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SA men hors at ems ca;sa- at les proud ut
kis swim lend
Mead S. 111 the ether fellow :-'•lay, I
bee yogi 2:10 and loner. men"
11$The lino tonnes& insertptioa put sp-
ins the obelisk will be "Poet no Bills."
A deck woold east better .1 11 did aot
so frogmen°, have •flog in its throat.
The reams se way prise fighten are
still alive he that the Lod knows whets
seek spinier LI.
While her author was takiag a fly est
el the batter, little lanay ..ked: 'ls that
a better*, r
womma.. love one anothsi. It is
oat, a .0111.111 who thinks of Leming a
thall for his mother.
Better give yourself awaVhaa to lead
yourself to any enterprise.1011, lent ;mei
for • seas to Le a losa.ell
Whoa woeld you *aped a .an to suf-
fer front a stitch la his side 1-Wheu:he
has been hemmed in by a crowd..1-7^•••
Brown siva it is a weeder there is
any truthfulness in the world when man-
kind begins lite by lying in the cradle.
Remark of a little Aniericsa girl cn
shiting at ls,sMd Mood : Ts
sorry you're siek ; bujohyou needn't be
cross Imentess you are.'''
ist has to times. as an 'old
We Live loot st heard that any "IOW-
caiudlun' Ives the aihilista have sow
redeensies geselitses.
An apothecary sesseteed in • large com-
pany It all bitter things were hot.'
replied a phyeician, 'a better odd
day is aa exception.'
'ET -w cell that well water r mimick-
ed the stasager. wartime the offending
Ilitnid ;from his mouth. 'Great Soon !
low must it have tasted when it was
▪ r. eva=lo
Farmers' Copyedits*. -Why is feed-
tig seta to the gld-fashioned hog like
maltiplying both tense of a freetton by
dM eases number r Answer -Because
it its form without altering its
vales. isZe mom
She was looking tor pieces tor a:crasy
quilt. `Couldn't you taar off a few little
pieces tone those silk patterns r 'I
should be delighted b. 4' .0,' replied the
clerk 'but vou see this house is in favor
of a tear -off for revenue only. maks in our own likenesses of our own
mr77:irght to put a • en nett' that bad peesionr.:1c- =11SPIP.6(23
hatehway; said • policeman N. a store- Christianity means N. the inerchant
'cooper, "fie some owe num tumble into that ha °meld be honest ; to the judge
it. riabt,' replied the merchant ; it means that he should be just : to the
and be tied one of hie 'Fall Opening. servant, that he should be faithful; to
placard. to the railing. the schoolboy that he should hediligent ;
eirpriotoe.. soidtthe 'Tata ul patient Aajz. to the street -sweeper, that he should
hoe Om physician's haad. .1 than neva. sweep clean; to every worker that his
kart that to yoo 1 ow. my Wit ' 'Too work shall ne well done. • 1-"7".• •
exaggerate,' said the doctor mildly ; `you There is a "divine discontent'. erg -eh
only owe nie for *Been visits; that is lies at the root of all improvement, and
the point which I Litee vole will not fed without which we should stagnate. The
" to remember.' indolence which craves nothing bat
• A newt advertised for "a tesprneet, quiet, the stupidity which sem nothivig
erbo shall be a companion «4 my heart, to lupe or work for, and the vanity
my head, and elm lot.' A candidate for which is self-satisfied through its moor -
the situation wrote: 'I doo't care to once .1 better things are °I foes to bap-
. kauw seething about your head or Pawns and °Ingo nPun Prelfrent
heart ; but, lune leg is your let!'
Wort* of Diiettom.
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Wounds given to keen wee beat
Nein accuse mhos to exams ruer-
self.
lie that rips of lathy uta, drsaks 01
nowt
limey groat passim' is but a prolemged
hope.
He who lives but for himself lives hist
for • little tbing.
Our mite meth, or num us ; we are the
&Odra' of our own deeds.
Homan government is insperfeet be-
cause human nature is.
Fiction pleases the tune in proportion
as it resembles truth.
Innocence is like polished armour, it
adorns and defends.
