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1 HIE HURON SIGNAL. FRIDAY, D'
"HONHBT TOM GIDLH It ."
New Mr was 61eeMR N Ogler b, a greaser -
dew Majority.
"Tail, about your clever campaign
tl»dges, said Judge Ditfonderfer, as th.
crowd filed out from the latest political
cat -tight at Platt's hall the other night -
• 'why, these fellows don't know the tint
rudiments of catching un with the pen
1de,"
"Don't, eh r growled Mr. Botta, who
was up fox school director, and who had
lust been called a reprobate and eorrup-
tioniet by four different speakers.
"No, sir," emphatically reiterated the
judge. "They don't even understsu
human nature -these fellows don't. .1
they think of is resolutions sod beer.
Now there's Tout (lidley of o
He understood a thing or tw•
semen' assts AnseN1s
t ;req horse used by the St. Lewis
traadier company iu one of the teams is
a habitual tobaoop chewer.
-\ terrier dug at Americus, Oa., has
forsaken his house and taken up his lot
with a herd of goats, refusing to assoc-
iate with other canines.
Jealousy recently induced s large Ber-
lin dog to attack a five year old boy.
The boy was petting a new lop dog
whe:i the big dog jumped upon him and
threw him down. The lap dog going to
the boy's assistance was killed.
A novel fight oocured in a stable at
Co•.lncil Bluffs between a stallion and a
bulldog. The tight lasted inure than an
hour, and was so furious that no one
dared enter to interfere. After finally
braising the dug, the horse threw hint
out. with his teeth.
did." \V. B. F. Daniel of Dublin, Ga., • as
"Know it all, I r'pos.1" suapl'.
dear hunting recently. Hie dug caught
a fawn. Denial attempted to secure it,
ansa the doe sone to the rescue. He
dr o aped the fawn to catch the mother,
bu-. after a desperate struggle she slip -
fro -I his grasp and got away.
At Branchville, N. J., one day a hely
fel a oonlmun brook turtle that had Op
pr•.•tched her door. Thereafter the ter-
tle paid frequent visits. This sawn the
mnia.a1 brought a niate with it, and the
tw . make frequent recursions frees the
hr..k to the house to obtain food.
A tight between a toad and a large
black spider w is recently witnessed st
Ere* at toad.
All peiseius wishing to test that merits
of a great remedy -out, that will ptni-
Urely tutu Coisumpti. n, Ceughe, Colds
Asthma, Brcuchites, or say alsctiou of
the Throat and Lumen -are requested to
call at Jas. Wilson's Drug Store and ,tet
a Trial Bottle of Dr. King's New Dis-
covery for Consumption, free of oast,
which will show )ou what s teplar dol -
will d•► cIl
doctor.
"Well, I'll just give you one I.
otntiuued Diflbndt•rfer 'Tofu .•
Mug for state treasurer a few y., .1
He was nominated by a split fro
lognlare, and, as usual with imdel.• e
tickets, he hadn't one chsece in a
and ..f being elected. Now, w!1
you think Tout did 1•'
"Sold out I ios
pe," said the telt'.
cruuy.
"Not much he didn't ! Tom
bought a whole gross of umbrellas."
'•-\n 1 gave '0m away to the voters i
No, sir; far from it. He lose Merriek, L After each round the toad
round and n:tmrne d 'ern to people. sore
tending he'd herr •weti ant the last r..o.
before. Grasp the idea, don't you?
"No, I'm blamed if 1 do. •
"Why, it's plain enough. You see
leo was up for treasurer, and it Mimi...,
cad people with an idea that he was th1
most honest man in -rhe state. The idea
of a eau c actually 1-oLuiIini in umhre'-
la was ho:uething stupendous. He wa-
elected by 10,000 majority, and :hough
he's got richer than a pork pie in office,
they call 11011 'Ihonort Tom Gidley' to
this day." •
lar err bottle
THS CONSUMPTION of Alcohol
in the forme of -bitten," under the peea-
d.aynof medicinal tonics, la• wring evil duo
• trulstwl source of intemperance. Minh of
the uncoetrullable inebriety we see smeltt►e
=Teat alavely young le attributable tota•I!
