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Fun and Fancy.
A ..mmcr refuel- the iee create f e-
1a1tii.
Ari* is is cries between •.k.le and
. weak
'This r s suggestion of apneas,' said
the rat as the trap closed upon him.
A convention d barbers was broken
up beesese one num avid he bad • rater -
ninon I.e desired t.. offer.
Imp,vesisL.J peewees desiring to wet -
nut suicide cats now refs Ice Cucumbers
an quoted at only fifty cent• apiece.
'Kir Me as 1 Fall Asleep,' is the title
of a now song. It might work all right
with some men, hut It woul•I wake us
right ult.
'I dui n like tae. much humbleness,'
soya Cook ()pie Reads. •De worst is s,
low dat he crawls, DJs' he oats yer .utter
yer dead.
It was a gallant Pittshurr fifties*
whom. Iwouuic reply te tbequestwu,' W bat
is your favorite huse carriage r was, 'A
pretty girt'
First lady : 'Mrs. Dash hasn't the
slightest ouuuderation.' Second lady :
• Why r First lady : 'Because she's al-
ways iu when auybudy calls.'
A Fr.uch dramatist makes nue of his
characters in a recent play declare that
he is 'holding up the tr,wsers of despair
with the bra of ho
N
pts
A colored barber in Idaho has shown
the color line. He refuses to shave the
Indians. He differs from the average
post -trader in this respect.
'You an weak,' said a wuget, to her
son, who was remonstrating against her
inn again. 'Yes, mother,' he re-
Iied,Tm so weak that 1 can't go • step -
ether.
'I. this a singing doll T asked i.:.e of
he clerk. 'Y.s, mdemoieelle.' 'How
o you make it sing Y 'Just as you would
ny other young lady.' •How is that i'
y pre..tmr it.'
The average married woman is u oow-
y Se an India*. She waits patiently
hubby to stigpler in half -shot at the
hours of t s morning, and then
away at him froom under cover.
There is a postmaster in Texas who
been in three was and whn has lived
er live eoverttaents, says a news
• If he baa been married five times
ain't ism tyine why he has been in •only
wars.
0, I clout object M tlkaslnell east a
,' said • widow to her btu. 'It re -
me of dear John, who declared
although he didn't like the taste of
he hal to smoke to keep the
out of his mouth.'
Chawles,' sighed the p•aetia!
Revell*, I yearn for the balmy
,when I Dan hie me to the verdant
and bathe in the mellow rays of
ng sun !"I would bathe in
more substantial, and not
t quite so public " said the prosaic
i *Mores of Blisaom.
!Main titins sod high thinking.
Remorse is the cab•• e1 • host tutee.
Hare • are ler a silsnt dog sod a still
water
Tu hate excelieuce a t.. beat at Its op-
pueite pule.
Pnde cola w more time Lunger,thint
and odd.
A 1.hil.eo•phrr is Dile she, ''acvrpis the
ailwtiou. '
Thou a h.. can emenneed the.Nlrr•
commend .Abers.
He hath dashes s.aMci,rnt who. Lath
.noueh to he cow. aside.
Soft words, aarnl fnemds ; outer
wursb. last iter esieauiee
C•oota.t eiti. the stolid either brook.
ur iaArdre• +Se loon.
To rsa.1 4111a,•ut Be!! ..v, t• l:ke rat
in;f without .iiyte•tieg.
Trews lets is ala..ys :aloe, and Due
flrmiss'as is ale lea 105..
Our tiro.'.!,• urns( lee i tt s.u.cttaties,
our rebore In-. the world.
Honer dtss.aaded, is as worthies* as
insult undeserved is hurtless.
Tu count but few thine* rgemary is
the foundation of many virtilai
The Man who has mo poesy, in his
soul never tinds any anywlore else.
Our happiness and misery are trusted
to our conduct, and made te depend up-
on it.
No matter how unworthy a wall may
• sympathy if he
be should have • i i
its ba
y W y
is suffering.
He that cares only for himself, has
bat few p'essures, and they are geueral-
Iy of the lowest order.
The reel wealth of a man is the num-
ber of things which he loves and blesses,
and by which he is biased.
Idleness is the most corrupting B
that can grow on the human mind.
Men learn to deo ill by doing what is next
to it -nettling.
Never aomtradict anybody in general
society. Rarely do it even at home. •
Nobody likes to be contradicted, even
when contradiction is deserved.
Examine your lives, weigh your mo-
tives, watch over your conduct, and you
will n..t take long to learn or discover
enough to make you entertain charitable
opini..ns ..f .there
SWIM be wytematte.
