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Fun ant) F*ng.
lstetet-le blew -The - ,sial.
t}.mi.atl.• us w arm _Twit...
lo -J,.1 hooded -A street lat1.,i.
Fee sisaple-- A fes t. • yew, K.
An upwt, fire place -The field of bat-
tle.
Ab out 11.e only troubles that come
single are • eq old maids.
J...h 4a • nim has mode his nosesrs by
thruster! . peculiar spell roves the pelt-
. b.. thing for catching husbands
-re I., fi,
Tel at t • Or lt.rel•t, teed* u,' seal the
pulit. • it. ksr, when tau.- .t with his
stow tort..Lallverware.
Ado. is maid to be the usily men who
neem tat.taimed hie was about 'the way
hie minter used to cook.'
A 0E14. . maw was once looking at the
skeiet•,'t ol a netsuke!. 'Ab,, said be,
'w• tee rh fully and wonderfully made.'
'I ant ,u, parch of all I survey,' or'iid
the . !cloy in a wrestling match, 'and I
apot to••aid on the thrown.'
Never dues a loan believe so strongly
in the ...tint tton of ifravit•tion as when
h. sits deet, in • chair and ends it gone.
'You meet be • yaarreleotae fellow,'
said a phra.ulegist to a au whose hump
he wee r•zet.ining. 'Say that again sad
111 k1+.oak you down,' was the respitew.
A now religious sect has arisen in
England which worships mother Eve.
The daughtan of Eve are worshipped by
all sear.
'Fortune knocks at every man's dour
once in a life,' but in a good many oases
the man is in a neighboring saloon and
does not hear him.
A little girl being asked by her grand-
father where motes grew. replied, sit►
the *restate aimplrcfty, 'In old gentle
men a ears.'
'Yoe are the most stook -up chap I
ever saw,' remarked a emote 1ad to a
youth whom she met M a taffy pull To
white he retorted : 'And you are just M
sweet as you are candid.' Another leap
yeap year horror!
That was a frank reply to a friend's in-
timation of hie approeohio* marriage : 'I
ahou'd make m compliments tooth of
lets : •i:t ms 1 dboth
don't know the lady, 1
ma's sr' huts you, and 1 know tete se
we:i tot. 1 ant felicitate her.'
that -is it a circus acrobat T
'1), go, torr Mw, that is a man who is
kicking hi•oleelf.' 'What snakes the Wam
kick h'tmiwlf r 'He bas beim to a mas-
querade party and flirted with his wife
all the evening.'
Recently, when a handsome young wo-
man went to • shop to get ea. sit flopss
wooden ouetrivaasaa that are used fur
mealiest potatoes, end said, 'I want a
masher,' every mai in the stop from the
e.sktsr to the manager, started to wait
om her.
The Amsterdam Psnsorr.t says one of
its reporters bad the fortune to hear s
skilled r,.calist render 'Wait till the
Clouds Rt•ll By.' She wsiled-
'Wah tush the claw raw hay Jawy,
Rah tab the claw taw [taw,
Jawy, leu awn trees law wan,
A sit tali the claw taw beer.* -
Mules, 5a taMaad.
It
-",w ew9rTMilta4h0FM.s.�
fill IW , Y' t '1. 11 11iAi. JAN. t5. 1t4.1
l* ores of Rlms:iorn.
Botta three horn hoe sewn shoe one
suimute tow late.
Ih i e kite water meths' makes • ma
dek our its dela, nee kis wife s widow. -
ti1paaish-taaNs,
Perfect valor cordata in duassg wanton
witnesses all we should be c►pab4a of
doing before the world. -Buohetow,tault.
He who cares only for himself iu youth
will be vary nip(ard its shakos. 1, and a
wretebd miser in old ads.
C..astint activity in esdemvutlsg to
make others happy is use of the sank
wals ort w*l.ius ourwlve• so. &r P.
Sidney.
"IUtg.n,te your 4 rtunities," said
Bonaparte u• d school ..f young mea;"
every hour lost now is . chance of future
mutat taus. •,
Witty to)ii1.o are as easily lust as the
pearls stipple.; ..ff • broken string; but a
word of km/nesse wWuw spoken m
vain. It is a .ctrl which even whet. drop-
ped 11q chanes, %triage up into a flower.
Try t,, le happy in this very pressut
moment ; and put not off being w to a
time to cane; as though that time should
he of smother make tram tots, which is
already come, ..tad a outs
There is u,, policy like politeue•, and
a goad manner is the Last thing in the
world, either to get a good Dame, or
supply the smut of it.
Laud talk is often mistaken for aryu-
'tient , and do titan what druww do v.,ica,
ob Wider mea u 'nighty often thought
nab gained de fight.
The expectation of future hip:»nos,
is the beat relief for anxious thoughts,
the most perfect curs of melancholy, the
guide of life, and the comfort of death.
Every one must know and feel that
had chum hta quickly ripen into bed tic-
tious, and that if the bitter only are for-
bidden and the farmer left tree, ail mor-
ality will soon be at an end.
Pitiful that a man shoutd so care for
riches, as if they were his own ; yet so
no
use them, as if they were another's ; that
when he mishs b. happy in spending
them, he will be miaerable in keeping
than ; and irad rather, dying, leave
wealth with his enemies, than, being
alive, relieve hie friends.
