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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1883-07-20, Page 44 THE HURON .SIGNAL, FRIDAY JULY 20, 1883. THE HURON SIGNAL le published every Friday Morning, by lee U tmvone liaiseattheir tMlee. Ninth St utf the Square) GODERICH, ONTARIO, And 11 despatched to all parts of the surround nit country by the earliest mails and trains. By geapral admission it has a larger clrcula Ion than any other newspaper in this part of the country' d Is one of the raciest, newsiest and mostreliable Journals to Ontario possessing, es it dues, the tore -going essentials and being in addition to the above, a first -chis. rami] and fireside t o payera s therefore a most tesairetOlsadrertirue y lsdirra- Tentte,-41.50 In advance posttsze pre -paid b�yy pDubllahere; ll.7S, if peed before Six months it.OUifnotsopaid. Thai, rule will be strictly enforced. RATES nr ADYERTtaiNQ.- Eight cents pe Inc for drat insertion; three cents per line for each subsequent insert ion. Y'e•arly.half-yearly and quarterly contracts at reduced rates. JOB Int mil MG..— We have alma first -clans lobbing department Is connection. and ing the most complete out -fit and best f tittles !sr turning out work in Goderich, are prepared to do business in that line et prices that cannot be beaten, and of a quality that cannot t•e urpatased. — Terms Cash FRIDAY, JULY MM. 1883. TI1L' EAST 111'10)N 1'ETIT1t,v, As we anticipated, the petitioner i the East Huron election case is not ane ions to face the mune. At the metest of his lawyers the trial, which was t have come orf inside of a week, has bee post,soned, and the order granting th postponement is must indefinite in it extension of time. The chief reastm argued by the petitioners in favor u postponing the trial was, we understand that two of the witnesses—in fact, t principal witnesses upon whom the pet tioner relied—were out of the country one beings in England ani the other i California. A poor excuse is said to be better tha none at all, and it happens so in thj instance. Had the witnesses who ar new abient been present, it is quit possible some other pretext fur askin fora postponement of the trial would her been in order. The fact is, the peti tiuner's friends are not so sure that Mr their utuuicipalty they wade themselves liable to severe personal penalties, they would be inure ca Ill it: the discharge u( this duty, the Iuuce of having these unfortunate tempt jjjjjj incarcerated in the gaols would be stopNed, and the sense of the public would Islet Le shocked by having these utstitutions teruea lulu hoopla' for incurables and alms houses for the titute. There is no munici- pality that could not get even the worst casespn,perly ruvided and cared for if they were will to incur the necessary y reMid the who }' expenditure, � u u M i through p},aareira ny r negligence fail itt the per- forate/tee of this duty, should be forced to it by the rspuirewents of the law. Uq-INt; to the strike of operators, the telegraph business of The country has been paralyzed since Thursday moruing at :i o'clock. A few despatches have passed over the wires at Toronto, but have been taken 1•y green hands. Tho struts prevails both in Canada and tl.e l'eeited States. n • THE BABY AND THE EDIT JR like .5 11.1 t mute. out Second Itt••1 1 the feats.'—Mew Ike Mab) made al '•anorak, Dawn" and Arku•ielyda U Iter a.prrtrae). e s On Munday last we were quietly si ting in our sanctums, forming though f upon the' threatened embrughu betwee England and France, which the cab' be grams in the dallies led to to believe w l - of a serious nature, when a matron t our acquaintance tapped at the ottic door ar-d said : '•Mr. Editor, would you kindly allo n Inc to leave the perambulator, with th baby in it, here for ! few minutes. would like to do a little shopping, and • is somewhat irksome to wheel the ca g riage in and out of the stores. Vo e needn't be afraid, for she is the sweet est -tempered little thing in town ;—an her pa'lthe ever so touch obliged to ye • eI t - t e - as ,f e w' e I; it r- u� d. u Gibson, \I. P1'. would not carry East Huron by a much larger majority were a new election held at the present time. The , election in Kraut has taken th bembaat out t,1 them,• so far as braggin of bye -elections is concerned. Besides for your kindness." "Oh, we're nut afraid .