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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1882-11-24, Page 711 0 h 11 re b n 're 4 THE HURON SW me, FRB)AY. NOV. 4, 1882. full aria Ttncv. Josh Billings its: "Nest to • clear coeaoienos for M Id oomten Guinea SI old shoe." What is dsarayvriatie of a watch 1 Modesty, for it keeps its beads herottdite face and runs down its owe works. When F.irtg heard that cigars wore largely made by ms.kiaery, be said he .i h.nu*d sststioaary lsdisn W ir.o't eirsffrall *sedges` shop. Or Willis is reported is eying that Megan is not bmautifel- ebss it is alertly • lot of uuteersaary irate-, tum- bling over • lot of manna...airy rooks; Concerning which we eery remark that if Niagara is, M alleged, a wholly uut.aces ssry humbug, it possesses therein a strong resemblance of (Nicer. Hen is • matrimonial advetiwwuut quoted from the New Freie J'resse of Vienna: My name is Frederick. I am as poor as I stn old and ugly. If any- thing surpasses say stupidity it is ley malignity. Nevertheless. I aw loe,king out for a wife. Answers to be address- ed ''I%ho wilt Venture?' •' A lie bus no legs." If that really be true, As tl.e hearty old proverb pretends, Thea how doe's it travel so 9aickly, say you I It Is carried about by ones Mends! A blue jacket at Alexandria, in carry- ing out one of the multifarious ditties which fell to Jack's lot dt:ring the E(yvp- tian expedition, was assisting to remove some trustee of hay from the quay, and stumbling along under the weight of a small hay stack, not being able to see where he was going, pushed against a commissaa iat officer, Irreproachably clad ifs review dress. "Who the devil are you, and.,what are you doing here r says Phosq,hatine, or Nerve Fou, a I'hos- the gentlemen, "Who am I f" says phate Element based u en Scientific Jack; well, I don't altogether know; 1 Facts, Formulated by Professor Austin, used to bea British sailor, but now, it M. D. of Boston, Mass., cures Pulmon- strikes me, I'm turned into a commis- ary Consumption, Sick Headache, Ner- sariat mule !" 'you* Attacks, Vertigo and Neuralgia A Scotch minister once in the public I and all wasting diseases of the human system. 1 hosphatine is net a Medecine. eercioe, prayed insist earnestly that all • but a Nutriment, because it contains no Vegetable or Mineral Poisons, Opiates, ircotios, and no Stimulants, but situp ly the Phosphatic and Gartric Elements found in our daily fend. A single bottle is sufficient to convince. All Drugeists T. a tllwatr Resolver la resale Ltw. A curresp.,tldeitt el the Philadelphia Rerun!, 'pealing of t dents from the care and numberless suiei e number of •cci- S5 nae of pistols, es, says : One of thew tragedies never gut Into print. It happened in the family of an ex-Cuufeds- rate General, a graduate of West 1'o•'..t, who had 1•.rwerly tales my name And pedigree when 1 was captured by hu troops. He had an only daughter, • little girl of tau years. Coming home one night he said to her : "Gu to papa's o,•t that is hanging in the hall, and see what he has brought for you," The child ran, t)ruet her aro ea.igerly into the wrong p.•elet, grasped a pistol un- kuoe iugly, .and taro endeavour to pull it out, shot her.elf through the heart. And w the little life that was of more ac- count than all the revolvers in the city WAS qu need in bleed. And the father? He will never forgive himself. Yet as many revolvers will be sold this 3 ear as LW, and they will make targets 1,f nine - cent people, as usual. Ladies who stiffer periodical'y from pains in the back will find immediate r - lief in a few doses of Dr. VAN BUREN'S KlttNgY CURE It was never known tofail. Try it at one. Your Druggist keeps it. J. Wilson Goderich. 