The Huron Signal, 1883-02-09, Page 6rm. In LION SIGNAL, FRIDAY, FEB. 9.
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Old, Ofd gde.tMr. Ina short t tnu there is every liken -
A spirit that hal just front earth departed Load that the puolda of this uouuly will
Lin tore.t a to ,.ncnt o.t its u;,ward way.
And looked ba, I, saw, as though broken- be called upon to elect representatives
hearted to tho Local Legislature for a tutu of
Its tri.•ad,ant!:itj tw: pin;u'crltn V. four years. In the %Vest Rtli g the
•' it seam. illy 'orad rat d'art; - 1,1� 1
known it�,� Miuieterial candidate is Mr. A. M. Rout,
lay fife h8d hrt n much A t foie';' it sat . who hu very slily represented his con -
'Why only at tonteartin;tej•nth.•yrhowa11; ntituents during two sessions. Ido is
Their Modest kisses tee +d+; for the dead f well known to the people of the Bodine
Sued to ttaereM. m fact by reputation he is known to
the people of the prtn•inco- because of
the active and intelligent part that he
has taken in' the debates of the House,
whi.h have given him an enviable repu-
tation abroad. A roan of unimpeacha-
ble integrity, ono who has been instru-
mental, to a certain extent, by his finau-
cial ability, in building up the county to
its present advanced position, well in-
formed on all the public issues of the
day, ho is eminently qualified to dis-
charge the duties of representative in
Parliament. His opponent has little or
no.public record whatever, at least note
on which to base a claim for the support
of the intelligent and thinking people of
this riding, and we have no fears but
that when the elections are brought on,
Mr. Roes will be triumphantly returned.
It is said by some that the contest wall
be keenest in the East Riding, where
the candidates are the present nietuber,
Mr. T. Gibson, and Mr. Hays. Mr.
Gibeon is ono of the old members of the.
House, having been in for tbsuo terms,
some people are bound to succeed,
And swing itt thr lop of the tree ;
Let's o limb as fast as ever we an,
For it may be you or me,
A beautiful ening It is to succeed ;
To trample all obetaeles down ;
And this is all in the world between
The gentleman and thr clown.
Moine people and bout 1 to succeed ;
Their plane may be balled to -day ;
They only turn the pattern again
And toy It another way.
A be•►ut ifnl thin_ it It to sn. ;:east.
Wrll
wqr;11 yo•tr i•1', tr al 1 care;
Ani thin ii all in the wort•% between
The tramp and the millionaire.
Some people are [round to succeed.
Th nigh th-y plow In the Curr two alone :
lie steno thee- w;!1 r•tm • with th' g.ttnerin;
throng.
And shout at the Harvest florae.
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begat M it thing it is to succeed.
When noontide Is over and past :
And this is all iu the world between
The salon and the sinner at last.
Paetearitentag me Hussy.
; i'rout Thr Baltimore Envy Snnliy1
Most married couples hat•o a "first
Baby," except in rare cases, when they Though perhaps not distinguished by feudal barons on the Rhine obtained
have t•vit.s. Then they have two first the same amount ,.f polish and fluency their revenues in this summary manner,
babies. The first baby is always a re- 1 as Mr. Russ, he is, nevertheless, recog- which always reverted on the people.
markable child. Such physical beauty I nizud as an able and rueful member of - . ---- --
such intellectual quickness and genius„ the House. Governed, as he is, by
and such moral perfection were never honest convictions, his part in the de-
befere united in one being Other I bates is always attentively listened to.
babies may he ali very well in their way. I int t,uly this, but he is one of hardest
but the first baby is something peculiarly working members in committees, and it
marvelleu:•. All its aunts rave over it, would be an actual loss if he were not
and even its uncles are moved to say, returhed again. But of this, we lave
"Keecher-keecher-keecher," and chuck little doubt, if our r_wuda in the East
it under the chin with a forefinger, by , Riding as they should. About the only
way of ingratiating themselves with the claim that his opponent can advance is
infant. that he is an old county couneillor; but
Of curs the fond parents thin', that we bi4ieve there are numbers of his sup-
pttOsee as couincillor who %ill throw in
their 'votes. if'nnt their influence. with
Mr. I;ibson in this election.
