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THE "JIVERS."
M. Tee lure e•NNmie
fibs was about 43 years old, well
dressed, had black hair, rather thiu and
tinged with gray, and eyes in which
gleamed the firm of • determination nut
to be easily bellied. She walked into
Major Hess's odes in Patter's Block,
and requested a private irt.rview, and
having obtained lt, and satisfied herself
that the law studem• were not ltsteuiug
at the key -bode, said steely, solemnly
and impressively : '1 want a diveroe."
' W bat fur 1 1 supposed you tad one
of the best of hushauds,' said the Majr.
knows what else. I've here it, -and
kerne it, b..p►ug to get 'era all peed
after a whsle, but 'tain't ne was, and
whoa he come hens. last night and t..ld
me he'd gut into • new our, and been
mads Orad (lade of the Nights of
Heanor, I told him I'd quit. sod I will,'
Hare the Major intesreptd, saying :
'Well, your husband is pretty well ini-
tiated, that's a fact ; bet the court will
hardly .all that pood cause fur • divorce
The meet ,•t the societies you mention
are eompused of honorable men nod have
re silent repe'aeons. Many of diem,
though called ledges, are relief associa-
tions and mutual insuranc. companies,
which if your husband should die, would
take cane of you, and which would not
see y.w or him suffer if you were sick,'
'1 'epos' that's what every►nody thinks, 'See one suffer when l'in sick' Take
but if they knew what lee sugared in tare of tic when he's dead ' Well 1 guess
tea years, they'd weeder I hadn't scald- I tan take care of myself when he • dead
too accumulated drat M r. that respire -
•1 him long ago. 1 ought to, but fee and if I can'el can get another. There's I ti ,u may bs teloni faded, Moreover
Vie little mine lye berm it and said I plenty of em. And they needn't bother show little pares, which are shaped like
n .thing. I've teed tum, though, what themselves when I'm nick, either. it I, the semi -elliptical springs •of a carriage,
are self-acting valves. A plant exhaled'
a great deal of moisture in invisible
TITIN IfITPDYN 3IGNAZ. FRIDAY FEB.
a•ima mire news. name ISINOHRB AND THmIR e[)NO
•
'A plant breathes as truly as nee dire :seam,. mama are mews revisor venal
oily, unlike yourself, it bas indefinite+ tbe Lomat oties.ar-
Gummed* of moetbs. There u one lest
in which there me ewer one hundred sae (soma ' said a Iaveette' b•1ke) al sso.,
fifty thousand. They &recalled stomata, flee other day, tare a good deal era Ise -
or breathing pores, and are on both sides ie.' bo.neta you've got to kesp•shmag-
of the leaf in meet planta, but usually are seg the style all the cissa A good• •sag
in far greater abundance on the lower (which "mooned popular has two• Irma
tide. The pleat draws its food from the When it first comm out and beginste
air and awl -(rune the latter in liquid 'catch on you hear everybody huinnerag
form -end this *abidance mlwt be coo- it, sad when the bootblacks and saws-
ewtrsted and emsimi Mad These little bays take it ■p and start to wheelie the
puree introduce the vital atmosphere twee its popularity is assured Anker a
through the air•peemsee of the plant, while people begin to get tired and you
which uorre•pund is a cer'trin Muse to bar • groat when some fakir strikes -up
the throat and leaved an antral. You the air. When a few years have InoYed
w.uld be sadly off if you couldn't ()combo aground though and when you spring -the
thew plants world fan uo better. swig on the public again everybody be -
Therefore we must do artificially what gins h. •p plaud. I tell you that therein
the rain dues out-ot down -wash away no story that takes a maa's mind bask
Tike an old song revived. 1 remember a
geed many years ago • man who- bad
been worried a good deal by • hand organ
threatened to ahuot me for melon, Aden
Bolt. 1 saw that man in the audaeee
the other night, and when I sprung the
he might depend un, and now the time's
o mite won't stand it, young ones ..r
no young ones ; 1 11 have • divorce, and
if the ueighhors want 1., blab themselves
!soarer about it, they can, for I woe.'
Ultima it another day.'
— 'But what's the matter 1 Doe't your
husband provide fur roe I Dunt be
treat you kindly 1' pursued the lawyer.
