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THE HURON SIGNAL. FRIA.Y. MARCH 16 tem,
tic : 'Jet s tomer.
Td$S Vs Wager.
The ad !ter sat la lois eau chats ales*.
A healer person there sever Will known;
When in tem.. • farmer. a jolly old soul.
Whose name fur lung jeers bad been borne os
tae rust
Of wing eubwrlhere, He had conte late WOWS
To brine We good wife and his farm produce -
down•
Aad barks, a esostuat oe two he could spare.
MIA ma 1s ea mal to bring is a share
Of Mae w a is wart semiebf.eto lemma • moms
Of ilia conn UI tae pries, sad his dull. cheerless
moat.
The *thiel s walla .• he lifted his eyes
Aad saw w ,u weather,. was of joyful eurprlae
And he -,voted his Mend with • ,'sl of glad
seat,
For a q..d chat with bis wee like taking s
reel.
saes" of jet. The effect is certainly lets lett9 Weed b, ase 4*I•t.
brilliant, it nut etarthug 1 he wood
The first o U V illii.uu on .r t
Hassled 1 aver b Atom are used 'N by law was made a few days ago. tido.
dray, pato blue, en 1 reed* oulomsd otos.
oe Hicks and A. &Minion, jr., were
teems, homes. buttons rya olive, green charged by Chief C.,i stable Heuderarn,
and brown diatom cuff old gold on tan, before Magrietrate Lo(lear, with having
brio and terra dresses.ata lreem. sold curd -wood by the load, maimed of
goods utds include pomttsam on by the weds the by -Ire provides.A
which are worked large figurers of
dowersby
of $1 and $Y uuete were imposed in
and trait. Some of the fruit u out to be each owe. The by -law dos not bear un-
found in nature, and the Iluwun are • reasonably oil any person, as all that u
hind unknown to tluruta
asked is that the seller must met his price
♦ novelty in new household voile is a
for his wood by the cord, and receive
mbg'gg lµ1/4111'.( Sttif latsteboard' °°"111".
what is his just doe. The Chief Yum
paderafootstool&th for the real pillow to reek tin footstool
to looks the polio °nu
is, while the pillow sham of loos or em -
When at leagtk the old farmer got n L 1y to
leave
Ms Laid. with a sly Utile laugh labia sleeve,
"My dear (mead, there is one thing I just want
to Say -
hew, *woe don't get vexed. for you know n'
my way ;
coat wham makes you pot 1e, each paper you
grist
do such that it is worthless. do you take the
hist/
Well. petty miefortueee, and little aiedeeds
Awl iota of motr.11 matter Mat eabody
Tile editor looked at Mae square 1a the face.
At Ant with • howls, thee a mm►lle took its
piew
the law. The following r an extract
broiderud or ruffled meant is placed on
floe upper aide of the slaw pillow, whi.k old require no explanations :
is covered with pink, blue, or red selects „.til wood, ourdwuud, cud firewood
er silk These Shaw pillows gently be cut into lengths fur stoves, and kuown en
iltts.is the work of deeming the bed in stove weird, sold within the ourpuretuw
the moraine and usdresslag it at night. uI the teem of Klneardwe, shall be sold
from the oy•law, which is gwlte clear,
.'Icy dear (need." be replied. "rot surprised
you dost know
Beery Ilse is the paper is read. but its so
Asd now, 1t you wish. I will make oty words
good.
And prove what I say, as even man should.
I'1 put In the very Mit paper a Use
Or two about you. In coarse print or (lac.
Whichever you choose, and just where you
may by.
And It you doll'; fled on the very next day
That your neighbors all road it. I promo to
give
Irma subscriptions to yo• es long es Iso live."
"Agreed," said the farmer. "you shall ming a
sew song ;
rut It right in the twiddle of one of those leas.
Has -typed advertisements -I never yet knew
Amy frown of sense to read one of those
through.
IMI boor treat it twice I will bring dews to lea
The best tool of garden las I over grew."
Then the "good days" were plumed. end the
farmer went out
Add the editor laughed to hfaedt, without
doubt.