Who so keepdh his mouth and his
tongue keepeth his suul from trouble.
Ti succeed ohs must sometimes be
very bold, said souietiuses very prudont.
Siucerity is the way to heaven. To
think how to be sincere is the way .4
man.
There is 00 knife that out. au sharply
and with each poisoned blade as °each-
ery.
As to trouble, who expecte to find
cherries without stones. or rows without
thorns
Vaulty keeps poisons in favor with
thentselve who are out a favor with all
others.
Religion is not a thing of noise and
spawn, hut .4 ulent self-sacrifice and
quiet growth.
Live on what you have ; live if you tan
on leas ; do out borrow, fur vanity will
end in shame.
If you had the abilities id all the greet
men past and present, you could do
nothing well, without sincerely ineaniug
it. and settle; about it.
Many persons fancy themselves friend-
ly when they are only officious. They
counsel not so much that they should be-
eoine wise, as that they should be re-
cognized as teachers of wisdom..
*Verily, verily travellers bare seen
many idols in many countries; but no
human eyes have ever nen more daring,
gross, and shocking images of the Dienes
won thee we creatures of the dust
lease.
y bee
Ten
away
Pit hwr
re•A
Mute-
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err
rant
lair "
ve
In he
11
ant
sprijo•
am%
An old lady visiting Me antiquarian
noonas the other day, on inspecting the
old weapon, very earnestly, and failing
to field het dm was apparently looking
for, oohed a viattor if he could tell her
whelealootes they kept the Ax of the
Apostle,.
They were sitting on the sea shore and
he had inst complimented on her 'shell-
like ear.• At their feet lay a bushel or
more of Saddle Rock oyster -shells. The
nest day ..he told • 'young lady friend'
that lb -orgy Simples teethe hi:toes/fool
she hail ever met. ins. sow°
Mrs. *Mellower (to dressmaker, who
haa just taken Miss *Wedowee' mss. -
re: 'I wish youth make two waists for
this diem.Drees-seaker who is a little
deal): Two treads. M's. MilleSower r
'Yes; my daughter's resiniving the at-
teathme of a yoga, men, and one wait
was% bet so
It mt. came
WM*
Iggpor • Cavathialls sS Lafft. Yousis 111--„ stow amairrieviag his
'Medial. may 1 kiss these beautiful domm t„ silo oorpolog • ...sok with
yen. eidues
serviam
shildeggir tagaired Dods Beek ttrlesh, toe swelter. Last firaellay. usi Est itroimf
as he Issued utile tha food palc. home with her tam, Maar. It- saw a
'CerietelY. sir ; there Is nu Punelble luau hiding in the kitchen. Alsomed
suspectieg the now to be a ii.11ower
of her servant. die nolted bet wo to go
and turn him lad Thal Plait*soktist
tut into the kitchen and 0..111 returned
to the drawing -room, saying : .1 usn't
turn hill ..ut " 'Why met ; tioitsiged
his moth. • fie's uty sergesolt
objectwes
'They ..sups, darlings, mici oche
,atter he had Mashed the eleventh.
have seldom mesa more beautiful tithes.
Aso they all yours. lamina r
Tke hely bluetit. .lesply.
'Of at urges tort ero-tho swaot huIl
treasures ! Flom a bow else, su&rsas,
weld they have talwrited these limpid
eyes, these ne, shawls, three profuse
curls, °woe cosaely figures, aod dose
musical voices.'
Tke lady contiutied blushing.
'By the way, mares,' said Uncle Dick,
'may I bother you to tell'vour estimable
husband that Richard J. itglesby, candi-
date for governor, oalled owes hied this
evening e
'Alma, good sir.' youth the lady, 'I
have iso husband'
'But these cbild rep, madam-- you sure-
ly are aut a 'wow r
'I feared yew was tuietakei, sir. when
you first =me up, These are nut my
children. This is an orphan asylum !'
A 1,811eravx Lady.