No vte.t w•,rk was ever accomplished
without system. Did you ever stop to
eaosider how much time is lust in this
world for lack of system 1 A home -
keeper will for lack of system fool sway
the merniog hours and diaper time
comes before the brsakfut dishes are
washed, simply because halt • down
things are uuder way at the same time,
and no one thing accomplished. Yuu
sometimes ask a yuung man whom you
knew ought to have plenty of leisure,
why he did not do such and such a
thing, only to be answered : ' I didn't
bare time.' Why did be not have time?
* He was talking with • few friends, may-
be, telling atones or what may be worse,
hi and beton he is aware of
the request of Princess Louise, the
ted painter Millais has decided to
nt the Ceasei& national gallery of
tinge with one of his famous pict-
and the subject chosen is a por-
t of she Marquis of Lone, • painting
to lee truly worthy of the airmailedt. The picture is ezpeeted in Can-
ter\' took.
NakRatak aner
k %e..
e following clever trick was recently
e l apon an avarictous French lsud-
hy a poor wretched engraver who
doing not ng,
it his spare time was up -it had been
wasted. You have no idea how much pg
•
Household Hints.
Mirrors with plush frames are now
g
be flgt t1y11.et the wall. Soave of the
.sweet tea.&aresdered ingay Neches
et sower., sit pai.ted
Lacs e.rtain• are not fashionable ex-
cept for bedrooms. They thee have a
lambrequin of dark green or dark red,
abuseswhacb eotuts harmonise with ales
evwry tkisg. creaks a bedstead cks at each ,waveseent
.•f teas sleeper, teusuvere
the •Lite and ■p
the ends of each in old newspaper. The
will prune • complete silence, amid is well
e et tit the trouble,
Sponges which are to be used in the
arch roam may be euhe.ed by bailieqp
fur a few minutes in three wooers. Af•
ler even time of boiling rinse it in c .Id
waosr, and put onthe starve agate in •
pan ..f odd water.
(lase way to peep.re onion Severing
fur w revetable amp le lake a large
5uu i
•, nesse.ve the ester AU, then stick
cloves into the ,etiun and bele it until it
is cooly bnawuerl. The peculiar flour
thu. gained is relished Ly the epicure.
Berme beg inning to non, yaiekle the
table plentifully with water and lay on
the treeing blanket. This will hold it
firmly in place end prevent all wrinkling
■ nd shoving about Never try to ionswith •blanket hotelier wrinkles les or buumbe&
An economical and appetizing wayto
cook
iia) very small i.otat...'s Is to first was',
and serape thew well, mei thee$, and
the instant they are done drain off the
water, dry them off, and then its the ket-
tle, ri?pht with them, make A milk gravy.
This is a nice dish for breakfast or sup-
per.
There is no purifier like fresh die ; And
the whole house, every meanie it, whotla-
er it has been used or not, shined be
opened every day. Many housekeepers
who arc faultless in every other respect
neglect the proper airing of the house..
and the genus .1 disease are developed,
and sickness'which an nut bo accounted
for overtakes the family.
Fur • nice rice pudding take nue cup
of boiled rice, a pinch of salt, one pint
of milk, one tablespoonful of cornstarch;
let therm boil ; add yolks of tau eggs,
beaten with a cup .•1 sugar and a tew-
o ...oful otumefies. f lemon ; pisco in pu•l•
don: dish. It will hake in • few initiates.
Beat the white .4 tee.• eegs with tw..
heaping ap unsful ..f sugar ; *wad over
the top ; le: it brown.
There is no reason 1410•ederdone
meat should be c,nsides.11 more nutriti-
ous than that which is mtderately and
pnerly cooked, with all its juices pre -
tarred. The chemical element' of un-
derdone meat are nut sufficiently acted
ss
u pon by heat to be either readily di*est-
ed or assimilated. Unlea physician
orders raw or pertly cooked treat for
• special ecial d►etic reason, it is far bet-
ter to,give an invalid well-done meat,
or that which it only medium rare.
An appetizing salad is easily made of
cucumbers and tomatoes. Peel and slice
the cucumbers, and let them stand in
add salted water while Oa prepa.e a
l
ast, salad decagon .e the salad
work can be accomplished in • day
it there is only system and appliatiuo.
A few moments work at a certain time
each day on sums special obiect
will acconivlish that object before the
worker ii fairly aware of it, and at the
same time will not Interfere with the
regular duties of the hour. Every
neem.nt is precious wed under rome
systematic plan can he ptilised for busi-
ness or plensere. The nerlhant who
does bceinees in a slip shod way is not
the mat who succeeds. The mechanic
gait into arrears with his rent :- who only work* to kill time and lacks
:, a. me a little time, said tbe tenant, sjits in what ole does is the one who
ice discovered a mneansd Paling you alwat . i•l:ds along in the state old rut.