OOL,D SNAPS.
iter, tatr...dl.Y) reerskaa "Meths et
vast Their,.
It is a bit of coincidence, toys the
Cleveland Herald, that the comet upon
which Napoleon's soldiers gazed seventy
years ago, when they were making that
dreadful march from Moscow, which re-
sulted in the death from cold and expo-
sure of 400,000 men. should be accom-
panied on its rwaPpwaaa%e with a bitter
cold spell of weather. When it swept
out of eight the world whammed an an -
usually severe winter. The incident, as
well aa the present cold map, recalls
other seven winter*. In October, 763,
and February, 7414, the denizens of the
inu.4uas and minarets were astonished
by a coli spell of weather, and the two
oma* of Constartinopte were frozen over
for twenty days. In Ian the Thames
was frozen over for fourteen weeks. In
1407 the cold was w intense its &Isia h*
that all the small birds permhe 1, and in
1433 the l4lsle howl of the at, were doe
en by the terrible cold int.• the tuwne
"No man should ask a girl to marry and cities of t;ermany.
him," toys an old caw, "unless he can In 144it1 the winter was w severe in
sepport her in the position to which she Flanders flirt the wine oistnhutea wee
hes been accustomed.' Im eppoeition to, esit with h.r. Lets.
this theory wec.'ntead that no ruing Coll- The jeer 1658 was doted for cold
pts sbuutrj think of marriage who do not 'rather to Euyl end Th•,w i;i ] i of iur
truly lore each tither, and are not willing est ntld i)1u1 trees were slitae (heat.
to face poverty, if need he, with each aches: and stock perished,* a a stares
other and seeks s social potion for tat, "n the Thaw* f••r several weeks,
themselves. The right to all the luxu-
ries
and'="'Pe were built en the ire w the
ries ort life should be earned, and then middle orf t!i r4,�toe'.
they will leappreciated. In support of 111 1691 the wolves were driven by
this statement and in opposition to these the cults intohoses, where they attach-
rwrrmges of convenience -men twin- ea men and a the in the streets
rilii6ibl hr►truas-we will instance Lap
With respect to As.r a, somer.i the
land, where they go to the opposite ex- rsarkable cold shells aro as follows : -
theism, and such • Weal. s estray 130, apd again in 11341, New York
thont .d or known. - barber Ira brash over se that teams
A Lapland courtship ie SMbara pleat Betio -dit-Act-roes the ice, to Staten
ant conception, and one undirwbich um Island. The neighboring •tate of Indi-
rights of all are well icreeerred. A yeast air tow s.•athur cold enough to congeal
lady is not forced tooo! k a suitor to the urer\'ury in 1865-
face,
tlli .face, as in cur owe country, and telt.. The winter of 1881 was trade inemor-
she does not love him ; nor is deofwtha(NOle by colt weetite-r. On the 13th and
to give her reasons for refusing. Noth-'athplaya of ,1tnwry tnan3 death• occar-
ing of the kind, The parents of the red fit tit the iutctase cold, and the reel -
damsel, when her hand has been asked desats, of Mobile Alahasma, saw the
in marriage by one whom they aro will- thermnmetfer sunk t' ttetc.
ing to accept, toy to one another. "Now, A recnrd of cold sieges would be imrter-
see. It our dwt'hter will hare this an, (set withoistkoe_ingtotion of the terrible
we will accept him for $ son. Let the sudden storm that swept over (he awn -
ase he decided, even es it wee decided try in 1863. which has gone Into history
when Luke of the Glen turned in herr as the cold New Year:. A drayman was
flight. and bowed the head to Lapp -11- 'mien to `cath in Cincinnati while aria --
ten.- fag along the street. A mao climbing a
Aconrdingly information is siren to fence in Minnesota (nue to death, and
the damsel that a suitor has applied fpr tupfled firer into the snow. The loss of
her hand. Probablyhet:.ilrfa wall awarli .hape umen and animal liven in all parts cf
of the and knows the' e
young man ; "Intel lee° it ""'""*_
while it may possibly be that she has
never seen him. However, on a day
pointed, the damsel and her parent.
with their chief friends, to Der with
the suitor and hie ' e
•rend%, come together
and .
1 at meat, the suitor and the ob-
ject of his desires being pieced opposite
to o.e another, so that they cite converse
freely, nod each view the . thee's fees.
When the feet is &included the com-
pany repair to an open spare, where the
"race fora wife" is to be run. The dis-
tance 4* about two English furlongs ---or
a quarter of a mile -and the girl to tot
out in advance of the starting -point.
about the third of the whole distance, so
that if the be at .11 fleet of foot, and so
dr /ire*. she an easily ateid the miter ;
for, if he do sot overtake her before she
reaches the end of the nice she in fres,
and he may never trouble her .gain.
in th„ way, It may be ere, a modest
maiden is spared all perplexity, or possi-
ble shame .f refusal. If the dost int
wish the piing man for a hossband, she
hu Mol In keep her back to him, sod
*sake for the goal, wltieh she le *are to
reach if she wishes ; while, (•tt the other
hand, if the suitor has pleased her, and
she will have him, she has only to keg in
'her flight, and allow him to overtake
her ; and. if she 1vt+ p.rtieularly struck -
if she Void(' signify ti the lover that his
leve is n tuned- Jeer stn run a short
181..seasw0w
Ohllagll, •e• //item
*are hesitate to rosoasmeed your
)mte Bitters to my erstoal►en,
trite entire satisfaction and are rap
sellers.' Ele,tric Bitten are the purest
and best tnedic;ne known and will posi-
tively cure Kidney and Liter c,utpl*int%
Purify the ',he 0l and regulate the lwwels
No family stew afford 4o be without then)
They will sere %modeled' of dollars in
doctor's !ills every year. 1.1.1 at 50 eta.
a bottle by .1. Wilson. [3]
These are IMAM Farts.