•f the little girl,—we never were afraid of • girls e We—we- we—that is to say—we prefe s girls—although we haven't any of eu own. Of course, of course ! We ar the results so far reaped front the elec tion trials have not been nearly so satis factory as their ardent hopes and th bluster of the Moil had led thein to be (delighted. It'Il give a status to the uttice to know that the matrons think our of bee a nice summer resort fur their dar dings, and the little ones rejoice in th r' r e lieve. The' petition seal, which was a tl idely sown after the 27th of Feb., 1 net turned out according to calculation Indications are,, thus far, of a hopeles failure in the crop, so to speak. i• -or these reasons the action of th petitioner in asking fru a postponement i a surprise to nu one acquainted with th ease; and the postponement of trial look ,cry like one way of letting the protea (1,11'11 easy. 0 Sas a e $ e s 1'I1E P001010 USE QUEST/1OY, Several articles nut the poorhouse ' question have appeared in these column and in those of our local contemporary Although we have curditferences on poli tical questions --sail differ strongly a times—yet eti the 'subject of the neces city j for all infirmary , r industrial farm in which the indigent aged and 'intim of. the county can peacefully puss thci declining ytlers,.ue see eye to ere. Se far, with enc or tee' exceptions, the nut Fide press ..f the county has not taken held •,'f the question in that earnes manner which we had wished for, bu the signs tare that the time is net (listen ,then united action will i e taker throughout the county in tke.tnterest o humanity, so that a thorough ventila seclusion that a sanctum grants, and in list upon having It as eagerly as the would put in prior claims for Mrs. Wins low's soothing syrup, or want a full ownership in the moon. By all means, ma'am, leave the baby. We want to have somebody's darling to illumine the office, and we'd as Seipii have yours as any one else's." e' y The lady smiled, and "said " I am ever so much obliged to yuu, Mr. Editor Good bye, pet, (this was said, to the beby,j I'll be back presently, dear. And she left the little miss, and passed out to her shopping. s After the lady had gone, tee raised our • eyes front the telegraphic despatches for - an instant and glanced at the young t female in the buggy. Our thoughts - crossed tho Atlantic in about a second, sad centered en the occupant of the rat baby -carriage. She seemed to be lust in r I deep wonderment, and after takin_ in the ceiling, the sides of the• room, th ' desks. the chairs, the newspapers, the waste basket, the shears, the paste pot t i fie,, in one bewildering gaze, she tixetl t her great dark eyes upon us, as much it t , to say, " Well, who are you, anyhow (' ' ; We tLId her, in answer to the enquir f ing :;lance, that we'were the editor e ' THE Sn;N,tt., but the information didn' 11 festation in the shape of an indignant ' LIEUT.-GOVERNOR AIKENS, G0Q1Tlah TOvaship. Rev Mr M.Cuah will /D V ) preach yell. The intruders immediately retired in good order, lUtVtiit the sene.t:lin itt pea stun of the baby. \\etold .theyouu; lady then that it w ail a mistake riot the other little girls carne iu ; that we didn't care any thing about theta ; and thst she was the sweetest and best little popsy-wupsythat the sun had ever shone upon. This had the effect of quietening her somewhat, and finding that we hail been eudtpara- tively successful we then proceeded t wipe her little cheeks amt chin with our best crushed -strawberry silk packet handkerchief. Ths fasitionahle cute caught her fancy at once, and t' o how ceased, to ba succ,eded by a h • ivy sob, ever and anon. Thus far had we been successful, an we began to write, to keep the printer from eating the bread of idleneas—i pl•actice of ours. by the wayr.