11.' No mater how Lard ins:, be your work
'itch "',turned the landtor.l, iacredu- it can I.e mail, Much easier by taki,u
l 'How, 1 should like to kuew 1' i
Y-adtamut;r.4. millets. ..i time su.
'Leek bore,' replied the engraver, s' etemiz:ret y..ur ..pewar
.....,rat woe •ding 5.
mfg • hundred -franc cote usysteriees- the tinge you have and the .cork un
from a drawer, 'that's my lest piece of hwud You a u'' let up 00 •job Kevan
without .1 oilier o/ arwphcating affairs
'Did you do it 1• *11,1 iuere m enz your work. You can't
'Mainly., attend to half a dozen different things
'You yourself-*nd not the irk to f at time "me time without •11e:,tiov all d
ranee them. The only sure plan of .sac•' -ss in
'No, if* my work. -_ _ Yee is to solemn t se year every seti•er
'Whit yea frost'tie with M-blt tags That teary uroaw oowul. toward: -
hour 1' And the landlord took the object ya.0 w•.nid seeo-uplish-(Peek's
noes, and hurried off to the bank. There i Son.
they assured him that it au perfectly __ _
good, and Belly changed it for him. , on ;.ttutd ':hat, while Mr (:e••rge
As he hurried beck to his lodger the
wretched roan's head fairly swam with j i',)1e reit tee a at werk Lo hlalcKeuzis
visions of untold wealth. 'My Kurd ;ate iia. he tripped ulnen snmethm, and
fellow,' h ed teaching the h. ute
a cried, on fell for*,od . . , the circular saw. ON
all out of breath, 'bow clever yaw •re • I of hn areas was almost oat in two *.a
Why don't ye. make thousand Efate his hark anal leg were also badly Iaoe ei
notes r ed before he was able to extricate him-
Fur the very good reason that 1 have Ielf from the saw. His clothine was Wilt
Raver seen one.' into shreds. 1i• is not likely to recover.
'That need he no obstacle -hen is
h
one Copy it and I will be beck ere
in a week's tithe. We will share it.' At
the sad of the week the landlord made
his a mews. 'How doses the note
get on r was his aaxiow inquiry.
Your note ' Why, I have spent it
with two or three friends, you vagabond!'
majestically replied the engraver.
'Spent it ! but--'
o noise, or I11 split :' And the man
explained to his landlord that he had
outrageously taken hies in, and that the
hundred franc note was perfectly good.
He wa.uad up by advising bile to teru
hie avaieousae.s in another directio.o
se.ltary l.sseeett.s•
if you would avoid sickness clear away
the filth and rubbish about your premises
establish pruner drainage and admit pure
dr. The skin, kidneys and brash' ate
the slnictways of the human t11.ay. Re
gelato thew channels of health with
Burdock Bttr d Bitten which act direct-
ly to purify the blood and regulate the
stomach, liver and kidneys
A Remarkable +.sap..
KM M..ry A. 1)tile7,of Tunkha,.u..ck,
P&.,waa aftlretttl for six years with Asth-
ma and firenchitia, during which time
the beet physicians could give no relief.
Her Lfe was deepened of, until in last
October she procured a Cottle of Dr.
Kings New Dieter/try, when ,n.mediate
retie( was felt.'.nd by C..ntlnning its see
for a short tame she was completely ,.r-
ed, wining to A. -.h fie) leas in • few
nw.nt he
Free Tnel fhetiws of this I•ertain mere
ret .11 Thnwst and Lung ihasaaes at Joe
W,Ie.n'• drug Wore. Large Bottles
51.00 (4) shuttle
bowl with lettuce, if imitable. and elite
the tomatoes and put a layer in the
bowl ; season with salt, sugar, and pep-
per ; then lay a layer of cucumbers in,
season in the same way, and so On until
the bowl is full, pour the dressing over
the top, or you may put all the sliced
ea ;umbers in one layer in the bowl, and
lay tho sliced totnatoea over the top, just
esprit prefer.
A Te e:twieal Mage.
The fulluring story is told of Judge
Gray, now of the tnstei States Supreme
Court : A man was brought before him
who was justly charge], with beingan of-
fender of the meanest eon. hrmgh
wine technicality the judos w es obliged
t.. discharge him, hat as he did so he
chose the time to gay what he thought of
the matter. "I believe you are guilty,"
lie said, "aid wnnld wish tar e.a,denrto
you +evenly, hitt through is petty tech-
nic -day I am obliged t•• di.e!aarge you.