Weary hren •rs. derived trues naith.rs w18o
have been led to ore these Lernivaues dunk..
tear laere•Nst s
strength darted eert•tluu ad
nttratug, 5511 hoer contracted a fatal habit
and 4ap.mltted It to the emsertslr• A phi a.
uloek*1 torsi of energy. heater thou stlm u;aI' •
to.eatatn the vital twos. whet" estra deemed
are madam' the system. is thetas*,
tea. es combined in WilI.RIiIt'ti f{.
OF l'I*O$PHATIG$ANII CAWttAYA.
31IE WANTED MJTTOBS.
tad Mon Her irate .f a ■asb.ad .tried
%bout It.
berried to a plantain leaf, bit off a piece
and then returned to the fray. After
the. had ,occurred several times the leaf
lets t tkeu away and the toad, failing to
dmf the leaf rolled over and died.
The distasteful odor of a..aftaetitla
thus a Virgisii► lady had placed under
the eaves of the porch as a disinfectant,
dr.: e :away a wren that hall just
you: into house -keeping. For some
day the bird and her urate were observ-
ed t i be very busy, and it was soon dis-
covered that they L. id removed their
nest twit; to the opposite side of the
pokier.
A: a wayside im i in the south of
Fr 'lee is a roasting jev'k moved by ani-
mal power. The doge turn the machine
working alternat•ety. One day the dog
whose proper turn it was being absent,
the other was caught and put on the
wheel. He flatly refused, however to
work, and neither cooling nor threats
produced any effect. After some delay
the missing dog was found and set to
+he. task. After he lied nearly complet-
ed the job, he was released and the first.
tried again, and the animal so lately re-
eusant now offered no opposition, and
made the wheel revolve with a
hearty goodwill till the roast was finish-
ed.
The blue jay is the wildest and most
mischievous of wild birds. Near Knox-
ville, T., rocently, one was seen to fly a
large number of times to a high picket
fence to attract a pair of kittens playing
on he lawn. Tho kittens finally mount-
ed the fence, and began a cautious ap-
proach from picket to picket. The first
kitten approached to within eighteen ni-
ches cf the jay, which '.hen hopped over
ed him in the face from his bed -room between the two. The aeoond kitten rip -
wall, "Rum Did It ;" and when he turn- preached ; the bird hopped over it. It
ed over with a groan he 'noticed the turned, and the jay hopped back be -
warning, "Shun the Bowl." Shifting tween. The first kitten approached
nnezasily to the ether side ho caught
sight of "Death in the Cup." He hasn't
imcn drunk since.
,r
The Doctor and the Landlord.
The late Dr. C., of Ashtabula, used in
:he early (lays to to take lung rides
through tide wild% of Ohio. One day he
stepped at an old-fashioned tavern and
tailed for dinner. Among the hotnespun
dainties was a glass of whisky beside his
plate, which ho did hot trouble. After
There is no better Omagh Iddiins its
the world than the preparatana Imams as
' • Pretoria. " It promptly curs sE Those,
Lung and Cheat affections Its k'.4
effects can he felt abet the tint dues.
It soothes warms +total Penetrates Rhe
Bronchial Tutw. at.•olme 151 •7M11e
relief and a speedy CUM. Sees/ea g•A
a Co0.61,411fv
••r Cukt thea try it' S'.•. Peke
evtrry •• h. n•: g
pricel
ifair le yas. RLyass.
A gentleniau whose wife had instruct-
ed him to purchase a few appropriate
mottoes became inebriated and forgot
just what was wanted of him. He had
a confused notion that his wife's request
was something in the way of sign cards,
fro he called upon a dealer and purchas-
ed quite a variety.
"I've got 'em (hici Lily dear. fie -he -
here's a whole lot of nice un's," he said,
as he triumphantly produced his rick-
age -
With a sigh over his maudlin co:. li
tion, aho opened the parcel and fo :cad
the following : "Hands Off," "Your
Choice for Five Cents," "Look Out for
the Locomotive," "Keep off the Grass."
"No Dogs Admitted," "Ham Sand-
wiches Ten Cents Each," "For Root,"
"Oysters in all Styles."
