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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1884-2-15, Page 31 Mee - THE "JIVERS." M. Tee lure e•NNmie fibs was about 43 years old, well dressed, had black hair, rather thiu and tinged with gray, and eyes in which gleamed the firm of • determination nut to be easily bellied. She walked into Major Hess's odes in Patter's Block, and requested a private irt.rview, and having obtained lt, and satisfied herself that the law studem• were not ltsteuiug at the key -bode, said steely, solemnly and impressively : '1 want a diveroe." ' W bat fur 1 1 supposed you tad one of the best of hushauds,' said the Majr. knows what else. I've here it, -and kerne it, b..p►ug to get 'era all peed after a whsle, but 'tain't ne was, and whoa he come hens. last night and t..ld me he'd gut into • new our, and been mads Orad (lade of the Nights of Heanor, I told him I'd quit. sod I will,' Hare the Major intesreptd, saying : 'Well, your husband is pretty well ini- tiated, that's a fact ; bet the court will hardly .all that pood cause fur • divorce The meet ,•t the societies you mention are eompused of honorable men nod have re silent repe'aeons. Many of diem, though called ledges, are relief associa- tions and mutual insuranc. companies, which if your husband should die, would take cane of you, and which would not see y.w or him suffer if you were sick,' '1 'epos' that's what every►nody thinks, 'See one suffer when l'in sick' Take but if they knew what lee sugared in tare of tic when he's dead ' Well 1 guess tea years, they'd weeder I hadn't scald- I tan take care of myself when he • dead too accumulated drat M r. that respire - •1 him long ago. 1 ought to, but fee and if I can'el can get another. There's I ti ,u may bs teloni faded, Moreover Vie little mine lye berm it and said I plenty of em. And they needn't bother show little pares, which are shaped like n .thing. I've teed tum, though, what themselves when I'm nick, either. it I, the semi -elliptical springs •of a carriage, are self-acting valves. A plant exhaled' a great deal of moisture in invisible TITIN IfITPDYN 3IGNAZ. FRIDAY FEB. a•ima mire news. name ISINOHRB AND THmIR e[)NO • 'A plant breathes as truly as nee dire :seam,. mama are mews revisor venal oily, unlike yourself, it bas indefinite+ tbe Lomat oties.ar- Gummed* of moetbs. There u one lest in which there me ewer one hundred sae (soma ' said a Iaveette' b•1ke) al sso., fifty thousand. They &recalled stomata, flee other day, tare a good deal era Ise - or breathing pores, and are on both sides ie.' bo.neta you've got to kesp•shmag- of the leaf in meet planta, but usually are seg the style all the cissa A good• •sag in far greater abundance on the lower (which "mooned popular has two• Irma tide. The pleat draws its food from the When it first comm out and beginste air and awl -(rune the latter in liquid 'catch on you hear everybody huinnerag form -end this *abidance mlwt be coo- it, sad when the bootblacks and saws- ewtrsted and emsimi Mad These little bays take it ■p and start to wheelie the puree introduce the vital atmosphere twee its popularity is assured Anker a through the air•peemsee of the plant, while people begin to get tired and you which uorre•pund is a cer'trin Muse to bar • groat when some fakir strikes -up the throat and leaved an antral. You the air. When a few years have InoYed w.uld be sadly off if you couldn't ()combo aground though and when you spring -the thew plants world fan uo better. swig on the public again everybody be - Therefore we must do artificially what gins h. •p plaud. I tell you that therein the rain dues out-ot down -wash away no story that takes a maa's mind bask Tike an old song revived. 