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I'm r4.R>Hvl think of it,
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flare. sew. a down and talk to .be
lasteM etfflii*Liai ss ;
Oma cannot to lust whoa they w ould
I'd U.S to late you know.%
1 dost tenor, lee love me mace.
I do not, on my life ;
But if I really thought you did
Well- yes : I'd be your wife.
THE BUNS'LOWER.
is Value far ail, as a V bsiflege sad as as
eemaa ems.
TiN HURON SIGNAL.' •: `aY. St )r. 49, 1882.
The e'•tMt111getete/ Mei
Now amd then o chron
frees tea Illlstes ttniit
starring es a rest anti
that the pert: t'7T of
out unlimiteinn
"wry de
bully detasl
i aductor tits tide
rod, tsarinas from Fargo 1p Riaaork.
"AS Jatssitown," eourtwousty replied
the ooadhMpr,
"Get there at midnight, 1 suppose"
grunted tbelpasssnger.
"At 12: answered the goaductur.
"Can't yuu stop sou ewhere and let
ILO get a crackerr'
Not very well, sir. Thetis are no op-
poetunitiw between Isere anu Jim -
town. "
Finding himself treated iu such a
geatlentauly fashion, the .twienst turned
louse and cursed the road from St. Paul
to Glendine Creek, and after tiuishing
his dinner he took in the Duluth branch
and wound up with the offioen and
trainmen, consigning the whole business
to bitterness and wrath eternal The
conductor tried to pacify him, but his
exertions only stimulated the volume of
abuse until the train stopped at lila-
mark
awmark
"Ca, I see you a moment r' asked the
conductor, taking the tourist by the el-
bow and leading him to the quadrangle
back of the Sheridan I3oate-
"You don't seem to tl.Aderstand this
railroad system. Now, hare's Duluth !"
and he sponged the tourist in the left
eye. "And here's St. Peal!" planting
his fiat in the ether optic with terrible
force. "The two lines meet here at
Brainart!" which he mapped out on the
bridge of the passenger a ase. "Then
the trunk line rune along to Jiintown
where you will get your dinner 1" and
he brought his a terrific one on the
mouth. "From there to Bumark is
only a short run!" planting a crusher on
the victim's chin "and there you are!"
landing him in a mud pubble, doubled
up like a stomach ache, and howling for
mercy. "You will notice that the vigil-
ant officialiriirgittarefully scanning all
Medi Ilse NM Wlw.
Over one seat to ret along -
termer sad nailed
the wheat in this section
y A•dhnt. id:. `1� �dkt imps to
get tate old keys silk dress two sad, but
et a wheel '%s led out so poorly that 1 can't
ih dolt."
"illi4 pretty good r
"Nothing extra. I was rug w get
the old woman a sew cloak this fall, bet
she'll have to wear the old ore An..ther
year I goers."
"Oats look fair?"
"Well they won't begin to hold out
My crop will fall sheet over a hundred
bushels. 1 was going to scud the old
woman on a tint to York state this fall,
but 1 guess she'll have to stay at
home."
"But potatoes are oert.einly a big
trop 1"
"Yes, potatoes are a big yield, and
that will cut the price down t e two 'shil-
lings a boatel. I was going to let the
old woman get a set of false teeth this
fall, but the way things look sow rather
goes to show that she'll have to gum
along until next year."
Since the suuflower has become fash-
ionable, people have taken to cultivating
it. As they want some other excuse
than eeetheticism therefor, they will no
doubt be pleased to learn something of
the practical utitity of the flower. The
blossoms will feed the bees and its seeds
are the most excellent food for poul-
try in winter on account of the oil they
coatain,while the leaves are said to make
good fodder, if dried in the sun, cut up
fine and mixed with bran, for mach
cows. Iu England large quantities of
sunflowers are raised solely for the pur-
pose of feeding stock and hens.
In Russia the sunflower is extensively
cultivated for the oil the seeds contain.
The oil is palatable, clear and flavorless,
and it is used fur aduterating olive oil,
being exported from St. Petereburlt to
to the shores of the Mediterranean Sea.
