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THE HURON SW
me, FRB)AY. NOV.
4, 1882.
full aria Ttncv.
Josh Billings its: "Nest to • clear
coeaoienos for M Id oomten Guinea SI
old shoe."
What is dsarayvriatie of a watch 1
Modesty, for it keeps its beads herottdite
face and runs down its owe works.
When F.irtg heard that cigars wore
largely made by ms.kiaery, be said he
.i
h.nu*d sststioaary lsdisn W ir.o't
eirsffrall *sedges` shop.
Or Willis is reported is eying that
Megan is not bmautifel- ebss it is
alertly • lot of uuteersaary irate-, tum-
bling over • lot of manna...airy rooks;
Concerning which we eery remark that if
Niagara is, M alleged, a wholly uut.aces
ssry humbug, it possesses therein a
strong resemblance of (Nicer.
Hen is • matrimonial advetiwwuut
quoted from the New Freie J'resse of
Vienna: My name is Frederick. I am
as poor as I stn old and ugly. If any-
thing surpasses say stupidity it is ley
malignity. Nevertheless. I aw loe,king
out for a wife. Answers to be address-
ed ''I%ho wilt Venture?'
•' A lie bus no legs." If that really be true,
As tl.e hearty old proverb pretends,
Thea how doe's it travel so 9aickly, say you I
It Is carried about by ones Mends!
A blue jacket at Alexandria, in carry-
ing out one of the multifarious ditties
which fell to Jack's lot dt:ring the E(yvp-
tian expedition, was assisting to remove
some trustee of hay from the quay, and
stumbling along under the weight of a
small hay stack, not being able to see
where he was going, pushed against a
commissaa iat officer, Irreproachably clad
ifs review dress. "Who the devil are
you, and.,what are you doing here r says Phosq,hatine, or Nerve Fou, a I'hos-
the gentlemen, "Who am I f" says phate Element based u en Scientific
Jack; well, I don't altogether know; 1 Facts, Formulated by Professor Austin,
used to bea British sailor, but now, it M. D. of Boston, Mass., cures Pulmon-
strikes me, I'm turned into a commis- ary Consumption, Sick Headache, Ner-
sariat mule !" 'you* Attacks, Vertigo and Neuralgia
A Scotch minister once in the public I and all wasting diseases of the human
system. 1 hosphatine is net a Medecine.
eercioe, prayed insist earnestly that all
• but a Nutriment, because it contains no
Vegetable or Mineral Poisons, Opiates,
ircotios, and no Stimulants, but situp
ly the Phosphatic and Gartric Elements
found in our daily fend. A single bottle
is sufficient to convince. All Drugeists
T. a tllwatr Resolver la resale Ltw.
A curresp.,tldeitt el the Philadelphia
Rerun!, 'pealing of t
dents from the care
and numberless suiei
e number of •cci-
S5 nae of pistols,
es, says : One of
thew tragedies never gut Into print. It
happened in the family of an ex-Cuufeds-
rate General, a graduate of West 1'o•'..t,
who had 1•.rwerly tales my name And
pedigree when 1 was captured by hu
troops. He had an only daughter, •
little girl of tau years. Coming home
one night he said to her : "Gu to papa's
o,•t that is hanging in the hall, and see
what he has brought for you," The
child ran, t)ruet her aro ea.igerly into
the wrong p.•elet, grasped a pistol un-
kuoe iugly, .and taro endeavour to pull it
out, shot her.elf through the heart.
And w the little life that was of more ac-
count than all the revolvers in the city
WAS qu need in bleed. And the father?
He will never forgive himself. Yet as
many revolvers will be sold this 3 ear as
LW, and they will make targets 1,f nine -
cent people, as usual.
Ladies who stiffer periodical'y from
pains in the back will find immediate r -
lief in a few doses of Dr. VAN BUREN'S
KlttNgY CURE It was never known tofail.
Try it at one. Your Druggist keeps it.
