HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1884-3-7, Page 7Fun and Ftncj.
Tie fuiliaawiiag bill was lately preseat-
ed to • fernier la Suseeo : 'Tuheaging
ten bare doors and myself *eves hour.,
lour shilbn ps aad stxpeoce. '
An old bachelor says : 'It a all a.m-
seaw to prettied tint love is Wad. 1
never yet loser a mea in love who did
Met ire ten time, as mesa& in kir sweet
heart as any one else could.
'Who was It that said it ie not good
fu • titan to be aloe, 1' asked • Suudsy
asbod teacher of his elms. A bright boy
answered : 'Daniel, sir, when he was in
he lion's den.' •
A Philadelphia bride found seventeen
1 U sets of dishes sutueg 'ler wedding
pimenta. Her far-seeing floods evident-
ly knew that she was going to keep a
girl.
An eccentric fellow, who lives along-
side ..f a gra ,yard, was asked if it was
nut an uupl.aaant location. 'No,' said
be, 'I never jived places in all my life
with a set est neighbotethat minded their
own business so Middy as they do.
Spinks went luaus the other night
seieted with double vision. He sat for
sums time with his eleepv gage riveted
un llira Spinks, and then complacently
remarked -'Wall, 1 declare, if you two
don't look •Hough like to be totes.'
'Judge, I desire to be excused from
jury service.' `Why,' asked the court
Became I an only bear with one ear.'
'Oh, you'll du,' said the judge 'We
only bear one side of a • case at a
Urea'
A jolly old uncle has been relating
some incidents of his early life to his
nephew. 'Of all the women you ever
met, uncle,' says ilio young man, `by
which were you the most struck r 'By
your aunt, m boy ; by your aunt !' re-
plies the old gentleman, dropping his
t oloe and fueling the hack of his bead
tenderly.
A deacon once asked his pastor, 'Did
yeti ever think what yea would do if you
bad the Duke of W estmiiister s ineomer
Ti which the impecunious pastor replied
Wall, no : but I hate sometimes
wondered what the Duke would d., tf
be bad mica' It is it long time shoe
we met with such a ready retort.
Tendon journal tell. • story of a
New York Ludy of wealth who scut for
Italian artists to paint pictures to matt*
her tarpeta it probably costa lees to
get Itelutn pictures to match her carpet.
than to get new carpets to match half•:
*tures-and economy is wealth. We
believe it was • London lady who does
ed in warm tints to match her husbso4's '
gg.
no -- 'St
/FA traveller who had just read on the
!post -Dublin. two mike,' thought I
Rieke mums of a pairing Irishman by
H it's two miles to Dublin, Pat,
su▪ er lung will it take to get there r
'Faith,' returned Pat, and if yer he!
w slow as ser wits yell get there oda
Christmas...•io ,wise! imam; los&'too
A girl -tett west is mid to have ravioli;
• tiph lineman three times in M
many months because he was 'too us*
o f a wanderer -he wandered from pole
to pole and from 'climb to climb,' and if
be should came home he d be so insulate
that he'd make one's hair stand on end,
and make ttu end of talk among the
noitghtwn ' _
A smart UWie girl, daughter of a well-
to-do butcher in a township in one of the
colonies, seeing a letter lying on the
lobby table addressed to her worthy
parent. with the letters 'J. P.' after his
name, and not knowing the meaning of
the initials, asked one of her fathers
shopmet to tell her what they meant.
Judge of her little ladyship's utter dis-
gust when told that the inituals stood for
'Judge ..f P. r
A Chicago wholesale house sect out
three female drumnuers by way of experi-
ment. l lee ed them wore all her samples
tea picnic and got lemonade, pie. and
grass stains all over them ; another got'
mashed on a brakeman and followed him
off, and the third reported three new
dresses, a lawn -tennis suit, • garden hat,
and a Langtry bang in her expense
account The house is so well satisfied
with the result of the experiment that it
will sot repeat it
An Aamien who bud been to Europe'
mad was telling a friend who knew he
was a liar, about his trip acmes the At -
Untie, ad how, on shout the 25th of the
month, 'they entered a swarm of locu.ta,
maths locusts carried sway every ditch
of maths off the ship.' The listener'
kinked tluo.ghtful a moment, and then
mail, hesitatingly : 'Yea, I euesa we met
the game swarm of locusts the next day,
the 26th. s locust had en a pair of
camvma��1amt� ' the first liar went around
a coe•ttttidldeked himself.
