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TIIR. HURON SIGNAL. FRIDAY. AUGUST 25, IRf3..
She Poeta torner.
•[.•.seas lerssaaeta/Ms.
vtd Illastor See "Now we wool go
tt oboist delay le W d••Pi."
• Leugbed awes Wei Jamas. -I @Beale say se:
Lees Nona saes Ilse fes damps
Stalled Ws Jones." -la ,slot step, oh.
Will all run dews to Utes deppe."
Greased Ittr. Jew 'It's ttlt4b.iy ho:
To dries yea an se the loser."
Vows ooaslM of greswasitailow
Weald not M 11 Lbws •Slim it '-elatiuu.-
• trtrssas•
-Dainty Ilf.ts Indy.
Claus4 pray. to Use:
(haat lies ever len, a.e t
Oases tied say to sae.-
-Bre 1 tlntl yaw that. sir.
You most prey• to sus
Teat say heart with Finkel:,
Bendy kept will bc."
prwdeat Ilttla lad',
T•ea Yes steles Sloe.
Ba•dy, while tial h ►.t it,
I oast value tb'oo."
•'ibat r proof • seed'. str.
Further would 1 ks•w
What slang ser •tis, sir,
Makes 7ealeve toe su."
Slagle IIWs lady,
Hast IMO sot ben told
That tby awe Uses's*
Skim Ulu barslsbel gad r
-shower that H a ane, sir,
I sated scarooly say
Rosa golden hair, sir,
Quickly terms to grey."
"Modest /WI• lady.
Clearest maser skies -
Blue. sad calm, as 1 cloudless -
Pale beside thine eyes."
"Ah. but you mug own sir,
Though that mar bo true.
Ase will serer spare. sr.
Eyes of deepest blue."
,-Creel little bar.
Shill I praise toy lip,,
Or thy fairy tinge: •.
With their !ley 1194 r
There willoonteaday, sir.
Whoa these bsada shall lie
• •t. said these lips. sir,
."ver frame reply,'
'Then, my little lad),
1 can only say
That It was thy gy.odn tor
Stole my heart away."
(loodsess not my own. sir,
Given each day anew;
Lov'st thou me for that, air 1
Then I love thee too."
Fun and Psncy.
"What did you say the cu.ductor's
none wear klIss.-lir. viae." "Oh,
■ if impossibls, it can't be." "And why
tout, prier' jfeaa.w, air, glees r a
front the aisaiie applause
Taus imitates I oCuhio, as
Austin lady, rebuked bor colored cook,
Matilda Snowto the follow uag words
"When I hired etas, yea said you didn't
have any orale friends, and now I find a
mast in the kitchen half We tins." "Lor
buss yuur soul, be ain't nu orale friend
of min[." "Who r hs,thour •'He ►u►
only my husband."
An Illinois dentist extracted a large
piece of quanta from an ..1 I Dakota win-
er's mouth, into wuicb it had been
blown, out by the high winds which
they have out in the mountains, but the
blast -of powder. But there are lots of
men who get more quarts into their
mouth then they ought to, and who lau't
be cused u easily as this man was.
A prominent physician says that if
mothers did nut take up the senseless
prattle of babies and hurl it back at
them under the plea that it is "baby
talk," children would learn sooner to
talk plain. They repeat the jumble of
syllables that they first hear. That's the
ides. Instead of saying of sospy water,
"I doesn't fink it totes aloud, you cou
just as well have Mr. two-year-old ob-
serve, "the tote of soap cowl i led with
aqueous fluid is not agreeable to me.
A certain young man brought his af-
fianced down from the Country to see the
sights. One day, while passing the con-
fectioner's, the swain noticed in the win-
dow a playard bearing the announce-
ment, "Ice cream -one dollar per. gill."
"Well,"said the young man, as he walk-
ed into the saloon, "that's a pretty
steep price to charge for one gal, but
Maria, Ill see you through, no matter
chat it costs. Here's a dollar, waiter;
ice cream fur this gal."
Woes of wea'th: One was carrying
home a cent's worth of yeast in a pltcht r
and the other was going to the srore for
a bar of soap in bulk. "Family you live
in Poing away this summer(" asked the
girl with the yeast "Wall, they did
talk of it, ' replied the other, but the
dress -maker disappointed them. Are
your folks going(" They were going,
ut the milk bill came in this morning
and I guess they will have to put of the
trip. Dear me but the rich have their
trebles as well as the poor folks. Good -
by.'' -[Detroit Free Press.