J. Wilson Goderich. 2m:
Ta IYe Medical reeflesl.a. sad all otters
It may eastern.
good men And true might he permitted
to elide up the rink of life, and over the
hag score of death in perfect peace, and
to lay thtmselvee down near the tee of
life within the never-endin4 circles of
eternity; out that all workers of iniquity $1 00 per bottle. Towexe &
light be swept off with the bellow of de I,ell it.
Co., sole agents for the Dominion
a•ruc:sun clear off the ice altogether, into I so Frust Street East Toronto
,he blacks esu of darkness forever, i ensf --
' • Of all the ills that flesh is heir to kid-
ney disease is the most distressing. To
sufferers, we can only say, take Dr. Vats
BUREN.. KIDNEY Coke at once, and thus
ohtaiu a relief you cannot:find elsewhere.
All Druggists have it. J. Wi!s•m Gode-
rich 21n:
Reemeasomes. mearslala. hem,
Jelditi t Belanger, sof Cold Spring,
Cape May Co., N. J., writes that PEKU-
v1AN SYRUP cured him of Rheumatism
and Neuralgia, from which he had suf-
fered so 1, ng that he did not think he
could be cured. It is ten years since
he took the Syrup, and he has been free
from the above couoplantts ever since.
Aarou Leeming, of the Sllie 1,bwe.arites
that he was aM%etu•1 tifteeo years with
ttith rheuntdtisnr. Aix ts.ttles o Peru -
%iso Syrupy aanp.letely curel bili Sold
w all druggists.
rear Joints, fysrr5Res.
A Georgia edit it in summing up his
woes lural hardshi;, s Lys : "Last week
we were oripj led by 1 aYutg a tree fall
on u•. (ln Monday s ernin z half of our
cave chimney came down through the
middle ..f the rte• f, 1/.1 barely escapod
deluuliahin- the devil as well as the ed -
This boy, a lit' le ore; a year au' w"w"item. Tuesday about lice columns of ar-
e.uNluyed in this office. lining r a
tielea were sunt il. advocating the clan!,
[ sof emendates and net accemparied by a
roasting disposition, he .psi nut antic'
down to any eirploymetlte A sheet;
time ago he left his home 11; Stratford
and went off with souse other hey, lee'
' body knew where We lear:: that on
the 2nd of this month he got on a flet
car of a Tennessee railway that, cal•tied
Forepaugh's circus and tell asleep be-
neath the band e-a;gtou of the' show.
when it cake to be toilet\ hone the ear
he was not uuticed and one of the :ehe..l-
passed over his booty. He w.ms taken to
the hospital where everythine was done
for him that could be done. He surviv-
ed the accident brat , short title. Ile -
fore he died, however. he was able to
gine lois inother's address in Steamier*,
who received a letter the other day from
the superintendent of the hospital com-
municating the sad intelligence. The
poor mother and her family have,. we
are sure, the heartfelt sympathy- of the
entire tomwueity Boys sir., are en-
r:lined;$o lnam and forsake their belee
would a' well to requet • u the sad fate
..f poor Johnny Morrison.
tStra'fer 1
ajggtt$red cent."
tI ltIo• _Prdlewee- rare
lew•tre of the Medicine represented as
just the sasne, or folly its 2.'o.1, as 1Dr.
Smith's Great German Worm ]remedy
by dealers who sell the article tint pays
best, regardless of merit. Dr, Smith's
Great German Wt,rte Reined" is best g
enf doftied by all se ayp`le ant, safe. re:ia-
He and prompt ren*tly f,.r the removal
oratori e&b and seat or pin worms from
child or adult. 1t is easy t.. take, never
fails, absolutely harmless, and requires
no after physic. S. Id everywhere. Pn(e
.:i eta. ' -
Their. is no letter Cou_h Medicine in
I the world than the prep n.ttion known as
i "Pectoria.'' laptroagttly cures all Threat,
f Lung and Chest affections. Its gold
I effects can be felt after the first dote.
iiiiIt soothes worms :bud penetrates the
IBr•,tichial Tubes. a@'••rling immediate
relief and asi.eedy'cure. Have v'ou gut
• Cungh ••r Celil then try it! 'or sale
Leverywhere: pri•-e 25 cents.