-amu were beginning to Hatter ourselves that when the newspaper business, through the workings of science, was superseded by some wore electric calling, Wd cuuld seek peace and quietness as under -nurse iu suite large establishment fur properly training infants, when the pent•up sobb- ing again gave place to the must terrible yelling, and looking at our charge we discovered her almost apoplectic in the effort to raise the ceiling with her voice. The bright -mole gyred pocket handkerchief had lost its charm, and the feelings of the "sweetest -tempered little thins in town"—as the doting mother had called her—were finding vent in screams that would cause a steam whistle to hide its head in envy. What 'vas to be .dd'ne ? We offered her our watch and chain, and she threw the proffered gift on to the tloor. A sil- ver napkin ring to be given to the owner upon 'orae mit property and paying v penses, ' w•a$ next held up before her. This she at once appropriated without at- tempting to prove property or tendering }say for charges. But the appropriation did not stop the excitement. She still chewed evidence if bad feeling. At this stage webethe.u,ht us of :a phut that had worked well in the street lone -ago with young lady friends t,f our acquaintance—we took her on our knee, and called her a "honey-ka-chunk,and beseugltt her to close her month and open her "eyes-e-piseys, and be ' • a doted 'ittle girl,' &c. The scheme didn't work worth, a cent. fir in a most boisterous manner she gave us to under-' stand that although that style might suit other young ladies of our acquaintance, 1 that waant't the kind of girl she was, \\•e had been tell that chucking a girl under the e'. t,, nil make almost any "f them smile, and we •• chucked" our charge moat vigorouslywith no other re- sult than to bring her little toothless emirs into sore conflict. We began to sigh for the return of the baby's mother. It was a problem in our mind whether we or the baby wished most ardently for the return of the mother. " \V'e pressed the baby to'our manly btesern. and droned otrt to the best of our ability ' " Hush -a -boy, baby,'—for- getting for the moment that what we moat wanted was to hull~ a girl baby— whet all at once one of the young ladies front uver-the-way ,whuhad been attracted by the screams of the little one, stepped into the uttice, and mildly remarked, "That's a 'lice wax to hold a baby, any how ; its no wonder the pour little thing cried." And she took the noisy little bit of humanity from us and walked ut1' with it in triumph. e didn't feel a hit annoya,l at Lc- ing thus relieved of the 't sweetest -tem- pered little thin itt tots»;" but we e hadn't the heart t•, give the peer little babe a bad reputation to the doting mother when she appeared out the scene after half -a» -hours absence. When she thanked us f,.r our u•,uble a and excused ,the annoyance caused- by the tantrums of the lathe, tee -Delmar it made us think that a ' .'d many years f ago our nbw old. ,ley head was that of t a littdo ehild, and that a kind souther 1 Mr t 1.11. 6wfertrk os. Ills may ie Tar•wM. dud 1. Murk rSra.ed ..1tl. Vier Mcrae .mire Zee, M. t hs !Monday last atuungst the snivels at Guderieh by the Quebec on herr down trip were Lieut. •Governor�}} Ail us of Manitoba, Miss Aikens, C'}pt. Kirby, A. D. C. and Mr. Arthur 1 . Murphy, of Quebec. The party had proposed 8. train rat rwttefor Toronto taking the 30 tri , T and points east, but faile.l to niake cou- nection, and owiug to the delay thus oc- casioned had an opportunity to view tbu town of Golerich, and admit -tithe beau - co tiful scenery and other attractions of the place The "union Jack" was heisted at the flagstaff of the British Exchange hotel where the Lieut. -governor's party sojourned during their stay in town. 1 After partaking of breakfast, the en- tire para' walked out to see swine of the pints off interest under the guidance of d Dir. D. McGillicuddy, alio, at the re- s • g tion of the matter will rjsult. e our carefully etliteelc. iltemperary, the Sea - forth li,etee,.iler last week raised its vides on the question, ttnd endorsed by its utterance tate p •sitien taken hy-'Ttte. �t •x.ti front thctirse Iu speaking 'f the . unfortunate aged and i„tiro, indigents tvho are now the sole occupants of the gaol, and whose misfortunes, age and poverty surely do net' make criminals if thein, the C..1ra..;b,r says: — They are cenunitted as vagriutts, but they are net vietranta in the proper sense Of the tern:, nor ass recognized 1.y law, and it inure reeluire an undue stretching of the law, as well as a straining of the censcicnce of the magistrate who makes the conviction to class them a s such. They are, no doubt, peer, homolcas, des- titute and unfortunate, but they are just f that h ire, reeoire the paternal care et thelmuni should •leapt~ t•. whieh they heloug, and the municipality should be forced to support them. The county genie were never de - evened nor intended for hospitals et houses of refuge, and they do not possess any if the ree,nisite facilities for