Then the lady went down town and
tirade her own selections and when her
husband woke up 1100 morning after a
spree that cost him $400, a placard star-
Oh Li v01..1411.4*
l:sees Asan.
\t e crusta help taelraat the luesml
offer wade to all oetalids mad .alive
by 1». Kim a New 1Dieeereery did Oi►
sculpt 1 .1 . low are responded I. e% et
tt dad.. drug setw•v: mod get •?real r
ale foe- of o -+et, 1111 y. -e a.a anima web
tANYYSYptine, Sever. Coombe, tom.
Asthma, B.ienchiti., Hay renew. 1. no et
Votes, Ho+seeas. •* say atietimm r
the Them eve Luttlps. h will imistwiy
cure you. 5,
a 1 a
Is racompoundelfire
a
dockt sotto the foils e: Rifle
all s
ININsolla. II Is
rty e s alert ttisesasl
Ial i.. asfi /sett,, Old to the psi. 'Ile
sale= el ssidletae and e0essletr7 have
arm • nobody se poems to
ems r ohmage' Is emusM from lacy
diessestes
'I's. all
ll'Ise
--
again, and the jay hopped over it, and
so kept it up till one kitten got disgust-
ed and left, and the other follower soon
' :titer. Once or twice tue jay tried to in-
veigle the kittens to another frolic; but
failed.
Abe Simmons of Rosendale, N. Y.,
has a wonderful dog named Jack. Jack
used to toss a silver piece placed upon
his nose and turn round once and catch
it in his mouth, but some one put a h
penny on his nose one day and th
',inner, when paying his bill. the Lind- spoiled the trick. In the winter tinier
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lord said :
"Twenty-five cents for whisky."
" % Lich 1 did not touch, and never
1i0," said the Doctor.
"Well, it. is there, and you could have
had it," replied the landlord.
The (looter said no more, paid his bill
and left.
Rallitte again not long after it watt
noticed that the Doctor, upon sitting
drwn to dine, placed his medicine case
upon the table. ilowever, nothing was
sardat the time.
When he went to pry lila bill he
brought in $1 for medicine and advice.
"But 1 have had no medicine," said
m'nc hent.
"Very well.replied that Doctor, ''it
Is on the table, and you could hate had
it; and i also gave you go.r„1 advice all
the wide I was at table.
The nonplused haat *elated n.. ,tints,
Thousands are being cured oe l'.ttArrlt
every year with Hall's Catarrh fore, thea
the d••ctaals had given lip and said could
not he enred. ,5 cents a bottle. Sold
by °Pence Rhynes, sole atren for God,.
rich t
I ditglepal alwsa51 11.
Mtrr eh n rush made four any
j?r wM ts Mid)
now at Wilson's lot a
"Mal Rotel' of Dr King•. New Mame
tory for Onneemption, Congha and Colds.
All periwigs afflicted with Asthma, Bron-
chitis, Hours neva, Severe 1' tight. or
Any ntfredioll of NCP TMret aid Lunt*,
,an get a Trial Beet" of tLis vteat r hes-
t• read, by cdlinr at .h-ec drip
Ror, •t
is the dread of all the school child
who have sleighs, for he will rush out
when a boy is going along, grab the rope
of the sleigh pull it away from the boy
and run off as fast as he can go. Fin-
ally the boys combined against him.
When Jack decides that he wants fi
sleigh they let him have the rope, but
five nr six boys jump on the sleigh, and
Jack yery sown tiros of pulling thorn.
Jack,when a cork is thrown into the air,
will jump up, turn • sommereault and
catch it in his mouth.
eRinfi .RflcUZLs1l ' CIiIC
of i
Odl attatlaadt tat. __ theft
Yea d t. ltas•OOana.nae
toe shortest seals, sae
t ohmage sen
nowb ewe9
/se L sn Mimeo,
y• k
Pia Atlantis
'Fegar,
flea sew, fl18by ..