'We get victuals ausgh, and 1 don't
know but he's as tree and kind as men
in general ; and bus never knocked any
of w down. I wish he had, and then
Id get hick into jail and kuuw where be
was at nigh',' retorted the woman.
'Then, what's your complaint against
hisr. ?
'Well if you must know, he's one of
them plagusy jitters.'
'A what l•
'A jitter; one of them pesky feels
that's always jiving something. There
can t nothing come along tlu is dark and
sly and hidden but he'll jine at just as
soon as he esu get in ; and if they had to
pay to get in he'd in. a!1 the sooner.
We hadn't been married tuore'n two
menthe before be joined the Know
Knotbi.gs. We lived ua a farm then,
and every Saturday night he'd come
Marin' in before supper, and grab • fist-
ful of not -cakes and go of gnawing 'ens,
an' that's the last I'd see of him till
intoning. And every other night in the
week he'd roll and jumble in his sleep
and huller : 'Put none but Americans on
guard- George Washington,' and rainy
days he'd go out in the corn tarn and
jab at • picture ..f the Pope with an old
bayonet that was there I ought to put
wast to be sick and suffer it's none of
their business, especially after all the
w fferiu' I've had when I ain't sick, be-
cause of their arryin's on. And you
n eedn't try and tusks use believe it a all
right, either. 1 know what it is to live
with a tau that jinn so many I dg..
that he don't never lodge at home, and
signs his tame, 'Yours. truly, Sam
Smith, 1.O.F., M.I.O,O.F., K.O.B., K.
et P., P. of B., R. A.B. , I.P.K. of X„
N., of X. N,C , 1. Il T.H.E R.R.1.D.,
X. Y. Z , ate.'
'Oh, that's • (harmless amusement,' re-
plied Mr. Huse.'
She looked Lim square its the nye, and
said, '1 believe you area jinur yourself.'
He admitted he was to a certain ex-
tent.
And she arum and said, '1 wouldn't
have thought it. A man like you, chair-
man of a Sabbath school, and superinten-
dent of the Republican : It's eneagh to
make a woman take pizeu. But I don't
want anything .f you, I want a lawyer
that don't belong to nobody nor nothin'.
And out she bolted.
t'emparisoa*.
The following are the fruit of the
faculty .f comparison :
As wet as a fish : as dry as a bone
As live as • binl ; as dead as • stone ;
As plump as a partridge ; as peer as a
rat ;
As strong as a horse ; as weak as a at ;
As hard as a flint ; as soft as a mole ;
As white as a lily ; as black as a coal ;
As plain as a pikestaff ; as rough as a
bear;
my foot down then ; but he fooled me As tight as a drum ; as free as the air ;
with so many lies about the Popes cora- As heavy as lead ; as light as a feather ;
ing to make all the Yankee girls marry As steady as tiny , uncertain as weath-
Irishmen, and to eat all the babies that
wasn't born with a crises on their fore-
heads, that I let him go on and enanur-
aged him in it.
'Then be jived the Masons. P'rap•
y w know what them be, but I don't
',ept Owe thiol- there the same kind of
• atters that built Sulom'•n'a Temple and
er ;
As het asan oven ; scold as a hog ;
As gay as a lark ; as sick as adog;
As slow as a tortois ; as swift as
wire;
vapor. A amIuwsn has been known to old song on him I saw the water came
gine off three pounds of water in twenty- ipso his eyes 11e "nay have cried: be -
four hours. This does no harm, unless °weebe hadu't shot nee when he ttaeat-
ered to, but I guesi that wasn't the- MS -
SOS.'
'ireietd music the secret of a wig's
gencies these little stomata, or anouths, •use -ens
shut up partly or completely, and do 'Not at ale i've known tunes. that
much to check the exhalation. When were bad enough to nuke a sicti oow
commit suicide, and yet they became
popular with the public. What people
look for is a touch ..1 sentiment --some-
thing that describes a fellow's feelings
the
the moisture escapes faster than It rime
from the Hots, in which ase the plant
wilts, and may even die. lit such ewer -
moisture is given to the nib, the
mouths open again, and if our eyes were
fine enough we should see the vapor
passing uut,'
'I uever aporeciated the fast before when his girl goes back on him. litre
that plp.nfs are so thoroughly alive.' is the verse of .me that always catches
'Indeed they are alive, and therefor the girls :-
they need the intelligent care required --tee neer an t forget thee.