such. They are dcsigued and attendee( for the c• nfinement of the ata less and vicious of the reputation. These patties have quit broken any of the laws, of the tend, and they have committed ne conic. They are simpFly poor er disease 1. anti can :„e provided for much better at hem,. than in the seed, and it ie at* act of heartless cruelty to hire them incarce- rated u rce- ratedse criminals. The vet/ auth•.ri- ties should 1, prehibite•,I by law hem receiving them, and the titssnievpai an- ther:ties should he forced to provide for them. ani failing to properly de a e t should be subject to the Most severe pen- alties. There are always some nuunici ptalit„ s which, thr.ugh parsimony, - neglect this duty, awl throw :ho burden ' k "f supld aim:-th.it e•' f etu'aate 1r,p.ula_ tier, apen their iitighlea s, by hat ing them incsleretsted in the e•.snty ictal P threu;h the flimsy vertex of ras;rt eV. * This a••rt ••1 thinv a'loul.i 'd' stoppd.d, it et ie rrn, icy tit the nnferttinetes them- ae selves, ant it ie an injustice to those who do their ditty rat this respect. If to maniacal «Rice: a !.new Met by negit'et• ; ,l :n,• ,, •,r• - t.: Rl.ly for the neer ,tf ' h appear to make her feel a bit pleased las fact she s,lueezed up her little mouth and let a faint wail come forth, which 'together with it tear from each eye I showed that we had her sympathy just taut wet,' on many, many occas,, is t - •quiet the cry of distress: anti thinking of i that, and looking at the fend young mother now eazug lovingly on her ' darling. we aeuld only say :— iii ” Don't mention the ttouble, ma'am. *We're glad the baby is healthy and Rot -good lungs. There is melting se nice as a good hearty little fele ; and we don't know when we had e, much fun with :anybody as we had with your bale this ' afternoon. If you ever hent to et, any- ' where for anafternat,n, r day, or a week, and want te, leave the little dear with • some one to take care of it. be sure and givo us the first chance. i as touch as if she had said, " Peerrnlnit I pity you from the bottom of my heart —I de, really !" (- We then gTio her to understand that weeping had a tendency to destroy gond leeks—that she could easily see that v:e never wept,—and immediately she burst itrth in a loud demi, as if there was a joke MAt*ewitere. She Was new in pretty g.i..d condition, and .,ice more admired the furniture and other . t .•••terns, evincing ra decided interest far the mucilage b ttle, which, with its tickle plated tap evidently re- minded her et something she had seen a•entcwliert• else, perhaps at h.+Ine with the nurse. \\ a left her to herca_itatinn, and once mate LuneI UUraelres to the I tt an euestion. thrungh the metlittpt of the dailies. and for about ten miltu es a l.easutiful trani lull attnnaphere bat th• r1, mi.'. :t supreln' •I+Iietness ]art •led the sanettin,. But we were ibsentel he a an den ' t e11 •a .3 awakening front our state,(hlissful•ptiet. 'Two et three little stiris in passine on t'te sidewalk, looked in at the open door, and lnhelrl the baby. One t+1 theca immediately cried, "t 'h, look at he lovely fishy in the editor's office '"— as if I•rrely babies hail no bud/less there —mei t'Iey all inuneeliate rushed an to isa and cuddle the little earl. Now, the little girl was all right and riper so lone as there was only herself fel the e liter in the sanctum, but when r.tneeyoong Prelims appeare l uq.•.n the enc that jealous feeling which seems be here•litary with all Eve's fair eughtee's seerursl to take pruweesien of r. suJ aha at 'nee raiser! a merit - Wexford Election. Dublin, July 17., at the polling for members of Parliament for Wexford borough to -day there was considerable animosity shown towards the Liberal candidate, the ('Comsat Don, who was hooted as he drove threuch the streets. Sexton, \i. P. for Sligo, was present in the interest of Redmond, the Nem:lli.te candidate, and implored the people to ):reserve Dreier. Nethwitlstandine his interference, the winds s s of the t s'Con- nar Dou's c'�iinaittee rennet were smash- . ed. %lauy pe,licemen arrives' during the tfterndtn. The election resulted in a victory fir.Redninii4, who secerrtl 80',' votes, against 12.; fat tho a 1'(' ,nHtor 1),.w. As the result of the Addling was dec)arell the O'G,nnor Den druveesl.mg the maid street under en escort. The party was peke)! by the atoll. The peace charted with bayonet* fixed, aqui scleral l.etseats were trnnudel.one !mitt /pierced t(tra ve% the ltmgs. Thirty policemen were in- jured. twelve seriously. Some p, lir•r- rnen were kn,wk,il down and tran'c'e.' liven. Healy mot Semen tinsllp under- toek to restore ether and the pekes wire withdrawn. don speech this everting H, sly seta the pohoebehac.sl meegely. Tdse ir,,1neet t•. enquire into the death et •1 ,hn Porter, killed Its a c••iliel:,n last \Vednoatlay nn tate Is ti l.