1 know you are g c' s i l a•' •1•' y.u,
and 1 wish you to rem roller that ion
111 some day pee heifer, i hotter and •
wiser Judge,wnen you will h, dealt with
according to justice and not according to
law."
A Sls'aw/ry
That is daily bringing joy to the homes
of thousands by saving many of their
dear ..nes from an early grave. Truly is
Dr. Kings new I)iacevery for Consump-
tion, Coughs, Colds. Asthma, Bronchitis,
Hay Fever, Lass of Voice, Tickling in
the Threat, Pain in Side and Chest, or
any disease of the Throat and Lungs*, a
positive cure. Guaranteed. Trial Bot-
tles free at J. w iliam's Drug Stone. Large
size $1.00. ((1)
L05eps has • running account with
sleep takh.g twenty four hours at • time
sod at,atlotfier none for five or six nights.
. /MatN.s Iliac .w,.
Wa Johese., d Nigro*, D sk. , writes
that hoe wife had bees tr. wiled with
.cute lirenehttie fee matey ye •, iota that
alt remidaes tried p..* no peruaw«est re -
Id, until he pestered • battle of Dr,
King's New Dsssuvery fur C.wolumptiu.(
Coughs and Golds, which hada wagtail
effect, and produced • peranaueut curs.
It is ivaranteed Io cure all dtesaes of
Threat. Lungs or Hnooehial Tubes.
Trial '• uses free at J. Wdsa,n • drug
store. L.rge sine 51.00. (5)
Myr ash hr easel!... wre sea.J ar N -
sees. 1Nb111b and Nssipwta...
The treat German Invigorator u the
only specific for impotency, nervous de-
bility, universal lassitude, forgetfulness,
pain in the back or sides, no matter bow
shattered the system may be from ex-
cesses .4 any kind, the Great German
Remedy will restore the ' et functions
and secure health and happiness. $1.00
per box, six beau fur 05.00. Heald by
all druggists. tient DO receipt .d prow,
pommels paid, by F J. Cheney, Toted.,
Ohio, sok rgettt for United Stators Cir-
culars and testimonials sent free. Sista
by Geo. Reyna', sole agent for Gide-
rich 9m
A tatea.t.s M all leabl.rt.
Iia these tinges when our newspapers
are &.•sided with patent medicine adrer-
tisetuenta, it is gratifying to know *hat
t.. procure that will twrttinly cure you
. .. heels
r
blood out f
bilious, .1
If you ars 1
liver inactive, or :'metal debilitated,
there is nothing its the world that will
cure you a• quickly as Electric Bitteas.
They are a hlessimy to all snanwin.l, and
stn lie had for oily- fifty •a••,it* A bottle
,f James Wilma 12:1
aThr Ie.
if you are suffering with low and ..:e -
pressed spirits, loss • f appetite. genital
debility, disordered blesel, weak e•aaa•i-
tutwou, headache, or any ,Iia s*r , f a l••1-
ious nature, by all memos proem. a 1•ot-
tie of Electric Hitters You will be sur-
prised to ars: the rapid improvement that
will follow ; you will doe inspir••l with new
life; strength rind activity will return ;
pain and inisery will cease, and hence-
forth you will rejoice in the praise of
Electric Bi,ters. Sold at fifty cents a
bottle by J, Wilson. ((:I
To Ike RNleal rosins... aad all whom
11 may
Phosphatine, or Nerve Poon, a i • 0 -
photo Element based upon l+ci'-r•ifle
Facts, Ft/nunlated by Professor Au.tin,
M. D. of Boston, Mass., earls Puhuaan-
ary Consumption, Sick Headache. Ner-
vous Attacks, Vertigo and Neuralgia
and all wasting diseases of the human
system. Phosphatine is not a Medecine.
bus a Nutriment, because it contains no
Vegetable nr Mineral Poisons, Opiates,
Narcotics and no Stimulants, but .impp
ly the Phosphatic and Gartric Elements
found in our daily food. A single bottle
u sufficient to convince. All Druggists
sell it. $1.00 per bottle. Lowestc &
Co., sole agents for the Dominion,
55 Front Street East Toronto
A Wide Awake MMISIII -
J. Wilson is always alive to his busi-
ness, and spares no pain to secure the
best of every article in his line. He has
secured the agency for the celebratedDr
King's New Discovery f..r Consumption,
the only certain cure known for Con-
sumption, Coughs, Colds. Harsenesa
Asthma, Hay Fever. Bronchitis, er any
affection of the Thrust and Lungs. S .1i
on • positive .guarantee. Trial bottles
free. Regular size 51.00. 13'
The Outwit) Government have grant-
ed an allowance of $750 to the family of
the murdered Sandwich jailer.