She Fashions.
Cheap materials covered with expen-
sive trimmings is one of the inconsisten-
cies of fashion in ladies' dresses.
Pretty breakfast caps of red silk, edged
with lace, acs worn by young married
ladies at watering place hotels.
A new scarf is already christened krabi
Rey -an individual who now does net
i;ivc much attention to fashion.
Blue, red and white flannel hats, of the
Buffalo Bill shape, are extensively worn
by young ladies at the seseide.
Wristlets of gav-colored ribbon, tied in
a bow and having streamers, are " all
the rage among the ladies at the fashion
able summer resorts.
The new shade in cream -color now so
much seen in dress materials, answers to
the name of " fresh butter. " It is a com-
promise between yellow and ecru.
in summer dresses short skirts are
univ'ersa:,bet h [Jr morning, afternoon and
evening wear, and papa rejoices that it
takes leu material now than formerly to
snake a gown for a favorite daughter.
Shrimp pink ie one of the fashionable
colors of the day, and it is said of it that
it is very trying to the complexion, a fact
in itself not likely to perputate its popu-
larity. Another odor in high favor is
" lobster red."
Huge bunches of red and white roses
worn by the ladies in their belt this se• -
en are of artificial flowers, but so clever
in deception teat only a close observer
con detect it. This is why ladies keep
away from the electric light, perhaps.
Wraps and mantles this summer are,
if anything, handsomer and more stylish
than ever, • trifle eccentric, perhaps, in
cut Ind trimmings, but pretty, neverthe- was a reproach te,Engl sh decency. At
ler. Those of gray cashmere with the last she fainted, and her perbecuter left
hall or tassel fringe are especially stylish.
•el•waN d sine
A geed article that bas achieved sec I
and atWuled a world-wide repute -
Urea by eta trim merits mid wonderful re
.d is *brays iuitsted. Such Oldie
Daae Mk Dr. Einar; New Discovery for
Coases.p4lo tJuagiu and Colds Al-
ready tlsprinfie sed parties are eudeev-
orto delude
i!� au • unsuspecting
p.bhc, 1.v ufheloft imitati•aa of this
swat fee ..untr• discovery. De not be
deceived, but Insist on having the true
remedy, and tats no other. Trial bot-
tlers free at Rhyuaa' drub store. Large
size $ l . (5)
Wcates•e Ariake stalve.
The best salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, Totter, Chapped Hands, Chil-
blain.. Cures, and all Bktn Eruptions,
and punitively cures fila. It is guaran-
teed to give perfect satisfaction, or
money refunded Price 25 cents per
box. For sale by Geo. Rhynas. 1830 ly.
Who's lie Bess Physlelaa,
The one that does most to relieve sut-
feriug huusanity of the thousand and one
ills that befall them, is uertainly the best
of all pphyweians. Electric Bitten are
daily tiutog this, curing where all other
retadtus ((ailed. As a spring Genic and
blood purifier they have uoel%bd. They
positively cure liver and kidney com-
plaints. In the strut)gsst sense of the
term, they are the best and cheapest
physician knows --(Daily Times. Sold
by Gee. &bytes, at 50 cents. La)
Vitae Iflunkra s l .'t-. se.
It is geaeraliy considered a pretty dif-
ficult task to outdo a physician, but the
following will prove conclusively where
none were completely outdone. Mix
Helen Pharviz, 331 O•yton St., Chicago,
was treated for Consumption by nine
physicians, and all pronounced her case
•r,cursble. Seven bottles of Dr. King's
N ,w D.scovery for Consumption comple-
tely cured her. Doubting ones, please
drop her a postal and convince your-
selves. Trial bottles free at Rhynu's
Drug Store. Large size $1.00. (4)
Frederick Kline, of Foster Crossing.
O. , who once lust all his savings in a bank
failure, hoarded $800 in gold in a barrel
filled with rubbish. He placed • sitting
hen on top, hoping she would give the
alarm in case of an attempt at roebery.
On Sunday Kline discovered the money
had been stolen.
A■ %Nasels sir,siar.eser P.nls.ed.
Eleven years ago a cause celebre startled
Lon Ion society. Lady Twiss, wife of
Sir Travers Twins, was a beautiful and
accomplished member of the aristocracy.