1 remember a geed many years ago • man who- bad been worried a good deal by • hand organ threatened to ahuot me for melon, Aden Bolt. 1 saw that man in the audaeee the other night, and when I sprung the he might depend un, and now the time's o mite won't stand it, young ones ..r no young ones ; 1 11 have • divorce, and if the ueighhors want 1., blab themselves !soarer about it, they can, for I woe.' Ultima it another day.' — 'But what's the matter 1 Doe't your husband provide fur roe I Dunt be treat you kindly 1' pursued the lawyer. 'We get victuals ausgh, and 1 don't know but he's as tree and kind as men in general ; and bus never knocked any of w down. I wish he had, and then Id get hick into jail and kuuw where be was at nigh',' retorted the woman. 'Then, what's your complaint against hisr. ? 'Well if you must know, he's one of them plagusy jitters.' 'A what l• 'A jitter; one of them pesky feels that's always jiving something. There can t nothing come along tlu is dark and sly and hidden but he'll jine at just as soon as he esu get in ; and if they had to pay to get in he'd in. a!1 the sooner. We hadn't been married tuore'n two menthe before be joined the Know Knotbi.gs. We lived ua a farm then, and every Saturday night he'd come Marin' in before supper, and grab • fist- ful of not -cakes and go of gnawing 'ens, an' that's the last I'd see of him till intoning. And every other night in the week he'd roll and jumble in his sleep and huller : 'Put none but Americans on guard- George Washington,' and rainy days he'd go out in the corn tarn and jab at • picture ..f the Pope with an old bayonet that was there I ought to put wast to be sick and suffer it's none of their business, especially after all the w fferiu' I've had when I ain't sick, be- cause of their arryin's on. And you n eedn't try and tusks use believe it a all right, either. 1 know what it is to live with a tau that jinn so many I dg.. that he don't never lodge at home, and signs his tame, 'Yours. truly, Sam Smith, 1.O.F., M.I.O,O.F., K.O.B., K. et P., P. of B., R. A.B. , I.P.K. of X„ N., of X. N,C , 1. Il T.H.E R.R.1.D., X. Y. Z , ate.' 'Oh, that's • (harmless amusement,' re- plied Mr. Huse.' She looked Lim square its the nye, and said, '1 believe you area jinur yourself.' He admitted he was to a certain ex- tent. And she arum and said, '1 wouldn't have thought it. A man like you, chair- man of a Sabbath school, and superinten- dent of the Republican : It's eneagh to make a woman take pizeu. But I don't want anything .f you, I want a lawyer that don't belong to nobody nor nothin'. And out she bolted. t'emparisoa*. The following are the fruit of the faculty .f comparison : As wet as a fish : as dry as a bone As live as • binl ; as dead as • stone ; As plump as a partridge ; as peer as a rat ; As strong as a horse ; as weak as a at ; As hard as a flint ; as soft as a mole ; As white as a lily ; as black as a coal ; As plain as a pikestaff ; as rough as a bear; my foot down then ; but he fooled me As tight as a drum ; as free as the air ; with so many lies about the Popes cora- As heavy as lead ; as light as a feather ; ing to make all the Yankee girls marry As steady as tiny , uncertain as weath- Irishmen, and to eat all the babies that wasn't born with a crises on their fore- heads, that I let him go on and enanur- aged him in it. 'Then be jived the Masons. P'rap• y w know what them be, but I don't ',ept Owe thiol- there the same kind of • atters that built Sulom'•n'a Temple and er ; As het asan oven ; scold as a hog ; As gay as a lark ; as sick as adog; As slow as a tortois ; as swift as wire; vapor. A amIuwsn has been known to old song on him I saw the water came gine off three pounds of water in twenty- ipso his eyes 11e "nay have cried: be - four hours. This does no harm, unless °weebe hadu't shot nee when he ttaeat- ered to, but I guesi that wasn't the- MS - SOS.' 