byall livingcareen. which we have re- I icor thou an all my own
Thi', heart, since 1 fir,. met thee._
meved from their natural condition". i *aa rl.iur. war thine alone
1 But now that we bare parted.
Nature takes tare of all her children Thy gentle form 1 met-,
As true as the Gospel ; as false as man-
kind ;
As thin as a herring ; as fat as a pig ;
A. proud as a peacock : as blithe as a
took are of his concnbiues, and ail that grit ;
darned nonsense and gab about worship- I As savage as tigers ; as mild as a duce ;
fol masters and squares and compasses As stiff as • poker : as limp as • glove ;
and rich like, that we had in the house I As blind as a bat ; as deaf as a post ;
for the next six months, you never see As cool as a cucumb rr : a, warm
f the Twat. And he's never outgrown it toast ;
nether. What do you think of a man,
Squire, that'll dress himself in • white
.peer 'pout big enough for • monkey's
bib, and go marching upend down, mak-
ing mations and talking the foelishest ,
ling. at a picture of George Washington iI
in a green jacket, and a truss on his
stems.Ain't he a loonytick 1 Well,
that's my Sam, an' I stood it as long as
1.m open' to.
The next lounge the fool ,rade was in-
t o the Old Fellows. I mads it warm for
him when be came home and told me
that Ise d jind them ; :put he kinder
pacified me bay telling me that they had
• sort of a branch show that took women
and he'J get me in as wen aa he found
out how to do it. Well, one night he
cams home and said I'd been proposed,
and somebody had black -balled ine.
Did it himself defense. Didn't want sly
round, knowing his goings on. 01
course he didn t and i told him so.
Then he jine,' the `tons of Malts I
Ledn't say nothing to me about it, but
sneaked off one night, pretended he'd
got to sit up with • sick Odd Fellow,and
I'd never found it out only he came home
looking like a man that had been through
a thrashing machine, and I wouldn't do
a thing for him till he owned up. And
s, its gone from bad to wus, and from
wnw t.. wnaser, joirin' this, that and
tether, till he's Worshipful Minister of
Cie Masons, and Oodd.m of hope et the
Odd Fellows, and Sword -Swallower of
the Finnigan., and Virgin Gressel the
Grange, and (:rand Mogul of tbo Sons
of indolence, and Two-edged Tomahawk
of the i'nitd order of Bleck men, and
Tale hearer of the Merciful Manikins,
and Skipper of the Ontld of Catharine
CoIumbla,and Big Wiaard of the Arahian
Nightie Pledge -Parer of the Reform
Club, Chief Belief of the Irish Machin-
ists, and Pearse -keeper of the Canadian
Censeiems, and doable -barreled dictator
of the Knights e/ the Ream Cirefen, and
Rtsndard-bearer of the Royal Areh-
angeb, and Ruhlime Pante of Omen
iaegue, and Cls'Dbermaid of the Coles
tial ChrrsM and Pui Bent Potentate of
the Petrified Piiitiskses. and Lord only
SS
when the are where she laced them.: An'i though boli brolcse hearse/
7 P 1 dseaaa, dear Jvice of the••
In a can like this, wherein we are pre I 'what sort .f song is moat pupelar
serving plants that need summer warmth with the men '
through a winter's cold, . we 'Dear learn 1 Anything that has plenty of 'nether'
to supply her plater, and as far as posi4 i in it. No song ewer had such a run as
file adopt her wetn.ds. It is just be- 'Mother, I've emit home to die, ' Write
mid tulles de oat understand her y mother.'
ways that so many house pietas are in a i pie like grave -yard poetry. That's the
half -dying condition., I reason there eta such a tins over 'See
'New, Amy, I will teeth you how to `that my grave is kept green.'