Mrs. Spilking is • literary lady, but
fter husband is not. He is neither • lady
nor litersry, and whets there is company
and he mingles in It -erred isonversation,
he brings disgrace upon the entire fain- Aug .7. tem
ity by Ins igeorauce. Mrs. &pintoes
thottelet that by reading to him every
nenia‘ she might get isms) knowledge
into Ins pate. so she began with ancient ;
history.
'Now, George. you take a pencil and
note down the dates .1 the moat import-
ant occurrences.'
'All right, Sarah ; propel.
She started out, and having road stead-
ily for some time, she discovered Spilk-
ins fast asleep. She aroused him with
some energy.
'Have I been asleep long r he asked
drowsely.
'Been asleep long !' she exclaimed, ex-
amining his note book ; 'you miserable
wretch, yon have been asleep almost two
thousand years.'
'Whew, this hot weather does make a
fellow sleepy, doesn't it 1' replied the -
miserable ismoramus.-tTexas Siftings.
was nes.
--
Robert, a bashful young stuient of
Cupid, recently summoned up enough
courage to escort • young lady home. At
the breakfast table the next niorning hie
father laid :
my son, did you go home with
any of the girls last nivht r
•Yes,' maid Bob.
'Who was she e'
Robert hesitated, but finally blurted
out:
'I thought it was Annie Warren, but
when we got to the turn of the road she
went into Ells Ham's home.'
'But I should think you mitrht have
told by the sounds>, her viace,' "MOM
father.
'Neither of us said a word, • said Bob,
blushing and stammenng.
The inab.rta hats suggests an ilia-
4ant whirl happened at the White House
during Grant's first term. General
Butler came in to me the President one
day, and deposited his new !elk hat in a
large and comfortable -looking armchair
As he stood talking, in walked Horace
Greeley. Oreely shembled across the
room and eat down fair and square upon
Botlees hat. Of amuse there was a
crash, and as the great editor jumped up
General Butler took the remains of what
was Ins handsome headgear in his heads
and .aid:
'<Lesley, I knew that hat minkIn't
you.'
Peasicat--'Doctor. I want you to re-
mits for me.' Motor (atter feel* of
bee palee)-"Ther•1. nethaar the ard-
tiort_idaora All you amid le mt.
/low, armlet yoa ithiehee,
doctor1 Please study my omeecaretelly.
Jai book al my taamea'/Dealor-illat
seeds mt. Ma'
'Are yoe t4otod rider I' asked the liv-
eryman. 1 am,' answered the coetom•
sr ; and jeet tlea the hone reared and
stood oil hie fore-teet and kicked at the
doodle, and the wararreter finished his re-
marks from the hay-isek, saying: 'See
bow easily I get n0.
...LT New York a woman ta paid en-
emata for making a shirt, and dm papers
speak «4 it as an outrage. Yet in Indi-
ana a W4.111111 not only dossa't get a tient
for waking a shirt, bet thinks lietion
mighty happy if her husband doesn't
swear.like a pirate at the way it fita
sillireihineetert- He begins lite at
the cradle ; learns to handle the fork;
cam kait rakish ways, and sows wild
oat.; threshes his way tin...snub the
world, and when he adverts at the sere
and yellow leaf, time mews him dowe,
and his remains are planted on the hill-
side.
'I don't understand why women dress
thet way,' said a Teas, pointinl N. a lady
who passed along the dreet. don't
either, replied • by -standee. 'That in -
m,' cohtinued the first speaker, is
dressed ridiculously. Her huitand Most
he a fool.' know he is,' said the by -
Meader. 'Do yogi know hien r '0.7...
I'm the lean myself.'
-IN;PI---yrie think she's pertly T said the
fond mother to the father. noise stroked
11 EIMtXTH
•
'mitts el:allege,
LONDON, ONT.
FRENCH SPOKEN IN TNE COLLEGE
Music, a Speoialt3r.
Waugh Lawler. tioki Medallist. arid pupa
of tbe oriebratod Abbe Leat. Director.
PAINTING A SPECIALTY.