Lad he thought of his wager and bow 0 would
end,
Lid the nice little joke he would have on his
friend:
Then he wrote just two Iles Lad he ordered
them net
a■ •;•-u e- Nvertlaesews, by measurement, that is to say that by
the nerd, or fraction of • cord, o,nsistiug
In the Watford Advecits-Adrimer, in of 128 cubic feet."
big display type, among the regular ad- Ally person guilty of en infrectin of
vertisoments, we recently spied the fol- the by -low, is liable to • fine of fres sass
lowing gem. It is one of the meet ung►- M Eve du11Ya sad *este - ililnoeeliao
nal adverttsementa we ever read, and is Reporter.
well worth a place in the scrap book man
actual business announcement : --
A CAan. --To all whom it soy concern.
—Know ye, that, by the payment of
($Q) Sixty Dollars, I ass permitted t•
retail intoxicating Liquors at the Mae-
doesNi House, Warwick Village. Te
the wits who hag a Drumbeat for Hus-
band, era Friend who is enforimaatety
hesipated, 1 my, emphatically, give We
nobso is perm) of each case tar asses in
which you are interested, and all sock
.hull be excluded from my piste. let
mothers, fathers, sisters and bother*, de
likewise, and their request* will be re
garde& I pay a heavy lax fur the
privilege sof selling Whiskey and other
Liquors, and I want, it distinctly udder-
s mod that 1 have ne desire to seU to
*wilierdm or Minors, or to the peer sad
destitute. I much prefer that they save
their money, and put it where it will Su
the menet geed w their farailiw. Throe
are gentlemen of honor, sad alma of
money who can afford it, and it is with
thus, that I desire to trade. I wwid
'p7 is thew whagyisb to trend. with lie,
mid oaard it, abate end I will trent
you genthnnanly and courteoniy. S.
B. McDonald, Propnetor. Warwick,
Jan. 17th, 1883.
The la/es/y teaestleo.
la the asallst of type. thiwkieg, ,'171 win that
bet"
And he placed them himself, to he Burr and
not fail,
1a the midst of • close agate real estate dale:
Tor to better succeed in lila little designs.
fled selected the place where to put these
lines.
And have them connect with what followed
and mtke
A sentence complete in Itself without break.
T1s* the Unes that be wrote: "Oar old friend
mad James True,
One of lbs best men the world ever km to
Of the wull-ruown Hope Farm" -that o .4 air
that was said
About James, but the line next to theee t sou
read
'Will be sold very cheap" then went onto
nafold
The beaut,eeanl founds of the land to be ,h1.
The paper 'vee i.rinted. The next day but ore
The farmer caul:. in wl.h hie eyes pint to fu:t-
•you hate woo," he bezan, "Just as sura a
you're born:
Why. bet ,:e 1 got breakfasta.e yesterday morn
'two or three neighbors called on purpose to
see
What flat' meant In the paper they saw about
11 hada't eoen it yet.) Then, during 11:e day
Kerry no(gubor that mel me had sumerbing t ,
Ba).
About uty being sold. I oar, fold veru cheap
And you did 1l well, ton; it wan oro goo'l to
keep
to 1' ve 1.414 the whole story. 311.1 cone ado all
speed
To bring you the garden sauce es 1 agreed."
The edaor looked 1r41n Itis window mud sate
)ala friend bad brought in ad 1118 horse could
draw
All for 11; in; he 1,-! 1(1 to accept i1, hurt found
That his friend would nut listen, and was u8'
with a borne'
Saying, cheerily. es he went out: "In your net
JUL to) Jim 1'..'s 1 rea.•h,n,t.L nil tihs is
text:
There naught in thrspaper fruit. liorvere, or
wends
Vat a Lire in the paper that nobody reads"
r 1I'rovidence Journal.
Fashions's Fancies.
•
Dominion Carriage Works,
"Blood will toll" A face adorned
with Pimples, Boils, Blolebas lc., is
not a particularly pleaaamt tilgbt, sad ',-
variably botokena sedW of the
als
Blood. Dr. Cesi tll1glfeta' /Om
fres the system fsaas ear
redeem the Blood
Citeand gime ,Rt
Por ssle by all Drapes
et 110 cents.