'ireietd music the secret of a wig's gencies these little stomata, or anouths, •use -ens shut up partly or completely, and do 'Not at ale i've known tunes. that much to check the exhalation. When were bad enough to nuke a sicti oow commit suicide, and yet they became popular with the public. What people look for is a touch ..1 sentiment --some- thing that describes a fellow's feelings the the moisture escapes faster than It rime from the Hots, in which ase the plant wilts, and may even die. lit such ewer - moisture is given to the nib, the mouths open again, and if our eyes were fine enough we should see the vapor passing uut,' 'I uever aporeciated the fast before when his girl goes back on him. litre that plp.nfs are so thoroughly alive.' is the verse of .me that always catches 'Indeed they are alive, and therefor the girls :- they need the intelligent care required --tee neer an t forget thee. byall livingcareen. which we have re- I icor thou an all my own Thi', heart, since 1 fir,. met thee._ meved from their natural condition". i *aa rl.iur. war thine alone 1 But now that we bare parted. Nature takes tare of all her children Thy gentle form 1 met-, As true as the Gospel ; as false as man- kind ; As thin as a herring ; as fat as a pig ; A. proud as a peacock : as blithe as a took are of his concnbiues, and ail that grit ; darned nonsense and gab about worship- I As savage as tigers ; as mild as a duce ; fol masters and squares and compasses As stiff as • poker : as limp as • glove ; and rich like, that we had in the house I As blind as a bat ; as deaf as a post ; for the next six months, you never see As cool as a cucumb rr : a, warm f the Twat. And he's never outgrown it toast ; nether. What do you think of a man, Squire, that'll dress himself in • white .peer 'pout big enough for • monkey's bib, and go marching upend down, mak- ing mations and talking the foelishest , ling. at a picture of George Washington iI in a green jacket, and a truss on his stems.Ain't he a loonytick 1 Well, that's my Sam, an' I stood it as long as 1.m open' to. The next lounge the fool ,rade was in- t o the Old Fellows. I mads it warm for him when be came home and told me that Ise d jind them ; :put he kinder pacified me bay telling me that they had • sort of a branch show that took women and he'J get me in as wen aa he found out how to do it. Well, one night he cams home and said I'd been proposed, and somebody had black -balled ine. Did it himself defense. Didn't want sly round, knowing his goings on. 01 course he didn t and i told him so. Then he jine,' the `tons of Malts I Ledn't say nothing to me about it, but sneaked off one night, pretended he'd got to sit up with • sick Odd Fellow,and I'd never found it out only he came home looking like a man that had been through a thrashing machine, and I wouldn't do a thing for him till he owned up. And s, its gone from bad to wus, and from wnw t.. wnaser, joirin' this, that and tether, till he's Worshipful Minister of Cie Masons, and Oodd.m of hope et the Odd Fellows, and Sword -Swallower of the Finnigan., and Virgin Gressel the Grange, and (:rand Mogul of tbo Sons of indolence, and Two-edged Tomahawk of the i'nitd order of Bleck men, and Tale hearer of the Merciful Manikins, and Skipper of the Ontld of Catharine CoIumbla,and Big Wiaard of the Arahian Nightie Pledge -Parer of the Reform Club, Chief Belief of the Irish Machin- ists, and Pearse -keeper of the Canadian Censeiems, and doable -barreled dictator of the Knights e/ the Ream Cirefen, and Rtsndard-bearer of the Royal Areh- angeb, and Ruhlime Pante of Omen iaegue, and Cls'Dbermaid of the Coles tial ChrrsM and Pui Bent Potentate of the Petrified