water the pots,' Mrs. Clifford began , What uatte altiea are fondest of sent:-
'The water, you see, has been standing , mental music 1
in the flower room all night, w as to 'Uh, everybody hkea a good: song. I
sails its temperature. That drawn remember some years age, when I was
directly from the well would be much engaged to accompany Andrew G. Curtin
too cold, and even as it is 1 shall add through Pennaylvauu. lie was running
some warm water to take the chill u for Oovernor,and I sang a patrioticsongrootsThe n,are very sensitive to a sodden I always had a double encore and that
chill from too cold water. N••, dent was more than he gut, a b u. h he was
pour it int.) the pots from that pitcher. one of the best stump speakers I ever
The rain does not fall si, and, as
cause is letter to ueetc. I9ine •�
abased ges_sYs-
The heelreemnetics are gored soap and
D. attach se roti impartarlr tic yourwater♦ . tt► .htiln panty of the skin ;
re
mind as to yo!a►dy, I while (I*boit►, ►itches. obstinate hem-
p, be uaturat . a at*ir diaasuud ns ' ors mei isnpesemes et the blued, Burdock
betels' than • ge d• imeentaus I Klose!.. Itgs•m to the best of all purge
Du observe ; the temity of observa-
tion, well celtt,Med, mass prae•isal
meat and women.
De. at least once in a elute, reeled ;
'Duet things, it worth coussd.ratieu at
all, look different :,roe esiestwora.
De avoid cauoeset iseratr.0 to year
family circles ; do• aid that Lump is
the place in *hick brie agfsoenble.
D.. if a wan asrs.he loves you, try to
find out whet he roman* by tt ; a gid
many men love tltunneelves when they
art
Wwgkt, the -mitered man who atoppad
• trae.at.Llyssaar •u1 Sunday by P ng
Ube k•il• topes se that he could qqct ol,
remise/ a-seatesee ..f ass 'sweats last
week 'sum Mtwme Chadwick, ell thea
tow u.
Wag now
if wf6einaefeese lanx, but go at un0S to
J. Wase.'. Meat enure WWI buy a sample
bottle eielebl seas llervthrw, the great
pun craw %veer fails to gee imnaedt•
ate reliefs Nervosa. is a.mposel of the
moat pceeeful patn.wbduing substances
luewu. Nwwllaiw • endorsed by mode -
imagine they are loves* you. cal stew ueenewhre► Dunt wait a an -
Do, if you bear a sowela nus awry, gle hour without trying Nerviline. The
even from your bus.. as mars:, f"rget tr ; best inndidwe tow w• el. t• in
the h•.uae'in art emergency. Tee 're-
try to remember may what ta to the emits a nettle at Wilson'.
credit of others.
Do be ex let lu Money 'natters ; every
debt you iueur means les to &nue nue,
pr,hably to some one- lege Mee than you
to bear it.
D. cultivate the hale* of listening to
others ; it wi11 make- pwtan invaluable
member of society, tome( nothing of the
advantage it will be civ -you when you
marry ; every man lftee to talk about
himself ; a good listener makes a delight-
ful wife.
1)e speak intelligibiy, and not as if
You had pebbles in year smooth ; and do
remetnber thst your nese, was given you
to breathe through and not as a vehicle
of sound.
De be amtanted ; are de-
testable ; a cheerful !appy spirit is in-
fectious ; you can emery it about with
you like a sunny atmosphere.
D. avoid whispering ; it is mind as
giggling ; both aro to be c•ne etniti.l ;
then is nes excuse for either sue of them;
if you have anything to say, my it , it
you have net, de held your tonere alto-
gether ; silence is s olden.
Do be strictly truthful : deo *veld ex-
aggeration ; if yeti ninon a toile, say a
mile, and not a mile and a half ; if you
mean env...1y .w, and not • doz•rn.-
[New York Mail $change.
Webb h rd Th best I t a lore s song
ea , e poop n o sin
In WM, • Land.
J. Kennedy, dewier in drugs. ic.,
Dixie. Ontario, recommends Hagyanl's
Pectoral Belson' to his custowers,it hav-
its cured his wife of a ba.l come'. It is
phe safest and wrest remedy for all
Throat and Ung troubles, such sa
Asthma, Bronchitis. Wgowping ( ,
an
In the testerses .t me.tscua11.' prep&
at
rion hwweet*iud ascii umvetwl cum
mrtnlet►i..fez the allevtatiun a: affords,
and the q pratrusut cure it effects in kid
:bey discus"as lir. Van Buren s hiuney
Cure. its. item in those distressing
cowplaina• is. Wu.piy wonderful. Sold
by J. Witham. :su
■testOhhm'a.;.C..