Next to poppy -seen oil, sunflower oil
burns the clearest and longest, so that
the peasants apply it to household pur-
poses. From the stalks of the plants
they make a good quality of potash, and
the residue of the seeds, after the old is
extracted, is made into oil cake for feed-
ing the stock. Sheep, pigs, rabbits and
all sorts of poultry will also fatten rapid-
ly upon the oil coke, and will eat the
seeds with as good a relish as they eat
corn.
The sunflower will grow anywhere,aud
it is an excellent plant to absorb bad air points of the road!; and he mantled up
and prevent malarial diaeaaea. It should, and down his prostrate student, who
therefore, be planted about pig pens, was now yelling for help.
barn yards and hen roosts, and serve a
double purpose. The seeds should be
planted twelve inches apart, and when
ten or twelve inches high earth then[ up
like corn hills, and they will ask no
further attention at your hands. Each
plant will produce at the lowest estimate
one thousand seeds. The centre flower
often produces that amount, and the
lateral flowers several hundred. Six
pounds of seed will plant an acre, and it
can be planted after the crop of early
potatoes has been harvested.
The oil extracted from the seeds is
most excellent for making the nicest
kindb of toilet soap, and if the stalks are
treated like flax they will produce a
Delays are dangerous, particularly io
Eiduey Disusels. au take at untie Dr.
Vasl vaaN'a KIIHI$Y Ct'&A and obtain
1411401 from all your suffering's. Your
tat keeps it. Jas. Wil.on, Gear
Yen
litmiLsWea RrAgeamt PO use talaxs-
11 44t Aohaut a tear, ftfiPant
•$ W . ;•, tIeed some
mid•
de is•t/
u order of the Beek so
Ie.IMtie reme as to be awarded him
4 $k.
way of additional honor EPOS a
peerage. This, if given, will have to be
aotxwpauted by a large grant of mosey
and • pension, if the diguity is to be sus-
tained in the manger traditionally deem-
ed befitting, and all the more so in view
of the queen's well-known dislike of
creating a poor man a peer. Welling-
ton's ppaetnmooy was probably at most
$30,000, bet be received greats ut $3,-
600,000 fro,. parliament. Nelson began
life poorer still, and the grants that he
and family received amounted in all to
about one-fourth of those given to Wel-
lington. Several of the other naval and
military peers of lesser fame than these,
but nevertheless of very high distinc-
tion, received pensions fur themselves
and two suocresurs; others --as in the
case of Lord Exmouth, the hero of Al-
giers- -perpetual pensions. It is, not
likely that such grants as those made to
Wellington will ever be made again.
The put military peer was Sir William
Mansfieta,'Lord Landhurst In his ase,
too, thele was • lack of'adetluatemeansto
support the dignity.
"Whi a the matter, Jitn?" inquired a
friend, whose attention had been attract-
ed by the controversy.
"Showing a bloke the advantage of
our railroads over the Eastern Auttit,"
replied the conductor. "They never ex-
plain things where he lives, and I'm fix-
ing it for him so he won't feel like
grumbling another time he travels over
our line. Wait till I point out the dif-
ference between the school sections and
the railroad grant !"
But the tourist had eeled out of the
puddle and gained the office of I.he hotel
to the disgust of the conductor and his
friend, who were prepared to display all
silky, fine fibre, which, it is said, the the attractions of the country, rather
Chinese use to adulterate their silk roan- than see a stranger departing dissaatisfi-
uftcturee. They raise largo quantities
of sunflowers, and with them originated
the double varieties. The stalks can
also be used in manufacturing paper. In
New Mxico and acme other sections of
the Western country the sunflower grows
indigenous to the soil, and thousands of
square miles are covered with a luxuri-
ant growth of what is, it appears, a real-
ly valuablo ata;+[.
Tae tank of Esaland.
ed.
If a inan wants to be abusive in that
part of the republic, he wants to write
out his views and mail 'est to his family.
Careless expressions are very apt to pan
dieagreeab,le explanations.
what ass Old the Noticed.
I have noticed that all the mets are
honest when they are watched.
I have noticed that purses will hold
pennies as well as pounds.