1.1 It narry. Anne, Dinnitorl
Juntor Department.
full Diploma Courses in Literature. kluffile
and Art. a() Scholarships competitively
awarded anomaly. IS at September entrame
examinations.
fiErVenne SSW to PIM For large. Warr
traced one... sadness
HET. IL. N. KNOLlsti. St A , Principe!
gr Next term begins September ISM
liberlso
manes iss Slaw -
Popularly est 1110 at night is thought in-
jurious, but unless dinner or supper
have been late. or the stomach disorder -
tad, it is hamlets and beneficial -i. e.,
if one be hungry. Four or tive hours
having elapsed since the last meal, in-
valids and the delicate should always rat
at bedtime. This seems heretical, but it
is not. Food of simple kind will induce
sleep. Animals after eating instinctive-
ly sleep'. Homan beings become drowsy
after a full. Why 1 Because blood is
solicited towards the stomach to supply
the juices needed in distention. Hamm
the brain receives lees blond them during
fasting, becomes pale &ad the powers
become dormant. Sleep therefore en -
gem. This is ph) siological. The tink-
le. sensate. in eleepleesneem as calling
for food, wakefulness often is merely a
itymptOm of hunger. The writer recent-
ly was eaned at 2 a.m. to • hely Who
assured him Heat line was dying. The
tody warm, the heart doing henget
work. To her indignation be ordered
buttered bread (hot millt or tea were bet-
ter) to be eaten at oboe. Obeying, the
moribund lady was snow smrprhed by a
return of life and a desire to sleep. The
feeble will be stronger davrn if they
eat 00 ItOttle to ned. cartoon hours lidt
between supper sad breakfast. By that
time the feel .4 the body has become ex-
pended. Consequently the 'morning
toilet fatigues many. Let meth eat at
bedtime, and take a glass of warm milk
or beef -tea bongo rising, increased vigor
will result. "Bat the stomach mast
vest. Tram _Yet, when hungry we
should eat. Does the inistit"s stomach
neat as long as the adult's 1 The hdter
cite less ohms merely because his life
food requites more time for digestion.
Heiden. ean one remain await* till half
st 10 or 11 in the wresting without
the baby'. waken hair. The father ass hunger. Sanely it and sleep will bi
in a milking neorsi---enteetning had dila wand. Daring the night give wakeful
agreed with him -and he relined some. children fend. Sleep will fidiesw. The
what eurtlY-`0, al babies are *bout sick should invarhbly rat daring the
alas. They look like little monkeys.' might This is imperative. All night
Jest then a neiehbor entered. and. tak-
ing the baby on her hp, said, 'Mercy on
es, how like its father that child is.'
They were standing at the front gate.
'Row bright Om moon is to-ralfhtt
Genres, deer.' she mid. 'Yes,' replied
Genes, 'it is • prefect eveviing."Ds
fen t lin faith ie al Wiggins' allow -
nuns* es. fake Amends.
A stray horse which had been running
for several months within a short dis-
tance ..ff Weiser County, Idaho, was
claimed and sold by a saloon -keeper
named C A stranger, who had just ar-
rivoi in the locality, bearing the circum-
stances, procured a description of the
animal, called 00 Mr. C., and asked him
if he had solci such • horse.
'I did,' Mr. C. replied.
`By what anthnnty 1'
query.
claimed him.' said C.
'Well,' said the stranger, 'there is 110
use disputing about the matter. You
claimed him and I claim him. We'll just
let • jury decide who he belongs tn.'
'Stop, stop,' exclaimed C., 'there is no
use of that ; if I made a mistake I son
very sorry, and am perfectly willing to
make amends.'
was the
next
Rim Was, al • Vali.
There is a salesman in • well-known
Washington store who rejoices in the
somewhat unusual name of Voile. The
other day a young lady who is acquiated
with him, entered aod maid :
'Clarence, I ward a rail.'
'Well,' mid the s.slesman. a twinkle in
his eye, 'you are a good housekeeper,
yonne. rich, and as good as you are rich.
You may have me, and I'll take you
without any further discussion.'