Mr. Bishop, like Ms. Gibson. Las been
so long a representative in the. South
Riding, and his candidature was referred
to before, io that little requites to be
acid of him. Bee is, in brief, "one of
the people,- a man of good sound jung-
ment, common sena,, and every way
qualified for the position to which he
again aspires. No matter how close or
how easy his election may be anticipat-
ed, we hope the friends of an honest ad-
ministration will leave no stone unturn-
come , The mother wants him in a cer- ed that will legitimate contribute to his
tain position. The photographer doesn't success.
t>trtttta.1 Ike W..r'•fsesR-
1 AG E N1 S w •nled, i 1'sy. l.:,t
Work . )$IInt ry>. t.N
ue (J.pttl required. JAass I'm.' 111.471'
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Protection is now the trolley (•f Cato- treat. Uauebe.
da ; that is, it tang', or tax, is 'opposed on - • -
nearly all +'holes •ought into the coun-
try from abroad. 'fhe object of this tax
is ostensibly ti, protect Canadian mann- . aossmow+ttsw`nruyt•wow
tar wt►eat p-aaec
factures from fer•itrn competion and to
furnish the revenues of Wtvornment.
The origin of the word " tariff " is told
in the following extract : lin the coast
of Spain, just inside the the Straits of
Gibraltar, there is a island called Tarifa.
oro wsr
When the Mo had ptasiou of the
peninsula they established a very ener-
getic custum-house 1: rce upon it. Thescale revenue was discretionary with the
collector. All formalities of entering
and clearing were dispensed with. Every
vessel passing through the straits in
either direction was brought to and rob-
bed to the prudent extent of not abso-
lutely preventing the captain from un-
dertaking aucther voyage. If he de-
livered up about fifteen per ceut. of his
cargo, or paid its equivalent in money,
he was allowed to go in peace. If he
proved recalcitrant, and was then captur-
ed, the duties were collected on a slid-
ing scale, he was made to walk the plank
and his vessel and cargo were confiscat-
ed. When the vessel arrived at the port
of discharge her owners amused the loss
on the purchasers of the goods. This
sort ;of duty collection ran all through
the Middle Ages, a sad deterioration
from the practice of the more enlighten-
ed Greeks and Rouun+s of antiquity. The
the infant must be photographed- The
world at a distance should not be denied
'he opportunity -if gazing upon its linea-
rnents ; a record should be kept of its
loveliness. So some fine sunshiny day
they go to a photographer. Then the
first baby immediately begins to quarrel
and fret and look leas beautiful than
usual, although he is all dressed up in
his best clothes He wants things that
he sees in the photographer's show -case,
and not obtaining them begins loudly to
protest. He refuses to yield to pa ifioa-
torp hlandiaments, and keecher-kat cher-
keecher fail, to soothe. At last his turn
The .art of tseaey tiettlas.
Barnum has published a book called
"The Art of Money Getting." He is
frank, he does not say 'routing but get-
ting. He has done it andhe does it still.
We will help him and his book by con-
densing his directions
Get up dome kind of show likely to
tickle children :—get a few Canadians,
bleach their hair, call them Albinos from
the African Kingdom at tIuskatingo,get
every fat moinan—tattoo or paint her
amts, call her a cannibal from the Jib -
way, who has been raised on roasted
children ; get an Elephant that .Swgladd
has got tired of, publish 10,000 lies
about him ; get a happy family and drug
it well ; get some (spotted horses which
will cantor round in a ring, and a few
low and painted wen and women who
can ride on them naked.
Call all this A O}rert Moral Show. send
free tickets to the Clergy, plaster every
wall with gaudy pictures, blow a steam
calliope about the town. have the schools
all adjourn :— do this and keep doine it,
and you can get every half dollar in that
town, so that the ;inhabitants can't pay
their grocer's hills for a month to come.
approve • f that position, a+ul the baby — That is a Moral Show, and it is an
won't have it. 'Finally p s eom romiae is Barts tar Temporise, Voters.
effectual way of getting nttntey.
effected. The photographer jingles a The ground upon which Sir John Mac- Morality and progress mark
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bell, clucks like a hen and raps wit}[' • donald proposes to take the control of
stick all at once, hoping thereby to at-
tract the attention of the first the liquor traffic out of the hands of the
ovincial authorities, is that according
baby ; but when the picture comes
out there are found three impressions
• eerlyinl each oth r like tho scales
of a fish. A second sitting is taken, and
the photographer steeps his soul in per-
jury by telling tho infant that if he will
hold still a white m ous3 will run out of
the camera. The r'ault of this ii a pic-
ture, slightly shaky, with, the mouth
open. 1, third picture is attempted
when, at the critical moment, the baby
seta up a prolonged howl. Thus are the
rosy hours beguiled.