•tt & Pert Wan - le j Hallway, scot et* the mets• et Jut lith, awl after Hestia: the evidence brought in a renlic! , ` manslaughter against Peter fi.twr'ie, the e•tndestor elf he train. Ile has skip i l from Cheeky rowA a warrant has heats for his tit- quest of the Lieut. Governer, had con- sented to net as e•iro ee,, and, among other places, visited Biugham's nursery and grove. At the nursery a handsome hand bou,.quet was made by Mrs. Bing- ham and presented to Miss Aikens, After resting at the grove, and admiring the view of the lake front the high banks, the Lieut. -Governor expressed a desire to see the working of the International salt works, owned by Meseta. J. & J. Kidd, and the party at once proceeded thither. In the absence of Mr Joseph Kidd the process of manufacturing was explained to the visitors by the foreinau' of the works. , After an absence of about two hours, view in, the sights, the party returned to the bete), where mayor Horton,councillor Jordan, Judge Doyle, Mr. Jas. Mitchell and others waited utx,tt the Lieut:-Gor- ernor ea behalf of the town. . Lieut. -Governor' Aikens expressed himself as being favorably impressed with the appearance of Goderich, and he thought the town was one of the most beautiful he had yet seen. He liked the broad streets, but said they beat us in this particular in the North-west where the•streets were usually 132 feet wide. The absence of street crossings and plankwalks here was a feature which Is., attracted his attention, and when Le was informed that no necessity exist- ed for them in G.derich, he replied, • II ell, in that case you can fent, no idea f the consistence of +mr Vi innipcg tnud,' He believes there is a glorious, fu- ture ahead of the country in the far west, despite the great drawback of the in- tensely cold climate itt winter, and thinks that Winnipeg is one of the twat wide-awake cities of its size in Ameri- ca. The Lieut. -Governor's party after par- taking of lunch, drove to the station, and there toe k the 12.40 train foe the east. LACROSSE MATCH. Tat ,.lurk t_ti Coderlek-Our Ra s 171a the elate *5 fire style. i The game of lacrosse played on Men - day b, the Godertch and Tavistock- clubs, was well worth witnessing. The very 'short notice given of the match acted against a big turn out of epectaturs, al- though those who were present, both ladies and gentlemen. avere highly de- lighted with the way the buys chased the rubber. The Tavistock team contained some good l,dayer•s, and ,a more gentle- manly set of fellows our boys do not expect to cross sticks with again. They played gamely, but were evident- ly overmattched by the pante team, and accepted their defeat with very good grace. should they return to Guderich in the future, they will receive a hearty welcome. The following are the mem, hers of the respective teams : Ae lves, OF Tsvt:Ttd x - W. .1. Bar. ton, Capt., '1‘ in. Feist, Hugh Sparks Geo. Gorden, J. Snarr, H. Johnston G. Gartuut, J. Smith, F. acrid', And Laidlaw, G. 'Murray, 1). Mattheween. HI le ,es. ar Go/PEED-H.—T. --T. Perry. Capt.. T. Graham, C. Baas, A ApcPhil lips•.1, Henders.•n. W. Ellard, S. Hays R. Logan, Perrin, \V. Hutchison, W. \V atsott, J. Best. The visiting team arrived by the 150 train, and after lunch at the Albion, the )' players proceeded t+, the grounds. The ! umpires were. for Tavistock, Dr. J. P lRankin; for Goderich, C. fent; Referee 1 Arthur Rcss. i The first game was well contested, tlA I ball bounding toward the Golerich goa at the beginning of the haute. Our boys then ran it down to the other end of the field, and after some close play, the,rubher was sent through' the Tad- ' stock flags by \W.. Ellard. Time, 20 I minutes. I The second game was also keenly con- tested, and after about I8 minutes play ! an exciting scramble over the hail ec iu Guderich township, on Sunday, '.2nd Met :—Services—St. Stephen's, Hun,u Read, at 10.30 a. ni. ; St. Johns, Hullues- ville, at 1.30 p in.; tet. James', Garfield, at 3.30 