Not at all abashed the/yetati lady re-
plied:
'Clarence, I said I ititattal a vail ; hut
I am not aware that I designated the
color as green.'
y pa y
ed therveme, tit another ention-a dart
moon? she mired 'Weil, 1 hardly know
what to taisik shoot Om nicator Such
aineerelie amy be : hot 1 dm"
km-. In fast,' he eentinoed frankly,
'whim 1 wee el I sever pad my
&tidy/Minn to tsotstettli.ir
the children and dello.' nosy take wenn
milk, beef -tea, or oatmeal greet Vigor -
008 Map also est imeda and milk,
eold beef, inett.m. chicken and Lreed,
raw ..yeters, all of moons in moderstimo.
Do not at if not hungry. 1-1 44 you
are -fIlestos Physician.
MIA 1.23L2
Vegetable Sicilim
HAIR RENEWER
was the preparat rwrfeetly adapted to
care dawases of the snap, sad th• Aril see -
careful restorer of faded or gruy Las to 02
ieturc ou.or, growth, aavi Lvauty.
It Mu had loamy Intitz.tortt. Let 1...At• !islet*
fa:, ant all tio requirtmthts metafal for
the proper trestmest Ow Lair a:.ni latish
II•Lt b sidaiLly grown
ix Lido.. ma oprcr.il its farm did mieltanan
Iv ever! quf.i ter el the giobe. Its unparal-
kial sucems eau be :vv.) ntr.I to hut eat
calm. 144 tale/ II =cad iv J fOR1.114
Tlie protractors Lave • 1.es. 1... sarsost
at the receipt 42 otato. Lot. atom'. coca-
trws, ithere tliv) hal Liter mi suer" for
lie Wt. -.54.1.11.
The see for a short Owe of H Lt.'s 1:A1*
RE:tux-Ea woulerlohy 5.. the pr.--
sonal appear:a:et. It ckaterm tbeaealplevot
all apparition, Caret CI humor*, fever, aal
dryness, and thus preatAs bakitteu. It
1111111tnatt.11 the usakesed sr.J enables
them to pails forward • new sad vigorous
growth. The takers of the article are aot
trans:tut, like those of sambolie prepare-
tima,bat remade a long haw, width amine
its Ye s matter of economy.
BUOICINGHAM'S DYE
Sot TALI
WHISKERS
121:1 change the beard to • natural brows,
or black, as aestred. It produces a permeation
color that will not wash away. ComdmIng of
• singlet prepantios, it la applied without
trouble.
PRE -PANED DT
B. P. HALL I Nastaa,
Sold by all Dealers to italicises.
Ayer's
▪ W Druggists SI, six honks. gr.
FOR ALL 7= MEIN
ofir
sevortmose. Be-estrInt. and
Blood Dleordere.
the awt reto.dr. teethes ths
nem sourrh,111 alu i!toteeg/i
flame pari I I a.
Da. Low's ri.a.aawr Weal" St aor. -
An agressitile, safe aad ellectual remedy
10 resnvie n11 kinds el minas. se
Awe, .-.r/utit (low. onlinnelas.ai
other sisitieral ousespounda. Dr. earsua's
ilicsaisch Baton is purely vegoIable aad
tales the plam .4 all tither purgattrea
la large bodies at 60 eget. as
Ilanthrilisitar thaw.
Mrs Mary A. Dailey,of Tunkhannock,
Pa.,wria anin.ted fur MI r111.111 with Asth-
ma •nd Ittouchitis, dun./ wheals Pass
the beet physic:muss could give no relief.
Her life was despaired el, usmil to laat
October she procured • bottle of Dr.
Kitts • New Dino% , when immodiste
relief wee telt. .ad by apatinuing its use
for a shore issue she vras completely cur-
ed, 2• • in flesh 54) Ila. is s • few
mouth&
Free Trial bottles of this curtain cure
of all Throat and Lung Diseases at Jas.
Wils..n.8 lit ug Store. Large Bottles
$1.00 4)
ite• Me
"No ; she lingered and mitered
"pining all the time for years. the doe -
''tors doing her no good ; awl at haat was
'eared by chili Hop Haters elm papers
"my so much about. Indeed ! indeed '
"how thankful w• should lie for that
"medicine .