For sale by Go Rhynas.
�Thousands beet witness to the 1�-
tire cetative powers of the. t*ZAT Goa-
t is IN s m.;:RATe.n, the •...,y remedy tliJt
- d itself as spa Citic for general
Advertiser. has pr11
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debility, seminal weakness, impotency,
The sodden changes in ,ton. tLatuuhan ' eta, iii'1 all diseases that arise from .eat.
climate are certainly conducive to liens!. I abuse or overtaxed brant, finally ending
Throat and Chest affection*, tint hs the in conaumptioin, insatii'v and a prema-
prowpt use of the proper remedy there, ture grave. Sold by all druggists, or
is no reason why Consumption should will he sent free On receipt of $1.41) per
toe ao prevalent. Dr. Carson a Pulmonary box, or six boses.for ba Adal cat F. J.
Oomph Drupa newer fabs to cure Colygha,.Catsxstr, 'Toledo, Ohio, sole agent for
Colds, Bronchitis, Asthma, pain or op- the United States. Send for circular
pression of the Chest, and all pulmonary ' and testimonials of germine tures. Geo.
affections. i1 loosens the phlegm and I Rhynas, Goderich. ,
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breaks up the cough. Sold everywhere Beautiful Hair is one of the most sink -
in large lg satins at LOsts. ling and pleasing of characteristies and
For male by 0..,..Rhynes.- lean costly be obtained by the use of the
Thete is no desist elate It, that Dr.
V Alt Bt -axe's 1Ctywsr erne is tis . ('u
known remedy that science hoe bet&w
ei
upon mankind that will ptoeltittelya� rote
kidney
diseases. Ask year ,ie riataie1
Sold ry J. Willson Goderich.
Theikoweesio bee eh. . we
that tied mil Bowels may
he kept in a perfectly healthy -Ziatii t
--4,0111/0b. of dines wards i
vi„ eeiaa MR Of 'With
tele use of Dr. oris:`
i'•itis Droiop i • alone Stota-
with Billowier*
icxrt If so., Carter's Little Liver )Dare free from
Stom-
ach, is remedy
and he mi� For sale I. 011 crude and irritating• Matter. Con-
ti; i1 tk ngtli to tis large Dottie. at AO ct., reignited rrred$eino only ;wary small; eery
For male Ay Gen. Rhyne,. eta, lin take; no pain;
Wiping no
purging.
A t.Bie (iota ittiiht te„r►M- *eon he a of roughs,
The Chicano. gwrlrrlgtar �t �"i'r� chased itp j{gaa-s,eet, an stabbierl
Qin slime Hair Renewer. Oehl at ;,0eenta
bonnie by James Wilsrm. 2tn
reents. -A name well known in
Section with the Hair Renewer,which
res grey hair to its Mani color by
dew weeks use. Sold et 60 cents per
Ile by James Wilson. 4m
Hr. J. R. Seymour, Druggist, St.
Catherine*, writes that be beds an erer-
itveraeoinv oda for liurdnek Blood Bit -
and ails that he can, without hesi-
resis�d it. .Berdoc c Bic ei
is the gr.nd m itis fur ali dis-
t! the Blond. Lir'iltad Kidneys Y
doll -
illustrated
Winnipeg( lett' •l,.hn Walker. late last
ilailratd treaty hs. )c s ladof an1 in the hack ash. was enacting hie
ilhiatrsted treatise, 'Tire Heart . f the S ern house.