Piiitiskses. and Lord only SS when the are where she laced them.: An'i though boli brolcse hearse/ 7 P 1 dseaaa, dear Jvice of the•• In a can like this, wherein we are pre I 'what sort .f song is moat pupelar serving plants that need summer warmth with the men ' through a winter's cold, . we 'Dear learn 1 Anything that has plenty of 'nether' to supply her plater, and as far as posi4 i in it. No song ewer had such a run as file adopt her wetn.ds. It is just be- 'Mother, I've emit home to die, ' Write mid tulles de oat understand her y mother.' ways that so many house pietas are in a i pie like grave -yard poetry. That's the half -dying condition., I reason there eta such a tins over 'See 'New, Amy, I will teeth you how to `that my grave is kept green.' water the pots,' Mrs. Clifford began , What uatte altiea are fondest of sent:- 'The water, you see, has been standing , mental music 1 in the flower room all night, w as to 'Uh, everybody hkea a good: song. I sails its temperature. That drawn remember some years age, when I was directly from the well would be much engaged to accompany Andrew G. Curtin too cold, and even as it is 1 shall add through Pennaylvauu. lie was running some warm water to take the chill u for Oovernor,and I sang a patrioticsongrootsThe n,are very sensitive to a sodden I always had a double encore and that chill from too cold water. N••, dent was more than he gut, a b u. h he was pour it int.) the pots from that pitcher. one of the best stump speakers I ever The rain does not fall si, and, as cause is letter to ueetc. I9ine •� abased ges_sYs- The heelreemnetics are gored soap and D. attach se roti impartarlr tic yourwater♦ . tt► .htiln panty of the skin ; re mind as to yo!a►dy, I while (I*boit►, ►itches. obstinate hem- p, be uaturat . a at*ir diaasuud ns ' ors mei isnpesemes et the blued, Burdock betels' than • ge d• imeentaus I Klose!.. Itgs•m to the best of all purge Du observe ; the temity of observa- tion, well celtt,Med, mass prae•isal meat and women. De. at least once in a elute, reeled ; 'Duet things, it worth coussd.ratieu at all, look different :,roe esiestwora. De avoid cauoeset iseratr.0 to year family circles ; do• aid that Lump is the place in *hick brie agfsoenble. D.. if a wan asrs.he loves you, try to find out whet he roman* by tt ; a gid many men love tltunneelves when they art Wwgkt, the -mitered man who atoppad • trae.at.Llyssaar •u1 Sunday by P ng Ube k•il• topes se that he could qqct ol, remise/ a-seatesee ..f ass 'sweats last week 'sum Mtwme Chadwick, ell thea tow u. Wag now if wf6einaefeese lanx, but go at un0S to J. Wase.'. Meat enure WWI buy a sample bottle eielebl seas llervthrw, the great pun craw %veer fails to gee imnaedt• ate reliefs Nervosa. is a.mposel of the moat pceeeful patn.wbduing substances luewu. Nwwllaiw • endorsed by mode - imagine they are loves* you. cal stew ueenewhre► Dunt wait a an - Do, if you bear a sowela nus awry, gle hour without trying Nerviline. The even from your bus.. as mars:, f"rget tr ; best inndidwe tow w• el. t• in the h•.uae'in art emergency. Tee 're- try to remember may what ta to the emits a nettle at Wilson'. credit of others. Do be ex let lu Money 'natters ; every debt you iueur means les to &nue nue, pr,hably to some one- lege Mee than you to bear it. D. cultivate the hale* of listening to others ; it wi11 make- pwtan invaluable member of society, tome( nothing of the advantage it will be civ -you when you marry ; every man lftee to talk about himself ; a good listener makes a delight- ful wife. 1)e speak intelligibiy, and not as if You had pebbles in year smooth ; and do remetnber thst your nese, was given you to breathe through and not as a vehicle of sound. De be amtanted ; are de- testable ; a cheerful !appy spirit is in- fectious ; you can emery it about with you like a sunny atmosphere. D. avoid whispering ; it is mind as giggling ; both aro to be c•ne etniti.l ; then is nes excuse for either sue of them; if you have anything to say, my it , it you have net, de held your tonere alto- gether ; silence is s olden. Do be strictly truthful : deo *veld ex- aggeration ; if yeti ninon a toile, say a mile, and not a mile and a half ; if you mean env...1y .w, and not • doz•rn.