.AAnptunknown scoundrel poured ter-
' 't kye Metcalfe, Ontlandnet it Mrg te a
Complaint has been made to the .or-
t)rnment of the number of "Assisted im-
migrants" in Montreal unable to find
employment.
The four lads who recently lied from
Montreal in search of fortunes in the
States are reported to be in the laeigh-
borhoed of Rotboro.gb.
On Thursday, • sig -year-old daughter
of James Dougherty, Mitchell, spilled
eel oil en her clothes, which ought
fin. She died a few days after.
BankinS
BANk t►M' MON1'1:EAL
c4PI)AL. -
• I•,iww:asb,
"SURPLUS', . - • someone.
Goderich Branch.
D. GLASS Menefee.
Allows interest ea dgsMt•. Drafts. lotto.
of orwlit and circular sten taserd. pyab
(a all parts of the world. DM.
Itt:ITlrH AM. CUT. Tuso.To Ratabllsae
PIIUItIHHX INS. COT, of Loa DWI Ragisadi-
kdablrhrd 17O&
MAFtTE(►tl', INr. l'O'Y. •f HaiiTeua. Cosa.
Keteolt•tu .1 Ian.
Risks lake u the aboveSresctar• Oft* at
the lowest rwu• by 1101tACK HOItT(h.
TT a underafsu• d is also Amoebae' .•5 iFe
t'ANAIIA PLR. l.0 -t\ 6rt. SAVINGS CO. oft
Tome TO.
Mewl to Lw ea armss ism ssctwlty. rose
7 to • p r Cron. Charo'-s moderate.
•toKat t" 001T(1N.
Coder' '4 Sepik le. Itler.
CANSAN ADIAN BANK OF COMMERCE
ea
)
1 •Leto it.iimr.l,vea
Yawl rp (upite , 16,000, . r.•4.up t. Lapel: eat
iltiBiEl.,,l'h:outsammetlisotf,rabb.av
s,1 health Ledone
Reid, - - *I, 1(I(►rl • .,s ebruse oaf she treat
Presiders' - Elio•:. ICJ/ McM4$rIJt
U.eer&Yraaper. -- - II'. 4 .....,.-.5-.,
Goderich Branch.
A. M. ROSS, - - - - b1AsA.-se.
Iota -not allowed on deposits. Drafts a.s. e
the principal Towns wad t'it1es w a meads
Oreat itritatu and the United States. bough
and so d.
AAra•'oMo Fanners cm \Wes. with oar.
more ua.lursera, without mortgage. 1731
S9
A week . lade •i home 1•)' 55 0 in
d,rtriuu.. 11a•al Lusts.t rr taw t e
fore the s'a li . t'a.tIt.: 14.1 tc•d
0.1. We x111 start .• u. )len. esu
nen, begs aad g'.t l wool.. a ery
where 1a w rk for us. Nutt Is •1'e time. You
Dau work in .p m• I5r... Yr •ie.• o • ua a lute
time to the barites• Nu .tho a M,-., . e w tel
- eel ere rih fail to
♦ am tweets b 1. No w.
make rnonuuu. '.was, b)- regattas at orae.
Costly outfit mei terms fn... Money made
teal, easily. and honorably. Address TTrca t
Oe,. /beeline. Mal..e
The People's Livery
J. P. FISHER & JOHN KNOI
1
saving ;i iruh•tstrl the Lit er) bnar,ea. of .duo.
E. *5wnrtx, formerly on ue.I by Itulw•,t Kerr.
rdiri' w .hare of puhlir patronage. They
.aran•w• ralis'at-tom, to all. and infer
'The Finest Rigs
AT itI.55s)NAIt1.F: 1'ltll't".
.5 i' tell rile. F. I'4 -porosity ltalley'w
t . r:. •,e Serle:. of a 7 cent ,tamp.
.:l*0* Lh, F. •. 11'1.. fat. IMEirn Versed* as wlga r a>Kw *Teat.
GERMAN INVIGORATOR!
a In. , ;,..Ilia ea) and porn anent y Marra BM -
pit. n. y housed by estwses of say kind I
*e telaal Mek.ssa, awl all dunces that 101-
11.,:r...
