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1+ I I E HURON SIGNAL .
FRIDAY. DEC. 15, 1Ht;2.
i .he Poet's Corner.
t had stile • granas of truth at least.
That table of the Sybarite.
tor whobecause use leaf was creased,
Ther strewn couch had no delight.
I thinks even sanguine youth
Upsets Its gold without alloy .
Hut this is sUU tbsobsr truth
A little pain ,war much Joy.
'Tu pity that one thwarting thought.
One adverse chance, one sudden fear
Or sharp Regret, oats turn to nought
The toll content that seemed so near'
But this strange life of our's abounds
With notes so subtle, they afford
A thouesad discords and harsh sounds
Tor me harmonious. perfect chord.
PaMa.s era. it
The fulh.wiug ..•'e
ware Oohl U I
des likely w e ..1 . .
Acids- -Those us.e
aunaateet of 1 t.,.
mouth duwr t,. •
dies, nlagnee., «,.i..
dissolved its wrier ; o h
pump or emetic.
Alkalies- 1►. neo ..
Saving the Trate.
The usual crowd of autumn liars were
gathered together in the store, occupy-
ing all the grocery seats the only gross
r.eeipta that the proprietor took no
pride in—when a Little, blear -eyed,
weasenfsced iudividuel sneaked in by
the back door, and slunk into a dark cor-
ner.
"That's him," said the ungrammatical
bummer with a green patch over his
left eye.
"Who i" asked several at once.
"Why, the chap who saved a train
from being wrecked," was the reply.
"Come, till us about it," they de-
manded as the small man crouched in
the darkness as if unwilling that his her-
oic deed should be brought out under
the glare of the blazing kerosene lamp.
After muesli pereuasit,n reinforced by
a stiff horn e'f apple jack, he began :
"It was just such a night es . this
—bright, and clear -and I was going
home down the track, when, right before
me, across the rails, lay a great beam.
There it was. Pale and ghastly as a life-
less
ifeless body, and light as it appeared, I
had not the power to move it. A sud-
den rumble and roar told mo that the
night express was thundering down, and
soon would reach the fatal spot. Near-
er and nearer it appr'uached till, just as
the cowcatcher was about lifting me, I
sprang aside, plaoed myself between the
obstruction and the track, and the train
flew on unharmed." The silence was so
dense for a moment that one might have
heard a dew drop. Presently somebody
said :
"What did you do with the beam t"
"I didn't touch it," he replied "but it
touched me "
"Well," persisted the questioner, "if
you couldn't bit it, and didn't touch it,
how in thunder did the train get over
it."
"Why,don't you'see,'• said the sed faced
man, as he arose from his seat and elid-
ed toward the door. '`The obstruction
was a moon -beam, and I jumped so as
the shadow of my body took its place.
and—
Bang ? flew a ham against the door,
andif it had struck the body of the re-
treating hero, there would have been a
much bigger grease spot frescoed on the
panel.
tideless.
,,..owe of the
iia ti.c tease
to hout.ehulda :
great beat anti
pain (Oulu the
R.4 Or seer orlakera.
Hops are unusually scares and high
'this serum un bot sides of the
Atlantic, they bring at least 100 per mut.
more than e.rdinarily, havi g nap to
$1.35 a pound fur the but .I,lality, The
stomach, Rewe- se4 y .
marl -est. or seep rod for �sulrtitutea Quassia chips,
en use the stomach ' which originally are worth 2 cents •
pound, d, have risen to 10 ceues, and tweu-
Iy ie vtuggar. toy tuns were lately sold at tabs rate in
brewers ars ecu uemtl at "their wit;
Ammonia leceoeies, le juice Or New York for brewing purposes. Qttas-
eta yields a strong, bitter flavor, and is
nut an unhealthy tonic. Aloes, column,
and mux vomica, which are also in de-
mand by the brewers, are quite as bitter
as yusasia, but ars hardly the substances
which one would like to take as • bever-
age. It was the opinion of the National
druggists' convention at Cleveland the
other day that for the next 1.2 mouths
brewers were likely to le among the
most profitable customers of the mem-
bers. Hops cannot be obtained in suffi-
cient quantities at any coat, and so the
pliarnu.o peia is to be ransacked for
bitter principles. The beer of the com-
ing season will be medical, if nothing
aid stimulate the mitres and lungs by else.--ltincsanatti Gasrttee.
hartahorti, at the same time rubbing the
chest briskly.