1 NSURAISCIL CA.111).
SIIITISH AAR. 00'2. Tomosio Use A'ise,4
Plicairilix 004 LIN/SOP Kai -
rataldnats#
HARTFORD INIK COY. of /I Urinal" Cosa.
ltetabliebed
Maks takes t• the stove Ilroi•elme att
Om Iowans name W WRACK HOS TIC N.
Th. andlanigned M Appraise, of the
CANA DA 1'1211 LOAN ago SAVINGS (1).
Tomuseris.
Idemey te Loan na 11.10.-a1110 senudir. roma
f to II par Coot. -Chews inederste.
220RAOS MONSON.
Onaer,ih Seel. SAL
ROBBEI
-•Thotasall11111
aro SUM
of mem nis..1.170;
prolonged. ho
mid health riV=
bs tie needs thews
GERMAN INVIGORATOR
which positively sad vermaneut y eerie
M.=moomeed la envenom. of any mad.)
Weaklier% sod an diseases 11.1 fol-
low so • Peonenee of Reif -Abase. as tees tif co-
'parra'inkirlie °Ibtaemek. mirrYliau'em"iotterea.istionla". rite"Wittise:
tore old age, and inii.h% other dilemma that
leaf to istaitaity or comuniptkin mid • preens -
tare gra% e
Send for circular* with vest lemmata% frit 1107
matt. The 11111141111111i111 le void at III per
box. es six boars for 4. by all druovrate. it
mwiSohep, senor priori frer. b‘my.liadreiliaiseemeurely aratid. es
P. J. CHIEN KV. I
GEO. KM1 X AS, 15.7 qumahlt tririoltido. Ohl*
Sole Agent for Goa -rick
o. ode me aiwassee the look
Field and Goill Seeds. ISittol for s homes to Increath
their earaimmand la. time tot.
eon.* aeolthy : thow who do
no improve their opportua
lithe remain In inners). We off,: • grea
olmace to make te.oiteT. We Roof men. is
Men. be, it and girls to work tor us in their
rya ..7,17.1,111... altr,:istone t ap 40 tThr te ior Pio •
awl I pay :more ;ham lea 0. Mahan uw‘itientrass. Irc-,-,,
. 1,)4 noire outfit furnishenrd lac. No one who en
damn. Mils to mac mime. rop:01). You the
I gevote sour whole lime In It'e nt rk. or °ale
The subscriber is ?KW
I . ,
I Ur211214 All Killian Ili
Gal the
BEST VARIETIE
at rates that cannot lie beatatt ID
(':ill nip' ex.ani ne maniples be-
fore purchasing elsewhere.
R. PROUDFOOT
Has jest received his Spring Stock of
REES PRICE,
E•tst Street l;rain rpposit.c
Town Halt t;erlerif•li.
3dar..11 2 k INC Il
$6
• vett al 10..wor. 03.1111 outfit free. Pay
. .
tire& 1:c.eer. if you aunt lowinesa
n ilich promo., of e.15,4 r sex. Y00114
or ••••5, • no make great pa) all the time the)
with absolute certainty. t1 rite for full
tifiatceulare to H. iiatterr co.. Portland.
1951- neal.th is Wea/t"
•t•-.0 melt su • rb.n. I's olol not
DrY S km.
your *pare mometo-. i ittetiesilue sag
all that is necesesr v• 1-1 11, * • Ae...111. TIFI
One Porttone. Marr.
$600.00 .1, ewalcl.
We wiil pay the arri for te oft
Liver Complaint, Ittepersia. Sick 1 (Moab*
ladligeet ten t tiltelipb1.01. or oast • ile;
witch the dire. tioor ateleity tt.t. 51111 0*
cannot ore wit h W •• d's metal •• I at
Thet 4r0 101IVIY Vegelak,le. sad It% • t 16:1 10
gil.:.A• -fn. oh r. •-,nireril•catett. LW!,
culstalltailitt 41.4.1.••• rtbt 111311. a
Druivic atv. w are of vicuivernhe .id Igilpir
two, ,The g. opine manufsetaird 011,17 0C
JOHN r. WEsT & 'Ile IND Yithellav
SI tool iv; King 10. Kart. Terontit tn 5, i•rge
trial liserr sent by mot prepsit: r apt
of a cent st•ertp.