The beets n•lations consist of a
perfect cimalateen '.f healthy, vital duet
-- pure Used aced peeper circulation may
he established in the system by the use wandof
that wand blu..d purifier, Burdock.
Blood !titters. 2
ma as a w.
*OUP.'N APa 15.
••Mat.lca. tir,i•'cmen
d a•
1 setre"with e. tress of sick he'ache."
Neuralgia, tentless trouble, for years an
at
the mowreaths anti excruciating man•
ner.
N.• rued;utw .r .l 'ctor could gar se
me relief. .•r cure .Autil I used Hop Pit
ten.
' Elie tint battle
Neer*cured, roe ;
The around timely ,110.1• well and stror
as rhea a child_
Attu t fare been s.. t., thio day.
My bssahatsd was ate Invalid for twenty
years witha serious
'Kidney, hest anti urinary cumplatnt.
'l'reneu•tend by leeten's best physa•
chins-
'Inca/ratiteS• e e *tette. • •f your bitters cored
hits, aw11 know .•f toe
'Lives of eight perste/is'Im lay usighb•'rh..•«I that
■ wool by your bitter..
A .()any twee :are
great benefit.
' 1'bey ales, st
Do miracles :'
at
have keen
untie them with
,salt.
D—Meek
.1 most poct.•nl cemplvnts.
One veico all over the land gees ui' DANIEL GORDON
from mothers, that says, "My daughters
are so feeble and sad, with no strength, CABINETMAKER
all out of breath and hie at the least ex-
ertion. Whist can we do for these 1"
The answer is simple and full of here.
One to four weeks' use of Hop Bitters
will make them healthy, nay, sprightly,
nd cheerful. .
says, we must imitate nature. This
to are the Irish. The Germaus,of Doone
As flat as a flounder ; as round as a ball ;
As blunt as a hammer ; as sharp as an
awl ;
As red as a ferret ; as safe as the stocks ;
As bold as • thief ; as sly as a fox ;
As straight as an arrow ; crooked as a
bow;
As yellow as saffron ; as black as a sloe ;
As brittle as glass ; as tough as a gristle ;
As neat as any nail ; as clean as •
whistle ;
As good as a feast ; as bad as a witch ;
As light as is day ; as dark as is pitch ;
As brisk asabee ; as dull as an *5.
As full as • tick : as solid as brass ;
As lean as greyhound ; as rich as • Jew ;
And ten thousand simllise equally new.
Merchant irsverere' Advice le Mashers.
watering -pot with a fine rose will enable can't underst'►ud the language. The
3rss•rsl aNerdls$e•.
you to sprinkle them slowly, and the
soil an absurd the moisture naturally
and equally Most plants need water
much as we take our food, regularly,
often, and not too much at a time. Let
this surface soil in the pots be your :
guide. it should never be perfectly dry,
and still less ,h•euld it be midden with
moisture ; teor should moisture ever
stand in the saucers under the pets, un-
less the plants are semi -aquatic, like this 1
calla -1''y. You will gradually learn to I
treat each plant or family of plants ac-
cording to its nature. The amount o.f
water which that calla requires would
kill thus heath, and the quantity needed
by the hath 'could be the death of that
cactus over there.'
'Oh dear " cried Amy, 'if I were left
alone in the can of y our tower -room, 1
should out -Heed Herod in the slaugh-
ter of the inuooente'-[E. P. Reis, in
Harper's Magazine for February.
she Mauldin be .t■ylbtaa.
1R
Dont talk.
Refrain (rein celloquializing.
If 7i have anything to say, do;i't say
English don't care much for love songs,
and the Americans etsat eithei some-
thing very classical er paralysingly fun -
Dc not tall:.
Keep your mouth shut.
Do net indulge in conversation.
Ray nothing.
Exercise measures of repressl•r to the
extent of suppression with relatie-n to
your colloquial predilections,
Stiok • towel in your mouth.
Gag yourselves.
Stop ycur onverrati•en before you be-
gin.
Sew buttons on your Zips.
The tongue is an unruly nlemuber.
Stick a pin through it,
Cease your speech.