Corrosive sublimate— Give white ,f
egt» and emetic.
Belladonna, night henbane - Give
emetics, and then give plenty of water
and vinegar, or lemonade.
Mushrooms --Emetics, and then plen-
ty of vinegar and water, with doses of
either, if heady.
Nitrate of silver (lunar caustic)—Give
a strong solution of common salt, and
then emetics.
Snake bites, etc.—Apply immediately
strong hartshorn, and then take it inter
tally ; also give sweet oil 'stimulants
freely ; apply a ligature above the part
bitten, and then apply a euppang glass.
Tartar emetic—Give large doses of tea
made of galls, peruvian bark or 'white
oak bark.
Verdigris—Plentyo white eggs 'and
water.
White vitrol— Give plenty of milk and
water.
Opium—Giye a strong emetic of mus-
tard and water, then strung coffee and
acid drinks; dash cold water on the head
of the patient.
Nue vomica—First give emetics, then
brandy.
Oxalic acid ,frequently tnistakeu for
Epsom salts; —Give chalk, magnesia, or
'soap and water, and other soothing
drinks.
Pruuic acid—When there is time, ad-
minister chlorine in the shape art soda or
lime. Hot brandy and water, harts -
born and turpentine are also useful.
t inegar.
Alcohol—First clean out the stomach
by an emetic, thou death cold water on
the head and give ammonia (spirits of
Lutetium).
Arsenio—Its the Ant place, evacuate
the stomach, then give the white of
eggs, line water, or chalk and water,
charcoal, and the preparations of iron,
particularly hydrate.
White lead and sugar of lead—Rene-
dies, arum, cathartic, such as castor oil
and epsom salts especially.
Charcoal—In poisons b1 carbonic acid
gas, remove the patient to the open air,
dash cold water uta the head and body,
a ■sews Slasaustale.
Never wee such a rush made fon any
Dreg Store as is now at W ilwa's fur a
Trial Bottle of Dr. King's New Disoov
ery for Consumption. Coughs and Colds
All persons &Micttd with Asthma, Bron
chitis, Hoarseness. Severe Coughs, or
any affection of the Throat and Lungs.
can get a Trial Bottle of this tenet reale-
sty MEI, by calling at above Drag
Store. (4i
A RewAt n Of one dueeu " Tiaaais-
NY" tee any rIrue sending the beet four line
rhyme on "TRAexaaY," the teutarkable
little gem fur the Teeth .tad Breath. Ask
your druggst or address.
We strontl; recommend you to use
Dr. Smith s German Worm Remedy,
Woiut&ams, a pleasant, safe, reliable
and prompt remedy for the removal of
Stomach and Seat or pin Worms frum
child or adult. It is easy to take. never
fails, absolutely harmless, and requires
nu after physic. Sold by Jas. W ikon,
Goderich. 2
CINOAIJII.. -A name well known in
th
e Hair
ich
ginflection estures grey hair ht its natural oolwbrby
a few weeks use. Sold at 60 cents per
bottle by Janles Wilson. 2lu
To Ike Medical tl'rsAesN., •red all whom
lit may mecca.
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Republican .routers who have talked
with President Arthur entertain the
doubt that the most prominent recom-
mendations for the coining message will
he that part relating to a reduction of
internal taxation and modification of the
tariff laws. The President believes a
very considerable reduction can be made
in tales.
Of all the ills that flesh is heir to kid-
neydisease i the must dist,s ttg To
auerers, we can only say, take Dr. as
Beams's KIDNEY Cuss at ono., and thus
obtain a relief you oannot,find elsewhere.