Wee bal. It ti1t....11h-to SS* . an v„
The People's Livery
All are New and Well Selected. which he of-
fers at the Lowest 1Possilde
ALIO
Having porchmed the Livery Moines* of Jim.
Z. Swart& tormerty owned by Robert Kerr.
solicit • share of public witromise. They
guarantee ...tight -thin 10 all. and oiler
The Finest Rigs
.AT ItKASO(AIILK PIS ICES.
CALI. ANA) SEE U, •Onvivoite Holley's
End. Gale rteb.
Goderieh. Veh. Het. UAL no. dfni
Hai"' Bec°6141:ard. R°11er ri"r•-1$1000 FORFEIT
„iremorlily intootaar.and Wheatoalsos. Flibta,rrhs
The 111811hrtharo See wren ineatratas.
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As an illustration .1 the Scotch love of
titles. we are told of two Ayrshire men
who ua the same day were made deacons
that is to my, chairmen ot • corporation
of tradesmen. The younger new home
to tell his wife the happy ro•srs, sod not
finding her is. the house. ran out to the
barn, ween. meeting the cow, he would
so longer contain his joy, but clamped
leer around the neck and kissed her, ex-
claim./ :
'Olt, cronies., erammie, ye're nae
leaner a einnown eow-ye're the daimon's
cow!'
The older of the two being a sedate,
r:teperson, was afraid to show his wife
rsin he was .•4 ha new title. As Ise
thought. tiow, however. it was too good •
pima of new/ for her to remain litimrsut
of, be lifted the latch .4 his own door,
and stretching in his heed, remark in •
Yoko that made his wife stare
'Nellie, gif onybody enema 'peering
for the deacion. I am jest over the gate at
John Taineona.'
A Rilkenay sentry Asthmatic' an in-
truder is the Irish secasememet dad.;
ihe Met atithairt 'Who are
yoe r mid Pat '1'11 the neeer tbe
day,' was the reply. 'Thew, by the
powers, whet are you thine here st sight
- AN all, at all r immediately asked Pa
and all other kinds of feed.
▪ sui Predate Taken ta Sirimavo.
Goods delivered treats thy past of the town
aad Saltford.
R. PROUDFOOT,
carom Victoria and Nelson streets, opposite
Fair OrOusdaL
141* -1111‘111111.
- tomb liwitiellaw.
Take three tablespoonfuls of whole
Mut seed ; put in so earthera vessel or
pitcher ; pour on • quart of boiling water;
let it stand by the fire for an boor, then
add she juice of four large lemons, half
teacup pare honey, on• lorv• stick of
Henri. broken te bits, ow* stiek .4 rook
sandy weeded line; stir often, and when
lienrion and candy dissolve, stir. 11 too
thiek and jelly-like add 0110111 boilisg
water : some peoph like it N. jelly. Take
a good drink of this whenesor yew feel
iodised in eriegb; it 1. 150 to drink cold
se it will strit iodises perspiration. This
Ise &ask in say one. resew or old.
18841
Saginaw and Bay City Routi.
TH11 STEAM=
000.1•TTO
G. W. 3icOR12001t. 11 iterra.
Will Pare OODICRICH. weather permatim&
0111 sad atter Jaw Seth 11101. oinking 41111111LII
1110111111 TOW* &trim the 01.01100. as folkows :
EVERY THURSDAY
At I o'clock sure.. f:rdrofhe inaw. Hay My. Iliad
• Tnd alawas al nts as tsmut shore.
iseledma Alpena C5e11
Retureise will leave 0015MIN
EVERY SUNDAY
LW. Ft. C. WIEPT'S NIthb •All DRAIN TWIST
liKAT. • guaranteed • ;medic for 1I) stern. Dis
einem. l'out ubrions. 15. Nervous Neuralgia
Headache, Nervous Prostration catterd by the
5.0 01 alcohol or tobacco. Watiendeaus. Mew
tal Depredates. Softening of the Inain. remit
lag in Ineenitv •nt1 leading to misery. droll
and death. Premature Old Age. Berrninesa,
Lossot Power in eir tier sex, lo phials r) tones
and operniatorsiora. mimed by over -s tertian
of the brain. ,,elf-almee or over-issduhemse.
