HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron Signal, 1882-11-17, Page 7THE HURON SIGNAL, FRdDAY. NOV. 17, IK82.
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An «liter whu mjaa told that his last
at tide was as clear as row l,said--"Well,
that p.vers the gr'onad, all (SLOW .`
• otlyd kis
Parson Junes bd just cem of
long d' unwtne benedictionheti berm
a proDoalld. 11:0a 11611 11011111111gaitlinn was
dtspirals. field Dewey Brown, • great
admirer of the parson : "A fine sermon.
slid well ti at�d Wu." "Yes replied
"It Mas certainly wtlll•tiwtd.
Fogg. �iAA
About heft th a,t,gregasltlweuh their
was
watches out mast f(
the talking."
A mate, editor meet to see the play
of '‘Rilleakeir the utter everting, and
when Barrett rendered the lines-
-la she beads or men entirely kreat
Tbs pas le reireter than I be sword.
the penvilaeial journalist arose, bowed
profoundly and ezclaitnu 1, "Uh, theuk
uu, sir, thank you."
.Fa hi .ns's Fancies.
The
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II.• ,.,.,u r.i •••,,, -..
Vit., hi A'11 11. . t
•
pe r sus•.I.g other of , ten.
11 •io els her{aridly Is 4i.• the crown of
DSO ulll..r, fhe heti. Id au..thrr.
!'techs ',tray an 1 electric 'due is an
solitaire; O•mUulatt..is f..r wIlhuary.
1t,atoy te.l s jl.t 1...u'. Ilea drseasiest
saapu.e,
1.111' huts 11 "t. a '1 either 0.a.
1 be serest shill• .A Islay Idles taker
lite Siam- .If II IY hr -.'f • Fhnpe hi... .
I'I...,I r.h1..•1. a.t11 .dt • II.tu ripped
b:wk■ appear .01 :cult' ares) boomers.
1'naah x11.1 14o14:11 cups sill he
much w.,sis 1., •..-.1 ..11.1 ..CII....! girls.
• ,its .p_
Ali ,r . o•uni f,o.1' cdo(,s the brims of
"I'a•e lost a patient," slid s d.retor, I tr, ••., •I ...11.10.• lith rle.tr amber
sitting down W a boarding house dimes'. !..a 1..
tablewith a frown on his face as dark ,tr..wlwrry root iu wyersl shades makes
an! admired Clanbirlatioll for evening
drew
as a gunpowder poultice. "I ass sorry to
bear It. Man or woman 7" asked tole of
the boarders. "Man." "When did he
die 7" 'Die, hang him, he's not dews.
He stopped taking my medicine, got
well, and ran away without paying the
bill."
Years ago there was a pauper who was
alatya on the point of committing sui-
cide, much to the annoyanceof all tshee
people who had anything to
him. Finally the medical attendant of
the work -house invited him to drive in-
to town one day, and on the way the
pauper remarked : "Doctor, please give
me a few pence to buy some arsenic ; I
want to make an end of myself." Then
the doctor replied � T6
"at I the
e reason
why I asked youaputd
ake
you down to my surgery aacidyoura
couple of drops of a certainon
tongue. It will kill you in lees than half
a minute, and I shall tell the people that
you died in -a fit. Then the parish will
bury Jou in good style. The peeper
waited to hear no more, but jumped from
the trrp and boltedbackto the poorhouse..
His lips were sealed forever after on the
subject of suicide.
A lady who presides .•ter a medical
.lisjensary for woman in ludic, says,
"Not one woman in s. thousand in that
country knows her age." It is slightly
different in this country. Here women
always know their age until they are
about 25 years old. After reaching that
point their memory becomes defective,
and they forget the year they were born.
Rscsfrr ma A Tarr'.ss-Take the
vine of a runabout and •the root of a'
nimble tonvue of each six handfuls, 15
oz of ambition and the same quantity of
nonsense, bruise them together is s mor-
tar of misapprehension, boil them over
the fire of wildsunniseuntil you perceive
a scum of falsehood rising on the top,
then strain through a strainer of misin-
struction, then put it in s bottle of
malignity, then cork it with a cork of
envy, tten suck s glass of it through a
quill of malevolenoe and you will be pre-
pared to speak all manner of evil without
regard to man. persou or character.