The beet blood eurifder and .y.tent te-
• *niton ever pleeed within the resell •'f
suffering hnmanity, truly is Electric Bit-
ters. Inactivity of the Liver, Biliaunss
Jaundice, Constipation, Weak Kidneys,
or any disease of the twittery onions, or
whoever requires an appetiser, tonic or
Wild stimulant, will always find Electric
Bitten the beat and only certain sure
known. They act surely and quickly,
every bottle guaranteed to give entire
satisfaction ••r money refnndea. Sold at
Atte tents s Mottle by J Vfiil.om. 14]
A Dat •.w......
'Har. you peppy outthink um of /Y�,our
Cl
4, $ bland e1.e .IV:
the drsa.ak., • the other de)
ve
'Tu be sure I lo,' replied Bell:,
u blay-
tasi/ duwar noodle she had brou,tht i•
with het.
'Do you mean to any you have propos-
ed to sumo oar r eselainted affright-
ed Clarissa.
'That's • I. it
'Tu whin r
'Tu papa.'
'Oh !' aped then the blonde Claris'a
breathed freely once more. 'How d.d
you propose to him 1'
I proposed that he should give lug a
new black silk suit.'
'Well, how was your proposal recrly•
e x l r
'Rejected r
'You don't ») !'
'Yes I do. He told me to press my
old suit, and that's why I'm down hoot
taus .corning.
ap
le a jtrtrilemtwe, Meow r watL°i ar-
t.,
th
I mean to say.'
No household should to eensitleted
complete without a bottle of Ur. Van
Butem's Kidney Cure is in the closet.
It is the only remedy that will positively,
pur,nasrntly dud promptly cure all forms
1 kids*, disease.. Sold by .1 %%iliu n
Yin
tartar. Field UJ•bsal'a
Is the only instantaneous relief for Neu-
ralgia, Headache, Toothache, etc. Reh-
iring a few drops briskly is all that is
hooded. No taking nauseous medicines
fur weeks, but nne minute's application
removes all pais and will prove the great
value of Kram's Fluid Lightning. 25
tents per bottle at Oerrge ltbynas' drug
More. L
Judi. Claseault of Quebec, decided
against the validity of the Qwebeec cr-
t)oratiotn by-law making it compulsory to
publicly weich coal sold within the city
limits. The coprt held that the city had
exceeded its powers ii' fnmin(r such a
bylaw, and could not compel sellers to
weigh their aid, that being • matter of
aer•eement between the dealer and pur-
eha sen.
Sirs, J. McPhee, Appin.. writes :-
During the last eight years 1 have used
almost ever] [medicine recommended for
Biliousness., but found nothing dual to
Carson's Bitten. If you ,suffer try it
Price all mu*.
10484.
Harper'B Bazar.
ILLU$TFLT1>GIJ.
Horper's Ramie is at ewe tale most bell-
1i.nt aad maul Ilosertmoki Journal in exist-
ence. it is the acknowledged arbiter of fash-
ion in this .,entry. Its fashion plates are the
newest and mat stylish; sad to pattern sheet
supplements and economic magma king alone
are worth man) times the cost of subecrip-
tlon. Its ll;naratlona of $rt needlework are
from the rest sourates. Its literary and arta,-
tic merits are of the highest order. Its stories
poems. and essays are by the first American
and Soreys& asthma.to choice art pie -
tures would/IS
ie-
tureswouldaE pontattos. sad Us humorous
cots nre the most amusing to be fouled in any
journal 1n .imerica. A ho.tothriBhnt nosey
tr., tare -promised for aa&
HARPER'! PERIODICAjrS.
leer Tear,
HARI'ER'S BAZAR..
HARPEIt'ri MAG \ZINE.. .....,
HARPEIre WEEKLY. Ole
HARI'F.ICS YOUNt: 1'KOPI.E J M
HA tiPIKICS FRANKLIN fig. LIBRARY.
O.e Tear tae N nuhrnl N
Postage Pen to nit vavatrartgslaMiarVa 4:
e4 States or ('owed". -
Nike*, Positive and P.saai.aoetl ass
the cures od..led by Dr Vau H+Imo's
Kobus: Core. li •hitt it, .1, •'aeon •.t Kid
ow), biomes is old Jolted at or a tow .t mos
as•* Htwtyour Ih-eijt,t :,,w you I►.