0ODIE RIQ L -
ALEX. MORTON
Manufacturer of Viral -Class l'arriagcs.
eest1L►AUsuS Ir HLINIMICIRS A WILLIAM?
1.
The Lia sad *poorest et –Olio deer a.s.
• Seems *lowers.
The work,au tum( delayed on aeaoust
of the prutramted silaeea of the editor,
Nee. Alex.kkeaiMie�, has now hese
available torveNt',weein ad is meet-
ing with a tante end wide spread "tri -
bunion. The Mid is a large and hand-
some one, a thuromghly well -cede osiero
of ne&rly 400 pages and is illustrated
with • fine likeness of the sableet 1t the
measair. 11 Om a tall and painstaking
account et the public .lite of a really
great and good men—nue who figured
priminestly in the political events of
the country ter the Mut forty years, with
much credit to himself an] benebt to the
ouuutry. As a constituent portion of
Canadian political history during one of
its most eveutful and important periods.
the work cannot be overlooked either be
the student or ppoolitician. Tice book is
lo
I'hop Opposite CdMrae Betel.1
l SW Ni Moot*.
tYe
The newest parlor game at Laramie,
Wyoming Territory, where women suf-
frdge has been established, was invented
by the Isthmoid that region. The girls
sot in one rocs In • row, with a chair in
ts
front of each we. rte young meare
lttaticmed in another room, and ace
usebrosght in use by ouselsr. Whoa he ousels
in the remit chooses his chair, and the
+utwg lady behind his blinds his eyes
with a haedkercbtef. Then the black
souk owls is, kisses his and disappoint'
The yumeg man is released, feeling meek
refreshed and elated, sad promptly re-
tire to the ether end of the room. His
Iselin/ when the next young man comes novel said is seabed to this ovel eatertsin-
wesd ala be IS011ieed, but they ace miti-
gated bX the tat sestng the fellow
p jg�y.fApaperinsent Ass win-
ter eiessegignmaesesit it is one of the
mat pepirmr K Wyoming.
Cls, veep, lawyers, public spmahsrse
and eisuseat confirm the opinion .L the
general public in regard to A er s Mer-
ry Pecteral All ay it is the s
mce-
dy that osm be procured for all ,((dations
of the vocal organs, throat and image
ag►
Tb�� i in eminently re ft and interesting R to all,
th attwke Itse, but especially the young men of the Do -
lottery. The minion should avail themselves of the
bea & of the wholesome practical lee -
eon over
me the
t Ave
masons, repudiet all connection with
the enterprise, are'responded to with
some acerbity, and the bolding of the
lottery is justified, ur rather an attempt
to justify it is made. The argument is
used that only these who were unfurtue-
ate in not drawing a prise condemned the
enterprise. This may look very well as
it stands, but it is effeoteally disposed of
by the resolution of the Grand Lodge,
passed before a ticket wan sold or a prize
t.stributed, reprobating in the strangest
terms the practice of raising nMy by
.uch means. It is too late in the day- to
attempt to lead people to believe that
Stere is nothing wrong in lot:eriui. If
here were nothing wrong to them they
would net he made illegal by our laws,
5. our legislators have not yet reached
that high state of morality in which they
might he expected to put under the cad
nt•acticea which are right and proper. It
.a unfortunate that at this timb, when
the spirit of speculation Berme to have
.sized held of nearly all classes of the
ommunity, and they venture their o,un-
m,gs in bank stocks and town sits, pub-
lic journals could be found ready to e-n-
forse nom of the most attractive forma of
�+nabling. - -[Toronto, Telegram.
Black Jerseys seont to have become
suddeu!y fashionable since Lent began.
it is a garment that can cover a multi -
Lade of r hl w sista.
New league waists of allege 1 Paris -
1.1.11 make, Lave very Ione poi,:teat hack
and front. They have the appearance of
tyle lung drawn out.
it is feshionablo now to intr'duce
genie element of tip• antique int.. every
mode •,f drums, and we can be hist., ical
to our gowns if nut in sur minds.