Words of Wisdom.
A Med dental he bolter than rads
grant.
A day t.. some goon lousier than e
year that a moue.
A good este reales a stout heart .ad
a strung arm.
1 blunt edge will .umetirnm do what
a sharp edge will no&
A foul say maks murrey, but it re-
gains a smart mau to spend it.
A man as he manages himself may die
old at 30 or young at 80.
Diegoe yeast tears have tonsure.
Aad tiess be wens net scads will la
tisateattoes showiest Ob, let Mean fall) T
Their cadence Y rhetorical.
l'bn.haw.
He who emigrates to a cave of the
mountain to ..cape from sir, finds the
devil • naturslilud eitiwu there already.
High position. are Ilse the summits of
high steep rucks ; eaglt»aud reptiles &loos
can reach them. --(Madame Necktie.
Be ad always use writs Intent.
Wt let tby thoughts he easy and uubent :
When our salads' eye are diseoga,ed sad
tree,
They Hearer. farther and dislaetly see.
--Sir J. Denhaltn.
Sinai the well-known victory over the
bore by the tortoise, the descendants of
the tortoise think themselves wirales of
.peed. -{Mune E.:.henbach.
The best ere accused of ezaluaiveners.
It would be more to say, tl•ey separate
as oil from water, as children from old
people, without lave or hatred in the
matter, each seeking his like.-fEmer-
. on.
Falsehood is in a hurry : it may 1e at
any moment detected and punished ;
truth is calm, sorsa, ; its judgment is uo
high ; its King cometh out of the chamb-
ers of eternity. -{Dr. Joseph Parker.
A poor man resembles a tiddler, whose
music, though liked, is not much prais-
ed, because he lives by it ; while a gen-
tleman performer, though the most
err tehed scraper alive, throws the au-
dience into raptures.-[Ouldsmith.
There is no royal road to learning.
Plodding is • common word. It is plain
and homely and it is significant of sturdy
labor. It carne. with it a degree of
slowness, but assures ultimate certainty.
Emerson says : "The wet to make the
world better is by reforming ruather
one, then there is surely one leas villain
in the world.
FJend, comae thou like a friend.
And whether bright thy Mee,
Or dim with clouds we cannot oompeeb
We'll hold out pa seat heads. each is k4
Aad treat thee to the end.
The keepers of whiskey saloons and
dram shops produce nothing, donut earn
anything, but support themselves and
families, if they have any, on the teen-
iestof others. It would be better for
t unt to supoort such vendors
M � • Irrolic drinks and their families in
411sesss, by direct taxation, if they will
than to psrM t theta to sup-
patt Iber.elies and families by mak
1 £ls.iR� portion d_ pour '
a if not crrr� �'�!. o�
ot1�Te•I►let mane.
Three thiega to dos -think, lire, sod -
act
Throe things to govern -- temper,
temgue and conduct.
Three things to cherish -virtue, good-
ness and wisdom.
Three things to lore-couraie, geatls-
Rsae and affection.
Three thintcs to contend for -honor,
country and friends.
Three things to hate -cruelty, arro-
gance and ingratitude.
Three things to admire -intellect, dyg-
nitt an] gracefulness.
three things to hies-oodislity, god -
nee' and cheerfulness.
Three thir,z. to delight in-heauty,
franknem aid freedom.
Throe things to avoid -idleness, lo-
quacity and flippant jesting.
Threw things to wish for --health,
friends and a contented spirit.
'1 twee things te' cultivate -gad looks,
;tied friends and gond humor.
If room* M with low and dr
pressed .pigj/s, loin r f appetite. (moral
debility, disordered blood, Weak consti-
tution. he dMehe, or any deems of • bil-
ious nature*, by all means procure • D..f-
tle of Electric Bittern You will be sur-
prised to see the rapid improvement that
will follow ; you will be inspired with new
Life; strews/gm and activity will return ;
pain and usry will cease, and hence-
forth you will rejoice in the praise
Eleetrlo Bitters. Sold at fifty cents a
bottle by J. Wilson. [81
Tike TMr$es. a.IKrsahloaa
There an, however, cams in which
thirtewt has no terrors whatever. Who-
ever heard an anxious creditor reform
thirteen dollars on a bill that was der
him 1 Was ever an heir know to refuse
• thirteen fhnwesed legacy on even the
thirteenth of the month I Did anyone
ever refute, the gift of a corner lot on •
shred numbered thirteen I We can con-
ceive Zeeland and Englishmen regarding
thirteen as unlucky, hot why Americans
should so Look upon it es nut ou clear.