V .,d
Hamm • /Woe, Cure S•W tie .1
•4 ds m tat terwh _, 1
.1n ()mix iu the desert is w. bright -et
light to Inc wandering Arab than • b.4tle
of U• -.w Huron's Kidney Cure 14 to
she ..L.• -testate sot rer from K.dney
D.• It is • pr ' t, 'anat. c 1ud
pa. ....deli .ire. Sold hy J. Wilson
' 4rjeriuh lm
res 440 Medical Pewrr.svrea. east all wawa
11 raap.taar4a.
i'itw(+tinr, ur Norte f o.t(1, a Mow
pitate 1:Ieumnt bawd uy..0 `,:&.untie
Facts, Formulated by Professor Austin,
M. 1). of &,stun, Masa, cures Pulmon-
ary C tsaumpttou, Sick Headache, Ner-
vous Attacks, \'ertigo and Neuralgia
and all wanting diseases of the human
system. Pbusphatine is not a Mdeeu►e,
but a Nutriment, bemuse it c.ntatua
Vegetable or Mineral Poisons, (lpjat
N ireoties, and no Stimulants, but tint
ly the Phosphate and lhrtric Elements
found in our daily food. A single buttie
is wtticiout to convince_ All Druggists
sell it. $1 00 per bottle. Lowes. &
C.., sole agents for the Lt•t;,itll;a,
tib Fruit Street Kid T..ri•nt•t
Aa the frosts of winter vanish under
the caloric influence of the sun's ray.,
so does Bright'. Disease, Dropsy, atone
in the Kidneys and Bladder, and Inflate
tnali0n "t the Kidneys, Loire Ih•) Lehr
upon the ,,dulinistranon'uf Dr. fail Ion
res • Kidney (Are. sold be .1. 1Vil.• :t,
?ts
J•.hn It. Vert, Hamilton, says : "Me-
iirr_,•r • Speeo'y Cure (..r Dyspeps:.t nuc:
in.hsrrstwu is cheep at fifty times the
p: 1,d ,[•ked for tt. I Awn a c••u,utercrai
utru. 4101 travel tanetnwath. ami woe:! 1
u•' node thunk .1 tegeing home a 'thou;..
to .ttlr ,.f 1fc4irvt(..r'. Speedy 4'n:e 111 ... •
valise than I would of leasing lay t.,..0
at home ai,•1 going on fa..•t.• Free 1,1.1
Ironies at U. Ithyttae drug store. 14.-, 1
lar size 50 cts. and $I. a
..VLIAAN LINE
liar
ROYAL WAIL STEAMSHIP`
4 Banking 1 1
1).1.,la Oft 11IO1h(Tt!EAL.
. 4 P 1 / L, • - •rr,oss,sw.
ONPL L'a{, - - - - 1s,t.w.wv.
Goderich Branch.
!I. ULAY.Y - - 1(un.alrr.
.allow, Were** on depurate. matt., belie.
of are•l.t and olroalar outs-. •.. r.l, p{1aa)4ab
la al/ ports of the war, 1Ts1.
CANADIAN BAN KOFCt►MMb1LCE
Putt up Capita., - it.,titiu,000.
/lest, - - 411,400,IM1U.
Pers./lent - hteX. WM Alr.U.(STKM
General Mu.vtptr, --- M'..i....... r.saov
Goderich Branch.
A M. Kt►1yy, - - . - MANA..sw.
Interest allowed on deposits. Drafts on a
the prlaeipal Towns and titles is lima,&
Great hrttaln and the United `Mates. beds&
and old.
Adi.ina.te Farmer/ton Nona. with Dara
alayearadorsers, without n.ortKsge. lrbl
Best Fall! Nggginpr io Canada.
KING OF WEE% tiES.
\VEEKLY FREK PRE'SS'
LARGE $' PAPER
8 Pbt3E8_ - -
lIT A00 PASTED 01 NEW ■A.bINEPT.
Contains all the News.
tipselal Market Iapart 'neut.
M(rk:u11 tt..l la l,artnleat.
Capital Story Alia". It 1111111•1i
1a.r•'aious festa, 1'.4emn.
Puna Humoristin.
It is Jost [til Tu.0 for tae Family, $600'00 &ode
we w iii Na) tLe :.ls'a r reward (.1 esu) case
Liver ('ntul'lattt, to.)v7ete, 11.x1 Heada(he.
itsdlg*stk Loll
1 .os4*r*i:lw '
r 1 i lit eco r* wu
f toe:.4 Slat. and the paper will he • furwanl- cannot core wtlh 11 ori t A. Iablia Lt' cr PNb.
1 t., inn w January lA. 1111Za. w1.et.U•rd[rr•rlbmsales*I tit . ei.pllyd with.
Th*} are ptorely S'egrl.hle. tied artier tad to
S11,000 IN PREMIUMS ' .aa rotten. !'t•varl .. 4.14do Large Poxes
al
---:.,..I.1:04-'',...-.
tMta:L ua I;IiM.:: rrLtt. Fur sate by all
brunt%,•. ware .drr.mt.lerfeilsand biota-
Tie- most hberal Indus -stumps r‘• •r offered (some. '11.. vain*. p eeefartured .•air by.
r ":nada to partkts getting up riffle Lx the JOHN l' Wit.T k l (.. liar 1111 Milkers,
ti1'r:•a Lr Irl<ta 11e[ -r. ti nil for I'trntinn, xl and tl King st. 1 art. Tomato, (nu. Free
1 ' Ical pn. LGA.• i n' Fa Mal 17vysld on rt•eeIpt
vsixisel TILT ratan /An tsuirera ot•sc*°' s".
tDt-.1'lTf:.rrt a ht J *, boa, for TOO SalkisiSiSLIM1'S RBI event.
t►I.li. _war,
Not 'li-'4: L t Altl.