DIDN'T CART ion LLAD.-Some of the
old maids of St' Thomas have threatened
to take the editor of the St. Thomas
Journal to task. The Scribe makes him-
self "understood" in the following para-
graph -tilt any tensatesrank has s ,pito
at the Journal, she [trey come in and kin
the whole staff, or as many as cannot es -
ape, and if not satisfied cin finish upon
the boniness manager, booet -ukeer O w
mre-
an and compositors,cumatanties do we wish to be shot. We
hone we make ourselves understood."
11 .use wrappers and Woruiug meth -
vette take the form ..f Japaursc a:id Turk-
ish notes.
Plaids are worn by women a ho effect
English styles; they ate not geuerally
becoming.
The wearing of nal and green together
is relived, but both eiders must le, in
subdued tone&
Pcnipadour designs Sud stripes appear
in the new eveuin1 +elks niteuded forthe
dressiest toilets.
Itasp.berry-and-creast c.•lor rivals
strawberry as a popular color for millin-
ery and evening dreee. -
Fisx gray wool dresses, worn With pale
pink trimmings. is the latest fancy m-
troduoed by Sara 13ertihardt.
Leve erucic.
Blue and red cloth pelisses, with
shoulder capes, are the favorite wraps
for little people, both boys and girls.
Full lace jabots, reaching from the
neck to the point of the hudlco, will be
worn with dressy indoor costumes.
The bouffant tuucnure draperies as
now worn, give all women very unsym-
metrical and even ludicrous figures.
The latest fancy for neck lingerie is to
unite several colors in the ribbon bow
that mingle with the laces at the throat.
The fancy work of the moment is thb
crocheting of ficelle-colored twine or un-
bleached cotton into collars and cuffs for
dresses.
Dressy cloth suits are tailor finished,
and then. made effective with handsome
soutache embroideries and artistic cr•.ch
et button*.
Ficeile lace is more worn on the other
side than in New York.. There it is
combined with all kinds of laces, black,
white, and colored.
Plaids of all kinds, sombre, gay. and
aesthetic colon, are worn for skirts with
jackets of solid -colored plush, silk, cleth,
or novelty goods.
It Is not unusual to see a Delhi or
camel's hair shawl utilized as part of the
underskirt of a dressy carriage costume.
This is a Parisian fancy.
Small boys are given the white pique
suite for the warm days of fall, over
which .1s wore a red cloth satirist and a
red fes or Tam o'Shanter cap.
Velours ottoman is the novelty for
bride's dresses, its repped texture form-
ing either tho entire dress, or else the
train and side robes or panic' r, looped
back from a satin heed -embroidered or
brocaded front breadth.
A favourite trimming for black velve
bonnets consist of a black lace sgarfr
which does double duty as crown drap-
ery and strings and also affords a setting
for tha tuft of strings,
tips which adorns
one sfde of the bonnet.
Cashmere remains the popular mate-
rial for costumes intended to do doable
duty as utility suits and demi-toilets.
Such costumes are made dressy with ac-
cessories, Dollars, cuffs, revers, side
robes,aud plastrons of moire, satin or
velvet.
That woman is wise who choses fo
her p artner in life a man who desires to
find his home a place sf rest.
It is the man with many interests,
with engrossing occupations, with plenty
.4 people to fight, with a straggle to
maintain against the world, who is really
the domestic man, in the wife's sense ;
who enjoys home, who is tempted to
make a friend of his wife, who relishes
prattle, who feel' in the home circle,
where nu: ody is above him and nobody
unsympathetic with him, as if he were
in a haven of oase and reparation
The drswhack ,f home -life, ita con-
tained possibilities of insipidity, s:.I.t•C-
ness, and consequent wearynesa, is nev-
er present, in such a man. He no more
tires of his wiie than of his own happy
moods. He is no more plagued with his
children than with his lighter thoughts.
All the monotony and weariness sf
life he anccunters outside.