01-
1...• a .ntua-nv. of W If.AIliac. es huts of en -
'...w . I naewur) . ur 1.,r,al 111•+1 ude,
1 -.,o .n II.. 1.., 1. dont.,s of deice. prew.a-
alr, • I.: air. and many dew•■ Mtwaras that
I. Lci to moanAi ur sonsutnptiun and a pr'ma•
t ur, crate.
Semi fur a insulars with testimonials free by
mail. The 11i1t:0tA1•U as sold at fu per
hoz. ur dz bairn fur :3, h) all druggima, or
will he sent free my mall. securely weird, on
r. avp1 of price. b .ddnring.
F. J. CIIENKY, Druggist.
lI Summit Kt.. Tntrdo. Oklo
lin.. I:nets-,
4.le Agrat for (ioderlch
I
i-'. apt, ate al way • oa the look
to ,n.rrase
sat f ,r chance*
11,tir ,-artaingw.anti it• time be
..neer w.slthy ; those who de
no mproce their opportute
It i. •• remain in poverty. We 5.mr a arta
cbas.. W sake nwur\. We want a e1i, wo-
men. bogs and girls to work for us its cheer
own l.n-alrtirs. Anyone can do the work pro -
wit from the first start. Tine basin. to will
Pa) neer.- than ten ''ole. ordinary wee... 5 *-
5.(ia a. outfit hirwi-ho d fn c. No in •,-, ea. -
Kt .4e sour ss hole to rapidly. ••••
.s only
you. spare u,om.ntr. Full ie.. in Minn and
an thaw is seerwary sent fro. ... • 1. ►s *TIs
title t On. Fertilise!. Mam.,-
16600.00 Reward..
We tt;11 pay 11. ohm., rs est•' fe r ea ) base
Liver('eaut.lalad. D).pepaka. Kkk 1 •rdattte.
lwdlimetiee. Comet Wet rn rr (tot •.1 raw we
realm, cure wtth%Setre Vsg.islk 1 tvtrPills,
when the direettnnaarc atrt,1 +.•npl'rdsoh,
The) .re {{l1urch Voir. tahis'. es.. a . as r fail to
site,atiafaull,... *sesrl'..ates. 1 wore it, sea
cont Jning a• ' 15M, v., .4110. FN ole by all
INWigi.tr. 1. wart .,.. , ung ria its and Imlta-
tiow. The union maculae' only 5i
JOHN 5'. WIEST & last.. "The Pill Maker.'
Slated 5Ct King W. (Cass, Tonnito. Ont. Free
total picketer sent by Nil premed on receipt
These are 5.134 Ihela.
The best blood purifier and system re-
gulator ever placed within the reach of
s'iffering humanity, truly is Electric Bit-
ter.. inactivity of the Liver, Biliousne•
dumber, (' .ustipation, Weak Kidneys,
er any ditsewse of the urinary organs, or
whoever requites art appetizer, tunic or
mild stimulant, will always find Electric
Bitten the hest and only certain cure
known. They set surely and quickly.
every bottle guaranteed to give entire
.atisfaction or ni onoy refund's:, 14..hl at
fifty nests s bottle by J. Wilson, (41
-sem
A Lite 5av1.,a.
Mr. M. E. Allis.n, Hutchinson, Kan.,
saved hie life by a anemic Trial Bottle ..5
Dr. King's New Discovery, for Gm-
somption, which caused him to posture
• largo bottle. thato.mpletely cured him,
when Doctors, cl►a'Itfe •of climtte and
everything else had failed. Asthma.
Br..nchttia, H. oneness. Severe Coughs,
and all Threat and Lung diseases, it is
guaranteed to, cure. Trial B.dtles at J
Wslsen's droit store. Largs rias $1. (1).
The newest style of cheap advertising!
was produced recently. A child d nine'
bewail to cry terribly at the corner of •
street till the crowd gree larger and
larger. Nothing would he sty t111 it be-
came larger still, when at lest he mailed
..ut quite loudly, w that all might hear,
that they might take him home to '115,
In tniveling, be Beta into the gest c,atn- Avenue Road,at Smith, the hoetmaket s,
partgsent at head, and ute anywhere ; if who had recentlyJ reeeireri a fresh im
be finds an .Rrseable companion, he prrtation of kid slwtes 1rum F'uiA.
talks : if not, he folds his .rats and goes ---
to sleep. never wakttg aetil he reaches Keep lemons in • hoz ,,f damp sand in
• odd cellar during the winter.
Father -'I never imagined that your
studies would oast me so winch money.'