2m: Ta IYe Medical reeflesl.a. sad all otters It may eastern. good men And true might he permitted to elide up the rink of life, and over the hag score of death in perfect peace, and to lay thtmselvee down near the tee of life within the never-endin4 circles of eternity; out that all workers of iniquity $1 00 per bottle. Towexe & light be swept off with the bellow of de I,ell it. Co., sole agents for the Dominion a•ruc:sun clear off the ice altogether, into I so Frust Street East Toronto ,he blacks esu of darkness forever, i ensf -- ' • Of all the ills that flesh is heir to kid- ney disease is the most distressing. To sufferers, we can only say, take Dr. Vats BUREN.. KIDNEY Coke at once, and thus ohtaiu a relief you cannot:find elsewhere. All Druggists have it. J. Wi!s•m Gode- rich 21n: Reemeasomes. mearslala. hem, Jelditi t Belanger, sof Cold Spring, Cape May Co., N. J., writes that PEKU- v1AN SYRUP cured him of Rheumatism and Neuralgia, from which he had suf- fered so 1, ng that he did not think he could be cured. It is ten years since he took the Syrup, and he has been free from the above couoplantts ever since. Aarou Leeming, of the Sllie 1,bwe.arites that he was aM%etu•1 tifteeo years with ttith rheuntdtisnr. Aix ts.ttles o Peru - %iso Syrupy aanp.letely curel bili Sold w all druggists. rear Joints, fysrr5Res. A Georgia edit it in summing up his woes lural hardshi;, s Lys : "Last week we were oripj led by 1 aYutg a tree fall on u•. (ln Monday s ernin z half of our cave chimney came down through the middle ..f the rte• f, 1/.1 barely escapod deluuliahin- the devil as well as the ed - This boy, a lit' le ore; a year au' w"w"item. Tuesday about lice columns of ar- e.uNluyed in this office. lining r a tielea were sunt il. advocating the clan!, [ sof emendates and net accemparied by a roasting disposition, he .psi nut antic' down to any eirploymetlte A sheet; time ago he left his home 11; Stratford and went off with souse other hey, lee' ' body knew where We lear:: that on the 2nd of this month he got on a flet car of a Tennessee railway that, cal•tied Forepaugh's circus and tell asleep be- neath the band e-a;gtou of the' show. when it cake to be toilet\ hone the ear he was not uuticed and one of the :ehe..l- passed over his booty. He w.ms taken to the hospital where everythine was done for him that could be done. He surviv- ed the accident brat , short title. Ile - fore he died, however. he was able to gine lois inother's address in Steamier*, who received a letter the other day from the superintendent of the hospital com- municating the sad intelligence. The poor mother and her family have,. we are sure, the heartfelt sympathy- of the entire tomwueity Boys sir., are en- r:lined;$o lnam and forsake their belee would a' well to requet • u the sad fate ..f poor Johnny Morrison. tStra'fer 1 ajggtt$red cent." tI ltIo• _Prdlewee- rare lew•tre of the Medicine represented as just the sasne, or folly its 2.'o.1, as 1Dr. Smith's Great German Worm ]remedy by dealers who sell the article tint pays best, regardless of merit. Dr, Smith's Great German Wt,rte Reined" is best g enf doftied by all se ayp`le ant, safe. re:ia- He and prompt ren*tly f,.r the removal oratori e&b and seat or pin worms from child or adult. 