I have noticed that in order io he a
"As safe as the bank of England," is oeasonable creature, it is necessary at
an assurance of safety which is never times to be downright mad.
questioned. No one never lost rffoney I have noticed that some men are so
in the Bank of England. Its notes are honest that necessity compels then[ to
goo.l all over the world, Many strung- be dishonest in the end.
ers go to see it. Only a taw persons can
go around at once, wjth 'a guide. to
one room 0..t eel that have been paid have
the corners torn .off and holes punched
in them. Over fifty thousands notes,
worth a iuiilian punds, are paid every
Ida tarso elf ssetam
BOOTS AND SHOES
In
The appetite fur strung drink in man
has spoiled the lives of more women—
ruined more hopes for them, scattered
more fortunes for them, brought more
sorrow, shame and hardships than any
other evil that lives. The ouuntry num-
bers ten, nay hundreds of thousands of
women who are widows to -day, and sit
in hopeless weeds, because their hus-
bands have been slain by strong drink.
There are hundreds of thousands of
homes scattered over the land, in which
lives of torture, going through all the
changes of suffering that he between the
extremes of fear and despair, because
whom they love, love wine better than
they do the women they have sworn to
love. Thereare women by thousands who
dread to hear at the door the step that
once thrilled them with pleasure. that
step has learned to reel under the influ-
ence of the seductive poison. There are
women groaning with pain while we
write these words, from bruises and
brutalities inflicted by husbands mad
with drin'L. There can be no exaggera-
tion in any statement in regard to the
matter, because anything worse than the
truth, and nu pen is capable of portray-
ing the truth. The sorrows and hor-
rors of a wife with a drunken husband,
of a mother with a drunken son, are as
near the realization of hell as can be
reached in this world at least. The
shame, the indignation, the sorrow, and
the sense of disgrace for herself and
children, the poverty, and not unfre-
quently the beggary, the fear and the
fact of violence, the lingering, the long
struggle and despair of countless women
with drunken husbands; are enough to
make all women curse wine and engage
unitedly to oppose it everywhere as the
wont enemy of their sex.
I have noticed that silks, broadcloths
and jewels are often bought with other
laeople's money.
I hitt e noticed that whatever is right
with a few exceptions --the left leg, the
left eye and the left side of the plum -
day and thus en! out. They are kept pudding.
five years, and if you give the number I hare noticed that the prayer of a
and date of a note, in less than three selfish man is, "Forgive us our debts,"
minutes it can be found; so that if you
paid a note you owed and :t man said
yuu did not e10 so, you could prove that I have noticed that he who thinks ev-
you had lucid it. The largest note is e-ry man a rogue is very certain to see
one thousand pounds. One hundred one when he shaves himself. and he
and twenty men are in the room where ought in mercy to his neighbor, to sur -
paid notes are clipped, and 1.200 in ail render the rascal to justice.
the bank all the notes used are print-
ed in the hank and tho 1.Tint-
ing machines keep register of every one
Here pensions are paid to crippled sold-
iers. Here gold and rilver plate—private
property ---is kt•p t Two things I heard
interested toe. "Gold is very brittle,'
said our guide. "if you throw it about
upon a counter --that is a number of
gold pieces- and then sweep it of the
the connter, you a ill find that the hag -
menta count up. We are very careful
with thorn. in the weighing noon all
the gold sueereigns that you put 1n your
pockets in the morning with other
pieces of coin, at night will nut be just
the sante. We know that and weigh
every sovereign that has once been out
of the home.. We hare sent tuxes of
gold pain by express that have tonne
hack to 04 unopened, yet the rubbing of
the gold has worn off five pounds worth.'
We mime away, agreeing that this great
bank is one .4 the word's wonders,
while he makes everybody that owes
him pay io the utmost farthing.
I have noticed that money is the f.ed s
wisdom, the knave's reputation, the
poor man's desire, the covetous man's
ambition, and the idol of all
Proclaim it far and wide that Dr. VAN
BCREN's KIDNEY CURE not only iinure-
diately relieves all kidney diseases, but
what is more important to the unfortu-
nate sufferer, will, ultimately cure him
effectually. Sold by J. Wilson, Gode-
rich. tin
At the 411tleit, R.tabaahe l Shoe Store in Tows,
]Indless Variety
ei wit she most fastidious god the most eo.roele buyer.