New hats for femania Tirade ere trimm-
ed with military -making Is.mpun., aig-
rettes and short, f ncy-1.s.kiut; o•trt:h
tips that nod at you';tmtinualty.
A new lace, tho Helvetian, has n ry
sesta of heavy alone meshes, Spanish
i.e.:* detains ler the borders,with patches
.of Brussels ground, ,e,1 which are duch-
,acne }entail it teaches Pint, the reader
is promoted with a lucidly Britten aketeh
of the Canadiau political status en Mr.
Brown's arrival in the country. That
follow the "'Biography," "In lfame-
riam,' "Correspeadence," and last but
not lest, seven admirable speeches,
sufficient of themselves to give greet
value to the book and enduring fame to
the author of them.
-flow on that height he bore a snarly Moet.
Lend Ida pen W freedom's sacred cone -
Connell wisely fur the nation's weat.
And mall ow slew* the ills that menaced her.'
ra, 4elekest ?Meg es 1reetnl
1R K ram's Fluid Lightning for Neuralgia,
Headache, To uthrche, etc It does pot
blister or discolor the akin ; requires huh
one application to banish all {.air
magically without using any greasy hut-
ment or catrrying your head in a poultice
for weeks. Try a twenty-five cent bot
•
tle from (leo. Rhyne, Druggist. :'
1-itt \\'uxAT.—Doubts have I,ecti
pressed as to how the winter wheat WAR
going to stand the heavy covering of
snow, with touch of it crusted. which h;.i
lain upon it during the winter. lately
1 several gentlemen have taken the chins
to examine the condition of the plant,
and they all report that at pteaent it is in
perfect order, green and health). Seve-
ral farmer. say, after examination, that
the crop never looked healthier. There
is scarcely any front in .ho ,(ronntl, and
the probabilities are that there wall net
ho any of impnr:.tnce. This makes •he
chance for the wheat and clover during
the months of March and April much
better, as there i.likelhol of
It is as important to Rec,ire good clover
as it is good wheat. as the clover is oue
the main fertilizers. Our farmers
rind it difficult to keep on with gelid
crops of wheat without guewlclover crepe,
and the continued failure of the hate, As
a very sorbet. matter. 'l>ZU.
ease flowers.
something new In 14ar pink is s: tiny
s'tapping turtle having every appearauce
of being "teal" it is made ••1 tortoise
.hell, leo d the eve 1.1 the new le tare of
roeraldr.
(lid -fashioned H••iand clocks nes-rant-
ed more or iees that a hundred ye us
•rid, are now malts to enter AI 1111e ri nu- MR Bep•wan elf Rothwell. alta my
ti•w, mrd nn parvenu'. Itiouse _soul be t m r ,laughter a is .ray i1) with Bike,.
"idiot owe ?'ever, need i)r. ('arsons ttt•tasaeb and
1• a..a sus emotionless sent neer h. td N Coastipatien hitters with wonderful se-
auite, este tootle entirely Ruhdaed the
addle far a time and the n sold hale , f,.rer and thor'nghty ^r•tn►..t I -Pr so
t{We.*s "Seward
For any Testimonials rec'muneuding Mc-
n (tumor r Speedy Cure for Dysl epsia, le
•ligoatien, (; o.tiveneoa. Ilea4ae!e•, rte.,
that aro :*atrium ; n. ire of which aft free.
tM)r•etN in OW Mates or Motorman tai
utiles array, but from {w•rae ne iso and
sr. und Hamilton, out. Vic yivr trial
betties free of cost, en that you cannot !,e
deceived lie purchasing a worthies
article, but know its value hefa,r• belying.
Trial bottles and tMtimo mal. given free
at I ic, •. Rhynaa Drug Store.