Y1llTWll Atte t tt 1 . 't utwrrei is abHabe
INS
I PIIiEXIX I Ni.'. (til , of Lonna. Kagfaad►-
M.taWro,•1 1'�1.
i BAk1'YVHU IN s. t O'1' sit sliest/mit., COan
If.4 balled Man
r Rieke taka•u la for ant.. a hint -elms odl•
the lowest tat., M HOK tl'K t of tO $.
The C.AN tit PER 1.01N aixi' etas MAVIINOOB t
Tosoatu.
Moue) to Lean on art-, less sscurttr.
7 to 5 per Cent - Charges moderate.
IIORAt'P. HURL t.
Uudcr':b 4.pt. 15. *100.
IOBBEI
• -Thoues•diof grave.
err annually rubbed
of theirt-ltt t,a.11.es
peolonirr•d. happiness
nod health restored
h) t..: use of he great
GERMAN INVIGORATOR'
whlai+po•rhveyant: p: re .;..h' T Dar-
=ga'cased h) et,,, t. et an) kind.►
We aroma, aa: all l:wwate r that fol
low as a P. 11‘.4141 ,./ p. 1 - AI.We: s. 7.... of en
OW'less of 01,.,.'1y. r•ris-reset Iaw4tude.
Wiatit this baa 1.. • In ea of a t. '.u, prem•
!WS old air, and as.t.i *4hrr diereses flay
lead to u.uai!a ar cut atm ption and a trema
1me era.e.
$S.dharvita -mare With t eida.aniate free by
Mail. The I%;uu.a ITOR a ...11 al Si per
hoz. testa boxer for g 1 t all druggists, or
wig he Oral in a to) mat!. attire!, seal. d. on
motile of peke. 1.t ad,t,. wit g
1..7. ('IPKh:\'. Ibrut. tol,
Is/ Butes" St., Toledo. Ohln
RuyNAt,
aisle Avast f... Otakrich
i ill t'• atr-•:ws}sonthelook
r ,nralr.41<,snA i.. panty he
•
e, *ill j•: flute who do
n+• re%a itchy opportun
(lin. rem•. , its . ,,:I; . 1Yrt rifer a gma
flat .r In maks. 'Matt... ttfa omit men. oro
men. b.- . nt.d girl,: '•. t.otk for *a in lhe.r
„esu!, •n'1'.,IV tan do the work pro
pen) (rein tl0tea Gnat ,:wt. The beam. o‘ will
I*J noire thou lee to. is atoll car) wages. Ka
Piastre unmarherbal..et tr.. Noone who en -
dares fail. to mole t. tart} iap4dl). You r.■
ge.etr spoor rc!•• .••.t:t to hair murk. or. only
tour mare tdomre$M. 1,.S t'forutation aad
WI the' isTr rent ere. Adipes• tdrla
-
NOR d C ..wl'urtbn d lash r.
FREE PRESS OFFICE, $8'Allt�! is'W'ealf' ,
[.ondon, 1 Mt, ff
Nor. let. lob i. 1510 -
Li V ERPooL-LONDONDERBY-(;LAs'i(R -
I3very Thursday From Portland. GOfERICH BOILER WORKS.
Every Saturday from Halifax _I
Chrystal & Black.
Tee Snuarrrr baa Resta TO AND F1to11
ENGLAND
SPEED. COMFORT AND SAFETY
CISURP ASSED.
'Winter arra u. gem eats..
-$.tllf.INes-MAIL LINE.
LONDONDERRY & LIVERPOOL -
5AR7IArIAN. Nem I•naTLAxt.. Nov. rpth
let.
t1AB AN _front•tbetr!t
)u,
LDee. Oh.•tot( learn IhoNTLa%n,
AX. De. tato.
POT. Alr, teem Pierre..",'
stALIFAX, 11X. 22n'.
PAH( [ren, 1tTI.a'n. 1
HALIFAX. '•„
AX. [k••. 1A'h.
P1LRCITIAN. from P.nrruxn.
B•Li,.4X. Jan. Sib.
SARMATIAN'. ip.ont t'o•TLAxo,
HAI.iF.IX. Jan. Ilth.
SARDINIAN. from I a,t cn.
t1ALIF.IX.las. ttkh.
•
TO MILL MEN and SA LTIW EL L M PN
N urinua i11R eat SALT PANS mauld*c
Tashi s i shortest notice.
A I :aids of :!opearlmg executed under the
Dec. cth. :r•r• -at1 +-yen isien of the Proprietors
L4*rc . 13/h. ---- Der. 90th
re. rt b.
Jan. Md.
Jan. net..
Jaye. Iib.
The Volumes of tba Were r l.--'- .-i•T . l rameestres wishlngto embark at Portland
r eh..on rre.,l. a u lin clock.
no time is ppentiane.t%,, ' ti0 i r aptg.,.. T -t. The Itnt Lain via Halite: with the stalls
that the.dhor•rtber wlr:ieltto wt t47'.' a-.• . *tad Par~ewRela loamy, 7cderi!•h erel-' N'rd•
the number next aft. rrho r•^•.'r I a' order, •treada)'. at l o, leek.