1t is easy t.. take, never fails, absolutely harmless, and requires no after physic. S. Id everywhere. Pn(e .:i eta. ' - Their. is no letter Cou_h Medicine in I the world than the prep n.ttion known as i "Pectoria.'' laptroagttly cures all Threat, f Lung and Chest affections. Its gold I effects can be felt after the first dote. iiiiIt soothes worms :bud penetrates the IBr•,tichial Tubes. a@'••rling immediate relief and asi.eedy'cure. Have v'ou gut • Cungh ••r Celil then try it! 'or sale Leverywhere: pri•-e 25 cents. For sale by Go Rhynas. �Thousands beet witness to the 1�- tire cetative powers of the. t*ZAT Goa- t is IN s m.;:RATe.n, the •...,y remedy tliJt - d itself as spa Citic for general Advertiser. has pr11 • debility, seminal weakness, impotency, The sodden changes in ,ton. tLatuuhan ' eta, iii'1 all diseases that arise from .eat. climate are certainly conducive to liens!. I abuse or overtaxed brant, finally ending Throat and Chest affection*, tint hs the in conaumptioin, insatii'v and a prema- prowpt use of the proper remedy there, ture grave. Sold by all druggists, or is no reason why Consumption should will he sent free On receipt of $1.41) per toe ao prevalent. Dr. Carson a Pulmonary box, or six boses.for ba Adal cat F. J. Oomph Drupa newer fabs to cure Colygha,.Catsxstr, 'Toledo, Ohio, sole agent for Colds, Bronchitis, Asthma, pain or op- the United States. Send for circular pression of the Chest, and all pulmonary ' and testimonials of germine tures. Geo. affections. i1 loosens the phlegm and I Rhynas, Goderich. , 301 breaks up the cough. Sold everywhere Beautiful Hair is one of the most sink - in large lg satins at LOsts. ling and pleasing of characteristies and For male by 0..,..Rhynes.- lean costly be obtained by the use of the Thete is no desist elate It, that Dr. V Alt Bt -axe's 1Ctywsr erne is tis . ('u known remedy that science hoe bet&w ei upon mankind that will ptoeltittelya� rote kidney diseases. Ask year ,ie riataie1 Sold ry J. Willson Goderich. Theikoweesio bee eh. . we that tied mil Bowels may he kept in a perfectly healthy -Ziatii t --4,0111/0b. of dines wards i vi„ eeiaa MR Of 'With tele use of Dr. oris:` i'•itis Droiop i • alone Stota- with Billowier* icxrt If so., Carter's Little Liver )Dare free from Stom- ach, is remedy and he mi� For sale I. 011 crude and irritating• Matter. Con- ti; i1 tk ngtli to tis large Dottie. at AO ct., reignited rrred$eino only ;wary small; eery For male Ay Gen. Rhyne,. eta, lin take; no pain; Wiping no purging. A t.Bie (iota ittiiht te„r►M- *eon he a of roughs, The Chicano. gwrlrrlgtar �t �"i'r� chased itp j{gaa-s,eet, an stabbierl Qin slime Hair Renewer. Oehl at ;,0eenta bonnie by James Wilsrm. 2tn reents. -A name well known in Section with the Hair Renewer,which res grey hair to its Mani color by dew weeks use. Sold et 60 cents per Ile by James Wilson. 4m Hr. J. R. Seymour, Druggist, St. Catherine*, writes that be beds an erer- itveraeoinv oda for liurdnek Blood Bit - and ails that he can, without hesi- resis�d it. .Berdoc c Bic ei is the gr.nd m itis fur ali dis- t! the Blond. Lir'iltad Kidneys Y doll - illustrated Winnipeg( lett' •l,.hn Walker. late last ilailratd treaty hs. )c s ladof an1 in the hack ash. was enacting hie ilhiatrsted treatise, 'Tire Heart . f the S ern house. Continent," describing the wonderful tt asses 444 my. growth of the six Great States. on- I K • o�wroot het noticing the liberal is svrngifall� sad nelee i Ill made l e all int slid* and austere Rravinggs od ► nicest sale'rii Ns /a r 1 ot y for eon - with acs stirdiag *talk a area and rotes toy Dr. [hag's Sew Discovery with tarn tbooetelat hostage ItiemPil • s nnf)tn.ri. Tots erre re/pirated to call at Wilsons drug store. acid get a Trial Hot- lree