MY SPRING STOCK
Is now coal plow, and 1 take pleasure in tuft rn fig my sustotneeee that 54 no pr
virus'inie have I h such a
•
Dr. J. W. Fairchild of New York,says
Personally I believe in Phosphatiue; I
use it myself and in my family and prac-
tice I prescribe Phosphstine with a cnn-
fidenoe„that I can attach to other remedy,
It is safe --it is effective. For sale by
all druggist. 2m
Mr. Wm. Hanson, of South Norwick,
says: For sixteen years I suffered from
Biliousness, never had any medicine
done me any permanent good until re-
commended by our druggists. (J. Wes-
lew Fish .% C.i. , Otterville.) to try Dr
Carson's Stomach and Constipation Bit-
ters, which have done rue more good
than any medicine 1 have ever taken. I
would, with the utmost confidence, re-
commend them to alt suffering from Bil-
lionant.as, etc. Sold by all Druggists at
50 cts. a bottle.
The gt.la fe4ktwe sae.
Large & Varied Stock
As at present. I have raised the Standard of Quality and Lowered the Price unt
it is a positive fact that no such value in hot war can be got elsewhere.
Gentlemen,—I hare very much plea
sure in testifying to the efficacy of Dr.
Smith's German Worm Remedy. I
found it to operate snecesafuliy afteronly
two doses. Have tried other remedies
with the sarne child without success.
Yours truly, W. T. Hart, 128 Amherst
St, Montreal. Sold by James Wilson,
Goderich, Ont.
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treed Clergymen.
Even the patience of Job woul l be-
come exhausted were he a preacher and
endeavoring to interest his an lien a
while they were keeping up an incessant
coughing, making it impossible for hint
to be hear 1. Yet, how very easy can all
this be avoided by simply using Dr.
King's New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds. Trial Bottles given
away at Wilson's drug store.
If Catarrh has destroyed your sense of
smell and hearing, Hall's Catarrh Cure
will cure you. 7;5 cents per bottle. All
diuggiets sell it. For rale by George
Rhynas, sole agent, Goderich. 18.13-L'in
CREANEilws—To the proprietor, f any
creamery in the U. S, except in Califor-
nia, we will send one gal. of Thatcher's
Orange Butter Color, express paid, and
if it does not sin -pass anything ever used
by him he need not pay for the go•els.
H. D. Thatcher k Co.. Potsdam, N.Y.
Ite.terrd 1s e'easelete Meant'.
From Chas. E. Pearcy,ef Brooks, Me.
"From early youth I was in feeble
health, troubled withhuntor in my blued
weakness rod debility of the system gen-
erally; was unable to labor .nisch, and
only at some light business. and then
only with great caution. Seven years
ago. the pact spring, i hada severe attack
of Diphtheria, which left my limbs pare -
fired Hud useless, so that i was unahleto
walk or even sit up. Noticing the ail ver-
tisement of Peruvian Syrup. I gave ,it •
trial, and to my great jcy soon found my
health impratiug. I continued the use
of the Syrup until three bottles had been
nsed,nno') wasrestored to complete health,
entirely to the nae of Peruvian Syrup.
and hold it in high e;tinaation. 'cermet
speak too stonily in its praise. i have
several times recommended it in eases
very similar to my own with the same
gond results.- Bold by all druggists.
CUSTOM W ORK
of every grade still receives my prompt an) careful attention, and will be ma e up
in the most approved sty'.es by first-c'aas workmen, end
of the very beat material oltainable.
Ladies and Risse, Boots 11m1 [)131,e(1 h'rc� ol'char�c,
6ItAIMEoY.
RHEUMATISM
Neuralgia. Sciatica, Lu nbago,
Backache, Soreness of the Chest,
Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swell-
ings and Sprains, Burns and
Scalds, General Bodily
Pains,
Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted
Feet and Ears, and all other
Paint and Aches.
To Preparation on earth equals Ir. JAr'ss Ott
u • raft, saws, irimp1• and cheap Paternal
Brady. A trial entails but the comparatively
trifling outlay of 10 Ceuta. and every one suffer -
log with pain can have cheap and positive prop'
of Its claims.
Direction. in Eleven languages.
SOLD BY ALLD&uaaisTB AND LEALERS
IN MEDICINE.
A. VOGELEK & CO.,
Betttevwrr, Fri, f7. 5. L.