The last Four Asti:: ti c „um - •,1 //are 'a Pltg,aid centileate issued at greatly. reduce,:
Razor. In neat rift, binding. n .11 be non' . .efts• ie( person. wha ins to bring pre:* friend'
mail. postage peat, or hr.•ttpre- , fro,. from the nod t'mintry.
prose storey ided the freight Men not t c:. -tet 1 tokete and Al information. apply to
one dollar per roltmet, f re r a' W -r v,t[mwtle H. AR3OTRONo.
['loth Casa for math rano' member ties- Ticket Agent,
bindi . wil beam! be a.a,l, polarrld, •" Ooderteh.
ceipt
test Nana ...11 w J•ataveof ape, Je.r t. ,, . *SI pea ea.Aer1 }
of sl 011 seek 1 Oederieb. Nor. lend. Ittt�t,
iittnneew * ..,*4 .aaade. b►A'.n' •. t _.
Money Order or Lash, to avoid • t. , . e
loss.
.Vavapnprra are net M ropy this nie. - i . -
menl walkout for carper** artier of HaRr•. .
RR.rn.za•.
.ld.lre.•.
HARPER ARPERk BK,1T11S118Neo . Ne1',•
AYER'S PILLS.
A large prop...lio.n of the diseases which Bass
human "offering result from detatttsmrat of obs
esosuaeb, bowels, sad liver. ATMS'. Ie
P11.1.4 art direttly upon these organs. and are
sst'.I1117 dellgtn.d to tare the diseases caused
by the r derangement, Inetuding Conidtpatlon,
IadlgeslteM Dyspepsia. IM(tsaai''• Dyers -
trey, as a ►•.S .+( other a boosts, for all d
trbt.•b t& -y are a sate, carr, prele ipt, and pkaeaaa
,egiegv. Tb. extr'. 11" ma .Of these PILL' ley
ay.felsles I resider practise, alums
the sethaattoa 1n watch they re,
key try the medical profession.
'!lass Pur., ars compounded Of vea.tahle rut -
it.d are ate lately frlr ss •miomet
stray atlas .e injurious ingredient.
$.Geer front Heada.ie wettest
"Avaa'• VILLA •re Inva)rahle to me, and ars
•r�yy �roawtant non a. n.. 1 have been a areal%ea►wrt
from risetarhe, aid your PsLut are the
Hay tang 1 scald look is for relief. ruse .lo.e
wilt gnl.•ktr mor, my bowel, and free my head
from i' they are the Inns* .01044re and oke
••ries: phcair 1 have eveti.n 11. Isis a plo*eam
s„ nr r.•
speak In their prates, sad 1 always Ou •o
w;.eu oeearl'•ta often.
W. 4 Paan! of W. 1.. Page A arr."
Franklin at.,.Richmond, \'a...lune
•. 1 Lave treed Avoca Cu.t., In numberless ia-
stwneea a• re', Iareesele.1 by !on and here never
kwnw• thaw to foil to •eeomplb6 tl '- desire.% re-
sedt err ♦mama::ly keep them on hand At nor
Mace, an 1 pries them as a pleasant. ,uF safe and
i v tot
rrtl+ni • /nify m«Ilel:.r. OK 1 1 pea's
they a,-..nvalushle. J. -r. Harts."
)tela. Tera., Jew 1T, toe'.
The 1tzv. rlta!ersa R. Has,.'wr, writing from
At4.oft. 1.1.., aye: " For POOP* years past I liars
hien .tddret A. e.a, *tp (inn. from which. In
a)dte of the m- „( n,e•lleiues of POW. 0414 kerb.
I , l!'r•at tasn.aslne I.wo.rr,noleuee, until res
se nt)p ego I began takl .g A*RICO MIA.
bare en4Frrly r•,rt.rte•d di. aa,tiva habIt,
hay•• r rally Improved my general health..'
Airs'* Ca n' Pius e..rrevt Irrsgalart
fIM of the hnwwh, stimulate toe appetite and
.ligestl.n,, and 1y their pr.wnp( and tMw.n.gb
action ales Inn. aa.: Saar to the whoa physical
sarwwny.
PIMP 4ROM /IT
Dai J. C. Ayer l Co., Lowell, Meas.
Sold hy all 11r:weir/to
item the Rev. Dr. Ritmo Editor of the
f'art•tIan /ipeeete. Ritmo,
A T AIX *s.1 MKnm-lxu.
WE WISH TO CALL THF. ATTEN
the of an ,Re'n'd► enAMMne fro*
throat and lung le a rse,ftoiwe which
we hare peacesa y trtPA to naw *a.latartlow
diatanns then stop and tarn, and invite' ••A via*ly le the twee. 6f"it he'll"' H.v-
111m with open snits. lapgg sIR•.sd far sumo time poet tam Bron -
Th. Lapps a e eat • moral popple, new chitin..w4 now. or leu proatlas with the
luega wt qq#ltlea.aewg
ai Ise. W' Iwo'*
e•rommeireiy honest, but their marriage tompp,nr.,tntli.l•mof tar&ed t'dl«artl
la Irony -1a rr hal. •w� area.tllr ingwne«1
IreleUees are, as • robs, home and /qoe 1 t,ato,twla the .priag• tar aorat swam of afro
fel. - Mee ee Christian. I 1
sear (*r sae di.s.*.a
vi, .+ 'r --
1884 _
Harper's Magazine
ILL'UST R11`TLD-
Xsrper'e Mopa:.•r begins its sixty-eight
volume with the ik'v.•mher Number. it as the
most popular tlln•ttare.l periodical in Amer!.
mond England. always fully abreast of the
times in tow treatment of subjects of current
social and industrial (r,terp,t. and always ad.
v.netu r its standard of literary, artistic, end
mearhani-ale.i-,'IL•nr.•. amongitsattr.ctl0M
for IRO am: a new aerie novel by WILLIAM
kt sew, tllaatrated by Antal' : • new no r1 1.v
IL P. Row. illustrated papers by Imn.o% and
DIwT.IlA!t: descriptive illustrated ppa.pers hT
Groner iI. ih,anitrov, F,t. '. 11. Mtnj.RT.