1)o not converse.
Have nothing to say and say it.
Let somebody else do the talking.
Don't talk.
P. )4. -Haben eta please hang this
up in their shops and have it enforced.
ny.'
'Fou said the English don't care for
lore song• r
'Yes that s s fact. An Englishman
wahts te hear sernetln;tg about beer or
porter. They like n.srtial songs, too. I
remember an Englishman speaking to
s Upon the subject ince dnring the I
war times. 'Ow is it,' sai.1 he, that hall
th' songs in this kentry give the gol,y to
a man's fsyther ' They're ball Without
'me mayther,' me mayther, ire bineminl
mayther.. Vy on hearth dont they
give the 11'.1.1 man a chawnce
Among recent publications are 'Dream
Feces,' 'When the Birdies Nest Again.'
The Wel of the Doles' nod 'Dude,
Dude, Dude.' The following verse very
vividly describes what ani l happen when
the birdies nest again :
"When the b:rlic, emu again.
And the aou.la of *Inter wane.
We will roam the binds triwether
And our hearts AA t know 111,11111.11.-
Has
upa:n.-
An .IBciuus old maid in a fashion*bs
church up town isn't officious any inure ;
in fact, she has left the
happened thus : The ladies were eisi to
to give • big fair and bazaar, and ilius
Wrinkle was band to take a prntniaS$t
i'*rt•
'I want to be Rebecca at the /ell, `>ii
I'r.
1eadm UuderIaer,
— I
. Dr. Cartes S. Robinson contributes a
humorous pretest against artistic help in
divine service, as to. frequently rend.
seed ly church choirs. He sayta
••What is the real peptise of the Ameri-
can Bearden at any nue of our churches,
in tt.0 act of stneing in divine services!
is it to render a 'nlusi..l thought' ade-
quately, . r 141 give a poetic seutiuent
fitting expression Once when 1 was
preaching in a church beside the Hu•l-
st River, in May, the busiest month
of the fishing sea&.n, I gave out the
hymn, 'Jesus, lover of my soasl.' The
leader set it to a tune, which, fur the
T, sake of seam nuns 'musical tie:uultt,' re-
seated half of the final hue. When I
heard the Ant verse I shrank with c
sternatieu in frieht fel pro,xdect .•1 the
sonnet ; for the movement ran thus :
Cb, reccee-Illi, receive --011, receive
111y soul at last.. That did ne lona it
was simply unnecessary. llmt the next
was awful. When I repeat it, it will be
supposed a juke, although I am writing
it m sad earnest of* fact which alunet
destroyed my service : Cover nay dr -
fenceless head -with the shad -with the
"had -with the shad -ow of thy wino.
The whole ce.ugregetaon stirred with ir-
repressible laughter. Must we all he
Ior.:ed to stand this 1
.
eV*, filen $Medal Meas art to Musk'. -
r- y. masters rep 8e, .
Tae f.Uuwine old English poem amid T. W. Aitkins, Girard. Kan., writes :
te have been the first English song ever '1 ue.er hesitate to recommend year
set to moose It w., written about the Fie.trc Bitters to my cuten,en, they
said, with a simper.
'Rut you can't, replied one .f the
ladle', 'because one of the pretties: girls
In the church has it.'
'Then i want to be one of the Lambs
of the fleck.'
'But they are all yeoung girls.'
'i'•haw, 1 won t he anything tten,'aud
she flirted herdress and shook her curls
in a real giddy way.
'Oh, i have it,' cried a Indy, after a
minute's thought.
'What is it ''
'Why, there's* Vacancy in the .In
tiqu s department, and that will be lust
the place for vouS i artistically har-
monious, you knew '-[Merchant Trav-
eler.