The numhev of the colons e. was thirteen.
Thirteen !:lite+ formed the Union. and
there were thirteen stare on the first flag.
Pretty grind lees has followed all .d
thee*. -{New York Journal.
emirs$ enema aarve-
Th. greatest tneeliesl wonder ter the
world. Warrant e speedilyeweee
Berns, Ihrume .tea, cert, halt Rhona.
Fever Amos, Clearers, Piles, (7hi1M•iti.,
Cann, Tatter. Obappad Hands, and all
Rkm inrptiest, gtnms.teod tot mut in
every inetswes, o. imesieg refunded. '26e.
per box. Pit lisle lee l• Wilmer. lye
Clothes/ Wisdom.
One actor does not make a play.
Out of the wolfs lair into the tiger's
mouth.
Prevention is better than cure.
Better a to my dug than a deal lion.
As the tai, is bent the trees inclin-
ed.
When the cat's away the rats play.
It is the unexpected which always
happens.
Oxen till the fields, and rats eat the
coot.
Deal with the faults of others as gent-
ly as with your own.
A man thinks he knows, but a woman
kelvin better.
No medicine is as goad se a meddling
doctor.
No needle is sharp at bout ends.
Straight trees are felled first
Only imbeciles watt credit for the
achievements of their anoestra.
Better a dog and peace than a man in
war.
Don't break a ver for • shy .t ant
Everyone Irises a above to the tumbl-
ing walL
You an t chop a thing as round as
you am pare 1t
He who rides • tiger cannot dis-
mount.
Politeness before force.
Don't make dumplings it • teapot.
Doa't take a polo -az to kill • fowl.
Mossy makes a blind man see.
A near Neighbor is better than • dis-
tant Nation.
Wonsan share &inanity better than
prosperity.
A Msudr.s M all u.ahlod.
Ir these times when our newspapers
are flooded with patent medicine adver-
ti.ementa, it is gratifying to know what
to procure that will certainly stir you'
If you are halitous, blond out of order,
liver inactive, or central debilitated,
titre is nothing in the world that will
epee you .n quickly as Electric Bitters.
They are a Mestato all mankind, and
eau be had for only fifty sots a holds
of James Wd sus. [1:)
From the Liver aad Kid.sys arias ful-
ly half the aiebsem Dr. annals finen-
aeh Bitten slim fates both Ling sad
Kidneys and Wiseman** spirt dismiss;
k is net an sleoholis stim•Ytmt, 1lf. knot
bottles at Wessell. es
£711. ilLltON SIGNAL FRIDAY, MARCH .7 18454
• itoasehole Stints.
Sad -berg poison ---oil of sassafras.
Eats and wise avoid ebkri& e1 lime.
Viaegar wWl remove lila from seepage.
Olean wares combs with • broom tuft.
Wormwood ur pennyroyal will drive
out ants.
Yalta of lemon will take Maitre tram
leery kaivM
Picea •em;.:aur gum user your silver to
keep it bright.
Salt, if applied imluedi•tety, will sure-
ly prevent Ink stains_
Wash whitewashed walla with viewer
N. rake paper stick.
Freese house pleats will revive if
sprtualmt with camphor water.
Tobacco tea will kill worms in dower -
pots cod is also good fur the plant.
Water as hot as can be taken is exc.l-
leut in cue ..f nausea and vomiting
Rub your stovepipe with linseed oil,
keep iu • dry place, acrd it will tut rust.
A little milk in the water in which
you aro washine your dishes is much
nicer than soap.
For damp closets and cellars, put *hal-
kw dishes ..f uuslacled lune, and Jaatge
often.
Do nut always keep your piano or or-
gan closed if you watt the keys to re-
main whits.
For house plants : Put a piece .4 raw
beef in the bottom of the put before you
put the dirt in.
A cup of but water taker just after
rising and before retiring is a sure cure
for a mitigation.