Her husband was chancellor to the arch-
bishop of Canterbury, an office lucrative
on account of the large fee paid to the
chancellor. Besides this, Sir Travers
Twiss had a high repute as a lawyer, and
an extensive practice. In 1856 he was
honored by a degree of D. C. L. from
the university of Oxford, together with
Alfred Tennyson and General Lord
Clyde. Lily Twiu had been a guest at
Queen Victoria's court.
But in 1871 Lady Twiss suddenly ap-
peared in a London police court, sum-
moned thither by a lawyer named Caf-
fers who had in some way found out that
before her marriage the had been a fast
girl both Ll Germany and in London,
England. He made use of this to black-
mail the unhappy lady, whose life since
her marriage hal been it happy one,
who was, as her husband testifiers in the
police court, a faithful and affectionate
wife. Lady Twiss had paid Chaffers by
the sale of her jewelry, till she could no
longer satisfy his extortion. Then he
summoned her into • police court and
for hours co noodled her tot stand the
torture "f a ininete cross-exrnination,
the full publication of which in the Loa•
don papers, in its most revolting detais,
Newest coaching hate are something
the court knowinv that he h e•1 ruined
of a modified Gainsborough of tine white
straw and exclusively trimmed with
lone, white, waving. rodding plumes.
They are called the "McKay," presuma-
bly after the rich Californian who lives
in Paris.
One seas considerable coin jewelry
this season - bracelets, necklace' and
bangles made of t'nited States gold and
silver piecoa. A lady of Long Branch
wears a uecklaoe made of ten and twen-
ty -dollar gold pieoes, the market value
f which is an even $200.
French hunting costumes are in high
favor, and seem to he the ground work
for a great deal of rioh and expensive
embroidery. The material is soft and
pretty and just the thing for the "rose
buds' of the season at the watering}
places a;id summer resorts. burial. it is satisfactory that when he
lately applied for • warrantagainst Lady
T w•
more surprise the public, than to learn amine! her character years g
Tie Oeeses's Last marry Be••r1:
Eva,isvn.l.s, Ind., Jan.' 11, 1882.
1 recently had a very difficult case of
Consumption. I treated it in the most
scientific manner possible, but to no ef-
fect; patient grew gradually worse.
Rather than give up, and as a last re-
sort, I decided, much against my wish,
to use a remedy that had cured one of
my former patients. Greatly to my sur-
prise. the patient began to gain, and in
s much shorter time than I dared to
ever expect, she was completely cured.
The name of this remarkable remedy is
Dr. King's New Discovery for Consump-
tion. I now use it altotgether in my
practice. -[Leading M. D., Evansville.
Trial bottles free at Rhynas' drug store.
Large size $1. - (6)
SLIJBSCRIBE
FOR
ESIGNAL
FROM NOW
Till Ibo 1st ofJanuary
• Use lledtral Prefiesales. Rad all wrens
It may niacin.
Phosphatine, or Nerve Food, a Phos-
phate Element based upon Scientific
Facts, Formulated by Professor Austin,
M. D. of Boston, Mass., cures Pulmon-
ary Consumption, Sick Headache, Ner-
vous Attacks, Vertigo and Neuralgia
and all wasting diseases Of the human
system. Phosphatine is net a Medecine.
but a Nutriment, because it contains no
Vegetable or Mineral Poisons, Opiates,
N irootics, and no Stimulants, but simp
ly the Phosphatic and Gartric Elements
found in our daily food. A single bottle
is sufficient to convince. All Druggists
sell it. $1 00 per bottle. Lewnee d
Co., sole agents for the Domini on
b5 Front Street East Toneato
his victim and her htaband.
But before he left the court the ma;is-
ttate addreise 1 hi:o in these words,
"You will live to be an object of con-
tempt to all honest nfen...
Of course lady Twos and her hushan,l
were missed They went to live abr.osd.
Her husband did not forsake her. Of
late they here returned toLondon
where Sir Travers has made speeches in
peblic and is practising law with success.
Meantime thee noted Chaffers met hos
punishment_ His clients left hi.n, all
men shur.nt�l and hated him, he had to
go as a pauper to St. Pancras workhouse,
where he will die and get • pauper's
Doses [ secret Twin for perjury in denying his charges
Probably no new developement well in one
the secret of success of certain leading the warrant was refused.
physiciaas, when they have a dif5cdt The wast ik pieta. Whatever the
flee of throat or lung disease that WE
seae• of twftis.l, sever. msderasy
flee their scientific skill, they prescribe
Dr. King's New Discovery for Consump-
tion, Coughs and Colds, having it dis-
guised in a prescription bottle, with
their own direction* and name attached.