MeM-
lecr limn.rale*, Ifemmla1
ilt
dea, t
Nem. etre
OiMsad
tai ;.ftp.wa
ebur eseaineasesls
leak
Slid
tlie
sane field i
lie
ear .k. :t ense e'f the .bed
sa...1 .ware gibee.laOrs Armes
ae neer ,-- - _ a aver tttlliL
sepeelinania
N a. t..hyinewnse with without
sMe am
Jrr 1 •tetesa oiseid sr Neem*
beet aMdlledlaelle eeeatrees Nb
er•safl ars s ffrar--mo - • • 11.5 wadi -
eine et embe a seams d ess18sew Mee
tar k r Iso the epi. _ asn sad
-art •eNlib X18'
.8
Imo seem. Ise wee
bwafbd.
ME►AAI, inti K L C. ATEA a CA..
Praesesss wee Aeebamal Oh.ssles.
lama. Mem
sed an elaslsseew eraarwsaela
of Nastis "`rt
Liao i I bas Weer PotainA
beams .os.
tie Year
4'' JOHN T8 ON S
SARSAPARILLA
um1 w.il
bad fer Partfying the Bleed.
It has been la ass for ID remand has
proved to he the bolt reei„irntlon la W/
m a1CK AEA DACHE. *'LIN 114
^t ft OR BACK. SLR
ht,l PIMPLES UR TIM TAM
1 iSPEJSIA. PILES. end all Direwse
lit arise from a Disordered L'ver or as
artput0 blood. Th Demand' of our best
-r•ryle take it and give it to their ch;► -
•n. Physicians prescribe 1t dsl:y. Thcsa
eh, uel Once. recommend It to
It ;s trade from Yellow Dock. Hondu-
-•ts S.raaparlua, Wad Cherry, Sutton. ia,
:)sad -lion, Sassafras. Wh tclga. and
ler w •1I -known valuator m le &Leta eel
: rt -L It le strictly ,.getabia . n l can-
ilt L•trt the toast dell•:ate con Hamann.
t I . ei • of th i beat mediceses It"-
: t• -
jo '•t tb, Bowels
oi.a r odd by all rexrwmsnde elretzci•:•.
at one dollar for a altar: bottle, u' •i,
battles tor Ave dollars tear!.• (4
Thine who cannot obtain n
'tile coodicine fmm their (hug- Hiay
tend us one dollar. Atli we tr::i send it
io teem.
Aw NQsTW$a ORr.
pawl, via tn°'t ea>Pidiws
"ALBERT LEA ROUTE."
A New and Direst Line. vis wears sad Kenka-
bona opessed
veer• between i. 4
%orton N no
• oa..R-
0r srittned s s
and
elf. an
AU ars.sS
ln =Volt
p*news
Tickets for sale at .11rinNesl Tinted Moss m
the waited Butes end
Haggett/ checked through and rates of tare al-
ways as as low as oompetitors that offer lies sateen-
", detailed information, get the Maps and lol&
ors of the
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THE GLOBE POINTING camimains.i
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PaintsranadOnilsFaBottom Praices-
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A CURE GUARANTEED
MT14EI)idl NE.
THEI REIXEDY POR CURING
CONSUMPTION, COIIaK3,
GOLDS, ASTHMA, OBOUP,
All Diseaess of the Throat, Lungs and
Palmoaary Organa.
ar ITA r*i'Rru t. tree
CONSUMPTION IRAs n u CURED
When other Remedies and Pbysiotahs bare
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gives It a ..ed. tilal.Ir weee' foil+
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It is harmless to the Mon Delicate Mild.
Ir ,..res etas zee ori rot in •ay learnt.
-nireat mpg accompany Back kettle.
tar For salt by all Druggists.
Art And ML
Tl.e Norfolk(Vs.) Virginian of Jan. 16,
12181, refire to the r•eivarkable cu•e
effected by St. Jacobs Oil In Use ease • f
Prof. Cromwell,- lateen the ceuntr-
over for hismagnifleent Art lttnetettion•
-who had suffered excrucia'ia g tonere, a
from rheumatism, until he tried the 0,1,
whose c`.rocta were magical.