Frew the Liver and Kidneys area ful-
ly hall the Waimea& Dr. Oarnon's Stom-
ach Bitters stimulates both i.iver and
Kidneys and insures one against disease;
it is soot an alsohobie stimulant. in ladle
bottles M Weenie. m
el/MALIN& - A Mme well known in
nnavelion with the Heir Renmwer,whieh
esteem grey hair to its natural color by
• few weeks nae Rold at g) *sets: per
beetle by James Wiles im
"Same time ago my wife te.ik a severe
cough which. in spite of all we could de.
grew worse and worse. She soon began
to raise blood every day it was apps+
est to everybody that she was in a decline
and her days were short •monks us. 1
obtained medical ad.ice and triers one
pt'Si P4ptinn and another let they did no 1
good When all Mope hate gone we leant j
of some wonderful tennis perfernmed by
Dr. Wiksnn's Pm..nary Cheer y Relaam,
and a friend ansa several miles to Qat
several bettl.a far esu In two week,
eIse free entirely curse) " This testimony
given by C. A. Rlack, of Rweetsburg,
ie that of thousands of others in this
reentry
Has on hand row the LCRts4T biet& of
First - Class Furniture
, n .111.1.0141414, and as 11100 pur•hase ; or cash,
Will no. Iw "old by airs one.
I ofrer T•pe.tr) Carpet Lou
igtes• crag i�.�
upwards. Whatnots. gaud. mete tt.3e up.
H.w the ek /'hates. from =rte. :V, awl . very-
t.•ing dee In the .arae 'woman ion.
AT THE OLD STAN D
Bowers the Pint °tee a: Item ut Moieresl.
oa1ca,�ca-
(�t. lIIb. lass. 1e13 -
year 1:1O'), an.1 was first discovered in give entire satisfacton and are repel , • t nor •Is. .•., �sahrt.rer
one of the Haileien manuscripts, new in sellers.' Electric Bitters are the purest fr,,,,, w severs rasa► sed enarrkal dorsi oyi
the British museum : anal hest medlr ne known and aill poosi- appetite K utiool%and nay n vales os •gatdea \rA
Lively erre Kidney and Liver complaints nitA,by obsrrrauw of many other eesrs,Aat
Purify the bleed and regulate the bevels , fr.wn perseaal ate terormer �estei t began tail..4
Growetn is /.•none in. ' No. hamlly cin afford b• -be without them 11 fM 'he elrwe-aamed eneetrn. X &Pp+
',Mole sing rnceU 1
Unproved almost from the arm okra. mer t
Orowetb fed. and Lienors+ mrd.
SV1•111111111 for The.Llven ret al
the I'reehlewteof the l'.M. It
:a the la first. Headstrong*
and heat hook ever Bald fax
Ira, than t wi . war price. The fastest selling
book ,u America. limiest., profit. in &gens.
An i•delliernt people want 0. Anyone c to 1 r
rout, a su•rn ..iiia agent Terms free. Addr. r.
Ilat.'.1crT Hood Co.. l'nrriend. Maine. 1W2
JAMS I4MAILL, ARCHITECT. etc.
• Odlce. (*ratio", Klock. Kingston at.. (lode
rich. Plans and spselaralloaadrawn correct
ly ('arp•nt. r's• pi•ea•n•r' land ma to.'s es.rk
measured and rained.
Rev. Father Wilds'
EXPERIENCE.
The Rsee, L. P. Wilds, well-kawwn elty
mteateMr! la Now York. and brother of the
late eeleSt Judge Wilda. of the Masaeha-
sMp
matte seeme Court. writes es fallow*
}
I'M It. DNI Yl. Now rot Alf*, Id, Is.
Nraa.s. J. C.�s FR l'.•., gm
entleen
LaM winter nos* %mutat with • nwwt unenm-
o,rsable itehiag humor affecting more especially
soy Units. whl.-h Itched so Intolerably at night.
ly Wit 1 could snivel, bar
arrrte.te H er ei .ttgtl
And spriegeth the node nu,
•t;na ..uc,•u.
Awe hletelh after tomb.
Lhoath after calve en :
Butlnr aterteth, brick t rrtetl:
Mitre eine mart/ .
l'n.•cn .-,poen :
Wel •fuer' tar remreaU :
Ne swil'tbnw newer en.
Ming esteem au,
Mind •'u-. n.