p. w. Garbrd& --When •to ' genu g t his A Bei FLE1;a�E. fleeces ready for the factory a few wetks ago. Ales.cNeil weighed one of them and fauna tint it tipped the beset at 25 !ha it watt i 1 peed from a Cotsw,•11, Mac wants to know if any of the fernier* up the canal cat* beat this with their Soutltdowis or Leicesters. • Henry Beidle has returned from Eng- land and brought sent with hila a splen- did specimen of a Clydesdale etnlliun of the Honest Tont stock. Mr. Beadle had the ill luck to loose a brood pore on the passage out. Rev. Mr. Cameron of Kippen, preach- ed in the Proabyteriant Church in this place last Sabath. L. O. L. N. 1133, Auburn. ant) the Young Britons attended divit*e service at Ebenezer Church last Sabbath where a sermon was preached by Rev. Mr. Sanderson front 2 Peter 1, 17. ,• Jus. Habkirk, has sold his well known "Warrior" ,mare to a gentleman front Toronto for the sum of 815e. Loamy& Mrs. S. Linfield was the guest it her niece, Mrs. Geo. Bean, near Holmesville last week. Miss Ellen Horton spent a few days with friends in Hullett last week. Considerable improvements have been made about that popular resort the Point Farm. We emitted to mention that on Dominion Day 1,200 persons were on the grounds. Guests are ar- riving, and J..1. W. is daily expecting more. Owing to ,the illness if Rev. J. A. Turnbull, Capt. Gibson preached here on Sunday. 31r. Turnbull will preach his temperance sermon next Sunday if his health will permit hint stn door'. Several cases of sickness have occur- red here recently. James Taylor has just lust a child, the second in two years. The sympathy of the section is extended to the bereaved parents. Dtlaiap- A STr„tNeE ANTMIOaI T.—A few days ago a four year old child, wearing a piece of red ribbon, tt es attacked by a large white turkey cock. The little one's cries brought help, and it was rescued from the attacks of the infuriated bird just in timeto prevent serious injuries. The war- like turkey was immediately killed by the owner. Mina Clementina Spence, of St. Ste- phen, Goderich township, has returned home after a week's visit to friends here. HEALTH BULLETIN. --A case of meas- les, Abe of asthtna, and several cases of cholera morbus occupied the attention of our sick committee last week.' The patients were carried safely through. It. H. Macdonald. teacher, orf Elmira, Waterloo Co., is spending his h,stulays at the house of his father, A. C. Mac- donald. Wiagham. - Ht'KP rat' INTO ETERNITY.—Yesterday evening between eight and nine ',clock a fatal accident occurred on the L. H. & Il. Itailway, between Itel,gravc and Blyth by which James Stewart, who had been working for a fariuer named \V11t Watson, \Ierris, stet his death in a , very shocking manner. 'It appears that the deceased, who was deaf and dumb, had been attending the Orange celebra- tion in Blyth, ni.tl in the evening came' back to Belgrave by the special. After; leaving the train the deceased and two athero started to walk eft the track on his nay home. t to nearing; the cattio- ' guard about a mile and a quarter from 1 the station, they observed the regular evening train front Lundell approaching 1 in tits distance. His two comp:miens 14 wake. a 1fd'e•ieUre Ir Nasraa�•. It tw,k the Leber of the aliehigan Wo- inen's Christi:ut Teuttwram:6 UuBatt it lit- tle while te, get a.tquaisted, but when the acquaintance wad .atce formai it ripened fast. "Hew de you ,Ivo Your name (' asked one lady of another, as they rewnved their whits at the deur one morning. "I have usually written it Mrs. J •s. PJones.' "Did your nuns, 91 name you ' lamas P.' 1 iutytired the tints ker, with con- siderable emphasis. '•I pea never call myself by my husband's name." "Nuri Nor l," Nor I," came frau a Ileum ber of bystanders. The little woman appeared surprised to find herself se largely in the minority, but she finally found breath and cour- age to say : "Well, i sup/esu it does niake a differ- ence what kind of a man the husband is." And then the president rang to enter, the knot of ladies dispersed, and there was is sort of look %mit their faces as if the lit' le woman hsd Cottle out ahead. THE WORLD OVER. Father ()Horan, of S. Mary's catho• tic church, \\'ilkesbarre, Pa., has notifi- ed his congregation that children shall not be allowed to wear bangs er frizzes in church. Charles Hill, a Cleveland eumppisitor, who rezently fell heir to $104,001), spent it