- [New York Mail $change. Webb h rd Th best I t a lore s song ea , e poop n o sin In WM, • Land. J. Kennedy, dewier in drugs. ic., Dixie. Ontario, recommends Hagyanl's Pectoral Belson' to his custowers,it hav- its cured his wife of a ba.l come'. It is phe safest and wrest remedy for all Throat and Ung troubles, such sa Asthma, Bronchitis. Wgowping ( , an In the testerses .t me.tscua11.' prep& at rion hwweet*iud ascii umvetwl cum mrtnlet►i..fez the allevtatiun a: affords, and the q pratrusut cure it effects in kid :bey discus"as lir. Van Buren s hiuney Cure. its. item in those distressing cowplaina• is. Wu.piy wonderful. Sold by J. Witham. :su ■testOhhm'a.;.C.. The beets n•lations consist of a perfect cimalateen '.f healthy, vital duet -- pure Used aced peeper circulation may he established in the system by the use wandof that wand blu..d purifier, Burdock. Blood !titters. 2 ma as a w. *OUP.'N APa 15. ••Mat.lca. tir,i•'cmen d a• 1 setre"with e. tress of sick he'ache." Neuralgia, tentless trouble, for years an at the mowreaths anti excruciating man• ner. N.• rued;utw .r .l 'ctor could gar se me relief. .•r cure .Autil I used Hop Pit ten. ' Elie tint battle Neer*cured, roe ; The around timely ,110.1• well and stror as rhea a child_ Attu t fare been s.. t., thio day. My bssahatsd was ate Invalid for twenty years witha serious 'Kidney, hest anti urinary cumplatnt. 'l'reneu•tend by leeten's best physa• chins- 'Inca/ratiteS• e e *tette. • •f your bitters cored hits, aw11 know .•f toe 'Lives of eight perste/is'Im lay usighb•'rh..•«I that ■ wool by your bitter.. A .()any twee :are great benefit. ' 1'bey ales, st Do miracles :' at have keen untie them with ,salt. D—Meek .1 most poct.•nl cemplvnts. One veico all over the land gees ui' DANIEL GORDON from mothers, that says, "My daughters are so feeble and sad, with no strength, CABINETMAKER all out of breath and hie at the least ex- ertion. Whist can we do for these 1" The answer is simple and full of here. One to four weeks' use of Hop Bitters will make them healthy, nay, sprightly, nd cheerful. . says, we must imitate nature. This to are the Irish. The Germaus,of Doone As flat as a flounder ; as round as a ball ; As blunt as a hammer ; as sharp as an awl ; As red as a ferret ; as safe as the stocks ; As bold as • thief ; as sly as a fox ; As straight as an arrow ; crooked as a bow; As yellow as saffron ; as black as a sloe ; As brittle as glass ; as tough as a gristle ; As neat as any nail ; as clean as • whistle ; As good as a feast ; as bad as a witch ; As light as is day ; as dark as is pitch ; As brisk asabee ; as dull as an *5. As full as • tick : as solid as brass ; As lean as greyhound ; as rich as • Jew ; And ten thousand simllise equally new. Merchant irsverere' Advice le Mashers. watering -pot with a fine rose will enable can't underst'►ud the language. The 3rss•rsl aNerdls$e•. you to sprinkle them slowly, and the soil an absurd the moisture naturally and equally Most plants need water much as we take our food, regularly, often, and not too much at a time. Let this surface soil in the pots be your : guide. it should never be perfectly dry, and still less ,h•euld it be midden with moisture ; teor should moisture ever stand in the saucers under the pets, un- less the plants are semi -aquatic, like this 1 calla -1''y. You will gradually learn to I treat each plant or family of plants ac- cording to its nature. The amount o.f water which that calla requires would kill thus heath, and the quantity needed by the hath 'could be the death of that cactus over there.' 