Continent," describing the wonderful
tt asses 444 my.
growth of the six Great States. on- I K • o�wroot het noticing the liberal
is svrngifall� sad nelee i Ill made l e all int slid* and austere
Rravinggs od ► nicest sale'rii Ns /a r 1 ot y for eon -
with
acs stirdiag *talk a area and rotes toy Dr. [hag's Sew Discovery
with tarn tbooetelat hostage ItiemPil • s nnf)tn.ri. Tots erre re/pirated to call at
Wilsons drug store. acid get a Trial Hot-
lree of hist, if yogi are 'offering with
Severe Coughs. Colds,
Asthma, prewohiti., Bay Fever, Loos of
Voice. Hnsrvennea, or It ill election of
able Throat ni l,•.nqi
ely
eing teas IM
Will receive a copy by return await, by
g to remora Lowell, General
relleaseingern Awed. CMeseta Illinois iltt
It will y to invest nue-twentdsek of
a cewt 55* 's Orates* But tet Bettor
if it will sad from the eRafter to v eel& to
,be selling price .4 dist
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Begs
Begs to announce to the people of God rice and blas section o Huruu, that he ha
perch", d Iron Mt. A. Philips is stock of Groceries, etc., and will
continue the busnsess it. the old stead, on floe
Corner of Victoria and Brace Streets.
Having bought this goods for ash, and as 1 intend W make all toy purchases from
whol*uselo even for cash also, I will be in a position to sell at
Very Low Prices for Caah
My stock will always be fresh. I will keep the beat brands uf, teas, good su ars,
and everything in the grocery line front the beat producers. Bacon, Spiced eats
etc. , always on hand in season. I alas determined to please, both int}quality and price
• 'Call at the stand, Victoria street, opp.rite the Fair Ground, near D. K.
Goderich, March Dth, Strachan's machine shop. _
1882.
Extensive Premises and Sp'endid New Stock.
G_ AIR, R'Y
CABINET MAKER AND 'UNDERTAKER :r
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s.
Hamilton Street, Goderich.
.t. good reaorlmeet of Kitt heu, Ned-rooei, Dining Doom and'1'arlor Furniture, such as Ta n
udes,
Chant. thatr, cane and wood seated,. t'uptwar•ds, Beal -steads, Mattresses. % aeh-etan in
Lounges, Sofas. What -Nota, looking (Hassel.
N. IL -A complete casortment of ('ufnns and Shrouds always on handialao Ilrarece for h
at reasonable rate .
Picture Framing' a apecialty.—A call solicited. l: l
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BOOTS&SHOES:
11 a
own.rg
,
Ila t announce to the Public that they have ',pence, 1 rsiness ni themil•ove Stro
in the store lately occupied by Horace Newt. n. Has m:g pun•hi teal a large ane a
- well aesoi ted stock of Spring and Summer Goode at close figures, we are .ttter.uined -
QUICK SALES & SIIALLItFR °FITS eWILL PE OUR MOTTO
j-PPleaxe call and examine our grads before purchasing eltewhers. o
tet -Remember the place, lei t doe t to .1. W ilaon's Drug Stere
ree•Cuatom week will receive our special ntteutiou.
,ra"Noue but the best of material used anal tirst-Clare wr,rknlen employed.
.tom -Repairing neatly done on the shortest nctice.
Go/fetich, March 9, 1882. DOWNING & WEDUP
.. n srsan'' Te. e Ft lead.
A file i t i s meet is a friend indeed. Ho _
T:.ia wait,
l«Wit d• Uy, espet hilly when as -
i
ltSlictei di terse, ;mare `L:ttcul:riy,i•ren' it cure-.'
. 1 7t�
VOR
Ho
those Coin ,.a ins anti e e ti.11esst. a Se. C.,tet-.
urns to our (entitle population. 1.' . -' t'
Iwoman should know that ii':iec: tie I:i' -
Wes are w,mml.e'1 Haute 1,ieu1. :.tool s,1 i
pi,aitively rest. .Le I.._c t.t 11ealtla. , t
when all .Ether rew'•tlie• fail. A ,
trial always prov;a our aawistiolt .
are pleasant to the taste, and glee ,, .:
fifty cents a brittle. Send by'Ja•nnet Wil -
&•e. .2)
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A Vexed e'leetungaw. •
'v to atience'of Job would te-
come exhttt:sted were he a preacher and
cl�,lean.t it ti to nattiest - his aur ienc.•
w o.' ilea wale keeping up an inceeo..t
nee, !,b.g..rtlaking it imp eseitde for him
t:, I ., I.e•.t. ). Yet, how very eaey can all
I 1 1
a by simply rnatert t ly using !h
The Great Western ll.i.w:.i .vill run
their excursions to M :,'. 1 ; : a. and
DAKDAKOTADAKOTA polls anise '1 d June
every two weeks, ae,lnt1..•1 • , TOES -
DAY May, 2nd.