Headache, Itilimnne a, l)Ts;.••pola eta 1
Cemetipatwm promptly rel. -ted and
eared by the nae of 1.1r. r arwe•,'.Stnmash
and Constipation Bitters. Awa family
rsedtcine they Ar. far auprrtor to We
'n la -;'e h,ttlea 50 cents.
kart ' olid ri
the'met of the s alf
owl ref ors
s
g
!low is the tine. 11 you whb *sear ice e,1 base. Iso oK Anger's room user
20,000 Rolls of the Latest Dosigts
11eamrttul tailors. and at prtoslsru lama very amok interest geode• (s. sad
are the boas value in Iowa. sed mart be sold.
&canopied potatoes are deliowss fee
supper. Barter the buttes and the
ods of a tia ►&stn ; thea slim bad lay
in a layer of cold bold potatoes; npria-
kle a little melt and pepper and little
lumps of beater over it ; then dust it with
dotlr, and pea another layer of poetises,
eta., natal yarn he•• prepared the royals -
its numbered peei*sss, -Opm the torp
pct a tayet?f Aebeir or*bs to aloe
depth of belll1 mein* ; peer dsec this a
little slicf'e_Llonsone cup of sweet si,146—
ur.ut if you coo poi it;. fist the Bain
in the oven, latish ebomld he asede+"ateip
wane, end keep it io than, witb •
fire going,1erbboet ball an boar.
you h ev • newer tailed this dialt, plume de
so.
Calvert's Carbolic Cerele.
The finest healing cora 1 t uud melee
the sun. There is no tore hut will suc-
cumb to its wonderful healing propertite.
It is an iuval, aolu dretatnL for Cut.,
Burne, Bruises, 1'iuoples, Scalds, Boils,
Festennga, etc. ('rice taenty-five cent.,.
at (leo. Rhyne. Dreg Store. 2
The London W.il 1, refer -int; w a work
on Canadian winter aiuusetneute jus,
published, remarks: -"Aft*. readin. o'
the excellence :tali %ariety ni eshiliarat-
lug amusement t,; ten ..1,1J1i to ti 'u. uI
sleighpt„ sono PIn,r1n , t..lwr4Rn ting
akatutg, ' itti ez. and icc•e.uliuk, as em
tered into by kith n.•xes. one climes tare
eietihly L• the emu:Meton that C•nads,
and not Riviera, mould lir, utast tuit:tide
for luauy ..1 those who. tied an &Bel.ah
winter unenutenial. 'Phe dry crimp si'•
ix ju•tt the tbdltu rtgarrtwl after a viti:ti.ul
aeniaon in town."
the. ober
The La11 Sp! kw Pains aid Fay
At 33=ErS.
A rummage AebeetHed.asans-
"tiad sou Mansell and miumble
appetite for soaths, sad grew thin aardmde�
day I used Burdock Blood Bittenwti=t
the most marvelous results ; feel splen-
did.' Mss. Janata Jontaam, ite-
burgh, Pb. 2
Handsome table -coven are made- of
alternate squares or half-ugaares of bas-
ket flannel and of velveteen :- -one made
of two shads of brown is very pretty,
and ouo of brown and leulou color is par•
ticularly effective. The spread should
be lined ; it is not necessary that the en-
tire lining shoo d be of expensive ma-
terial ; unbleached factory cloth will
answer, providing that the facing is
deep. NO border is requisite, but if one
!,refers to hese it, this should be of vel-
veteen, and tbo facing of a coustrastiug
_olur. If the blocks are neatly Jut to -
tether, n., needlework is necessary to
adorn the spread ; but of course this
point may be determined according to
the taste and means of the Maker.
A Life Oa.lug Present.
1.11r. M. E. Allison,
saved his life by a simple Trial Bottle .,,
Dr. Kin_'s New Discovery, for Cob
sumptiun, which caused his to procure
a large bottle. that completely cured hum.
when Doctors, change of climate am:
everything alae Lad failed. Amih•ua.
Bronchitis. Hoarseness. Severe Coughs,
and all Threat and Ltunt daoa.ma, it»
. uaratitetd tel cure. Trial 1t.dtle at J.