One box -will cure recent cases. garb box con
tains oat month', treatment. Osie dollar a box
or six boxes for Ave dollars: sent hy mail pre
paid en reeelpt of price. We guarantee Mx
boxes to core say case. With each order VW
waved by as for six boxes. scrum led with
live dollars, we will send the purebaser ewe
written guarantee to refund the smug" if iia
treatineet does sod effect • cure. Otarartes
Issued only by JANIS% WILION, ago eatlao
ised agent tor Ooderich. Oot. C
12 CO.. solo proprietors. Toronto out.
Having the utmost • ,,nftd.-n. 1 0. su50t
Wily vier all others, and after tiouwinds ot
tests of the mow oomplkeited •nd retens
cows we coukl find. we feel Justilied fn ofitra
log to forfeit one Thomason Dollars for may
ease of eotorbs. voids., wee thrum. 'ilium*"
boar...epees, bronchitis. t thin In Ite
early stages. whoesdag ostimit. said al diseases
ot *Sr threat sad hums, except asthma, for
which we own claim relief, that we can't ears
with West% Ovaairb Syrup. whoa taken accent
iag to directionsstamele bottle*. go and gll
At few Detroit awl Clevelaad. ctIll
both wart at Port Serest and polars on M.
flair River.
wilts; large bottles ,sue dollar. Genuine
wasepapterbsy os); ien.s. sbine. Sod ball a"10Ai
somaptatprina.
CWESTaaCM
and II3 Klag street Kase.
Toronto. OW, 14.4 .1 JAS. WILSON'S Drag
Store Goderich 111141S -
A Seven Da3rs"rrip
with the privilege at speaollag 54 limey 10
Chtvelana. haws la lialthlt• earl 12 bears Is
Saginaw or nay nty. at the esprementediv
'km pew of
ill in TH1 &MID TRIP,
171CLUDiN0 WHEALS AND MIRTH*
Atmortinillit•Chartriter A [MILLE RA 11) always
04
Per rates or reeigrif Yawl pamsete. awl en ho-
teramehow apply ta
WM. LIM AIMS at nemeses'
.'e. a. am a memer.;0„. Dow.
Oederieh. Mar MN ISM VW.
GENUINE
SINGER
SEWING MACHINE.
CHAS. P.RETTY,
Having been impointed agent of the abovx
machine. begs to aolicit the usual public poi
now, and will supply machines on libsth
terms.
Try the Clenuine Singer.
Residence : Victoria street. near the M. Z
Chorea'. oodertek.
Chderich. Dee, ils. dn. ted -11.
7 A weet . sate at beam by the ii
destriom. Bost beanies. ROW b
rore the public. Cepa* set nee
ed. We wilt mart you. Mon, w
awe. lays mid girl wanted van
erases us week Ow us. Now Is the dateTi
ems work la mare Mine. or rive your whol
time to die Imehmeo. Re otber busmen wl
pay you nearly es wen. No ose can tail I
malt* eartesseetiaare= enotoglas et am
Costly outfit terms free. Moiety NMI
tail, madly. y. Address Taus ,
Co.. Amnesia. Melee
Bin 11111 k
BLOOD
MID
BiN4 Rs
Cares Dimness, Lees of Appetite, Itedigeotion, Bi6OUP4C"
Dneepeia, Jaundice, A,feetiens of the Liner and Kidneys,
Pimples, Blotches, Boils, Humors, Balt Rheum, Seropela,
Erysipelas, and till diseases arising from Imptre Bleed,
Deranged Stomach, or irregular action of the Bowels.
PREMIUM
WORK POWDETZ
Ars pleamat bake Cantsto their s
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