At last a good picture is obtained and
numerous copies are oi•ler•d. They are
went to the remotest friends and relatives,
This would cause great excitement in
distant lands if it were not for one thing.
It is that everywhere the likeness goes it
finds stmt other young couple with a
first baby. who are equally of opinion
that their bel.} is the tineit in the world;
indeed. disparaging contrast, are almost
surely drawn between this photograph
and the other first betty, to the disad•
vantage of .the IIhotograph. Yet "young
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pr
to the British North America Act, which
defines the legislative powers rented in
the general and provincial parliaments,
the "regulation of trade and commerce"
is handed over t, the general parlia-
ment is empowered to ;rant ahop, sa-
loon, tavern and other licenses " in or-
der to the raising of a revenue for pro-
vincial, local or municipal purposes.' Mr. Drury, tjie meanie' for South
Sir John's contortion is that the provin-
cial authorities do not possess tho right Legislature for a return ,bowleg the
to regulate the tabors--asdfor instance number of reeves and deputy -reeves cum -
the fixing +',f the hours during which prising thA various County Councils in
they shall keep open dr the limitation of tho years 1872, 1877, and 1881, with the
the number licensed to sell—but only amount of indemnity paid. He made
amass the right to license theist. Ile some very practical and sensible remarks,
also rests upon a remark dropped by the pointing out the necessity of taking some
Privy Council which hears out his *inter -
steps to check the rapid growth in size of
pretatiou of the meaning of the Act. the County Councils , This was caused
The eowmuni.y have nothing to gain by by the ine+,rporation of villages which
change loving made, while it would cur- claimed representation in the County
Coune:ls. The number of nieploers f
the biuicoc County Coen 3i1 WAS fifty-two
or fifty-four, and within the next few
years it would increase to sixty er per-
haps sizty-five. The present systetwh•,d
become a serious hmr&lett upon the pen-
ile. Tho Attorney General thought
that there was a good deal of force it Mr.
Driiry's views. The motion was carried.
This is an indication that a rec• estrue-
tion ere long will take place in tour
County Councils.
this age.
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a Trial Bottle of Dr. King's New Dis-
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which will show you what a regular dol-
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yeasty Cea.Hta.
Positively euros Nervousness in ill lis staeea.Asi
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start oe Loss of Power. ,*pale
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sect, strengthens the Ea/eebted titreiw, alai Re
stores Surpnnwp Tone and V or to the / r-
hnwted Generative Organa. Wal soar or -
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five dollarswe w111 send our Written to•slr • t Bottom Prices.
antee to refund the money. if the treatment
Paints and Oilsa y
does not effect • cure. It u the camped GL
and Pocket Cutlery -.beat Value,
Anil l.nrwesf Aio'•orttncDMw t`.r tour ..aso a full lin• of Shelf Hardware.
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tainly Ire no advantage to those at pre-
sent engaged in the lila r traffic to have
their number increased. The ugly per-
cent who would derive any profit from
the chance would be the frreacrs. TTcle-
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I1• Only bad festal' In these times of quack medicine,td-
_ vertisemcnts everywhere, it ie truly
"11 1 only had capital,' we we heard gratifying to find tine retired)' that is
worthy tit praise, and whioh really floes
a
a quare man ray a few dates ag-, an he as recommended. Electric Hilton' we
puffed aw • ay at is len centri':aro, "1 would can v„uch for ns being a true and relia•
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do something. ble remedy, and one that will de, :as le -
"If 1 only had capital- sni.1 another,c'rmmendeti. They int-ariably cure
ns he walked 'wax fmm a harTrioln "mach and Liver Complaints. I)iaraaus
0 of the Kidneys sura Urinary difficulties
t• here he had joist paid r (teen • cuts for 111'e know whereof we 'teak. :rad can
it drink of 'tants : "1 world •tn into readily way, give then[ a trial. Sold at
all emits :i b •ttic, b)' Jaa. V1'its••11 I tl
biteities4.