Cure for chilblains ; Tak.' a pair of
large sized stockings and put Into each
nearly • quart est wheat flour, wet the
feet thoroughly and dry thein well, then
put on the stockings, squeezing the flour
around so as to entirely cover oke foal
(it will be necessary to wear a very lame
pair of .hoes or slippers.) The stock-
ings must be kept ou might and day for
• week, at the and of which time the
chilblains will have dried away and ceas-
ed to be troublesome
Stour Buttrr.--Using fur a ;Nide
some vase that is larger at the centre
than at the top and bottom ; cut a paper
patten that shall be at least two feet
high and of good proportion. Cut form
stout pasteboard live sections like pat-
tern ; cover them on one side with (grey
cretonne and on the .cher with turkey
red, uverhanding the edges neatly. Sew
the five neetiuma together overhand, and
you have a handsome Japanese vice fur
scraps. Cotton eattine and blue allsaia
may be used in place of cretonne and
turkey red. . =sgaar =IN
Worse-Baoor/ Homes, -With seine
twine, crotchet or tie a band of macrame
lace eight inches long and two inches
wide ; line it with a strip of bliss satin
ribbon. Take a white wood pique that
measures eight inches acmes. Fasten
the bawd across the centre of tt% plaque
(make small boles quite near thele dge
and sew through), put • handsome satin
keg •t each end of the Land ; sire a
ei►1wonand bnw'to suspend it by.�, ;0111
HAwessalnusr CLIC. -Three e1 tithe
of a yard of wine -colored plush or velvet,
lino with pink satin, plaiting a thin sbest
of perfumed cotton between. Fold so
the two ends will meet within two inches
at the centre, sad tie opposite corners
with mein ribbon. It may be decorated
with ribbon embroidery or painted.
A Pix Cuaoio>A. -Which is very hand-
some and delicate is of blue satin with a
bunch of sweet peas painted on it ;
around the edge of the cushion is a pleat-
ing of heavy bine satin ribbon. It is
pleated in double box pleats very close
together them around the cushion white
white inc. is laid with the plain edge
tasked down between the pleating and
the cushion.
A RswARn-Of one dozeu "Teascit-
sY" to any one sending the best four line
rhyme 1s. "TRA$**RY," the retterkable
little item for the Teeth and Bat... Ask
your druggest ir ad.lreu.
'Why shouldamr.i whose hl.... is warm
witbun
Sit ke his grandaine cut it alabaster!
Or let his hair grow rusty, sestet and thin.
When "Ostia Lattaelle Ewell willmak.
g.ruw the faster. For sale by J. Wil-
son 2m
Aba.ds.ed ser Tow.
The case of George McKay against the
tug J. P. Clark was heard in the United
Staten District Court by JudgeBrown on
Saturday. The plaintiff was the owner
of the h.rge Treat Early last fall the
barge, lumber laden, wet bound down
from Bey City in tow of the tug Clark.
Just after they had rounded Peint au
Bargees the tow line parted, and, it is
clamed, the tug ountinued on her curse
without anattempt to mover the barye
The Treat set mil to get back from the
shore to secure more sea room, but soon
became disabled in the rough .es which
was rimming and drifted to the Canadian
shore near Goderich, where she went to
crHer cargo was nearly all saved.
suit is brought to recover damages
as well as the value of the barge. which
is plated at 113,000. Considerable inter-
est is manifested in the ease, es it will
teat the right of a tea, propeller or
Mom barge to aba:elon easy part of her
tow in a storm.
Ups. Speaker Arend vacating the chair
in the Commons the whole House rose,
and filing peat shark hands with hint.
As he was leaving the House he was
loadly cheered. The Parnellit.. 8141
net eballeop the division onithe vote .f
thanks to the Speaker, but withdrew in
a body from the House.
i limbeth Meadows, aged 16, who re-
sides at Mount Pleasant, near Brant -
fort, died from taking landsman' in mi. -
take
as ltd.... Tesbem,.
Theron P. Keetor,edit,r .4 Ft. %V dyne
Ind.. Gamete, write.: 'For the past fiv.
years i hate always .sed Dr. King's New
Discovery fur soughs of meat severe
character, as well u tow them oda milder
type. it never fails to effect • speedy
trite, My friends to whom i have re-
eumm.nded it .peak of it in same high
terms. Hanagg been cared by it .4 every
ooegh i have W for Eve years. i writ -
eider it the real reliable sad sere care
her errnglts, colds, ski.' Oen at W ile n's
Dreg Wirers sad gut s Frim Trial }kettle_
Large Was $1.011.
new tidRrtlr Iw..M.as weafkwad M Iia
ease. Tasha llfy nae Inimepa1«..