out a spree and went to Erie, Pe , where he has been arrested fur stealing a pair of shoes ate! an umbrella. \\-Rile a coroner was taking the body of a dead negro from Passaic to Paterson N. J., for interment on Sunday the story circulated that he intended to hare the negrt; s hide tanned in Paterson. A mob of negrut•s pursued the corner with wild cries, but he got to the cemetery ahead. If Sir Tupper does not draw his salary as High Commissioner, he draws $7,000 as Minister of Itail:says without doing the, work of the latter office. The device in regard to the salary is very thin. Peter McPhee, whet left Lucknow about two years ago, was drowned in the lake near Superior City, \Wisconsin, hav- ing accidently fallen off a ferry boat. He leaves a wife and several small child- ren at Lucknow to 'ileum lila untimely end, Princess Luise haat promised to send a raw filer of her paintings both in nil and water colura to the Boston foreign ex- hibition next October.- Captain Besot, her secretary, writes .hat her royal high- ness desires "to recognize the pleasant time she had in Boston last winter." fad A Galveston school teacher asked a boy :—"It a carpenter wants to cover a roof fifteen feet wide by thirty broad with shingles five feet broad by twelve feet long, how many shingles will be needed ?" The boy took up his hat and slid for the dour. "Where are you go- ing ?" asked the teacher. "To find a carpenter. He ought to know that bet- ter than any of we fellers."end;= a4;25 • The London Fre- fries tells the follow- ing little story anent the recent floods in that vicinity .—A farmer yesterday drove up to a Laker in London West while the latter was endeavoring to dry his oven and get his cellar pumped nut prepara- tory to begi;tning work, with a 'mail of wood, for which he wanted 11t5.50, After standing around for some time he said ; --"ply ;mm, boss, I et real sorry for you 1 any' indeed." The London Wester thought hiseppnrtutity te teat the farm- er's genereeity had arrayed and replied i s • —"\Wen-, you knock off fifty cants on that load of wood ?" "oh, I couldn't do that," answered \[r. Farmer. "All right," sat,i the taker, "that's all I want to know about pont sympathy.,' Stapler, July -Ili. —Yesterday morning ab•,ut 3 o'clock, while a thunderstorm was raging, the building owned by John Bradbury and occupied by Charles Wig- eins, general merchant, the Rogers bank- ing he,use, and C. Silserthorne, photo- grapher, t.a.k fire and in a short time was a mass of Hautes. The old store of Long Mrs's. & Gartlan twee burned, then their 'arse sv areheuse. The Bradbury house was insure)! in the Norwich, England, office for 8.2000. C. Wiggins estimates his loss at 87000 ; insured in the Lancashire for 81500. C Silverthonto lost all his furniture and photographic apper.atds; uo insurance. Mager,' bank Mises the office. furniture. The contents rif the safe are all right. Messrs. Long Bros. t (lartla» lose about 810,000 ; insured for about £15000 in the Western. carred at the 1 as lsteck goal. The geni- i ketelter left his place. between the flags to join itT the scrummage, tlritf- m• -�1--�__ Aire got deeply -interested in tp The ball suddenly darted out of the !struggling crowd., and Charlie Ross, who i was near the ,lags, sceeped it through. The thing occurred so suddenly that the • tnnpire did net oltserve it, and he refue- 1 ed to award the gave' to the G•,,ierich chub. -liter some chin music !y the parties concerned atop seine of their friends, it was finallydecl>,tri1" ne;ame" and the ball was again fscvei front the middle of the field. The _game that 1,.1 sol waea title one. At the eni of 13 minctues Jim Hender- •.en g,4 the ball en his stick, and after d,slging a nutti?.er of the visitors, sent it the melt the emeiof the Actives. Excitement wen now getting high, and it ha+ke.l as if tie, suitors 5er.