All Druggists have it. J. Wils•,n Gode-
rich 2m:
PhospPhatine, or Nerve Poon, a Phos-
phate Eleinent based upon Scientific
Facts, Formulated by Professor Austin,
M. D. of Boston, Masi., cures Pulmon-
ary Consumption, Sick Headache, Ner-
vous Attacks, Vortige and Neuralgia
and all wasting diseases of the hunuan
system. Phoephatime is not a Medecine,
but a Nutriment, because it contains no
Veg.'table or Mineral Poisons, Opiates,
Ntrsotics, and no Stimulants, but situp
ly the Phosphatic and Gartric Elements
found in our daily food. A single bottle
is sufficient to convince. All Druggists
sell it. $1 00 per bottle. Lewes. &
Co., sole agents for the Dominion
fi y Front Street East Toronto.
rumbles et Weussa's Lth.
Whether last year's fail dress will an-
swer this winter.
Whether to put a parrot e.r a pigeon
on their winter bonnet.
How much the woman across the
street paid for her bonnet.
What is the best disposition to make
of small boys on beau -nights.
Why the people they meet in real life
etre so unlike the ones they read of in
novels.
How much cloth 'cut „m a bias,' it
will take to run a dress with fifteen ref -
!lea
Why is it that a man of forty -home
brain power is so insanely stupid ,when
eked to match worsted.
Whether it is wiser to marry a homely
man with a big fortune, or a handsome
fellow without a cent.
Why is it so much more tiresome to
sweep a five-foot room then to take a
five -mile tramp after autumn leaves.
Whether sky-blue, paris green, or old -
gold ribbon is most becoming round a
steel gray poodle's neck.
If Edison couldn't get up some sort of
patent kitchen machine to run things
while the cook is on the strike.
Which is the best way of getting on
the right side of her husbands pocket -
hook for winter supply of wearable..
How some girls can contrive to get
inarried after one season's courtship,
inti ethers can't after half -a -dozen.
•.rkles's erases MIM.
The hest salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Ulnen, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chil-
blains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions,
and positively cures Piles. It is guaran-
teed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded Prioe 26 cents per
box. For sale by Jas. Wilson. by.
There is no doubt about it, that Dr
VAN BUaEN':( KIDNEY CuCis the only
known remedy that science has bestowed
upon mankind that will positively cure
kidney diseases. Ask yaur druggist for it.
Sold by J. Wilson Guderich. 2m:
110 Net be stacenratei.
lis thew times of gtrack medicine ad-
vertisements everj'ahore, it is truly
gretifyine to find one temedy that is
worthy of praise, and which really does
as recommended. Electric Bitters we
can vouch for as being a true and relia-
ble remedy, and nue that will do es re-
ctrnnwnded. They invariably cure
Stoivach ::nil Liver Complaints, Diseases
ui tea Kidneys anal' Urinary dilficultirs.
We k"•."' .hereof we Rook. end can
readily say, give them a trim!. S•,Id at
50 :enfs a beetle, by Jas. Wilw,n.. 13l
erten of W.•otlag Cake.
There is a custom, says Harper's ia-
zar, prevailing among the Inhabitants of
the Sandeman islands which may throw
• little light upon the civilized use of
wedding cake. When a native girl,
whose exceptional beauty" has brought
her many suitors, is knocked down with
a club and carried off by her accepted
lover, the wedded pair within 48 hours
of the wedding send a cup of poison dis-
tilled from the hula-hula true t, each
and every one of the bride's former ad-
mirers. If any recipient feels that he
• A eeorr•.
The secret of beauty hes in pure bloup
and e.ssl health, without the nee the
other i. impoai ::e. Burd. ck Blood
Bitter. i+ Ihu g ,.n•i :icy that unlocks all
the s,•ctetiuoa, ,t:. 1 •.,tone the avenue to
health by purifyin: c i•1 ,eeulating ell
the .ay:ui. to a erupts. ..art .... It' cures
all. `a:r,ln'ous Diseases, tette .0 the Blood
Lit er, Kidneys, Skin and Bowels, and
bri.uga the bloom of health to the pallid
cheek. •L;
There is no better C:,ugh Medicine in
the world than the preparation known as
"Pectoris." It promptly cures all Throat,
Lung and Chest affections. Its geed
effects can be felt after the first dose.