Itis the -pleasant laving In tn4R.he ober
ry eompaninn, who requires constant ex-
citement, thet finds home life unendur-
able. He soon grows weary .1 it, and.
considers everything so very tame, and
so like flat beet, that it is irttp..tuible
for him, not only to be happy, het to
feel that 1.e is less unhappy there than
Naw is tet old 'ni as 1'sweleease TI.eter.
"Rh.- tile." says Mr. A. McFsul,
proprietor of the City Hotel, Kinestoc,
'use i t Lind its own pretty well but
'the d It , t'Iat h.,re are o er.' St.Jaenhs
Oil. tin+ tlrent (lerman Remedy has r.m-
nit.•tely con peered the rheumatism, and
no man a •ed suffer from it no longer. I
had it holly until a short time ago. but T
used St..T.tnobs Oil and was cored, and
so can ally one bo cured in a similar
manner.'
Thr l'ack's Awawa=*datts* Layer.
When a certain family on tie Bush
farm t.' k a new co..k last month it was
ttpecifjcallj stated and tally understood
that elle Sas not to have any men hang-
ing armnnl the kitchen. Stir held to
the agreement three er four nights, and
thew the family discovered that she had
a bean. He carne regularly every eight
after that, and three or four nights ego
the colonel was at the back gate waiting
elsewhere. for hien. When the young man appear -
We do -nut mesa that the domestic ed the colonel threw a whole iceberg in -
man, %n the w ife'a sere, will be Mways to his tonesas he ingsired :
at home. "Well. sir, do you cuwe liete to
The man always at home has not half @Pari " was the calm reply.
the chance of the man whose duty is out- 'hit 1 did,"
, are Jou
way. aa
Bide )t(((ine r metiertehe inter
6 / i�F
•
with 1" -
The point at the wife is, that he „blwrah ask."
shr.uld like home when he is there ; and "Oh, T didn't know but you loved one
that likin a contend, belongs, first of of m 1111 did
■ err, ' aneered'tlltt a,l�•nel:
es to sli sane notate
Orono, end t. * ► '' ,,'i, J ikl't a pie sw4,.'.4 dote .use;
e.�aRsd, 111'1 non t�la`Ie icy toe • d
Ili lie a toted to rodctl a 'udder' ideas
easy minded Iran. I`tatuniey Review.
"but the thing hasn't gone Bo far with
Sarah but what I might break off in ewe
The will of the late Mary M Perkins
of a.siou reeds : --'eI leave to m hue- you had s..mething letter up stairs for
band. "tom, me*** Fozra ti. P • a
tatrtti..1
UMiaghllknsiid°ma4°°ertF>rrtmh a 't s�nrk cher! - Any morel
John Hardy, from whom she snppnned but the ookwlal won't get over being
herself diyMlcett the p perry, pee l for errors' weeks yet.
kine, no:r claims the property, en the
cued Neat Wires belay/RA husioadtt.l
",ye
�r arrattM..-A wet kn.,wn a
ilio 11i1'rrl't's► t+►rteeeolatt+t Melvin�{- )wind
frwudolent. 'j•p,tt�� vtipt _decided ^nne''fion with the Hair Re»evert wlriei►
that the estate .+l» I,d Adviddd be -1 stormcooter
s erey hair to its natural by
tween the two men. anti the case in he- tA few attle by ks nee. smee WSold at ?n
...roots pee
fore the V ,mime ironer .•n attest
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'CHEAP GROCERIES I
IDEAS SWIFTI
Segs to announce to the people of Clodenth and this section of Huron, that he ha
pour ha d from Mr. A. Phillipa kis stink of Groceries, etc., and will
continue the business in the old stand, us the
Corner of Victoria and Bri ioe Streets.
Raring bought the goods for nosh, and aa 1 imbued to make all my purchases from
wholesale men for cash also, I will be in a position to sell at
Very Low Prions for Cash
My stock will always be fresh. 1 will keep the beat brands of teas, good sugars,
and everything in the grocery has from the hest producers. Bacon, Spiced Meats
etc.,alwayys on band is season. I am determined to please, both iopuality and price
jitia-Call at the stand, Victoria street, opposite the Fair Ground, neer D. K.