Stadmit --' Yes , and I don't study much,
wither.'
his destination. When he went down
the other de 5o Ohessay,near Botdesez,
he reqs the guard to wake him lest
he should p On • voyage from
Marseilles t. Alessodria he slept 107
hours out of the 1N1 of the voyage, and
thin sot foe some dry+*
z
1
A. MON" Tribes..
Theron P. Keator,tditnr of Ft. W-.yoe
Aerials W a.. ! lad., (idsepq write : 'Fix the put live
T. W. Aitkins, Girard, Kan., writes , years i have always weed Dr. King's New
'i never hesitate to reeni mend yunr' D1taPeery ler ought' of most severe
Electric Bitters to my enatran.es, they character, a well as for those de mild,"
wive entire eseinfodinn and are raped type. it never foils to Wort a seised,
sellers.' Rl.etrie Bitters are the purest cure. My friends to whom 1 have ra-
and hest rnedie1ne known and will pool- eummended it speak of it in •nee high
tied rare Nideey and fiver outrun,* I tens. Having hears eared by it .4 every
Parry the blood a.d regulate the Iwundo eoegh i have had fee i.e yews, f we -
7(n family ren Mold h0 he witkoet there leder it dm ,til r,lisbte and sure more
They will save liendrede of dollars in for tM s, ole.' Call ■t Wilson's
dearinr's kill. evwy year. kohl at 60 ata ( Drat ittore aad Old a Free Tytltl Nettle.
1 h J Wil.twi.
131 Lug' .ins sLOo. (5)
♦-- - ..:,5. Itf. tulip , if
f f ' Anl dare paste )las di •
lem ably and sub Health %e&l e r.
li-on. leave :wud
•1•.Ito autotimeautotimertime. ? 6 A a-, r yet oma •
town. £5 outfit free. !s: .. risk. E.eryal tsf-•
new. ('.rpital sot required. t%e swill furtitsti
you ever) thine. Many are nal. it g fortune.
Ladle •
mai.* as al ts: b as men. aid try c and
girls stake trreat pay. (leader. it you want
business at which you .•an make `rest tee} all
the tome. write f•.•- particulars to !1. N si.i.cTl
t,Co. Portion )tai
S•Aa •
Tr. I*
$1000 FORFEIT w- - - -
Haring the utmost t0,.0d.ns 1,. I'5 •r
betty over 511 others,
and aft,+ t1 ouern.ls of
:t..tt s of the masa enmpl: •'ed and Bea erre
earn we could fine we feel )1141 5554,4 in Maid -
Ing to forfeit One Thousand Dollars for any
case of coughs. colds. sore throat, influenza
hoarseness. bronchitis. carp polypi ion in ita
oxide rages• whooping eoh•:h. a•,d all diseases
owhi h w only . throat s claim relnd ief. that we can't , are
with West's Cough syrup. w here taken arroro
Ing to direutlu.,.. Sample bottles. r5 and 'o
cents: large bottles one duller. o•rt.utne
wrappers only 5. bine. Scold by all drupelets,
or tient he repression roc^lpt of prier. JOHN
('.
WEST .t• C.L. al awl R3 1: in. street Fast,
Toronto. Oat. S.oadat JArt. WILSON'S Drag
Steve (:oderlcb HMS-
Vick's Floral Guide
Dr. F:. ('. W.rT s NERRYr. Axr. RBA.s TrkAT
M) ST. a guaranteed CiSe fur Hy across Mz
atlsa' -.
Cons cashew.. i1., Nrr%Our Neuralgl•
Hea.tg.le. N••r.uns Prostration clime bythe
'tae of alcohol .r tole. .o. Wnkefulue.r. en-
tal la -{revision. 5'ofleMee of the Ilrail•. result
log in lnwanit} and leading to tnk,ry, deeay
and death. Pio-mature OM Age. ISarwr•neu,
Lasso( Power fp either se x. Ins-nlu:0u' y L. owe
and S1.rrnulorrl ora. roused by user-, serf iota
of 11..• bruin. w -l( -abuse cr over -indulge nee.
One box -.,111 cure recent caller. Fish box Cron
taloa one n.oatb's treatment. One dollar• box
or six Wait for Ate dollars : sent by mall pre
paid wee receive of price. We guarantee al:
bears to cure sop vase. With each older re-
ceived by us for els boxes, ascompsnied with
five dollars, we will send the pur•haaer our
written guarantee to refund the motley If the
traitm.,.t does not egret s .ere. OtArantett
lante4 only by JAME* WILIN%. role anther
teed agewt for Goderich, lint. JOHN C WKST
k ext., sole proprietor.. Toronto Ont.
ser lees 5• a. Elmosal Reek er ole rages. 3
Colored Males *Masters avid T.gelsbles.
sad more taws id a OI.slr.Uews of the
choicest Flower:, i'lants and 5'eg.talk.. and
Dir ctor%fur growing. 15 is) androme.•n mgt
for the Center table or a Holiday Prevent,
+tend on your name awl Poet IMIce address.
with ter omits. and 1 will send you n copy.
postage paid. This Is not quarter of its err►. 1
1t is printed in both F:rehab and (icemen. 1f
on :'tows ids order grids deduct the in rte.
gl.'c*Ards are (h. Reil la the 11 arid?