of hist, if yogi are 'offering with Severe Coughs. Colds, Asthma, prewohiti., Bay Fever, Loos of Voice. Hnsrvennea, or It ill election of able Throat ni l,•.nqi ely eing teas IM Will receive a copy by return await, by g to remora Lowell, General relleaseingern Awed. CMeseta Illinois iltt It will y to invest nue-twentdsek of a cewt 55* 's Orates* But tet Bettor if it will sad from the eRafter to v eel& to ,be selling price .4 dist SUBSCRIBE TAE SIGNAL FRI0,11 N. I', P111 tbe isi 0! Jaililary Fell ONLY 25 Cls. Now is the time to Enbecribe for a Wide Nmsppr. The Enron Signal Will be sent to any address from now Till Jan. lst,1884 1 ;I: $1_5O_ Thus giving you the balance of 1882 for nothnrst- Phe S!iia1 and Giobo FROM NOW Till Jan. lat,1884 $2.25 Subscribe Now! Arid RMt tea' Mwreiit of the oar, CHEAP •GROCERIESI� JJ :N -w- Begs Begs to announce to the people of God rice and blas section o Huruu, that he ha perch", d Iron Mt. A. Philips is stock of Groceries, etc., and will continue the busnsess it. the old stead, on floe Corner of Victoria and Brace Streets. Having bought this goods for ash, and as 1 intend W make all toy purchases from whol*uselo even for cash also, I will be in a position to sell at Very Low Prices for Caah My stock will always be fresh. I will keep the beat brands uf, teas, good su ars, and everything in the grocery line front the beat producers. Bacon, Spiced eats etc. , always on hand in season. I alas determined to please, both int}quality and price • 'Call at the stand, Victoria street, opp.rite the Fair Ground, near D. K. Goderich, March Dth, Strachan's machine shop. _ 1882. Extensive Premises and Sp'endid New Stock. G_ AIR, R'Y CABINET MAKER AND 'UNDERTAKER :r t s. Hamilton Street, Goderich. .t. good reaorlmeet of Kitt heu, Ned-rooei, Dining Doom and'1'arlor Furniture, such as Ta n udes, Chant. thatr, cane and wood seated,. t'uptwar•ds, Beal -steads, Mattresses. % aeh-etan in Lounges, Sofas. What -Nota, looking (Hassel. N. IL -A complete casortment of ('ufnns and Shrouds always on handialao Ilrarece for h at reasonable rate . Picture Framing' a apecialty.—A call solicited. l: l r, BOOTS&SHOES: 11 a own.rg , Ila t announce to the Public that they have ',pence, 1 rsiness ni themil•ove Stro in the store lately occupied by Horace Newt. n. Has m:g pun•hi teal a large ane a - well aesoi ted stock of Spring and Summer Goode at close figures, we are .ttter.uined - QUICK SALES & SIIALLItFR °FITS eWILL PE OUR MOTTO j-PPleaxe call and examine our grads before purchasing eltewhers. o tet -Remember the place, lei t doe t to .1. W ilaon's Drug Stere ree•Cuatom week will receive our special ntteutiou. ,ra"Noue but the best of material used anal tirst-Clare wr,rknlen employed. .tom -Repairing neatly done on the shortest nctice. Go/fetich, March 9, 1882. DOWNING & WEDUP .. n srsan'' Te. e Ft lead. A file i t i s meet is a friend indeed. Ho _ T:.ia wait, l«Wit d• Uy, espet hilly when as - i ltSlictei di terse, ;mare `L:ttcul:riy,i•ren' it cure-.' . 1 7t� VOR Ho those Coin ,.a ins anti e e ti.11esst. a Se. C.,tet-. urns to our (entitle population. 1.' . -' t' Iwoman should know that ii':iec: tie I:i' - Wes are w,mml.e'1 Haute 1,ieu1. :.tool s,1 i pi,aitively rest. .Le I.._c t.t 11ealtla. , t when all .Ether rew'•tlie• fail. A , trial always prov;a our aawistiolt . are pleasant to the taste, and glee ,, .: fifty cents a brittle. Send by'Ja•nnet Wil - &•e. .2) Le en tl p 1 1 A Vexed e'leetungaw. • 'v to atience'of Job would te- come exhttt:sted were he a preacher and cl�,lean.t it ti to nattiest - his aur ienc.