The excperienee of thousands has shown
$tonlach Liver and Bowed miry
14 kept.la a perfectly bealshy a Itoiitittn
--the attwke et dieedee *sided et and a
vigei ,r. • state of health maintained by
the use of Dr. Carson's Stomach sad
Constipation Litters. Are you {knelled
with Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Rater Stom-
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try this remedy and be cured- For sale
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T,te ws: salve in the World Ter Cats,
Ifruii*e , T•leers, $alt Rheum Paver
Sores, Totter, Chapped Hands, Chit -
Corns, and all Elkin $uptrnnt,
1•p ieedkt cures Piles. it i guar an-,
tOdIt.21'tefve rf.Ct aati,fa4tfon, of
fnrlM 7•s. Price 26 *onto per
MT F• -r polo tat Jar Wilson Tr
that the
PRINCIPALS
1 rho lsH•'CTK:IT. tlf;.l'KEta . t,d, i
.1c1 a.. r 1 c.• to fro .t- i pb, C
pinta Is lows, '4 ,\t•:id..e,'rop••ka.tgal ,Q.
<ehraa$i.iE*•eei lase -.T.0 pe ft, ltitts,gal•"- a'
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l:atu.ad 1n the w • i ••
au stases of , rat e1
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2 1 Brtraordinary (der 1
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084 BRAIii &NERVE FOOD. o r r.
Nor Old and tease. Nair sad Pa male.
Positively curve Nervousness in all its .dads.
feak Memory, /m
as 1e a Draft' Power. *raniJ
+w/ea. MOM 1,eeesly maser metrOrr r+Aaa.
eke Ir
Jaded d Adel -
at 1
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krt. strsaetAraslAg„ rel Rrc;n, mad R. -
storm Sw• enerM lbw
Mat rigor to th. 1or-
leaatNrd Oe arwRer Q w with each or-
der forTwILrt paattyss uccompealed with
Ire dollen. we will seed our W ratty Guar-
mime
uar
amabse tao{refesd the maLt the twealment
S i 1frArntea °elft it,s _are t*s.psew
Ie1M In Oe t18ssMee.
10:11eaeon
rt►culars la e
we (leMre to mall trey to Y7
NSrirs Illesertielledgellemr
MOM at ret.. per ►eve, w tt home
win be tnall.•tt hes of poM„agr. eve - -
mono) by res.ln
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C*OODS UNHOLD RETL; HN BD. r.. ItE!-Ir
i •r10 I .Id y•,t) fins ont to caw, yrent and
,ea • • waw! in, start it a br since• you csit nuke. -
f rt • n 1 i1e,1 t o $ l0 a day t Iona • and take lie
' "5 ' risk of lose, we will send y•u on receipt
' "` • ,.f $11, goods that will sell readily is a
' few days kir $1111. if tl e Agents fails to
1 w41 these Bonds in four days, the] tyre
t return all waned to us., and we trill re-
turn them their m.,ney, can anything be
fairer 1 We take all rink "f lore, and UM
. Agent started in a business
'[1 -Me •
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sal at e
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Cause.
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T•et..eer9dat, and dry Ir
cart
men. a• wand in AKefit in every
Tl.n. 11 .Ia.I •T •%. tante. tttoulare bee, Address,
Ticket A;ent,
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rirb. Plans .tad • .t+iA,ettnn. drawn .•crfllet-
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•ce•orriend and .
owe lehr18. Term. smell
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irr•r•tatb aglITandCHKAPItTtabrleo-
1st, r 105 wain ---tae sat r beater It deo.
nee pnet.aet firma a teld*If pwlNtted ver-'
t ae ease tate saw, reduotne meteor' and
Ioeseenimense draft t the CHEAPEST be_
cases k costs 50 MORE than inferior
ads. an4 oeo boa will do the work
er any of '.r stake. Aureus as w8.:\
tar Recreated Ml;t (..,away`, 11u'cahing Ya,
rataeR• ('ore Mabee v. (urrtsgra. anal„.
etc, at '• C W.tienna. GUARANTEED tcqq
°ant•en NO Petroleum. Made alleesierw
PI' fair r.4et Crebpe/M or Thief Worth
Lnr.rtar matted free.
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SAMUEL ROCiR* a CO.Tdeotno.Ont.
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ALL Rvavmoesra ow Nam fleet
Passengers bated at lowest rates te or front
no mater. Kerw e pfSleed Deennm.srrkk.
Ir eek aped, o 1ee
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