\\'th•• i a dart idiot.. 1.t-ge size $1. (1):
Dgcw/t:r. Fx.xcka. — A .►lust travel
ling man front Chico" tricot to paralyz.
o diuitmg-room girl at a leading hotel here,
daring the snow Id„cliale. At thence
one ol:y h. rdereri "ii,,.sign soup," and
quail on fence." She went to this
klichee and got a quail and built a feta*
on the plate, out of kindling wined. Thee
site got a piece 1.1 sponge front the batb-
nems and put it in the RemI,, rind pert gel
his order in the prea.n.c,t 1,1 several other
travelling ?Dili, who gave him the greed
laugh. Tose landlord charged hint a dial
l,tr extra for serving ;wicks not on the
till • f fere, and it edea: him six dollars
for cigars *oil drinks t- keep the matter
1.1te4. '«'A:lier*I,a Ie,. tenIM.
nes• of cls s3.
`tr. 1: W. t'nrmticharl Clieutiet and
l)u g,;...it ..f (r! bottle, writes as follows:
'lieu, Burdock Blood Bitters have a
steady mkt, are all attest to its virtues
with unqualified satisfaction.' 2
`._
W_ iiEN _ FROM LOlut ()F' NERVE
�� ww r. or miswtnsthe eton.a-k, th. 1)1
(Islam
Ai'YA11AdTI;$ tett is ronvert
he=lots be W ett te~11 i Itwate pi tae(/ ilyy
WMOW I *aline Ilesm fir. ref the am
seydt
wow ml 1fD' Alli-
WIIR A A t:
t1A V A. teas tearoom were work b7 eve-
drlvlto the organic reeetisae with at molests
a Ad exrffamte.
What weer, Ievm,n obtosI anew.
The grand 'mntlets of disease ftp the
system are the Skin, the Bowels and the
Kidneys. ltur eek Blood Bitters is the
most safe, pleasant and effectual purifier
■nd health -restoring tonic in the world.
T^11 Nutlet' 10 'ustta
411.
A Ibaatrba/M Mart.
It is a resbmrkahle fact that W. A. Ed_
*ire, of Frew:v.11e, who 14 AA so c.tr guile I
with liver maid kidney complaint that hie
life was .1rti”ired o1, 'Ane 001101 with four
bottles of Bstr,io.:k 1111.. d Bitter.. At
no tint* he lay a fultuight without an
uperativa o.f the huwels. 2
HARDWARE.
43C 'YO----
.M��ENZIE
CrossCut$aws&Axes
IS
cow thi*iT
Ts* ad Pocket(
Pocket ('Cier7—3est
PaintisgsanAdanils atBotnetm[assP'd9wreiia.c
1%eass,.
—Slain 1ii18—
Barb Wire --Best Made.
DANIEL CORDON
CABINET MASER,
_..__Acct. - -
TUE LEADING tU1NDEIUAXERm
4nn;;;;;Ngt;
TO FURNITURE AT t;t►'IT061 PRICKS FOR CASH..
1 have now on hams u very Iargu,iitoek, yucca a.,
Chairs ofail kinds, Tables, Bedsteads
Parlor Setts, Side Boards, Rat-
tan Chairs, ar.o.,
2 Doors West of the Post Office.
T T T TCHASA. NAIRN
ee-_ 71_ C ms's
iiPiiiiii00004 ` 1'14;'
Net Tea
. 1.M
1.e•
teas rape Is Tows.
t. &anal ter weary.
:laid gibe Tea t an -t be &rat by any Y/dd
Itrdli.tionetna•.r111SO, at....1.pword ors- .rhoof
JAPAN.
BLACK.
AND '•RKR.N
.t Chorea and Well
iIA. 0(1'
NEW FRUITS
CHRISTMAS.
NEW ARRIVING EVERY DAY
An Inspection Invited.
COURT HOUsi PIQJARy.
SAVE MONEY IN BUYING.
A Discount of 12i per cent Allowed on all Cash Purchaeea in
TKA y
Selected lot of Oreecriee.
Geo. H.Old
e
Feathers, Silk Velvets. Flowers, Hats, etc., etc., etc.
Thu1A a Ge:.ums. Offer, as I am anxious to Clear off My
Winter Stock.
Miss Jessie Wilson,
THE SQUARE (IODERICB.