'Oh dear " cried Amy, 'if I were left alone in the can of y our tower -room, 1 should out -Heed Herod in the slaugh- ter of the inuooente'-[E. P. Reis, in Harper's Magazine for February. she Mauldin be .t■ylbtaa. 1R Dont talk. Refrain (rein celloquializing. If 7i have anything to say, do;i't say English don't care much for love songs, and the Americans etsat eithei some- thing very classical er paralysingly fun - Dc not tall:. Keep your mouth shut. Do net indulge in conversation. Ray nothing. Exercise measures of repressl•r to the extent of suppression with relatie-n to your colloquial predilections, Stiok • towel in your mouth. Gag yourselves. Stop ycur onverrati•en before you be- gin. Sew buttons on your Zips. The tongue is an unruly nlemuber. Stick a pin through it, Cease your speech. 1)o not converse. Have nothing to say and say it. Let somebody else do the talking. Don't talk. P. )4. -Haben eta please hang this up in their shops and have it enforced. ny.' 'Fou said the English don't care for lore song• r 'Yes that s s fact. An Englishman wahts te hear sernetln;tg about beer or porter. They like n.srtial songs, too. I remember an Englishman speaking to s Upon the subject ince dnring the I war times. 'Ow is it,' sai.1 he, that hall th' songs in this kentry give the gol,y to a man's fsyther ' They're ball Without 'me mayther,' me mayther, ire bineminl mayther.. Vy on hearth dont they give the 11'.1.1 man a chawnce Among recent publications are 'Dream Feces,' 'When the Birdies Nest Again.' The Wel of the Doles' nod 'Dude, Dude, Dude.' The following verse very vividly describes what ani l happen when the birdies nest again : "When the b:rlic, emu again. And the aou.la of *Inter wane. We will roam the binds triwether And our hearts AA t know 111,11111.11.- Has upa:n.- An .IBciuus old maid in a fashion*bs church up town isn't officious any inure ; in fact, she has left the happened thus : The ladies were eisi to to give • big fair and bazaar, and ilius Wrinkle was band to take a prntniaS$t i'*rt• 'I want to be Rebecca at the /ell, `>ii I'r. 1eadm UuderIaer, — I . Dr. Cartes S. Robinson contributes a humorous pretest against artistic help in divine service, as to. frequently rend. seed ly church choirs. He sayta ••What is the real peptise of the Ameri- can Bearden at any nue of our churches, in tt.0 act of stneing in divine services! is it to render a 'nlusi..l thought' ade- quately, . r 141 give a poetic seutiuent fitting expression Once when 1 was preaching in a church beside the Hu•l- st River, in May, the busiest month of the fishing sea&.n, I gave out the hymn, 'Jesus, lover of my soasl.' The leader set it to a tune, which, fur the T, sake of seam nuns 'musical tie:uultt,' re- seated half of the final hue. When I heard the Ant verse I shrank with c sternatieu in frieht fel pro,xdect .•1 the sonnet ; for the movement ran thus : Cb, reccee-Illi, receive --011, receive 111y soul at last.. That did ne lona it was simply unnecessary. llmt the next was awful. When I repeat it, it will be supposed a juke, although I am writing it m sad earnest of* fact which alunet destroyed my service : Cover nay dr - fenceless head -with the shad -with the "had -with the shad -ow of thy wino. The whole ce.ugregetaon stirred with ir- repressible laughter. Must we all he Ior.:ed to stand this 1 . eV*, filen $Medal Meas art to Musk'. - r- y. masters rep 8e, . Tae f.Uuwine old English poem amid T. W. Aitkins, Girard. Kan., writes : te have been the first English song ever '1 ue.er hesitate to recommend year set to moose It w., written about the Fie.trc Bitters to my cuten,en, they said, with a simper. 