BtGoderich, March nth, 1882. S WIFMmachine ,bop.
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Extensive Premises and Splendid New Stock.
C4-_ B A R R Y
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CABINET
CABINET - :1 11 AND IINBERTAKER se
Hamilton Street, Goderich. D_
A guod ue...ruuel.t of Sit. ben. Std -room, 1lin!ne froom and Fartor Furniture. But h as Ta
hies. Chan. (hair, ca . and wood seated., Cupboards, Bed -steads, Mattresses. Wash -scan
Lounges, Sufu■. What -Not.. Looking
N. B.- A complete assortment of Cortina and Shrouds always on har.dialao liver -sea for h
at reasonable rate .
Picture Framing a srectalty•-A t all s.:l.cited.
BOOTS&SHOES
=OVT1Z1.n1
B • t announce to the Public that thry hair opened b11ineas in the above Strew a
I the ..torn lately occupied by Horace 'Newton. Having purchaacd a Targe and
.ell a.+e reed stock of Spring and Sunnos r Goods at close figures, et. are determined
to give the Public the benefit.
i.
CUICK SALES & HALL ' OFITS WILL B OUR "OTTO
ire -Plea cell and examine our goods lefere purchasing elsewhere. i
j
Per-Remelnber the place, next dost to J. \\ 1•sun's Drug Store. ,
anr•Custoni work will receive our special attention.
ra'None but the lest of mittens' used and first -close workmen employed. t
Mr -Repairing neatly done 00 the shortest notice.
Gleterich, March b. 11382. DOWNING & WE DU P
Mr. Jas. Fulton, of Walton, has sold
his pn.perty there. He intends keeping
hetet iu Winthrop•, and will commence
'bout the 1st of November. las the mean
in, the hotel is being fitted up for him.
Mr.tFulton will make a genial a nd obli-
ging host.
Tree is Her Treat.
Too much cannot be said of the ever
faithful wife and they, cnnstautly
watching and oaring for her dear ones,
never neglecting a single duty in their
behalf. When they are asaaiTed by dis-
ease, and tl.e system shout$ have a
thorough cleansing, the stomach and
b..wels regulated, bb,otl purified. and
tit,1 sial pi .)son exteruoioate,l, elle intlst
knew that Electric Bitters are the only
sure remedy. They are the hest and
purest ,nediciue in tar world and only
coat fifty cents. Sok! !.t .7. Wilson. E4]
•s tndltutrtrnveN
�`: j ttsitr robbed
r (et1111.1• lives
/t l..ufi'�• hapyt•lesv
1 health rostomd
RRR iii/// by(hen.00fthetrrent
GERMAN INVIGORATOR
1-10 ! FOR IMO I
Inlet 1. p.4a1'Ively and prnnanl•1 y muses rias•
Potency' tensed by evictors "l any kind 1
sesslaal vicakaera, I.net all di,.ea.t•e that fel-
low asa segucncc of St!f-:\bm:v, as loos of en-
ergy, hew of memory, er.iversal lassitude.
pain In ins .tack. dimneas of vision. prema-
ture old ageand many other diseases that
lead. to 11x4:, t' or consumption and a hrcma-
tINe lineave.
Bend for ei:: Mars with SCSI ('00045,4 free by
mall. The 1%TIte*ATOt is sold at ill per
box, or six boxes for nut by all drufnriats. or
Alli be neva tree my mail, se. •.trely I:esied. nn
re(eipt of price. by addressing.
F..). 1.11ENR'Y. 1'rll rti„'.
187 Summit ht.. rt-).:'hin
r'.•:e Agent for Godcrt•'
KEY TO HEALTH.
Unlocks all the clogged avenues of the
Bowels, Kidneys and Liver. carrying
off gradually without weakening the system,
all :he impurities and foul humors of the
secretions ; at the same time
Acidity of the Stomauna4ach.
hensneaa, Dyape
sineous. Heart tti. Constipation.