Farmers and Mechaniaa.
Provide ourselves w th a bottle of PAI1VhILLER at thi; ceasnn
of the year, when summer complaints are so prevalent ;its is a prompt.
safe, and sure cure. It may save you days rif sickness, and you will
find it is more valuable than gold. P.e sure you bony the genuine.
TERRY l41'IS' T+1.V--KILLER, and take nn ot'nrr mixture.
Comma, Oat , Y:r.:a 4, 1830.
1 hare lar., selling Peny DAT.e' rain -Kalov for the past sir y• ars, and have
mach pleessre in hating that its se.. Is that time has bon lars.r t` on say otter
porta seedleiss obit 1 have ea my .drives. sad in those years i h:.ve nevrr howl •
testa:4We lay asgLt lair weida of the highest praise in its fo•or. 1. i. an article that
Sand to have octulose 1 is it all that gess to make afirst-class Jas►wy wed.cowe, and
salvages 1 Lave a Mm asd stem Perry Davos Pais -Killer will be fogad in troth.
Yosta,ke., J F. KINtgDY.
Se'ware of C.sa$erf lte and 1,..I atimes.
Peps l0... 25e., aad 'Ai per totals.
At time of purchase if so deairett.
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8BBGMILLER
Chilled Plow
—AND—
AGRICULTURAL WORKS.
Having purchased the Goderich Foundry,
am fitting the premises for the manutactur
of CHILLED PLOWS and AGRICt; LTC RA
IMPLEMENTS on a lam ..sale. MW Work
General Repairing and Jobbing will be con
tinned. All work guaranteed.
Mr. D. Rauciman is the only man authorize
to collect paymenta and give receipts on he
half of the late arm of Runciaian If Co., an
all persona indebted are requested to gover
themeel ves accordingly.
S. SEEOMILLER.
Proprietor.
GOOERICH BOILER WORKS.
Chrystal & Black.
TO MILL MEN and SALT WELL MEN
New 3 J1LE't i ani 1 SLT I'NS manufac
turgid on shortest notice.
IIIzinds of Repairing executed under th
personal supervision of the !Proprietors wh
Atte
Pracricat 'V) - , 1
P. O. Box 103 1787
W. is. Hart & Co
PROPRIg1'ORd OF THE
Goaorich Fins
(LATE PIPER'S.) .
Beg to return their thanks to the public for
the liberal patronage received during the past
year. and to state they are prepared to do
C4- rs N C3 -
on the shortest notice, or for the convenience
of pe -tire living at a distance will exchange
grist' at their town store
Late W. M. Haliarers,)
Masonic block, East Bt. Goderich.
JIM- Highest price paid for wheat lien
St. Oatherines Nurseries,
ffiTABLIBBZD IN 1836.
Having fully tested
MOORE'S EARLY &BRIGHTON
two new grapes, I unhesitatingly advise my
patrons to plant them. You will not be dis-
appointed. MOORE'S EARLY is the best
very early black grape yet grown in Canada.
It has stood thirty degrees below aero unhurt.
BRIGHTON 1. • delicious red grape. ripening
just after Moore's Early. They are both large
in bunch and berry. and very productive. 1
will mail both to any address, postpaid. on
receipt of $2. or either for e1. Agents wanted
D. W. BEADLE,
(';THCRINEI, ONT.
18ss'm.
HARDWARE
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r •• -ea( -tom -SFJ
tr �i � - A I .L-.1 L*.
AO- �' .k �s. .gid
TO BUY YOUR
Farmer's Hardware
Y. 1:
Builder's Hardware
HNIVES FORKS A.ND SPOONS,
in fact, everything yo.I int in•his ,.,.
HE IS BOUND TO SELL CHEF
This Spring and Summer. See his FENCE \VIRE, the hest yet.
W_ McKENZI
PLAIN AND FANCY PRINTING EXECUTti) WITH
NEATNESS AND DESPATCH, AND AT LOW
RATES AT "THE SIGNAL OFFICE.'
GET YOUR
PRYNTIN(}�
OF EVERY DESCRIPTION,
Posters, CirVulars, C:trds, k
PRINTED AT THE OFFICE OF TAR HCRON SION'AI.
North Street, ti..d' ooh.
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