The patient is cured, and they get the
credit. -Tribune. Trial bottles free at
Rhymes' ilnig store. Large cies $1. C2
a s'amsles.
As is usually the see where an article
1 tree merit attained $ world-wide
rwINBAi.B by its wonderful results, as
the eelseBMgd Electric Bitters have
parties haws
thee, sly
g„ ,t,1t,IIl .M"ttl A(
ettieMSS OM Cried
60 Cm,
lsy Oen
et Mt NT
cirami triers, pay blackmail Had
Lady Travers on receiving t he first
blackmailing letter confessed .11 to her
husband, he would snots have heated
ever the mian.at to the p4100.
tie%
easeeees
virtue
as a
it itl�Rrng$islBss afro
Travelling Guide.
GRAND TRUNK.
EAST.
Paas. Exp's. Miz'd. Mix:d
Godericb.Lv ;.30am..1t05pmln
..3.15pm.. 9.011a
Sea forth 7.)0 • 1.10 " ..4.43 " .10.30 "
Sttstford.Ar9.13am . 2.13pm .5.3Upm.. 1.00"
wirer.}'ane. Exp's. MIx d.
At rat ford. Ly 1.20am 30pm.5.00am.
Seatorth . 2.17 '• ..B . .55 " .. 7.15
Goderich. A r 3.15pm ..9.50pm . 11.00sm
GREAT WESTERN.
Err e. Man. Rx s.
Clinton going north ...e.)9am...4.23pm..&flew
" going south...3.54pm ..8.02am. 7.24
1. '•
STAGE N ICS.
Lock now Stage (daily) arr. 1U.13am dep 1pm
Kincardine " " 1 OOam .. " 7am
Henmfllcr •' (Wednesday and
BatnrdavIarrites Oam.. 9.1
testlptlg, sad
whoa SSBvisd with ether valgAiB r.
Oaths *streets, se in De. Fowler's BB.
ti*et Pi Wild Strawberry, it it an gs-
falMllR TOMO in all bowel complaista g
FOR
ONLY 50 Cts.
Hix'd.
&45pm
5.40 •
7.ISpm
P , The parties who tains frown Reffilo fon
the body o( F. i.bintas, who wee fogad
deed neer Atelieletbeighiet week, thoinvoil
VagWeft hie purses when ho
owl Mali thee he two Asea
foully dealt wi•h
IRSI \VAROCK
Segs to acquaint the ladies of Ooderich rid
vicinity• that she is now showing
Now is the time to Subscribe for a
\Vde Aake
Sprit all Sauer mer!
At her shop. Hamilton Street. In greet and
beiuttrul varier e4 She has securthe ser-
vices of a city milliner. and feels asanred that
she can give
BATSIFAC T I ON
IN MOTH
STYLE AND MAKE.
Ritehn jos to he favored with a visit from hr
patroae, sad taw ladle. generally.
CHEAP GROCERIESI
IDIC.AN SWIFT
Begs to anaemic. to the people of (iodsrich and this ugliest of Huron, that he ht s
purohssed from Mr. A. Phillips kis stock of Groceries, etc., and will
continue the btasiaees in the old shad, on the
Comer of Victoria and Bruce Streets.
Having bought the goods for cub, and as 1 intend to snake all my purchases from
wholesale sten for cub also, 1 will he is • position to sell at
Very Low Prices for Cash
My stock will always be fresh. I win keep the beat brands of teas, good stagers,
and everything in the grocery line [rem the best producers. Bacon, Spiced Mosta
ecce , always on hand in semen. I am determined to please, both inquality and pries
0 Cell at the stand, Victoria street, opposite the Fair Ground, near 1).
$t(loder's machine shop. D SWIFT,
G.derich, March 9th, 1882. 1J SWIFT.
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The Huron Signa
GERMAN INVIGORATOR,
Willehat• w ,ter by wsl ysay
WWI "de:dreNno
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31=tyisnd lase! Mir rt
er •t.ts.es$Isa sod • prewr-
ttara tau• 1,��y,s with ttastlwsastals hes by
11 11141St r_ sealed.
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sun
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Extensive Premises and Splendid New Stock.
G- BARRY
CABINET . 3 11 au' ll1iEIITkKER
Hamilton Street, Goderich.