• w o.' ilea wale keeping up an inceeo..t nee, !,b.g..rtlaking it imp eseitde for him t:, I ., I.e•.t. ). Yet, how very eaey can all I 1 1 a by simply rnatert t ly using !h The Great Western ll.i.w:.i .vill run their excursions to M :,'. 1 ; : a. and DAKDAKOTADAKOTA polls anise '1 d June every two weeks, ae,lnt1..•1 • , TOES - DAY May, 2nd. Fares Reduced. For affirmation, tickets, etc., apply t GEO. B. JOHNSTON • Special Agent Brest %V -sten. Hallway (lo deritla, (hit Goderich. April. 211, 1•2 1835. i u, es\\I li 1 V , ...f 1 few. Discovery fob' t7.,net..ilptlote, 1 aw..-+�1M, 12; , - ) . >..i .pllateade,a. rr;b••ae'b•- • .malwl..., 0 X 11141.•.1.t•e'ti'' Ili • • 1 . fr-t --riot•.. - 1.11/I1.1' .••1 1. WY at GERMAiu /I�'✓h &h'�;1(i,� firs to acquaint the 5, 1 '- • f Cwit rel vicinity. that she Iv 11,e .h0winat Sprhi and Summer Millinery At her •hop, ilamilton SIreci. in rent an be•uttiful variety. db.. has aired the ser rk,, o.ra city milliner, and r.•. l • as.ur.-d alta she ran Rive TSIFACTI0 IN !Writ 1l.'• 1 :snare. r rant: p:`'wan,n c , e 1 • • • • ...• eowaeiaivsoaused by ex..ea+. ..t a•. Seminal Weaknrmn, and at:.ti-rare- t: •'....- low as n sequence of Self -A bpi.n . so ot'..; . ; ' •.- erKy• dose of memory. rat Icon el la+rl a 'e. i tl ra k dimness.; of .:+i�,e 111-10.*I AN M - •, K E. pain '1 'e ' '' torr old age. and mammy other die•:11•e4, 5. 1! ' ' i ..•n to la• myon d cab a visit from lead to insanity or cunsumttion and a lira. at.Ou,, an.' the lao'ies gen, rally. titre {eras -e. 14'4'11 for el •. nen •. will,,mitral-a, 1' tart 1,1114" . 1 ICK. tun e, tl•rlvvl . '•.ttelt :r - ,,.. a ••c•• box..:r six 1 - :e.• $.i be. nl•1. . .• .+ •r• 1"• w r.^ • '.• m, nine. •1-t 10' l:• recoil•• of p• .. r, by odd ret' -t .1. t'tis:NF:i. t, - ass :^.•Itlfi,l - 11 0 OEC.. 1 tit vs e ` dole Ai:. 1: f. r (lottcri.h. MEI MAINS WORM POWDERS. Are rlcaasnt to take. Contain their own Primitive. 14 a safe, Imre, and effectual destroyer of worm. in Children or Adults. WILL CURE OR RELIEVE BILIOUSNESS, OROP81Fgae DYSPEPSIA, IN.IOESTIOW, FLNTTEMNtO JAUNDICE. OE TME HEART. ER5104LA9, AOINTP OF SALT RHEUM, THE STOMACH, HEARTBURN, DRYNESS HEAOALINE. �ass�I> F THEE iKiN, i...r A se `VEI5, a IpOtl[T� • aTOlopb 41x0\ OOO stoat eat T. 1IIUURN & LO., 'Morro. HALL'S ATARRH • SentallninnilinnanlInnimi iv Recommended he Pr. ralebrna. GUI.} Catarrh �of the hh��Nasal Cavity Care* and Ulcera L'NTERNALLY far,Lyeacts DIRECTLY b spoienl the4 Blind and Muc'aI Sarfacos sr it. System. 1t hh tate l.erl food P fine In the WJWlit, a l ! u wn•th All that li ch rose's Ar It. for THAI al in.. Tel . ONLY INTERNAL CII* fOR CATARR 1-r rY Mr. H tttrtl•:T .Rey Wa 3br E13 :e: lay ,t:; ).' $foo IStan.uw sot^:ri ' WRL.n.ANO, 11ea., March lir Ite4r ..a'.{: dew w44 trol.'lel with for Lwo Se .re -n 1 w....' . , - ; Lrn+At the 111.1 .if 'If.. t C.1...•• e•' ESL 1 le about enrol. SY. T. if' to tYrrt.Avn, 10tr., Mar -h to. 1 thaws naiad "Hall's C oarit C.rr...' ...Id ins from n the Snot results I derive.) fr.0gii Uuttle, bell -Se t win Orr' the Inert eta -Ree of .:atearrh 1f I11 a'.a Iw e.,n'Inued resa.aaable length of thou. W, 11. N1iLt.ltKS, t{'a Lr..`e::.Yr)n•., Mot/4.h Si, 1� F..1 stars., '1'-I 1•.. Il. °eats. -Haar 2n11 il.•t. t• tank' are for tARt Tsar. &.d 1t eve. elattra-a'Id.stion T. '•••s r.e. U. a' Hel;tt*ON.1) Hall's Catarrh C • •old hT all whales ,M and It .talc Pro and r/eaawa la Patent Y •,**.,hent to tae 1-011..l 15.4.' and CAs da. PH GC Centx a Mottle. S'5.tm a The only s utJotxyt'h.(Y•wwe efse**" d by .44 st>rlleware of Im1ta• nR, ]iTgtMJ for the Ila yr',-