11. FIN-411AS. and other.: important hlstnrl-
eel and biographical papers • slum stories h
W. D. H"o Caakzi.ltawes. ke. HEARTBURN,
HEADACHE, Of THE SKIN,
bbd every species of mama a, ttertr
HARP U'S PERIODICALS. dl.ord.•.d I% UV R,WELS «101418 0411$
.410
whet
Arctic! -V - ,-f -r..
P
Dua.101 1781
work • ode al 1,ume 4y Ifs !n
dn.triuW . Best t•*eira.s uuw- I
fort the public. Capita not read
ed. We will start yea. Men. oro
men, NOT. and girl wanted very
titter* to work for es. Now is the time. You
can werk in spare time. or etre yonr whole
I tame to the• business. No other business will
par you nearly so well No one can fall to
Make ememons pa)', by engird,. at .once.
1 Vaal) ninth an.: tens'. trt•r. 1t•-,-ra mnde
t�o.tt easily, and honorably . .tddrea T*t-e des•
1 Co.. Aureate. Maine
I
l
I
Dec. K. C. Wear's X.i.vE AAP Bttwrx Tnzar
)trete. • guaranteed -I.ec414 for Hyatt rte. DIT
[dams. Coevalsions. *1ts. Nerve/us Neuralgia
Headache, Nem, Gua Prostration roused by the
use of "vivito' or la) ) as cc. Wakefulness. Wen
ta1 Deprecation, Porte/41W of 11.e grain, moult
hag in In,aaity sad le.dies to miser) . decay
sad death. Premature (11d Age. itareenurss,
et• Power inrHMrerrr,InvoluntaryLomeli it
aid St rrnatorrbax. (.P fait d by aver -exertion
Of the brain. Belt -abuse or over-indulgener.
Onr iw x -Ail: cure recent cases. Each box con
Mho "n,• month', treatment. One dotter& box
or *'x boxes for eye dollar. ; sent by tna! 1 pro
ft`-a�4/1 on reeeip' o! prior_ Ir guarani. a adz
pmts° 1u MIPs ami ca&e•-. il' alb Eitel oreet r ',la- al by ester d%bone. . r.- Sp.Llyd with
die dollars, we will send 11 r pur-haaer OUT
written guaraletee h. r,'fund the tnuuc) if the
treatment dots pmt effect a cure. Guarantee
rented only by JAI.," 1111.)40* Pole author
fled agent for Oo wench, tint. JOHN C WEST
k ors_ sole ptepnrturs. Toronto Oat.
WiLL CURB OR RELIEVE
1JLIDUSNESE DIZZINESS,
DYSPEPSIA, DROPSY,
FLUTTERING
OF THE HEART,
ACIOiT Y OF
rHE STOMACH,
I"LNCESTION,
/VOICE.
EI: YBI PE LAS.
£ALT RHEUM,
y0UNG, I All esposionee the wnaMrf.l tomes
'rvthMal
°Merurr,pd
YIM)lliAyer%si
Sarsaparilla.
l0 lTs"
1WY•..dWah.hro a•dlnaesg ,
Doti tog eY Brasilia; $lotus *suss Its 1st
r'll"."- T. ALLBORIi t CP.,'''e") To"a, „
HA RPF.R'11.YAt3A•.•• •o»
HARPER 4 iESZKL1
NARPhlt'S BAZAR 4 0 ,
HARPER'S YOUNG PEOPLE . 1 40
HARI'F.R'a FRANKLIN hq. LIBRARY.
One Year tit Nonhers ....10 •
Postai). ilvr to a!1 w.darrthers la the
ed Mates or Lbn•Ao.
The marmot of the Afar iee begin with the
Nnmher, for Dine ant ihwmherof each Trwr.
When no time is specific d. it will be under
,tewwl that the elarrilcr wishes to begin with
the enrrent Number.
The lest Fight cnlumrr of Harper's Maya
via,. in (teat cloth Mndteg will be sent to
mall, postpaid, on receipt of 1 per volume
ream Cloth teafor Mnding. !0MI
ear% h)
mall. portpaM.
Index to Haiprr'. Ma.rsrine. Alphabetical.
Anal) tlrali and elated Red. for A-Mumrs t [net,
Inclfalve. mown Jnne, 1551. to Junt.,_114110. one
vol.. ivo. (loth. N car.
Remittances shan't! tar made by Perot -(Agee
Money Order or abaft to &raid rhanee of loves
At-wept/peesare to ropy ant edrrrfia. $1000 FORFEIT
ever without
nW for raper.* nr.lrr M 11 Aar'tN k
nu. rre ERA.
Address.
