colbert' Then swallertn' the salt water made hien Oederlc . Feb. lob. test. 19:104m sick, and so he got rid o1 the piton . and as if all that warn' disapp toting enough, the flood tide washed him ashore all alive HIDES HIDES and fresh, as them lying fah dealers say. j M But if he wanted to be the talk of alt Europ, I guees he got his wish ; for *v- ery newspaper on the hull Continent had that story 'Coe the month was up. and the poor critter got so e-tarnatty laughed at that he concluded to line the Mtxikm Expedition till the thin blew over. — [Devid Ker, in Editor's Drawer, Harper's Magazine for August. The iditer. BECKS' TANNERY, Saltford. Th. highest fleshrute paid for hide& reit and sheep skit, at the iALTroR11 Tannery A- J. "cit. Ike. t. lest. 1072 • 1 can and will suit you. both la peed. and prices. D a "W N 11\T C�- Crabb'. Mock, Corner East street and Square. NIL -Tette trade : leather and Medias& le say Qaaatfty. at Lowest Prices. EASE AND SEC Thincatteptesrntr he dou hie trueswnhout the brit. Nero the posit ion er the s.1hatr•it spring Wanted to the )'eels by whirls&('0N!iTANTbut easy INWARD and UPWARD prw.ure . the h nt iethee the •rmw adjured. ad,,id. G ®CI PHYNAS, - Drust, SOLE' AGENT C-0=7ERIC February 5th. )late. len CHICAGO HOUSE. MISS SON Begs to anuounce that she has in stock in large and ear'•d profusion. 41. The Very Latest IF inter and Spring Fashions11 and she would respect frilly tacit the ladies to call aad sir the display e A The Chicago House. 4 K S8T 8TItkE.T. OODKRiCN. ' Gad rick. Get hid 1*05. Ptai P O tOir W e s P tPi tl; * t Ot• M co • yew L,.. _ (gip. .•,, n•�S .x iazl = re x-3 Ili X .1•1•Xa r. g -I -is 17.r0: w P ' ..• He never pleases anybody, and wnsn hs sults himself lot ba is Misty muss popular with his reader- Hes a poor, haunted, miserable emitter. If he has a conscience, and a hardened, reckless. cynical old sinner if he hasn't. He sees the seamy aide of life ; the preachers plague him for notices of their "elu•plent sermons"; deacons beg htin "not to girt them away" when they are caught in funny places ; fair women ani humility men beg to bre lot aloste-sod he always consents -yet thew pupae go away and call hint hard names, and he cannot re- I ply. He covers ten thousand weaknee- W ARIWAR Ai vel of Pint E)eachment. n! SPRING GOODS yes where he exposes one, and he gets ; —AT— abused for that rine, and receives no ere. SAUND Rs not for the nice hundred and nines nine. W6N • ttewapapwe docent pun - lash is rutty mote interesting than what it does give to the people,'sstd the editor who decides all this, IoM floe unhappiest •fti lite Man that he sunp needALt �"MrsJexclaiemithery BEAT Merchants : Gat your Printing at this Office. Quality of Work and reasonable Prices Guaranteed to please all who may give us a trial. OW- SLkaaantertu; Into the breakfast room, "the war in Chins has removal roe serums cause for complaint against you." "Against in. ' replied the presiding ,matron from behind the urn. "Yes, i see that the market reports quote tea as besng stronger.' Tile Kis leryarten end f)re.',M 84 441 lfnet ie is the title of a readable heti. magazine devoted to the education of the tiff a •yea 'pee art.icler la at are �'intermit 10 teacher„ and rite fits iay0 *NI t., pp that wow atllleginti jel.it�Itg eles•otet to oke *Judith,' and i development of the Infantile mind. A skilful tereher of the younger eeholsr is one of the needs of the preasnt age , blot anfnr!uiatety in (1 wlonch the atm ops peon to be to keep slows the salary of the mutton of the ward eehools. Wel hops the Kindergarten ..w lsystem will flourish and Weems je5enl -u F Stoves, Tinware, Wall Paper, Farwy Goods 1ge 1 Rife its. 1 AND timet=s SEEDS •ereweArse. feseetwess erg Awe ewe" •est .,... I ria b wi alter iso thq w. otulss w • poet ereel- see& el to bsei.ita to new poidsband mal le matIM wiense L Wail* OIL a In the history ed rnwlieine•s an J'�i�a OM All up, ration has received such universal c.om i��V immolation for the alleviation it affords. AT and tho permareet Mare it .Beets in kid "The Cheapcat Homes ander the Aub," nay diseases, es Dr. Van Buren s Kinney Oma.. its modest• -1n these distressing Nest Ater to the Peet Ogee. dslas wonderful. (f 1y wonderful. ;1tut fiedartcl. Mersa. hitt. let. 11/7 - RT FOWLER S - . S11411 - • CLi ES