• •;oiuj to ix: beaten ' strateiu." list clic Tdri- ste•ck leas vet (Iowa to their we rk in guess tultest in the next game. arra get a zeal amidst applause, in 7 minutes. Their taptaiu jokingly retnerkt,l thst that was always ilia, sr env. and they %rr-a• e, ilij te. alta Wtw. l'e't) eerily, ani sod, " We'll see. fate last genie took is Mi pe off intn the ditch but the deceas- ed no doubt thinking lie hal plenty of time started to cross ever the guard. He lin: made but one step When he was struck by the engine, and thrown the 'list:ewe between two telegraph pests. Both arms and ,legs tie MINED. were broken, and his body ntaneled in a In St. 4tortCe'sohctreh.Ooderirh, on tie' lath fearful mintier His remains were inst., by `'en. ,lrehrledenn Elw,,nil. Slr.Wrn. pinked ftp and i,r,•u„ht on 'et \1'ih,liam �tward Brtx,ke r. to Miss .Vice turd. both Iratford. where they were ,lreased, atnd takers this On Turatla>, loge Jul>, at the residence of the t}te b moraine to llydssels for internment. The bride. father, fry the Het•• J. A. Turnbull. ee'-- Was . years age, -1L� t. Ylr. !terry Armatrang, the melee. ' y unmarne,j tnanatn r nt7T.' s.7 Vit': Tetrttraph ro a tMtce. I t:odctl h, In M1as lwaM•Its, daughter of Mr. t , Win. Monet. of the stone place. butes, and wAS cleverly w!.n 1,y Cherlie Rees sli,itrg • armed tie Tsvistt•ek deg frees behind, + Illytt tea trader. atae! sending the' all through. T � York -� and a brother of Duncan Stewart, clerk at the Queen's Hotel here. Ile was much respected by all who knew hits. -- Tithes. t NRalt»t's Mesvaee. Stratf.rrd, the Stratford sentbled around the town halt. .tIl seemed afraid .o en- ter the teuncil chamber, firing a gene- I rad skedaddle as usual. Eight o'clock passel and the may.,? trrerk the chair. tally f ea' ulemlters were in the building, anti this not being a teseruan the mayor left the clasie, orderine the chamber t -a - sated and lights u•lt. The nisynr was cheere,l by these present. Thera was a i lead of fun on the in irket ellen, where 1 the council had mutt, the constables or- derine them hem, and the crowd to die - peter. The matter is g'tting serious and rt is wondered on all h eels when the , farce is to lin played out Meantime the atfsir. of the town ere in a nice pickle ane' itr[ieneti.,n mete ncs will next tq in truer. WI -17n MC 1:714014" Live Stock Associlztaon ;THE ANNUAL SALE under thcnulpiere of th, ifnron'sive Stock Association will 1d• held on or &beet The 241hh of October, 1883 • ,, wo sr on ape. The flay of the lista* tetain was ver • ' .1e New 7 , , 1 t 1 -•.l all areisma Pert n.tt Jap a,.„ty cial atj•s :—The Frazer nett Wednesday Perry y p at the Fisheries lgxhilition, ill ale) of the t a wrestle w.erk. Our prey• no* rank English Chapel at Berlin, will be amino li• •11 en tit It r.tase 4ele1, inset a ntI *er bs ,•f taetches wick well-known tosits are the Drente off t� season, enlisting the tale -ale un•leresettselerstion. sells tea of the t swisbers of Wales, able In the erecting the riartlt¢ club took beauties A great n lebnt of Lolafashistall*, the strawberry tratlt•al hnnx church but the other ewe nttw stall*, is +totes and oth b boli' in rt,q, ant se tato t e appeltlsnee of the Princess salves n eflsyely thcbl• tea merchant rather tial' he sober nation of tie -set, scandalises t me.. Parties intending to enter Stack for tba Bale real reit eire to matte their entries with the fie- cretary not later than Friday, t5'ept. 21, 1881 The pteepects for they ag sayte see decithat haat More fat ora[ di nadir K that has rM been t or n the ti.clety. rtt Ar( F. I,F.F:. For each hers • or eat tie animal. t..4• t..reacasbee sirswine.?S.'. A commissionor 1 per Beat, will he rhart.ed on all animals add. Entre+ to a+• made with Ile nsrierierne.l. •. s. wet IF. VI. ^arf, tea/arts. THE SIGNAL will he sent to any s,ldseesa 1 r the 13.1 L,1XCE OF 1884' Pan 60 Oents. • WHAT 4 'trees, r fu tLe Fw11 G xxTw. - cunfab bel hest and peattd in first it my qu fur th, truths cut that news' when the apart—get int; each o also filet Hawkins a quake cue 1 abler head, Anel since v i r leaf 1 asorry all, ft* it betwetlIl ce down theee tt, hnteal. 1 Huron or l the tint tin satin'', a about tt t Hawktn's peartd in Lint one ce ent radict here were I haveher ties e, there, to as to git- WebImu and a g denying t many pe at the jahe great pro ceali.n glhl nes. bloc tele at re theta are private also going saving th inion of t arc sow on. 1 as more Ly t Ise every to what i ,once. person t wages. ed ate m ld•tties bodied every paper me at if they day As met one tricked a kins mak dent out If you ca slip whic here I give yuu place is Bpth °pets t amt hi liat wit dtdui t c the Cour E'en space in }•y wiahi +Inch s a are .. 1, Sh \\'irnti and he never 41 "Si de altheug 1110 rite New it can f ing ho which :ars or that it he colt secret first youltg New J the sal under • after I have t selves ev tO Gene twelv that tt tweet his oftici had gettt Carl ea t end fait Wh flier Pe