The hollow ng w a literal modern prose
version : 'Summer la comm,. Ludt
sing cuckoo. (reweth feed and lel.)weak
mewl, and springeth the w.rod now. Ewe
blesteth after Iamb, loweth sew after
calf ; bullock starteth ; buck verteth ;'
r., harlwreth am ,ng the ferns , rime
rimy sine, cnck.n. ' Well *ingest thou,
cuckoo. Pier craw t.. sing now Sing.
ctck.o, now ; sang cuckoo''
as UMW* Tribune
Theron 1'. Kester,edtter of Ft. W ;pie
rt,, .11. writes 'For the past lira
years 1 hays sways used Dr King's New
Discovery for oe.'rghs of most severe
charmeter, as well as tor those of a milder
type. It never Cul; 1.. effect a speedy
cure. My friends t.. whom i have re
commended it smack of it in same hieh
terms. Haring hese eased by it of every
Dough i hare hal for five yaws, 1 eon
Ionise it the only reliable and sure carr
for (toughs, colds, rte. Call at weary.*
Drug Store and rat a Free Trial Bottle
Ltrye sin $1 00 (t'
down. Knowing of Aran's
They ani 1 save bemired' of dollars In short time taw fever stip, Ittiiagwarealla M
y
du earn by
every year. Void et 5t)ct.. re aspen( emelt. w..eMskla r,'d by
i j retard' and ewwg6 were •1&. wind by iM rams
bottle by J. .. .non. ; tl
Irritat
, mean., and my general health greatly Unproved.
Carr ver I 10latat. until 11 is now..rell.nt. I feet • bemired per
-, swot stamper, and 1 attribute shwas malts to the
Bathe the fart f..r p0 or I:1 min,ttes wit01 h all.. $.uu..nts 116A,t.51f 61 and ra t ecommend a water car rd as can he lo.rne tarn .r., devised. 1 a...k la In ewiall d,.w (sore
apply Haggard s Yellow t )il, and s co a tlmm a day, sat reed, le all, ler than two Mow
is certain. Yellow 1 )si curet IChean1:H 1 plaee them farts at year armee, btptng their
puultcatl,m may .k. g..pd.
uses. �leuralzia, I)eafil*as, Lto'nes*,wn'h Ynen r*ryseatully, L P. yrit.na."
Pain generally ; and internally cure.
Colts. $..re Throat, Croup, Aethm,, ar.•1
many painful atfectt••na.
No h.)useheld should no ennsiden l
complete wi.hout a Iettle.4 Dr. Van
Burettes Kidney ('ure is h, the clnaet.
it is the only remedy that will rrunt tvely.
permanently and promptly core all fermi
of kelney disease.. Sold by J t ilson
2in
Serbian'. Crates Satre.
Tlio greatest medical Wender the
wore'. Warranted t.. apeeilslr cure
Burns. Bruises,Cuts,l'lecn, Salt Rheum.
Fever Sere*, Cancers, i'tles, ('hi141aim,
Corns, Tetter, Chapped Hands, and all
Skin Erupti.ms, gmseantetel to cure in
every Instance, or mnnny refunded
i per firs. For sale by 1 n'tlr•t,. ly.
I 'Why shone' amen ernes* hl.)• t to 11,4rili
'whin
•
Sit he. his grander. rut in alabeatee 1 1
Or let his hair /,row matt'. scant and thin
Rhee "Cinoetemeates ram will wee.
g re. the faster. F•.r .ale hs J St 11
so •. 2m
The above in•tanee 1. amt ner of lbe many era-
stantl, coming to our notice, which prove the p.r•
f,•ct adaptability of AYES'S *halal0•011.1.A 10
the cure of all eita.aswt arising from Impereor use
Iv.,.risl,rd •a,1 a weakened vitality.
Ayer's Sarsaparilla
elc.nw•, enr'rh«. an.1 .e•-ngthen. 16. 1.1 ..1,
stimulates th. acti,e1 of the •tnmarh and bowels,
and thereby e,abM• the system to resist and ur.!,
lenww the alterk•of all Sen^feh.s• Inewnw., Fn.,
f,m.. of IM CHs. Rinwanwtisw, (y/errt, (jcwer%
IIIAtlltp, and all disorders r.saltl.g from poor oe
axrupt..d bkeed and a low tate of the matron
DV
Dr. J. C. Ayer l Co, Lowell, Mass,
intd by all famppets, mice al, els beetles r'r $t
• AYER'S
CATHARTIC
PILLS
Best 'sarNaltivS M.diplfl -
mmeaasdpms.. Headache. W
all MINes ordteta
MAI weary /sclera. Miers letlahil%