Th. Great Osmosis luvyporator is the
only .penins fur impotency, nervous de-
bility, universal las it.d., f.wgstfutle.s.,
pain in embank ur .ids•, no matter bow
shattered the system may be Irma ra-
cemes of say kuad, the (hot Garman
Remedy will rest..n the '•es functions
and ..esn health and It.ppttasaa 11.00
per hoz, MI boas. for $A.00. Sold by
all dr s Wisp bent .m receipt of prior,
porta;.. paid, by F .1. Cheney, Toledo,
Oho, rule rgvht Ito United States ()e-
mbus and testimonials sent fres. Sold
by Geo. Rtynm, stile agent for ()ude-
rioh 3m
To the Uad/esl h+sessss.. reJ alt whom
at may misers.
Pbwphatiae, or Nene I'u, a Phos-
ement bawd uponoxnSciemtifie
Formulated by Professor Austin,
M- D. of Huston, Mass., cures Pulmon-
ary Consumption, Sick Headache, Ner-
vous Attacks, Vertigo and Neuralgia
and all wasting disease' of the Mimeo
system. Phuephatine is not a Medicine.
but • Nutriment, because it contains uu
Vegetable or Mineral Poisons, (►
Narcotics, and no Stimulants, but simpl
ly the Phosphatic and (hrtric Elements
found! in our daily food. A single bottle
is audition& to convince. All Druggists
sell it. 11.00 per bottle. Lowest. &
Cc., sole agent. for the Do -onion,
56 Fnult Sleet !':.s' Toronto
As for frosts "1 wore, vanish under
the caloric indigence or the sun's rays,
NO does Rright't• Iluteo u, Dropsy. .tone
in the Kidneys aid Bladder, and IntLaut
cation .4 the Kidneys, l..ve the body
upon the .fministration:of Dr. Van Ilu
renis Kidney Ogre. `odd by J. Wilson,
2tn
John It. Vert, Hamilton, says : "Mc
Gregor's Spee. y Cure for Dyspep.i:► and
Indigestion is cheap et fife times the
price asked for it. 1 am a Newt
span, and travel continually, and would
no pore think ..f loaving home witln•uta
h the of Mrd:res(ur's gpeedv Cute ::e iny
valise than I would of leaving ort tram
at home and !going .on foot." Fre, trial
h ottlea et 0. Rhyoas drug store. Regu-
lar size 50 ces..uid ltd. a
The eine ke .i Thing s. Reeved
is Kram. Fluid Light Y for Seri: -sl AI
Headache, Toothache, tote. It..•
.1••.-
blister or.diatv►lor ghee ■'cin : repo -•
one applioiitit.n to luiguli al[ Icor ria
ally without using any greasy urs. tit
or tarrying your head in a IS oeti r lee for
weeks. Try it 25 cent bottle fees Geo.
'thy nes. druegist. h
osmosis Deward
For any Testimonials .reooenmendingg
McGretrors Speedy Core for Dyspepsia,
Indigestion, Cot twelves*, Ifeadache,etc..
that are not genuine ; none of which are
from persons in the States or thousands
of miles away. but from persona in and
around Hamilton, Ont. We rive trial
bottles free of est, w. that you cannot
be deceived by pttrchaeing a worthless ar-
ticle, but know its value before buying.
Trial bottles and testimonials !given;free
at O, Rhynes' drug store. a
Kramer *lead IlLitglealag.
Cures Toothache and Neuralgia quick as
gash, relieves any pain instantly, the
cheapest and quickest application known.
Why suffer with Toothache, Neuralgia
Headache, Rheumatism, Lumhago, Sola:
tica, Sore Throat ur Acute Pains of any
kind when you can go to Gen. Rhyne
drug store and get a perfect and instan-
taneous cure for 25 cents. Ask for
Kram's Fluid Lightning. b
Three are Solid Farts.
The best blood purifier and system re-
gulator ever placed within the reach of
suffering humanity, truly is Electric Bit-
ten. Inactivity of the fiver, Biliousnes
Jaundice, Con,tipatiton, Weak Kidneys,
or any disease of the urinary organa, or
whoever requires an appetizer, tonic or
wild stimulant, will always find Electric
Bitten the best and only certain cure
known. They act surely and quickly,
every bdtle guaranteed to give entire
satisfaction or money refunded. Sold at
fifty rents • bottle by J. Wilson. [4]
A We aavt.d rreseno
Mr. M. E. Allison, Hutchina.o., Kan ,
saved he life by a simple Triol Bottle .4
Dr. King's New Discovery, for Con-
sumption. which caused him to procure
a largo bottle. thatcompletelycored him,
when Doctors, cha age of climate and'
everything else had failed. .kdlttne,
Bronchttix, Hoarseness, Severe Coughs,
and all Throat and Lungdiseases, at is
ruaranteed to cure. TolBottles at J
Witsen's dote store. Large rite 1l. (l;
GENUINE
LI I Vet �
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SEWING MACHINE.