Fares Reduced.
For affirmation, tickets, etc., apply t
GEO. B. JOHNSTON
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Special Agent Brest %V -sten. Hallway
(lo deritla, (hit
Goderich. April. 211, 1•2 1835.
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...f 1 few. Discovery fob' t7.,net..ilptlote, 1
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GERMAiu /I�'✓h &h'�;1(i,�
firs to acquaint the 5, 1 '- • f Cwit rel
vicinity. that she Iv 11,e .h0winat
Sprhi and Summer Millinery
At her •hop, ilamilton SIreci. in rent an
be•uttiful variety. db.. has aired the ser
rk,, o.ra city milliner, and r.•. l • as.ur.-d alta
she ran Rive
TSIFACTI0
IN !Writ
1l.'• 1 :snare. r rant: p:`'wan,n c , e 1 • • • • ...•
eowaeiaivsoaused by ex..ea+. ..t a•.
Seminal Weaknrmn, and at:.ti-rare- t: •'....-
low as n sequence of Self -A bpi.n . so ot'..; . ; ' •.-
erKy• dose of memory. rat Icon el la+rl a 'e.
i tl ra k dimness.; of .:+i�,e 111-10.*I
AN M - •, K E.
pain '1 'e ' ''
torr old age. and mammy other die•:11•e4, 5. 1! ' ' i ..•n to la• myon d cab a visit from
lead to insanity or cunsumttion and a lira. at.Ou,, an.' the lao'ies gen, rally.
titre {eras -e.
14'4'11 for el •. nen •. will,,mitral-a, 1' tart 1,1114"
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tun e, tl•rlvvl . '•.ttelt :r - ,,.. a ••c••
box..:r six 1 - :e.• $.i be. nl•1. . .• .+ •r•
1"• w r.^ • '.• m, nine. •1-t 10' l:•
recoil•• of p• .. r, by odd ret' -t
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ass :^.•Itlfi,l - 11 0
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dole Ai:. 1: f. r (lottcri.h.
MEI MAINS
WORM POWDERS.
Are rlcaasnt to take. Contain their own
Primitive. 14 a safe, Imre, and effectual
destroyer of worm. in Children or Adults.
WILL CURE OR RELIEVE
BILIOUSNESS, OROP81Fgae
DYSPEPSIA,
IN.IOESTIOW, FLNTTEMNtO
JAUNDICE. OE TME HEART.
ER5104LA9, AOINTP OF
SALT RHEUM, THE STOMACH,
HEARTBURN, DRYNESS
HEAOALINE. �ass�I> F THEE iKiN, i...r
A se `VEI5, a IpOtl[T� • aTOlopb 41x0\
OOO stoat eat
T. 1IIUURN & LO., 'Morro.
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L'NTERNALLY far,Lyeacts DIRECTLY b spoienl
the4 Blind and Muc'aI Sarfacos sr it.
System. 1t hh tate l.erl food P fine
In the WJWlit, a l ! u wn•th All
that li ch rose's Ar It. for
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the 111.1 .if 'If.. t C.1...•• e•' ESL 1 le
about enrol. SY. T. if' to
tYrrt.Avn, 10tr., Mar -h to. 1
thaws naiad "Hall's C oarit C.rr...' ...Id
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resa.aaable length of thou.
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tARt Tsar. &.d 1t eve. elattra-a'Id.stion
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Hall's Catarrh C
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and r/eaawa la Patent Y •,**.,hent to
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