It s...ithes warms :sed penetrates the
Bronchial Tubes, affording immediate
relief and a speedy cure. Hever you got
a Cough or Cold then try it? Fur sale
everywhere; price 25 e. ul..
tree et tlrar,te.
cannnt become reconciled to the mar- All pers•ms rt:l'etii:g felon Coughs,
nage, he drinks the poison and dies ; Colols, Asthma, firo.., l:utr.Lr t f Voice,
affection •.f tilt is.., at and Lungs,
but if he decides that he will survive or any a
1
Kinst's NewDior..: for ('�-; I•luptutu.
free of charge, which a i,1 o.:t ee them
of wopderfnl merits ., ,.t = ,- •• what a
(lar dolling-size bottle Y. (3)
are requested
to ..,'I '• il•,:n's Drily
the lona of his intended wife, he throws Stare and tet , i ., e o Dy,
away the poison, and feels bound in
honor never to show the slightest sign
of disappointment. By this admirable regi tl
ei.: r;u. Call
system the husband is spared the pangs sail
of jealousy, and is able to live on friend -
ht he su viving admirers of
ly terms wit
his wife. It is strange that the custom
of sending wedding poison to unsuccess-
ful ignitors has never spread bey.,ntl the
Sandeman, islands, but it is quite possi-
ble that wedding cake was its its origin
precisely analogous to the weeding poi-
son of the Sandeman islanders. it may
have been more swiftly fatal its prehis-
toric times than it is at present, and
it may have been used solely with the
view of securing newly -married people
in the pcseossion of undisturbed happi-
ness. At present it fails to accomplish
this purpose because no one ever dreams
of eating it. Of course an occasional
child surreptitiously devours wodding
cake and perishes miserably, just to oc-
casional and entirely incomprehensible
children lunch on corrosive Aublimeite,
or di ink with apparent relish quantities
of sulphuric acid. Se, too, in rare in-
stances, determined suicides he+ e com-
passed their nefarious end with the help
of wedding cake. Still it is entirely ac-
earate to My that ne sone f„ nh„art ved-
Jins cake is scut e'er oats it, and it is
highly improbable that the seniles are
ewer actuated by a desire to deed rey life•.
1be ••Tse ages” Talks.
From Mates to Manitoba ---from St.
Johns to British Columbia, Mr. Thomas
W McDonald, the Tin King of tbe Do-
minion, whose large works extend frogs
i53 to 157 Queen street, Toronto, and
cover a solid block, is recognised and re-
spected Mr. McDonald's experiential
with the Great German Remedy is Vee
anmroneed by him : "it is vary rrMWIL
tag to ire to be able to give a writings
testimonial respecting the unequalled
merits of the world renowned remedy,
St. Ja. ohs (h1, as an alleviator 1.1 pain.
If was for yeas purely towhee) with a
swollen leg. in vain ( tried all the pre-
.eription. of medical men. At last in
deep despair I resolved to ted the vir-
tues et Jamb, (hl, th. Great Oer-
owe ite.edy, wed to gay rya joy be_
ism owe bottle lord beam eellamMs1 1
temmd spelt fe map sh yin meet,eM-
inw Wig es. Jellaba Ott
with
the sa/sNNs it deer se, i cines this Was
mss bep reitenatNyf my "ndeveseammt d
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The Ckissg•., Berlingten & Quincy
Railroad Cempaay has just issued an
illustrated treatise, "The Heart of the
Oowthient," describing the wonderful
growth .1 the sill Grant States. The book
is berstitul pliintad, and numerous sea
gravis of merit adorn its }ages.
Am ons their name Aud addreM
w� two threeeent pretage stamps
Will receive a copy by return mail, by
ter Perceval Lowell, General
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