A .insist,' remark inttht hat t• been
hc+rdfr•.etl
th. n.lulr :nun Itwfine it.
rreesatteou a'y
There have been: many precautions
against fire published bluff let a ptl$upl Le -
come aeeuicntaly homed err seal slid
few people know what t•, d" itt aleeuce
of a doctor. The very heat remedy
known inHartv:,rd'* Yellow Oil, thereat
H.nseb,dtl Panacea for all pninful tntlt-
- mmat•,ry diaea•es 2
leiter tone top--
street • If you are enflterinl wtrh Mot it 11. ... pep, •ser.Aalar•M Oerenan Worm Mussed,
• lints set
ebBfi), totA ewel boil. It., rwn vithold eau** Aur E 1
smoking away )our capital Yoe, from tut". hea(iache, r any (A1 "f e� �.lat %%ilaod, Gotlat�h, t1 4�
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TO gCINENT8.
GOODS UNSOLD RETURNED
If you are out of employment and
want to start in a business you can make
fr om $3 to $10 a day clear, and take no
ria k of loss, we will sand you on receipt 1
of $11, goods that will sell readily in a
few days fur $2ii. If tl e Agents fails to I
sell these goods in four days, they can
return all unsold to us, and we will re
turn them their money, can anything be
fairer 1 We take all risk .,f lues, and the
Agent gets started in a business that wilt
be permarlent, and pay font $1,0110 t,
$3,000 a year Ladies can do as well as
meq. We want an Agent in every
county. Full particulars free. Address.
U. S. Manufacturing Co., No 116 Smith
field Streit, Pittsburgh, Pa.
oebait icsoi; e t f wl•petitr ttvsereel iivarialsl beta a• a tarda le',at 4 a+l,d1
Yong; nose, with toe c:par )on :uu Id 1, k etNo'p Y F
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the drew' eh. 1 . are drinking up /Guru' billows nature, by all titans movie f t
and deet' yid._ t, nr ►cooly at the same,bottle of Electric }bite III. Your will he ebonies T. Cesselman, Druggist or
time : ,tuft )ea en the street ertm'r at, s,., ,. tti Row:
area the niwil nnpwccme+t Chestorville, writes to the Proprietors of
tint will •w; you will lyp fu'rl'ed that 'it•vrrei•gn Tonic, Rurdoct Iflontt
bed dip Dimes make dolls.* - - - ! mi,ern1i mitt Ioniser will ?easel and
wanting quoit in 'Menet/ and k•rn,iati 1' aM L•strong) i stiff Rent it) will
time is money. hams wait f.or n fill 11100 henceforth you wilt relive 04 the p4tlse
tot Tileetnr hittef* Field at fifty coots
f.. begin wird . lit you haul ! 10[/100 • a soul f l?. by ,h •. Will"t -,!
year amt silent it all yon would 'till be
!littera, "Your Burdeek Blooa
give tmivitsal aitiseictiees, i11
medltWtes gal) well, and outlay o1MIY
customers will take no tither." 2
Now that there is n reliable rewedy for
kitbiev troubles. half this errynstfnclwsl
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poor. Our 111m1 of Ie,wer and intlnence r+tatl•ly mirapli.M�i..�a11 �o tut ,1st t,! to thrse eborlaints hive oat relieved
tliufl Mot /tort with fertilise,.Yea,tie.. the eH• M or Uf. t nu '!3 h'e!t s KIeel per this Its all tar thattk611, and to M
can make yt ui shark if you will i but Care in my ease. An elderly lady van Baron:. Kidney Cure award all j
tit
o ndins pair money for crusts this from Anti :,,nista, 1\. S., wXe praise for baringk,hus removed*Isithete$+
you mustn1' M had ruffrae•rl fr••ut 1 riff' in the hark iM conarrdereri fatal (limas(' from one "path.'
what rots don t need, and w,'ien,lrrintt twentt• t -r; i.. ‘•) lot ' %Vit«,n (nate.. it was nrvor Itn,•wn to fail (1-1 ,1 ho .1 1
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