'Rut you can't, replied one .f the ladle', 'because one of the pretties: girls In the church has it.' 'Then i want to be one of the Lambs of the fleck.' 'But they are all yeoung girls.' 'i'•haw, 1 won t he anything tten,'aud she flirted herdress and shook her curls in a real giddy way. 'Oh, i have it,' cried a Indy, after a minute's thought. 'What is it '' 'Why, there's* Vacancy in the .In tiqu s department, and that will be lust the place for vouS i artistically har- monious, you knew '-[Merchant Trav- eler. Frew the Liver and Kidneys area ful- ly hall the Waimea& Dr. Oarnon's Stom- ach Bitters stimulates both i.iver and Kidneys and insures one against disease; it is soot an alsohobie stimulant. in ladle bottles M Weenie. m el/MALIN& - A Mme well known in nnavelion with the Heir Renmwer,whieh esteem grey hair to its natural color by • few weeks nae Rold at g) *sets: per beetle by James Wiles im "Same time ago my wife te.ik a severe cough which. in spite of all we could de. grew worse and worse. She soon began to raise blood every day it was apps+ est to everybody that she was in a decline and her days were short •monks us. 1 obtained medical ad.ice and triers one pt'Si P4ptinn and another let they did no 1 good When all Mope hate gone we leant j of some wonderful tennis perfernmed by Dr. Wiksnn's Pm..nary Cheer y Relaam, and a friend ansa several miles to Qat several bettl.a far esu In two week, eIse free entirely curse) " This testimony given by C. A. Rlack, of Rweetsburg, ie that of thousands of others in this reentry Has on hand row the LCRts4T biet& of First - Class Furniture , n .111.1.0141414, and as 11100 pur•hase ; or cash, Will no. Iw "old by airs one. I ofrer T•pe.tr) Carpet Lou igtes• crag i�.� upwards. Whatnots. gaud. mete tt.3e up. H.w the ek /'hates. from =rte. :V, awl . very- t.•ing dee In the .arae 'woman ion. AT THE OLD STAN D Bowers the Pint °tee a: Item ut Moieresl. oa1ca,�ca- (�t. lIIb. lass. 1e13 - year 1:1O'), an.1 was first discovered in give entire satisfacton and are repel , • t nor •Is. .•., �sahrt.rer one of the Haileien manuscripts, new in sellers.' Electric Bitters are the purest fr,,,,, w severs rasa► sed enarrkal dorsi oyi the British museum : anal hest medlr ne known and aill poosi- appetite K utiool%and nay n vales os •gatdea \rA Lively erre Kidney and Liver complaints nitA,by obsrrrauw of many other eesrs,Aat Purify the bleed and regulate the bevels , fr.wn perseaal ate terormer �estei t began tail..4 Growetn is /.•none in. ' No. hamlly cin afford b• -be without them 11 fM 'he elrwe-aamed eneetrn. X &Pp+ ',Mole sing rnceU 1 Unproved almost from the arm okra. mer t Orowetb fed. and Lienors+ mrd. SV1•111111111 for The.Llven ret al the I'reehlewteof the l'.M. It :a the la first. Headstrong* and heat hook ever Bald fax Ira, than t wi . war price. The fastest selling book ,u America. limiest., profit. in &gens. An i•delliernt people want 0. Anyone c to 1 r rout, a su•rn ..iiia agent Terms free. Addr. r. Ilat.'.1crT Hood Co.. l'nrriend. Maine. 1W2 JAMS I4MAILL, ARCHITECT. etc. • Odlce. (*ratio", Klock. Kingston at.. (lode rich. Plans and spselaralloaadrawn correct ly ('arp•nt. r's• pi•ea•n•r' land ma to.'s es.rk measured and rained. Rev. Father Wilds' EXPERIENCE. The Rsee, L. P. Wilds, well-kawwn elty mteateMr! la Now York. and brother of the late eeleSt Judge Wilda. of the Masaeha- sMp matte seeme Court. writes es fallow* } I'M It. DNI Yl. Now rot Alf*, Id, Is. Nraa.s. J. C.�s FR l'.•., gm entleen LaM winter nos* %mutat with • nwwt unenm- o,rsable itehiag humor affecting more especially soy Units. whl.