"
T1,IrtnnAl. (;omni: will tail how ,n c• t end '
grow them.
teek•sflower and Serrtable Garden. CIS
emirs. t: l'olun•d Plates. 10 F:,•grr' irgs. For
1h terata In taper cover: 71.ne to elegant
.doth. In German or Knelt:h.
tete`:'• Illw•Irlfnl xasthly I..NIN
Pao t- n ('olor• d Plate in every n ter
many Ana' F, sena wan Pvt. a •' ::s ie at
otos ( Inc 11.1e. !stilton • r ? , t. 1 er
seat fo, t, n c. ret• ::• Ir'..1 .moles fo: esnlae
.: AMJd8 171011C
Racwwwwwa. itY
GENUINE
SINGER
SEWING MACHINE.
CHAS. PRETTY,
fluter bee* spanlwtee agent of the above
ms.blas. anis t+0 sullen the 510.1 umiak pat-
ronage
asronage• awl mitt soppll m•e)lne• nee literal
the gentle Singer.
IaiSSssea Vlahsrla antsra. non the M. R.
tiedi old► One. fa& IM. MOO
DIM !PP-
T IS NO HUMBUG, BUT REALITY.
ME:ENUIN'S
1'OZN1L_.PO W D E R S.
AssIshiesRNelnhe. contain tbeir own
Taptive. Ia • esti, sure. an 1 rih
dsarnl/er N wens la CMldna or A
That Diphtheria Is awe of the root ,Ien.cer
nes dMressa ansi a -*.ally sweeps away Ih,oa.
Geode of rhlhl,rn, ,s a fart which no one can
den,. and that don -tress In ,many e•.r• are
piwerla'a wgaiwel It is Iewr a. visa' A med5-
Ine that 5, a ,irtain id etre eon. Mr
this dAngerona and cord o • dssasr• should
he balled wish jnr and w. -tidy trek -mord by
ewery family. far ace IA rim.• orf nerd A ero-
sion 15 etch moire ea silt • h.. k,d at the
e•one own i• '.w• galnot bntdwat.
Ist. 5. with this 4-.•+•c. Keen tn•.ttrine nn
MGA sad de b, wait 1111 11 5. km kV,. 11n' -h
• me•rk,lne Is ...Meryl Ih•- nrshlic is DISK
LAMNr htPNTNprtl t m.•,.1 t Rnt'P It 1/
t\y We are lb .rnrehle. mwrtrieed that It
w1111 answer its porpoise. 1.•tlars parrot bore
Mos *Iv owl for the Dominion of (aesd&
and trrsrantlrrws w-,• taken • Sat an mss .111 Ilwl
tar, 11. We kliedlr ask nodical mow to giro
Ihle►erm•de at trial. T„etwhm,Isl•, eirrislars
std trio bastes sins on wptdrine Inc.
a4Ar•nw Iter. 11 1111rItt 5111/. Mari h P.O
Ontario.
pet flute e1 MM. ae a aa' arum Mev.
Md,elea. Ne.
Jobe tine. *N-1 1
WILL CURE
ale fOU3NES&
DYSPEPSIA.
Di JESTION,
J / J zD10E.
C'/11PLLt^.
£'LT R%E(':.+,
OR REUEVE
DIZZiNE88,
DROPSY,
FLUTTERINO
OF THE HEAfl',
ACIDITY OF
t'NE 8T ONACN,
i''ART BURN, DR. Yf88
i _ 4iiatCHE, OF THE SKIN,
/ •-d every oracles o1 enemies whin& nets
C •erdaed (•Vt0, KlOr4EYS, ST( AC0 ,
DOWELS OR *1000,
1'. /ILBURN & CP., p'"p''T' i1To
S66
. week athome. gA,t.ontMEre,.Pay
•5.nlrstetr .ere. Nn rest (`a (aN
I w
oven red. Nessler. If ton a awl bodiless,
as which perwnes of 'alter err. young
tR eta ssn make greet pay all the time that
work. alt/. abwolite.crtalnty Writ, hes WI
asetle=laro to H. 1111•1.1 err d• I n.. Poetised,
i/.ite Is