-A good meat of Kitchen,
�rDining
'Room and Parlor Furniture, such as a
Su. s[rs (hatr, cow and
ted),upbords, Hod -steads, Mattresses, Wash -sten
Lounges,
Sofas, tti het-mots."l.00ling Glasses.
N. It. -A complete assortment of Coffins and Shrouds always on hand'aleo Iieareve f. r h
at reasonable rates.
{'it ore Framing a specialty: A call solicited 17M
BOOTS&SHOES
��n-s,ing t Weddup
Beg ( announce to the Public that they have opened business
inthe
ate le a .ria
in the Store lately occupied by Horace Newton. Hating p large
well assorted stock of Spring aft a the 'i
Summer
Geods
at close
lo se figures, we are determined
to
QUICK SALES & SCALL PROFITS WILL BE OER MOTTO
t•ty-Pleese call and examine our goods before purchasing elsewhere.
ferrRemember the place, next door to J. Wilson's Drug Store
tlr-Custom work will receive our special attention.
t(wNone but the best of material used and first-class workmen einp,t
oye1.
goo Repairing neatly done on the shortest notice.
Goderich. March 9, 1882. DOWNING & W E D D U P
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MANITOW4
The Great Western Railway will run
their excursions to MANITOBA and
DAKOTA points during May and June
every two weeks, commencing TUES-
DAY May, 2nd, 1881.
Fares Reduced.
For' nfortnation, tickets, etc., apply to
GEO. B. JOHNSTON
Special Agent (i.0 it Western Railway
Under', h. Ont.
G'elerlch, .\ In i1. "K, 1142. 1S33.
HALL'S
fAT A p.131
fe Rerotnmended by Pt ',delimit.
C 1:7 FL3%'S
Catarrh of the Nasal Cavity -Cnronic and Ulcer,tivsl
Cal the Ear. Eye or Thrash It is taken
INTERNALLY. and" acts DIRF?CTLY upon
the Blood and decors rfacet of the
Systent. life the but Blood Puri3er
-in the WORLD, and Is woe') ALL
that i charged for It, for
THt.T alone.
7' n F
ONLY INTERNAL CURE fOR CATARRH
I*" 114 Tile M.tR1(Y,T ,..y
$ 10n r'or la7 c::e $ 100
w.••,•iw•ac-ya-•arisae
Wr1,1.41113,ons. Uaroh 9R, l0llr.
my litho etig'.tter was trot :lett with Catarrh
for two year, en 1 was very [snob heaefltte.t .-y
the use of " Halts Catarrh curs." Rhe Is now
,boat enrol.- W. T. HOUSE.
Witt -term (1nM,.reh St. l 2.
there used " Hall's Catarrh 1; oro,' and Jude.
ingfr"m the gno.t remlte 1 derived from one
bottle. believe it will care the m'.t stubborn
.Mine et Catarrh If it. rise it conunued fat a
reasonable length of time.
W. R. HELLION.
•
STRICTLY PURI Witt.t.,uen amt.. Harsh en, Ira
1' i. ('rinser a Co..'
0
-�- - Germs.- Have sold H.i t . (Catarrh (`ore for tat'
HARMLESS TO THE MOST DELICATE. t t..r, and It ri..y eo•tn satiilly, torn.
yours trul77
H. W. HOPSON. i/ruggist
In CusintiTe caw ( Hall's Catarrh Cure
ft arpreaehee en neer • sp..tte their '•N ioety-
bre per seas arr perstane*tl rend where
th4 doreltar ars strictly Meple t w,th.
her. b we vbesteal nr et inrredt.nes
b lam the vows er .M.
Mart ft*pootarant it hoe no •hull.
N tiOntedns no Opium In any t'arm.
COLD gT ALL D1t7061*TL
Perry Davis & Son & [aaetre:!Cet
testa Aeetea,
MO14rT14.IaA.L.
Is sold by all Whole's). anti Retell Drisgfsts
and healers In Pst ut W.dlrtnee in
the Vitali' Metes earrrenada.
PRICE
76 Cents a Bottle. 919.00 a Doz.
Thin only genuine 11.11's C*Mrrb Care is maw.
,demised by 7 J. CHNN1T • CO.. Tolosa*. O.
gtllewv* et imlWkms.
ps5ltnd ter the Ontario trade by
H. W. HOBSON, Welland. Ont.
(WFORGE RBYNAS,
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