Dryness of the Skin. Dropsy Dim -
of Vision•Janndice. Salt Ehenm
Dim-
of
Scrofula. Fluttering of
liiart, Nervousness and General
ty; all these and many other simi-
lar Complaints yield to the ha y inthienre
of BURDOOS BLOOD B •
Sample Bottles 10c ;Regular size $1.
For sale by all dealers.
T. ■IIaiu • CO. lweprtsttees, T*YouNt
;AANIT0Bit
The Great Western 'Railway will run
their excursions t•• MANITOBA and
DAKOTA points during May and June
every two weeks, commencing TUES-
DAY May, 2nd. 1881.
Fares Reduced.
For uferntatien, tickets, etc., apply t
GEO. B. JOHNSTON.
Special Agent Great 1Veetern hallway
Goderich.Ont
Ooderizh. April. LR, 1)442.• - 1835.
NRS. \VAR
OCK
Begs to acquaint the ladies of )oderieli
vletnity. that she is now showing.
Sprig Slimmer Millinery
At her shop. Hamilton Street, in great and
brsutitul variety. She halt secured the ser-
vices ofn city milliner, and tools assured that
she can give
SATSIFAC T I ON
IN ROTH ,
STYLE AND MAKE.
sacho es to be favored with a visit frum her
patrons. and the ladles generally.
\IBS. WARNOC'K.
HALL'S
ATARRH URE
is Recommended by Pkv'slefsna.
CUn,MS
Catarrh of the Nasal Cgvity Cnronic and llkerattvap
Catarrhf ��he Ear. Eye or Thrnat. It is takM
INTERNALLY, and! acts DIRECTLY upon
the Mood and Luso Surfacer et the
System. it is the seat Wool Fernier
in the WORLD, and l worth ALL
that h charged for IL for
THAT assns.
T11
ONLY MIME. CU3E [OR CATARRH
car IN THY: a1.tltl4Y•T
100 ?sea $51:13.W.; ts7
qt?not $ 00
�J GJina�%
wazatien, inns, harsh b, �
My litt a s.g ,t -r erns trot' e t whir Oatarrh
roeMO y.ars, .n 1 was rare a• roe b••nellltad by
the use of ' 1t4.1.1 Uatarru a burr" She IB now
about eared.
Wle. T. H > Yaa.
dt.t.Axn, Out., Marsh tall,
l•,
[baro u'N4 " H►ll'e C itsrrb Cmw," an 1 judo.
14 f.r.n, the a'+e•t remits 1 ds 4v.4 fro,n me
.,,ttI.. believe 11 wi.l ei.r., thn mutt stubborn'
• 50 of catarrh if 11. nu be non'In',s-I for a
r. smoothie length o1 to
tY, 11. 1131.1.511111.
11'at.t.aan. that, Marisa s>. Haft
i. J.CwevarRC•s,T••1•dld• n.
Gents. -Hate amid I1.11's Catarrh cue,* ler she
st )ear, awl 11 giro. rutin. se. ttdSehou
Y'w,rs IrelY,
Il.
V. HODSON, i>rsagtsk
Hall's Catarrh Cure
' Nola by all Wbo,les,le ant Retail Drnadeb
sad Dealer. In Patent Y..•11eMnsIs
the CrJMd .,t.tes and Comm/.
cents a "Mlle. KW a Dos.
Curse Cholera,Cholera Morbus. Dy- ' rpt gym male* v, Catarrh
i *nhoC Curs is saws-
watery,
watery, Cramps, Colic, Sea Sick- QP., of ,m,wttowa
nese and Sumpter Complaint ; also 1 >Mtel.a a. ere octans trade by
! Cholera Infantum, and all Com- 1 IA w. HOBSON, W
l plaints peculiar to children teeth-
int. and will be found equally
Ibeneficial for adults or children.
FOR SALE BY ALL ORUCCISTS.
T. MILBURN & 00.,
,, ♦.ors• Tpeeve t s
sIland. Ont.
GEORGE RHYNAS,
Sole Agent, t3uderielt.
.) -113. WILT. PAY Font TUE STEN \
goat* a free int the halano•eof t
-�.bset'Trr► t'hsee seal wet hall benetwae t111s
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