RARPKR 4 BROTHSRt. *es Volt.
WORM POWDERS.
Ars pigment t, l 1.•_ecattails their own
Purgative. Is r ..f•. acre, and efe
doersw)er .f wwn•r in Ct.tldrea or
TIu' \Ves1ein Ath'oi'1i1
FOR 1884.
Willa the advent of tail Toe. \Cru,'riats An
r[irriern Join Wrest.[ LieeltAtaerin appear
in new and Improved font• with new type.
p{,rint.d from .trmotapc platen. nn a new web
-
feeding pretax o' the taboo Assam. While Its
ascent) pe.puiar ")k+ rttnents will he con -
towed, more vigor w 111x• nheeri.ble I hrouth-
Oat. Osenlyes ah,tbapet unnnl
.•. Malone. of into
ertbrra
thiOIC(ROF TNREE PREItUNS.
"POI:TAIT "11.1.1611Y." Our premium
eb, fo*M4 is s haadaamelj Punted Book of Per-
(e�4t., with salsa feat, d corer, eotttal.l the
(maowinwebr•mn lltlo.grs .ha. In pre r Ions
O
Os : Her Y V
M• Governor-General t�tapab of Ina.
i- Rt -11..n. 11'. E. e:ladstnnr: lion. Kd
ward
Blake ; !tar Johnn A. Macdonald: Hoo
Oliver
Mowat: Homo .flex. M•ekenxie: and
r A. Arthnr. I'rraldrnt n( l'. K. An
1 and art Ta1'litr ornament forinn par
{e,rrilt7ibn4tlxr "(each pnrtralt, * 1 11 Inches
ngphlrwl •ketol, •.: earl.earl. personate
♦j..tye/n.rn lacuna; inti Facre1
teary 1
donne
('4. '.t t
n
r tray1
A hiM
written hy •nrndn••nl l anadian iii also :,lvra
Prier only IM retro. or 01.50 In all.
f•le It pfv'ferrr'd. •ohtteriher,may ►lace e
,, ehnloeor'Howx UrnII):ALTII• or -I Haat.
' Rip terve ten well-known toenwr premlU*•
in hoard corer. on ).rymemt of tie. a4thtlnn
al. r 55.41 In all. Daley one premier. a1
hatred.
THE Dairy 1lovrnTMrrt. vowelising the
ea wnpletc mldnbrbt er•wpstr-bes, I. air ild for
4* per *noon'. or 11.23 for *herr montha.
Total rlreulation each week of I)Alt .v AN,'
I:'K.tIO.T A twricirir Tn, n, er sown •,.• envies.
ti• Agenta wonted every ',herr. Fahy
valuable trrtareIn ,h.• •...wt alar. seri •-Inh
getters. Siena pert ,:nn! f• -r partlr lour.. Ito
a$.trrvl kite -ea/ nm•- *t our H.k. An.:res%
ipTRtllsTt resevr0si le.
1j,xtnov. 0*.'
BES
at,. 110 Is ■weepina ny. "
n dare before yen Ai,
+
anile thlryt mighty and nth
Woe leave behind
to confiner 1
time. 3Aat • week t o preens,.
testa OS outer free. No etik. Evveything
net'ter•rible. Many are makl fortune.
sidle° make as airs• 9 at mon- •Ad twos sad
=new
trout per Reader. N ynn wane
prMnPr *t whisk Trot yore make gl•.aRA~J�
the tame, erne her purr Imitate* to N.
Poetise Mal
lsee, (spiral ant rMnerod We 5171 rale
1
&(o. i oet
He, .rig :INC const ,nn.517 ' ,1 i11' per
kwi , a • r,11 "then and aft.•r 11 mt.snN of
t�* of the moat rnmplleat,-d end s'rrrs
saw Re could find. R.• fret Inalned In 1"4.
Mg to forfeit lone Thouswnd Ikdtare for ane
t
of ° s wire hnr influent*
comfit.. colds. eaewrw
race awA
h.ar•en•e,. hronchitis. ••nn•'in'r•ttnn In 11.
early .legs. whooping.'ongh. and all dis.aw•i
of t .. threat and Nags. etr.•p4 *athma. for
• whl•-h w,• only claim relief. that Re emit rote
with Aroma 4'onoh ttyrrup when taken accord
ing 1n dare Iton. Sample bottle*. 11 and s
tom.: terse hotel.* one dnllwr. (4eneine
wrapper* only in btu.. [told h) all draaedN,,
qT sena by reprMe nn mretpl of pew, JMI1
(' t\' F:Pt'T 4 (O., 51 and 'tt Klux street
Towwatn, OM. Rotel .t J Aft. W 1l n(IX'A (mag
ISOra.OeAerich. HM".
The Signal'R Clubbing Offer,
The Ninuaw and Trt, K,er*Mc .lnrxr
Ttran .111 he mailed to any eddy'sn from now
to January 1st. lent on mrrlpt of noir 4[.25.
if either of Tor tl,tCHTI•Tf'e popular pre
tslam • • .air"d t.
the eAltio&1 wsoa.t 0'
1
wit.me awl he enclosed. •...Mae• with fell
particulate no to which 1. ,.noted Address -
mectt Poll tl1T
s. - ill I. n1w .. rwlrrl0
(ied.Y/eb, (lo
1
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Work .',ns► nt rotor., ,s
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