CHAS. PRI:. TTY
having bora sppmated meet of the above
menhlse, bogs to willed the email public pale
r• stage...ad will soppy mack.nee on liberal
ter,,..
Try the Genuine Singer.
Redden.Timor* street, goer iter M. R
(:hug. S. klerierleb.
Geier,* Oen la. Irl, - Nl1 as
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Banking
BANK OF MONTREAL
Od PIT AL
aURPLUJ, -
•1r,uW,pt •
•m,(ue.
Goderich Branch.
D. OLAss - - - - Mowugev.
Allows interest ea depdta, 11raA., tette,
of credit sad egv.n�ss .em llasered. web
la all partite( the lweeld.
CANADIAN BANK OFOOMMERC1
Pouf up Capita,, *6,000,000.
Rest, - - *1,400,000.
President - Ns. \' WN MCJVABTJU(
Oelsenet Neeepar, - W. A. .... suer.
Goderich Branch.
A. M. 110811, - - - - MArAt,sa.
Interest allowed ea deposits Drafts on a
oke principal Towne and Cities in Canada
Great Britain end the United States. bough
sad .old.
Adreneeeto Farmereon Noes. wilt. oneo
more endorsers. without nwrtetatre. 173*
A weel . tide at home 1) Il r iu
du,lrwn.. first business how be
torr the public. t •i dr not tot .d
.••'.
We • dl start 'Ott. kuru. w u
.nen.
boils and girl wanted s.cry
n t, r• ' .work for aa, ...n is the stone. Yea
.au n.,rt u. .par.• titre or vitt. ,,...1 nh.•Ir
time to the butane.... No olh. r b.os.i.rs alt
pay you nearly so well. No one ewe fail to
make enormous pay, by endearing at once.
Cosily outfit and terns free. Monro lead*
fast, easily. and honorably. Address lova !
Co...t wrists.. Malas
AiAAAN LINT,
Il YAL MAiL $TEAMSHIP1
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Every Thursday From Portland.
Ivory Saturday from Halifax
Tux SEA Rot i g Tu ASO Fant.
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RMALiFAX, Mar. 1st.
CICASSIAN. from Ih
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HALIFAX- Mar. nth,
POLY .e' k;.l.t \ , from Poen-moo Mar. Mk
NAMPA X. Mar. 13th.
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CASPIAN tour PORTLAND. Man h E7th.
HALIFAX. Mer. Nath.
SARMATiAN. from l'o rrt.axn, April 3rd
HALIFAX. AprU Soh.
SARDINIAN. from Poa'n .a..n. ApU Rlth.
HALIFAX. April lith.
PARISIAN treat PORTLAND. April Iah,
A.L
HIFA X. April 1lth,
CiRCASSIAN. trues 1oirr.see. April lith.
HALIFAX, April
POLYNESIAN. Iron Ponrg.Axn, May 1st,
HALIFAX. May art.
Passengers wishing to yemtark .at Vnrttttrtd
wi titan train ie �HalQa: itrltl the Neild.
.
hd Passengers leaves Ooderkh every R'ed-
aesofay, ld at oaflIAu'twclk.
Prepaete I.sned at greatly reduced
rotes to persons wishing to bring their friends
oat from the Md Country,
For '1 icket. tot all information. apply to
11. AR]IBTRONO
Ticket Agent.
Goderel
Ooderich. Nov. Eked. 1883.
The People's Livery
I •bUAANCE CARL'.
taITI�RR Ali OO'Y, Toronto- Rrisblshe
PMICIEIX INS. CITY, efloanow Raglaadi-
Established 17t1.
MAK MORD INn. ('O'1'. 1 Haarruap CAMS
k&.blWwd 4Y.
Rotas taken In the shovrtlnt-+•laws •
Ibe lowest rats by HORACE HOIST.
The undersigned a also Appraiser Z
CANADA PIER. 1,0Ar Asir SA VINUt)
To.uiTu.
Mosley to Lasa ea Ina-. lame emeriti.
T to 5 per Coat --Charges moderate.