-h Itched so Intolerably at night. ly Wit 1 could snivel, bar arrrte.te H er ei .ttgtl And spriegeth the node nu, •t;na ..uc,•u. Awe hletelh after tomb. Lhoath after calve en : Butlnr aterteth, brick t rrtetl: Mitre eine mart/ . l'n.•cn .-,poen : Wel •fuer' tar remreaU : Ne swil'tbnw newer en. Ming esteem au, Mind •'u-. n. The hollow ng w a literal modern prose version : 'Summer la comm,. Ludt sing cuckoo. (reweth feed and lel.)weak mewl, and springeth the w.rod now. Ewe blesteth after Iamb, loweth sew after calf ; bullock starteth ; buck verteth ;' r., harlwreth am ,ng the ferns , rime rimy sine, cnck.n. ' Well *ingest thou, cuckoo. Pier craw t.. sing now Sing. ctck.o, now ; sang cuckoo'' as UMW* Tribune Theron 1'. Kester,edtter of Ft. W ;pie rt,, .11. writes 'For the past lira years 1 hays sways used Dr King's New Discovery for oe.'rghs of most severe charmeter, as well as tor those of a milder type. It never Cul; 1.. effect a speedy cure. My friends t.. whom i have re commended it smack of it in same hieh terms. Haring hese eased by it of every Dough i hare hal for five yaws, 1 eon Ionise it the only reliable and sure carr for (toughs, colds, rte. Call at weary.* Drug Store and rat a Free Trial Bottle Ltrye sin $1 00 (t' down. Knowing of Aran's They ani 1 save bemired' of dollars In short time taw fever stip, Ittiiagwarealla M y du earn by every year. Void et 5t)ct.. re aspen( emelt. w..eMskla r,'d by i j retard' and ewwg6 were •1&. wind by iM rams bottle by J. .. .non. ; tl Irritat , mean., and my general health greatly Unproved. Carr ver I 10latat. until 11 is now..rell.nt. I feet • bemired per -, swot stamper, and 1 attribute shwas malts to the Bathe the fart f..r p0 or I:1 min,ttes wit01 h all.. $.uu..nts 116A,t.51f 61 and ra t ecommend a water car rd as can he lo.rne tarn .r., devised. 1 a...k la In ewiall d,.w (sore apply Haggard s Yellow t )il, and s co a tlmm a day, sat reed, le all, ler than two Mow is certain. Yellow 1 )si curet IChean1:H 1 plaee them farts at year armee, btptng their puultcatl,m may .k. g..pd. uses. �leuralzia, I)eafil*as, Lto'nes*,wn'h Ynen r*ryseatully, L P. yrit.na." Pain generally ; and internally cure. Colts. $..re Throat, Croup, Aethm,, ar.•1 many painful atfectt••na. No h.)useheld should no ennsiden l complete wi.hout a Iettle.4 Dr. Van Burettes Kidney ('ure is h, the clnaet. it is the only remedy that will rrunt tvely. permanently and promptly core all fermi of kelney disease.. Sold by J t ilson 2in Serbian'. Crates Satre. Tlio greatest medical Wender the wore'. Warranted t.. apeeilslr cure Burns. Bruises,Cuts,l'lecn, Salt Rheum. Fever Sere*, Cancers, i'tles, ('hi141aim, Corns, Tetter, Chapped Hands, and all Skin Erupti.ms, gmseantetel to cure in every Instance, or mnnny refunded i per firs. For sale by 1 n'tlr•t,. ly. I 'Why shone' amen ernes* hl.)• t to 11,4rili 'whin • Sit he. his grander. rut in alabeatee 1 1 Or let his hair /,row matt'. scant and thin Rhee "Cinoetemeates ram will wee. g re. the faster. F•.r .ale hs J St 11 so •. 2m The above in•tanee 1. amt ner of lbe many era- stantl, coming to our notice, which prove the p.r• f,•ct adaptability of AYES'S *halal0•011.1.A 10 the cure of all eita.aswt arising from Impereor use Iv.,.risl,rd •a,1 a weakened vitality. Ayer's Sarsaparilla elc.nw•, enr'rh«. an.1 .e•-ngthen. 16. 1.1 ..1, stimulates th. acti,e1 of the •tnmarh and bowels, and thereby e,abM• the system to resist and ur.!, lenww the alterk•of all Sen^feh.s• Inewnw., Fn., f,m.. of IM CHs. Rinwanwtisw, (y/errt, (jcwer% IIIAtlltp, and all disorders r.saltl.g from poor oe axrupt..d bkeed and a low tate of the matron DV Dr. J. C. Ayer l Co, Lowell, Mass, intd by all famppets, mice al, els beetles r'r $t • AYER'S CATHARTIC PILLS Best 'sarNaltivS M.diplfl - mmeaasdpms.. Headache. W all MINes ordteta MAI weary /sclera. Miers letlahil%