HURaCR HOK:sl
Odder' -h Sept, It lila.
IIOEEEV
Thoured.otgra vee
aro minuolly robbed
of their , Ledses, Urea
prolosgcd. happiness
anti health restored
by tte sue of I►egnst
GERMAN INVIGORATOR
which {weanrly end permanent 7 eereeller
emcees t, aused by sitcom.. of stair MeetJ
dat
aes.al Tmemesa, sad all diseases that fo1-
luw as a sequence ot Self -Abuse, as love of r.-
eri), her est memory. uclvets.l 1•e.itada.
pan in 11.e hock. dimness of vales. preps
lure old acre. and meat other 41....e that
laced w .:ism l,It) or u,usunipttoa.ad a prema-
ture grab e.
Send for circulars w lib t. stlnuelals tree by
ttsail. 7'he 1%SP:.t.ema in sold at fB per
box, or Mx boxes for $A, 1,1 all dr.ggfdn, ilf
w ill he scut free my mail. securely waled, en
receipt of price. by addressing
F. J. CHENEY, Itrugglat,
1ST Saatmlt St.. Toledo, Ohba
Ole., MIT?, A..
Sole Meat for Oaderlrh
IS
people ere alw•) son the look
ont for ebances to increase
their rnrnings.and 1r. tine ba
come wealthy ; those who do
no mproee their opportun
hien rre.atn in poverty. 1tie offer a gtta
stoic. t• to make tion. 1 . It r want men, wo-
men. I..y+ *i,d g.ris t.. wort for un in lbe.r
own 1.. .lilies. Any • can do the work pro-
perly (eons tbe first start. The business will
Is.) more than ten lino •.,r.:;oar) wages. Ki-
a n.ite u..tflt furnished fn -r. Nu one who en-
.I*g.. Gil- In make mune) rapidly. Von can
gcrute ) our whole tine' to ole w.,rk, ur on
nor .pare memento. 11.11 Ibfw 0.61 4011 and
An that'. r•.•.nury..vift.r. Au.,r,sstsTlx
w.N .r (' 1 ..ilia! .1. ]tau t -
$5CO.00 Rem �.Ytd.
We will pay the abuts rewire 1.. at) case
Liner Complaint. IO rprpale, t , : Headache,
ittdig siuu h, Coastipat M r t . t; w
cannot cure with Wears Y ; .'.Lh I H. i Pt*.
when the direction* are at e. . • I i .t. with;
They are purely Vegetable. end u , . i tell Is
c:'. r sail. ••, tion Muer Coat. e. I d». 1`owtp,
c'.utainu.,, :at PSIS... 'cola. 1 , . 'ase W •Ti
IMtgq;b.R. Dewar,' of e.ni t, tfr11r et d
OM, Thr g� m�isers toAIDDe.• n,e.
JOHN ('. WIEST k tit,, '1`r Illi 1
SI aid Et King tat. l a... 1'r,•. n tn, Qs..
tial package seht ti ns.: i :. t e:., it
Of a asst .tamp.
Four ROMP at (1 tf inei i'r Y tee elPIMIlly
Health Wulf -
'Mr 0
Tor
I)k E. C. wk's Native AAD BRAIN
tl.eT, a guaranteed spreige for Hysteria,
einem. Punt unions. Fite. tion oto Ne
Heodarhe, Nervous prostration caused is -_
DAR of aktoobol or tobacco. Wakefulness, en-
tal ikpr'esalos, scheming of the 11raln, regale:
isgin Insanity and leading to maery,4
tad drJ*w. Premature 1)M .,Age. ""ddaarn
Limed/ Power in eithersez, itvolmlary LOOM
and Alse,n tatorrhrea. caused by over•ezertils
of the brain. .elf -abuse or over-tadalSan.ar
I One box will cure recent oases. Fact bezeme
tabus one moot hie treatment. One dollar a bog
1 or six bones for Inc dollars : sent by mall pee
mod on receipt of price. M e goaraatee dz
boxes to cure any case. With eacb order
j (deed by us for six bones, accompahird with
tt Inc dollar. we will send the purchaser .
written guarantee to refund the mouey H the
' treatment does not (Mkt a care. O_
breed only by JAMES WIPJlsr sole
bed agent for Ooderich, Ont. JOHN C
t CO.. sole proprietors. Toronto Oat.
J. Pe FISHER & JOHN 11OI
Having purchased the Livery business of Jno.
E Swarts, Mrmerty cowed tri itobert Kerr,
solicit a share of public petrin.ge. They
guartni'e satisfaction to a11. and offer
The Finest Rigs
AT REASONABLE PRICES.
CALL AND SES U$ --Opposite Bailey's
Hotel. Oaierteb.
Oodertch, Feb. Iltb. Ilri1. laf.dm
S
.•n . life is swore • r ay,
tool dare helm, : t 0 dl
.•ometht.g a.; Lt, ai.d rub
Me. lime ve behind 't o eon g ser
time. Ma week in your..wn
town. Ii outfit -free. No rink. Eier)thinergg
new. Capital not r,nn1ved. We w111 furnish
roe everytbine Many are nuking f'•rtune.
(wrd�ie. to*ke aasanisch aa nun. stet t.nys and
j
bets inose at wii �i if tar west
7a can make great pec all
the time. write Mi psrtteularr to H. I1*LL :t'r
*Co. Portia. Ma)
$1000 FORFEIT
Having the ntmo.t cnnMrnee in it. *epee
Writ, over all others. and after thousands of
testa of the rfteAt eotnpliretevl and severe".
eases we could find. we feel Iastl$ed in arer-
ing to forfeit One Thomem.d I1,Bara for any
ease of .•.nrtha.. •'' wee 'homeIntlu,am
•e
hearene.., 8,.: ehuis. . oreumptirn in its
earl) .tag,-., who ..ink cough. and all diseases
of the Ihi'n.t and Innen. .'*rept asthma, for
whkh we onlyclaim relief, that we rant care
with Wears Coyish Syrnp. when taken accord
lag to dlreetlona. Sample bottles. E3 and :la
Dents; large bottles nor dollar. Cieewlne
wrapper. only In Wine. Sold by all druorlath
or sent by einem* en receipt of price. JOHN
C. wilful' Au V)., al and 13 King street Rad.
Tomato, Ont. Sad .t JAM. W I i *ON'S Drag
Stere OodeMe5 1415-
Qick's Floral Guide
Ike lam is ea Rbwa.i sash .r Ile mase.
eal.red PI.*ee.4P1.wrn nod iegrtMetes,
sad mare leo late IHu.Iraste.e of the
eh.1•eal Flowers. Meritand ripe tahle.a, and
ntreeteee for grow ing. Itis hasdrome ewoneh
f,w the ('ester teak or a Holiday Present.
Seed as your maws god lint Helier eddr.na
wlrb Mee emus. and 1 .111 end you n ropy,
psMagr paid. TI Is is not quarter of IM teed,
tl M print,sl in tetth 1ngli.h anal 4;.rrsen. 1f
Lo. etterwarls order ners dello. t the to -►e
d
4
('a Needs are see ON.I 1. World tt
The FLna*r fano, will 1.11 hew to got aa+
g row them.
•Ielo's F'Iswev sod raye.sa . cowmen. 1111
P anes, a Colored plates. Ma p. terrarinrow
M newt! In reaper e.v.rw. Sl.as Is detest
cloth, is (shorn nr Kottlidi
Itle3's ifflomeotee1 T♦e.l 7 (goosnos.
1'sRm w Cohered Viola lessetiory .
o..bcr said
masa •.e ) isg w, Ings Prier e1 to a rear
Fye Cwpte. (..r t1*M. MpMrnrn !(ember
rat Mr igen cont• : a trial oa.M011 for f♦ sesta.
Z.&itIMO VIc=,
Rocr.a.mt, N 7
H AGYAR EIS
CURES R1-4EUMATIVM
FREE
WORM POWDER;.
Aso plaseast to tabs. Oa iala task Intl
Purgativeis a sate. ears. tad ot.11
easaweve of worms la Chllisa s _
WILL CURE OR REUEVE
UUO18NES3, DIZZINESS,
C ' '' ..7IA, DROPSY,
1 .. ' ✓TION, FLUTTERING
' '.V1 (. OF THE MEANT; lir-
1
►1 Y1:1TELAS ACIDITY Of Roo
-J RNEU.rJ, 8NE STOMACH, 11►
i'"ARTRURN, OMiPM 04
I., ADAOHE.. AT'd row! s�s� oOf THE SKIN,
d serd .d UVK� gee
•Owen• ORT
T. MILBURN &
!d glia••
Olimot
AGEN1S
eat w.rkdne.elj.i::a',oltyl�i
( Quarewkes.ireJa
. heteti sr
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